Results of the week. "Life is short, but glory can be eternal"

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Part I. “It is not forbidden to live beautifully. But you can stop ... "

Marijuana in the service of the Tajik economy

How Tajik journalists propose to fill the country's budget

Everyone earns as he can. This indisputable truth was suggested by Tajik journalists to check in practice. They drew attention to tons of marijuana, which is seized by drug police while trying to smuggle specific goods across the Afghan-Tajik border by couriers. They looked at hemp, they looked, and Tajik journalists suddenly felt uneasy. Well this is how much good disappears in the fires, which are arranged by the very same drug police of Tajikistan! And so that the "good" did not disappear, several representatives of the writing press took the initiative: not to destroy marijuana, but to earn money on it. How? - our reader will ask. Elementary! - Tadjik newspaper replied.



They offer local authorities to export marijuana to countries in the world where it is not prohibited by law. In the Netherlands, for example ... And what, Tajik journalists thought: after all, what kind of business can you build on marijuana alone! If we consider that every year the drug police of the Republic of Tajikistan annually seizes at least 5 tons of cannabis in the country, then those who want to receive income on such volumes will have their eyes rounded by themselves. Well, you can “gut” the drug couriers, take the marijuana, pack it in a container labeled “Maid in Tojquistone” and distill in the direction of some Rotterdam. And there already receive a money, which is allowed solely on the development of the Tajik economy and the fight against drug addiction and drug mafia ...

But Tajik journalists have not yet agreed. After all, in addition to marijuana, you can engage in the gop-stop of couriers with opium products. And this, you know, even more income in a modest Tajik budget ... True, there is a catch here. With the legal supply of heroin to third countries will be more difficult. Although, who knows ... Here, after all, it happens that there is only one step from illegality to legality ...

But the proposals of the journalists of Tajikistan did not find support among the authorities. Ehhh! - representatives of the Tajik press shake their heads: we wanted the best, but they ...

But here Tajik journalists need to be told in confidence: why did they think that they were the first in Tajikistan who came up with the idea of ​​selling drugs in third countries? Among the representatives of the gallant fighters against drug trafficking, too, people are savvy. They also want to eat. The budget is budget, and families are big, most often large families ... They can burn a couple of kilograms with beautiful fireworks, and the rest - in the business ... And then, you know, some kind of press for a profitable business anyway pretends. Invented here, you see, a bicycle ...

Estonian military know-how

How Estonia continues to break with the Soviet "occupation"

Finally! Over with the hated occupying past in Estonia. The Estonian military cut off the last two reminders of how a forged Soviet boot trampled on the fertile lands of the Estonian Republic striving for freedom. They turned off two pretty battered Soviet-made radars, which covered the sun of freedom and independence for progressive Estonian politicians.

This truly epochal event is reported not by anyone with anything, but by the Ministry of Defense itself (yes, there is one in Estonia).

Results of the week. "Life is short, but glory can be eternal"


Initially, they wanted to earn extra money in the early mode on Soviet radars: send them to the nearest black and non-ferrous scrap reception center. But then, after clarifying the cost of a kilogram of vtorchermet in this market and immediately before the control weighing procedure, they decided that the fucking occupying equipment could not even help in replenishing the Estonian budget. Then they began to puzzle over how you can earn money on it. If Estonians had heard about the promise of Tajik journalists, they could offer them booths on wheels as vehicles for transporting cannabis to the European Union, but apparently they did not hear the message, and therefore decided to go their own way.

They chose the following path: they decided to put one radar in the museum, and the second, as a symbol of occupation, on the territory of the military base in Emari. Like, let freedom-loving citizens pay money at the entrance to the museum to view the occupying equipment, and Estonian soldiers, passing by the Soviet radar station, kick it with their freedom-loving NATO boot, revenging for the years of hopeless oppression of the Estonian people. In general, the Estonian authorities won the Soviet technique! One had only to want ...

In addition to reports on the victory over the Soviet radar, the Estonian Ministry of Defense announced that it would take the path of supporting the manufacturer of its own military equipment. For this official Tallinn is going to allocate as much 300 million euros. According to the representative of the Ministry of Defense of the country, the money should go to the development of military know-how of the Estonian sample. What is this know-how?

Perhaps you thought that Estonian companies would start producing multi-layer chain mail or horned nano-helmets, where a receiver is mounted in one of the horns, and a radio signal transmitter in the other. But no! Estonian companies will issue their own Drones. The engineers of one of the enterprises have already announced that they have designed the Helix-4 UAV, which is literally crammed with controlled electronics, and you can connect to its video cameras from anywhere in the world.

It is strange that the creators of the drone did not think to remember about the hacker attack on Estonia of the 2007 sample. After all, if it will be possible to connect the drone video cameras from anywhere in the world via Internet channels, then it turns out that the Estonians produce their UAVs exclusively for hacker teams. But then they shouldn’t be surprised why this drone hovered at the window of Mr. Ilves’s presidential residence and actively removes how the president destroys the ships of the Russian Baltic Fleet in a naval battle on a piece of paper. And let them not wonder why their drone stubbornly stubbornly does not want to patrol the Russian-Estonian border, but instead removes Estonian-American teachings and puts videos on “Youtube” ...

A gift for Evgenia Vasilyeva for International Women's Day

As Mrs. Vasilyev ringed

On the eve of International Women's Day, the gift of one of its “charges” was made by the Russian Federal Penitentiary Service. A gift on behalf of the FSIN was awarded to Evgeny Vasilyeva, who continues to “languish” under house arrest, waiting for the investigating authorities to collect new tons of evidence and evidence regarding the “Oboronservice” case. The former head of this company received a bracelet from the representatives of the Federal Penal Service. But it is not a garnet or even a pearl one at all, but an electronic bracelet that will allow the competent authorities to follow the movements of the criminal fig.



Representatives of the Federal Penitentiary Service on their official website published a comment that such a bracelet is not afraid of exposure to moisture, and you can even go to the bath ... It is strange that they did not publish an addition to the comment that you can go with the bracelet not only to the bath, but also trips to tropical seas or the misty shores of the western European islands ...

They made a gift, they wanted to please Mrs. Vasilyev before the holiday, but she, you see, was still dissatisfied. Says: that it is you who instead of my gold and coral bracelets you slip ... Turn the brillians back better ... However, the representatives of the FSIN answered that the bracelet they brought with them and put on her leg was perfect for her body and eyes. .

To put on something put on, and here's how the poor thing to continue to be? You don’t have to put on new tights, or narrow leather boots, or even go to a tanning bed: a ring of unburned skin on your leg will remain - how does it seem? But the FSIN seems to be hinting: it’s not time for tanning, but instead of leather leather boots, you can wear voluminous felt boots - everything will be warmer ... First, felt boots, then vatnichek with a number ... In general, they fantasize as they can ...

Returning from fantasy to reality, it should be noted: the other day it became known that the real estate inside which the former head of Oboronservis languishes is not the only one belonging to her. Investigators seized two St. Petersburg apartments, a house in the Leningrad Region, and another 600 square of non-residential square in the very center of Moscow. All these “modest huts”, like the apartment in Molochny Pereulok, are decorated for Yevgeny Nikolaevna, and, according to her father, were bought solely for his honestly earned money and exclusively out of unprecedented paternal love for his daughter ... And here, you understand, already ringed, almost strapped ...

"Thanks for the bread you will not smear" is now banned

How Russia proposes to fight corruption

4 in March The Ministry of Labor and Social Protection of the Russian Federation published on its website remarkable material, which is entitled as Review of recommendations on the implementation of a set of organizational, explanatory and other measures to prevent officials from behaving, which may be perceived by others as a promise to give a bribe or a proposal to give a bribe or as consent to accept a bribe or as a request to give a bribe.

"We agree." © Diliago / Ridus.ru


The remarkable feature of this document is that specialists from the Ministry of Labor offer a whole range of measures to combat corruption in Russia. One of the segments of such a complex are recommendations for conducting special seminars and trainings at which officials will be taught how to behave so as not to turn into a terry bribe taker. In particular, officials are invited to exclude from their speech expressions that may be perceived by the interlocutor ambiguously as hints that they (those very persons) are extorting something.

In order to completely eliminate any ambiguity, the Ministry of Labor cites a list of expressions that chiefs of various levels should avoid in their speech. We give this list and we:

- “the issue is difficult to solve, but possible”;
- “thanks to the bread you will not smear”;
- “agree”;
- “we need more compelling arguments”;
- “need to discuss the parameters”;
- “well, what shall we do?”


At the seminar, officials and supervisors are awaiting a course that is dedicated to information about how it is not good to constantly take gifts from subordinates, even if the price of these gifts is less than 3000 rubles. In addition, officials are ready to explain that for receiving, giving a bribe, as well as an attempt to receive and an attempt to give a bribe, you can be pleased with the bars.

Perhaps, the Ministry of Labor will allocate several hours for individual and intergroup classes at the indicated course. For example, a listener Ivanov and a listener Petrov (both officials) are called to the blackboard, and one of them tries to push his corrupt idea by saying: “Well, Ivan Ivanovich, in order for your company to win the bid for the construction project, you need more compelling arguments. " Immediately behind Peter Petrovich, who uttered this phrase, a red light comes on, and the teacher of the anti-corruption course draws in the magazine “Unsatisfied”. And if Petr Petrovich also says to the teacher: “Maybe we can agree?”, Then people in uniform enter the hall and send an official to take cessation-based occupational therapy sessions.

Judging by the information published the other day, the rector of the State University of Management Mr. Kozbanenko refused to attend training sessions. Or, if not refused, then, therefore, at seminars of the Ministry of Labor, he studied carelessly. Well, in vain ... This gentleman fell on the very first practice. Representatives of the investigation said that Viktor Kozbanenko extorted 7 million rubles from the head of one of the firms providing cleaning services. The rector wished to receive this money for granting the right to clean up the territories of the GUU to this particular firm and no other. As a result, the money was provided to Viktor Kozbanenko, but after the operatives had rewritten the numbers of all the banknotes.

The exam for the rector was a failure: a bag of money was in Moscow snow, and next to the bag was Viktor Anatolyevich Kozbanenko, doctor of law, who tried to explain that he borrowed money from a friend ... It is said that the snow was stamped with the face of the winner of the Prize of Russia Government and the honorable the employee of higher vocational education was decided to use at the trainings of the Ministry of Labor for clarity of the consequences of using the words “thank you for bread you will not smear” ...

Return of the Hero

Saving military reform is in full swing

A truly unique event happened last week at the Ministry of Defense of the country. The uniqueness is due to the fact that Hero of Russia, holder of numerous orders of the Russian Federation, General of the Army 63-year-old Nikolai Makarov returned to the main military department. From now on, Nikolai Egorovich, who at one time stood guard over reform ideas, was the main ideological supporter of the retired minister Anatoly Serdyukov and his reform direction, will hold the post of advisor to the defense minister Sergei Shoigu. At the same time, the order of appointment was not even signed by Shoigu himself, but by the State Secretary of the Ministry, Mr. Pankov. And signed about a month ago. At least, this is how information is presented by Russian news agencies.



News literally inspired the Russian public. With joy, people began to take to the streets with the words: “Thank God, the savior of reform has returned!” Representatives of the army and fleet in a single outburst with a twinkle of sincere joy in my eyes I heard the news that Nikolai Makarov was back in service, again aimed at polishing reformist successes. After all, everyone knew that without Nikolai Yegorovich, reform was in danger. And without his advice, the current Minister of Defense can do things ... But now he certainly won’t do it ...

After it became known about the new post of General of the Army Nikolai Makarov, the people began to express their aspirations: and maybe return to the Ministry of Defense all the "witnesses", "defendants" and other gentlemen? .. After all, it is possible for Anatoly Eduardovich to find in the Ministry of Defense the place, for Evgenia Vasilyeva, and for everyone, everyone, everyone who, with his unparalleled work, worked for the benefit of the Russian Armed Forces, but by the will of the lack of professionalism of the investigating authorities and the insanely deceitful publications of detractors turned out to be unfairly branded. They will still serve Mother Russia! Served once - will serve and more ... More and more!

Part II. "Well! In this case, we will continue the conversation about love in the director's office! ”

Goodbye Furious!

No death

On the night of March 6, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez died. The reaction of the world media to this sad event consisted of condolences, hypotheses about what will happen to the country after the death of the Bolivarian leader, whether new elections will affect international cooperation and previously concluded contracts, as well as assumptions about which of the two likely candidates for the presidency — Maduro and Capriles Radonsky — is more popular in the homeland.



The grief of the people who have lost their leader is great. Newspapers all over the world (very different: left and right, conservative, liberal, English-speaking, and Cyrillic) wrote about farewell and prayers, about sorrow and sobs, that Chavez was loved by millions and millions. Supporters of the late Hugo took to the Venezuelan streets with posters: "Chavez is our president." They could not accept the fact that he was gone. More recently, when Comandante was in a Cuban hospital, the former president of Honduras, Manuel Zelaya, said: “President Hugo Chavez will never die, because he is immortal!”

Comandante is truly immortal. He will never be forgotten by those people whom he pulled out of poverty, and - with the right upbringing - the children of these people will not forget. During the years of Comrade Chavez’s rule, the unemployment rate in the country fell from 14,5% to 8,0%, and the proportion of the poorest population fell from 47,0% to 27,2%.

Speaking at the Moscow military hospital, where the life left "Frantic", Vice President Nicolas Maduro сказал: “Comandante, wherever you are, thank you. Thanks a thousand times from this people that you have protected, which you have loved and which have never let you down. We will be worthy sons of this great man, what he was and will remain in our memory forever. ”

Bolivian President Evo Morales said: “I am shocked by the news of the death of my friend. In Bolivia, declared a national mourning. Throughout Venezuela, I wish courage and strength in this difficult moment. I think the best tribute to the memory of Chavez will be the continuation of work in the cause of the unity of nations. ”

Mr. Capriles, oppositionist and opponent of Chávez in the last election, I did not recall past disagreements: “President Hugo Chávez and I were opponents, but we were never enemies. I would like to express now respect for him and solidarity with all Venezuelans without exception. We understand the pain of the family of the late President and people throughout the country and express our condolences to them. We had differences, everyone knows about it, but now is not the time to talk about what separates us. ”

In a telegram from Vladimir Putin sent to the Venezuelan authorities, было отменено: “It was an extraordinary and strong man who looked into the future and always set the highest bar for himself.”

Dmitry Medvedev saidthat "the whole life of Chávez is an example of the selfless service to the Venezuelan people, the struggle for justice and equality."

Permanent Representative of Russia to the UN Vitaly Churkin call the premature demise of the tragedy commander for the whole world: “I believe that Hugo Chavez was the greatest political figure for his country, Latin America as a whole and for the whole world. And, of course, he played a very important role in the development of relations between Venezuela and Russia. Therefore, we especially grieve. ”

Condolences to the Venezuelan people expressed UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon: “As president of Venezuela, Chavez made a huge contribution to the development of his country. I also want to express my deepest condolences to the family, people and government of Venezuela in connection with the loss of the head of state. ”

Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko acted with a special address: “Sad heart pierced our hearts — a close, reliable friend, our brother, President of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez Frias, passed away ... , freed from the political and economic oppression of foreign powers. President Chavez confidently led his native country to freedom and happiness with a strong, firm hand. He was and, I am sure, will forever remain for millions of people the true father of the Venezuelan nation, the protector of the poor, the deprived and oppressed, the beacon of hope and the pillar of democracy in the South American continent. ”

British newspaper "The Guardian" recalls about the social programs of the Comandante, which made him the most popular politician in the country, and perhaps in all of Latin America: “The fact remains: Chavez was adored by millions. The slum dwellers felt: he was on their side, he understood their problems. Chavez won free, if not always fair elections, generously distributed money for new hospitals, literacy courses and social programs, reduced poverty, strengthened the position of local councils, opposed George Bush on the Iraq war, supported local pride and confidence in himself throughout Latin America, and did it all charismatically and talented. "

Quite differently, those media outlets responded to the death of comrade Chávez, who became famous for their devotion to the ideas of liberalism and world democracy.

In the English "The Financial Times" instead of condolences появились the following lines: “… At home, Chavez's style of government became more and more impulsive and authoritarian. He subjugated institutions such as the Supreme Court, the army, parliament and the Central Bank. Concentrating more and more power in his hands, Chavez seems to have lost himself, philosophically speaking. <…> Incompetence, inefficiency and corruption have undermined public support for Chavez more than any imperialist conspiracy could have done. "

In The New York Times, Chavez wrote: “He was determined to retain his power and expand his powers. He was obsessed with changes to the laws and other regulations of Venezuela in order to secure an indefinite number of re-elections and become, in essence, a caudillo ... "

Probably gaining inspiration from these mouthpieces of imperialism, expressed Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper: "At this crucial moment, I express the hope that the people of Venezuela can now begin building a brighter future based on the principles of freedom, democracy, the rule of law and respect for human rights."

But the most heartless, almost insulting was the reaction that came from the bastion of world democracy, human rights and all kinds of freedoms - the United States. From where the bright future has long been built.

The President of the United States — despite the fact that K. Keenan, a speechwriter who writes speeches and appeals to him, worked at a funeral and other mournful activities before joining the White House — he did not even bother to express condolences. AT statement He confined himself to a demagogic mention of the topic of human rights: “At this difficult time after the death of President Hugo Chávez, the US reaffirms its support for the people of Venezuela and their interest in developing constructive relations with the government of Venezuela. Now that Venezuela is starting a new chapter of its own stories"The United States continues to be committed to supporting democratic principles, respect for the law, and human rights."

Stale presidential line in their comments was developed by the American rulers of thoughts and voices. US Congressmen enthusiastically greeted the news of the death of "Furious." In their reaction, something flashed in common with the happy exclamation “wow”, which H. Clinton published upon learning of the murder of Gaddafi.

“Chavez was a tyrant who forced Venezuelans to live in fear ... So much the better, good riddance! Now, US relations with this country have become possible ", - said the head of the international committee of the House of Representatives of the United States Republican Ed Royce. Republican Ileana Ros-Letinen, the former head of this committee, noted that after the death of Chavez, Venezuelans "had hope for a new era of freedom and democracy." “It always happens with tyrants,” another Republican, Tom Cotton, supported her.

We will not judge these bullies from Congress. History will tell them their place. Finish the episode in words Mariela Castro, daughter of Raul: “Chavez left behind a revolutionary people. There is no way back. There is no death if a person has adequately fulfilled what he was meant to do in life. ”

Short life of Maxim Kuzmin

About Advanced Forensic Medical Examination

This week it became known about the statement of Mark Donaldson, sheriff of Ector County, Texas. This man allegedly stated that the three-year-old Maxim Kuzmin, adopted by the Shatto family, died in an accident. According to the autopsy examination, the cause of death was the internal rupture of the artery, resulting from a blunt injury. It has been reported that expertise established: The boy has injured himself.



The bruises found on the boy's body were also somehow obtained by him without the participation of outsiders. Finally, no traces of drugs were found in the child’s body.

Accordingly, there is no reason to institute a criminal case. No one is to blame, except for the child himself, who mutilated himself with a "stupid object." The usual thing: three-year-old children, as you know, constantly take different objects and then maim, then kill themselves. It is not clear how humanity inhabited the planet and crossed for the seven billion milestone.

The Commissioner for Children's Rights under the President of the Russian Federation, Pavel Astakhov, tweeted: “The bruises disappeared, the medicines were gone, the adoptive parents were acquitted, the authorities refused the claims, the three-year-old boy became a victim of big politics.”

Later, the Texas police clarified: the boy did not inflict injuries to himself. Talking to 6 March with ITAR-TASS correspondent, Mark Donaldson сообщилthat, as it seems to him, the injury that “caused the rupture of the artery, was not inflicted on itself.” Donaldson did not mean bruises, but "only this one injury."

The sheriff does not question the findings of a forensic medical examination. According to the results of the autopsy, the child suffered from a "behavior disorder" and was engaged in self-mutilation. Donaldson admits that this self-wrecking agent "has fallen somewhere." “And this is not a self-inflicted injury. This is an accident. ” However, the sheriff also admits that the child could jump from a height from somewhere, moreover, he probably “did it intentionally”.

The case is clear that the case is dark - as always, when the investigation is conducted in the USA and concerns adopted Russian children. The American has nothing to do with it, the children are to blame themselves. Russian mucosists with blunt objects in their hands ...

Recently, a resident of Smyrna, Tennessee, 25-year-old Samantha Harper, were brought murder charges. This woman in August 2012 left her two children in a locked car. She herself went home to sleep, and when she slept, both babies died - because the car inside was heated to 38 degrees.

Two-year-old girl Savannah and three-year-old boy Daniel were American children.

But in the case of the baby Dima Yakovlev, who died in July 2008, also in a closed car in the heat of 32 degrees (foster father Miles Harrison left him at GMC Yukon on 9 hours) the court sided with the “parent”: Harrison was fully justified. I forgot to bring the child to kindergarten, and that's all. It happens to everyone. Not the Fed robbed and did not encroach on the president, in fact.

In investigating the death of Maxim Kuzmin, one detail is interesting, namely, the method used by the US forensic medical examination, which is based, undoubtedly, on scientific innovations. The American pathologist, having opened the body, with the help of advanced Western science, easily proved that the child suffered from "behavior disorder."

Amazing - next. It seems to us, the townsfolk, that scientists usually make such conclusions when dealing with a living object, and not with a dead one. In addition, our stupid brain relentlessly drills the idea that pathologists, as a rule, do not study behavioral reactions and are occupied with far more sad questions.

Another thing is psychiatrists or psychologists. Just their task - to put different entertaining diagnoses of living kids, as well as their parents. Are these specialists in the US in short supply? Oh no, there are more than enough representatives of these professions - even more than lawyers.

It is possible that, as a juggler pulls a rabbit out of a cylinder, the American pathologist will take out a psychology diploma from his jacket.

Epidemic of violence: who is ahead of the rest?

Hundreds of thousands and millions

India is talking about a whole wave of violence. The strong half of humanity grabs half of the weak and rapes. Men and boys grab women, girls and girls everywhere they see them — in schools, on the streets, on buses, on country roads — they are beaten and brought down to the ground or tied to a tree. Then they get their five minutes of pleasure in turn, and the victim, who was abused with half a dozen drunk Indians, dies in the hospital. Or it is drowned in a well.



Recently, a seven-year-old girl was raped in Delhi - right in a public school. Indifferent and stupid policemen so opposed the citizens of this country that people gathered for a spontaneous demonstration, threw stones at them. This little girl will live, but here are three sisters (from six to eleven years old) from the state of Maharashtra were thrown rapists in the well and found there only two days later. This happened in February.

A loud affair was also the group rape of 16 in December 2012, when six villains in the bus beat 23-year-old student Jioti Singh Pandi and her companion with steel rods. The chauffeur also participated in the hourly orgy that followed the beating. Then the guy and the girl threw on the road, and the bus drove along the route further. 29 december girl passed away. All rapists, except for one minor, now face the death penalty. Think they consider themselves to be guilty? Not.

By rape india which usually takes one of the first places in the world. Rape happens in this country every twenty minutes.

Leading the world in the number of criminal acts of sexual harassment, probably the United States. According to government statistics, 20% residents of the country collide with rapists. Rape and sexual harassment is reported to an average 24 person per minute! Over a year, about a million (!) Women become victims of rape. Six million more men and women in 2011 complained about sexual harassment and attempted rape. Finally, twelve million people faced violence from sexual partners or spouses.

Thus, for the year 19 millions of residents and residents of the United States are faced with violence in one form or another.

Second place in the sad list belongs to the Republic of South Africa. Estimated, a year in South Africa, 500.000 rape occurs. For a woman born in this blessed country, the probability of becoming a victim of rapists is higher than the probability of learning to read. More than 25% of men surveyed by the South African Medical Research Council in 2009 said they raped women. Almost every second of them said that he had raped several. In South Africa alone in 2000 alone, more than 67 thousands of cases of rape and sexual assault were reported in children in South Africa. And this is considered to be only the tip of the iceberg, about one tenth of it.

Third place should be given to the Democratic Republic of Congo. Here every day more than a thousand women are raped. According to The American Journal of Public Health, 12 women were raped during the months from 2006 to 2007 in the Congo over the months. Every 400.000-I resident of the country at least once was raped.

The UN rapes this week in the DRC. Organization requested to local authorities demanding to investigate rape cases suspected by the military. This requirement is due to the fact that in December a special investigation revealed 126 cases of rape in the city of Minova: there the army was retreating.

Russia is far from these flagships of violence. According to the MIArape or attempted rape in 2008, 5398 was recorded, in 2009, 4790. However, according to experts of the National Independent Commission on Women's Rights and Violence against Women, the data are underestimated, and the number of rapes in Russia is 30-50 thousand per year.

Even if the experts are right, and not the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the credibility of workers is traditionally low (besides, not all victims make statements), then in this case Russia is seriously lagging behind South Africa, Congo or the United States. And this time it is not a reason to “catch up and overtake”.

* "Life is short, but glory can be eternal" Cicero
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  1. +5
    10 March 2013 08: 56
    First boots, then a quilted jacket with a number ... In general, they fantasize how they can ...

    Let's hope that our justice will not let this grandiose scam on the brakes. Each person involved will receive well-deserved retribution. am

    The USA is probably the leader in the world in the number of criminal acts of sexual harassment.

    Why is the beacon of democracy so goofed.

    Recently, a resident of Smyrna, Tennessee, 25-year-old Samantha Harper, was charged with murder. This woman in August 2012 left her two children in a closed car. She herself went home to sleep, and when she slept, both babies died - because the car inside heated up to 38 degrees.

    Why is shitty ameria so indifferent to children.
    1. +9
      10 March 2013 09: 34
      Wow what occupiers we are - they built the radar.
      1. 0
        11 March 2013 17: 16
        Heh ... did not know that in Estonia there is a ministry of defense :)))
    2. +23
      10 March 2013 09: 42
      Good day to all hi
      The selection is interesting and competently presented, but with a touch of some sadness, it seemed to me. And it is not surprising ... The past week did not have much fun, the death of Chavez was too difficult and cannot but arouse sympathy and respect for his courageous struggle with the disease and his last words - "I do not want to die ..." This news and left a tragic imprint on all news releases. Eternal memory to Chavez.
      Specifically, according to some facts from the selection:
      Quote: Sandov
      The USA is probably the leader in the world in the number of criminal acts of sexual harassment.


      This phrase, of course, sounds somewhat accusatory, but notice the word

      probably, , sounded in the article, colleagues! I think that the above statistics include the facts of "sexual harassment", which are so eagerly sought out and passed off as the fact of sexual harassment by dissatisfied American women. After all, there even an interested male gaze is readily interpreted by a sexually preoccupied female, as a peasant's desire to pounce on her, so beautiful and captivating ...

      As for the Estonian idiots in their desire to leapfrog each other's inventiveness in the matter of "fighting the consequences of the Soviet occupation" - why be surprised, colleagues? We are not surprised at the antics of a paranoid or a schizophrenic ... He is a moron! No wonder. The other day it was infa that the Balts had already decided to demand compensation from Russia for the Ingalinskaya NPP, which was closed (by them - the Balts!). IN INventiveness! They got a chicken laying golden eggs for free, they put this chicken into the soup, fulfilling the wishes of their friends from the EU, and then - with claims - to Russia for the fact that the chicken meat in the soup ran out ... These are not stupid inventions of smoked Tajik journalists - sell, sell and sell! This requires a special, Scandinavian (somewhere, about) mindset to try to make money out of thin air!
      I was amused by the list of phrases not recommended for use by officials. It reminds very much of the instructions on how to achieve the desired result in "taking money from the population", but to do it gracefully and avoid punishment. One can feel the leading and experienced hand of skilled ministerial workers. Indeed - refresher courses. But, that's the trouble! Even such a hardened businessman as the rector of GSU Kozbanenko and he stepped into the jam, did not finish watching, did not foresee ...
      1. Kaa
        +7
        10 March 2013 10: 07
        Quote: esaul
        After all, there even an interested male look is readily interpreted by a sexually preoccupied female, as a man’s desire to pounce on her, so beautiful and captivating

        Do they have Sharia already introduced there? I need to urgently wear very black glasses bully ... and it happens that you turn your head ... and you run into an article laughing . And the Indians did not please - the long-term study of the Kama Sutra is bearing fruit, but some kind of perverted, I do not remember that there was something with beatings request
        1. Georgs
          0
          11 March 2013 11: 23
          Quote: Kaa
          And the Indians did not please - the long-term study of the Kama Sutra is bearing fruit, but some kind of perverted, I do not remember that there was something with beatings

          It is doubtful to me that there the Kamasutra should study every one that meets and crosses. It is unlikely that street hookers are familiar with such high art. This is more likely for high castes, whose representatives are unlikely to rape in the streets.
      2. +11
        10 March 2013 11: 30
        Quote: esaul
        As for the Estonian idiots in their desire to leapfrog each other's inventiveness in the matter of "fighting the consequences of the Soviet occupation" - why be surprised, colleagues? We are not surprised at the antics of a paranoid or a schizophrenic ... He is a moron! No wonder. The other day it was infa that the Balts had already decided to demand compensation from Russia for the Ingalinskaya NPP, which was closed (by them - the Balts!). IN INventiveness! They got the chicken laying the golden eggs for free, they put this chicken into the soup, fulfilling the wishes of their friends from the EU, and then - with claims - to Russia for the fact that the chicken meat in the soup ran out ... These are not stupid inventions of smoked Tajik journalists - sell, sell and sell! This requires a special, Scandinavian (somewhere, about) mindset to try to make money out of thin air!


        I absolutely agree with you, in general, the Baltics is some kind of unrealistic zoo of degenerates, although what else can you expect from the idiots who, from the mattress state department, select presidents from pensioners on the territory of the UWB, and they lick their buttocks with decorum and utter obsequiousness.
      3. +3
        10 March 2013 22: 54
        Dear colleague, this mentality (let's say it is) will be Chukhon and not Scandinavian .. negative
    3. +10
      10 March 2013 11: 26
      Chavez man! Not afraid to nationalize oil!
      1. 755962
        +3
        10 March 2013 11: 56
        But the question is .. What will happen after the Comandante?

        After the death of Hugo Chavez, Venezuela may begin a rapprochement with the United States, which will negatively affect the relationship of Caracas with Moscow.

        According to experts, if political opponents of the ex-president of Venezuela come to power, the country's foreign policy will be revised towards partnership with Washington. Relations with Russia will pass into the category of ordinary, very far apart countries.

        "After the death of Chavez, Venezuela faces a very tough political struggle, and its outcome is unpredictable, because, of course, the rule of the current political force was largely due to the personality of Chavez and his ability to" ignite "the masses. Already in the last elections, which he won, he was a rather serious opponent from the right-wing opposition, and without Chavez, of course, his party will have a very difficult time, "said Fyodor Lukyanov, editor-in-chief of Russia in Global Affairs magazine, quoted by RIA Novosti.


        http://www.islamnews.ru/news-138662.html
      2. +17
        10 March 2013 15: 53
        Quote: Civil

        Chavez man!


        Remember the Commandant.

        Goodbye Commandant, goodbye dear
        It hurts me to write these lines
        Slowed down the steps, the voice resounded silently
        Banner Flags

        Goodbye Lieutenant Colonel AMIGO is our friend
        You were a real, fearless soldier
        Latin countries leading
        With a contemptuous look west

        Of all the trouble you always came out
        With a smile, even though it was so hard
        Beret and landing badge on the chest
        It’s a pity death cannot be defeated

        I look with hope in the LATIN chamber
        Perhaps I do not think boldly
        May YOUR business never die
        You are only good and bloom the beauty of VENEZUELA!

        "It smells of sulfur here" - these words alone indicate that the COMMANDER had an excellent sense of humor and dignity.
        The real leader!
    4. +3
      10 March 2013 22: 30
      Quote: Sandov
      This woman left her two children in a closed car in August 2012. She herself went home to sleep, and when she slept, both babies died - because the car inside heated up to 38 degrees.

      It’s time for amer to hump on Constipation. It is impossible to suffocate in them, only to freeze, which is unlikely in their climate.
  2. +13
    10 March 2013 09: 05
    Marijuana in the service of the Tajik economy


    Journalists put forward a proposal, after visiting the plantations of cannabis, having thoroughly smoked beforehand.
    Regarding the supply of heroin under the sign Made in Tochikiston, things are not so hopeless. As far as I remember in one of the mosaic issues, there was news about the opening of drug addiction centers in France, where they can calmly inject themselves and buy another dose. I think now the government of Tochikiston is working on this question holding in hand instead of pens .insulin syringes winked


    How Estonia continues to break with the Soviet "occupation"


    Only let Estonia break down. Something Soviet is immediately built up from the Natsiks. Break, destroy, only then they are sat satisfied on the ruins and think about whether it’s time to dump in Germany laughing

    All these “modest huts”, like the apartment in Molochny Lane, are designed for Evgenia Nikolaevna, and, as her father claims, were bought exclusively with his honestly earned money and solely out of an unparalleled fatherly love for his daughter ...

    Poor Madame Vasilieva, three jackets, three magnitaphones, a cigarette case are also three. All acquired is not feasible labor. Now her lawyers will start yelling about what the latter has been taken from her, they take out property for political reasons. I won’t be surprised if she filed a lawsuit with the European Court.


    The exam for the rector turned out to be a failure: the package with money was in Moscow snow, and next to the package was doctor of legal sciences Viktor Kozbanenko, who was trying to explain that he borrowed money from a friend ...


    7 million belay but they say that kind of money doesn’t roll on snow laughing Now the rector in the pre-trial detention center will teach the concept of lads, but I’m afraid I won’t understand his lads there. -Porozhniaks are persecuting the professor, and then there was a bucket lol

    Commander of numerous orders of the Russian Federation Army General 63-year-old Nikolai Makarov.


    At least someone on the site knows why he received at least one medal what It may be worth announcing the list for what, it will be interesting to get acquainted with his "exploits"


    The New York Times wrote about Chávez: “He was determined to keep his power and expand his powers.


    I don’t get it. They wrote about Obama?

    The strong half of humanity grabs half the weak and rapes. Men and boys grab women, girls and girls wherever they see them — in schools, on the streets, on buses, on country roads — they beat and knock them down or tie them to a tree

    Stunned, raped on every corner. The Kama Sutra is bearing fruit and the constant image of the phalos could not be discreetly hidden. But even in this case, India is inferior to the United States, although whoever doubts they have a free society. It is necessary to impose sanctions against the United States, they do not pay attention to protecting women.
    1. Kaa
      +7
      10 March 2013 10: 09
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Journalists put forward a proposal, after visiting the canopy plantations, having thoroughly smoked beforehand

      We already seemed to give them advice - "The plan in response to the employment plan", they are there, they don't read VO! laughing
      1. +16
        10 March 2013 10: 16
        Quote: Kaa
        what are they there, do not read in!

        Yes, when they read, they are always under the influence of wind from canopy fields. In Tajikistan, there are constant winds, from which side everything will not blow to Kaif laughing
  3. +5
    10 March 2013 09: 06
    Quote: "At the same time, the order of appointment was signed not even by Shoigu himself, but by the state secretary of the department, Mr. Pankov."
    Oh, you can do it. Orders for the appointment of army generals are now issued by the State Secretary of the RF Ministry of Defense ?! Perhaps the brigade commanders should be instructed to appoint the secretaries of the second assistants to the third deputies? Where does the "great Tuvan" look when such advisors are slipped to him? Pankova, forgive this political ******, it's time to retire.
    1. +4
      10 March 2013 09: 47
      Quote: piter-tank
      Orders on the appointment of army generals are now issued by the state secretary of the Russian Defense Ministry ?! Maybe assign brigade commanders to appoint secretaries

      And all in order to increase the prestige of the profession of secretaries! And you’re used to, do you understand, to get off with chocolate!
      Hello everyone!
      Thanks to the authors for the excellent (as always) review!
    2. AK-47
      +2
      10 March 2013 10: 48
      Quote: piter-tank
      Where does the "great Tuvan" look

      Orders must be carried out whether they like them or not.
      So the Minister of Defense fulfills unacceptable wishes from above.
      1. +2
        10 March 2013 19: 57
        So in order to understand those "miracles" that this sweet couple has done "consultant" is needed. Without him (the "consultant"), being in your right mind, you cannot figure it out, because in the winding and dark corridors of their strange thoughts you can get lost and wake up in a white chamber. smile
    3. Heccrbq
      +2
      10 March 2013 11: 16
      No wonder the guy from Altai does not put his signature, if that --- I'm not me, the deputy is not mine!
    4. +2
      10 March 2013 13: 45
      Verily shit does not sink ....
    5. wax
      +5
      10 March 2013 15: 52
      Correctly, Makarov's position is called "Leading Analyst of the Department of General Inspectors of the Ministry of Defense", i.e. N. Makarov is not an adviser to the Minister of Defense, but just one of the analysts of one of the departments. cleaning lady and cloakroom attendant, when will he do business? The MO has a regulation on appointment procedures.
  4. vladsolo56
    +5
    10 March 2013 09: 14
    Stunned by Makarov’s return to the Moscow Region, it’s not even a bomb, it’s a nuclear explosion. Putin is introducing his cadres to the MoD so that some would not think that they can work for the good of the Motherland, that he needs to worry about Western partners. So fun in Russia you will not get bored.
    1. +1
      10 March 2013 10: 10
      Quote: vladsolo56
      Stunned by Makarov’s return to the Moscow Region, it’s not even a bomb, it’s a nuclear explosion.

      I am tormented by vague doubts ... And the Minister of Defense himself is aware that Pankov appointed Makarov to be his adviser ??? What about the president? Soon, Pankov Serdyukov will be returned to the ministry! Guess what position?
      1. +13
        10 March 2013 11: 34
        Quote: AlNikolaich
        . And the Minister of Defense himself is aware that Pankov appointed Makarov to be his adviser ???


        Guys, well, do not repeat the heresy of the media. Makarov was not appointed ADVISOR TO SHOIGU. and for the position Leading analyst of the Department of Inspectors General of the Ministry of Defense... The administration itself is about 30 retired senior military leaders, which is also headed by the former NGSH Moiseev. This is a purely representative position in the "paradise group" as they call it in the army. In the USSR, there was also such a group of inspectors general under the Ministry of Defense, which Yeltsin liquidated in 1992, and Serdyukov revived in 2008 if I am not mistaken. So Makarov is just an analyst with the Moiseev group laughing
        1. 0
          11 March 2013 11: 48
          Even so, I'm still shocked. What a leading analyst he is. I have already analyzed so much that now I will have to re-analyze it for years. Not in his analysts in the Vologda penny, for "life" living. angry
      2. 0
        10 March 2013 14: 49
        Quote: AlNikolaich
        Soon, Pankov Serdyukov will be returned to the ministry! Guess what position?

        How on what? Deputy Minister, otherwise you haven’t guessed yet hi wassat
    2. Kaa
      +7
      10 March 2013 10: 15
      Quote: vladsolo56
      Makarov’s return to Moscow Region is not even a bomb, it is a nuclear explosion.

      In the old days in Russia there was a term "language". This was the name, for example, of a caught and repentant market thief, who was then taken around the market, and he pointed to accomplices whom the guards "accepted". There is an analogy ... this is how much he can hand over accomplices laughing
      1. DeerIvanovich
        0
        10 March 2013 12: 02
        to be more precise, the town hall from Old Slavonic is the people.
    3. -3
      10 March 2013 13: 46
      Soon Serdyukov will become an adviser .... guess three times - who ??
      1. 0
        11 March 2013 11: 47
        vezunchikapparently you !!!!! wink
  5. +5
    10 March 2013 09: 18

    They offer local authorities to export marijuana to those countries of the world where it is not prohibited by law.

    In 1977, after the first year, we passed a geodetic practice near Donetsk. Our polygon was exactly on the same field as in the first photo. But then it never occurred to me to smoke, collect pollen, etc. By the way, later the Skif plant was built there, and we hammered the first pegs.
    1. +9
      10 March 2013 09: 50
      Quote: Garrin
      But then it never crossed my mind to smoke, to collect pollen, etc.

      So you did not have freedom of thought and expression of will! You have not yet been seized by the light of democratic education! In short, dark Russian barbarians! laughing
      1. +7
        10 March 2013 11: 23
        Quote: Egoza
        So you did not have the freedom of thinking and expression of will! You have not yet been seized by the light of democratic education! In short, dark Russian barbarians! laughing

        Well, then we, like more portchecks, preferred drinks love
      2. +1
        10 March 2013 14: 52
        hi laughing good But what - democracy without hemp does not exist))))
    2. +9
      10 March 2013 10: 16
      Quote: Garrin
      The Skif plant was built, and we hammered the first pegs.

      You scored the pegs, and the factory turned out. And these guys are kosyachki hammer, respectively, and other thoughts ...
      And in general, while Tojikiston did not survive from the mind at all, they must begin to preach rastamanism. Better to listen to Bob Marley, dreadlocks grow and fight for peace!
      1. +8
        10 March 2013 11: 45
        Quote: AlNikolaich
        You scored the pegs, and the factory turned out. And these guys are kosyachki hammer, respectively, and other thoughts ...


        In the eighth grade, a friend and I also got a job at the Moscow Agricultural Institute at the Research Institute of Agriculture and hammered pegs for decorative onions and tied cannabis in Soviet times. It was used everywhere in the food industry.

        1. +5
          10 March 2013 22: 04
          Hemp after processing is hemp, and then ropes and ropes. Strategic stuff however!
          1. +3
            10 March 2013 23: 00
            Yes, and hempseed oil is a very valuable product (in my opinion for watches and other precise mechanisms)
            1. 0
              11 March 2013 11: 52
              SlavaP, by the way, it is sold in pharmacies (expensive infection) and what if? belay wassat
          2. 0
            11 March 2013 11: 50
            sso-xnumx, it was with us ,, dense Slavs ,, belay , --- and the right vision for the use of hemp wink only in the shabby west laughing
    3. Kaa
      +2
      10 March 2013 10: 17
      Quote: Garrin
      then it never crossed my mind to smoke, to collect pollen

      Quote: Egoza
      you did not have the freedom of thinking and expression of will!

      And the vodka was at 4.30 ... wink
      1. +3
        10 March 2013 11: 49
        Quote: Kaa
        And the vodka was at 4.30 ... wink

        4.12 feel
        1. +8
          10 March 2013 12: 30
          Quote: Garrin
          4.12

          "crankshaft" 3,50 plus container cost 12 kopecks = 3,62 wink
          1. +3
            10 March 2013 12: 54
            "Crankshaft!!!" Pleasant memories....
            1. +3
              10 March 2013 23: 01
              Damn, when I accidentally in my calculations, of which I do a lot, I come across the number 3.62 - something goes on inside ... drinks
          2. explorer
            0
            12 March 2013 07: 17
            Definitely, the Ministry of Labor and Social Security of the Russian Federation specifically forgot:
            drinks "Well, here you can't figure it out without half a liter ..."
      2. dusha233
        0
        11 March 2013 17: 05
        do not drive vodka was 3.62
        And beer in Nikolaev and Donetsk was never translated fresh !!!
        1. 0
          17 March 2013 11: 45
          And at 2,87 per bubble, do not you remember?
  6. Ganges
    +5
    10 March 2013 09: 28
    Quote: Sandov
    The USA is probably the leader in the world in the number of criminal acts of sexual harassment.

    Why is the beacon of democracy so goofed.

    What are you, dear, how disgraced? They have democracy, everything is possible for everyone, so they use their rights wink .
    It is very sad that they returned the wrecker Makarov, God forbid, the confrontation begins in the higher echelons of the Ministry of Defense, it will be extremely sad.
  7. predator.3
    +8
    10 March 2013 09: 34
    - “the issue is difficult to solve, but possible”;
    - “thanks to the bread you will not smear”;
    - “agree”;
    - “we need more compelling arguments”;
    - “need to discuss the parameters”;
    - “well, what shall we do?”


    Instead, enter these expressions:
    --People are divided into two halves: those who are in prison and those who should be in prison;
    “I'm not worried about the people who are in prison.” I am disturbed by people who are not in prison;
    --Do not renounce from prison and from the sum;
    - “Do not pervert the law ... and do not take gifts; for gifts blind the eyes of the wise and turn the work of the right ”;
    - "Many peoples died because they forgave the theft of nobles, and were punished for the theft of a commoner";
    1. +15
      10 March 2013 11: 52
      Quote: predator.3
      -People are divided into two halves: those who are in prison and those who should be in prison;
  8. +10
    10 March 2013 09: 37
    Thanks to Alexey and Oleg for the review!

    And to the congressmen from the United States, satanically rejoicing in the death of the great commander Hugo Chavez, I would like to say the following: "The memory of the commander will forever remain in the hearts of people, and your descendants will spit on your graves! For no one has canceled the law of retribution!"
  9. +2
    10 March 2013 09: 37
    Nikolai Egorovich, who at one time stood guard over reformist ideas, was the main ideological supporter of the retired minister Anatoly Serdyukov and his reform direction
    He was an irresponsible licking - and nobody else
  10. fenix57
    +4
    10 March 2013 09: 42
    The Ministry of Labor would have opened courses: "What is a bribe .. [/ b] "Vasiliev and Serdyukov had to ring together: Siamese twins.
    1. Kaa
      0
      10 March 2013 10: 22
      Quote: fenix57
      Vasiliev would have to ring together with Serdyukov: the Siamese twins.

      They ring (fish, birds, chanterelles, seals) in two cases - when they are entered in the Red Book and made "inviolable", or to track migration routes, clustering, spawning. What are we dealing with here, with protection, or identification? laughing
      PS Guilty, another case - in the city of homeless sterilized animals, too, ring belay
      1. predator.3
        +6
        10 March 2013 11: 16
        Quote: Kaa
        What are we dealing with, with protection, or revealing?


        In the case of the two persons listed above, we are dealing with banal theft (something about 14 billion rubles) and we would be happy to track the path of their migration to solar Magadan, and let them spawn or pile up there!
  11. +2
    10 March 2013 10: 05
    I wonder how the rector’s business will end. Perhaps soon the doctor of law will become an adviser to the Minister of Education?
  12. Zhzhuk
    +4
    10 March 2013 10: 26
    I liked the clip good
  13. fenix57
    0
    10 March 2013 10: 30
    Quote: Kaa
    Ringing (fish, birds, chanterelles, seals) in two cases

    Here, to track the paths of "migration this CAT DR .... NUY and" ringed "(blah did not put quotes) hi
  14. +3
    10 March 2013 10: 31
    The American pathologist, having opened the body, with the help of advanced Western science easily proved that the child suffered from a "behavior disorder".
    You are simply behind the times. This is a new medical specialty in the states. Pathologist.
  15. predator.3
    +8
    10 March 2013 11: 30
    Russia is far from these flagships of violence. According to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, 2008 cases of rape or attempted rape were registered in 5398, 2009 in 4790. True, experts at the National Independent Commission on Women's Rights and Violence against Women believe that the data are underestimated and the number of rape in Russia is 30-50 thousand per year.

    For those who can’t keep their quirks behind, I recommend this punishment!
  16. +10
    10 March 2013 11: 38
    Add another 5 kopecks to the news
    Falklands hold referendum on their status
    Overseas Territory of Great Britain - Falkland Islands will hold a referendum on March 10-11 on its political status against the background of the ongoing conflict between Britain and Argentina, disputing the rights to these territories.
    The decision on the plebiscite was made by the Falklands government itself, which insists that the islands are British overseas territory of their choice, are not subordinate to London as a colony, but are completely self-governing, with the exception of defense and international politics. But the referendum should put an end to the claims of Argentina, which since the Falkland War has not recognized the current status of the archipelago, writes RIA Novosti.
    As the referendum organizers insist, most of the 2 thousand 841 inhabitants of the archipelago are in favor of maintaining the status quo, not wanting to be controlled by Argentina.
    http://obozrevatel.com/abroad/96871-folklendyi-provedut-referendum-po-svoemu-sta
    tusu.htm
    xxxxxxxxxx
    This may not be the most important news, but to me personally, it’s a shame! Some two large islands with any small fry, with a population of less than 3 x thousand, are holding a referendum, and in Ukraine, with a population of Russians over 14 million (official), they cannot hold a referendum! Neither for the Russian language, nor for joining the TC!
    1. +2
      10 March 2013 23: 05
      do not pour me salt on the wound ... well, to the demon with these referenda ... well, the Scots will jump next year ... as if at least one referendum decided something.
  17. +7
    10 March 2013 11: 40
    And Estonian fighters with the Soviet invaders also need to do something, for example, with the occupying port in Tallinn and the occupying television tower and many, many more objects and kilometers of roads built by insidious invaders!
    Do not think that Estonians are true freedom-loving democrats - Europeans - liberals, they just are a little * slow *. To Tallinnna dalllekooo !!!
  18. cool.ya-nikola
    +6
    10 March 2013 11: 45
    Perhaps it is worth starting with thanks to the authors Volodin and Chuvakin for a lot of new and valuable information. Sincerely pleased (once again!) The achievements of our Estonian brothers in mind! Now, with the disconnection of the last two Soviet radars (I hope this momentous in the life of the Estonian people has been declared a holiday, a day off?), Long-awaited peace and quiet will come to the long-suffering Estonian land! And they will be happy! ... Bananas will blossom and pineapples will rush ...
    Ministry of Defense (yes, there is one in Estonia).

    Ah, this is absolutely amazing! ...

    About Madame Vasilyeva. It was not the bracelet itself that caused dissatisfaction. She objected only to the colors, asked for pink, and she was poor, she was dressed in black. Ah, black, it's not so glamorous! ...

    How Russia proposes to fight corruption

    Ministry of Labor and Social Protection of the Russian Federation! Well, people are working, so they are already generating proposals ... Now, for sure, there is "kirdyk" corruption in Russia! ...
    And, doctors of jurisprudence, even, somehow it is a pity, and flew past the "dough" and plodded in the snow ...

    Return of the Hero

    Now, this is sad and alarming!
    ... and for Anatoly Eduardovich in the Ministry of Defense to find a place, and for Evgenia Vasilyeva ...

    I would like to warn the authors of the review, you guys are more careful there’s an uneven hour!
    “My position is this: I believe that Serdyukov worked very effectively.
    Under him long-awaited and very difficult transformations began in the army. "
    Dmitry Medvedev


    About Advanced Forensic Medical Examination

    And there is nothing to be surprised, after we learned that Kennedy was shot by Oswald and the Twin Towers were blown up by Bin Laden, why, pray tell, in the "Land of Fools" there can be no "advanced forensic science"?

    India ranks first in the world in terms of rape

    It is, of course, the Kama Sutra, Kama Sutra, but have you watched an Indian movie? And, after all, if you look at it constantly, perhaps any roof will go ...
  19. -2
    10 March 2013 12: 40
    well aftars and tupanuli ... the aviation museum, where the radar will go, does not carry a "fight against occupation." ) -yak22. the museum is going to replenish its collection with mig21 and su23. entertainment complex-flight simulator, etc. As I said a couple of days ago on this topic, THERE IS WHERE TO TAKE THE CHILD. AND THERE IS NO LONGER FOR ATHLORS.
    that’s rushing bile or the hemp itself was smoked ... by the way, I didn’t understand why the drug was dragged to the radar - maybe it’s better if they looked at their youth? It’s time to clearly separate what is bad in Estonia and what’s good. I wouldn’t have a negative attitude towards nationalism, I won’t stand under one comb
  20. +5
    10 March 2013 13: 07
    Quote: Andy
    well aftars and tupanuli ... the aviation museum, where the radar will go, does not carry a "fight against occupation." ) -yak22. the museum is going to replenish its collection with mig21 and su23. entertainment complex-flight simulator, etc. As I said a couple of days ago on this topic, THERE IS WHERE TO TAKE THE CHILD. AND THERE IS NO LONGER FOR ATHLORS.


    It is in Tartu which? Nice museum. There is still a park nearby, forgot what is called
    where are samples of Estonian rural life and technology. They said that there are manual proteins as in Tallinn, but I didn’t come across request
    1. 0
      10 March 2013 13: 38
      you obviously mean the museum in yulenurme (admit it wasn’t there, by the way, the funny steam engine in the photo (this is not a tractor)), but the aircraft to the south is in the lang.
  21. Octavian avgust
    +1
    10 March 2013 13: 17
    Great review! +5 to the author!
    A gift for Evgenia Vasilyeva for International Women's Day
    A good gift was presented to her! It would be even better if the places are not so distant from her departure and Serdyukov! Yes
  22. djon3volta
    -6
    10 March 2013 13: 17
    Why doesn’t anyone fight vodka for example, millions die from it every year, get drunk, kill. Nobody dies from marijuana for example, and you won’t go to crime after you smoke.
    Has anyone heard or read that someone would die from hemp? what
    1. Skavron
      +6
      10 March 2013 14: 25
      ha ha ha ...
      I advise you my friend to spend a day among drug addicts, and then you will upload such pictures
    2. Zhzhuk
      +7
      10 March 2013 15: 38
      brain processes slow down from hemp - in other words, you smoke a lot like a moron, and about alcohol it has long been recognized as a means of warfare (cold) 6 priorities for BER: 6 - weapons of hot war, 5 - all of them violate the genetic core (drugs, alcohol, food preservatives, etc.), 4-economic priority (loan interest), 3- divide and conquer (manipulation of beliefs, watered persuasion, etc.), 2-distortion of history (the example of Russian always drank-complete lies in the early 20th century the most sober nation in Europe and so on distortions at every turn ..), 1 methodology or conceptual power (the ability to distinguish truth from lies - a measure or real morality of a person) .... described how I understood but in truth there are many questions that are difficult to give a clear characterization
      1. Octavian avgust
        +1
        10 March 2013 19: 26
        Here is the original:
    3. +4
      10 March 2013 15: 45
      Quote: djon3volta
      No one died of marijuana, for example, and you won’t go to crime after smoking.

      Why did you smoke, dear? Could it be Tajik hemp?
    4. +4
      10 March 2013 16: 08
      Eugene hi
      It's just that many do not stop on cannabis and go further, to hard drugs, although in the Kuban we have few problems with finding cannabis, and there is plenty of it. Right now there is a struggle with "Spice" - it's just a watered weed synthetics. cannabis, but the action is equivalent to heavy. drugs, because has an effect several times stronger than ordinary hemp. I saw how it affects people. Smokers of it themselves swear to smoke more of it, but its plus (not tested by traffic tests (although it is being tested now)) makes them sit down on this stuff again. Not to mention bath salts and other crap. ...
      They poison us .... like Colorado beetles.
      Or the people we have are like that, they’re pulling all kinds of crap in their mouths, they would have lost pearl.
    5. +9
      10 March 2013 18: 43
      Quote: djon3volta
      Why doesn’t anyone fight vodka for example

      This is due to the fact that after drinking vodka, a person bites (as a rule) or does not deliberate actions. The brakes are removed and the drinker begins to "work miracles" for which he can always be held accountable later. The brains turn off and the person does not think about what he is doing. But he does it actively, struggling to overcome any resistance.
      Using canabis, a person begins to think, laugh, contemplate and evaluate.
      But the action of kanabiols has one negative effect, not obvious and not noticeable at first; a person under the action of hemp derivatives ceases to act. Physical activity is removed (as a rule). A state of euphoria and peace replaces real life. Why change something for the better, work, strive for something, go somewhere and achieve something when I smoked and it’s already good. It’s good here and now, and not sometime later, in the future.
      In addition, the thought process does not slow down as from the adoption of alcohol and it is so nice to feel like a thinker.
      The senses of reality perception are sharpened. The buzz is music, cinema and, in general, "video series". Taste sensations sharpen and almost any food becomes extraordinarily tasty. A brutal appetite appears (zhor attacks).

      Now ask yourself, Eugene. Which individual is more profitable for the state or group of people manipulating society?
      Active, active and often do not understand the meaning of his activities, but nevertheless confident in his innocence (often erroneously) and his right to this world.
      Or contented, always eating, constantly in thought and physical inactivity, questioning everything, reasoning and contemplating, but not capable of active actions.
      I think the answer is clear. hi
      1. djon3volta
        -5
        10 March 2013 19: 03
        Quote: Normal
        Now ask yourself, Eugene. Which individual is more profitable for the state or group of people manipulating society?

        from the first group, that is, drinking alcohol is more profitable.
        I read for a long time, in different years at different conferences and symposiums it was proved by famous scientists that a cannon does not harm the body if used in moderation, but rather contributes to positiveness, etc., but there is a world alcohol lobby that also knows that thinking and calm people don’t are needed. therefore, cannabis is banned. although if you look at the Soviet GOSTs, then alcohol is a poison, it is written so.
    6. 0
      11 March 2013 08: 57
      Generally normal? Or just unexplored?
      1. 0
        11 March 2013 12: 05
        dark_65,
        Is it normal at all? Or is it simply unexplored? - No, it's just stoned !!!! Yes wassat laughing
  23. 0
    10 March 2013 13: 18
    please joke ... wink
  24. +4
    10 March 2013 13: 21
    Estonia receives more than 30% of its foreign exchange earnings from the export of its products to Russia. Is it time to consider the relationship?
    Regarding Tajikistan. It seems that southern Kyrgyzstan (opium poppy) has become a serious competitor. By the way, Tajik conscripts who distinguished themselves in the fight against drug couriers are transferred to Russia, they don’t live for a long time after the demobilization ...
    Regarding the Falkland Islands, everything will be decided by Queen GB. In a country where there is no constitution, it will not be otherwise.
    Hugo Chavez will die when the last person to remember him dies.
    "The Short Life of Maxim Kuzmin" and "The Epidemic of Violence: Who Is Ahead of the Whole Planet?" And after all this, to doubt the fairness of the adoption of the "Dima Yakovlev Law"!
  25. Terkin
    +2
    10 March 2013 15: 24
    The powers that be in Tajikistan have long crushed the drug business. If legalized, then the standard of living in Tajikistan will be, as in Qatar or the UAE. Immediately introduce a visa regime. Estonia generally does not need to pay attention. It is necessary to take compatriots from there to their homeland. And no one will live in Estonia. Makarov is the new Tukhachevsky. Putin will have to clean the top of the compradors, or he will be cleaned by compradors. And send Serdyukov a concubine to the Tajiks.
  26. 0
    10 March 2013 15: 40
    "The Commissioner for Children's Rights under the President of the Russian Federation Pavel Astakhov wrote on Twitter"
    Here all became literate, with a light hand LADIES, almost immediately to Twitter, well at least not to "Snickers". And in my opinion, since you are an authorized person under the President, you would be so kind as to voice the President's opinion at the appropriate level, and not get off with scribbles on the Twix wrapper, the President could have given such an authorized representative in Nuts for such things.
    The question also arises, Congo in terms of rape is in third place, and the United States is in the lead. Why does our UN representative not put this issue into consideration, the commission is being collected regarding Congo. Well, it’s hot there, they walk in palm leaves, they’re excited when they see different parts of the body. But why are the Americans so excited? I think this is all the result of advertising on TV with any exciting means. Judging by the advertising, even on our TV, there’s no problem, eat a pill and everything is in order. And then where to put it all? There, the Indians have an acute kitchen, the climate is hot and they have everything. It is good winter.
  27. Phoenix bird
    -4
    10 March 2013 15: 58
    Quote: Terkin
    Estonia generally does not need to pay attention. It is necessary to take compatriots from there to their homeland.


    To budge and move with the whole family to another country is not at all as easy as it seems to many Russians who have never left Russia. The resettlement program of compatriots in Russia is flawed and is aimed mainly at young specialists who, in turn, have long been sent along the beaten and much easier path to the more prosperous ones in the Baltic States - Ireland, Great Britain, Canada, Scandinavian countries, where they care about people not only in words, as in Russia.
    1. +2
      10 March 2013 23: 58
      Quote: Phoenix Bird
      don't care about people


      How cool, well, no words! The eternal choice - sausage or homeland? And probably, before demanding care from the country, invest in it, take care of it ... Everyone quickly learned their rights, and duties? ... Yes, go anywhere for yourself, just stop spitting in the direction of Russia. Everything will be "ashes", but Russia NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  28. wax
    +1
    10 March 2013 15: 58
    Obama flew with Chavez - because he did not express condolences to the PEOPLE of Venezuela.
  29. +14
    10 March 2013 17: 55
    Yes, the great Indian has defeated death! He alone was worth a dozen presidents of an adventurous country that most people on the planet hate.
    1. TUMAN
      +3
      10 March 2013 18: 31
      Quote: polly
      Yes, the great Indian has defeated death! He alone was worth a dozen presidents of an adventurous country that most people on the planet hate.

      These people are the conscience of the modern era! Everlasting memory!
    2. djon3volta
      -6
      10 March 2013 19: 06
      read komenty Belasrus and horrified ..
      On March 5, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez died in Caracas. In the homeland, the commandant announced a 7-day mourning. Belarus did not officially declare mourning, but lowered their flags and ordered entertainment programs to be removed from the air for three days. Just on the eve of March 8th.

      comments here .. http://news.tut.by/society/338203.html
      1. -3
        10 March 2013 19: 22
        And what is it for? Belarusians obliged to unanimously support any whim Butsky?
        1. djon3volta
          +6
          10 March 2013 19: 29
          judging by the comments on the Belarusian Internet, only hamsters are sitting basically, well, the principle in Runet is the same thing, I’ve said it several times. Putin is to blame for Runet, the enemy of the state is in the Belarusian Internet Lukashenko))) what’s wrong with that? go to any site and read comments, I’m saying that hamsters have occupied the Internet, they have an advantage .. BUT, in reality it’s the other way around, and THANKS TO GOD that in REAL the advantage is in favor of the presidents. the State Department will not work, even if you turn inside out, create at least a billion accidents, in REAL the people support Putin and Lukashenko, not the opposition, and this is true, and you know that.
          read here, and look at what comments are plus and minus, well, almost rambler .. http://news.tut.by/politics/338146.html
          1. 0
            10 March 2013 19: 47
            Do you know many Belarusians?
      2. TUMAN
        0
        11 March 2013 01: 03
        Quote: djon3volta
        read komenty Belasrus and horrified ..

        Johnny !!! Terrify yourself .... OK? !!!
  30. +4
    10 March 2013 18: 34
    Makarov, it turns out a month ago he was enlisted as an adviser to the Minister of Defense. Do not be surprised if it turns out that Serdyukov has been an adviser to the president for two months.
    1. Zhzhuk
      +4
      10 March 2013 19: 33
      Comrade you would write novels laughing but it’s not necessary to talk about Serdyuk, he has a very beautiful woman and she needs a lot of money, which you understand here are state interests, the poor probably didn’t sleep at night, didn’t know where to stash the extra mullard laughing
  31. +1
    10 March 2013 21: 58
    Plya Estonia, like a shitty woman, everything to her, and she in return only conditions and blackmail winked identity to me fifochka!
    1. +3
      11 March 2013 00: 08
      Quote: UAZ Patriot
      Estonia,

      You know, somehow this is not surprising at all. Repeatedly there was hatred in the Soviet years (mid-70s). Naturally from ethnic Estonians. They always did not like (and to put it mildly) Russians. So what is happening now is just a logical continuation. Then we were afraid to stick out our lips very much, but now no one bothers us. But they take revenge, as usual, weak and only for self-affirmation ... Yes, let them. And we always spit on those who taller than us.
      1. 0
        11 March 2013 13: 05
        Quote: Tverichanka
        ... this is not surprising at all. I have been there many times during the Soviet years (mid-70s), hatred went wild
        Yes, hatred does not surprise because, firstly, it is very easily formed if it is inspired in a dissatisfied people for a long time. Secondly, hatred is always a consequence, its cause is always more interesting and surprising. It so happened that in Soviet times the industry of the Baltic republics was focused on the final product, and in the late 80s a tendency began to be traced on their part to sharply increase the prices of their products in the domestic market of the Union, focusing on the world. As a response, it was proposed to supply them with components and energy at world prices. Terrible cries rose - "Economic blockade!" In the controversy that has unfolded in the press, our columnist tries to get the Estonian politician to justify the validity of their desires and requirements and, in the end, gets the answer: "... we just want to live well." To which our replies that we also want to live well and receive the following argument: “But we are so small Estonia ... let us be the first ...”. This then surprised me very much.
  32. +1
    10 March 2013 22: 09
    We give this list and we:

    - “the issue is difficult to solve, but possible”;
    - “thanks to the bread you will not smear”;
    - “agree”;
    - “we need more compelling arguments”;
    - “need to discuss the parameters”;
    - “well, what shall we do?”

    Forgot to add: - "thanks not gurgles."
    - "we must wait" (we must give)
  33. +1
    10 March 2013 23: 13
    You shouldn't laugh at the Tajik comrades - they, as is customary in the East, look far into the future. As recently as next year, the States will fade from Afghanistan -> the Taliban will take power -> poppy plantations will be destroyed -> the demand for high in the world, respectively, will not be satisfied -> And we (Tajiks) have already seized everything .. Learn!
    1. Rinat
      0
      11 March 2013 12: 30
      how everything is thought out then)))) and in the world so-and-so house belay
  34. korbdegree
    0
    11 March 2013 16: 31
    Well done Tajik journalists) And the difference between opium and marijuana must be understood. Opium, like alcohol, is the strongest drug that causes physiological dependence and destroys the body. So yes, everyone who drinks is the real junkie worse than heroin because they are hypocritical. But hemp is not a drug, not from a medical or logical point of view, because it does not cause physiological addiction, and no one has revealed any harm to the body, as they did not try.
  35. 0
    11 March 2013 17: 48
    “But here the Tajik newspapermen need to be told in confidence: where did they get the idea that they were the first in Tajikistan who came up with the idea of ​​selling drugs in third countries? Among the representatives of valiant fighters against drug trafficking, there are also smart people. They also want to eat. and families are large, most often with many children ... They can burn a couple of kilograms with beautiful fireworks, and the rest is for business ... And here, you know, some other press claims to be a profitable business in one way or another. You see, a bicycle was invented here ... ") )) exactly naive as children right ...
  36. 0
    11 March 2013 20: 26
    Unofficial Chinese media reports that the Chinese "Xian H-8" stealth strategic bomber has successfully passed flight tests.



    http://www.mnd.gov.tw/english/Publish.aspx?cnid=498&p=19940
  37. 0
    11 March 2013 22: 28
    After it became known about the new post of Army General Nikolai Makarov, the people began to express their aspirations: and, perhaps, to return to the Ministry of Defense all “witnesses”, “persons involved” and other gentlemen? ..


    Keep close! So far, and there, not far from Magadan, how will everyone surrender ...
  38. 0
    12 March 2013 00: 17
    In addition, the invaders built everything, well, literally everything, in the long-suffering Estonia, industrial enterprises that worked there before freedom and democracy ... now, of course, this is not so, now the free Estonian industry is not needed - it has an owner who feeds the powers that be, and let the rest either feed on the life-giving air of freedom, or go to the EU - wash the dishes and draw shit from the brothers in freedom ... hehe ...)))) Yes
  39. fweadcSZ
    0
    12 March 2013 00: 33
    It seems to be so bad, but no, we have to do worse. The authorities do not cease to amaze. This site just recently came across: http://search-russia.org/main.php?s=20177 where information about each of us has been posted publicly. I don’t know why to do this, but it personally scares me. Nevertheless, I somehow managed to delete my data, though I had to register, but no one could "dig up" anything on me.
  40. Yastreb
    0
    12 March 2013 00: 43
    The Americans were delighted - it is possible to carry the "light of true democracy to another country"!

    The Estonians have "annealed" again. They are bored, do you understand ?!
    Estonia does not have its own History, and therefore they need a Master.
    But no one needs such a "treasure" - that's why they remind the Anglo-Saxons of their existence (give money!), Reflexively (as they taught after the collapse of the USSR) yapping at Russia.

    Tajiks showed a business flaw :)
    As for drugs, remember the joke:
    and at customs they ask:
    "- Do you have any drugs?
    “Yes,” the crest admits.
    They revealed all things - they did not find anything.
    - And where are the drugs? - they ask.
    - And this, - shows the crest on the bacon, - I'm bastard from him! "
    But seriously, it has already been proven that with constant smoking, hemp degrades brain cells responsible for memory.

    Our again pleased :(
    Of course, who else can correctly to "master" budget money?