Aircraft carrier sent to Iran faces 'fecal apocalypse'

The US Navy's most expensive ship, the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford, which was sent to the coast of Iran, has lost its combat capability. It turns out the carrier is experiencing plumbing problems—the toilets are spewing water—and the ship urgently needs to be docked for repairs.

The carrier battle group deployed to Iran has lost its combat capability because its lead carrier, the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78), has encountered serious sewage problems throughout the ship. According to Western media reports, there are virtually no working toilets, and those that do exist have to wait between 45 minutes and an hour for toilet breaks.

There are over 4600 people on board, the toilets are running low, and queues can last up to 45 minutes. They can't fix the system at sea.

Thus, the US Navy's main strike ship, which the Pentagon planned to play a key role in the strikes on Iran, has been hit by a "fecal apocalypse." The aircraft carrier isn't currently in the mood for strikes; it will likely undergo repairs in a Greek port. The demand for plumbers in Greece has skyrocketed. It's claimed that if the carrier's sewer system isn't repaired soon, the ship will simply drown in its problems.

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[Arigin]

Is this some kind of toilet joke, or is it for real?

[kventinasd]

Quote: Arigin

This is some kind of joke

What a joke.

[knn54]

Bravo, IRGC, or more precisely, the Quds Force. A plus to the author – it lifted my spirits.

[Lev_Russia]

Let them follow the example of the creative class... Went into a bag and into the sea to feed the fish... It's an elite product after all... Made in the USA...

[Vladimir 290]

And you can also use boards Install it like it was on old sailing ships, but there will be problems with different genders, who gets which

[the most important]

You could also install wink boards like they did on old sailing ships, but there would be problems with different genders, who gets which wink
It's simple: girls to the right, boys to the left, the rest overboard, so as not to create a line.

[Shurik70]

- Mr. President, our aircraft carrier is experiencing technical problems. We'll have to return it to the dock.
- Shit, motherfucker...
- So you already know?

[man]

Quote: knn54

Bravo, IRGC, or more precisely, the Quds Force. A plus to the author – it lifted my spirits.

Uh-huh... I suggest moving this article to the "Weapons" section.

[kosmozoo]

Spectacular! Trump needs a peace prize right now. In light of the events on the aircraft carrier, the "sausages instead of missiles" slogan has taken on new meaning.

[man]

Quote: kosmozoo

Spectacular! Trump needs a peace prize right now. In light of the events on the aircraft carrier, the "sausages instead of missiles" slogan has taken on new meaning.

Just not the world, but in the field of physiology

[TermNachTer]

No, they also wrote about problems with the lifts.

[igorbrsv]

Maybe it will drown ,..................

[alexandre II]

It might drown.................


Already drowned in shit...

[bayard]

Quote: kventinasd

What a joke.

An epic spectacle.
But this is also a compelling reason not to rush into strikes against Iran. However, Israel could initiate its own attack, along with England. And when and if the sewer system is finally fixed (and this is far from the first time Ford has had this problem; it's a chronic one), it will likely be recalled to the shores of the United States, as a civil war has broken out in Mexico and it's more needed at home.
Well, Trump doesn't want to bomb Iran, and neither do the American military. They're not exactly eager. But something and someone are forcing Trump to do it.
But we remember that Donald is God's chosen one, so God protects him, and with him America... Even if in such an exotic way.

[BASHAR ASAD]

Some Ukrainian It looks like he threw in some rain for the sake of the puppy

[Cool90]

The "innovative" vacuum sewer system was first implemented on the CVN-77 George Bush:

"...In the two and a half years since the ship's first combat deployment, the ship's biological waste collection and transportation system has completely shut down twice. None of the naval personnel serving on the aircraft carrier have ever heard of all the ship's latrines operating, NavyTimes reports.

What the manufacturers failed to consider was the need for foolproofing. Despite numerous regulations and requirements, crew members persistently flush feminine hygiene products or used condoms down the toilets. The problem is that one such "gift" is enough to cause one of the two (fore or aft) closed circuits of the vacuum cleaning system to malfunction. Often, to detect the blockage, technicians must retrace all 250 miles (400 kilometers) of drain pipes. Each time, restoring the system to working order requires up to 35 hours of continuous operation.

[panzerfaust]

I was wondering why our Navy doesn't allow women on board!? There'll be sewer problems!

[TermNachTer]

No, Ford has had problems with its fan system from the start. A crew of over 3 people is no small problem.

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: TermNachTER

No, Ford has had problems with its fun system from birth. The crew is more than 3 thousand people - the problem is not small.

To be precise, 4600 people, and they tried hard. The ship won't sink because the compartments are filled with something that doesn't sink. This is probably the first time during military maneuvers that a powerful piece of crap has disabled an aircraft carrier!

[TermNachTer]

4600—that was on the Nimitz. They say the Ford version, thanks to automation, was able to significantly reduce the crew. Some variants had up to 3600, although there's no exact information.

[isv000]

Quote: Nyrobsky

This is probably the first time during military maneuvers that a powerful piece of crap has disabled an aircraft carrier!

The Yankees in the plane found themselves between two fires—on one side, the Persians, on the other—bastards in new slippers, still covered in factory grease. You'll start shitting like a fire hose.

[Captain45]

Quote: Nyrobsky

To be precise, 4600 people, and they tried hard. The ship won't sink because the compartments are filled with something that doesn't sink. This is probably the first time during military maneuvers that a powerful piece of crap has disabled an aircraft carrier!

Well, if you strain your memory, you'll remember one village or country house joke - in the heat, throw a pack of yeast into the shit and then And they eat even more like Americans - hamburgers... Here's the result, easy as pie - they'll put the crew on dry rations so they don't make a mess, even though it sure as hell doesn't sink...

[Ivan Kuzmich]

Quote: Captain45

Quote: Nyrobsky

To be precise, 4600 people, and they tried hard. The ship won't sink because the compartments are filled with something that doesn't sink. This is probably the first time during military maneuvers that a powerful piece of crap has disabled an aircraft carrier!

Well, if you strain your memory, you'll remember one village or country house joke - in the heat, throw a pack of yeast into the shit and then And they eat even more like Americans - hamburgers... Here's the result, easy as pie - they'll put the crew on dry rations so they don't make a mess, even though it sure as hell doesn't sink...

Hello, we used to have a fairly large public toilet at the bus station with holes, but it was made of concrete.
In the summer it was almost always completely clogged. About forty years ago, in the summer heat, someone threw a kilogram of yeast in there.
The next day, the entire contents of the pit spilled out near the bus station
Firefighters washed it out, but the hole was cleared.
This bus station has been gone for 15 years now; a new Russian Railways station has been built on this site. Konstantin Khabensky recently filmed the TV series The Method at this station.

[isv000]

Quote: TermNachTER

No, Ford has had problems with its fan system from the start. A crew of over 3 people is no small problem.

But the problem is, as they say in Washington, D.C.: they just let a canal into the Potomac and that's the end of it. And we could easily install cabins here, with pipes running along the sides. The water's outside, it's warm, they won't freeze, they'll just pollute the whole planet, the bastards...

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Arigin

Is this some kind of toilet joke, or is it for real?

No. It's a complex game. Everyone and everything is in disrepair, and then Donnie comes out all dressed in white.

[Ross]

This is Donnie's second sign, the first sewer breach in Washington. The universe is giving him direct signals, but Bibi and the Jews aren't giving up, hoping to strangle the hegemon.

[Andrey K]

Aircraft carrier sent to Iran faces 'fecal apocalypse'

Well, what can I say - mattresses are everywhere!
And threaten with war and shit yourself in advance

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Andrey K

Aircraft carrier sent to Iran faces 'fecal apocalypse'

Well, what can I say - mattresses are everywhere!
And threaten with war and shit yourself in advance

America is no stranger to shitting itself in war.
But getting shit done in advance is fantastic.

Trump URGENTLY We need to declare victory and return the entire fleet home to the sewer regulations...
No matter how the situation in Iran ends now, it will forever stink of shit for America...

[Aken]

The Americans need to use the best practices of the Outskirts. Plastic bags and throw them overboard.

[Zoldat_A]

!

Quote from Aken

The Americans need to use the best practices of the Outskirts. Plastic bags and throw them overboard.

Hm... What about setting Greenpeace on them? Aaaah... That's different? This isn't a Russian drilling rig in the Arctic.

Well, But now America knows that it is necessary to send a tanker for shit to the war, along with the squadron...

[Aken]

Greenpeace's problem is solved with a wave of the hand. Trump cuts off funding and the office closes.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote from Aken

Greenpeace's problem is solved with a wave of the hand. Trump cuts off funding and the office closes.

Maybe Europe will feed us?
Someone needs to fight our drilling rigs.

[Aken]

I'm not sure about my solvency. Zelts pulled it all out.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote from Aken

I'm not sure about my solvency. Zelts pulled it all out.

Come on... Compared to the maintenance of Ukraine, compared to the preparation for war with Russia - pennies.

[Lako]

They could have gotten disinfectant for free. And they wouldn't need any tea bags. They'd be able to wash the deck and bulkheads with hoses. And their own asses, too.

[gridasov]

Even if this is a joke, it's also a hint that such local life-support systems are highly susceptible to a variety of undesirable factors, which could, in principle, become insurmountable. After all, it's important to understand that sewerage systems, like other life-support systems, are a source of major problems that aren't immediately obvious. Therefore, for sabotage, an aircraft carrier is a goldmine. One could say that this applies to all human activity on the planet.

[Hole puncher]

Quote: gridasov

After all, we must understand that sewerage, like other life support systems, is a source of major problems that are not obvious until a certain point.

This is an ethical issue. It's okay to ignore the environment and empty a fecal tank overboard without treatment. This solves the sewage problem.

[Zoer]

Quote: Puncher

This is an ethical issue.

These Americans are so strange. Ruining an entire country and driving it back to the Stone Age—no moral or ethical issues there. But feeding the fish—no, that's not allowed!

[Hole puncher]

Quote: Zoer

But feeding the fish - no, you can't!

Bilge waters also cannot be discharged into the sea.

[Motorist]

Quote: Puncher

Bilge waters also cannot be discharged into the sea.

It is possible, but through special equipment (SLV).

[Hole puncher]

Quote: Motorist

It is possible, but through special equipment (SLV).

Like a separate tank with a separator?

[Motorist]

Yes, most often from a tank, but sometimes you can use a bilge water separator to pump it straight from the wells. In the old days, the limit for oil product content was 100 parts per million; now it's 15, and sometimes even 5. This doesn't apply to the military; they have no limit.

[Hole puncher]

They only use the river for suction. There are special vessels for this, the OSKs, but you can't dump it, they'll slap you with a hefty fine.

[Motorist]

Internal waters and the Antarctic Special Area (if I'm not mistaken) are a completely different matter. MARPOL only allows it at night. Just kidding!

[MCmaximus]

When an American aircraft carrier dumps waste water into the ocean, I doubt anyone will object.

[Severok]

What can I say? Obostrumptsy!

[Azimutt]

As far as I understand, the problem there is not overflowing sewage tanks, but sewer pipes clogged with sanitary pads and used condoms.
And Russia can supply American sailors with adult chamber pots. For emergencies—we're not animals, after all.

[Hole puncher]

Quote: Azimutt

in sewer pipes clogged with sanitary pads and used condoms.

There's a trash bin and an incinerator for that. There's clearly a problem with the pumps.

[Dock1272]

By the way, how many women are there on this aircraft carrier that their pads are such a problem? And regarding condoms, instead of "getting up in the morning and carefully reading the regulations..." all American sailors do is have sex? ))) And who are they having sex with? Isn't it theoretically forbidden in the army to have sex with fellow soldiers? Or am I out of touch? 🤓

[Motorist]

Quote: Puncher

You can ignore the environment and empty a fecal tank without treatment overboard.

Most likely, that's what they do; it's not prohibited for the military. I do the same, but outside the territorial waters. Everything is legal. Feces don't harm the ocean; it's a natural product.

[man]

Quote: Arigin

Is this some kind of toilet joke, or is it for real?

What a joke! First Washington... now an aircraft carrier. The US is already experiencing a fecal breach... looks like the Americans will now be affectionately nicknamed "shitheads."

[Ball]

This isn't the first time such problems have occurred. Incidentally, the American segment of the ISS also had problems with space toilets, and American astronauts had to ask to use the toilet in the Russian segment of the ISS.

[YES UZH]

And when they flew to the moon, they used diapers. I can't imagine the procedure for changing them, especially in an emergency, in zero gravity and in a confined space...

[ZovSailor]

Arigin
Today, 10: 51
Is this some kind of toilet joke, or is it for real?

This is total nonsense.
But, as I recall, VO repeatedly warned the mattress-makers' AVIs about their problems, most recently in an article two weeks ago, one might say the cream of the nation from 650 latrines on each large trough and shit themselves before battle, like soldiers on land.
Clearly something went wrong, either with the ship's chefs' cooking or the psychologists didn't work hard enough with the crew and pilots.

[Captain45]

Quote: ZovSailor

Clearly something went wrong, either with the ship's chefs' cooking or the psychologists didn't work hard enough with the crew and pilots.

As the play progresses, the team starts to panic, as is usually said in such situations... They realized where they were being driven, and it got to them...EVERYONE...in the crew...

[kig]

Quote: Arigin

This is some kind of joke

No, I'm not joking, there really are sewer problems, and they've been going on since 2023, when the ship set out on its maiden voyage. Since then, a ton of money has been spent flushing out calcium deposits from the pipes, and plumber is the least popular job on the ship. But it's also the most in-demand. They say there's an average of one call a day for clogs. The problem is supposed to be resolved during the upcoming major overhaul, which was originally planned for early 2026, but due to the extended voyage, it's been postponed. This is often reported in the American press, and now there's been another surge in news, so ours have picked up on it.

[sub307]

There are no words...how funny...

[Mini Mokik]

Fucking transgender people with their sanitary pads in toilets, they disrupted the operation against Iran.

[sub307]

Easy...and they added some used gum

[Dedok]

and they don't know how to relieve themselves in the stern anymore?

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Dedok

and they don't know how to relieve themselves in the stern anymore?

The "Stulzes" in the stern are only for the command staff. The rest are in the forward "headroom."

[Hole puncher]

Quote: Vasyan1971

The "Stulzes" in the stern are only for the command staff. The rest are in the forward "headroom."

As our grandfathers bequeathed...

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Puncher

As our grandfathers bequeathed...

[Hole puncher]

I hope the catapults don't get dirty... There's a convenient chute there, just begging to sit down...

[Captain45]

Quote: Vasyan1971

The "Stulzes" in the stern are only for the command staff. The rest are in the forward "headroom."

Well, from a physics standpoint, the bigger the heavier, and if there are more people running to the bow than to the stern, then it would seem the bow should outweigh the boat in volume and weight and help it dive, but... IT doesn't sink...

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Captain45

Well, from a physics point of view

It's not all that simple, but nothing particularly complicated either. Since time immemorial, latrines have been located in the bow, and all the "good stuff" wasn't left to accumulate, but was immediately flushed away, to the delight of Neptune. Modern monster ships are a different matter. They have a fully functional sewer system with all its "delights." Which is, in fact, what we're seeing.

[Motorist]

Quote: Vasyan1971

Since time immemorial, latrines have been made in the bow

That's for sailboats, where the wind is mostly fair. Aircraft carriers, on the other hand, must steer into the wind. It's more logical to hang the toilet astern, but first test the model in a funnel, just in case there are any eddies.

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Motorist

This is for sailboats, where the wind is mostly favorable.

Well, it was said:

Quote: Vasyan1971

Since time immemorial

And also:

Quote: Vasyan1971

Modern monster ships are a different matter. They have a fully-fledged sewer system.

You need to read the letters more carefully.
And I would like to see how an aircraft carrier with a crew of 4000+ thirsty and itchy asses will be

Quote: Motorist

hang the toilet astern

[man]

Quote: Dedok

and they don't know how to relieve themselves in the stern anymore?

Americans are not looking for simple solutions Remember the dialogue between Stirlitz and the general on the train.

[your1970]

Quote: Dedok

and they don't know how to relieve themselves in the stern anymore?

3,600 people in a row?
"The path to glory follows a recipe: at six o'clock in the evening, soldiers receive goulash with potatoes, at half past eight the army "empties" itself in the latrine, and at nine everyone goes to bed. Before such an army, the enemy flees in terror." (c) The Good Soldier Švejk

[air wolf]

Like the entire gay West, it's all in the shit and nothing but perverts and sadists 🤮

[Siberia55]

No, it's all slander and insinuation. This can't happen in the light of justice and democracy.

[Reptiloid]

Quote: Siberia55

.........This cannot happen to the beacons of justice and democracy

That's it! Democracy has broken free from oppression! This is the case with them both on land and at sea.

[Captain45]

Quote: Reptiloid

Democracy has broken free from oppression!

She - democracy has completely lightened herself from the heavy burden

[Reptiloid]

Do you remember the Bible stories? What kind of punishing events there were? We're seeing something similar today. Both on a warship and in the capital. as the saying goes

as above, so below

[Alexander X]

This is the news of the news, the main one in the news series... (sarcasm, if anything)

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

❝ An aircraft carrier sent to Iran collided with "fecal apocalypse" ❞ —

— The aircraft carrier turned into "a barge full of feces" ...

[Trapperxnumx]

Quote: Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov

— The aircraft carrier turned into a "barge full of feces"...

Well said

[rosomaha]

A fecal carrier... can you imagine if you drop some purgen into the soups in the galley?

[Trapperxnumx]

Eat aspen bark -
And cheer up for the time being:
Tea is not some kind of chemical,
Tea natural gifts!

Filatov)

[TermNachTer]

About the hare droppings - not bad either)))

[Siberia55]

drop some purgative

Father, you are some kind of monster!

[Azimutt]

This will already be a chemical weapon!

[TermNachTer]

Purgen production stopped, it seems, back in the last century. However, there are other, equally effective remedies.

[tralflot1832]

I'm not quite sure how the US Navy is doing in the "machine" - shake the 4 mechanics of the "king of shit and steam". Whoever threw yeast into a fecal tank, the bacteria used to clean the feces rebelled, started producing gas, and their stomachs were in turmoil. Haven't tried it directly? Shit doesn't sink in seawater.

[TermNachTer]

Good afternoon, Andrey. I also thought it was strange—why would the supercarrier suddenly turn sharply toward Suda?

[Hole puncher]

Quote: tralflot1832

They started passing gas, their tummy was going wobbly.

There seems to be a problem with sediment there.

Quote: tralflot1832

Haven't you tried it directly? Shit doesn't sink in sea water.

This is prohibited by environmental regulations, meaning the discharge of sewage without chemical treatment.

[Ryzhiy A.P.]

Maybe Zelensky got stuck somewhere while he was hiding? He clogged up the pipeline; they love that...

[K-50]

There are toilet problems on the spaceship. On the sea ship too.
Coincidence?
I do not think.

[rotfuks]

There are toilet problems on the spaceship. On the sea ship too.

I recall that the toilet problems on the spaceship also began after a female astronaut used the restroom. The problem is apparently global and related to feminism.

[Konnick]

Quote: rotfuks

There are toilet problems on the spaceship. On the sea ship too.

I recall that the toilet problems on the spaceship also began after a female astronaut used the restroom. The problem is apparently global and related to feminism.

It looks like you're right. Our Tver passenger cars are equipped with toilets designed by specialists from NPO Energia, the same company that developed toilets for space missions. They have a problem with the seals—if something gets in, it's a disaster. The so-called "tower" gets clogged, and to clean the car, you have to go to a repair shop.

[26rus]

The problem isn't even with the pads - you just throw toilet paper in the toilet, and that's it, the toilet stops working.

[rotfuks]

,

You just need to throw toilet paper in the toilet and that's it

Toilet paper is a different story. All toilet paper is perforated, dividing the paper into pieces. If you use 3-4 pieces of toilet paper per visit, those 3-4 pieces will fit through any drain. But some characters have such huge butts that 3-4 pieces are simply not enough, and they use half a roll per visit. And half a roll won't fit through every drain.

[Azimutt]

They use toilet paper as a toilet seat liner, don't they?

[rotfuks]

use toilet paper as a toilet seat liner, don't you?

It all depends on a person's inner culture. But in the toilet, I don't know what it's like.

[26rus]

Quote: Azimutt

They use toilet paper as a toilet seat liner, don't they?

There are special disposable paper liners for toilet seats. And all restrooms have signs in words and pictograms stating, "It is STRICTLY forbidden to throw paper down the toilet." But even this doesn't apply to the especially gifted.

[26rus]

Oh, please... I worked in a passenger car depot for a long time, and I've seen plenty of these portable toilets, starting with the very first models. The problem is that they have 3/4" suction nozzles, and those 3-4 sheets of toilet paper are enough to clog the line. At least now they've started installing a wire catcher to stop the paper from entering and clogging the line.

[MCmaximus]

Toilet paper, toilet paper!, dissolves in water. It won't clog anything. But anything else...
At our pub, a plumber had to pull out some crappy tights... That's sad. I won't quote the plumber's speech. The surrounding area was also ruined.

[Vrotkompot]

How American is it to start wars just to use/sell weapons ready for decommissioning one last time? Same thing with Ukraine. As soon as you run out of old stuff, buy it right away.

[Anatole Klim]

The most expensive ship, an aircraft carrier, turned into a vessel designed for feces.

[snow mountain]

fountains are gushing from the toilets

Did you smell the hohols?

[AK-1945]

This is what it means to literally shit yourself! And the fighting hasn't even begun!

[Pavel57]

From the space station to the aircraft carrier. And the Potomac is covered in shit.

[Vasyan1971]

It turns out the aircraft carrier has plumbing problems—the toilets are gushing—and the ship urgently needs to be docked for repairs.

Oh, those Americans! They've trashed the Potomac, and now the "pride and glory" of their fleet...

[Mitka]

So much fun! So funny! It's a good thing there aren't such problems on the Admiral Kuznetsov!

[ZhEK-Vodogrey]

Quote: Mitka

It's good that there are no such problems on the Admiral Kuznetsov!

The repair and modernization of the Admiral Kuznetsov is proceeding according to plan and ahead of schedule...

[NordOst16]

This is like when the Central Control Center forcibly packs people in batches, but there is no democracy in Russia.

[flint]

Are you writing from there by any chance? They decided to dump some of the crap from the aircraft carrier onto the VO.

[nikolas 83]

They haven't even started military action against Iran yet, and they've already screwed up. Or they deliberately broke it as an excuse not to participate.

[tralflot1832]

I heard rumors that an Iranian underwater drone blocked the output of the background system overboard. There is no way without docking.

[TermNachTer]

In court, they'll send a diver)))

[musorg]

But Trump has really screwed up and he has no time for Iran now! That's what can stop the war!

[Altai2026]

Zadornov also said that without toilet paper, the Americans will capitulate!!!))) But Trump has a good reason to postpone the attack on Iran until October (Trump's parliamentary elections are in November), and then "a victorious war and a victory in parliament!!!))))

[YES UZH]

He also has this thing about values: "Save our souls," and they have this: "Save our asses..."

[Ruslan M]

Just one technician, or rather a plumber, of Iranian origin, and the aircraft carrier is no longer combat-ready.

[Altai2026]

Do you agree???that this is a reason to postpone the attack so that the Iranians have time to come to an agreement???

[rosomaha]

And it's all because the nation is so... fecal. And there's simply an excess of this stuff on board. Well, let them do as their ancestors did, sailing for "democracy"... hanging their butts overboard and... peeing and shitting. And this vessel can probably be smelled by now. A fecaloid carrier...

[Alex_Rarog]

Harsh) someone staged a major act of sabotage)))

[faterdom]

This is the Golden Fleet. With gold miners.

[PavelKosse]

Instead of MAGA, let there be MAMA (make America miserable AGAIN)!! ))))

[Metallurg_2]

So what's the problem with just hanging your butt over the side and going to sea?

[MIV040923]

Well, you're saying that! Throw your ass overboard! These are cultured people! The West!

[Metallurg_2]

So, putting your ass under someone's (censored) is normal, but going overboard to relieve yourself is already uncivilized?

[Ulembeck]

And is it already uncivilized to go overboard to relieve oneself?

You'll laugh, but anyone who dares to suggest this runs a serious risk of ending up in jail.

[Metallurg_2]

As I understand it, the shock absorbers failed throughout the entire ship, including the guardhouse.
So, probably the military police (or whatever they call it) will understand the situation, since they themselves have nowhere to poop.

[yo yo]

Now everyone knows that the US has a bastard aircraft carrier in service.

[tralflot1832]

A toilet problem on the ISS, a sewer problem in Washington, a problem with the background system on an aircraft carrier - the US will be destroyed by sewerage.

[Gorynych1]

Good afternoon, Andrey. It's not beer that kills people...

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

It's like some kind of epidemic of crap, first the ISS, then the capital, now an aircraft carrier.
To paraphrase a famous character, someone shits too much

[rotfuks]

To paraphrase a famous character, someone shits too much

You've simply never been to the US. There are no such huge asses anywhere in the world. And this is immediately obvious even when going through customs in the US. Apparently, these huge asses produce a huge amount of you-know-what. The sewer system in ASHA was designed for different dimensions and volumes.

[Dizel200]

The team suddenly rushed to the latrine, suspiciously

[Andrei from Chelyabinsk]

This is very funny :))) Especially because it's all quite real

[Asper_Daffy]

The article is incomplete. What about the "highly likely" Russian connection? Until it's found, the story isn't over. I hope the investigation gets it sorted out.

[Terenin]

Quote: Asper_Daffy

The article is incomplete. What about the "highly likely" Russian connection? Until it's found, the story isn't over. I hope the investigation gets it sorted out.

Political statement tip: "Analysis of feces on the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford revealed that the only thing missing was Russian. Conclusion: the Russians are to blame!"

[tralflot1832]

Quote: Puncher

Quote: tralflot1832

They started passing gas, their tummy was going wobbly.

There seems to be a problem with sediment there.

Quote: tralflot1832

Haven't you tried it directly? Shit doesn't sink in sea water.

This is prohibited by environmental regulations, meaning the discharge of sewage without chemical treatment.

The Americans know something. The Iranians probably have a torpedo that follows a trail of feces on the sea surface.

[HMR333]

This is the know-how of military engineering thought of Drystonosits sri so that others would be afraid!

[MIV040923]

It's some kind of sewer virus! Science hasn't identified it yet. The same thing happened in their American capital last week!

[Jsem_CZEKO68]

No výhodou čekajících bude, pokud loď zasáhne Iránská raketa.., všichni to pustí do kalhot okamžitě, bez čekání..

[Jsem_CZEKO68]

The advantage of waiting would be that if the ship were to be hit by an Iranian missile... everyone would immediately release it without waiting...

[nik-mazur]

There are over 4600 people on board, and working toilets are running out, with queues reaching up to 45 minutes.

A week ago, there were sewer problems in Washington. Now, there are problems on the newest (and most expensive) aircraft carrier.

[tralflot1832]

You simply can't imagine what kind of junk is in the interior of an aircraft carrier. To top it all off, the automatic ventilation system of the aircraft carrier's interior would have to go haywire and someone would start smoking.

[_DD_]

I propose renaming this ship "General Thrump"

[Prisoner]

This seems to be a trend. The States are drowning in shit.

[KCA]

And how it will start to sink from top to bottom when the anti-ship missiles fly, she’s a big fool, of course, but even one hit will damage her prestige by billions

[tralflot1832]

Quote: TermNachTER

In court, they'll send a diver)))

I've been through dry docking more than once, and not only did the latrines not work, the galley didn't work either. And dry docking abroad (the holiday is coming to us) costs $52 per day in cash.

[TermNachTer]

Who's arguing? Our crews have always loved going abroad for repairs, especially if the ship was imported. And not just for daily allowances. Some of the work was performed by the crew, for which the shipyard paid in foreign currency. Both the crew and the shipyard management were happy, because some of the work was "offloaded" onto others.

[opuonmed]

Anyone can have a piece of news just for fun and that's it! And the US continues to build up its forces.

[Vadim_Belov]

I agree 100%. Our aircraft carrier has been rusting at the pier for years.

[TermNachTer]

So the Ford was one of the trump cards of this buildup. Now, a good question: how long will it be stuck in court? If they fix it in a couple of days, then good. If it's docked, then you can count those dockings on your fingers (if you don't count the Chinese ones).

[alexboguslavski]

The US nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Gerald Ford, sent to assist the US Navy in operations against Iran, has requested emergency docking in Greece due to a sewer failure.

This way you can even screw up the war.

[gribanov.c]

It will be like the battleship Potemkin; the sailors will no longer tolerate such conditions of service, they will remove the command, and send an aircraft carrier to support their people.

[alovrov]

It won't. The food on the Potemkin wasn't very good. And here it's crap. That's different.

[TermNachTer]

On the Potemkin, the sailors simply didn't want to serve; they decided to have some fun. Everyone knows maggots eat dead flesh, leaving living flesh alone. So, the doctor was absolutely right: "Wash the maggots with water and send the meat to the galley." However, the sailors decided to have a little fun. Incidentally, the mutiny on which Baltic Fleet battleship, in 1915, I don't remember, also started with food. And the revolt in Kiel in 1918.

[Andrei from Chelyabinsk]

Quote: TermNachTER

Therefore, the doctor was absolutely right when he said: “Wash off the maggots with water and send the meat to the galley.”

There's a theory that on that fateful day, the sailors were served an exotic Italian dish, known as vermicelli. It had meat. And since a single piece of vermicelli resembles a small white worm, someone, not realizing it, started yelling that they were going to feed them worms...
But it is not exactly

[TermNachTer]

The pasta factory appeared in Odessa back in the 19th century - the climate was favorable.
So, I wouldn't say pasta was such a novelty. So, one can only guess what sparked it.

[Andrei from Chelyabinsk]

Quote: TermNachTER

The pasta factory appeared in Odessa back in the 19th century - the climate was favorable.

That's true. But then again, it's unlikely that pasta was particularly widespread—supposedly, this factory was the only one in the entire Russian Empire. Overall, you're right.

Quote: TermNachTER

So, one can only guess what served as the spark.

[Senior seaman]

Quote: Andrey from Chelyabinsk

But then again, it's unlikely that pasta was particularly widespread.

It's funny, but one of the versions of the reasons for the uprising on "Gangut" in 1915 is that they didn't give them pasta!

Exhausted and angry, the galvanizers sit in the left aft casemate. The three duty officers have gone to get dinner. We're silent. I'm hungry, I feel a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, but the duty officers are nowhere to be seen.

It turns out that at that very moment, an event took place near the galley that will forever remain in the memory of everyone who served on the Gangut.

According to established procedure, on days when the crew loaded coal, they always cooked pasta with meat for dinner, but this time they cooked barley porridge. That's when the explosion occurred.

— Down with the porridge!

- Don't take her!

— The German bastards are making fun of us!

I am a sailor from the Gangut. https://militera.lib.ru/memo/russian/ivanov_di/index.html

[Captain45]

Quote: Andrey from Chelyabinsk

There's a theory that on that fateful day, the sailors were served an exotic Italian dish, known as vermicelli. It had meat. And since a single piece of vermicelli resembles a small white worm, someone, not realizing it, started yelling that they were going to feed them worms...
But it is not exactly

As I recall, the crew was supposed to be given pasta after loading coal, but they were given "shrapnel" - chopped barley, so they got upset, they really wanted to eat something tasty...

[TermNachTer]

It was on the Baltic, on the Gangut. It was like buckwheat, but with vegetable oil. Vegetable oil, I assume. Although, loading coal is hell.

[MCmaximus]

Navy-style macaroni is a law and tradition after loading coal. It's filling and delicious. And a certain respect. Because the work was as important as it was hard.

[Captain45]

Quote: TermNachTER

However, I don’t remember which of the Baltic Fleet battleships the mutiny in 1915 also began with food

As I recall, on the Gangut... They loaded the coal, but didn't give us any pasta after loading, so the crew got outraged...

[Earl]

Can Trump now claim that they have the world's first fecal carrier?

[Wratch]

And the war hasn't even started yet, and there's a whole aircraft carrier of shit.
In general, toilets are a problem in space, Washington, and on aircraft carriers... But the list is long. Who will continue this persistent trend that has become so established? Aviation? Ground forces?

[Zoer]

Quote from Wratch

In general, toilets are a problem in space, in Washington, and on aircraft carriers...

Maybe it's not the toilets, but the people who use them? They're practically oozing with crap!

[Ulfr]

In an LGBTQ+-friendly military, ask yourself: what might happen during an act of affection between two soldiers? And what would it smell like? So, yes, the title of this article is well chosen.

[Chack wessel]

Quote: "It is claimed that if the aircraft carrier's sewer system is not repaired soon, the ship will simply drown in its problems."

By relics and firs.

[Vadim_Belov]

It certainly made me smile. Whatever you say, we love to make fun of the Americans. A multi-billion dollar floating shed with an air regiment on board, it's just... flooded. They'll pump out the feces, the flush will start working again, and it'll reach its destination. I'd rather read the news about our Kuznetsov's latrine breaking down, say, somewhere in the Mediterranean, than about its protracted repairs, which are in danger of being decommissioned.

[Konnick]

Quote: Vadim_Belov

It certainly made me smile. Whatever you say, we love to make fun of the Americans. A multi-billion dollar floating shed with an air regiment on board, it's just... flooded. They'll pump out the feces, the flush will start working again, and it'll reach its destination. I'd rather read the news about our Kuznetsov's latrine breaking down, say, somewhere in the Mediterranean, than about its protracted repairs, which are in danger of being decommissioned.

I remember a program about a day in the life... and it was about Northern Fleet Commander Popov and how he visited the Pyotr Velikiy (RK) flagship. The first thing he did was check the latrines, which was very important for the fleet commander, and a month later he stood pale in front of the camera and described how they were "saving" the Kursk submarine. It turns out he shouldn't have checked the wrong thing.

[Captain45]

Quote: Konnick

It was about the Northern Fleet commander, Popov, and how he visited the RK flagship, Pyotr Velikiy. The first thing he did was check the latrines, which was very important for the fleet commander.

A. Pokrovsky has an interesting, funny story about latrines... Well, the chief of chemical engineering on a submarine knows what to say about latrines; he learned about them while still a student...

[alovrov]

Put nets on the sides and the problem will disappear. Proud sailors should remember the genetic experience of their ancestors. And get rid of the toilets, they're just an unnecessary detail.

[Zoer]

Well, how can you not believe in Allah after such news?

[Jsem_CZEKO68]

No jestli to nepřehnali s přídělem hořké čokolády pro celou posádku před bojem! Posádka je ucpaná střelivem, což mírotvůrce Trumpa moc nepotěšilo.

[Jsem_CZEKO68]

Well, if only they hadn't overdosed the dark chocolate for the entire crew before the battle! The crew was loaded with ammunition, which didn't exactly please peacemaker Trump.

[Free Island]

čokoládová munice.je čas, aby se Američané vrátili domů, vyměnili si plenky a kalhoty. 😁😁☝️

[Free Island]

Drowned in their own shit. Shat themselves before the battle even started. Strength and patience to Iran. The US and NATO – their holds are full of shit!

[APASUS]

A single fire extinguishing system sensor failure nearly sent a British aircraft carrier to the bottom. Things will get even worse here!!!

[Igor Polovodov]

Proven, made in Russia. The story doesn't say how much volume was needed for this vessel.

[ideo098]

The saboteurs changed the direction of rotation of the sewage pumps.

[Melior]

A bad soldier always has diarrhea before a battle!

[Sergei Fonov]

To defeat the US Army, you just have to throw shit at it. As the saying goes, every wise man has his own foolishness.

[Foggy Dew]

It's not the first time. The Ford has been flooded with mist since launch, nonstop. And it's been written about many times... That's probably why they sent it offshore—they hoped to clean it up there. To avoid fines for polluting the American coastline.

[Evgeny_Sviridenko]

Up to one and a half tons of crap per day... And their system is weak, weak. Normal-diameter pipes, normal pumps—they don't need any gaskets, even a condom. Generally, problems with vacuum systems are mostly caused by pumps or pipeline leaks, which causes negative pressure to be lost.

[Uma palata]

Is this some kind of exquisitely cruel sabotage? 😁

[Resident111]

Aircraft carrier sent to Iran faces 'fecal apocalypse'

Fecalapsis!!!
For some reason, I was reminded of Soviet toilet poetry:
"If you took a shit, you bastard,
Pull the toilet handle,
If there is none -
"Push the shit with your hand!"
I remember an article about tourist trains with foreigners, back in the Soviet era. In it, the conductors spoke of Americans with undisguised hostility. They defecated everywhere, even in the sinks (?!), and clogged the entire train car's system. It's just their nature.

[From_the_wild_forest_a_wild_creature]

...the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford, lost its combat capability...

Quite the opposite: it became unsinkable.

[Pushkowed]

The fecal apocalypse, in their words, will be: Apoocalypse...

[commander]

The operation of a ship's or submarine's sanitary system requires a responsible approach and knowledge of its design. A young sailor or submarine officer is trained on the design and use of the latrine on their first day. If the flush system isn't switched from seawater to desalinated water at sea, the latrine will quickly collapse.
On a surface ship, it's simpler; you can do it with a bucket or overboard. But that's unlikely to work with the Americans. Especially since this aircraft carrier has aircraft-type, vacuum-sealed latrines.

[MCmaximus]

Hmm... What didn't they like about the old system? Aircraft carriers always had large crews. They worked flawlessly. Everything worked.

[Oleg Gumennov]

Apparently the Iranians summoned an ancient Sumerian fecaloid demon.

[Songwolf]

Basically, the aircraft carrier shit itself before it even started fighting! Someone probably shouted, "The Russians are coming!"

[MCmaximus]

So what is this? Not an aircraft carrier anymore? Oh, a #$_&-@#carrier?
Sic transit gloria mundi....

[MCmaximus]

Oh! I thought about it and came up with a name for this class of watercraft: obdristo,#$$nosets.

[Corvair]

In 1928, the American liner Vestris sank, in part due to the uncontrolled flow of seawater through a faulty sewer system.

[Rockerman]

As far as I remember, this has happened with Ford once before.

[Alexey Lantukh]

Well, well. There's even a sewer system. I remember when I was serving, we were traveling down the Dnieper on a self-propelled barge from the Chernihiv training ground to our base, and we had to relieve ourselves overboard. It was especially picturesque when two people were holding hands over the water. The latrine was only for officers.

[Sergey39]

It sounds fantastic: America's newest aircraft carrier has been transformed into the world's most expensive bunkering vessel for "crap." It's time to install cesspools on the flight deck, like "go to the toilet."

[Shuravi_]

This will be a problem for Iran! It doesn't sink!!! Now the aircraft carrier will be completely unsinkable!!!

[Albert 1975]

Could this be Gerald R. Ford's secret "skunk" defense system to deter the Iranians?

[mc1aren]

like this...
banal...
flushed the gasket...
and the aircraft carrier is out of work...

[ruskiyvasya]

This didn't happen on this trip. This isn't a current situation.

[Maximum.1]

Benissimo e avanti così con la "presunta" superiorità statunitense.Mi auguro che questi problemi continuino ed altri arrivino.

[Man is Humane]

Ford is still plagued by construction problems.

[flicker]

The American sailors were told this would be their "last and decisive battle." So they overloaded the sewer system.

[torbas41]

A warship is like a cruise liner; even the newest aircraft carrier isn't designed to accommodate female personnel. According to some sources, the USS Gerald R. Ford has approximately 600 women serving on board, out of a total crew of 4700. It's practically a floating brothel. Feminine hygiene products clog the fecal system of any ship, and aircraft carriers are no exception. My sympathies go out to the mechanics responsible for these systems.

[mr wolf]

Quote: Puncher

I hope the catapults don't get dirty... There's a convenient chute there, just begging to sit down...

Well, it seems obvious... Use them (the catapults) to clear the ship of the crew's waste. And if you want to use them for good, then use them on the enemy too.

[mr wolf]

Quote: Azimutt

As far as I understand, the problem there is not overflowing sewage tanks, but sewer pipes clogged with sanitary pads and used condoms.
And Russia can supply American sailors with adult chamber pots. For emergencies—we're not animals, after all.

I can imagine the scene... Somewhere in one of the aircraft carrier's compartments: