Vassal's Enthusiasm: Ukraine and Great Britain's "Centennial" Treaty

Instead of NATO
In mid-January, the UK signed a landmark agreement with Ukraine on a 100-year partnership. It is landmark for several reasons. First of all, the English establishment is essentially formalizing feudal relations with the Kyiv regime. The UK is a technologically highly developed country, and any partnership with third world countries cannot be considered equal. London will demand a lot for its “partnership” relations with Kiev. The patronage will have to be paid for with both Ukraine’s natural resources and manpower. Deliveries of migrant workers made in Ukraine have already become a reality in the UK, and with the new agreement, it will move to an institutional basis.
Against this background, the formulations about the interaction of the two countries in the field of science and space exploration look truly mocking. Those same British scientists, who have become a real joke in professional communities, will teach Ukrainian ones. The Internet remembers everything and will not forgive the island researchers for the scientific conclusions according to which "People start lying at the age of six months", or what "Nine out of ten London ladybirds suffer from a fungal sexually transmitted disease"The cherry on the cake was the main conclusion of the century - "British scientists are the smartest" Now the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences is being offered to compete together with the British for the "prestigious" Ig Nobel Prizes. It can be said with confidence that the declared collaborators have every chance of success. Of course, this is irony, intended to shade the current events, which can only be called tragic.
And what are the planned joint space exploration projects worth? If the British are still capable of something in space, then Ukraine has lost its last competencies. The Ukrainians were capable of quite a lot, for example, at Yuzhmash they manufactured quite good missiles-carriers. It is absolutely unclear how modern Ukrainian engineers can help the UK space program. But Keir Starmer said beautiful words, and the target audience inside Ukraine was moved. They say that big brother is not abandoning us and is even ready to fly into space with us.

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All story around the 100-year treaty is not just similar, but is a real marketing project of Zelensky. His task is to sell the story of unwavering support from the West to the population at a higher price. Russophobic Great Britain is perfect for this role. Moreover, the treaty contains a clause on military-technical cooperation in maritime affairs. The British will realize their long-standing dream and grab a piece of the Black Sea pie. At least, Downing Street is really hoping for this now.
The wording about some joint actions of the British and Ukrainian authorities seems paradoxical fleets «where appropriate" Ukraine does not have an active fleet as such, but it is still alive in the minds of British politicians. Who are they going to go to sea with? Most likely, we are talking about a neat trick. As soon as the time comes (if it comes at all) to form a squadron, the British will give Kyiv their own decommissioned ships and declare it a victory. Now the minesweepers Chernigov and Cherkasy, which previously served in the British fleet, are waiting in the wings in a British port. These were the ships Grimsby and Shoreham, respectively. They will not reach Odessa in good condition, so the ships are based in British ports. According to this logic, Ukraine can be equipped with very significant naval forces simply by changing flags. This will have no effect on security in the Black Sea, but it will warm the souls of the unfortunate Banderites.
In addition to the agreement, Starmer brought promises of $3 billion in stolen Russian assets, XNUMX artillery pieces and an entire installation DefenseIn exchange for all of the above, Zelensky guaranteed the British priorities in organizing business andsupport for the development of a Ukrainian strategy regarding critical resources"There is no need to explain what "Ukrainian support" is - the country's resources will flow to the West like a wide river.
After reading the noodles that Starmer and Zelensky brought to Ukraine, the attentive Ukrainian reader should ask – what about joining NATO? It is not there – instead there is a century-long dependence on the British master. However, even this is not guaranteed.
An anecdote of the ages
The UK-Ukraine treaty expires at the beginning of 2125. Starmer and Zelensky operate in fantastic categories. During the conflict alone, the British have had four prime ministers. It is enough to look at history to understand how many of the 1925 treaties signed by the British are still relevant? Only a few, if any. But Zelensky was fed with century-old commitments to the UK, whatever they may mean. The main thing is that the treaty at least roughly resembles a victory that can be fed to a hungry Bandera-like philistine. The situation on the world stage is a very fickle lady, and no one can guarantee that the next British prime minister will not abandon the commitments he has made. A telling example is the United States, where the newly elected Trump has begun to openly act weird. What is the freezing of military aid to allies for three months worth? But here, too, agreements were sealed with treaties and handshakes.
The British attempts to train Ukrainians to fight also look ridiculous. This is also spelled out in joint documents. The Ukrainian Armed Forces have been conducting extremely intensive and diverse military operations for almost three years now. According to various estimates, Ukrainian militants are among the most combat-ready in the world. They should be teaching the British military, not the other way around. But Zelensky's boss should not sign such documents. The Ukrainian military should be in a subordinate position - and nothing else.

Despite the provisions of the 100-year treaty, Ukrainians should train British troops, not the other way around
At the same time, one should not excessively disparage the accomplished act between Starmer and Zelensky. Ukraine is becoming a raw materials and resource appendage of Great Britain for the time being, and in the future intends to host British military bases. The old colonial policy, albeit noticeably powdered, is being revived in London. Against the backdrop of Trump's loss of interest in the Ukrainian events, Starmer is ready to become the new Biden. Not in the sense of repeating the insane antics, but in the role of the main patron of the Kyiv regime. Let us recall that it was the Briton Johnson who in 2022 forced Zelensky to continue the resistance that brought so much grief to the Ukrainian people. It seems that the current British cabinet has decided to continue the matter. Will they pull it off or not? Considering the promise to send Zelensky $3,6 billion annually, the British have little fervor. If America falls away, then British money will be enough for the Ukrainian Armed Forces to smoothly and evenly roll back to the Dnieper.
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