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"Answer Russian bear"

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The popular Russian humor program Yesterday Live, shown by Channel One last Sunday, caused a scandal in Sweden. Some have decided that the Russians scoff at the Swedish army. However, the country's leadership enjoyed watching the video.


"Answer Russian bear"The parody of the commander-in-chief of the Swedish armed forces, Sverker Joranson, raised fears in the authoritative Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet. The initiative of the general, who spoke at the beginning of the year with the statement that the Swedish army would not last a week if Russia attacked, became a serious and acute political issue for the country, the newspaper writes.

The general made a statement on the eve of the annual national conference "People and Defense", which was attended by NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen. The conference discussed, in particular, the question of the entry of Sweden into NATO. However, Swedish Minister of Defense Karin Enstrom stressed that "the issue of NATO is not on the agenda of the Swedish government." Nevertheless, the debate began at the highest level. The general himself, who made so much noise, was sick right at the conference and until March 17 will be on sick leave.

And finally, Sweden waited for the “answer of the Russian bear,” notes Aftonbladet.

According to Aftonbladet, Channel One presented the Swedish army "frail, dressed in yellow-blue tights". Under the well-known composition of the ABA group Mamma Mia, a team that looks more like IKEA managers, is dancing against the background of Russian fighters. First, a figure appears in the foreground that tells about the Russian attack. Of course, the Aftonbladet retelling is very, very inaccurate. (A TV presenter appears in the video, who quotes the words of the commander-in-chief. Then the general’s exit follows.)

“Finnish defense is not enough to protect itself against the landing of 1000 military groups,” according to the newspaper, a figure representing Sverker Joranson sings. (In the video there are words: “It is unlikely that a shield from Finland will protect us if thousands of Airborne Troops fly in ... Russians walk on foot, it's even worse”.)

Taunts about the possibilities of the Swedish defense were broadcast throughout Russia, emphasizes Aftonbladet. (In the video: “They will conquer the country in a week in order to have time to rest on Friday ... A map of Sweden is about to be spread on the table, but, ironically, a table from IKEA.”)

“The comments of the commander-in-chief about the week are really ridiculous, considering that Russia reflected the invasion of Napoleon and Hitler in just a few months,” commented the Swedish expert on Russia Jakub Sviekiky (Jakub Swiecicki) from the Foreign Policy Institute (Utrikespolitiska institutet). From such incompetent comments it becomes a bit creepy. Why does Aftonbladet demonstrate absolute ignorance stories even in the framework of the classical school education?

At the end of the sketch, the “commander-in-chief” of Sweden declared that Sweden should renounce the policy of neutrality, “leave NATO” and enter into an alliance with Russia instead. (In the video, Russia hospitably welcomes the general.)

“The video is ridiculous,” Acting Commander of Sweden Jan Salestrand told the Svenska Dagbladet newspaper. - We are absolutely not going to contribute to depicting Russia as an enemy or enemy. In matters of self-defense, we behave as the situation in the world requires. No one can now predict which political force will dominate in seven, ten or twelve years. Local wars or attacks, for example, on Kuwait, quickly broke out and taught us to think about the future.

Even the Swedish Minister of Defense, Karin Enstrom, figured in this rather long four-minute view. And ridicule sounded about the fact that she is a woman, writes Aftonbladet.

“Our potential is weak and our defense minister is wearing a skirt,” says Sverker Joranson, not appealing. (In the video: "Our potential is fragile, and the Minister of Defense is in a skirt.")

Karin Enström told Aftonbladet newspaper that she had watched this video and considered “such freedom of speech remarkable, especially for Russia.”

The translator of the video into English, Georgos Charalampidis, was forced to turn to the Swedish audience in the comments to the Aftonbladet article. He stressed that the creators of the acclaimed video clip did not even have in thoughts to scoff at the Swedish army and the defenses of the kingdom. The Russians joked on a completely different matter: they ridiculed Sverker Joranson himself, who went too far in relation to Russia.

Many Aftonbladet users found the video very funny. “No one will attack us. We have neither oil nor minerals. Only pizza with kebabs, ”one of the users joked.
About Sweden starts at the 24 minute

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  1. soldat1945
    soldat1945 26 March 2013 07: 10
    41
    The first channel is indeed the first, even on Swedish television, so we really will win the whole Western world with our propaganda! wassat
    1. Sakhalininsk
      Sakhalininsk 26 March 2013 07: 52
      +5
      Easier ... THE CIRCUS REMAINED CLOWNS STAYED.
    2. ShturmKGB
      ShturmKGB 26 March 2013 10: 10
      11
      Poor Swedes could not find a reason for joining NATO and now they have found! The Russians showed all their intentions and plans! Showed their greedy (on sleek, juicy Swedish body) intention! To NATO, urgently to NATO!
      1. Gari
        Gari 26 March 2013 10: 38
        11
        Army of Lovers (Eng. "Army of Lovers") --- Special Forces of the Swedish Army -
      2. Misantrop
        Misantrop 26 March 2013 11: 02
        +5
        ShturmKGB
        Poor Swedes could not find a reason for joining NATO and now they have found!
        The Scandinavians are still pretty brakes. Or is this proximity to the Baltic affected? They waited until NATO began to have problems and ... decided to join ... laughing
      3. Sirocco
        Sirocco 26 March 2013 11: 09
        11
        Here we are in their eyes. laughing
        1. Black Colonel
          Black Colonel 26 March 2013 13: 02
          +9
          And the bears, before the attack on the bubble, the vodyars cried out.
          1. Kaa
            Kaa 26 March 2013 14: 49
            10
            Quote: Black Colonel
            the vodaras burst out in a bubble.

            ... and, as the video says, they caught up in duty free ... well, it started - "vodka is strong, our bears are fast, and balalaikas are full of music ..." Old songs about the main thing ... laughing
        2. A. Yaga
          A. Yaga 26 March 2013 13: 55
          +5
          Here we are in their eyes. good


          And what? Real beauties! Is not it?
        3. Geisenberg
          Geisenberg 26 March 2013 15: 43
          -2
          I forgot the dog’s heads ... in their opinion we have dog’s heads :)
          1. Nick
            Nick 27 March 2013 22: 02
            0
            Quote: Geisenberg

            Dogs forgotten ...

            Only the guardsmen have written heads ...
        4. mankurt
          mankurt 26 March 2013 15: 45
          +8
          Yes, not like that ....
          Such!!!!

          All Europe has seen this !!!
          The largest sector poster at the UEFA Championship.
          1. albert
            albert 26 March 2013 20: 58
            0
            In a word
        5. rodevaan
          rodevaan 27 March 2013 10: 23
          +1
          Quote: Sirocco
          Here we are in their eyes. laughing


          - Do not you FSU? I personally to the lantern, what kind of eyes are we in there?
        6. Yashka Gorobets
          Yashka Gorobets 27 March 2013 11: 15
          +6
          Quote: Sirocco
          Here we are in their eyes. laughing

          But what in reality
        7. yak69
          yak69 27 March 2013 13: 17
          +1
          Quote: Sirocco
          Here we are, in their eyes

          And wonderful! Well, let them all think so. It will be easier for us to handle them.
    3. nakaz
      nakaz 26 March 2013 10: 51
      +4
      The Swedes were once good fighters, remember Poltava at least. But liberalism ruined them. The West does not need states with an ambitious nation of warriors, who also understand who is who in the modern world, unlike the rabid Islamist fanatics.
      1. cth; fyn
        cth; fyn 26 March 2013 12: 01
        +4
        remember Poltava at least

        Peter didn’t feel sick then.
        1. Setrac
          Setrac 26 March 2013 14: 12
          +1
          The Swedes were never good fighters, the advantage of the Swedish army in the Middle Ages is not the human factor, this is the advantage in artillery, more advanced guns were made from high-quality Swedish iron. This was known by Peter the Great, he was also an artilleryman, by the way Napoleon Bonoparte was also an artilleryman.
          1. rodevaan
            rodevaan 27 March 2013 09: 14
            0
            Quote: Setrac
            The Swedes were never good fighters, the advantage of the Swedish army in the Middle Ages is not the human factor, this is the advantage in artillery, more advanced guns were made from high-quality Swedish iron. This was known by Peter the Great, he was also an artilleryman, by the way Napoleon Bonoparte was also an artilleryman.


            “Why, it still didn’t save them ... And whose guns were better - this still needs to be seen.”
          2. xan
            xan 27 March 2013 14: 44
            +3
            Quote: Setrac
            The Swedes were never good fighters, the advantage of the Swedish army in the Middle Ages is not the human factor, this is the advantage in artillery, more advanced guns were made from high-quality Swedish iron. This was known by Peter the Great, he was also an artilleryman, by the way Napoleon Bonoparte was also an artilleryman.


            You shouldn’t be so, at the time of Dartanyan, the Swedish school of fencing with swords was the best in Europe, the Swedes were recognized masters of hand-to-hand combat with melee weapons. Peter 1 introduced the Swedish edged weapons training system, and the first teachers were captured Swedes. I read the story of a veteran of the Napoleonic wars, recorded by an officer, he participated in the last war between the Swedes and the Russians and considered the Swedish soldier to be in no way inferior to the Frenchman Napoleon
            1. Setrac
              Setrac 27 March 2013 15: 26
              0
              There were fencing schools in many countries, but the victories of the Swedish army are excellent Swedish steel, from which they made lighter and more advanced guns.
              1. de klermon
                de klermon 27 March 2013 19: 44
                0
                D. day! Sorry, but ... Swedish "light and perfect" steel cannons? I remember very quickly, when the Swedes won someone else, the guns were made of something that quickly oxidized, strongly similar to bronze in numerous signs ... And to win ... In all their wars, the Swedes ALWAYS suffered defeat from an equal order (not to speak of a more or less strong) enemy ... Always, when the war became a serious test, the Swedes were "blown away", which did not always end well for their kings! The fates of Charles XII and Gustav III clearly illustrate: the geopolitical overcoming of something or just a strong tension is not always even on a national scale and ... here's the august corpse for you!)))
              2. Rink
                Rink 27 March 2013 20: 14
                +1
                Quote: Setrac
                ..... the victories of the Swedish army are excellent Swedish steel, from which they made lighter and more advanced guns.

                Yes exactly! we remember these harsh Teutonic and Scandinavian warriors!
                As we see the water, we remember ...

                I love lakes!


                Do they remember?
              3. igor36
                igor36 27 March 2013 20: 20
                +1
                Steel guns began to enter service only at the end of the 19th century !!
          3. Klibanophoros
            Klibanophoros 27 March 2013 15: 23
            -2
            The great Gustav II Adolf would not agree with you ...
            1. Rink
              Rink 27 March 2013 20: 20
              -1
              Quote: Klibanophoros
              The Great Gustav II Adolf ....

              It is he who may be great in his village.
              You look at the map, how much is that Sweden?
              And then circle Russia with a pencil, and think - were his guns so good? Damn, I go crazy with the conceit of these Europeans: he defeated a ram in a hunt and two peasants from a neighboring village - and already "Great"!
              1. Klibanophoros
                Klibanophoros 30 March 2013 15: 44
                -1
                Teach a darling history before making such statements ...
                1. Rink
                  Rink 31 March 2013 23: 29
                  -1
                  I’m of a normal orientation, don’t enroll me in your ranks of darlings, - okay?

                  We learned history well, just not the one that the Europeans drew for themselves. Sweden is a European province and has always been. And their great "Swedish" figures are great only by local, provincial standards. And a little earlier, by the way, only 300 years ago, the whole of Sweden spoke Russian.
                  Only the "great" try not to remember this.
                  http://vanda-rakitska.livejournal.com/18923.html
      2. mankurt
        mankurt 26 March 2013 15: 52
        +1
        And now they have everything ok. Kiev girls boiled water behind them - washers under 2 meters, 50-52 size.
    4. nakaz
      nakaz 26 March 2013 14: 58
      +8
      Son, go home, you need to give the bear vodka to drink, otherwise the FSB will come now, but we don’t fix the balalaika.
      1. juneart
        juneart 26 March 2013 17: 28
        16
        Russian family in the representation of civilized citizens:
        - Honey, I'm home!
        - Why so late?
        - On the way, the bear sprained his leg - I had to unsolder with vodka.
        - Sit down all! Let's drink vodka!
        - Mom, will I go play with the bear?
        - Well, just drink vodka first!
        - Where is our grandfather?
        - He is in the second week in line for coupons for coupons.
        - It's good that he put on his boots and drank vodka before that. And you don’t sit idle - go drink vodka too.
        - Ok, go take a walk, son, and do not forget to write in the evening a report to the KGB! And on the way home, do not forget to buy vodka - it ends.
        - Honey, something hot. Turn off the nuclear reactor, please.
        - Now I’ll finish the vodka - and turn it off, but for now, play the balalaika.
    5. Rink
      Rink 27 March 2013 11: 24
      +1
      + 1000!
      The creators of the video - a low bow! talented, rzhachno and everything within, with a sense of proportion.

      In general, you probably need to take such funny clips into service. The state and television channels could sponsor their creation, or, in general, create some kind of creative association and studio. Europe and America are throwing enough plots to us, but there will be no shortage of ideas for videos, I think the Internet will send them more than necessary.
      You can connect the special forces of Russian humor - KVN-shchikov - to this important matter.

      I think RT ratings such banal videos (after appropriate information coverage of the celebrated event) will raise to unprecedented heights. Our people are rich in humor, this, in my opinion, is our national wealth and weapons.
    6. skeptic
      skeptic 27 March 2013 16: 39
      +2
      Quote: soldat1945
      so we really will win the whole western world with our propaganda!


      Such a task is not worth it, but statements that are aggressive or defaming Russia should be quickly, without malice, ridiculed at a high, intellectual level. Only in this way, you can unobtrusively remove the image of the enemy from Russia. And the real power of the Army and Navy will confirm that the kind and cheerful Russian hero will not offend Western children.
  2. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov 26 March 2013 07: 12
    17
    In Sweden, it means a woman also steers, it has become such a fashion that the most strategists have both the Swedes and the Norwegians, in Latvia the same thing is dumb, oh, they will be guided by the military in case of warriors, and it’s true who needs this Sweden without oil and gas request
    1. svp67
      svp67 26 March 2013 07: 22
      +1
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      oh they are guided by the military in case of warriors


      They have the role of Minister of Defense - the role of the head of the farm, the military commands the troops, and they knock out money for the army ...
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 26 March 2013 07: 34
        +2
        Quote: svp67

        They have the role of Minister of Defense - the role of the head of the farm, the military commands the troops,

        I saw somehow on TV an interview with one such head manager, I watched the military shoot and expressed complete satisfaction, but it’s not clear laughing
        1. Vladimirets
          Vladimirets 26 March 2013 08: 33
          11
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          I saw somehow on TV an interview with one such head manager, I watched the military shoot and expressed complete satisfaction, but it’s not clear

          Well, the military satisfied her, why is it incomprehensible? smile
          Alexander, hi .
      2. Gregazov
        Gregazov 26 March 2013 09: 24
        10
        Serdyukov was also a caretaker for us. I made an almshouse from the army almost using the Twelve Chairs.
        1. Sirocco
          Sirocco 26 March 2013 12: 02
          0
          Here are just out of it Deputy Chairman Pound, for some reason did not come out. But in general, everything is like a Golden Calf, I judge by the actions, looting and destruction of IWATU. A sonderkommando was created which flew in from Moscow and sawed a couple of new IL 76s, and so on.
        2. Black Colonel
          Black Colonel 26 March 2013 13: 13
          +1
          Shy thief, however.
          1. Simon
            Simon 27 March 2013 10: 49
            +1
            Or maybe shy.
        3. kontrol
          kontrol 26 March 2013 14: 23
          +2
          still the military would satisfy him in a perverted form and everything would be ok
        4. AlNikolaich
          AlNikolaich 26 March 2013 18: 40
          0
          Quote: GregAzov
          Serdyukov was also a caretaker for us. I made an almshouse from the army almost using the Twelve Chairs.

          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          the fashion has become such that the most strategists have both the Swedes and the Norwegians, in Latvia the same thing is booby, oh, they are guided by the military in case of warriors.

          Here are the parallels: Serdyuk himself doesn’t seem to be a woman, so he dragged women into the Defense Ministry. Trend pancake. Reforms. Women will be ordered from them, as we will have with a stool! laughing
    2. Tersky
      Tersky 26 March 2013 07: 36
      +6
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      In Sweden, it means a woman also steers, it’s become such a fashion that the most strategists are among the Swedes and the Norwegians, in Latvia

      Sasha hi ! I forgot that the worst weapon is a woman in a rage, regardless of ethnicity laughing
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 26 March 2013 07: 44
        +3
        Quote: Tersky
        I forgot that the worst weapon is a woman in a rage, regardless of ethnicity

        They depend on the orientation of the women laughing
        1. Tersky
          Tersky 26 March 2013 08: 09
          24
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          They depend on the orientation of the women

          So there are no men, alone
          remained laughing
    3. bask
      bask 26 March 2013 07: 50
      17
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Sweden means also a woman steers, see

      Greetings to Alexander, It’s good that a woman, the rest, men, are at least 50% pederasts. He faints every rustle.
      A striking example of victorious liberalism. laughing
      1. alexng
        alexng 26 March 2013 08: 32
        11
        Is this the army of Sweden? Yes, one huge dildo is enough for them and they will immediately lay down all their weapons. laughing
        1. Gari
          Gari 26 March 2013 10: 44
          -1
          Team or team equal, or at attention. At least they are the main thing, well, it's better not to look at the faces
          Swedish before rehearsing before the parade
          1. pribolt
            pribolt 26 March 2013 12: 12
            13
            It’s ugly for us to be healthy laughing at people in photographs who have Down syndrome, and the fact that they are in military uniform attracts them, something like occupational therapy. Maybe I do not share your fun, but IMHO I think laughing at sick people is not right, but if you understand in detail what we are better than Hitler. In our country, too, there are enough patients; better ask yourself what they do for us.
            1. Kaa
              Kaa 26 March 2013 15: 04
              +3
              Quote: pribolt
              something like occupational therapy.

              I agree with you, but you gave a too literal translation, in ours it is occupational therapy, occupational therapy, self-service skills, play, rest, for "persons with special needs", isn't it, otherwise the pun will turn out - "treatment through the occupation" - militarism in its purest form. laughing
              1. pribolt
                pribolt 27 March 2013 16: 21
                0
                Yes, probably it is, I just could not find the words in Russian
      2. Vladimirets
        Vladimirets 26 March 2013 08: 34
        +3
        Quote: bask
        A striking example of victorious liberalism.

        Judging by the surroundings, are these their marines? wink
        1. Lopatov
          Lopatov 26 March 2013 11: 03
          +5
          May be. And here is the Swedish infantry. In Kamenka



          1. Setrac
            Setrac 26 March 2013 14: 17
            +1
            I understand everything - exercises, spectators, all that, where are the shops?
            1. Lopatov
              Lopatov 26 March 2013 14: 38
              0
              It seems that the RAVists have clamped. Automata not from divisions, from storage. The tree is lacquered, bluing is not very shabby
            2. Bashkaus
              Bashkaus 26 March 2013 15: 44
              +1
              And you look at the woman, what nafig shop for her? No, of course, I understand that during the Second World War, the whole world went to a German reptile to peel from small to large, but in peacetime a young lady should cook cabbage soup at home and nothing else!
              Here ebz insults that on them, to add laying in NAZ?
              Looks like we were stealing over them, judging by the photo.
              1. Lopatov
                Lopatov 26 March 2013 15: 54
                +1
                Women in battle are scary. Ask veterans of the First. The sniper men fell right away. Women shot in the groin to scream louder, and they started trying to pull him out faster. With all the consequences in the form of a couple more corpses.
                And you about some gaskets ...
              2. Elliot
                Elliot 27 March 2013 10: 52
                0
                So a young lady or a woman? you already decide
                Quote: Bashkaus
                young lady should cook cabbage soup at home and nothing else!

                And live on what?
          2. valerei
            valerei 26 March 2013 14: 27
            +2
            Shovels. Yes! Beautifully packaged, you won’t say anything, grooms! And if in the trench mud, but in an attack under mortar fire? It’s hard to say what will happen.
            1. Lopatov
              Lopatov 26 March 2013 14: 45
              +3
              Will it fit?
            2. Bashkaus
              Bashkaus 26 March 2013 15: 45
              0
              what wakes up, what wakes up? this girl will tear all, kill all, one will remain, even heels will not break.
              1. rodevaan
                rodevaan 27 March 2013 10: 33
                0
                Quote: Bashkaus
                what wakes up, what wakes up? this girl will tear all, kill all, one will remain, even heels will not break.


                - What will kill? Nothing to kill :))
            3. rodevaan
              rodevaan 27 March 2013 10: 32
              0
              Quote: valerei
              Shovels. Yes! Beautifully packaged, you won’t say anything, grooms! And if in the trench mud, but in an attack under mortar fire? It’s hard to say what will happen.


              - Yes, what there is trench dirt, what are you! This is worse for them than the Hostels and Stevens of the spielbergs ... They don’t even know what it is - that’s why they have the same pedicoes in the army, and every woman’s kitchen ... Well, what kind of army is this? In the photo, yes, brave fellow - everything is against lambs and sheep ...
          3. Geisenberg
            Geisenberg 26 March 2013 15: 45
            +1
            ... that shaw with a beard is especially dangerous.
            1. rodevaan
              rodevaan 27 March 2013 09: 19
              0
              Quote: Geisenberg
              Twelve

              Quote: Geisenberg
              ... that shaw with a beard is especially dangerous.


              - A mental attack, a viking slant ...
      3. itkul
        itkul 26 March 2013 11: 59
        +2
        Quote: bask
        the rest, men, are at least 50% pederasty. he faints every rustle.
        A vivid example of victorious liberalism


        And you don’t want to look over our country, here’s the hit of the season. The head of the Samara prosecutor’s office was at the center of a homosexual scandal.
        Attention! Persons under 18 are forbidden to watch!

        http://tltgorod.ru/news/?news=27627
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 26 March 2013 12: 56
          +1
          Quote: itkul
          The head of the Samara prosecutor’s office was at the center of a homosexual scandal.

          We have good prosecutors wassat
        2. bask
          bask 26 March 2013 13: 40
          +4
          Quote: itkul
          The head of the Samara prosecutor’s office was at the center of a homosexual scandal

          And who argues. We have enough of this hown. I don’t want to watch, com .. I’ll pity it.
          The article must be introduced ,,, for sodomy, art. No. 121, part 1. From 3 to 5 years, as in the USSR, and put pi .. homosexuals in a colony of ,, general ,,, regime. Not VIP zones.
          Then there will be no prosecutors and deputies of pederasts. And our singers will be peasants, and now they will be pi.pi.pi..ry.
        3. Val_y
          Val_y 26 March 2013 14: 54
          0
          so this is the prosecutor, but about the "garbage" we all already knew that they were "3,14 gifts" laughing , and for sure, here it is confirmation. hi
      4. xan
        xan 27 March 2013 14: 34
        0
        Quote: bask
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Sweden means also a woman steers, see

        Greetings to Alexander, It’s good that a woman, the rest, men, are at least 50% pederasts. He faints every rustle.
        A striking example of victorious liberalism. laughing


        guys, so they have a sword belt instead of bras
        and we only have a bra instead of a sword belt
        along the way in Sweden a problem with bras
    4. Kaa
      Kaa 26 March 2013 14: 51
      +1
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      women, oh they are guided by the military in case of warriors.

      Quote: nakaz
      Swedes were once good fighters

      "Feminism-dermokratism weaken the body ..."
    5. Simon
      Simon 27 March 2013 10: 48
      0
      Yes, that this is being done with the Scandinavians, only in Russia they laugh, so they immediately knock on NATO. laughing
    6. don.kryyuger
      don.kryyuger 27 March 2013 18: 31
      0
      : So she doesn’t even steal.
  3. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 26 March 2013 07: 12
    +9
    Humor is a wonderful weapon of mass destruction. Not all the West mock unwashed Russia
    1. nakaz
      nakaz 26 March 2013 07: 43
      +2
      When we go to Sweden, the blitzkrieg will seem like a game of toy soldiers.
    2. Sirocco
      Sirocco 26 March 2013 12: 12
      0
      This is a clinic, since people are so humorous. fool This is not a statement by the Russian Foreign Ministry. Or they and our leadership perceive it this way. Then it speaks of their attitude towards us.
  4. nokki
    nokki 26 March 2013 07: 22
    +1
    About Sweden, see 24: 09. Really funny!
  5. SCS
    SCS 26 March 2013 07: 35
    +4
    the commander-in-chief of the armed forces of Sweden, General Sverker Joransson, argued that the Swedish army would not last even a week in the event of an attack by Russia!
    ----------
    Well done, general, objectively! that's just pushed him to this statement and generally to such thoughts !?))))
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      bord731
      bord731 26 March 2013 11: 24
      +1
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      Well done, general, objectively! that's just pushed him to this statement and generally to such thoughts !?))))

      And what pushed him to "this" was the opportunity to earn a piece of "money pie" for his army - they also need a threat in the west, and if there is one under "this" - a certain number of millions are allocated ... then so.
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  • 120352
    120352 26 March 2013 07: 46
    +1
    Nonsense! Since the time of Peter I, we have no military conflicts with Sweden. And jokes, even if they are "humor jokes" - is it worth considering them as the basis of foreign policy ?!
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 26 March 2013 10: 44
      +1
      Quote: 120352
      And jokes, even if they are "humor jokes" - is it worth considering them as the basis of foreign policy ?!

      If jokes help dispel the myth of bloodthirstiness and aggressiveness of Russia among people, then it’s worth it.
    2. Egoza
      Egoza 26 March 2013 10: 47
      +3
      Quote: 120352
      And jokes, even if they are "humor jokes" - is it worth considering them as the basis of foreign policy ?!

      If jokes help to dispel the myth of the bloodthirstiness and aggressiveness of Russia, then it's worth it. It turned out beautifully and gracefully. And more effective than all the hysterical cries of "Rather to NATO."
    3. kagorta
      kagorta 26 March 2013 14: 01
      +1
      something like this:
      1741-1743 - Russian-Swedish war 1741-1743. Lizka
      1788-1790 - Russian-Swedish war of 1788-1790. Katka II
      1808-1809 - Russian-Swedish war 1808-1809. Sashka I /
      winked
    4. AlNikolaich
      AlNikolaich 26 March 2013 18: 47
      0
      Quote: 120352
      Since the time of Peter I, we have had no military contradictions with Sweden.

      Looks like the Swedes learned then. still remember!
      1. kagorta
        kagorta 26 March 2013 22: 43
        0
        The above list comments how many times after Peter I was taught.
    5. Rainger
      Rainger 27 March 2013 09: 46
      0
      Eh, you forgot at least two Russian-Swedish wars after the North ... One incident was on the eve of the War of 1812 ...
  • Sinbad
    Sinbad 26 March 2013 07: 47
    +1
    Quote: SCS
    Well done, general, objectively! that's just pushed him to this statement and generally to such thoughts !?))))

    This is NATO, and in particular the United States, it brainwashed ... bully soldier
  • Chavy
    Chavy 26 March 2013 07: 54
    0
    The video that gained a lot of views and a ton of comments were quickly removed from YouTube
  • goody
    goody 26 March 2013 08: 07
    +1
    Why do we need Sweden? How so? And the takeover of Volvo car technology? It will be a good help for AvtoVAZ wink
    1. Urrry
      Urrry 26 March 2013 08: 21
      +6
      "And the takeover of Volvo's car manufacturing technology?" (from)
      Actually "Volvo" belongs to the Chinese now, for the sake of "Volvo" now you have to attack China :)
      And for the sake of the interests of AvtoVAZ, Russia now has no reason to fight: AvtoVAZ belongs to the Renault-Nissan concern, so France and Japan should now ram with China for Volvo technologies ...
  • treskoed
    treskoed 26 March 2013 08: 16
    +1
    Well done boys! Laughter is also a weapon, and quite effective! Thank you, pleased!
  • CaptainBlack
    CaptainBlack 26 March 2013 08: 52
    +8
    For the bourgeoisie, our humor has always been a hidden threat! No one in the world knows what Russians have in mind. But he knows that nothing worse than a landing on foot is worse than any war !!! good A walk around the Swedes and one regiment is enough for sober fighters. And so the platoon ... if Che, to put skirts with cancer! negative Glory to the Airborne Forces !!! and Russia !!!
    1. rubber_duck
      rubber_duck 27 March 2013 13: 06
      0
      Quote: CaptainBlack
      A walk around the Swedes and one regiment is enough for sober fighters.

      Chechens also boasted of one regiment. Remind me how it ended? And the Japanese at one time also threatened icons throw caps. Remind me how it ended? The fighting spirit is, of course, a necessary element, but the Soviet army has not existed for a long time, and the modern world will not forgive such hat-inspiring moods, again we will pay the terrible price for studies, bl ...
  • JonnyT
    JonnyT 26 March 2013 08: 57
    +1
    They first started this squabble, now they have received a symmetrical answer. No one will seriously respond to the general’s alarm statements in a skirt, only with a sharp joke
  • GOGY
    GOGY 26 March 2013 08: 58
    +1
    I also liked it, you shouldn’t be afraid of fools, you have to laugh at them, one word - well done!
  • pa_nik
    pa_nik 26 March 2013 09: 27
    +1
    The translator of the video into English, Georgos Charalampidis, was forced to appeal to the Swedish audience in the comments on the Aftonbladet article. He emphasized that the creators of the acclaimed video didn’t even mock the Swedish army and the king’s defenses in their thoughts.

    There were, were ... thoughts fellow
    1. Bashkaus
      Bashkaus 26 March 2013 15: 53
      +1
      Damn, I was looking at this video laughing only at myself and Russia.
      But seriously, thank you very much for the video, I learned a lot about myself, it turns out I’m dreaming and I see how to capture Sweden, I can’t eat already. Although, if you think carefully, then there Temko with dutyfree slipped, in principle, an option. But alas - not real
      They won’t be allowed to leave work for 1 week, which means they must be captured in 3 days, start on Friday evening, so that they would take Stockholm by Saturday evening, because there will be traffic jams on the way back to Moscow and you need to get home early in the morning.
      2-alas, Mrs. Latynina says that our tanks are rusty, and the bears are drunk, their Finnish traffic cops will slow down, no, the Russian army is not ready to fight the Swedes. Times are not the same.
  • DeerIvanovich
    DeerIvanovich 26 March 2013 09: 34
    0
    how cowardly, even afraid of jokes. apparently not in vain Sverker Yoranson burst into tears about the week
  • z-exit
    z-exit 26 March 2013 10: 07
    0
    [quote = Vladimir] Judging by the surroundings, is it their marines? [/ quote
    I'm all under the table)))
    LITTLE comrade in the morning !!]
  • Gari
    Gari 26 March 2013 10: 28
    +9
    Before the start of the Northern War, Sweden was one of the most economically and militarily powerful states in Europe. In the second half of the XVII century. she was experiencing an economic boom. The number of manufactories, especially iron mills, was growing rapidly. It was they who produced weapons for the army. As a result of the Thirty Years' War, it seized all of Finland, Estonia, Livonia, Karelia, Izhora, Western Pomerania with Stettin, part of German territory on the Istland Isthmus and at the mouth of the Elbe River. Sweden owned the entire Baltic Sea basin. It was reigned supremely by the powerful naval fleet of the Kingdom of Sweden, which included 42 battleships and 12 frigates with 13 thousand sailors and 2,7 thousand armed guns.
    Up to 800 merchant ships, which could be quickly armed with artillery, could join this armada, consisting of three squadrons.
    Powerful fortresses with strong garrisons and numerous artillery were placed along the borders of Swedish possessions in the Baltic states, Finland and Northern Germany. The main forces of the Swedish army were based on the territory of Sweden itself. If necessary, they were thrown across the Baltic Sea, where they entered field battles with the enemy.

    Swedish army opposing
    YOUNG RUSSIAN ARMY Peter I, was the oldest after the Netherlands standing army in Europe.
    It's the 17th century

    And here is the 21st century
    A couple of centuries of European degradation and complete impotence
    (: “It is unlikely that a shield from Finland will protect us if thousands of guys from the Airborne Forces fly in ... Russians go on foot, it’s even worse”.)
    Taunts about the possibilities of the Swedish defense were broadcast throughout Russia, emphasizes Aftonbladet. (In the video: “They will conquer the country in a week in order to have time to rest on Friday ... A map of Sweden is about to be spread on the table, but, ironically, a table from IKEA.”)

    And this is reality
  • Dmitry 2246
    Dmitry 2246 26 March 2013 10: 34
    +6
    Descendants of the Vikings are not afraid of anyone (especially Afrovikings). We need Sweden as a good friend and a good trading partner.
    And joining NATO is likely to destroy a fairly powerful Swedish military-industrial complex.
    1. Black Colonel
      Black Colonel 26 March 2013 13: 47
      0
      And make Sweden a puppet of the USA
  • Chavy
    Chavy 26 March 2013 11: 15
    +1
    While we laughed at the Swedes for the first time, they laugh at us every day, vparivaya furniture with IKEA and selling the connection TELE2, I'm afraid to find many more Swedish companies that make money in Russia, and in Sweden they call us as they have in the office. propaganda. They are allowed into Russia to do business as in their colony
  • Arkan
    Arkan 26 March 2013 12: 19
    0
    If such videos are discussed at the deputy level. Commander in Chief, the first thing that comes to mind is that European national elites are stupidly nothing to occupy themselves.
  • Black
    Black 26 March 2013 12: 50
    +1
    Quote: Arkan
    the first thing that comes to mind is that European national elites stupidly have nothing to occupy themselves with.

    Well, nicho .... the Germans will first eat the stupid and lazy south, and then it will come to them. They will be "mama mia"!
  • Bosk
    Bosk 26 March 2013 13: 01
    +2
    Vseravno on the subject of jokes, you need to be careful ... because if suddenly they would declare war, ..... and Sochi is still not built and with Cyprus there are problems for our olgofrens .... I'm afraid I wouldn’t be pulled, yes .... and Finns disagree byl ... And even before Poltava, their entire army will get visas ... and even with our bureaucracy ...
    1. Bashkaus
      Bashkaus 26 March 2013 15: 58
      +1
      Considering that Poltava is now under the independence of Ukraine, they are good to kick us, the main thing is that the solarium would not end along the way))
  • stalkerwalker
    stalkerwalker 26 March 2013 13: 54
    +5
    Normal country.
    Normal people live there.
    And that the management of them is sick on the head - this is - to the doctor
    1. Val_y
      Val_y 26 March 2013 14: 59
      +1
      Of course, of course, and if he put the child in a corner, he forbade the computer or the telly, and God forbid, he plopped in a soft place, all the kapets and children will be taken away (they will separate them not only from their parents, but also from each other). Googled on juvenile justice in their country, and then talk about the normality of the country.
      1. Mikhado
        Mikhado 26 March 2013 15: 59
        0
        Quote: Val_Y
        Of course, of course, and if he put the child in a corner, he forbade the computer or the telly, and God forbid, he plopped in a soft place, all the kapets and children will be taken away (they will separate them not only from their parents, but also from each other). Googled on juvenile justice in their country, and then talk about the normality of the country.

        Almost the whole West is like that, even Israel has already drawn in — and, as I thought, the stronghold of traditionalism — there too.
      2. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker 27 March 2013 18: 52
        +4
        Quote: Val_Y
        Googled on juvenile justice in their country, and then talk about the normality of the country.

        I chat with ordinary people there. They have neither horns nor hooves. Think soberly and rationally.
        No need to judge countries and people by google with Yandex.
        They have such justice, which they themselves organized.
        But the methodological programs in kindergartens are a copy of our Soviet model.
  • shurup
    shurup 26 March 2013 15: 29
    +3
    The Swedish public unanimously protested against Russian intentions to hold Airborne Forces Day 2013 in Stockholm. The public was not reassured even by the firm promises of the Russian side that "it will not hurt", and that Russian tourists will bring everything necessary for the holiday with them and carry out the post-holiday cleaning of the city.
    1. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker 27 March 2013 19: 43
      +4
      Quote: shurup
      and all the necessary things for the holiday, Russian tourists will bring with them and carry out the post-holiday cleaning of the city.

      Which travel agency will sell a ticket?
      I would go with pleasure ... drinks
  • Akellastambul
    Akellastambul 26 March 2013 15: 52
    0
    Hmm .. and is it possible now to believe that these are the descendants of the once formidable Vikings, which terrified all of Europe. It’s sad what the nation has come to, God forbid ....
  • darksoul
    darksoul 27 March 2013 00: 01
    +2
    why the Swedes are so serious ... we joke .... you have nothing to take ... and for a hundred years we do not need you laughing
  • deman73
    deman73 27 March 2013 08: 34
    +1
    We need this Sweden so laughed and forgot fellow
  • rodevaan
    rodevaan 27 March 2013 09: 09
    +1
    Of course we scoff! Above this parody of the army, consisting of all sorts of pedikov and other embraced by Western "values" of all sorts of asocial elements.
    We mock, and how!

    And about NATO - to hell with them, let them join wherever they want - even to NATO, even to the Martian Union, - to us personally it’s like a dead poultice.
    Have the Magyars, Chukhnya, Hominy, Polish, and other Swedes ever strengthened anyone? It doesn't matter if this time they will "strengthen" another potential enemy. If you give them another fifteen hundred such "amplifiers" - then they won't have to fight - they will fall apart themselves.

    So let them "intensify", and we will laugh at the idiots.
  • rodevaan
    rodevaan 27 March 2013 09: 22
    +3
    Well, people - for the strengthening of NATO by the Geyropstan Guard? :)))
  • Krasnoyarsk
    Krasnoyarsk 27 March 2013 11: 03
    -2
    The Swedes have a fairly efficient army, the authors resemble quilted jackets.
  • shtabs
    shtabs 27 March 2013 13: 12
    0
    mother-mission, Russians go on foot, so even worse ..)))
  • rubber_duck
    rubber_duck 27 March 2013 13: 21
    0
    I've not watched TV for seven years at all, unless at a party where I occasionally see it turned on. And I have not been carried away before. But now I watched the clip. Done, in spite of everything, well. It is high time to take revenge on them for "Krasnogurbinsk - military district", etc. etc. I would even say that the homosexuals from television turned out well. But the very fact of such statements from the Swedes never makes me laugh. The world war is on the nose, they are afraid not to have time to sign up for the Russian pie section. All this was already observed before the Second World War and at its beginning. Here are just another unifier of the European Union, like Adolf Aloisich, today is not. Now it would be difficult to get into the NATO camp, but it is not clear whether the American guys will be opponents or allies of Russia in this war. A player like China is no joke. Here it would be better to act as allies of Russia, but so as not to fight seriously with the Chinese, but to divide Russia as a result. Any collisions are possible there. So, now the main thing is not to miscalculate every European trifle: whether to play in NATO, or play "neutrals" again, or (that would be great!) To make friends with China? But there is no doubt that all this "democratic" bastard, like rats, will climb to tear off pieces from Russia, should it face difficulties.
  • radio operator
    radio operator 27 March 2013 14: 16
    +1
    “Finnish defense is not enough to protect itself against the landing of 1000 military groups,” according to the newspaper, a figure representing Sverker Joranson sings. (In the video there are words: “It is unlikely that a shield from Finland will protect us if thousands of Airborne Troops fly in ... Russians walk on foot, it's even worse”.)

    This video caused the economic and political crisis not only in Sweden, but also in a dozen countries in the eurozone. NATO Armed Forces on alert ... You can scare them with a simple clapperboard fellow soldier
  • Iraclius
    Iraclius 27 March 2013 15: 01
    0
    Infernal annealing! good Glorious Charles XIII, probably in a coffin turned over from such statements of compatriots. And the passage about Napoleon generally killed! wassat
    1. rodevaan
      rodevaan 27 March 2013 18: 06
      0
      Quote: Iraclius
      some

      Quote: Iraclius
      Infernal annealing! good Glorious Charles XIII, probably in a coffin turned over from such statements of compatriots. And the passage about Napoleon generally killed! wassat


      As for Charles XIII, I do not know why he was so glorious. But Charles XII is definitely lucky that he does not see his modern descendants :)
  • de klermon
    de klermon 27 March 2013 19: 54
    +1
    "Karin Enström told the Aftonbladet newspaper that she watched this video and found" such freedom of speech is wonderful, especially for Ron-ssia "" ... N-n-d-ah-ah-ah ... They need a little for publicity and democracy! And if she is also NTV - TNT will look?
    1. rodevaan
      rodevaan 28 March 2013 10: 42
      0
      Quote: de Klermon
      "Karin Enström told the Aftonbladet newspaper that she watched this video and found" such freedom of speech is wonderful, especially for Ron-ssia "" ... N-n-d-ah-ah-ah ... They need a little for publicity and democracy! And if she is also NTV - TNT will look?


      - He will still find out a lot of interesting things about himself :) Why wouldn’t hesitate over diseases? :)