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Do not go, uncle, to go for a walk in Turkey!

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Do not go, uncle, to go for a walk in Turkey!



Strange affair! Most recently, I wrote an article about the trip to Turkey of our Minister Lavrov. There was an unpleasant incident ... Well, everyone probably remembers. "Lavrov broke his hand" (though, as it turned out, he did not break, but only stretched). In the blogosphere, there were a lot of comments about the "regular drunkenness", "fighting with Erdogan", "knocking on the table" and even "carrying Putin in his arms." In general, there were many hypotheses. And all, to put it mildly, and funny, and impartial. Well, it’s not surprising, the blogosphere is the opposition’s patrimony. And today, I suddenly have a feeling of déjà vu.

Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili was hospitalized in Istanbul with a broken arm after falling off a bicycle, Georgian news agency Interpressnews reported 8 on April. No comments from his administration yet. According to the agency, the incident occurred on Sunday evening at one of the resorts in the province of Antalya.


The blogosphere is silent for now ... And I want to ask:
Saakashvili that was drunk? Or had a fight with Erdogan? Or did you carry a bicycle?

- Love for cycling should be based on appropriate sports training. And even in appearance it can be said that Saakashvili does not have this. Before you get behind the wheel, he should lose weight and pump up. And learn how to behave when falling, - 73-year-old Djumber Lezhava, who in Georgia is called "man-bike", told Izvestia.


The most interesting thing is that Turkey, in this regard, for the second time in six months falls into news... It seems dangerous for politicians to go there. Either Erdogan has alcohol, or Erdogan himself is too heavy ... I don’t know ... But honestly, laughter and nothing more!
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  1. ayyildiz
    ayyildiz April 9 2013 11: 09 New
    +7
    And where is Turkey? He fell and broke his arm! Nobody forced anyone to ride a bicycle!
    1. Yarbay
      Yarbay April 9 2013 11: 19 New
      +7
      Quote: ayyildiz
      And where is Turkey? He fell and broke his arm! Nobody forced anyone to ride a bicycle!

      Last year in Baku, he also broke his arm, but they did not write about it here)))))))))
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov April 9 2013 11: 28 New
        18
        Quote: Yarbay
        Last year in Baku, he also broke his arm, but they did not write about this here)))

        Well, his hands are growing out of his ass lol
        1. Yarbay
          Yarbay April 9 2013 11: 57 New
          +9
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Well, his hands are growing out of his ass

          It is evident with his hands he definitely has problems))) masturbation)))))))))))
          1. Jin
            Jin April 9 2013 15: 09 New
            +4
            Quote: Yarbay
            It is evident with his hands he definitely has problems))) masturbation)))))))))))


            Hi Alibek! Well, yes, it turns out to be with the hands, too, because the shrakhoshvilli has the main problem with his head of course ... such a serious problem)))
            1. Ascetic
              Ascetic April 10 2013 01: 30 New
              +2
              Quote: Jin
              Hi Alibek! Well, yes, it turns out to be with the hands, too, because the shrakhoshvilli has the main problem with his head of course ... such a serious problem)))


              The sick head does not give rest to hands
        2. domokl
          domokl April 9 2013 12: 07 New
          +4
          For some reason, I thought that our Russian company from Siberia had contracted to repair roads to Turkey ... laughing Nothing, cooperation is growing .. We will soon also send officials for an internship .. And then kirdyk to the Turks
          1. BARKAS
            BARKAS April 9 2013 14: 04 New
            0
            Quote: domokl
            We will soon also send officials for an internship .. And then the kirdyk to the Turks

            A similar thing in history was already to them then really a little kirdyk did not come. Remember Roksolana, she is Alexandra Anastasia Lisowska.
        3. Yura
          Yura April 9 2013 14: 47 New
          0
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Well, his hands are growing out of his ass

          Both for the first time I hear that the ass was right under my mouth. recourse
      2. svp67
        svp67 April 9 2013 11: 42 New
        +1
        Last year in Baku, he also broke his arm, but they did not write about it here)))))))))



        It was evident that in his infancy the nurse dropped her head down more than once, this was a logical explanation of his tendency to "injuries" and "gastronomic addictions"
        1. Romch
          Romch April 9 2013 12: 20 New
          +4
          It’s just that a tie was probably jammed with a chain, so I got it laughing
        2. Atlon
          April 9 2013 16: 29 New
          0
          Quote: svp67
          It is evident that in his infancy the nurse more than once dropped his head down

          Yes, what is the "nurse"? He has been eating Gastukes since birth! So, Turkey must have gone shopping tour to arrange. They say Turkish ties are very bad! laughing
      3. krasin
        krasin April 9 2013 19: 08 New
        0
        Lavrov broke his arm "(though, as it turned out later, he didn’t break it, but only extended it).
        So they and Saakashvili rode together ??! I sympathize with Lavrov and do not advise riding with Saakashvili — he is traumatic! tongue
      4. vilenich
        vilenich April 9 2013 21: 56 New
        +1
        Quote: Yarbay
        Last year in Baku, he also broke his arm

        Having eaten up ties, not only hands can be broken!
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov April 9 2013 11: 28 New
      +6
      Quote: ayyildiz
      And here is Turkey?

      Turkey has nothing to do with it, tomorrow Saka will speak and tell the whole world about the attempt of assassination attempt on him by the special services of Russia, the bike was spoiled by an agent of the Kremlin laughing
      Although I'm sorry. That he did not break his neck.
      1. ayyildiz
        ayyildiz April 9 2013 12: 59 New
        0
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Although I'm sorry. That he did not break his neck.

        I personally do not wish, no matter how all the same, he has children who need him
        1. serzhserzh86
          serzhserzh86 April 9 2013 14: 17 New
          +2
          But did he think in 2008 that Russian soldiers, Ossetians and Abkhazians also have children?
          even now he doesn’t think that he is proving a fall (he cannot even ride a bike humanly, let alone governing a country)
        2. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov April 9 2013 14: 40 New
          +3
          Quote: ayyildiz
          no matter how all the same, he has children who need him

          Tell his American friends about children, whom they destroy in thousands.
          1. ayyildiz
            ayyildiz April 9 2013 14: 55 New
            +3
            Unfortunately, Ameri always kill other people's children so that their lives live!

            I hope for this they will answer sooner or later!
        3. Jin
          Jin April 9 2013 15: 40 New
          +2
          Quote: ayyildiz
          I personally do not wish, no matter how all the same, he has children who need him


          Yes? And in Ossetia, this "poor thing" about those children thought a lot?
      2. Geokingxnumx
        Geokingxnumx April 9 2013 19: 28 New
        +1
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Turkey has nothing to do with it, tomorrow Saka will speak and tell the whole world about the attempt of assassination attempt on him by the special services of Russia, the bike was spoiled by an agent of the Kremlin
        Although I'm sorry. That he did not break his neck.

        do not worry about it!
    3. opkozak
      opkozak April 9 2013 11: 30 New
      +4
      "Slipped, fell, closed fracture, lost consciousness, woke up - a plaster ..."
      The Diamond Arm ...
      What did the presidents smuggle?
      1. BARKAS
        BARKAS April 9 2013 11: 37 New
        +2
        When recruiting Saakashvili in a search engine, a rather large list of articles and facts appears, however, the president is unstable in Georgia.
        1. kostella85
          kostella85 April 9 2013 12: 50 New
          +3
          Yeah, Sahak is no worse than our EBN, also from the bridge e ... ls, his 5 people got it !!! laughing FSB does not work otherwise !!! belay fellow
          1. serzhserzh86
            serzhserzh86 April 9 2013 14: 18 New
            +1
            laughing I can’t add anything else
      2. serzhserzh86
        serzhserzh86 April 9 2013 14: 17 New
        0
        he from the bandits for president signed up ... but the essence remained
    4. BARKAS
      BARKAS April 9 2013 20: 50 New
      0
      A video appeared on the network with the accident Saakashvili seems like the present.
      1. Geokingxnumx
        Geokingxnumx April 9 2013 22: 13 New
        0
        no it's not real) this guy or girl has long hair about the original video was downloaded already 2011 year
  2. Vanek
    Vanek April 9 2013 11: 09 New
    16
    I don’t know ... But, to be honest, laughter and nothing more!

    Nothing funny! I’m even sorry ... that I just broke my arm.
    1. smel
      smel April 9 2013 11: 13 New
      +8
      I’m even sorry ... that I just broke my arm.
      And if he had struck his head, the whole world would have seen that there was nothing there.
      1. Papakiko
        Papakiko April 9 2013 11: 30 New
        +3
        Quote: smel
        And if he had struck his head, the whole world would have seen that there was nothing there.

        Ties are folded there.
        - Love for cycling should be based on appropriate sports training. And even in appearance it can be said that Saakashvili does not have this. Before driving, he should have lost weight and pumped up.

        It "amused" me more. We went both and and and it turned out to you that a walk on a fox is a lesson for Bodybuilders. belay
  3. Trailer
    Trailer April 9 2013 11: 10 New
    -6
    Well, in general, not very funny. Yes, and in Russia such warnings can be attributed to:
    1. smel
      smel April 9 2013 11: 15 New
      +8
      about. Yes, and in Russia such warnings can be attributed to:
      It is necessary to fly to Russia with goodness, to come and come. It’s been said about the sword a long time ago, but when it’s with shit, this plot will be useful
    2. serzhserzh86
      serzhserzh86 April 9 2013 14: 20 New
      0
      Well, we finally can get all the border authorities on the plane crashed ... strange
  4. Atlon
    April 9 2013 11: 14 New
    +1
    According to updated data, Saakashvili broke his collarbone in three places ...
  5. zambo
    zambo April 9 2013 11: 15 New
    14
    After the incident with a broken arm, an unknown GRU officer was demoted for the unsuccessful outcome of the operation to eliminate Saakashvili. A successful outcome of the operation was planned for a broken neck ...
    1. Ghenxnumx
      Ghenxnumx April 9 2013 11: 45 New
      +3
      Quote: zamboy
      an unknown Russian GRU employee was demoted for unsuccessful outcome of the operation to eliminate Saakashvili.

      But the employee was instructed - when turning the steering wheel, only the front wheel should stop, and not both to successfully complete the task
  6. Krapovy32
    Krapovy32 April 9 2013 11: 16 New
    +6
    For a long time it was necessary to steal Mishiko as the Israelis of Eichmann and judge in Ossetia soldier
    1. krokodil25
      krokodil25 April 9 2013 11: 52 New
      +2
      Quote: Speckled32
      For a long time it was necessary to steal Mishiko as the Israelis of Eichmann and judge in Ossetia


      This deer could not even be stolen in 2008, they would have reached Tbilisi and shot under the law of wartime !!!
  7. Vtel
    Vtel April 9 2013 11: 20 New
    +4
    Correctly God punishes them. Turkey is a former Orthodox Byzantium. Alexander Uzhankov, professor, doctor of philological sciences: "The barbarian West was jealous of the prosperous, highly cultured Byzantium; that oligarchs and economic advisers from Western Europe played an important role in its fall; that the mercenary army was unable to protect even the capital of the empire; that the most devastating blow to The crusaders inflicted Constantinople in 1204, and the Catholic bishops who sent them urged them not to spare the “schismatics,” for their murder was “more than nothing.” So there will be a rest in occupied Byzantium ... “For the Son of Man comes in the glory of His Father with the Angels And he will reward them with his own according to his deeds "(Matt. 16, 27)
    1. ayyildiz
      ayyildiz April 9 2013 13: 08 New
      +1
      In Greece, 1760 mosques were turned into churches, for some reason everything is silent about this!
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov April 9 2013 14: 42 New
        +7
        Quote: ayyildiz
        In Greece, 1760 mosques turned into churches

        Did the Greeks ask them to build?
        1. ayyildiz
          ayyildiz April 9 2013 14: 52 New
          +2
          In your opinion, Turkey should also turn all the churches into mosques?

          Or again a double standard?
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov April 9 2013 15: 45 New
            +4
            The Greeks did not attack Turkey!
            1. ayyildiz
              ayyildiz April 9 2013 17: 10 New
              0
              If you argue how you are in Tatarstan, too, there should not be a church hi
              1. Alexander Romanov
                Alexander Romanov April 9 2013 17: 25 New
                +1
                Quote: ayyildiz
                If you argue how you are in Tatarstan, too, there should not be a church

                Yes, really, but I heard about the icon of the Kazan Mother of God7 So think then what you write
                1. ayyildiz
                  ayyildiz April 9 2013 21: 21 New
                  0
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  So think later what you write

                  I think don’t worry! I advise you too!
                  For your information, at the beginning of the last century, the Greeks attacked the Turks!
                  And in Cyprus, not a few Turks were killed!
                  And now they want to take money from you!

                  No matter how you think, Turkey will bring Russia much more benefit than Greece, it is a fact!
                  1. Olegovi4
                    Olegovi4 April 10 2013 01: 15 New
                    +2
                    About the Turks in Cyprus is too much. Nobody called them there.
  8. zao74
    zao74 April 9 2013 11: 21 New
    +1
    Yes, someone failed the operation ...
  9. Atlon
    April 9 2013 11: 22 New
    10
    "Vague doubts torment me ..." (C) Berezovsky died ... Thatcher died ... Saakashvili nearly turned his head ... I hope the list will be updated? good
  10. Vanek
    Vanek April 9 2013 11: 27 New
    +3
    And in the plaster smuggling.
    1. Atlon
      April 9 2013 11: 45 New
      +2
      Quote: Vanek
      And in the plaster smuggling.

      Probably there is new weapons for the Georgian "army". In a cast in the sense. Smuggling ... bully
      1. serzhserzh86
        serzhserzh86 April 9 2013 14: 23 New
        0
        yeah ... the gypsum arm system ... an analogue of the Jewish kumpol))
        1. Atlon
          April 9 2013 16: 35 New
          0
          Quote: serzhserzh86
          yeah ... the gypsum arm system ... an analogue of the Jewish kumpol))

          Gaidai’s film “Diamond Arm” consists of two parts: Actually, “Diamond Arm” or “Diamond, almost invisible”, and “Bone Leg”. Along the way, you need to remove the sequel: "Iron Kumpol" or "Pumpkin galvanized"
  11. Soldier
    Soldier April 9 2013 11: 32 New
    +3
    You give all officials for compulsory rest in Turkey. Only instead of bike rides, parachuting with ultra-small, without preparation. Serdyukov-the first flight.
  12. Wedmak
    Wedmak April 9 2013 11: 41 New
    +6
    This is an attempt on the leader of a young democracy !!!! Urgently convene the UN Security Council with the issuance of concerns and concerns about the rampant special services of the countries of the axis of evil !!! Saakashvili sent for treatment in the United States! US to send an aircraft carrier with a load of democracy off the coast of Turkey!
    Yes .. and do not forget in the yellow newspapers, blogs and just liberal media to announce that not only the special services of Russia, Belarus, the BRICS countries, but also aliens, inhabitants of the deep sea and astral entities participated in the assassination!
    voooot ... I'll find some more grass, maybe I’ll come up with something else ... laughing
  13. Hort
    Hort April 9 2013 12: 00 New
    0
    "I had a fight with Erdogan" - and what, normal annealing) I would like to look at this :)
    on the topic: well, broke and broke, business then. Not figs on Lisaped ride anywhere. It’s not worth the news to talk about her - a petty little human too.
  14. vladsolo56
    vladsolo56 April 9 2013 12: 08 New
    0
    It is a pity that Saakashvili broke his neck and that would be much more interesting.
  15. pepelacxp
    pepelacxp April 9 2013 14: 36 New
    +1
    there were not enough gastuk
    here I went for the supplement, I was in a hurry, I really wanted more smile
  16. Geokingxnumx
    Geokingxnumx April 9 2013 15: 21 New
    +3
    it’s really difficult to eat a tie and drives great bully
    They say that he crashed into the trailer!
    1. Thunderbolt
      Thunderbolt April 9 2013 15: 30 New
      0
      Somewhere I heard that He was sitting on cocaine. hi )
      1. Geokingxnumx
        Geokingxnumx April 9 2013 15: 44 New
        +2
        Quote: Thunderbolt
        Somewhere I heard that He was sitting on cocaine. )

        maybe life hi

        1. Yarbay
          Yarbay April 9 2013 22: 23 New
          +1
          In the first case it seems to have drunk, in the second video I can’t say for sure !!
    2. Atlon
      April 9 2013 16: 37 New
      +1
      Quote: GEOKING95
      They say that he crashed into the trailer!

      Trailer, I hope there were ties Then it’s clear ... Instinct overpowered the sense of self-preservation ... wassat
  17. Old skeptic
    Old skeptic April 9 2013 15: 52 New
    +1
    Piston plagiarist Mishiko. negative