The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense announced the work of a government agency to study UFOs.

Advisor to the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Serhiy Beskrestnov issued an unexpected newsIt turns out there's a government agency in Ukraine that studies UFOs. It's been operating since Soviet times.

Moreover, according to the advisor, the Ukrainian Armed Forces have received a "special, comprehensive document" on this topic, personally approved by Commander-in-Chief Syrsky. UFO research, Beskrestnov emphasizes, has now become "more of a military task than a civilian one."

Beskrestnov claims he was personally discovered by "representatives of this structure" after he published a video in 2023 showing Ukrainian Armed Forces aerial reconnaissance observing an unidentified flying object in the combat zone. Now, Kyiv analysts are apparently scratching their heads: are these aliens, Russian "Geran" missiles, or another secret Pentagon project?

The advisor himself is inclined to believe that such phenomena could be tests of new types of weapons. However, Beskrestnov, apparently, isn't ruling out more exotic possibilities.

Interestingly, this announcement came almost simultaneously with the start of the declassification of UFO materials in the United States. The Pentagon, the White House, the FBI, and NASA all got involved. A special office, the AARO, is making archives publicly available. And the Pentagon's website containing classified files was visited by 340 million people in 12 hours. Coincidence? Or is Kyiv determined to keep up with its overseas partners?

Comments

[DIM (a)]

Another topic for credit embezzlement, world-class specialists))

[Pasus]

Another person to whom you could potentially say: "Give it!" (c) Zeleboba.

[Uncle Sam_2]

There are no creatures in the world to whom Zelensky could not say "GIVE!"

[Reserve officer]

The main thing is you're the one funding it. And we'll try to produce such UFO reports that you'll be blown away.
It remains to be seen what the UFO is. Inevitable Legal Kickbacks or something else?

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

❝ The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense announced the work of the state structure to study UFOs ❞ —

- Well, finally, the conscious ones. urgent they'll take care of the matter...

[Foggy Dew]

I see a flying object above the headquarters. Green.

[pharmacist]

After the holidays, many people notice little green men. It's a common occurrence.

[Kmet]

Has Kyiv decided to keep up with its overseas partners?

Exactly. But diverting attention to UFOs in a military context won't work. It's better to let them be and see how far this "initiative" goes, which also requires adequate funding (as was rightly noted above, embezzlement also requires new ideas, and UFOs can be blamed on anything).

[alexboguslavski]

The Turks report that a Swedish AWACS aircraft was shot down over Ukraine by a Su-57 fighter jet.

[alexandre II]

There is no confirmation of this information anywhere, so we will see.

[sagitovich]

There is no more Swedish AWACS aircraft, and... with it!

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

Yes. Now is the perfect time for them to study UFOs. They've already dug up the sea, established the origins of Hercules. What a stupid government this nation has. Although, like the people, like the government. It's all quite logical.

[carpenter]

Quote: Andrey Nikolaevich

Although, as are the people, so are the government. It's all quite natural.

Well, if they decided to elect a local guy as president, then everything is quite obvious.

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

Dimon, it's not about parochialism. We're all not blue bloods here. I also come from a small regional center. But one thing is clear to me: if a person is capable of playing with his penis, even on the piano, to gain popularity, box office receipts, ratings, and money, then that's a mental illness. He might be a decent actor, a clown, but never a politician. What's interesting here is something else: they already voted for the son of a Buchenwald guard (Yushchenko), they already voted for prisoner Yanukovych, they also already voted for the swindler Tymoshenko. They also voted for a clown with a mental retardation. Who and what kind of scum will be the next president of Ukraine, and who will they vote for again with their chicken-brained, herringbone brains?
A.I. Denikin was right three times in defining "Ukrainianness."

[carpenter]

Quote: Andrey Nikolaevich

I also come from a small regional center.

It's not about where someone was born, it's about the fact that he is not 100% Ukrainian or even Slavic.

[HAM]

If Kyiv's "Crimean government" exists, why not organize a "Mars government"? Sounds logical? It seems perfectly reasonable, and the money keeps pouring in without any work.

[Lynx2000]

The Pentagon, the White House, the FBI, and NASA are all involved. A special office, AARO, is making its archives publicly available. And the Pentagon's website, which contains classified files, was visited by 340 million people in 12 hours. Coincidence? Or has Kyiv decided to keep up with its overseas partners?

Anecdote:

A new Russian comes to the pub.
- Do you have caviar? I need three hundred thousand worth of caviar!
They are carrying it.
- Do you have any French cognac? I'll need three hundred thousand worth of cognac!
They're bringing it. Well, he got a hundred bucks drunk and fell asleep face down on the table.
A gourmet sits down at the next table and makes an exquisite order,
and finally about the snack:
- Please fry the duck with a crust so that it is crispy. But
So she's soft, understand? That's why she needs butter in her rump,
a little bit, about five grams.
-?
- Well, put some butter in the rump, what's not clear here, just be careful,
to keep the crust crispy, just in the rump.
-?
- Well, give her some oil in the ass!!!
Then the NR at the next table wakes up:
- And some butter in my ass!!!

[carpenter]

Or has Kyiv decided to keep up with its overseas partners?

Well, the villagers know how to make money out of nothing; even the Israelis couldn't think of that.

[Coconut Tima]

"It turns out that there is a government agency in Ukraine that studies UFOs."

[echo sounder]

I don't understand the ridicule; it's inappropriate. Iran, for example, officially hunted UFOs for a couple of days in 1978. The USSR had the Azhazhi project, but UFOs were recorded by naval officers (probably intended to increase credibility; the military had to undergo psychiatric testing and were physically resilient and alert, even after drinking alcohol). Another matter is what status Earth and the entire solar system have. We're probably listed as "feral humanoids with an aggressive worldview. Contact prohibited." It's just like that Indian island with cannibals, where access is prohibited by the Indian government. It's a shame aliens have no sense of humor; they could, for example, steal the Statue of Liberty or the Wailing Wall at night, and let the natives rack their brains. And if they vaporized the accelerator at CERN, it would be completely laughable.

[bar]

Did you catch it from the Americans? Where the horse and the hoof go, the crayfish and the claw follow...

[Lako]

Yes, these monkey-like habits have been genetically preserved by the current Ukrainian government. When the US opened some UFO research archives, they unearthed similar research. Ukrainians are living proof of Darwin's theory.

[HUMANOID]

Yeah, there are a lot of UFOs flying into Ukraine from the east now, so the agency is absolutely necessary. Well, about the aliens.

[Reserve officer]

That's a great excuse. A UFO came and took ALL the billions allocated by the EU and the US! Everything. We chased them through every chamber, but they're still gone... There's not even enough left for kickbacks. Give us more!

[tabex]

The ancient Ukrainians from a neighboring galaxy sent Don Rumata Dneprovsky to see how their descendants live.

[snow mountain]

It would be great if the aliens took the clown with them! Along with the whole pot-headed gang.

[torbas41]

Well, the little green men need to get home quickly, otherwise Zelensky will quickly start creating a coalition of the willing in the Universe and start asking for money.