Zaluzhny: Ukraine needs an analogue of the Oreshnik, and also needs to go into space

Ukraine's Ambassador to London, Valeriy Zaluzhny, commented on the military-technical aspects of the war against Russia. The former commander-in-chief of the Ukrainian Armed Forces stated that Ukraine is lagging behind Russia technologically and that to compensate for this, "Ukraine needs to enter space."

Zaluzhny:

We need to develop our own space forces. To do this, we need to go into space and implement space programs.

The Ukrainian Ambassador to Britain also announced that Ukraine needs to work on creating its own analogue of the Russian Oreshnik so that “even without the presence of a nuclear weapons "significant damage could be caused."

Zaluzhny:

But if it is not possible to create such an analogue, it is necessary to create a system that would allow us to track the launches of such missilesSo that we can calculate the trajectory and determine the area of ​​impact.

Then Zaluzhny, as they say, got carried away...

The former commander-in-chief of the Ukrainian Armed Forces announced that one of the steps toward Ukraine's space development should be the creation of a Ukrainian equivalent of the Starlink satellite communications system. In Ukraine, there are concerns that Elon Musk might cut off service to this system for Ukrainian troops. Musk has previously spoken about this, but has not yet decided to implement it. For now, he has stopped paying for Starlink's operation out of his own pocket for Ukraine. The Pentagon, and (partially) the Polish government, are funding this.

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[Andrey K]

Zaluzhny: Ukraine needs an analogue of the Oreshnik, and also needs to go into space

All that's left is to take the pot off the jug from Zaluzhny and his ilk, and... the abyss of the universe, the cosmos, will open up...

Zaluzhny: We need to develop our own space forces.

After his concussion, Zaluzhny practically became a cosmonaut, or rather, a cosmic (censored) bell...

[Nexcom]

...Kakely in space is the end of the universe. The aliens will be forced to learn the state language, and they will start looking for Muscovites among them...

[Eugene 62]

Kakely in space - the end of the Universe.

Actually, the first Ukrainian cosmonaut flew into space back in 1968. It was Georgy Timofeevich Beregovoy. But in Ukraine, they don't count that. They're decommunizing. Space was also decommunized along with the first cosmonaut. He didn't wear harem pants and didn't speak capelin.

[andrewkor]

Georgy Timofeevich Beregovoy: "Angle of Attack" is one of my most respected books!

[Alexey Alekseev_5]

Even today, there are Ukrainian cosmonauts. Alexey Zubritsky, a native of Zaporizhzhia, abandoned Banderaism and joined the Russian Aerospace Forces. Now a cosmonaut, he orbits the Earth.

[Eugene 62]

Zubritsky Alexey. Native of Zaporizhzhia.

According to our constitution, Zaporizhzhia is Russia!

[Alexey Alekseev_5]

Well, actually, in March 2014, when Zubritsky went over to Russia's side, Zaporizhzhia was not yet part of Russia.

[solar]

In fact, the first Ukrainian cosmonaut flew into space back in 1968.

Popovich flew in 1962.

[Eugene 62]

Popovich flew in 1962.

No. Popovich was born in Crimea. And Crimea, before its treacherous transfer to the Ukrainian SSR, was a bald, corn-covered Russian region.

[solar]

Popovich was born in Uzin in the Kyiv region, in the Bila Tserkva area.
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Попович,_Павел_Романович

[Nexcom]

The Poles are in the same boat. Their first cosmonaut, Hermaszewski, is not held in high esteem.
Why? Because those damned Muscovites took him to space. Now, if only his American brothers had given him a ride on the Space Shuttle, that would have been great...

zy yes, even if they only let me wipe the windows and pump up the tires on the Shuttle...

[Netl]

Quote: Nexcom

Kakely in space - damn

Words don't matter, IMHO.
What matters is that Zaluzhny's rating is higher than Zelensky's and that Zaluzhny generally says things that are not within the competence of an ordinary ambassador.

It looks a lot like preparations for the presidential election campaign.

[Nexcom]

...first a nakot, then a concussion... that's a trend... and who's next? An autistic schizophrenic????

[Netl]

Quote: Nexcom

and who's next?

It would be better if no one.
General.

[Nexcom]

..it would be better not to be anywhere.
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[Netl]

Quote: Nexcom

Nowhere

Well, it is interconnected.

[Azimutt]

A cocaine clown would be better.

[Arthur Grudinin]

All that remains is to disconnect Zaluzhny from life support, along with Zelensky.

[Apis1962]

It's enough to cut off the supply of coke and the schizophrenia will subside.

[Alex_12]

Quote: Andrey K

the abyss of the universe, space... will open up.

Einstein said it more simply.
There are two infinities: the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the first, though.

[Joker62]

Quote: Alexey_12

Quote: Andrey K

the abyss of the universe, space... will open up.

Einstein said it more simply.
There are two infinities: the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the first, though.

The universe is finite, but space is infinite.

[Alex_12]

Quote: Joker62

and space is endless.

Don't say that. It's a matter of definition. If you ask someone in the astrophysics department, they'll say the universe is divided into two parts: the visible part (where light can still reach from us due to expansion), and the invisible part, implying everything there is—the universe. There's no such thing as "space" in Cosmology, despite the fact that they have the same root.
There is a universe, a vacuum and 3 types of matter and energy (ordinary - baryon/neutrino and dark matter, dark energy is essentially vacuum energy).

Quote: Joker62

and space is endless.

[Bumblebee_3]

Alexey, there is another infinite quantity: human greed!

[Alex_12]

What greed these days - Einstein, alas, lived to see it. But I agree.

[Major Yurik]

Nothing changes, the fool gets rich with his thoughts, let's be gentlemen, hang the Muscovite and other khokhlobred in any heads of the Bandar-logs..... This pig-pot is no exception!

[Fedor 5755]

Zalunny's ravings immediately reminded me of Ilf's New Vasyuki and intergalactic chess tournaments.

[Nexcom]

Isn't it just nonsense that Ksyusha interviewed Lyusien Arestovich and sang to her about it, and now she's posting it? Whose roof has the most slate sliding off?

[Wratch]

There's no lard on the moon... What space? Britain is bad for the immature Ukrainian brains.

[Lemon]

So there's no lard of their own in the 404. And anyway, what do the forelocks have left of their own? "Hazelnut" is about to create...)))

[Alex777]

The fool is dreaming. They don't need to go into space, they need to get out.

[mikh-korsakov]

I don't understand what the problem is. A propeller to the ass, and you're already there, in space. Don't forget to take a lady with you into space, a specialist in banishing the Muscovite language from everywhere. Space is literally littered with Russians; they've become brazen there and speak exclusively in that damned language.

[balabol]

It's strange that Zaluzhny didn't mention the "Death Star".

[Nexcom]

..about Zvezda - that's the next stage. It's too early yet....

[esl462]

Stop, Valera needs to get out...

[Mouse]

"Ukraine needs to go into space."

Put him on a barrel of gunpowder and let him fly...

[carpenter]

Then Zaluzhny, as they say, got carried away...

And this one is even more stupid than Zelensky.

[Nexcom]

So he's just shell-shocked...

[carpenter]

Quote: Nexcom

So he's just shell-shocked...

One is a drug addict, another is shell-shocked, and a couple of them are just a "goose and a girth."

[Nexcom]

...so there are no other hero guys. What's left...

[carpenter]

Quote: Nexcom

So there are no other hero guys left.

That's right, everyone goes into the forest, some for firewood.

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

❝ We need to develop our own space forces. To do this, you need to go into space. ❞ —

- Well then, let's go! ...

[Igor Belobrov]

First of all, you need to stop grabbing with your mouth and ass. Then maybe you'll get out somewhere.

[megadeth]

We need to develop our own space forces. To do this, we need to go into space and implement space programs.

You can, of course, laugh at this survivor, but this bastard (a student of our NHSh Gerasimov) speaks the truth. Well, to them (the Ukrainians, the Sumerians) ), and we, Russia, don't need to forget about orbital weapons (America, America..., and the small fry)...IMHO

[HAM]

The Ukrainian "LYBID" seems to have reached space under its own power...

[Zamkadysh]

That "Lybed" in Russia "requested political asylum." In Zheleznogorsk, near Krasnoyarsk, it's undergoing perpetual "preparation for integration with the launch vehicle."

[Nexcom]

Lybid hasn't responded for a long time (and almost immediately)—he's supposedly sleeping and recharging, like the kakels used to say. And then they forgot about him, and there was silence...

PS Then they will say - so the Muscovites stole the oaths from orbit... The secret powers stole the technologies...

[Zamkadysh]

The launch of the satellite has been postponed several times since 2011 due to various problems and has not yet taken place [Savchenko, Gleb. It’s like 10 years to launch a satellite for $300 million and not launch it. Instructions from Ukraine (Ukrainian). BBC News Ukrainian (October 22 2019).. Currently, the satellite is in storage in Russia at the ISS named after Academician M.F. Reshetnev[6].

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Лыбидь_(космический_аппарат)
Please note the publication date where the quote is taken. I personally saw it (this device) on one of the ISS slipways in 2013 or 2014, when I was lucky enough to get a tour there.

[Last centurion]

The only place he can go out and fly is through the window.

[Nexcom]

It's been hanging out there as space debris for a long time now, if it hasn't already left orbit and burned up in the atmosphere...

[Salimi from Iran]

Does this mean they are planning to reunite with the Soviet Union?

[avdkrd]

The former commander-in-chief of the Ukrainian Armed Forces announced that one of the steps toward Ukraine's space development should be the creation of a Ukrainian equivalent of the Starlink satellite communications system.

Yes! And subsequently, the universe. The chess idea that transformed a provincial town into the capital of the globe will evolve into applied science and invent methods of interplanetary communication. Signals will fly from Vasyuki to Mars, Jupiter, and Neptune. Communication with Venus will become as easy as moving from Rybinsk to Yaroslavl. And then, who knows, maybe in eight years, the first interplanetary chess congress in the history of the universe will take place in Vasyuki.

[I dare to_notice_]

Zaluzhny: Ukraine needs an analogue of the Oreshnik, and also needs to go into space
And also!..
More than anything in the world, I love apple pie, handsome men, and the name Roland. (c)
Doctors!... We're losing him...

[fiv]

That's why they gave him that last name - he'd tin 400 liters of vodka in the morning and walk around tinned all day. And then there's the unusual, foreign booze.

[severok1979]

Valerik is simply laughing at Zelya and is sincerely glad that Syrok has already managed to screw up so much that few people even remember Valerik's disastrous summer offensive of 2023 and the loss of Avdiivka in early 2024)))

[Same lech]

How much gorilka does Zaluzhny need to drink to fly into space?

[Amateur]

And immediately after the X0XL's launch into space, organize an interplanetary chess tournament in Zhmerynka...
P.S. Although, in truth, they did have one "cosmonaut"—the blacksmith Vakula on the devil. Few people in modern Ukraine know about this, though. After all, his feat was described (a nightmare!) in RUSSIAN and by the RUSSIAN writer N.V. Gogol.

[Victor Yasny]

We need to send them more often, under the "experience exchange" program!
let them collect it little by little.
then they will draw the pronouncement on clay tablets.
We can also send people into space, one by one. Let me explore Mars, they need such "self-confident" people there.

[Pravodel]

Zaluzhny: Ukraine needs...

Well, yes. Ukraine must first and foremost cease to be State 404, catch all the Bandar-log leaders, put them in the dock, and then give each their just deserts.
After this, we will be able to say that Ukraine has returned... But now there is no Ukraine, but there is state 404, which, I hope, will finally come to an end!

[faterdom]

You have to go into space without a spacesuit.
His eyes popped out.

[Nexcom]

The kakelams aren't afraid. They'll just close their eyes tightly.

[Sergey Kirakosyan]

Why an analogue?
They've already been given one Hazelnut. They need more—just let them ask...

[Tagan]

Ukraine is lagging behind Russia technologically, and to compensate for this gap, "Ukraine needs to go into space."

That's for sure! Leave and don't come back. The whole team. I'm all for it.

[tralflot1832]

I don't see anything complicated about the "Nutcracker." It takes 36 anvils, accelerates them to hypersonic speed, and with some kind of magic, all of them go into a controlled dive—all the way to the nearest roof. After all, that same Zaluzhny didn't previously think the Nutcracker caused significant damage, it only pierced the roof.

[Ratmir_Ryazan]

Ukraine needs an analogue of the Oreshnik, and also needs to go into space.

Valera, roll your lip)).

Ukraine still needs an imperial cruiser and a million stormtroopers )).

[Alexander X]

You need to be healthy and rich, not poor and sick.
But we should “drink to the fact that desires coincide with possibilities” ©

[rocket757]

It went, it went... there are no limits to imagination, although... he is most likely delirious.

[Reptiloid]

And what about the Brits? Were they overjoyed and immediately gave a huge amount of money?

[rocket757]

Hi Dmitry
The impudent ones have enough problems of their own...
They can wave crumbs from the table, but for some, the Kukuevskys will have enough for their personal needs.

[Reptiloid]

Quote: rocket757

.....The impudent have enough of their own problems... They can even throw crumbs from the table, ..... .

Have a nice day! Victor The Britons are loving and able to shift their problems onto others. And now they're trying, just like before the previous world wars.

[rocket757]

And this time there is no one to shift the blame onto, specifically YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!!!
To incite, to encourage someone to commit nasty things against others... and for the impudent ones themselves, will at least something, at least somehow, become better???

[Reptiloid]

They're still trying to solve the problem at Russia's expense. But today's Englishwoman isn't what she used to be. She doesn't have the same colonies, the same wealth and power, only cunning.

[rocket757]

They are in for a big disappointment!
Everything in the world changes, but people remember who, how much and how it was.

[Reptiloid]

Quote: rocket757

.....people remember who, how much and how it was.

How can I say it? Now Aliyev is joining the pro-British project. And Pashinyan, too. But Türkiye began leaning on England much earlier.

[rocket757]

The fool doesn't need a knife
You'll tell him a bunch of lies... and then it's clear.
However, they could also have pinched something beloved, soft, and sensitive into the doorframe...
The lot of the small ones is to try to lean against the big, the strong... the choice is sometimes up to those small ones.

[Reptiloid]

The example of Ukraine and Georgia is right before our eyes. Not impressive.

[rocket757]

So who doesn't think of themselves as being smarter than everyone else and having caught luck by the tail!?

[a vacuum cleaner]

He's so lost in his dreams, apparently he has a lot of money, and that's how he created the illusion (and he doesn't live in Ukraine). That Ukraine has become rich, that it can even go into space. And "NUT" England is so rich, and it only has a few satellites. (The English general was babbling about this today.)

[yo yo]

The inquisitive minds of Ukrainian DIYers are bursting with thoughts like trash from a torn bag.

[Fitter65]

"Ukraine needs to go into space."

It would be better to leave, completely, even if not to deep space, like the USA, but at least to Germany or France, where they were told such cosmic prospects with salaries, pensions and benefits that even the apple trees blooming on Mars are just weeds.

[Dedok]

The former commander-in-chief of the Ukrainian Armed Forces suffered...

so, apparently, some strong vodka has arrived...

[Prisoner]

They constantly need something, and someone must give it to them. It's so Xoxlyat. Ask for Aladdin's magic lamp right away.

[isv000]

Zaluzhny: Ukraine needs an analogue of the Oreshnik, and also needs to go into space

This is for Musk, he will send it, following Tesla

[Zaurbek]

They had everything, and it’s good that they destroyed it.

[kill the fascist]

More lard, onion, and vodka, and off we go before we start plowing through space. Rumors circulated that Valerik was either injured in the head or in the penis, but it looks like it was his head. The spaceport should be called New Vasyuki.

[sdivt]

...we need to go into space. We need to implement space programs... we need to work on creating our own equivalent of the Russian "Oreshnik"

It would be good to understand whether these are Zaluzhny’s own thoughts, or whether he is simply relaying the thoughts of his curators?

[Nikolai Redko]

I would take Zaluzhny's words seriously. This "bird sings" from London's whispers. But what THEY mean is unclear. Question one: where does Zaluzhny intend to implement these plans? Apparently, Yuzhmash and the Pavlodar Mechanical Plant. Apparently, London wants Russia to finally and IRREVOCABLY destroy these factories. Apparently, these dogs understand that sooner or later Russia will reclaim both Dnipropetrovsk and Pavlograd.
Overall, Zaluzhny's initiative is just empty talk. The interesting thing is, they had it all. At least they had all the necessary skills and personnel, but their "lace panties" clouded their vision and everything went to waste.

[Neo-9947]

Quote: Nikolay Redko

and everything is simple...

So the West doesn't need competitors.
Russia was about to stick its nose in - accept it into your bourgeoisie... They said that it would only be used as a gas station, and all industry would be slaughtered.
It didn't work for us.
And Ukraine agreed to this arrangement.

[alexey sidykin]

There's no harm in dreaming... Even in its heyday, Ukraine couldn't make rockets anymore. Let alone now. 🤣

[Romanenko]

Here they are, the Mangalores from The Fifth Element, scary and they stink.
In general, I guessed that Zaluga was drinking and shooting up, but I didn’t think it had gone this far.

[Dmitry V. Shmykov]

Why an analogue if they can always get the original if they want it?

[NakedMan]

It could happen in space, like a hatch cover
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Операция_Plumbbob#Эксперимент_с_крышкой_люка

[Word]

I wanted hazelnuts with space, that's how the autumn exacerbation proceeds in the land of Pippi Longstocking.

[gridasov]

Space is science and innovation. Ukraine and science are, well, sort of... You can't build your own happiness with someone else's mind.

[snow mountain]

For want of Belka and Strelka, they'll send a pig from Poltava into space!

[I_Kov]

The stupid face with the heart looks cool

[Alex F._2]

Zaluzhny still wishes for the outskirts of the X-ray solarium... Whatever Ukrainian in power - that cannibal!

[Sergey Mitinsky]

No jokes about Ukrainians we can not
Meanwhile, Ukraine is home to production facilities related to advanced science, design thinking and technology.
As for their ability to produce such missiles, it's enough to remember that there is an enterprise there that produced strategic missiles carrying nuclear warheads, Yuzhmash in Dnepropetrovsk.
Does anyone doubt that they will be able to set up their production there?
Conclusion: the SVO must be carried through to the end. To a victorious conclusion, namely, to a result that would make it impossible for them to even imagine such production.

[Kolin]

The main thing is not to forget to build a Pig Star Destroyer.

[nik-mazur]

"Ukraine needs to go into space"

Without a spacesuit. How many problems that would solve.

[Lako]

They can fly into space, even tomorrow. Even without a rocket, just on coke.

[Hariton laptev]

And then Ostap got carried away. We need a spaceport, a rocket, and we'll be the first to colonize Mars. From Mars, we'll knock out a bunch of Russian spaceflights and provide a super Starlink. Take all the money from Musk and give it to us, and we'll win for sure, or we'll just scrounge up all that money and put it in our own pockets.

[Alexander]

Gogol's Manilov is a far cry from his predecessor! I have the impression that this... should be sent to a psychiatrist!

[bar]

And they also need a pill for greed. And more and more of it...

[gx200gx]

Send this clown into space without a spacesuit and let him catch hazelnuts as best he can.[media=http://]