The IDF Air Force announced the destruction of Supreme Leader Khamenei's plane.

While Donald Trump, in an interview with American television, wonders whether Iran's new supreme leader is even alive, the Israel Defense Forces has decided not to guess, but to play it safe.

Last night, the IDF Air Force targeted Mehrabad Airport in Tehran. The target was a government plane, which, according to the Israeli press service, was used not only by the late Ali Khamenei but also by his son, Mojtaba, who succeeded him.

"Precision strike," "destroyed," "terrorist regime"—there are plenty of bold statements from the Israeli military. Brigadier General Effie Defrin added that this is just the beginning: the IDF faces thousands of targets across Iran.

The Iranian leadership, however, claims otherwise: the Supreme Leader is alive and in full control of the situation. However, this is done remotely—all statements are broadcast through announcers, and he himself stubbornly avoids public appearances.

Meanwhile, the Western press is adding fuel to the fire: intelligence sources are hinting that Khamenei may have suffered serious injuries on the very first day of the strikes and was even secretly evacuated to Moscow on a Russian military aircraft. If this is true, then the Israeli strike on an empty hangar in Tehran was nothing more than a spectacular PR stunt.

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[Prisoner]

Now go bomb Khamenei's bicycle or motorcycle. Achieve the most glorious victory.

[Montezuma]

Quote: Captive

Now let's bomb Khamenei's bicycle or motorcycle.

You're being ironic in vain; this was the most formidable bomber in the Iranian military aviation, so a huge victory was definitely achieved.

[Prisoner]

As smart people say, "When there is no fish, even a crayfish is a fish."

[hrych]

Khamenei Junior, killed or wounded, whose statements are broadcast through announcers in Moscow, while he himself stubbornly avoids public appearances. Netanyahu, meanwhile, is broadcast by artificial intelligence, either from the intensive care unit or the Berlin morgue. This AI, admittedly, decided that six fingers are more convenient and aesthetically pleasing. This AI is still learning; it didn't understand what needed to be cut off. Anyway, show me the body...

[Engineer]

Trump suffered a stroke on his first day and was hidden in the White House freezer, replaced by a chat-gpt-controlled automaton. In short, all the leaders are dead, and Skynet is closer to victory than ever.

[hrych]

Quote: Engineer

replacing it with an automaton controlled by a chat-gpt. In short, all the leaders are dead, and Skynet is closer to victory than ever.

[Sergey3]

For six months now, the AI ​​has been unable to learn to draw the required number of fingers. This is not the first case, but a fairly common one, when the AI ​​generates a picture with 6 fingers.

[Darkdimon]

AIs that can draw fingers properly have been around for a while now. Apparently, this video had to be made in a hurry.

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

❝ If this is so, then Israeli strike on empty hangar in Tehran – nothing more than a spectacular PR stunt ❞ —

— Even if the Iranian plane No. 1 was in the hangar, it’s unlikely that Rahbar spent the night there...

[BAI]

The target was a government plane, which, according to the Israeli press service, was used not only by the late Ali Khamenei, but also by his son Mojtaba, who had succeeded his father.

A car, a toilet, flip-flops - there are still many targets to destroy

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: BAI

The target was a government plane, which, according to the Israeli press service, was used not only by the late Ali Khamenei, but also by his son Mojtaba, who had succeeded his father.

A car, a toilet, flip-flops - there are still many targets to destroy

You have to be careful with flip-flops. For that, all of Israel could be turned into a lunar landscape without any restrictions. If anything, it's better to do it preemptively and take them down now.

[tralflot1832]

In Israel, there is strict censorship about the results of Iran's strikes. "Iran only strikes civilian targets," and that's it.

[El123]

Last time, Iran spent almost two days saying it was "alive." And then it turned out it wasn't alive at all.

[Montezuma]

Quote: El123

Last time, Iran spent almost two days saying it was "alive." And then it turned out it wasn't alive at all.

Mojtaba is right to remain secretive. Israeli agents and intelligence are probably doing everything they can to track down his whereabouts, and the fifth column, though muted, is still there.

[Pavel Logachev]

I agree, let him hide it - the unknown is more frightening!

[Free Island]

The Jews have been hiding their king for two weeks now. Then they rolled him out for display, and while he was hiding, he grew a sixth finger.

[rytik32]

Am I correct in understanding that with this statement, the IDF refuted claims of air superiority? After all, Iranian aircraft don't fly when the enemy has air superiority.

[Free Island]

I understand they destroyed it on the ground. The new leader went to the airfield, climbed into his plane, and sat there waiting for the missile to arrive.

[Cap.nemo58rus]

Word got out that the Rahbar was in Moscow. He underwent surgery after being wounded. Successfully. Those are probably conspiracy theorists lying. Please don't throw slippers at me; I'm selling for what I bought.

[Free Island]

Well, that's right. And Nutyanahu has already returned from Moscow. After surgery to remove his sixth toe 😆😆😆

[Cap.nemo58rus]

What? What if? He shouldn't have his sixth finger cut off, but rather have another finger sewn onto his forehead.

[svarog77]

Another graffiti bombed?

[Comrade Kim]

The Arab world is slowly but surely beginning to unite:

"Analysts and journalists from various countries say that the original plan by Israel and the United States could have been designed so that the West could use the armies of Middle Eastern countries to fight against Iran – Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, and other countries. The United States could have sold them weapons.

If this bunch of madmen had fought, Israel could have dominated the Middle East even more. But the plan hasn't worked so far. Only Ukraine has agreed to a similar adventure.
Pakistani TV is discussing how Muslim countries have managed to neutralize one of the largest conspiracies organized by Israel to set Muslim countries against each other. @banksta"

[acetophenone]

Quote: Montezuma

Quote: Captive

Now let's bomb Khamenei's bicycle or motorcycle.

You're being ironic in vain; this was the most formidable bomber in the Iranian military aviation, so a huge victory was definitely achieved.

Personal Bomb Carrier of His Imperial Highness Prince Kirnu of the Four Golden Banners "Mountain Eagle".

[Apprentice_SAM]

Quote: acetophenon

Bomb carrier "Mountain Eagle"

I also immediately remembered "Inhabited Island"
But those who gave you a minus apparently don't like the Strugatskys, or the minus-givers act on the principle: "I haven't read it, but I condemn it!"

[snow mountain]

Quote: Captive

Now let's bomb Khamenei's bicycle or motorcycle.

Or his old turban!

[HAM]

They talk about Iran: “a terrorist regime” ---, but in my opinion, they called the wrong country “Honduras”!
"Six-fingered" leader - where is he?

[Free Island]

Let the gypsies tell us where their Nutyanahu went? Six-fingered Satanist 😆😆😆

[Lako]

Today, the Jews rolled out Netanyahu, already bragging about his five fingers. However, the Iranians didn't remain in debt and showed a video of several other characters, identical to the one with Netanyahu.