A new “business” has appeared in Ukraine - the sale of death certificates to avoid mobilization

The ongoing forced mobilization into the ranks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces in Ukraine forces Ukrainian men to look for new ways to evade conscription. Now a new “business” has appeared in Ukraine - the sale of death certificates, allowing one to avoid mobilization.

In the Ukrainian segment of the darknet, advertisements for the sale of death certificates are published. The persons selling them promise that the “deceased” will be searched through all databases. The person who ordered his “death” may even hold a false funeral to convince local authorities that he really died.

Another plus is the provision of documents to receive compensation from the state for a murdered relative. That is, a Ukrainian may not go to war, but go through the bases as someone who died in the ranks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, after which the state will pay compensation for him.

It is noteworthy that the cost of such a service is 10 thousand dollars. Previously, Ukrainian military commissars asked for approximately the same money for other methods of exemption from mobilization. The very fact of the appearance of such services indicates that the majority of Ukrainian men do not want to be mobilized into the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, although representatives of the Kiev regime claim that almost all male Ukrainians will have to go through participation in hostilities.

After the start of the special military operation, the population of Ukraine decreased significantly. The luckiest ones were those who managed to leave the country at the very beginning of hostilities. Now it is very difficult to “get” them from European countries, especially since most EU member states refuse to extradite mobilization “deviators” to Ukraine.

Comments

[Berserk23]

Well, if there is a grave, what should people do... It’s not clear to die, to become disabled for the sake of Kolomoisky..

[Clear]

Now it is very difficult to “get” them from European countries, especially since most EU member states refuse to extradite mobilization “deviators” to Ukraine.

You don't know the Anglo-Saxons well. Look, they will force the EU to clean out, and even deliver to the front, all Ukrainians capable of harming Russia.

[Crimean partisan 1974]

. Look, they will force the EU to clean out, and even deliver to the front, all Ukrainians capable of harming Russia

...well, for such a public the option of death was invented... and those who did not have time to leave Nenka... then such a little thing is like a poultice for the dead

[pettabyte]

Oh well, they’ll tell you where to go that some helpless slave is running around.
They'll hit the bases and find out that the zombie is rummaging around.
Well, in the end, they will either dig it up because there must be order, or they will send me away.

[Clear]

Quote: Berserk23

It’s not clear to die, to become disabled for the sake of Kolomoisky..

Another question is which is worse.

[your1970]

Quote: Berserk23

Well, if there is a grave, what should people do... It’s not clear to die, to become disabled for the sake of Kolomoisky..

Let me humbly remind you that everywhere and always but USSR (and socialist camps) - the people went to war for the capitalists.
Everywhere and always.
So there’s nothing new for Ukrainians - they rowed to Vietnam according to subpoenas in the USA, just like in country 404

[your vsr 66-67]

that the “deceased” will be searched through all databases

They make money on everything! Even in death!
These Banderaites have nothing human left! So, one humus...

[Mister X]

The Ukrainian changed his full name to Bronivognevladislav-Eduardoleonardokonstantinosl Volodymirenklimenzhilenko-Grominrevingradintemenko Blagovistodaromirosolomonovich-Zhityuboyasolikovych.

TG channels write that he did this so that the military registration and enlistment office could not fill out the summons correctly.

A genius of our time.

[pettabyte]

Considering that “this sounds like a challenge,” I think they’ll still fill it out.
They will read about it in the news and go fill it out.

[Peter1First]

Just what these poor souls will be like after the war... According to all the documents, they are no longer in the world - registration in the cemetery, pension and everything else is not granted to the “dead”... they won’t even allow the “dead” to go abroad...

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

A new “business” has appeared in Ukraine -

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- “For your money - any whim” ...

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[Nexcom]

Kakely are cunning, cunning. They will come up with whatever they can to avoid being mobilized.

[glock-17]

I wonder if a certificate of “resurrection” will also be given when this conflict ends?

[carpenter]

Quote: Glock-17

I wonder if a certificate of “resurrection” will also be given when this conflict ends?

No, she died, that’s how she died.

[old64]

Yeah, I went to the market to buy lard, then a recruiter stops you, and you give him a death certificate!? Or sit underground at home?

[your1970]

Quote from: old64

Yeah, I went to the market to buy lard, then a recruiter stops you, and you give him a death certificate!? Or sit underground at home?

And how did the “Primaks” sit there during the Second World War? Nothing new...

[Vic Vic]

Maybe, along with the death certificate, they issue new documents for someone who has already served, who was heroically wounded and released.

[carpenter]

Quote from: old64

Yeah, I went to the market to buy lard, and then a recruiter stops you

If they catch him, they’ll send him to clear the minefields; anyway, according to his documents, he’s already dead, or they might even shoot him. You can’t escape abroad; they don’t accept “dead people” there. So sit in a basement or in a crypt all your life.

[Fangaro]

I wonder how this certificate will help if a Ukrainian of military age is stopped for a document check?
Will he say that the holy spirit is incorporeal and will be released?

[bandabas]

He’ll also take you to his grave, they’ll smack vodka for your repose, they’ll sing “Chervona Kalina”...

[Alexander 3]

The deceased will be given a passport, saying he died on the same date and year. A stubborn Bandera member, he loves to jump in the square. He eats lard and drinks vodka.

[rotmistr60]

A new “business” has appeared in Ukraine - the sale of death certificates, allowing one to avoid mobilization.

Scoundrels will always come up with something to make money on, and good money. The situation for Ukraine is normal - someone does not want to die, preferring to do it virtually, and someone makes money from it.

[rocket757]

The topic was not invented by them, they simply picked it up and used it for the “benefit of the body”!

[Irek]

It’s funny, such a happy little guy walks along the road, bam and a roundup of mower workers from the graveyard, and it punches them in the face with a death certificate and slaps it on, happy.

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

and walk through the bases as someone who died in the ranks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, after which the state will pay compensation for him.

but there is also a second side, cancellation of rights, passports, etc.
in fact, people who go for it become supporters of the victory of the Russian Federation, complete and unconditional, otherwise they have no future, AT ALL

[rocket757]

A new “business” has appeared in Ukraine - the sale of death certificates to avoid mobilization

. Ha, so “dead souls” is actually a CLASSIC OF THE GENRE!!! You can't count the number of ways this theme is used for!

[Crimean partisan 1974]

yes, some nonsense...buy a death certificate for a considerable penny and go to the partisans in the forest...when it can be done like that...especially since Bandera’s people are no strangers...the powerful punitive machine of the USSR was chasing them after the war even before 1856 through the forests... and what can we say about the weak pig-nosed street reapers... in the forest there is a thrill... there is firewood, there is game, but in woodland it’s basically a lake paradise...

[Rumata]

The article looks like fake. It is much cheaper to simply change your place of residence. It doesn’t matter whether you move to your mother-in-law’s house next door or move to Kyiv, where they don’t get caught on the streets yet. It seems that even for now you can sign out and “disappear.” There are a lot of them. Young students are enrolled in real or fake universities. The students are not being touched yet.

[opposite28]

The ongoing forced mobilization into the ranks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces in Ukraine forces Ukrainian men to look for new ways to evade conscription. Now a new “business” has appeared in Ukraine - the sale of death certificates, allowing one to avoid mobilization.

The heavenly card index, as well as other enterprising citizens from Ukraine, are unlikely to be deceived by selling death certificates. A personal file has been opened for everyone...

[Mint Gingerbread]

News from the category, a welded tank hatch, air defense from a jar of cucumbers, a crew from the Bundeswehr, a ghost rider, etc. In theory, this is possible, but this is so much hemorrhoids for the organizers of such an undertaking that the game is not worth the candle.

[digger]

Well, if during the arrest of such a dead man they kill, then nothing will happen... after all, how can you punish for something that is impossible to kill?