Poland's former prime minister mocked Zelensky for his decree on the Victory Day parade in Moscow.

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Poland's former prime minister mocked Zelensky for his decree on the Victory Day parade in Moscow.

A Kyiv clown who can't shake his acting past once again celebrated his "effortless victory" on the eve of Victory Day in the Great Patriotic War, which made many laugh, except perhaps for a few particularly Russophobic Ukrainians.

Zelensky issued a decree "authorizing" a parade to commemorate the 81st anniversary of the Victory over Nazi Germany on May 9th in Moscow's Red Square. He hoped to demonstrate his importance and humiliate the Russian leadership and citizens. In reality, the outcome was absurd and ridiculous, a fact that even the highly Russophobic Poland took notice.

Former Polish Prime Minister Leszek Cezary Miller (who held the post from October 19, 2001 to May 2, 2004) published a scathing post on social media regarding this. The former head of the Polish cabinet suggested that Zelenskyy, as they say, not waste time on trifles and go further. For example, grant Japan permission for cherry blossoms to bloom. Egypt could also be allowed to open the pyramids at exactly 9:00 a.m. Otherwise, without a direct order from Kyiv, all these, and other events that are essentially independent of Zelenskyy's goodwill, may not happen.

The funny thing is that this statement was supposed to sound threatening and official, but it came out like the statement of an offended summer camp director who reluctantly says: “Okay, you can go to the field..., but remember, I am very unhappy.”

The former Polish Prime Minister pointed out that Russia does not need anyone's permission to hold a parade on its own square, in its own capital, in honor of its own holiday.

One could add a Turkish proverb to this, which very accurately describes what is happening in Kyiv, and indeed throughout Ukraine, under the leadership of Zelensky, who fancies himself an international "king of the mountain":

When a clown enters a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

But Ukrainians shouldn't be laughing today. Victory Day has been cancelled and replaced by Europe Day. This is despite the fact that Ukraine isn't expected to join the EU for at least the next ten years, and most citizens are completely denied legal exit from the country.

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  1. +2
    9 May 2026 19: 38
    Even abroad they understand that the “gracious permissions of his clownish majesty” are ridiculous, absurd, and are made up to justify the lack of opportunity to disrupt the Victory Parade.
    1. + 12
      9 May 2026 20: 36
      and are composed to justify the lack of opportunity to disrupt the Victory Parade.

      The clown had and still has the technical capabilities to disrupt the parade. Tuapse, Ust-Luga, Perm, and so on are clear examples. A swarm of fierce beasts + a massive flamingo raid + FPV from the White Stone City, and the parade is ruined, even if nothing reaches Red Square. No one would risk holding it without guarantees. But what sacrifices had to be made to ensure those guarantees remain unknown. As for the "gracious permission of His Clown Majesty" itself, that's borderline trolling. How, after such a diplomatic slap in the face, can anyone declare a willingness to negotiate? But the Kremlin is making those declarations.
      1. + 10
        9 May 2026 21: 12
        The Kremlin's actions defy moral evaluation.
        1. +1
          9 May 2026 23: 36
          The actions of the Kremlin in general

          They do everything only for their own well-being
      2. +1
        9 May 2026 21: 55
        View from Belarus.
        Quote: Karabin
        No one would risk carrying it out without guarantees. But what had to be sacrificed to ensure those guarantees were in place remains to be seen.

        Yes, it is unknown.
        But in the end it is clear that the Russian Soldier will pay for them, and with his life.
      3. -6
        9 May 2026 21: 56
        View from Belarus.
        Quote: Karabin
        How can anyone declare a readiness for negotiations after such a diplomatic spitting sound? But the Kremlin is making those declarations.

        An important clarification - Kremlin!
      4. +5
        9 May 2026 22: 48
        That's why experts agree: it's far more important to burn out production facilities than to try to intercept weapons that have already been produced. Sabotage operations deep in the rear are now a critical priority. Yes, the task is extremely complex, but without solving it, everything else is just patching up holes, and that's something we mustn't forget for a minute."
      5. -1
        9 May 2026 23: 06
        We've been there before! I'm tired, I'm leaving...
      6. +3
        10 May 2026 01: 32
        Quote: Karabin
        It is unclear how one can declare readiness for negotiations after such a diplomatic spit.

        What kind of spit is this? This is utter stupidity.
        For some reason, no politician ever issues decrees "allowing" their opponents to relieve themselves in the latrine. No one has ever thought of such nonsense. Even though everyone goes there. It's natural.
        But a clown is a clown, he thought of it.
      7. +1
        10 May 2026 02: 24
        Such statements from Zelensky are calculated for your level, not particularly brilliant, at the level of this childish scam.... That's why you're not in the Kremlin... No, on a completely human, everyday level, you may be good, but you fell for a cheap "scam"... By the way... And the fact that after Zelensky's request for a ceasefire from the 6th, they pulled his leg and continued to hit Ukraine until the 8th inclusive, is this a slap in their face or not?!))))) The question with an asterisk
        1. +3
          10 May 2026 05: 25
          Don't argue, making people laugh is this idiot's life credo. He's a clown not only in life, but it looks like his death will make everyone laugh, too.
    2. +2
      10 May 2026 09: 29
      Quote: Montezuma
      Even abroad they understand that the “gracious permissions of his clownish majesty” are funny, absurd,

      But these attempts are the stuff of realpolitik, and it didn't work here and looks kind of stupid. But with Israel, for example, it worked, and they banned the unloading of grain from Russia under a trumped-up pretext.
      This nonsense suggests a search for certain boundaries where one can expand one's influence. I honestly thought Israel would tell Zyu to go fuck himself.
  2. 0
    9 May 2026 19: 45
    I just read something at MAKS and was kind of worried about the guy, hoping he'd get fined: "In Ulan-Ude, a drunken spectator snatched a gun from an actor during a battle reenactment and charged at the 'Germans.'"
    The incident occurred on May 9th near the city cultural center. Actors were reenacting the heroic deed of Hero of the Soviet Union Sergei Oreshnikov. An intoxicated man took the incident too seriously – he snuck up on a reenactor, grabbed a fake pistol, and rushed into battle. The troublemaker was subdued by the same actor from whom he had taken the gun, after which the organizers escorted the troublemaker off the stage. There were no injuries as a result of the incident, and the performance continued. "Lightning"
    Lightning Ether
    1. +1
      10 May 2026 01: 33
      It is necessary to have a bite.
      .............................
  3. +8
    9 May 2026 19: 46
    The last photo is touching. laughing Not the great leaders of the great diggers of the seas and mountains, but Beavis and Butt-hat. laughing
  4. +7
    9 May 2026 19: 55
    "When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus." It's just a shame the circus is bloody.
    1. 0
      9 May 2026 20: 32
      Quote: TermNachTER
      "When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus." It's just a shame the circus is bloody.

      Zelensky is the bet of Zionism and Europe bows its head before this stupid upstart...
      Does anyone still hope that Russia will surrender to this bloody clown? Heh heh
      The Jews are waiting for compensation for the "seven-banker system" destroyed in Russia.
      Expect pogroms in the EU to begin soon...Russians will have nothing to do with it...They themselves created the global situation.
    2. 0
      9 May 2026 20: 48
      It's just a pity it's a bloody circus.
      That's true... Jokes end where the whistle of bullets begins, because after every joke, someone's tears flow.
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  6. -3
    9 May 2026 20: 07
    Why did Zelenskyy sign such an order? I don't think it was just for fun. To show someone something... well, that's naive and even stupid. It's like a sandbox, or even worse. Something else is probably at play here.

    Zelenskyy may be trying to distance himself from the image of the leader of a Nazi state. And he started small—like "permission" for the Moscow Parade. It seems absurd. But behind it, one can see a desire to distance himself from the Azovites or whoever else is giving the Nazi salute.

    He understands that his airliner, designated "Ukraine," is running low on fuel. The US was the main sponsor. They have problems in the Middle East. Europe can't cope on its own. Zelensky is preparing a parachute. But it's unlikely to help.
  7. -4
    9 May 2026 20: 14
    During the entire ceasefire period, Ukrainian troops attacked Russian positions 12 times. More than 1,1 attacks were carried out using artillery, multiple launch rocket systems, mortars, and tanks. In addition, the Ukrainian Armed Forces carried out over 7,1 drone strikes. The Russian Ministry of Defense noted that civilian targets were also attacked by the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

    Over the past 24 hours, air defense forces shot down eight guided aerial bombs, one HIMARS rocket, and 467 Ukrainian Armed Forces aircraft-type unmanned aerial vehicles.

    Five people, including a child and three emergency medical personnel, were injured in the Belgorod region as a result of attacks by the Ukrainian Armed Forces, Governor Vyacheslav Gladkov reported.

    A 1985-born man was killed in the airstrike in Kair, Gornostaevsky District, Governor Saldo reports. The man's 15-year-old daughter was taken to the Genichesk Central District Hospital with serious injuries. Efforts to save the girl were unsuccessful. She died in intensive care from massive blood loss.

    Ushakov: “…there were no strikes on Red Square, naturally, and there was no massive retaliatory missile strike on Kyiv.”

    Good job, huh? Serfs can tolerate it. Civilians weren't part of the deal.
    1. -7
      9 May 2026 20: 29
      Quote: ZhEK-Vodogrey
      During the entire ceasefire period, Ukrainian troops attacked Russian positions 12 times. More than 1,1 attacks were carried out using artillery, multiple launch rocket systems, mortars, and tanks. In addition, the Ukrainian Armed Forces carried out over 7,1 drone strikes. The Russian Ministry of Defense noted that civilian targets were also attacked by the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

      Over the past 24 hours, air defense forces shot down eight guided aerial bombs, one HIMARS rocket, and 467 Ukrainian Armed Forces aircraft-type unmanned aerial vehicles.

      Five people, including a child and three emergency medical personnel, were injured in the Belgorod region as a result of attacks by the Ukrainian Armed Forces, Governor Vyacheslav Gladkov reported.

      A 1985-born man was killed in the airstrike in Kair, Gornostaevsky District, Governor Saldo reports. The man's 15-year-old daughter was taken to the Genichesk Central District Hospital with serious injuries. Efforts to save the girl were unsuccessful. She died in intensive care from massive blood loss.

      Ushakov: “…there were no strikes on Red Square, naturally, and there was no massive retaliatory missile strike on Kyiv.”

      Good job, huh? Serfs can tolerate it. Civilians weren't part of the deal.

      Farted? Good job. How can we live without you whiners? Are you waiting for Russia to fall apart? Oh well. Putin will leave, but someone will come in his place who will make you all start snapping your bloody fangs and screaming all over Europe. I went to the square today and had a look. There are tons of people there and they don't care about drone attacks and the like.
      End for you liberals and Nazis soldier
      1. -2
        9 May 2026 20: 46
        I went to the square today and had a look... There are tons of people there and they don't care about the drone attacks and so on.
        End for you liberals and Nazis

        I have the impression that the task set by Zelensky has been accomplished.
        Although in previous years there were no attempts to attack the parade, this year there was too much panic and turmoil, so much so that the parade itself has already faded into the background; the main event is the absence of something that would not have happened anyway.
        1. -8
          9 May 2026 21: 07
          Quote: Ivan Vasilievich 282
          I have the impression that the task set by Zelensky has been accomplished.

          I get the impression that soon a massacre will begin all over the world against Zionists like Zelensky and others. There is a lot of blood on them!!!
          1. +1
            9 May 2026 22: 08
            You have the usual amoebic thinking, lacking calls to press the button.
          2. -1
            10 May 2026 06: 13
            They've been killing him for five years now. And he's been traveling all over the world, signing contracts to supply weapons to kill Russians.
            1. 0
              10 May 2026 09: 28
              Quote: Gavrilo Princip
              They've been killing him for five years now. And he's been traveling all over the world, signing contracts to supply weapons to kill Russians.

              That's right... Let everyone see the Jewishness in the world and what will happen in the end. hi
              90 billion will soon be mastered in Europe and will scatter around the world... As usual
              1. -1
                10 May 2026 12: 29
                Soon they will master Europe and scatter around the world... As usual

                For the fifth year they have been giving them money and weapons, but these bastards do not run away.
                Do you know where the officials and deputies fled during Prigozhin's rebellion?
                "This is betrayal." Volodin demanded an investigation into which officials left the country during Prigozhin's "rebellion."
                "We condemn those who left Russia at a difficult time. This must be punished. We ask the Security Committee representatives to analyze who attempted to leave Russia. <…> This is treason. We must call a spade a spade. This especially applies to those who hold government positions and work for corporations," Volodin said.
                Well, what is the result, I wonder?
        2. +2
          9 May 2026 22: 46
          In previous years there weren't even any attempts to attack the parade, but this year there's been too much panic and shaking.
          It's just that memory is short. On May 3, 2023, a drone flew right over the Kremlin. Then, too, everyone was alarmed, and the non-brothers posted pictures of the Supreme Commander being paraded around with a barbecue over his head.
        3. 0
          9 May 2026 22: 55
          Last year, Xi attended the parade. Zelensky would have been pulverized for such an attack.
      2. +1
        9 May 2026 20: 49
        There are tons of people there and they don't care about drone attacks and so on.

        What attack was there?
        1. -8
          9 May 2026 21: 03
          Quote: Karabin
          There are tons of people there and they don't care about drone attacks and so on.

          What attack was there?

          Here it is ))) Maybe it was... What information is there?
          1. +2
            9 May 2026 21: 15
            Maybe there was..
            Hello, we've arrived. You went to the square and you're asking me.
            1. +4
              9 May 2026 21: 29
              Quote: Karabin
              Hello, we've arrived. You went to the square and you're asking me.

              It seems like Mikhan has been gone for a long time, everyone has already forgotten who he is laughing
              1. +4
                9 May 2026 21: 37
                everyone has already forgotten who this is

                It's hard to confuse Vitaly with anyone else; he changes his nicknames, but his signature style, hehe, remains.
              2. 0
                10 May 2026 14: 26
                Quote: 2 level advisor
                Quote: Karabin
                Hello, we've arrived. You went to the square and you're asking me.

                It seems like Mikhan has been gone for a long time, everyone has already forgotten who he is laughing

                It's already -1900 since May 9th!! The Ukrainians and liberals have relaxed.
            2. 0
              10 May 2026 09: 32
              Quote: Karabin
              Maybe there was..
              Hello, we've arrived. You went to the square and you're asking me.

              Well, you're still holed up in London, aren't you? Or have you already fled somewhere?
          2. +2
            9 May 2026 22: 27
            Quote: Ganzaless
            Here he is )))

            Who?!
            Quote: Ganzaless
            Maybe there was.. What information is there?
            Do you have Alzheimer's?!!!
            Don't you remember what happened today?
            1. -1
              10 May 2026 09: 33
              Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir
              Do you have Alzheimer's?!!!
              Don't you remember what happened today?

              No, my marshal... I remember everyone here, including you ))))
              1. 0
                10 May 2026 09: 47
                This is just a sign of illness: you remember what happened a long time ago, but you can’t remember what happened a few hours ago.
      3. +3
        9 May 2026 22: 24
        Quote: Ganzaless
        End for you liberals and Nazis

        fool
        1. +1
          10 May 2026 03: 35
          Vitaly, Mikhan, returned from Syria with a pitchfork.
          1. -1
            10 May 2026 09: 36
            Nikolai immediately understood what was going on... He will survive!! soldier
        2. -1
          10 May 2026 09: 34
          Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir
          Quote: Ganzaless
          End for you liberals and Nazis

          fool

          bully Oh well
          1. +2
            10 May 2026 09: 48
            Quote: Ganzaless
            Oh well

            Yes yes
      4. -2
        10 May 2026 09: 40
        So, the murdered man and his 15-year-old daughter are nobodies to you, as well as to those who are obliged by their position to ensure their safety, simply nobodies?
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  8. +1
    9 May 2026 20: 18
    The level of vulgarity and boorishness exhibited by the Ukrainian gopnik is entirely consistent with the rhetoric of European "diplomacy." There, it's long been acceptable for state officials to stoop to the level of "powdered" existence and not hesitate to engage in base, extravagant behavior. The more hideous and vulgar it is, the wittier and more fun it is, in their opinion. Cynicism is off the charts.
  9. -9
    9 May 2026 20: 23
    The former Polish Prime Minister mocked Zelensky for his decree on the Victory Day Parade in Moscow.

    If this former prime minister himself believes what he wrote, then he is an old cuckold.
    There's a point to signing the decree. It's pure trolling.
    1. +4
      9 May 2026 20: 30
      Well, maybe the mentally retarded population of Ukraine is enjoying it. All sane people understand that Zelenskyy went crazy after being shouted at from overseas. He decided to cover up his shame with a piece of paper.
  10. -2
    9 May 2026 20: 30
    And you're talking about killing Bobik. Bobik has done more to discredit Kholopia than any propaganda agency like Radio Stydoba or even Dozhd could have, in theory.
  11. +5
    9 May 2026 20: 49
    Yes... "When there is no tiger in the jungle, the monkey becomes king." laughing
  12. +2
    9 May 2026 20: 59
    Why doesn't Putin assume the responsibilities of Ukraine's Minister of Energy and announce an indefinite power outage in Kyiv and the surrounding region due to ongoing calibration of the generation and distribution systems? And then get to work on the calibration.
    1. 0
      9 May 2026 22: 35
      They worked on this all winter. But something went wrong.
  13. -6
    9 May 2026 21: 24
    The test strike didn't work. What kind of decree is this? A decree that I couldn't do it?
  14. -2
    9 May 2026 21: 27
    Okay, Putin gave his word not to kill the clown. But can't we think of something to inject him with or slip something into his food or drink? So he'll shit himself on the podium, preferably at a meeting in Europe? After all, they asked us not to kill him...
    1. -6
      9 May 2026 21: 41
      I wrote about it a long time ago. Dudik was killed in April 96. So what? Nothing. Maskhadov would have been killed. If Barayev had been there, he would have been killed. There would have been a dozen names. Except Gilayev, that's for sure. He remained and was exclusively a brigade-level fighter. And a good one. And meeting his fighters is both an honor and a burden. soldier
      1. 0
        9 May 2026 22: 48
        And then they killed Umarov and there was no replacement. Do you think things would have been better if Dudayev and Basayev had been left alone? fool
        1. -2
          9 May 2026 23: 01
          Why make the enemy a lamb?
          Quote from alexoff
          Do you think that things would have been better if Dudayev-Basayev had not been touched?

          Dudikaubil. That EBN was having a good time. When the lebed cast his votes. The Crown of Khasavyurt when we were betrayed. And Grozny was taken in August. Let's not do this. soldier
          P.S. I'll swallow the minus. Don't piss yourself.
          1. 0
            9 May 2026 23: 37
            Quote: Deaf
            Why make the enemy a lamb?

            Why make a corpse out of an enemy? Seriously? So what if Navalny went to Dudayev's place? Nothing!
            Quote: Deaf
            Dudikaubili. That EBN was partying nicely.

            After this, Yeltsin received the Chechen delegation and simply crushed them, spat in their faces, and concluded an agreement that Chechnya would be on Tatarstan's terms.
            Quote: Deaf
            The crown of Khasavyurt when we were betrayed. And Grozny was taken in August. Let's not

            What does this have to do with anything? EBN won the election and decided to wipe out the war, not because Dudayev was killed. He replaced General Shamanov with the degenerate Pulikovsky, who organized special forces into columns and stupidly sent them forward without reconnaissance. Or do you think an enemy commander should only be killed if it immediately ends the war, lets the birds fly, and lets pink ponies gallop across the lawns, otherwise let them live and prosper?
            1. 0
              10 May 2026 00: 28
              Quote from alexoff
              degeneral Pulikovsky, who gathered special forces into columns

              Don't even mention it. He's screwed a lot of guys. Words are lost in the winds... and only dreams...
              Colleague, let's not soldier I see you're in the know. When they were betraying us. They were resolving issues. I'm tired of going to funerals. And who needs all these awards??? And I wasn't standing behind them.
              P.S.> For me, Rokhlin soldier His decisions saved many boys.
  15. 0
    9 May 2026 21: 52
    The Greens themselves wouldn't forgive a massive attack on central Kyiv. How else could they back down? Only with such a "decree."
  16. -1
    9 May 2026 22: 34
    They have cancelled Victory Day.

    More precisely, it was moved to May 8, as in Europe.
  17. 0
    9 May 2026 22: 42
    A rather curious post from former Prime Minister Leszek Miller. He's still active in politics, having been a member of the European Parliament just a couple of years ago. These words clearly demonstrate the growing latent contempt for Ukraine in Polish political circles, whether among current or former leaders. The main stumbling block remains the Volyn massacre, which Kyiv stubbornly refuses to acknowledge. Apparently, there's a complete political consensus on this issue in Poland, and Miller's words are a rather mild version of what's actually being discussed behind the scenes.
  18. +1
    9 May 2026 23: 14
    L. Miller, a careerist and former member of the Polish United Workers' Party (PZRP), is now an anti-communist and spineless leader of the far right. He introduced neoliberal ideas into the economy. Interestingly, he is the author of the famous quote: "A man is known by his end, not by his beginning." Well, Mr. Miller, a bad beginning and a bad ending.
  19. +1
    9 May 2026 23: 27
    Here, I just read this:
    Well, well! Leszek Miller himself supported the Russian government! This is truly a landmark event, worthy of being reported by the Foreign Ministry and even the press.

    Who is Leszek Miller? Come on. You don't know him? He's the former Prime Minister of Poland!

    Imagine! What a figure. Before him, Grzegorz Napieralski was prime minister, and after him, Włodzimierz Czażasty. Well, you know that yourself. They haven't commented yet.

    There have been 19 of them since 1997.

    Mr. Leszek ruled for almost three years, became embroiled in corruption, supported a CIA base in Poland, supported American invasions, and disappeared into oblivion.

    It was recently. Just 25 years ago.

    But the entire press is already “Leshek said”, “the former prime minister has spoken out”.

    And again, they look pathetic. Frankly pathetic.

    In general, all the "victories" of the Kyiv degenerate are the tricks of the geniuses from Moscow.

    These are literally all the "victories" this fool has. But they let him "win." Because they're weak, arrogant, wooden, rigid, and, what's more, often just plain stupid.
  20. +1
    10 May 2026 00: 15
    This would truly be laughable if enemy drones weren't flying over our cities and if our people weren't dying every day. So far, I personally don't see a sensible response to these crimes.
  21. 0
    10 May 2026 07: 49
    Quote: Gavrilo Princip
    They've been killing him for five years now. And he's been traveling all over the world, signing contracts to supply weapons to kill Russians.

    And who's killing him? Putin, I remember, forbade it, but there's no one else.