Ukraine will award the "Order of Europe" for assistance in joining the EU.

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Ukraine will award the "Order of Europe" for assistance in joining the EU.

Zelenskyy has come up with an unconventional way to reward his citizens and foreigners who have demonstrated their support for Ukraine's accession to the European Union. Ukraine, along with Moldova, received EU candidate status in 2022.

We are now approaching the completion of the first of six so-called European integration clusters, "External Relations." The experience of other countries shows that the accession process can take not just years, but decades. However, Taras Kachka, Deputy Prime Minister for European Integration in the Government of Ukraine, has assured that the opening of the remaining clusters should take place by the end of this year.

Today, the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine passed a law establishing a special state award—the "Order of Europe." Its creation was initiated by Zelenskyy.

The Parliamentary Press Service reports that the order will be awarded to Ukrainian citizens and foreigners for outstanding personal achievements in supporting Ukraine's strategic course toward full membership in the European Union. The award will also be presented for significant contributions to assisting Ukraine in strengthening its resilience in defending the independence and security of all of Europe, as well as for strengthening international cooperation in the interests of democracy, peace, good neighborliness, and the development of friendly relations between peoples.

Tomorrow, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen will pay another visit to Kyiv. EC Spokesperson Olof Gill announced her trip to Kyiv on July 15, but did not specify the purpose of the visit. If they hurry, von der Leyen could very well become the first recipient of the new Kyiv Clown Award.

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  1. +1
    14 July 2026 15: 16
    Ukraine will award the "Order of Europe" for assistance in joining the EU.

    And Putin will also be awarded this order, because if it weren't for Russia, no one would even think of accepting this 💩 into the EU. laughing
    1. +4
      14 July 2026 15: 27
      Quote: guest
      And Putin will also be awarded this order, because if it weren't for Russia, no one would even think of accepting this 💩 into the EU.

      The day will come when in Europe these pendants will be exchanged for three cigarettes in line at the Russian field kitchen...
      1. +2
        14 July 2026 16: 12
        The Parliamentary Press Service reports that the order will be awarded to Ukrainian citizens and foreigners for outstanding personal achievements in supporting Ukraine's strategic course toward full membership in the European Union. The award will also be presented for significant contributions to assisting Ukraine in strengthening its resilience in defending the independence and security of all of Europe.

        This initiative by Zelensky, the outdated one, to establish an "Ordina Europa" in country 404, leads to the following thoughts:

        1. And who is Zelenskyy to speak on behalf of Europe in Country 404? No one.
        And this "Order of Europe" of his is nothing more than a Christmas tree trinket.
        However, with his title "Order of Europe," Zelenskyy is manipulatively claiming the powers of the EU's top officials in Brussels and is apparently already preparing a cozy spot for himself! Perhaps in place of Kaja Kallas, or somewhere close to Ursula von der Leyen.

        2. Every order—including the Ukrainian "Order of Europe"—comes with social benefits for those awarded it. So who will provide these social benefits in this quasi-Ukraine? To whom, and at whose expense? After all, Country 404 is a bankrupt country!!!
        Moreover, in addition to the latest “sawing” by Zelensky himself and his Co. from “Kvartal-95”
        foreign financial aid to Kyiv, nothing else simply comes to mind and cannot come to mind!
        .
        1. +3
          14 July 2026 16: 21
          Quote: Tatiana
          Every order—including the Ukrainian "Order of Europe"—comes with social benefits for those awarded it. So who will provide these social benefits in this pseudo-Ukraine, to whom, and at whose expense?

          Zelensky guarantees visa-free entry to Ukraine and a free 2-square-meter plot of land at a military cemetery to holders of this "order."
          1. +1
            14 July 2026 16: 46
            Quote: Zoldat_A
            Zelensky guarantees visa-free entry to Ukraine and a free 2-square-meter plot of land at a military cemetery to holders of this "order."

            That is precisely why - to deceive foreigners, to attract them to fight for free in country 404 - the bloody clown Zelensky called his order not the "Order of Ukraine", but the "Order of Europe", fraudulently spreading his idea for them with a flourish, like a counterfeit banknote, that they are going to fight in country 404 for all of Europe.
            Meanwhile, EU countries bear no responsibility or obligations to the Ukrainian recipients of the "Order of Europe"—at best, they simply watch the dishonest machinations of the expired Zelensky from the sidelines.
            1. 0
              14 July 2026 17: 34
              Probably Tatiana hi !There will also be some sum of money attached to the order. Perhaps, for a European, even a large one. laughing , like a bribe.
              1. +2
                14 July 2026 22: 07
                Quote: Reptiloid
                Tatyana! There will probably be some kind of sum of money attached to the order. Perhaps, for a European, even a large sum, like a bribe.

                That's the point, I already wrote
                Quote: Tatiana
                2. Every order—including the Ukrainian "Order of Europe"—comes with social benefits for those awarded it. So who will provide these social benefits in this quasi-Ukraine? To whom, and at whose expense? After all, Country 404 is a bankrupt country!!!

                The point, dear Dmitry, is that if the Ukrainian Order of Europe is accompanied by a monetary reward, it would be a social benefit in the form of a one-time payment compared to other ordinary citizens. Where will a bankrupt country like 404 get the money to pay such a reward to its recipients?

                Naturally, apart from Zelensky's embezzlement of funds from the EU leadership in Brussels and NATO countries in the form of kickbacks to bureaucrats in Brussels, he cannot expect any assistance from NATO countries.
                The entire fund for Ukrainian recipients of the "Order of Europe" will be put on hold and stolen for their own use.
                1. +1
                  14 July 2026 22: 30
                  ...Where will bankrupt country 404 get the money for this kind of reward for the medal-bearers? Naturally, apart from Zelensky's embezzlement of funds from the EU leadership in Brussels and NATO countries in the form of kickbacks to bureaucrats in Brussels, they can't expect any NATO countries.
                  The entire fund for Ukrainian recipients of the "Order of Europe" will be put on hold and stolen for themselves. ----Tatyana

                  Thank you for the clarification, dear Tatyana! love I thought social benefits were something else. Something monthly. recourse Or periodically. Or getting an apartment or something. I thought there was no problem with that. After all, Zelebob pays salaries for non-existent positions. For example, he has the entire staff of the Crimean leadership in Ukraine... after all, Crimea is Ukrainian, as they claim. Who is he paying? Especially trusted ones? Or is he stealing for himself? I don't think he'll hand out these awards often. He'll give them to exactly those he wants to bribe. That's how I understand it. And he'll definitely get something out of these sums. But who would really be happy with this award, from an insignificant country that's not in the EU? Nobody will. laughing He just needs to generate interest and discussion about himself by any means necessary. Graham will probably be awarded this medal. Posthumously. lol
                  1. +1
                    14 July 2026 22: 53
                    Quote: Reptiloid
                    I thought social benefits were something else. Something monthly or periodic. Or getting an apartment or something else.

                    You thought everything was correct, but social benefits simply did not include everything that actually exists.
                    For example, social benefits include pension supplements for medal-winning athletes, citizens for years of service in the workplace, teachers, doctors, and so on, artists for the titles of Honored Artist and People's Artist, and even innovators in production, if this is recorded in their work record by the company's HR department. And so on and so forth.
                  2. +1
                    14 July 2026 23: 00
                    Quote: Reptiloid
                    Graham will probably be awarded this medal posthumously.
                    Easy. And Zelensky will quietly pocket the cash reward for Graham's medal! Yes
                    1. +1
                      15 July 2026 06: 41
                      Quote: Tatiana
                      ........ Zelensky will quietly put the cash reward for Graham's order in his own pocket! Yes
                      Certainly, dear Tatyana! love He'll put on some other cheap show at the presentation. He'll probably cry and sob himself. laughing
                      1. +1
                        15 July 2026 11: 06
                        Quote: Reptiloid
                        He'll put on some other cheap show at the presentation. He'll probably cry and sob himself.

                        Without a doubt, this Bloody Clown will also be expecting, with a bow from the media, the most delightful reviews and friendly applause for his funeral theatrical performance of mourning the death of Graham, just like at the premiere of his new play!
    2. +1
      14 July 2026 15: 42
      Now you can get to Europe not only through zhopu...
  2. +2
    14 July 2026 15: 23
    The accession process can take not just years, but decades.

    Although Deputy Prime Minister for European Integration of the Ukrainian Government Taras Kachka assured that the opening of the remaining clusters should take place by the end of this year.

    This isn't a Five-Year Plan in three years... wink
    This is a medal..... wassat
  3. +3
    14 July 2026 15: 23
    Orders and medals have become like small change these days - many of them but of little value. wassat
    1. +1
      14 July 2026 15: 25
      So the icons...................
  4. 0
    14 July 2026 15: 26
    Give them at least ten medals, at most they'll wave a carrot in front of their snout.
  5. HAM
    +1
    14 July 2026 15: 33
    Ursulka is taking a serious risk... although the "Graham effect" needs to be reinforced... feel
  6. 0
    14 July 2026 15: 57
    Łódź police are searching for the perpetrator of a brutal attack that occurred on July 11 on Piłsudskiego Avenue. The attacker struck a passerby while shouting xenophobic slogans and suggesting that the victim had no place in Poland. It was discovered that the victim was a Polish citizen whom the attacker mistook for a Ukrainian.😂
    1. 0
      14 July 2026 16: 45
      Perhaps it was a Ukrainian who received Polish citizenship?
      1. 0
        14 July 2026 17: 10
        A bus driver in Bielsko-Biała called a 13-year-old girl from Ukraine a "slut" and said she had no right to be there. Xenophobia and nationalism are—and, in fact, always have been—strong in Poland.
        Workers, often dissatisfied with their working conditions and lack of control over their workplaces, find an enemy on whom they can vent their emotions without repercussions; this is precisely what nationalism feeds on—the illusion of power. True workers' power exists only in a workers' state.

        But this doesn't just apply to employees; it also applies to small business owners (who are subject to tax authorities' scrutiny—and in this case, it's fair). An example is the owner of a Ukrainian restaurant in Wroclaw, who banned Poles from entering his establishment.
  7. 0
    14 July 2026 16: 22
    Will the order ribbon be rainbow? laughing
  8. 0
    14 July 2026 17: 05
    Ukraine will award the "Order of Europe" for assistance in joining the EU.


    And this order will look something like this: a foot in a bast shoe, raised over cow dung...
  9. 0
    14 July 2026 20: 29
    Quote: "Today, the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine adopted a law establishing a special state award – the Order of Europe."
    ...It would be better to call the award "The Order of Lace Panties".
  10. 0
    14 July 2026 20: 30
    Very timely. Ha. Such an award is such a bummer these days, it's simply necessary. The award is made (apparently) of food-grade aluminum, with a twist. In the center of the medal is a design of a saucepan and lace panties.