History of the Helmet: Early European Helmets

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History of the Helmet: Early European Helmets

My throne is a saddle, my glory is on the field,
My crown is my helmet, the whole world is my power.
“Shahnameh. Ferdowsi Abulqasim


History armor and weapons. For centuries, nay, millennia, some weaponsmiths sought effective means of attack, while others, correspondingly, sought means of defense. Protecting the head was crucial, as a blow to it could render a person unconscious almost instantly. Even in the ancient world, such head protection was developed—a helmet covering the head, made from a variety of materials, including metal, wood, and leather.



For head protection, thick fur caps, woven wicker hats (including basket-shaped ones), wooden helmet-masks with animal faces, and, of course, bronze, copper, and iron helmets were used. Armorers achieved a high level of perfection in their manufacture, creating virtually all the basic components of helmets that were later worn in the Middle Ages. Their shapes became established: primarily hemispherical and sphero-conical, tapering to a point at the top. Helmets were equipped with nape guards, cheek guards, and face masks, and were also fitted with nasal guards and visors. Helmet decorations also came into fashion at this time, often allowing warriors to distinguish their own from those of other warriors.


A bronze helmet with two long-legged horses, executed using the chasing technique with carved details; small engraved lions are on the cheekpieces. Height 24 cm. Found on the island of Crete. Late 5th century BC. Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.

At the same time, the low technological level of post-Roman Europe prevented the full use of this legacy. Thus, the first helmets worn by warriors in the barbarian kingdoms of the 5th and 6th centuries were very simple. Typically, they were a fairly low, cone-shaped cap made from a series of plates riveted together. An aventail of chainmail or leather covered with metal scales could be suspended from the back and sides, in a manner typical of many armors of the time. The shortage of metal forced craftsmen to innovate and create composite helmets consisting of four copper or horn plates, mounted on a frame of crisscrossing strips on the cranium, and a rim strip to which they were attached.


One such helmet is the so-called "boar helmet" (so named because of the boar figurine adorning its crown) – an Anglo-Saxon helmet from Benty Grange dating to around the 7th century CE. It was discovered by Thomas Bateman in 1848 in a burial mound near Benty Grange farm in west Derbyshire. The iron bands are decorated in places with silver. Between them are curved horn plates; the boar figurine is forged from iron, but is equipped with bronze eyes. Weston Park Museum, Sheffield

In the miniatures of the "Golden Psalter" from the monastery of St. Gallen in Switzerland, we see warriors from the late 8th century wearing helmets with wide brims and long backplates. The brims are turned up high at the front, forming a protrusion. Common warriors wear helmets without crests, while noblemen wear them with leaf-shaped crests, as was common in Roman times. Similar helmet depictions are found in miniatures in the "Bible" from St. Paul's Cathedral (Rome) from the 9th century, as well as in the "Gospel of Lothair" and the "First Bible" of Charles the Bald.


"The Brothers of the Abbey of St. Martin in Tours Present the Bible to King Charles." Miniature on folio 423. To the left and right of the king, seated on his throne, stand warriors wearing crested helmets with brims. "The First Bible of Charles the Bald" or "The Bible of Vivian." National Library of France, Paris

Although the quality of armor and weapons manufacturing in Europe declined sharply after the fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476 AD, it remained high in Byzantium, which remained at the crossroads of Europe and Asia, like the last remnant of civilization in the turbulent sea of ​​the barbarian world. This is evidenced by the discovery of distinctive four-piece helmets, known as "spanhelms."


Before us is one of the best-preserved helmets of this type, believed to have been made in Byzantium for local military leaders in the service of the Byzantine Empire or closely associated with it. Its splendor lies not only in the gilding of the entire surface but also in the rich array of images adorning each element. The bowl depicts human figures, animals, and various religious symbols. For example, the birds pecking grapes depicted on the rim of the helmet are believed to symbolize Christians' yearning for Christ. In its original form, this helmet typically had cheekpieces and a nape. Such helmets have been found in France, Germany, Italy, the Balkans, and other parts of Europe, as well as, in one case, in Libya. They were typically found as grave goods in the graves of Ostrogoths and other Germanic chieftains. The forty-four complete and fragmentary examples of this type that have been found to date are very similar in design and decoration. Apparently, all of them were made in Byzantine workshops from the mid-5th to the late 6th century. Height 19,4 cm. Weight 2102 g. Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.


Another Byzantine spangenhelm helmet, 6th–7th centuries. They have been found around the world, from Sweden to Germany, from the Balkans to Libya. This particular helmet was found in the Saône River near Trévoux, France. The quality of the helmets and their locations suggest that they were diplomatic gifts to foreign rulers, possibly sent to them either by the Byzantine court or by the Ostrogothic kingdom in Italy. Originally, all helmets had metal cheekpieces, chainmail neck protection, and often a nasal guard. As on this helmet, decoration typically consisted of patterns stamped into its surface. Height: 21,8 cm. Weight: 907 g. Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.

Some local forms of helmet development are particularly interesting, particularly the Scandinavian helmets of the Vendel period (550–793)—the final period of the Great Migration. At this time, Scandinavia still retained the traditional patriarchal structure of Germanic society. It maintained active contacts with Central Europe, exporting furs and slaves, and in exchange received art objects and new elements of equipment, such as stirrups.

Having gained access to iron ore deposits, the Sveian kings had armies armed with expensive weapons, including cavalry. This means that the horsemen of the Vendel period had helmets, chainmail, round shields with bosses, swords of a design typical of the Migration Period, and spears. All of this is found in ship burials, so archaeologists were, one might say, fortunate. They were especially fortunate with helmets, because, unlike those from the later "Viking Age," so many have been found that they have even been assigned serial numbers—"Vendel 1," "2," "3," and "14"—that is, the generally accepted names for these helmets correspond to the burial numbers in which they were found. These helmets are hemispherical in shape, and many are composed of interwoven metal strips, with a nasal plate and embellishments in the form of chased eyebrows.


The Ultuna Helmet. Found in the town of Ultuna near Uppsala, it weighs 1,8 kg, of which 452 g is the crest. The helmet's dome is similar to many other helmets, particularly the Valsgårde 5 helmet, which lacks eye openings and brow finials. What's unusual about this helmet is that both halves, on either side of the crest, are constructed as a latticework of diagonally positioned iron strips. The neck and cheeks were intended to be covered by five iron strips, suspended on hinges, only one of which has survived. The crest, a D-shaped bronze tube with a longitudinal "ridge," is traditionally adorned with animal heads at both ends. Similar crests have been noted to be typical of Vendel helmets from the late 7th to the first half of the 8th centuries. National Historical Museum, Stockholm.


"Ultuna Helmet." Side view


The Vendel 1 iron helmet, dating to the 7th century, was found in Ship Burial No. 1 in Vendel, Uppland, Sweden. National Historical Museum, Stockholm


The Valsgårde 8 helmet had a chainmail aventail around the entire perimeter, suggesting that chainmail was well-known and even well-known in Scandinavia during the Vendel period. National Historical Museum, Stockholm

Most helmets are longer than they are wide, indicating they were made for dolichocephalic people, who therefore inhabited Scandinavia during this era. Ultimately, it should be noted that these and similar helmets could have provided good protection against sword blows. The presence of latticed openings would hardly have weakened their protective capabilities, but wearers of such helmets should have been wary of spear strikes!

But the most typical "Vendel helmet" was found not in Scandinavia, but in England, at Sutton Hoo, a burial mound necropolis east of Woodbridge in the English county of Suffolk. There, in 1938-1939, perhaps the most significant archaeological discoveries in English history were made, as an intact burial ship belonging to an Anglo-Saxon king from around the sixth or seventh century was discovered there, in which the famous "Sutton Hoo helmet" was found. However, archaeologists had a hard time recovering it. The helmet was excavated in numerous small pieces, so three years of work were required to reconstruct it, and it was not put on display until 1945. It was then reconstructed again in 1970-1971, so it took a long time for the helmet to acquire its present appearance!

An examination of the helmet fragments revealed that its dome was most likely forged in one piece. However, a pair of cheek pieces and a forged back piece were hinged to it. An iron mask depicting the face of a mustachioed man was riveted to the front. It was connected to the helmet's dome in three places—at the very center and at the edges. The mask is 12 cm wide. The nose and mustache are false, bronze. The nose is protruding, with two breathing holes at the bottom. The entire mask is covered with tinned bronze plates, which form a beard at the bottom. The mask, including the eye openings, is framed by a U-shaped tube riveted over its bronze decorative plates.


The Sutton Hoo Helmet. The latest reconstruction (1970–1971). British Museum, London

The brow fins are triangular in cross-section and inlaid with silver wire. At the base, also inlaid, they were decorated with a line of rectangular garnets. At their ends are animal heads—thought to be boars—made of gilded bronze. Most intriguingly, the helmet's mask and brow fins are crafted to form the figure of a flying dragon. The mask's nose serves as its body, the wings are the brow fins, and the upper lip serves as its tail. The dragon's head is made of gilded bronze.

By the 10th century, the influence of classical antiquity on military affairs had noticeably weakened, metalworking technology had improved, and helmets had become an important attribute of mounted warriors. However, in the miniatures from Aurelius Prudentius's Psychomachia manuscript, circa 1000, they appear tall and pointed, and also made of several parts.


Illustration depicting horsemen in chainmail and helmets with aventails. "Psychomachy," 10th century. British Library, London.

Significant improvements to the helmet appeared around the mid-10th century, as evidenced by the similarly dressed Anglo-Saxons and Normans depicted on the Bayeux Tapestry (actually a 70-meter-long embroidery of colored thread on linen). They typically wear a hauberk—a hooded chainmail shirt over which is worn a conical, brightly colored helmet.

Among the earliest examples of this style is the helmet of St. Wenceslas, composed of several parts, with an iron nasal attached to the front. This helmet style, originating from the East, was retained by the Arabs, Persians, and Turkic peoples until the 17th century. In the 11th century, a similar conical helmet, also with a nasal, was used in northern countries and Italy. A similar helmet, made of copper, riveted from two halves and decorated with bronze and gilding, was once found in Poland.


Helmet of Saint Wenceslas, Prince of Bohemia (c. 907–929). Cathedral of St. Vitus, Wenceslas, and Adalbert in Prague

This shape of European helmets persisted until the 12th and even the 13th centuries. However, by the late 11th century, blacksmiths had already mastered the art of making one-piece helmets, crafted from a single sheet of metal. This demonstrates the rapid development of blacksmithing during that era. The process was as follows: a round piece of red-hot iron was taken and first hammered into a concave shape with a heavy hammer. Then, it was finished to the desired shape with hand hammers on an anvil and the seam was forged.

At the same time, the 12th century saw the appearance of a multitude of helmets of rather bizarre shapes: egg-shaped, conical, hemispherical, and even cylindrical, like a saucepan, with a flat or even flared crown. But it was the very first helmet form, called (albeit inaccurately) the "Norman helmet," that endured the longest. Incidentally, it was precisely these helmets that the European crusaders wore on their First Crusade and captured Jerusalem in 1099.


This "Viennese helmet" can be dated to the mid-10th century. At that time, along with a large almond-shaped shield and knee-length chainmail, a helmet with a nasal guard constituted the protective armor of warriors in the High Middle Ages. It was worn over a chainmail hood, under which was a quilted liner, similar to a modern child's bonnet. The nasal guard deflected direct blows to the face, but offered little protection from side blows. Incidentally, it had a hook at the end that allowed the chainmail hood to be hooked from the front and pulled up, covering the lower part of the face. Unfortunately, very few such helmets have survived, making the "Viennese helmet," along with the helmet of St. Wenceslas, a very significant artifact. It was discovered in 1864 near Olomouc in Moravia. Imperial Armory of the Kunsthistorisches Museum Vienna. New Hofburg Palace

Then, practical experience from the First (1095-1099) and Second (1147-1149) Crusades demonstrated that the old helmet offered poor protection against arrows. As a result, large-capacity helmets appeared, covering the entire head, with the crown resting on a chainmail hood. The face in such a helmet was completely protected by a face mask with eyeholes or a single narrow slit. Numerous small breathing holes were also pierced. This is how the "pot helmet" emerged, more resembling an inverted bucket than a cooking pot with convex hemispherical walls. They remained in knightly use for quite a long time, namely from the mid-12th to the 14th centuries, although, of course, they were constantly evolving and changing.

*It's ironic that Britain acquired this treasure thanks to a woman named Edith Mary Pretty, whose house, literally 500 yards away, was home to 18 burial mounds. She was wealthy and passionate; in her youth, she had participated in archaeological excavations and was fascinated with spiritualism, so it wasn't surprising that she decided to excavate them. She approached the staff at the local Ipswich Museum, but couldn't decide where to start—the large mound, clearly already plundered, or the three smaller ones, still untouched.

They decided to excavate the small mound first, but its burial site had long since been looted. However, when they began excavating the larger mound in May 1939, the results exceeded even their wildest expectations. A ship, albeit almost completely rotted, was discovered inside the mound. It was later discovered that the closest analogues to such a burial site were the Vendel and Old Uppsala burial grounds in Sweden, but these were all located in England.

According to English law, the finds belong to the land, but Mary was so generous that she declared her bequest to the British Museum as her posthumous gift. As a token of gratitude, Prime Minister Winston Churchill offered Pretty the Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire, but she also declined. After her death in 1942, the treasures from the Great Mound were transferred to the British Museum collection in accordance with her will, and lesser items found in the mounds and their surroundings during subsequent excavations were displayed in the Ipswich Museum.

To be continued ...
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  1. +6
    2 January 2026 04: 59
    Byzantine spangenhelm

    The helmet elements are fastened with rivets... I wonder what metal the rivets are made of, and it's done so neatly... this already speaks of a high level of metalworking culture.
    Many wonderful things can be seen in the artifacts of the past.
    Thanks to the author for the vivid photos of the exhibits...very informative. hi
    1. +6
      2 January 2026 06: 10
      It should be noted that these and similar helmets could serve as good protection against a sword blow.

      Considering that the main weapon was the Carolingian axe and sword (with a blunt blade tip), perhaps yes.
      Although such a striped helmet is ineffective against arrows, it's possible a fur lining and hat were worn underneath and over it.
      Vyacheslav Olegovich and Comrades, Happy New Year!
      1. +6
        2 January 2026 06: 32
        Quote: Kote pane Kohanka
        Vyacheslav Olegovich and Comrades, Happy New Year!

        Thank you! Happy New Year from you too!
        1. +4
          2 January 2026 11: 34
          Happy New Year to you too!

          I immediately highlighted this in the article:
          "It was very important to protect the head from injury, since a blow to it could almost instantly knock a person unconscious."
          I admit with shame that I'm subscribed to several Telegram channels where videos support your words, dear Vyacheslav Olegovich.
          Happy New Year! We wish you good health and more articles for us!
          good drinks love wassat )))
          1. +6
            2 January 2026 11: 39
            It was very important to protect the head from damage, since a blow to it could almost instantly knock a person unconscious."
            Well, my dear, she needs to be taken care of! That's where all the weirdness comes from... on her head, no? laughing And the classics will help us. laughing
            1. +4
              2 January 2026 11: 49
              Well, my dear, she needs to be taken care of.

              Do not believe it!
              When I straighten my back while pulling myself out of the fridge, I sometimes hit my head on the freezer ledge. And—you know?—it hurts!
              I suspect that part of my consciousness still remained on this angry door. wassat )))
              If someone started producing a household helmet, I would buy it!
              1. +4
                2 January 2026 12: 39
                When I straighten my back while pulling myself out of the fridge, I sometimes hit my head on the freezer ledge. And—you know?—it hurts!
                Oh my God! What kind of refrigerator is this???? I have a Vestel and I've never had a case like that, you know?
                I would buy a household helmet!
                I can give you Yeltsin's historical helmet (really, really, it's a fact!!!) which he wore when he opened my factory. Then *Kreker*, now *Rot Front*.
                1. +3
                  2 January 2026 12: 46
                  Yeltsin's historical helmet

                  No, no, no!...Don't joke like that!)))
                  I'd rather have my brains blown out than touch the helmet of a traitor to the Soviet people. Someday you'll sell this artifact for a fortune to some oligarch. When this redistribution of major property is finally over and everything settles down, someone will be there to take it!
                  And my refrigerator is called SHARP.
                  1. +3
                    2 January 2026 13: 29
                    SHARP.
                    A solid company.
                    good
                    No, no, no!...Don't joke like that!)))
                    But it happened!!!! Nothing can be done about it. Alas. And the helmet? I'll go to work on the 12th and send a photo.
                  2. +2
                    3 January 2026 08: 00
                    A fan will be found! )))
                    Of course! There was Yuri Mikhailovich's helmet, but? The idiots stole it! laughing As for EBN's helmet, there's only a photo of him wearing it. There are almost no witnesses left, alas. I've been at this factory since '95 and I didn't even witness this process! hi
              2. +6
                2 January 2026 12: 48
                If someone started producing a household helmet, I would buy it!
                Hello, Lyudmila Yakovlevna!
                1. +4
                  2 January 2026 12: 57
                  Hello

                  Hello dear Anton!
                  Thanks for visualizing my dream )))
                  We're already running out of brains, and now we have a household appliance that's taken on the mission of optimizing them.
                  By the way, could you share your impressions of celebrating New Year's in the second capital? In general?
                  1. +6
                    2 January 2026 13: 11
                    By the way, could you share your impressions of celebrating New Year's in the second capital? In general?
                    Fantastic!!! I drank some vodka and went to bed. Especially since I had a cold.
                    1. +4
                      2 January 2026 13: 26
                      Fantastic!!! I drank it...

                      And in my Moscow region there was an ominous, absolute silence. From the second half of the 31st. Not a single living soul on the street. Not even dog owners. Only occasionally, after dark, bang, bang, bang! And silence again. And by midnight, a cannonade. Very similar to cannon shots. And again - no one on the street... And yet we have such beautiful snow! In other years, half an hour after the toasts, people would pour out into the yard - shouts, noise, laughter, children's and adults' voices, skilled people setting off firecrackers - until four in the morning. And now - deathly silence, the windows in the houses are black, and something terrifyingly ominous about it all. My depression showed in the fact that I didn't even cook the traditional Olivier salad. I didn't set the table...
                      In short, I don't know where or how, but there was no celebration in my village. I don't remember such overwhelming horror, even in the 90s.
                      1. +4
                        2 January 2026 13: 35
                        And I gave myself a New Year's gift:
                      2. 0
                        2 January 2026 17: 07
                        And I gave myself a New Year's gift:

                        I have this book in the original. The translation is confusing. In the original, the book is called Swords and Swordsmen.
                      3. +3
                        2 January 2026 17: 18
                        Perhaps the word "swordsman" seemed odd to the translator or editors in the book's title. Incidentally, "Battle Bows" states that the translation was approved by the original publisher, but not here.
                      4. +1
                        2 January 2026 19: 22
                        Perhaps the word "swordsman" seemed unpleasant to the translator or the editors.

                        Swordsman is usually translated as "fencer." The term "blade master" was also used.
                      5. +2
                        2 January 2026 19: 31
                        I think that both of these terms do not convey the depth of the semantic load.
                      6. +2
                        2 January 2026 19: 48
                        I think that both of these terms do not convey the depth of the semantic load.

                        Just the opposite.
                        The first paragraph of the book
                        Swordsmen have often been authors. There is something profoundly and intrinsically poetic about the use of the sword, strange as that may sound to many people. it has been, since at least the fourteenth century, and possibly earlier, that swordsmen have felt a calling to Thus write about their art. In the Middle Ages, throughout the Renaissance, and into the Enlightenment, indeed to the very end of the story of the sword's practical use, fight masters have written about their ideas in regard to how the sword is best handled in combat

                        In my subjective opinion, swordsman doesn't fit into the translation at all, but fencers and blade masters are just right.
                      7. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 04
                        The first paragraph of the book in the Russian-language edition:
                      8. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 06
                        I translated it similarly, although the commentary is considered short.
                      9. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 12
                        Well, that is to say, everything is fine with the translation, and the name of the Russian-language edition, as I assumed, is just a marketing ploy.
                        By the way, in both cases the translators are women. My point is that translating specialized literature requires some knowledge beyond just linguistics.
                      10. +1
                        2 January 2026 20: 20
                        To translate specific literature, you need to have some knowledge, in addition to language.

                        Since 1996, she has worked as a freelance translator for various publishing houses, including Centerpoligraf, Polaris, and EKSMO. She has translated over 50 books in the following genres: science fiction (including Robert Sheckley), fantasy, children's adventures, detective stories (including Dick Francis and Agatha Christie), animal books, handicrafts, and educational publications. From 2007 to 2008, she worked for Soft-club as a computer game translator, contributing to the translations of World of Warcraft and Warhammer.

                        Member of the Novokuznetsk KLF "Contact" and the Tomsk KLF "Probability." Active roleplayer. One of the organizers of the roleplaying movement in Novokuznetsk. Participant in the first Hobbit Games in 1990 (the first roleplaying game in the Soviet Union, held in Krasnoyarsk).

                        As we can see, the range of interests is very broad. Furthermore, there are specialized thematic dictionaries, which our Vyacheslav Olegovich dislikes so much.
                      11. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 25
                        In addition, there are special thematic dictionaries, which our Vyacheslav Olegovich dislikes so much.
                        In this case, it's not our fault. It's our misfortune.
                      12. +2
                        2 January 2026 19: 51
                        Speaking of New Year's gifts, my kids gave me a case filled with twelve varieties of Bavarian beer, which were among the top-selling beers at Oktoberfest in 2025. Now I'm debating whether to try them now or wait until summer. Beer goes down better in the heat, and in the cold, you might not be able to finish six liters at once.
                      13. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 05
                        Now I’m thinking whether to try it now or wait until summer.
                        Won't it go sour?
                      14. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 07
                        No, it's canned. It's not draft, of course, but the Germans know how to keep even canned beer from spoiling.
                      15. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 19
                        No, canned.
                        As far as I remember, the shelf life of canned wine is six months. So Easter is the limit.
                      16. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 24
                        I looked specifically. Until December 2026.
                      17. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 32
                        Apparently, this is a problem with Russian GOST standards. Any beer is certified for a maximum of six months, including imported beer.
                      18. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 37
                        8.3 The shelf life of a specific brand of beer, as well as the rules and conditions for storing and transporting beer during the shelf life, are established by the manufacturer in the technological instructions for the specific brand of beer.

                        GOST 31711-2012.
                      19. -1
                        2 January 2026 20: 45
                        By the way, I looked at the recommendations of the European Brewery Convention—they also set deadlines and conditions for each manufacturer depending on the beer type and technology. The Germans claim that, when stored properly, canned beer retains its flavor for up to two years.
                      20. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 45
                        Yeah, and Rospotrebnadzor said "to mom's"! So, "to mom's!" And whose requirements will the retail chain comply with? The federal law or the direct regulator?
                      21. +2
                        2 January 2026 20: 51
                        If a GOST is mandatory and not advisory, then no other organization has the right to change it. On the contrary, Rospotrebnadzor should oversee compliance with such a GOST. That's the theory. How does it work in practice?
                      22. +2
                        2 January 2026 21: 13
                        How is it in practice...
                        In fact, a couple of months ago, my brother was present at a write-off of imported beer at a chain liquor store. He picked up about 20 liters for free. It's a good imported beer, and it's still a long way to go. However, the expiration date (according to Roskomnadzor) had passed. Six months. Something like that.
                      23. +2
                        2 January 2026 21: 25
                        And did they write off the vobla too?
                      24. +2
                        2 January 2026 21: 35
                        There are no roach there, only snacks in bags.
                      25. +2
                        2 January 2026 21: 40
                        Snacks are okay too. But vobla is better. Or bream.
                      26. +2
                        2 January 2026 21: 47
                        Well, if I'm being pedantic, I prefer shrimp. It's not snobbery; in my youth, eating shrimp with beer was considered vulgar. But I liked it.
                      27. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 24
                        I prefer crayfish the most. But there are practically no good ones available these days.
                      28. +2
                        2 January 2026 21: 39
                        Speaking of our linguistic research, could you try translating the term "vobla" into English?
                      29. +1
                        2 January 2026 21: 44
                        Try to translate the term "vobla" into English?

                        Caspian roach or vobla.
                      30. +3
                        2 January 2026 21: 54
                        Do you think that the English will understand the Russian-language meaning of this concept?
                      31. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 37
                        If you're a hobbyist, no problem. Vobla is readily available at stores like Babushka Russian & European Food or SkonisLT. It costs around 20 pounds a kilo.
                      32. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 39
                        Can they differentiate a roach from a ram?
                      33. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 42
                        Not everyone can distinguish between vobla and roach in places of mass consumption.
                      34. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 50
                        That's exactly it. Let's wait for Bolt Cutter.
                      35. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 51
                        Go ahead. I somehow missed this question when I was there.
                      36. +3
                        2 January 2026 23: 21
                        Vobla differs from roach by its slimy taste. I notice it, but some don't. To each their own.
                      37. +2
                        2 January 2026 22: 41
                        It costs about 20 pounds a kilo.
                        Not expensive, though.
                      38. 0
                        2 January 2026 22: 47
                        Okay, so a pork chop will be a lot cheaper. But beer and dried roach aren't something you drink every day.
                      39. +3
                        2 January 2026 22: 54
                        I think in the Faroe Islands dried fish will be much cheaper than a pork chop.
                      40. +1
                        2 January 2026 22: 56
                        I can't say anything on this matter.
                      41. +2
                        3 January 2026 10: 31
                        It's a good imported beer, and it's still going strong. However, the expiration date (according to Roskomnadzor) has passed. Six months.

                        You know what this reminds me of? In the late 80s, to create social tension in the country, especially in the capital, and to focus citizens on food rather than politics, food was withheld from store back rooms and warehouses and written off immediately after its expiration date. Listen, dry-cured sausages were written off! The kind that last for years in the refrigerator! In the Moscow region, all this was taken to numerous landfills, where the mafia set up shops and sold the products cheaply. The buyers were local villagers and residents of small towns, as well as the occasional Muscovites who were in the know. But not everyone was allowed into the landfill; they were on a list. It seems they're preparing us for a repeat of this situation.
                      42. +3
                        2 January 2026 13: 49
                        Here's a holiday. Every day. At any time of year. And in any weather.

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                        Everyone has the opportunity to come up with it).
                      43. +2
                        2 January 2026 16: 47
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                        The image is probably larger than 5 MB...
                      44. +1
                        2 January 2026 17: 15
                        3,5. And the next one is 3. But it still doesn’t obey.

                        So it wasn't meant to be. Well, we didn't see a winter forest, after all.

                        Although, each time it is different.
                      45. +2
                        2 January 2026 16: 05
                        "And in my Moscow region, there was an ominous, absolute silence"—it depends. I met someone at my daughter's place, near Bronnitsy. Yesterday, close to midnight, a Ukrainian drone circled over their gardening community. It circled a couple of times, and then either it was shot down or crashed, but the noise was deafening. I was out for a walk at the time, and I could hear it perfectly. Meanwhile, near Voskresensk, my neighbors set off fireworks like the Kremlin, I saw it on my security camera.
                    2. +2
                      2 January 2026 13: 31
                      и
                      Yes, my God, the same thing! The worst thing is that from year to year this process....even....worse.
                      1. +6
                        2 January 2026 13: 40
                        But at least you wake up at home, not at the police station!
                      2. +2
                        2 January 2026 13: 45
                        But at least you wake up at home, not at the police station!
                        It happened. Just once! And don't talk about it... it's not a helmet! Not even Gerry Cheevers'! Not a mask!
                2. +3
                  2 January 2026 14: 42
                  I only got in a few times.

                  But I regularly take it for students for all-around competitions.
                3. +5
                  2 January 2026 15: 39
                  An alternative is a construction helmet.
                  Dear Lyudmila Yakovlevna, don't listen to Anton. Motorcycle helmets with a lining are more reliable, and warmer, which is important when you're sticking your head in the refrigerator. wink
                  1. +2
                    2 January 2026 15: 59
                    An alternative is a construction helmet.

                    Don't even think about it - get a motorcycle Yes
                    With the construction helmet Anton offers you, you'll look like the Central Asian migrant workers you're battling on Telegram. And if your Telegram subscribers see you wearing it, it'll be embarrassing. recourse Do you want it? laughing
                    1. +2
                      2 January 2026 16: 05
                      Hi Dima!
                      The question arose: where did the labor migrants from Central Asia come from in Lyudmila Yakovlevna’s refrigerator?
                      1. +1
                        2 January 2026 16: 13
                        feel I really hope they're not there yet. Although... feel Earlier, both Lyudmila Yakovlevna and Sergei Vladimirovich wrote with bitterness that migrants are at every step in Moscow. wink
                      2. +2
                        2 January 2026 16: 18
                        Migrants in Moscow are at every step.
                        That's exactly what I'm saying. What if, after listening to you, Lyudmila Yakovlevna goes to the refrigerator to check for migrants? And then she hits her head again. And she doesn't even have a helmet...
                      3. +2
                        2 January 2026 16: 26
                        Classic:
                        Set out on your journey boldly,
                        Just don't forget your helmet! (c)
                  2. +3
                    2 January 2026 16: 10
                    This January trend is already emerging. Models in hard hats. In the spirit of "The Diamond Arm."
            2. +4
              2 January 2026 14: 08
              Classics are classics:

              A dragonfly, a dragonfly
              In the cascades of the ball
              She squinted her eyes
              And she repeated:
              “How stupid it is to lose your head,
              A-ah, how stupid.
              I would like to give everyone some advice:
              Don't lose your head!
              And the dragonfly, ah, the dragonfly
              In the cascades of the ball
              She squinted her eyes
              And she repeated:
              “Don't lose your head,
              Don't lose your head,
              You can't lose it,
              You can't lose it,
              "We can't lose it!"
              1. +4
                2 January 2026 14: 18
                Classics are classics:
                Oh, Sergey, how my Filya loves to wipe himself on my beloved’s feet.
                1. +3
                  2 January 2026 16: 49
                  How my Filya loves to wipe himself on my beloved's feet

                  Again, the much-mentioned T9 predictive typing system. It's obvious that Sergey's original text was:
                  rub against my darling's legs
          2. +4
            2 January 2026 11: 54
            Quote: depressant
            Happy New Year! We wish you good health and more articles for us!

            Thank you, dear Lyudmila Yakovlevna! I wish you the same, in terms of health! It's a shame I can only send you such a cake virtually. As well as inviting you in for tea...
            1. +4
              2 January 2026 12: 12
              this is the cake

              You probably baked it yourself? I can't even imagine that any bakery could boast such a remarkable imagination.
              1. +4
                2 January 2026 12: 15
                Quote: depressant
                did you bake it yourself?

                Of course. Together with my wife.
                1. +4
                  2 January 2026 12: 41
                  Together with my wife.
                  That's what mastery is. Yes. It even looks delicious. good
                2. +5
                  2 January 2026 13: 38
                  Together with my wife.

                  Well, yes. Your wife baked the parts according to your plans, and then you built the house.
                  But eating such a so-called gingerbread house is sacrilege! Such beauty )))
                  1. +5
                    2 January 2026 13: 43
                    But eating such a so-called gingerbread house is sacrilege!
                    If this is a gingerbread house from a creepy Brothers Grimm fairy tale, then even the eater might get eaten.
                  2. +2
                    2 January 2026 15: 08
                    Quote: depressant
                    To eat is sacrilege! Such beauty

                    If you decide, then anything is within your power :)
                    I think Google will help, if anything:
                    https://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/1829271296502982/Nikolaushaus-Lebkuchenhaus.html
                  3. +2
                    2 January 2026 15: 10
                    Quote: depressant
                    Such beauty

                    While it's worth it...
                3. +3
                  2 January 2026 15: 01
                  Quote: kalibr
                  Of course

                  it turned out great!
                  but you have to think about it, it's more of a German tradition (lebkuchenhaus), I always bought it for New Year's... like with yours (I suppose), at first it's a shame to even "touch", then it goes... but children are less shy, they usually start :)
                  1. +2
                    2 January 2026 15: 11
                    Quote: Rodez
                    but children are less shy

                    My child is already grown up... Both my daughter and granddaughter.
                    1. +3
                      2 January 2026 15: 14
                      Quote: kalibr
                      My child is already an adult.

                      Well, then we'll have to start the siege ourselves... or call someone for help from a neighboring castle :)
        2. +1
          3 January 2026 19: 18
          Vyacheslav Olegovich, thank you for the article! And Happy New Year!
      2. +6
        2 January 2026 06: 40
        Quote: Kote Pan Kokhanka
        It should be noted that these and similar helmets could serve as good protection against a sword blow.

        It is possible that a fur lining and hat was worn underneath and on top of it.

        Maybe they wore it at night laughing To shape your hair? Or was your hair dyed through it? wassat
        Happy new year!
        1. +2
          2 January 2026 12: 49
          hairstyle? Or was the hair dyed through it? wassat
          Happy new year!
          Highlights? Very popular among football players. Oops! But real men play hockey! laughingWhat I'm getting at is that football players have started falling, just like... girls, no?
          1. +2
            2 January 2026 13: 03
            Quote: ArchiPhil
            hairstyle? Or was the hair dyed through it? wassat
            Happy new year!
            Highlights? Very popular among football players. Oops! But real men play hockey! laughingWhat I'm getting at is that football players have started falling, just like... girls, no?

            drinks
            1. +1
              2 January 2026 13: 11
              Highlights?Very

              By the way, I don't understand, but why did football players get this fashion? Shaving their legs, bras? With Ronaldo? Yes, he's not a bad player, but? As a man... uhh. Honestly, but Vinnie Jones? He's more than just a footballer.
  2. +9
    2 January 2026 06: 09
    "a plumbata thrown by Belisarius' spearman John of Armenia pierced the helmet of the nephew of the Vandal king Geiseric and inflicted a mortal wound on him."
    Now it's clear how this could have happened. The wire-frame helmet failed.
    1. +4
      2 January 2026 08: 04
      Quote: Tlauicol
      "a plumbata thrown by Belisarius' spearman John of Armenia pierced the helmet of the nephew of the Vandal king Geiseric and inflicted a mortal wound on him."
      Now it's clear how this could have happened. The wire-frame helmet failed.

      Ivan, good morning!
      The plumbata is a terrible weapon; at that time it was made of solid metal and had good penetrating power.
      So not every classic helmet could protect against it.
      1. +3
        2 January 2026 08: 26
        An all-metal one is unlikely. It's too heavy, expensive, and poorly stabilized. And besides, there would be a lot of finds.
        1. +3
          2 January 2026 08: 37
          hi As far as I remember, by the 5th century it was made from a steel rod with a feather stabilizer.
          There was a discussion in the historical society about how it was thrown.
          Then, with the decline of centralized supply of the legions, they began to return to javelins (darts) with a wooden shaft.
          hi
    2. 0
      7 January 2026 03: 17
      This simply couldn't have happened. The fact is, Geiseric died in 477. And by 533, when Belisarius landed in Africa, all of his nephews were already dead. And no one in Belisarius's army used plumbates. At least, Procopius of Caesarea doesn't mention it. And yet, the bulk of our information about the Vandal War comes from him. This stupid error migrates from text to text thanks to the author of the article "Plumbatae in the Roman Army of the 4th-6th Centuries," A.V. Kozlenko, who uncritically cites Eagle, J. "Testing Plumbatae" // Roman Military Equipment. The Sources of Evidence. Ed. by C. van Driel-Murray. Oxf., 1989. pp. 247-253.
      “Thus, it is known that during the African campaign of 530, a plumbata thrown by Belisarius’ spearman John of Armenia pierced the helmet of the nephew of the Vandal king Geiseric and inflicted a mortal wound on him, from which he soon died [39].”
      [39] Eagle J. Op. cit. P. 247.
  3. +6
    2 January 2026 07: 24
    Thank you, Vyacheslav Olegovich!

    The story of the 18 burial mounds is interesting. They wait for the artifacts of their time. And sometimes they do.
    1. +4
      2 January 2026 08: 42
      Quote from Korsar4
      Thank you, Vyacheslav Olegovich!

      The story of the 18 burial mounds is interesting. They wait for the artifacts of their time. And sometimes they do.

      Hello, Sergey!
      Sometimes it's amazing how much our ancestors bothered with their burials. The pyramids alone are worth a look.
      I would like to note only one interesting observation: society, regardless of religion, is returning to cremation.
      1. +3
        2 January 2026 08: 49
        Hi Vladislav! Happy New Year!

        I wonder what will remain after us. Probably genes, in future generations.

        And from the material.

        I have a small stack of books at home. My little girls love them. The hardcover books can be used as a stand when something needs to be labeled.
        1. +3
          2 January 2026 12: 52
          I wonder what will remain after us. Probably genes, in future generations.

          Hello Sergey! )))
          I read this on TikTok:
          Genes, the immune system and the musculoskeletal system are a person’s only friends who will never betray him.
          Oh, I would argue! wassat )))
          1. +2
            2 January 2026 13: 18
            Hello, Lyudmila Yakovlevna!

            Happy New Year!

            Let the geneticists argue.

            Let's just enjoy life.
      2. +1
        2 January 2026 17: 52
        Quote: Kote pane Kohanka
        Sometimes it's amazing how much our ancestors bothered with their burials. The pyramids alone are worth a look.

        I thought about this, googled the Australian aborigines, as the most ancient in culture - anything, all possible options, but the most widespread and most obviously ancient - they just leave in place.
        Scythian and Sarmatian burial mounds - calculated.
        It is not the dead who need this, it is the living who need it.
        They filled up winter camp sites, which were a problem, because water was needed nearby, which is why many of the multi-story burial mounds are made of bronze. Everyone needed these places, even the ethnographic Nogais. They either made cemeteries on them or erected a mobile mosque, and I figured it out based on this fact.
        The pyramids are a kind of stash house. When everything is going well, people are herded together with supplies, fed, and organization and technology are developed. But when problems arise—the Nile underflows or overflows—all this is thrown into the mix. But this only applies to the Old Kingdom, when Egypt had no external enemies. When enemies appeared, the stone pyramids disappeared.
    2. +4
      2 January 2026 09: 45
      Quote from Korsar4
      An interesting story about 18 burial mounds.

      The film is based on Britain and the USA.
      It's called "Excavations".
  4. +6
    2 January 2026 07: 37
    Something came to mind: "If only we'd brought a hat! Who's the associate professor? A crook. There are many crooks, but only one hat. They would have reduced our sentence for the helmet."
  5. +5
    2 January 2026 09: 04
    Taking this opportunity, Happy New Year to everyone!
    And on topic, thank you very much, it’s very interesting and, as always, we look forward to the continuation!

    "pot helmet" appeared, and it looked more like an inverted bucket

    I've always wondered how often this helmet was hit, as was the case with many other later Western European helmets... I mean, a conical helmet, for example, doesn't allow for a direct hit, but here, everything that falls is "yours"...
    1. +5
      2 January 2026 09: 15
      and here everything that fell is all "yours"

      Knightly helmets of the late Middle Ages are indicative in this regard.
      For example, a toad's head. A view is only possible in a tournament duel on horseback. In other situations, it's all over; even a quick reset won't work (everything is screwed on).
      tongue
      1. +5
        2 January 2026 09: 49
        "Visibility is only possible in a mounted tournament. In other situations, it's a lost cause." It wasn't intended for "other situations." And the combat armor was perfectly functional.
        1. +2
          2 January 2026 10: 28
          And the combat armor was quite functional.

          Those who were wealthier could afford specialized armor for themselves and their faithful horse, while those who were poorer could afford universal armor. As in the classic "with a flick of the wrist." Some armor consisted of three or four sets: for mounted combat, for foot combat, tournament armor, and parallel armor.
          1. +2
            2 January 2026 11: 01
            That's all true, except I've never heard of combat armor for foot combat. Combat armor was combat armor. But tournament armor, indeed, existed, specialized for foot combat. As for ceremonial armor, it was so expensive and appeared so late that it can be considered more of a prestigious, expensive garment than armor in its original sense.
            1. +2
              2 January 2026 12: 52
              The combat attire for infantry included an open helmet, a large shield, different pauldrons, knee pads, and sabatons. The cuirass's skirt and shield hook attachment were removed, along with other minor details.
              1. +2
                2 January 2026 13: 05
                The set for foot duels assumed
                It depends on the type of fight. A tournament fight is one thing, a court fight is another.
                Hello, Vlad!
              2. 0
                2 January 2026 15: 58
                Thanks, I know, I have Behaim.
      2. +3
        2 January 2026 10: 15
        Quote: Kote pane Kohanka
        Knightly helmets of the late Middle Ages are indicative in this regard.

        That's what I meant, there's clearly some "theatricality"... but if you go "lower," it's not much better. The same landsknechts (who just started appearing) have a spear, a sword, and a helmet - that's all they have, but the convenience and effectiveness of this "pot with squiggles" seems questionable to me personally.
    2. +7
      2 January 2026 09: 53
      I've always been interested in how often this helmet was hit, as was the case with many other later Western European forms...
      Yeah, I'm sure I got hit a lot. As someone who's clearly passionate about hockey, I can confidently say that skaters don't get hit as often as goalies. According to some reports, Gerry Cheevers started getting scars on his mask after being hit by pucks. Whether this is true or just a myth is up to everyone to decide. laughing Happy New Year!
      1. +3
        2 January 2026 10: 23
        Quote: ArchiPhil
        Yes, I'm sure it happened quite often.

        Actually, the question was rather rhetorical... I also think that "often", but then it is difficult to explain such an "oak" form except by the "cheapness" of production, but there were also wealthy "bucket carriers" who were able to pay for "efficiency"

        Quote: ArchiPhil
        passionate about hockey

        Likewise, if I watch any match, it's hockey.

        Quote: ArchiPhil
        Happy New Year!

        Thank you! And you too!
        1. +6
          2 January 2026 10: 28
          Likewise, if I watch any match, it's hockey.
          I've had this since childhood. Super Series - 72!!! Favorite player? Well, it's not hard to guess who it is. laughing And with the clubs, it's all simple. CSKA and Boston, though, weren't exactly impressive last year. The new year? Hopefully! good
          1. +5
            2 January 2026 10: 40
            Quote: ArchiPhil
            I've had this since childhood.

            I didn't get far either... "I remember it like it was yesterday"@, I just finished assembling the VL-100 electronics that was given to me, I put it on my stomach and watched without stopping as our team took away the Canadian Cup :)
            1. +4
              2 January 2026 10: 48
              They even took the Canada Cup away back then :)
              81st? KLM? 8-1 in the final with Canada and, of course, the death of the great Kharlamov? It's all in that, yes! hi
      2. +3
        2 January 2026 11: 40
        Gerry Chivers

        Everyone knows their own thing, but each person knows their own!
        Honestly, I was delighted. good )))
        1. +4
          2 January 2026 11: 41
          Honestly, I was delighted. Good )))
          You, my precious, have not seen Terry Sawchuk's face! bullyAnd? Yes! I really love hockey!
          1. +3
            2 January 2026 11: 54
            And? Yes! I really love hockey!

            Your tenacity in passion is astounding! But I turned out to be flighty. I don't even turn on the TV for hockey, and yet how I once rooted for CSKA, how I rooted for it! And for the USSR national team? That's an understatement! I was simply dying. But the burden of recent years has killed it all.
            1. +2
              2 January 2026 11: 57
              I don’t even turn on the TV for hockey, but I used to root for CSKA,
              Who, who is that person who is stopping you! *Name, sister! Name! *And I will tear him to shreds!
              She was just dying.
              Just give up on this, will you? Live and live! In a word? Abandon! bully
              1. +2
                2 January 2026 13: 08
                In a word? Stop it!

                Need a name?
                Don't put me on trial!
                With each passing day, the name of this manager tries not to even stick in my head, even though there's a void there where it could easily fit and constantly beg to be mentioned. But times are such that '37 is taking a rest.
                Let's not talk about the bad things
                wassat )))
                1. +2
                  2 January 2026 13: 13
                  Need a name?
                  Ernst, really? Kandelaki, what position should I stand in? Who needs to give it to? Oh, stop it, really?
                  1. +1
                    2 January 2026 13: 31
                    Ernst or something?


                    Yeah!... I can't stop laughing!
                    Don't do this again! wassat )))
                    1. +2
                      2 January 2026 14: 37
                      Yeah!... I can't stop laughing!
                      Don't do that again! Wassat )))
                      Reply
                      Quote
                      Oh, damn, I wish I could take that skirt! That would be nice, wouldn't it?
  6. +7
    2 January 2026 09: 12
    A bronze helmet with two long-legged horses, executed using the chasing technique with carved details; small engraved lions are on the cheekpieces. Height 24 cm. Found on the island of Crete. Late 5th century BC.

    This form of ancient Greek helmet, common in the 8th-6th centuries BC, is called Chalcidian, as it was distributed throughout the Mediterranean on ships from Chalcis, Corinth, and Samos. The helmet in Vyacheslav's photo with two long-legged horses is of Corinthian make. Frankly, I'm quite surprised that Caliber included this photo in its article. After all, the Metropolitan Museum also houses another, more famous Chalcidian helmet of Etruscan make—the so-called "Daedalus and Icarus," donated by the Norbert Schimmel Foundation, from the same large hoard of armor discovered in south-central Crete. Inscriptions on both helmets indicate that the armor was captured by the Cretans as war booty and donated to the Temple of Knossos.
    1. +4
      2 January 2026 09: 17
      The horse is amazing.

      It seems like the master worked on this helmet thoroughly and without fuss.

      It is from such images that our understanding of bygone eras is largely formed.
    2. +7
      2 January 2026 09: 19
      Daedalus and Icarus
      Chalcidian helmet "Daedalus and Icarus" Etruscan bronze. Late 7th century BC
      Dimensions: 9 1/16 x 7 5/16 x 10 1/4 inches (23 x 18.5 x 26 cm). Item number:
      1989.281.50
      Chalcidian helmet, Etruscan helmet - the so-called "Daedalus and Icarus" from the donation of the Norbert Schimmel Foundation, from the same large hoard of armor discovered in south-central Crete.
      The helmet depicts a pair of winged youths clutching intertwined snakes.
      Below them are two panthers with one common head.
      a photo Chalcidian helmet "Daedalus and Icarus". Etruscan. Bronze. Late 7th century BC
      Dimensions: 9 1/16 x 7 5/16 x 10 1/4 inches (23 x 18.5 x 26 cm)
      Some scholars believe the figures depicted are the legendary Cretan master Dadalos and his son Icarus. However, it is more likely that they are local demonic creatures.
      1. +5
        2 January 2026 10: 03
        Since the article is about Early European helmets, we cannot ignore the most common type of helmets of ancient Hellas - bronze pilos - the heirs of the ancient Achaean "ύλος", which remained almost without structural changes for many centuries.
        museum photos ancient Greek and Macedonian pylos from different eras
        1. +5
          2 January 2026 10: 11
          This is not an ancient Ukrainian helmet! Far from it. It's a bronze Spartan pilos helmet from the 4th century BC.
          Bronze helmet with a high composite conical crown, reinforced internally with fiberglass and epoxy resin. The short nape plate is clearly visible when viewed from the side. Long cheekpieces are attached with tubular hinges. The top of the headpiece is crowned with a "W"-shaped curved tube, which serves as a plume holder, attached to a vertical tubular holder. Overall height with cheekpieces is 470 mm. Weight: 1303 grams. Helmet from the Guttmann collection (Inv. No. AG 552 / H 190).
          Photo by Hermann Historica.
          1. +4
            2 January 2026 11: 06
            This is not an ancient Ukrainian helmet!
            Take down this photo immediately! God forbid the descendants of the ancient Ukrainians see this! winked
        2. +4
          2 January 2026 10: 27
          Quote: Richard
          Museum photos of ancient Greek and Macedonian pylons

          In fact, this is exactly what is depicted in the illustration from "Psychomachy"...
          1. +3
            2 January 2026 10: 36
            Why use Wikipedia's "psychomachy"? It's much easier to search your browser for "museum photos of ancient Greek pylos" images.
            1. +3
              2 January 2026 10: 45
              Quote: Richard
              Why use Wikipedia's "psychomachy"?

              I'm talking about the article and the illustration for it:

              Illustration depicting horsemen in chainmail and helmets with aventails. "Psychomachy," 10th century. British Library
        3. +3
          2 January 2026 11: 58
          Quote: Richard
          Museum photographs of ancient Greek and Macedonian pylons from different eras

          You've made a good point. But I couldn't find a "heavy" photo of the pilos, that's the problem.
      2. +3
        2 January 2026 10: 15
        Quote: Richard
        squeezing intertwined snakes.

        Snakes are the oldest known meme, meaning "immortality, rebirth." A snake sheds its skin, so it lives forever. So, it's an additional protection, and anyone has used it.
        1. +3
          2 January 2026 10: 38
          Snakes are the oldest known meme,
          What's interesting is that the vast majority instinctively, but treat them extremely negatively (myself included). laughing ) and nevertheless...they used it, and they still use it. Nonsense? I don't think so, more likely a factor of intimidation for *opponents*! bully
          1. +4
            2 January 2026 10: 51
            Quote: ArchiPhil
            and yet...they used and are still using

            The snake was "invented" as a symbol of immortality and rebirth in Africa, over 50 years ago, and then spread throughout the world. Yuri Berezkin established this based on the myths of all peoples. I checked the images—it all matches. Now this meme is widely known as a symbol of medicine. There are other snakes, of course, but they are usually snakes—creatures that the Almighty has splayed out.
            1. +3
              2 January 2026 10: 54
              spread his legs.
              And yet, yet, yet. They are terribly disgusting, purely aesthetically. hi
              1. +4
                2 January 2026 12: 01
                It's terribly disgusting how disgusting they are, purely aesthetically.

                Come visit us on vacation. In Pyatigorsk, there's a famous food blogger, "Georgiy Kavkaz," who loves exotic shashlik.
                1. +2
                  3 January 2026 07: 54
                  Come and visit us on vacation.
                  Hi Dim! I'm not sure this will work out, I'm planning on applying for a pension and doing another renovation!!! Phew, but it has to be done!
                  lover of exotic kebabs.
                  I somehow like pork! With a slight hint of fat! drinks
                  1. +2
                    3 January 2026 08: 22
                    We also prefer pork. But we didn't make it this time—there weren't many people there, just Tanya, me, and our grandchildren: old and young—my daughter celebrated with her group, and my eldest and his wife just dropped off the kids and went home to Pyatigorsk to celebrate. It was the first time we'd celebrated New Year's without a family gathering.
                    1. +3
                      3 January 2026 08: 57
                      For the first time, New Year's celebrations took place without family gatherings.
                      Alas, but? Same story! The eldest didn't want to fly from Germany, the youngest decided... like, it was a long way. Ha! From Chertanovo to Biryulevo. They're not mobile at all!!! Oh well, we spent time with sweet Lyuda and, of course, with Filya!!!
            2. +3
              2 January 2026 11: 47
              Snakes are creatures that the Almighty has spread out.

              The indigenous female population of Kamchatka - the Koryaks - will disagree with you. wink laughing
              1. +2
                2 January 2026 12: 03
                Quote: Richard
                The Koryaks will disagree with you

                They won't understand, there are no snakes in Kamchatka.
                1. +3
                  2 January 2026 12: 07
                  But there are Koryaks who are very respectful and jealous of their name. Yes
                  1. +1
                    2 January 2026 17: 31
                    If there were snakes, they would have had it worse. In Africa, when a person dies, a snake crawls out of his spine and crawls to the pond where women go for water, in order to directly enter the woman, in order to be reborn.
            3. +4
              2 January 2026 11: 52
              "invented" the snake as a symbol
              Returning to my beloved hockey, what about airbrushing goalie masks? The exception? Harry Simons in the 1970s, and the club was pretty mediocre. It's like California. laughing
              1. +3
                2 January 2026 11: 59
                Quote: ArchiPhil
                What? It's very, very unpopular in airbrushing goalkeeper masks. The exception? Harry Simons in the 1970s, and the club was pretty insignificant.

                Nowadays, ancient memes are often used thoughtlessly, giving them other meanings. This was certainly true in the seventies, when the snake, as the most ancient meme, had not yet been discovered.
                1. +2
                  2 January 2026 12: 01
                  , in the seventies for sure, then the snake as the most ancient meme had not yet been discovered.
                  Not at all, not at all! Cats were quite popular! Take my word for it, but there are photos too!
                  1. +2
                    2 January 2026 12: 05
                    There are a lot of ancient memes about cats, but I haven't looked into it, but it looks like they're very diverse.
                    1. +3
                      2 January 2026 12: 07
                      There are a lot of ancient stories about cats.
                      It's simple. It's extremely simple. We love them (personally, I just adore them!!!). That's where the sympathy for *fluffy* things comes from, no?
              2. +2
                2 January 2026 12: 12
                Snakes aren't popular in hockey. The exception? Harry Simons in the 1970s, and the club was pretty mediocre.

                Why the exception? Even today, the KHL still has "snake fans."
                1. +3
                  2 January 2026 12: 16
                  there is in the KHL
                  Please don't confuse the St. Petersburg, hmmm, dragons, with real Russian clubs!!! laughingIt's a joke, really.
                  1. +2
                    2 January 2026 12: 20
                    Why St. Petersburg? A Vladivostok team. Or do Muscovites think that's far beyond the Moscow Ring Road and not Russia? feel Yes
                    1. +3
                      2 January 2026 12: 25
                      Vladivostok team.
                      This was a one-time event!!!! This won't happen again.
                      Or is it not Russia anymore, according to Muscovites?
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                      Oh, why is that???
          2. +4
            2 January 2026 12: 01
            Quote: ArchiPhil
            me too

            As a student, I used to catch grass snakes on an archaeological expedition and tie them in my tie. I scared the crap out of our teacher and a few girls. The screams were...
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              2 January 2026 12: 04
              There was a squeal...
              Yes, I still simply hate these... snakes! Not to the point of screeching, of course, but? Eww! Happy New Year, dear Vyacheslav Olegovich! All the best to you, dear AUTHOR! hi
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                2 January 2026 12: 04
                Quote: ArchiPhil
                Phew!

                Well, thank you! And to you too... may all your favorite teams win!!!
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                  2 January 2026 12: 19
                  ! And to you... may all your favorite teams win!!!
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                  I have serious doubts about Boston, but CSKA has been showing good results lately, so there's hope. Overall? Thank you!!! hi
              2. +4
                2 January 2026 12: 17
                Yes, I still simply hate these...snakes!
                "Come closer, Bandar-logs!" (C) laughing
                Hello, Sergey!
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                  2 January 2026 12: 21
                  Hello, Sergey!
                  Anton! My respects! I hate snakes and lizards and other such... slimy things. I love those who wear... wool! wink
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                    2 January 2026 12: 45
                    Quote: ArchiPhil
                    I love those who wear... wool!

                    Especially cats, silky to the touch!
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              2 January 2026 12: 10
              I need to gather my courage and write an article about the most ancient meme - the snake, as I learned from Yuri Berezkin, who established this from the oral traditions of all peoples, and began collecting images from all times and peoples - everything matches up, there are, in fact, other snakes.
            3. +4
              2 January 2026 12: 42
              I caught grass snakes and tied them into a tie

              Caliber, as a maker of homemade Christmas decorations, here's a note for you:
              Last New Year's, my granddaughter gave me a snake made from an old tie. We learned about it in our shop class at school.
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              2 January 2026 15: 44
              I caught grass snakes and tied them into a tie.

              This is called cruelty to animals - Article 245 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. Moreover, with aggravating circumstances -
              d) with a public demonstration


              shall be punishable by a fine in the amount of one hundred thousand to three hundred thousand rubles, or in the amount of the wages or other income of the convicted person for a period of one to two years, or by correctional labor for a term of up to two years, or by forced labor for a term of up to five years, or by imprisonment for a term of three to five years
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                2 January 2026 15: 47
                Quote: Nikname2025
                Criminal Code of the Russian Federation Article 245.

                During the Soviet era in 1972, this law didn't exist. Incidentally, the snakes remained alive, wriggling and hissing amusingly...
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                  2 January 2026 15: 55
                  During the Soviet era in 1972, this law did not exist.

                  There was the "Moral Code of the Builder of Communism," which, albeit implicitly, implied general humanity, responsibility, and respect for life. I won't even mention the Bible; it wasn't held in high esteem back then.
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                2 January 2026 16: 17
                — Dude, why are you always spoiling animals?! Evon!
                — Here we go — we're flying a kite! Buy one to amuse Mommy? I'll give it to you for a jacket. With pockets, of course!
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                  2 January 2026 16: 20
                  Not long ago, Boris Viktorovich Shergin lived on Rozhdestvensky Boulevard in Moscow. White-bearded, wearing an old blue suit, he sat on his iron bed, lighting a Sever cigarette and kindly asking his guest:
                  ― Where do you work? How do you live? What places have you visited?
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                    2 January 2026 16: 27
                    An amazing language. It seems like nothing special.
                    But it’s native, it’s ours.

                    And in that same cartoon - so much is intertwined. And what voices the actors have!
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                      2 January 2026 16: 29
                      The one you love, the one you think about, the one you follow with the eyes of your mind...
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                        2 January 2026 17: 19
                        And I admire you alone
                        And you don't know yourself
                        That beauty will overshadow any
                        Beauty queen.
                        And I'm coming to meet you,
                        And I bring you flowers,
                        As the only one in the world
                        To the beauty queen
    3. +4
      2 January 2026 09: 51
      Quote: Richard
      why exactly

      I liked the horse!
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        2 January 2026 09: 52
        I liked the horse!

        The horse is gorgeous
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          2 January 2026 11: 23
          The horse is gorgeous
          Are there people who don't like horses? Spam fans aside? laughing Purely hypothetically? hi Dima! Happy New Year! I wish you all the best in the coming year! good
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    2 January 2026 09: 12
    Thick fur hats woven from hat twigs, including basket-shaped ones, were used as head protection.
    and in the 21st century, saucepans were also used - by a special breed of saucepan-headed people... lol

    Byzantine helmets are interesting - a developed civilization...

    Happy New Year to Vyacheslav Olegovich! hi
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      2 January 2026 10: 21
      And in the 21st century, saucepans were also used - by a special breed of saucepanheads... lol
      Helmets were banned. If you remember back to 2014. laughing But surely we too can recall Ampilov’s *march of empty pots*? bully
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        2 January 2026 12: 02
        Quote: ArchiPhil
        But we too can recall Ampilov's *march of empty pots*

        It's normal to have pots in your hands.

        And on the head is the state of the soul.

        Greetings, Sergey!
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          2 January 2026 12: 05
          pans

          It's normal to have pots in your hands.
          Andrey!!!! Well, are you going to tell me that this is karma? Oh, come on, really?!
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            2 January 2026 12: 08
            Quote: ArchiPhil
            You're going to tell me it's karma, right? Stop it.

            I will not say.

            We need to stop, otherwise VOS will get angry for the non-core comments...
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              2 January 2026 12: 11
              VOSH
              I'm sure he won't get angry. He always loves discussions. You know, right? And what's so great about him? The fact that he takes part in them. No. He won't get angry.
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            2 January 2026 12: 57
            Olgovich (Andrey): It's normal to have pots in your hands.
            ArchPhil: (Phil7): Andrey!!!! Well, you will also tell me that this is karma, no?

            It's fate, Seryozha. It's the hard lot of most husbands on New Year's Eve. request
            On December 30th, he was sent by his daughter and wife to "pot-and-kitchen duty": he prepared jellied meat and boiled beets, potatoes, carrots, and eggs for the ladies to assemble holiday salads.
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              2 January 2026 13: 05
              On December 30th, he was sent by his daughter and wife to "pot-and-kitchen duty": he prepared jellied meat and boiled beets, potatoes, carrots, and eggs for the ladies to assemble holiday salads.
              Everything was very simple. There were no salads, there was red caviar, crabs, spare ribs, potatoes, champagne, cognac.
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      2 January 2026 11: 10
      Quote: Olgovich
      and in the 21st century, saucepans were also used - by a special breed of saucepan-headed people...
      Such? laughing
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        2 January 2026 11: 28
        Like this? laughing
        Similar, but in our country. It's probably a *thing*. This is 93. Is society lagging behind in development? laughing
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          2 January 2026 12: 05
          Quote: ArchiPhil
          Similar, but here we have them. It's probably a *thing*. This is the 93rd.

          I didn't know, I didn't know... But there's only one of her?!
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            2 January 2026 12: 13
            But there is only one of her?!
            She's far from alone, there were many like her. Just? A type! A sign of the times.
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          2 January 2026 16: 21
          Quote: ArchiPhil
          This is probably a *gimmick*. This is the 93rd.

          Gene Sharp, the "father of color revolutions," worked on such "tricks" back in 1973 (It is believed that the American political scientist Gene Sharp was the first to systematize the theory of nonviolent resistance in his 1973 book, "The Politics of Nonviolent Action" [5])
          Another thing is that we didn’t arm the pot-carriers with truncheons, which were sticking out of every backpack on the Maidan.
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      2 January 2026 12: 48
      a special breed of potheads...
      This breed is called Olgovichi.
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        2 January 2026 13: 54
        Bravo...
        Quote: Nikname2025
        a special breed of potheads...
        This breed is called Olgovichi

        Bravo!
        I was not mistaken about you..Yes lol
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          3 January 2026 07: 47
          I wasn't wrong about you...yes lol
          Andrey! You get a plus! laughing
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        2 January 2026 16: 24
        This breed is called Olgovichi[quote][/quote] and it is not worth it!
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        2 January 2026 16: 27
        a special breed of potheads
        Enough, huh?
      4. +5
        2 January 2026 16: 32
        VikNik, stop it!!! Honestly, it doesn't suit you!!! Believe me.
      5. +4
        2 January 2026 17: 00
        and the breed is called Olgovichi
        Enough, huh?
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  8. +5
    2 January 2026 09: 55
    The "Boar Helmet" is possibly a relic of bronze, when helmets were literally made from boar tusks, and the boar was supposed to protect its head. There are bronze helmets with imitation boar tusks.
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      2 January 2026 09: 59
      Quote: Andobor
      with imitation boar tusks.

      I am currently working on a book at AST called "Wars and Warriors of the Bronze Age." It will contain many photographs of similar helmets and their reconstructions.
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        2 January 2026 10: 07
        There are some theories that "bone armor," a form born from ancient bone technology, survived into modern times in Asia, not only in places lacking technology, like the Chukchi, but also in places where technology was in order, like China and Japan. But not in Europe, although the memory was evidently preserved. Nothing against the boar, but the boar protects the head.
        In Asia there was continuity, but in Europe, during the Dark Ages, everything changed. Something like that.
      2. +1
        3 January 2026 07: 50
        reconstructions
        Vyacheslav Olegovich, good morning! Happy New Year, of course! It's a bit unexpected, isn't it? Could you write simply and objectively, but about hockey? About street hockey? I'm sure many will enjoy this article! hi
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          3 January 2026 17: 45
          Quote: ArchiPhil
          About street food? I'm sure many will enjoy this article!

          Good evening! I'd be all for it, but I'm not being a faggot about it. We didn't play hockey as kids—where could we play in the snowy yard? The school rink is far away. There are five of us boys... You can't play outside...
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    2 January 2026 10: 05
    Why did the author omit the helmet from York? Chronologically, it should come after Sutton Hoo.
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      2 January 2026 12: 03
      Quote: Ivan Ivanych Ivanov
      missed the helmet from York?

      Ivan, there's still a lot missing. But the article is already long enough. I'm not a fan of 26-character articles. Something has to give...
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        3 January 2026 16: 54
        Ivan, there is still a lot missing there.

        This is bad. Writing about the Wendel helmets and not mentioning the Coppergate helmet is like writing a history of World War II and not mentioning the storming of Berlin.
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          3 January 2026 17: 46
          Quote: Ivan Ivanych Ivanov
          This is bad.

          Well, I'll try to take your comment into account in the future. I had a series of articles here called "The Most Expensive Helmets." I think it was about this...
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    2 January 2026 12: 07
    So the first helmets of the warriors of the barbarian kingdoms of the 5th–6th centuries were very simple.
    There were no simple helmets; a helmet was always a complex and expensive product.
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    2 January 2026 12: 44
    Quote: Richard
    from an old tie

    Great!
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    2 January 2026 13: 01
    The deterioration of weapon quality, including protective equipment, began as early as the Roman era. Around the time of Gaius Marius, when weapons began to be issued by the state and large quantities of weapons were manufactured to order, this immediately led to various abuses in fulfilling state orders. Before this, every Roman brought his own weapon, since his life and health depended on the quality of his weapon, and the warrior himself had a vested interest in its quality. But when state orders began, manufacturers had a deep disregard for quality. Of course, the state tried to control production, but corruption existed even before that.
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    3 January 2026 08: 29
    "Most helmets are longer than they are wide, meaning they were made for dolichocephals..."

    Why is such a conclusion?
    And in the 19th century they wore top hats.
    Does this mean that all their carriers were dolichocephalic?
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    3 January 2026 21: 10
    Quote: Alex013
    And Happy New Year!

    You too! The sequel is already ready...