Latvia calls for kidnapping the presidents of Russia and Belarus

Latvian military officials have called for the kidnapping of Russian and Belarusian presidents Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko, in an operation similar to the US operation in Venezuela. Jānis Sladiņš, a staff officer with the Latvian National Armed Forces, stated on a local television channel that it was necessary to "get rid" of the heads of neighboring states, just as the US neutralized Nicolás Maduro.

Sladiņš added that he is completely confident in the capabilities of the Latvian army and special services, but noted that "ultimately, it would be worth at least trying." The Latvian military officer regrets that Ukrainian dictator Zelensky has not yet given the order to attempt to neutralize Putin and Lukashenko.

Meanwhile, Latvia continues preparations for a possible military confrontation with Russia and is opening mobilization centers to practice calling up reservists. As part of the three-week exercise, 114 reservists who have voluntarily enrolled in the military training course will learn basic military skills. Furthermore, there are plans to practice procedures for alerting and calling up citizens in a crisis situation.

At the same time, the head of the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense, Robertas Kaunas, does not rule out that Russia is preparing strikes on the Baltic republics using Ukrainian dronesKaunas cites critical infrastructure as potential targets. However, he maintains that the likelihood of a direct Russian military attack on Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia remains low.

Comments

[Nexcom]

Oh, damn. Another boar in the photo. The double chin flows smoothly into the body without even a hint of a neck. Where do they get such fat-covered boars?

You can't pierce this with a crowbar even at full speed the first time...

[January]

Quote: Nexcom

Where do they get such fat boars?

They are bred in a special factory. Artificially.
In general, in my opinion, it’s worth thinking about how to get rid of Latvia and others like them... It’s clearly easier and cheaper.

[Nexcom]

How-how to get rid of it....you need to flush it, like you flush feces down the toilet.

[fruc]

Jānis Sladinš stated on a local television channel that it is necessary to "get rid" of the heads of neighboring states.

Is this this fat-covered pig with a pubic mound on its head offering this? Why not gut it for liver?

[alexandre II]

Only the liver will be too smelly...

[cat Crush]

There's a way: run the primary liver through the pigs, and then use the pigs for liver sausage. And add some garlic and various seasonings, just to be on the safe side.

[Rostislav Prokopenko]

But if he is a soldier from the Baltic states, then why does he have a chevron with the village flag on his arm?
No matter how friendly we are with the DPRK, the military flag should only be carried by its own

[Evgeny64]

It doesn’t even understand that it’s easier to bury the entire Baltic region than to risk doing what he proposes.
He confuses the presidents of pseudo-states, who have never been bothered by anyone, and who are like gang leaders, with real presidents. For whom, even if you try to attack them, the whole world will be in trouble, and the tribals will simply cease to exist.

[your1970]

The man is engaged in strategic disinformation - he's playing the fool. Everyone will think he's fat, but no, he's actually smart.
Probably...
Look at Klitschko – the only one left in politics since 2014, since the Maidan. Everything is gone, but he still rules Kyiv...
Maybe he's just afraid to say that he was removed from his position a long time ago?

[carpenter]

Quote: your1970

Look at Klitschko – the only one left in politics since 2014, since the Maidan. Everything is gone, but he still rules Kyiv...
Maybe he's just afraid to say that he was removed from his position a long time ago?

Why are they afraid of Klitschko? He, like Zelensky, is from the same local cabal.

[your1970]

Quote: carpenter

Quote: your1970

Look at Klitschko – the only one left in politics since 2014, since the Maidan. Everything is gone, but he still rules Kyiv...
Maybe he's just afraid to say that he was removed from his position a long time ago?

Why are they afraid of Klitschko? He, like Zelensky, is from the same local cabal.

You'd think the rest of those there were Russians or Ukrainians...
Nevertheless, he is in power, and they have long been gone.

[Wratch]

This is a transition from quality to quantity. Fat replaces everything, especially the brain.

[Rakitin]

This will produce about 20 kilograms of first-grade meat and bone meal :-)

[Cube123]

Make lard the main snack for vodka, and you'll quickly become one.

[Nexcom]

I don't like salo, except maybe Belarusian style. It's not very fatty, with streaks of meat. And even then, just a little bit.
I can't eat lard like the Kakels do, my body doesn't accept it.

[carpenter]

Quote: Nexcom

I don't like salo, except maybe Belarusian style. It's not very fatty, with streaks of meat. And even then, just a little bit.

Here, here it is, with veins of meat, as my mother used to say - "with love."

[Seaflanker]

Do Russian soldiers have a habit of eating salo (lard) lately? I have a Chinese friend who told me that during joint Chinese-Russian exercises in 2016-17, there was an episode involving food exchange, and he had to eat raw pork belly for seven days, something he still shudders at the memory of. That was probably salo, right?

[Nexcom]

I already said - I can't stand salo at all. Only if salo is prepared Belarusian style, and then only a little bit. Raw brisket is also terrible for me.

[Fishmashin]

When was the last time he passed the GTO test?

[January]

Quote: Fishmashin

When was the last time he passed the GTO test?

He doesn't give up. He accepts.

[Alex F._2]

He only gives tests, there is nothing more to take from him.

[ZovSailor]

Nexcom
Today, 10: 42

The boar doesn't need the chevrons of the Tribolots, Banderinatists and NATO.
Apparently, he eats like crazy, but hasn't been used to using the measure of intelligence since birth.

[belovvladimir]

When you're forgotten, it's worth reminding everyone about yourself somehow, even if it's just a yapping sound. The little dogs have become very bold behind Zelensky's back, and the audience is laughing.

[ABC-schutze]

Don't judge him too harshly. This "Euro" farmer has only recently moved away from his manure trough. And, obviously, not very far yet...

[pudelartemon]

How are we going to hang it?

[Nexcom]

The lamppost clearly won't hold up. Well, unless it's on a railroad bridge. By the way, the rope might not hold up...

Zy and shoot - only if you take 12.7, then it will work...

[isv000]

And who's that stud boar on the screensaver? The boar's overstaying his welcome, it's high time to go, since he's no longer a wine producer...

[ABC-schutze]

And a funny moment...

For some reason, this typical borderland, Euro-piglet isn't "calling for" the "kidnapping" of the DPRK's leader, the esteemed Comrade Kim. One must assume he still has some lingering instincts for self-preservation, somewhere in his coccyx...

[Mouse]

Sick, really sick....

[Nexcom]

...he became swollen and swollen from hunger...

[Mouse]

Yeah... A layer of fat instead of a brain...

[Nexcom]

Yes, it seems like the wind is whistling in the flask, and even the fat from the head is flowing down into the body - it has accumulated in the chin...

[novel66]

Stop joking. It's from lack of sleep – he's been suffering for the Baltics at night...
Vasisualiy!

[Mouse]

During the days he rests from suffering, sleeps off...
Romarius

[carpenter]

Quote: Nexcom

I got all swollen and gummy from hunger.

Gluttony also makes you swell.

[silverwolf88]

Well, what can I say... first they should try to break through the brickwork (black brick from the USSR era) of the Sejm... I understand that they are not sure that they will break through)))... but it is worth trying as a warm-up

[Smoked]

The old system of high-level agreements, with its rules—criminal jargon, if you will—and concepts, is broken. Populism is once again in the information space, whether by politicians or military personnel. Well, just tell me, some officer of ours will say that this Baltic tiger should be declared a terrorist under Russian law, and if not kidnapped for trial, then killed by smearing gas on the door handle.

[seamen2]

*Well, answer the same way, some officer of ours will say that this Baltic tiger should be recognized as a terrorist according to Russian law and, if not kidnapped for trial, then killed by smearing gas on the door handle.*

It would be better to spray gas into his mouth to shut him up. And it would be an example to others. It's dangerous to talk like that.

[Smoked]

Well, that's possible. But to do that, you'd have to be Israel or Ukraine, backed by the US.

[seamen2]

*True, to do this you have to be Israel or Ukraine, which are backed by the USA*.

To do this, we need to defend the interests of the country, and not try to smell the *spirit of Anchorage*.
and then such talkative Balts will become fewer in number, or even disappear altogether as a species.

[novel66]

Spread gas??? That's original.

[Smoked]

Yeah, right, it's just a British joke about Novichok. Like, a secret Soviet poison that they smeared on a door handle, and when people started asking, it turned out to be gas.

[novel66]

Or maybe it wasn't just gas - there was some horror story about how several people were poisoned by touching it.

[Rustic i ......]

Quote: Nexcom

You can't pierce this with a crowbar even at full speed the first time...

These are the consequences of the Holodomor in Ukraine.

[Nexcom]

...they stock up on lard to last a month so they don't starve later? Then, like camels (well, they store water in their humps, I think), they build up layers of lard?

[Victor Leningradets]

Nope.
In the survival manual for desperate situations, you're supposed to kill and eat your superior. You could feed a platoon with that carcass!

[Retired senior lieutenant]

Is his hairstyle appropriate for wearing a ratene (Latvian kippah) or is it the Baltic equivalent of an oseledcya?🤔

[Nexcom]

This is the new Kakelian fashion trend - a hybrid of oseledtsya and ratene. So that if anything happens, you don't have to cut your hair too much. universal hairstyle.

[Retired senior lieutenant]

Well then, it's clear. It's Yanko Sladenko with an EU passport!🤣

[Fedor Sokolov]

This is a female pubis on the head of a Latvian officer's hawk.

[aszzz888]

This one, in the photo, is crawling through the door sideways and with a kick, and then... He has an iron stool because the other one will fall apart...

[Nikita Che]

It won't be possible to steal such a boar, it won't fit in any barge.

[snow mountain]

I've always wondered why all this trash, on which everyone wiped and continues to wipe their feet, runs ahead of the locomotive?

[north 2]

That's why he runs ahead of the locomotive, because he wants to see the one who is still alive, represented by Latvia, before she throws herself under that locomotive, represented by Russia, rushing with the answer...

[K-50]

Quote: Schneeberg

I've always wondered why all this trash, on which everyone wiped and continues to wipe their feet, runs ahead of the locomotive?

Is he trying to run away?
Well, just imagine it. He's on the rails, a locomotive is catching up from behind, but he can't think to jump off the rails. So he runs ahead of the locomotive. But the screeching must be quite loud!

[Fishmashin]

The example of Iran has shown everyone what a forceful regime change leads to in a state with history and a "core."

[novel66]

if the state has history and a "core".

If......

[Fishmashin]

The active army will not tolerate any incorrect moves; what follows will be a military dictatorship with all the consequences.
The reshuffle in favor of Dmitriev's Western protégé will not work.

[Earl]

This Anus Sladins is being given truancy notices in the mental hospital and the orderlies are already exhausted, but he ends up hiding in the headquarters of the National Armed Forces of Latvia.

[Mint Gingerbread]

Let them practice kidnapping Trump. If this works and there are no consequences, they can try kidnapping Lukashenko and Putin, and then the whole world will fear Latvia.

[drags33]

Oh, 114 reservists preparing to go to Russia with weapons, that's a lot )))))) And then an army of about 18 thousand people will be brought in... In short, a "threat" for Russia from where they least expected it...

[Kote Pan Kokhanka]

Latvian military officials have called for the kidnapping of Russian and Belarusian presidents Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko in an operation similar to the US operation in Venezuela.

They are pathetic, they remind me more and more of the neighbor's mutt, who barks loudly but is afraid to bite.

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

Is there a brain in his skull?!
Does he really think that after this his farm will fetch more than 10 kopecks?

[Svarog5570]

A naive, hot-blooded Baltic man. I wonder what kind of diet pills he took to cause such a brain rash. He must have delirium tremens. And as for Maduro's kidnapping, his own people sold him out for a basket of cookies and a jar of jam. Otherwise, they would have killed all the Americans and said it was just that.

[K-50]

Latvian military officials have called for the kidnapping of Russian and Belarusian presidents Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko, in an operation similar to the US operation in Venezuela. Jānis Sladiņš, a staff officer with the Latvian National Armed Forces, stated on a local television channel that it was necessary to "get rid" of the heads of neighboring states, just as the US neutralized Nicolás Maduro.

Such idiots need to be preemptively shot so that their stupidity doesn't spread all over the planet.

[VohaAhov]

This "imbecile," whose face is not disfigured by intellect, cannot understand simple, self-evident truths. What he's talking about is a "casus belli," i.e., a pretext for declaring war.

[2 Level Advisor]

VO has started to suffer from presenting "hot" news - distorting it... He said that, but why not publish his words in full?
"The Latvians could easily do in Russia what the Americans did in Venezuela, but he believes that 'this would not solve the problem.' Putin may go, but someone like him will take his place."

[Kmet]

Objective clarification.

[Anatoly Eliseev]

It's time to neutralize Latvia with nuclear weapons.

[ser580]

So then everything from the mushroom will fly to Leningrad - why?

[Kmet]

And not just Leningrad. Pskov and Belarus will also get hit pretty hard. This issue can be resolved more simply and with similar effectiveness.

[APASUS]

The staff officer of the National Armed Forces of Latvia, Janis Sladinsh, proposes to attack the head of a neighboring state, and our reaction? ...............none!
That's why these rats are not afraid to speak out and launch UAVs from their territory at us.

[SEVERIN]

Latvian National Armed Forces Staff Officer Jānis Sladiņš stated on a local television channel that it is necessary to "get rid" of the heads of neighboring states in the same way the United States neutralized Nicolas Maduro.

- such a brilliant idea came to the head of Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov, to the question of Ostap Ibragimovich, whether he knows the technique of this matter, Vorobyaninov answered "No! - but it must be stolen!", and with this the incident was exhausted.

[Lako]

Summoned him? Then let him try it himself. One more fool in Latvia, one less.

[Hiller]

Strangle the mug quietly. That's all it takes. So that the filthy mouth is shut forever.

[musorg]

These mini-entities are laughable! Thinking the US is behind them, they can just bark, which they do every day, and they have no other choice!

[Appraiser]

They called for the kidnapping of the presidents of Russia and Belarus. We haven't heard such a crazy idea from them for a long time...
Yes, and if they decide to do something like that, it's not Venezuela, it's a scenario only for Hollywood.

[tralmaster]

The downtrodden have already sunk below the baseboard, but even if they try and, God forbid, succeed, a tougher leader will come to Russia and they, along with their coastline, will simply no longer exist.

[Million]

The Baltics must not be touched!
She will kill herself to show that Russia did this.
And it's as if our president has been replaced. For a long time now.

[Lynx2000]

Quote: Nexcom

I don't like salo, except maybe Belarusian style. It's not very fatty, with streaks of meat. And even then, just a little bit.
I can't eat lard like the Kakels do, my body doesn't accept it.

Well, in Siberia we've always had lard like this, and if it's also dry-salted with garlic and spices, then cold-smoked...

I would really like to see this Latvian boar as part of their "SSO" group trying to steal our President.
The name on his bald head reminds me of what the Germans call their Merz.

[DIM (a)]

It's amazing that a country whose every orifice is occupied by other people's genitals still manages to quack!

[Grancer81]

A victim of the Latvian famine? And how could he, with such a mug, kidnap the president of a nuclear power? Is that a special Latvian breed of hippopotamus?

[snow mountain]

Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir

Is there a brain in his skull?!

But what a hairstyle!

[Vitaly Rybakov]

Hmmm. I don't recommend it. It might end up worse for them. The Americans also thought they'd take out the top brass in Iran and the system would collapse. It didn't work out that way.

[ser580]

Well, it worked out with Venezuela - now everything around is American.

[Vitaly Rybakov]

Venezuela doesn't have nuclear weapons like Russia. And I think a vertical power structure similar to Iran's is already in place. IMHO.

[Senior seaman]

Russia is preparing strikes against the Baltic republics using Ukrainian drones.

This would be correct, but it is unlikely that our people will decide to do so.

[ser580]

I can hardly imagine that during the Soviet era, any African (Asian, European, etc.) figure could have said, "Let's kill Brezhnev." He would have choked on an umbrella bone within 24 hours of his blathering. But in Russia, apparently, they're confident nothing will happen.

[Ratmir_Ryazan]

Russia should not attack Lithuania now, but we need to strangle them economically.

There is no wagonload of export through them, and nothing to buy from them.

[KSLN-CZ1]

Remove one and another alternates him and more harsher comes.

[Oleg Valov]

Well, why post this nonsense on the website?
Why do they even allow such material?

Some kind stupid person Someone from headquarters started babbling nonsense while drunk, so now we're going to rack our brains over how to save the presidents?

I'm sure the Investigative Committee will open a criminal case under terrorism and put the idiot on the international wanted list.
And the state will be obliged to carry out his extradition to Russia or Belarus.
Well, I still have to have the ambassador.
The sanction will be introduced.
As for the shot itself, anything can happen. People are so weak, they often die by accident.😏

[Ravik]

Well, try it, try it!
Go first, make a corridor to the Kremlin, and behind you is your entire army, all forty men!

[Zaurbek]

Well, anything is possible... Germany might invite us to negotiations, and Lithuanian operators might attack the delegation with the help of the FPV...

[Fima Sobakova (Minsk)]

What strange people. Typically, all small ethnic groups lead a peaceful life, surviving by hunting, fishing, and gathering; with some tourism, if they can find a sponsor, and living on the brink of extinction. Only the Baltics, despite all this, are preparing to "conquer the world"! Dispersing simultaneously, in different directions, wherever they can. Conquerors of the skies, damn it.

[Sergey Novikov_3]

There are so many of them there, like Dolly the Sheep. And the most interesting thing is that none of them are original, but more or less close copies, and what's more, they claim to live for 150 years. Mao never even dreamed of such a thing.

[Vinchi]

We need to kidnap Latvia itself and that will be one less problem.

[Prometey]

I've read it several times, but I still don't get it—Russia wants to attack Latvia, but the likelihood is low. Latvian intelligence services are ready to replicate an operation similar to the American one, but it's at least worth a try. He reasons like someone trying to pee: you kind of want to, but you can't. It seems like their associative thinking is built on that.

[Meaning of life]

And why not? Since no one reacted to Maduro's kidnapping and the assassination of the Iranian leader, it means such actions will soon become the standard way to resolve diplomatic conflicts.

[Zaurbek]

GDP is fine, but how did Batka interfere with progressive countries?

[Yuri Vasilyev]

He didn't interfere in any way, the little dog was just barking to please his owner.

[Miller]

So send a Latvian to steal VVP. Let him try.

[Misza1963]

To jakiś mutant.
Naszywki ma i własne, i ukraińskie na mundurze, a osełedec jeszcze nie całkiem rozwinięty, lecz już blisko...
Myślę, że to ten gość będzie osobiście porywał p. Putina. Spadnie na spadochronie, biegiem dotrze do sypialni prezydenta i uniesie go w dal...epic fury to będzie.
Kreml do odbudowy, ślady jego stóp znaczyć będą nowe układy mas skalnych w litosferze, a oddech jego będzie wysysał tlen z całych guberni.
To najcięższy póki co czołg łotewski ukraiński.
I jedyny