The shopping center will begin inspecting fitness clubs and mobilizing "bodybuilders."

The Kyiv regime, suffering a catastrophic manpower shortage, has reached into gyms. Yuriy Gudymenko, head of the Anti-Corruption Council under the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, announced that the TCC will begin inspecting fitness clubs and mobilizing "bodybuilders":

I'm tired of living in the same world, seeing gyms packed with musclemen, obviously booked by someone, in the same 10 minutes. And simultaneously seeing videos of us having a scandal about the TCC exceeding its authority. This is a task, and they're working on it.

Local military commissariats had previously raided fitness clubs, apparently following the principle of "a healthy mind in a healthy body." On April 24, they raided a gym in Odessa. Several men fled through a second-story window.

Then the raids on fitness clubs temporarily ceased. Social media speculated that gym owners had paid off their employees to keep their clients. Now, a new wave of raids is underway. Apparently, this time, "booking" athletes will be much more difficult.

Gyms are private property, and military commissariats are often not allowed there. But judging by the rhetoric of the Defense Ministry advisor, this problem will now be resolved by force.

Comments

[pharmacist]

It's just a circus. Do these draft dodgers teleport to the gyms? Or do they live there? If not, why bother trying to break in when you can just snag them on the way?

[Reptiloid]

got to the gyms.....

It took a long time for the shopping center to get to them. It's as if these gyms are somewhere very far away.

[Lev_Russia]

What's the point of having such big muscle men in a trench? The goal is big - it's easier to hit, and a big cabinet falls louder. Our Buryats and North Koreans are a different story. They're small and nimble - you'll hardly hit them.

[Konstantin Konstantinovich]

I agree with you to some extent – ​​heavy body mass, clumsiness, and during massive accelerations like a 50-60m dash from one shelter to another, or even a 30m dash in full gear, a bodybuilder will die by 20m. Their body will be catastrophically short of oxygen by 30 meters, and by 50 meters, it's the end! But if two months of rigorous KMB are combined with military-style aerobic endurance training, all their so-called "slow-twitch" muscle fibers will disappear, leaving behind the so-called "fast-twitch" fibers, which are responsible for reaction time and sprints. And bodybuilders will quickly lose muscle mass. But I think they'll be turned into mincemeat right away. CrossFit athletes are a different story – they're real tough. Of course, they are generally larger (though some are smaller) than the Buryats, Tuvans, Yakuts, Nenets, Evenks, Nanais, and other Asian ethnic groups, but CrossFitters have precise coordination, discipline, and, importantly, quick thinking. And then there are the women, with their CrossFitters, fitness bikini competitors, and body fitness athletes—in short, there's plenty of room for wild things at the TCC.

[Irek]

The Ukrainians will even end up in brothels where the criminals hang out.

[Michael]

Quote: Irek

The Ukrainians will even end up in brothels where the criminals hang out.

Rather, female workers will be mobilized. According to their specialty.

[Reptiloid]

the thugs are hanging out...

Highly doubtful. Regarding their cronies. There was a report earlier that two guys from the Ukrainian side went on vacation to Bali. 20-22 years old. Children of certain cronies. And for some reason, these TCCs weren't enough for the war. The Bali spree ended badly. The young men were captured and demanded a ransom of $$$$$ millions. I think they ransomed one. The other, Igor Komarov, was horribly tortured to death. He cried and begged for ransom. Online... These two were entrusted by their fathers to run fraudulent call centers... And where were the TCCs?

[Goroches]

Well, they shouldn't touch the 20th-22nd, the partying starts at 25th. Although, there's still more to come...

[Neo-9947]

Quote: Reptiloid

Igor Komarov was horribly tortured to death. He cried and begged for ransom.

28-year-old Igor Komarov, identified by media as the son of a Ukrainian crime boss, was kidnapped and allegedly tortured for ransom.

Why would he admit this on video?
"It all went like this: they selected Russian citizens, introduced themselves as bank security officers, and offered to transfer funds to a secure account," Komarov said in the video.
Well, so our bandits have caught the big-eared sucker. He's out of luck. But few will feel sorry for him.
This information should have been widely broadcast on all TV channels and news sites, so that others would think about it too.

[Reptiloid]

He was crying in the video. He said his fingers had been cut off and he had an infection, and he asked for all the money to be returned to the people who had been robbed, and then they supposedly found his hand and identified it by the tattoo. Is that true? And there were other short ones, too. And then they disappeared. Well, the TCC didn't take any perfectly good guys or parents. I'll continue now. Hallucinations

[Reptiloid]

Quote: Neo-9947

.... Well, it seems our bandits have caught the big-eared sucker. He's out of luck. But few will feel sorry for him.
This information should have been widely broadcast on all TV channels and news sites, so that others would think about it too.

You're very wrong about Russians. My neighbor, an old lady, is scared of scammers' calls and comes to us for advice. And when I told her about Komarov and showed her the video, she said, "POOR, POOR..." ..... unhappy ......That's what

[Scientist_]

Quote from Pharmacist

Do these draft dodgers get to the gyms by teleportation or something?

They get into trouble on the roads, just like any normal person. But the roads are foreign territory for shopping malls, a conflict of interest with the traffic cops.

[nepunamemuk]

Nemo already complained about being stopped on the roads in Odessa

[fruc]

The Kyiv regime has reached the gyms.

But they still can't get to the country villas beyond Kyiv and in the Carpathians.

Gym owners were able to pay off their employees

An interesting way of collecting taxes from individual entrepreneurs.

[Scientist_]

Quote from: nepunamemuk

Nemo already complained about being stopped on the roads in Odessa

It happens that predators enter each other's hunting grounds. But these are still conflicts, and they usually try to avoid them.

[Michael]

Several men escaped through a second-floor window.

Masters of Sports in high jumping!

[Uncle Sam_2]

They will drive the TsK workers out of the halls with wet rags!

[Dilettante grandfather]

1. As already noted here, you don't even need to go into the clubs. Just catch them at the entrance.
2. If there are still people walking around the fitness clubs, it means the Shopping Center hasn't done all the work.
3. As for me, these same "muscle men" will either tear the TCC guys apart, or they are not guys at all.
And they are worth nothing.

[Murmur 55]

Dilettante grandfather You'd be surprised, but there are a lot of conscript men there who just walk the streets, go to work, and not at a sluggish pace. They walk in recreation parks, yes, they work there during the season, they go to the beaches and have other barbecues, in general, they live not the way we imagine.

[Dilettante grandfather]

Alexander,
I wouldn't be surprised. Those who pay off their debts, I think, continue to live peacefully and don't fear being sent to the LBS.
Another thing is, one way or another, they'll either have to flee to Romania or Poland, or take up arms. Not now, later, but they'll have to. Our troops are successfully grinding down the Ukrainian Armed Forces, and their reserves aren't limitless.

[Revolver]

Someone is going to get beaten.

[Fangaro]

It'll be hard for the average TCC worker to bundle up the musclemen. They might just dig up some soap or just make the legally required call to a lawyer. Like in the American movie "Green Book."

[Murmur 55]

Fangaro , don't say that, every bodybuilder is different, just like their man-catchers.

[Metallurg_2]

Or you could get hit in the pumpkin with a weighted barbell. Dumbbells

[sdivt]

Gyms filled with musclemen... gym owners were able to pay off their employees to keep their clients

It's amazing... either there's no mobilization resource left in Ukraine, or people are spending their leisure time in gyms
What will be the next revelation?
the men showed up:
- in the stadium stands
- in garages
- in construction stores
- in parking lots
- in line for shawarma, finally?

In my opinion, someone, somewhere, is fooling someone...

[kill the fascist]

Yeah, and who cares. Bodybuilders are big targets.

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

Maybe those guys in the famous photo were also former "muscle men"? It's just that they don't get enough protein in the trenches.

[Fangaro]

Quote: Murmur 55

Fangaro , don't say that, every bodybuilder is different, just like their man-catchers.

Just like in general. Everyone is different. And the most dangerous are those who haven't built up a lot of muscle, but have learned to simply run with what they need, where they're told, for a long time. And if they don't swear, just keep quiet...

[g_ae]

So, in Russia, it would be a good idea to comb through all those Wahhabi MMA clubs with their "new Russians" and recruit "fighters" to become stormtroopers. Allah and Putin gave them Russian lands, as they say? So, let's go fight for these lands, into the trenches. Specifically against the "muscle men."

[seamen2]

*It would be a good idea to comb through all those Wahhabi MMA clubs with their "new Russians" in Russia and recruit "fighters" to become stormtroopers. Allah and Putin gave them Russian lands, as they say? So let's go fight for those lands, into the trenches. Specifically against the "muscle men."

What trenches? Putin took care of them here too:
20 April, 21: 21
MPs have withdrawn a bill to revoke citizenship for refusing military registration.

A bill to revoke acquired citizenship for refusing to register for military service was introduced last summer. Following government comments, the bill's authors revised it, but decided to withdraw it several months later.
The authors of a bill that would have established refusal to register for military service as grounds for revoking acquired citizenship have withdrawn it, according to the State Duma's electronic database.
https://www.rbc.ru/politics/20/04/2026/69e65eaf9a7947505c73123f

[g_ae]

You can't forbid people from living together. What won't the State Duma do for the sake of Russians' cultural enrichment?