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This terrible date - December 21

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Zombies, hellish demons or Chubais?


It's no secret that December 21, as if according to the Mayan calendar, will come to the end of the world. Someone prefers to call him the name of the city - Armageddon, someone thinks that the name of a small composition by comrade John (“Apocalypse”, that is, “Revelation”) is synonymous with the end of the world, still others simply express themselves in Russian: the full paragraph.

Most of those who believe in an irrevocable and final “paragraph” (all who believe in the end - about 10% of earthlings) adhere to the popular hypothesis of a zombie invasion. It will be like this: there will be a large release of some poisonous substance - the Americans have already prepared a version about the chemical weapons Bashar al-Assad, - and then the dead will leave their graves in droves, leave the morgues, get down from the tables of unsuccessful surgeons - and will engage in refreshing the living and eating their warm brains. According to the scripts of George Romero, bitten, scratched, and eaten, too, will turn into “walkers” - and the rest of humanity will be saved except in bunkers.

This terrible date - December 21
Victor M. Vasnetsov, Warriors of the Apocalypse, 1887


No bunkers will save people, even millionaires, if a cosmic body crashes into planet Earth - say, the wandering planet Nibiru. A small part of those awaiting the “apocalypse” believe in this. Escape will be extremely difficult. All cities, villages, palaces - all soft-boiled. Is that someone like Bill Gates will be able not only to stock up with sprat in a tomato, but also dig in to the very center of the Earth. There, they say, is not only safe, but also warm. The main thing is to not seem hot.

Other people believe that December 21 will be a worldwide flood. Few share this belief - for example, those who believe it in Canada, Mongolia, or Russia do not exist at all. But cases have already been registered in China. construction arks 50 size to 70 feet. There are two Chinese who believe in the global (at least, all-Chinese) flood. One of the two vbuhal in the "ark", working on three diesel engines, all their savings. True, the boat built by him will not survive even a weak storm, let alone the end of the world.

Another part of those who believe that doomsday is close, thinks - in a certain correspondence with the "Revelation" of John - about leaving fierce demons from hell. These terrible immigrants, preceded by gray and pale horses, will arrange a total sweep of the world's population, and then select those who, in their opinion, are suitable for entry into a new, wondrous world. However, this option is not quite the end of the world. You could even say that he is his beginning. Every reader of the Apocalypse believes that it is he who will be saved. As for the rest, about the prophecies of John not knowing, then Julia Gillard - the Australian Prime Minister, a lady who knows a lot about black humor - wished them good luck.

To save your wish for storiesShe was not too lazy to record it on video and publish it. She is said:

“My dear compatriots! The end of the world is really coming. <…> It looks like the Mayan calendar was accurate. "


To scare her countrymen for real, she said:

“It doesn't matter what the final blow will be. Whether it is devouring zombie brains, the invasion of demons from hell or the final triumph of Korean pop music, one thing you can always be sure: I will always be with you. Until the end".


And then Julia Gillard wished everyone good luck.

One commentator on the Internet expressed his attitude to the video premier as:

“Julia is great! You grew up in my eyes! And by the way, I personally hope for zombies ... "


Well, Australia is far away, while Russia is considering its own versions of Armageddon. From the above, more characteristic of the developed countries of the West, they differ, so to speak, with everyday earthiness.

According to the main scenario, the end of the world in the Russian Federation is controlled by Mr. Chubais. No, not with the help of nanotechnology - they say that he never mastered them. He can’t do anything in his balance sheet but huge losses. But then he will be able to arrange the end of the world professionally - due to the preserved mystical connection with the Russian electric power industry, as well as the natural connection with the Bilderberg club, where he was invited to a secret meeting this year.

It was not by chance that announcements began to appear on bulletin boards at the entrances of city houses demanding to pay off debts before 21.12.12. December 21 will be a reason to chop off electricity throughout the country. After all, no one will pay. If we have an announcement about the repayment of debts - people are running for champagne, vodka and caviar. Especially since rumors about the end of the world. Because of such rumors, the Russians have already dismantled all loans in banks.

Another Russian doomsday scenario is corruption. Recently, Moscow economists have managed to explain why capital does not cease to flow out of the country and why it has flowed by only half a trillion dollars in a “dubious” balance of payments article in just ten years. It turns out that all this was stolen. And now, passed through the opaque economy of the Cayman Islands, settled in first-class Western banks like the Swiss. In this regard, it is said that in Russia nowadays not only there is nothing to steal, but in general money ran out (see above about disassembled loans). So Comrade Putin can boldly speak about the victory over corruption. The end of the world means the December 21 move of all officials to the West, to pre-prepared villas, palaces and apartments. Instead of those who have left, there will be a lot of new ryurik, Sineusa and truvors of Chinese origin in the Far East. Just analyst Khramchikhin predicted their invasion on New Year's Eve, when all Russians are drunk and helpless. And here they are not only drunk and helpless, but also believe in the end of the world. Yes, and the authorities have departed.

The happiness of the Russians is that there will be no end of the world.

90% of people do not believe in scary fairy tales

Robert M. Thorson, a professor of geology from the American University in Connecticut, took care it is popular to explain to the frightened 10 percent of the inhabitants of the earth that no such “apocalypse” of 21 December will occur. The scientist advised, not without humor, not to wishful thinking and said that the world will certainly not end on December 21 of the year 2012, regardless of the Mayan calendar. According to the geologist, the Earth will rotate for at least one billion years, a star named the Sun will shine, and all this time, humans can live in peace. Unless, of course, be able to.

Investigating the question of the end of the world geologist was prompted by concern for 10% of Americans, who undoubtedly believe in the end of the world. Excited and upset the scientist and the fact that the entire Internet is littered with fake reports about the approaching catastrophe. Among all sorts of commercial lovers of the "apocalypses" there are quite a few religious people. Robert M. Thorson believes that the confession of some religions is completely incompatible with belief in the near end of the world, as if a certain Maya.

A religious tradition, the scholar writes, establishes the beginning and end of the world: creation and catastrophe. The apocalyptic tradition is built into the three great Abrahamic religions: Judaism with its messianic “end of days”; Christianity with its second coming of Christ, as mentioned in “Revelation”, and Islam with its “Yaum ad-Din”, or Judgment Day. Such completeness is a logical consequence of linear cosmology: there is a beginning, there will be an end.

But, unlike the three religions, the Mayan calendar was (and is) built on the basis of cyclical time. The cycle and principle of linearity are different things. Each long Mayan cycle, called a “bakthun,” lasts approximately 394 years. In the calendar that was started in 3114 BC. e., it was 13 baktunov. 21 December 2012 g. It ends. At this moment, the calendar “starts” again - well, just like a car odometer starts counting from the beginning, reaching the 100000 miles. We are not dealing with the end, but with the beginning of a new long-term cycle. And no tragedy!

For the Abrahamic religions, all this is unacceptable if only because the replacement of the eschatology of linear history with the Mayan cyclic calendar violates the culture of faith. After all, it is equivalent to a Jew, a Christian or a Muslim ceasing to believe in the manifestation of one who must return in order to save souls. Those who believe in the end of the world December 21, at the same time and distort the meaning of the ancient Mayan symbols.

Journalist richard roper from Chicago Sun-Times He considers the projections of the end of the world to be exactly the same speculations that have happened in the history of mankind many, many times. The Armageddon was promised in 1600, several times between 1700 and 1734, then in 1844 and 1982. And even last year, some people in America predicted the death of the planet. But the Earth is still intact, and we are all alive, the journalist writes. And we will be alive after December 21, even if the Mayans really predicted the end of the world.

But, contrary to popular belief, the Mayan calendar does not end next Friday. David Stewart, a professor of Mesoamerican art and writing from the University of Texas, recently explained popularly that the Mayan calendar actually continues 70 octillion years in advance.

Yes, but what are we scaring then, asks Richard Ryoper. Where did this stream of horror stories and dark rumors come from?

Apparently, he notes, a significant part of the population of the planet really believes that in a week the “apocalypse” can break out.

The other day, Reuters published the results of a custom survey, in which more than 16 thousands of people, residents of more than 20 countries, participated. It turned out that in fact almost 10 percent of people around the world believe that, according to the Mayan calendar, the end of the world will hit 21 December 2012 of the year.

Ten percent! - exclaims the journalist. - Why, only in the United States is more than 30 million people.

The end of the world, he calls the "doomsday boobies."

French Mayan writer Jean-Michel Oppan explained to the world over the Internet that “21 December”, as represented by ancient Indians, means the end of the next cycle. On this day, the Bologneoct deity should return to Earth, who will start the countdown anew. This is not about destruction, but about reconstruction, notices scientist.

Especially for Russians who believe in the end of the world, the Ambassador of Guatemala to the Russian Federation Herbert Estuardo Menes Coronado spoke in Moscow. In his lecture he is popular explainedthat the Mayan civilization did not predict the end of the world in 2012 at all.

December 21 will end only the cycle of the Long Count of the Era of the Fifth Sun, which began in August 3114 year BC. e.

“The Mayan calendar is not ending. According to the Mayan calendar, several epochs have already passed, and the one that will start on December 22 2012 will last until May 3 on the Gregorian calendar 7138, ”the diplomat said.


At the same time, the Ambassador of Guatemala explained that in the Mayan culture the onset of a new era means changes in the outlook and activities of individuals, families, teams, and so on, including social, economic, political and cultural transformations.

What does this mean? For example, the fact that corruption in Russia will be defeated after 21 December 2012.

I myself am not one of those who believe in the victory over corruption - that in Russia, that, say, in China or the Cayman Islands, where they recently detained the prime minister - but I think it is better to believe in victory over it than in scary tales about doomsday.

Business on gullible

Bookmakers since the beginning of the year 2012 take bets on the end of the world. The start of the gambling campaign was, of course, given in the West.

Large European bookmaker "Bet-At-Home" suggested put on the fact that the end of the world will come in 2012 year. With the 250001,00 coefficient, you can bet that a meteorite hits the Earth. Bets on the end of the world are also offered due to chronic fiscal imbalance and the influence of the “greenhouse effect”.

Closer to the terrible date Muscovites became more active. Unlike their Western counterparts, our bookmakers in the capital do not believe in a catastrophe, because they offer 1: 1000000 bets. The following factors are also established: 666 and 2012. But the bet that the end of the world will not, can not be done.

To a win-win business the other day connected and enterprising Armenians. One of the largest bookmakers in Armenia, Vivaro, has started accepting bets on Armegeddon - 1 to 555. The end of the world will be considered the death of life on planet Earth under the following circumstances: a cosmic catastrophe, collisions with celestial bodies, global climate change (ice age, a sharp increase in temperature), the loss of a magnetic field by the planet, the emergence of incurable and lightning-spreading diseases and infections, natural and man-made disasters on most of the planet, the destruction of the ozone layer of the Earth and the occurrence of radiation; extraterrestrial life and other circumstances in which the destruction of all life and the death of civilization.

In the United States continues the boom of underground shelters. Trade has reached such proportions that even the sellers of such real estate, who had previously secretly laughed at the buyers, are now going to move into bunkers.

“We are now selling our shelters in one day as much as we previously sold in a month, - says shelter trader Ron Hubbard. - I absolutely do not understand either astronomy or the Mayan calendars, but when astrophysicists come to me, they buy my shelters and warn about some flashes in the sun, radiation, electromagnetic pulses and other misfortunes ... In general, I decided just in case hide 19-th under the ground, and go to the surface of the 23-th. "


In Serbia, there is a pyramidal mountain Rtanj. Today, hundreds of people who are convinced that 21 December will end the end of the world, flock to this supposedly mystical grief. Hotels are full of guests. A local sect called the Day of Judgment states that December 21 will save only those who are at the foot of the mountain.

Local followers of the "doctrine" of the end of the world believethat the mountain height of 5100 feet (1554 m) hides inside the pyramid a building abandoned by aliens thousands of years ago. They believe that this building emits a special energy that can be directed at protecting against a catastrophe that is about to break out.

There are days when people try to book rooms in local hotels on 500. People are ready to move here with their families.

Nebojsa Gaich, director of the tourist complex "Rtan", says, that many people really perceive these places as a refuge:

"This is some kind of paranoia, I personally don’t believe in the end of the world, but many believe ... During the bad weather, I constantly burn everything - even computers, no protection helps against these thunder and lightning, they are like cannon fire, as if from guns shoot. Maybe it's aliens, but I did not see them, I don’t know, adds Gaich. - Now there are stormy discussions about whether nature has created this mountain, or it is the work of human hands. It is said that once, many millions of years ago, Rtan 'was hidden under the waters of the Pannonian Sea. ”


“Tourist” speculation still covers the village of Bugarach in France, which is protected by police from the onslaught of the Domsdeevites. From 19 to 23 December, a hundred heavily armed guards will be on duty 24 hours a day in this place.

Those who want to be saved believethat in Bugarash, near which the mountain of the same name stands, directly from this very mountain, aliens will appear on a flying saucer to pick up all those lucky people who are destined to escape on the terrible day of December 21. And Bugarach is the place for salvation, the only thing on the entire planet. No escape anywhere else. And those who are rescued from the trouble of aliens, there will be very little ...

Local Mayor Jean-Pierre Delors says that he’s not worried about the end of the world, but about order:

“This is already 183-e prophecy about the end of the world since ancient times,” he notes with sadness. “But I can’t take the risk and let all those many people come here and try to climb the mountain: they can get injured.”


Words are words, and the influx of visitors in the village is great to extreme. The movement "New Century", which runs the business here, does not get tired to tell all those who arrived about the hidden spacecraft in the mountain.

In a local Italian restaurant served pizza "Apocalypse". You can drink it with wine "End of the World." On 22 December, bottles of another wine were made - “Survival”.

One of the enterprising villagers rents out his four-room house for 1600 euros per day. The price of a place in the open air on his private field is Euro 400. Without a roof over your head. What do you want - for such tiny money even the tent is not provided.

In Bugarash, there is now briskly selling relevant souvenirs. Stones from the Bugarash mountain can be purchased by weight: one and a half euros per gram. Half a liter of water from a local source costs as much as 15 euros. Sellers claim that this water treats for many diseases.

In Mexico, which is much closer to Maya than France, there are special sets for meeting the end of the world, known as "Just in case". In kit includes: knife, which is prescribed to defend against attacking zombies, chocolate cookies and a bottle of anise liqueur, which is made on the Yucatan Peninsula. It is believed that this drink was consumed by the ancient Maya. The kit also includes a notebook for recording memories, matches for making a fire and a liter bottle of water. Recruitment manufacturers say:

“The end of the world must be met fully armed. You should not be afraid of him. Think, suddenly the apocalypse will give you a chance to finally change your life for the better. Just imagine: no more work and utility bills. Who knows, maybe the post-apocalyptic world will seem to you better than before. ”


In Chile, workers require the owners of enterprises to pay wages in advance - until December 21. According to surveys, about a quarter of residents intend to on this day to take time off from work.

The management of one Chinese company, Chengdu Higgses Internet Technology Company, came up with a two-day vacation for its employees (December 20 and 21) and released on the occasion of the coming end of the world, a special “memo” in which company employees are called “comrades in arms”.

Managers advised employees to ensure that there were no thefts and fires, to turn off mobile phones, to spend time with their relatives, and at the same time wished all those who believe in the end of the world ... the fulfillment of desires.

Residents of two districts (Shuangliu and Longchang), located in southwestern China, in Sichuan Province, cleared stores from candles and matches. The invasion is not a zombie, but buyers have been promoted by speculation on the Internet - and the source of the rumors was the Xinhua state agency.

A Chinese Lu Zhenhai, a resident of Urumqi (Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region), fearing that his house at the end of the world would go under water, told how he had spent all his savings (160500 $) on building an ark. (The same one that was mentioned above, 50 square by 70 feet).

One businessman from the eastern Chinese province of Jiangsu built not just one skinny ark, but also established the production of "rescue capsules". Yang Zongfu sells stainless steel arks at reasonable prices - from 1 to 5 million yuan. He claims that one Chinese customer has already bought fifteen of them. He also says that orders come from New Zealand.

Curiously, residents of the Shuangliu and Longchang districts are planning to return the purchased candles to the stores after December 21.

In the US, there is a brisk trade in everything marked on the price tags: “Against zombies”. Journalist Gale Collins told that her native America is preparing to meet the “zombie apocalypse.”

Gail believesthat the end of the world must necessarily be with a zombie. How else? Zombies, she writes, are required simply because right now they are at the peak of popularity. Then you and a whole bunch of new bestsellers, and the high rating of the zombie series "The Walking Dead" ("The Walking Dead"), and Brad Pitt in the film "World War Z", which will be released in June 2013. Stop. Yeah, so Pitt does not believe in the end of the world December 21. Well, okay.

So what about zombies? As we Americans like them so much, the journalist asks. As villains, they are not particularly effective. Plots with him are usually limited in development options: neither close relationships, nor love with zombies. Among them there are no handsome men, no talk about feelings. That's the whole point.

Here an American journalist made a discovery.

“This may actually be a clue. Zombies do not want to talk about feelings. I bet nine-tenths of the zombie fans in the world are guys. ”


Apparently, this secret has long been known to American merchants, because on hot days, before the end of the world, "male" goods were put up for sale.

Weapons, ammunition, special accessories, knives - all this is masculine.

These days, the journalist writes, if you want to sell something, you add information about the zombies to the product. Do you have bad tents? Write on the price tag: "A refuge from the zombies," and for the tents will line up to the door.

In Mesa, Arizona, 31-year-old Denis McKlang and his 25-year-old wife Daniela purchased by the end of the world gas masks and protective special suits. Husband and father of two children, McKlang, confusedly says:

“I’m sure many people think I'm crazy, but they don’t say that to my face.”


A madman is not mad, but what will he do with his gas mask when he has nothing to eat?

In Ukraine появились survival kits for sale. The set for adults has a penknife, crackers, instant noodles, soap, shampoo, condoms, comb, dry fuel, rope, flashlight and matches. Also included are vodka (male version) or champagne (female version).

In the kits to the end of the world diapers, chocolates, water, biscuits, greens, juice, toys, a plaster and a raincoat are offered for children.

The cost of the sets: 287, 254 and 164 hryvnia.

And in the bars of Kiev served cocktails "Remember All" and "End of the World."

And what about Russia?

In Tomsk, found an original approach to the apocalyptic business. One time here were selling retail kits for those who survive the catastrophe. The set included canned goods, buckwheat, a large piece of laundry soap and a rope. I must say, the business with this kit did not go, so it was removed from sale.

One art company of Chelyabinsk started selling... invitation cards for the Apocalypse. Price - 1000 rubles. If the end of the world does not happen, the organizers promise to buy New Year's gifts for the children in orphanages with the money.

In the Middle Urals, the population is in bank lines: everyone takes loans. Customers this year declare: they need money to meet the "apocalypse" in a big way. Clearly: the Urals people came up with their answer to usury business. After all, they hope that they will not have to repay debts.

Bankers themselves in the end of the world do not believe. Credit boom them only on hand. Banks arrange pre-New Year promotions, send credit cards to clients, conduct advertising campaigns.

In Kostroma, where people are poorer than Washingtonians and New Yorkers, some families are digging dugouts. In Tula on December 22 in one of the entertainment complexes of the city is planned party called "Endless". Posters report that the event is planned for those "who survived the promised end of the world!" But only a few plan to "survive": so far ordered ... two tables.

But the real apocalyptic business unfolded, of course, in Moscow.

The sale of tickets for the end of the world to a special bunker has begun (metro station Taganskaya, Kotelnichesky lane, 15 house; the refuge area 7 thousand square meters, put into operation in 1956). LLC Parital, advertising new services, assures customers that the bunker was designed personally by order of Joseph Vissarionovich, and therefore will withstand any blow, including nuclear.

VIP-ticket costs 1,5 million rubles, a normal adult is cheaper, just half a million. What stands behind the millionth difference in service is known only to “VIPs”.

There are limitations: children under the age of 3 and adults older than 65 will not be allowed into the bunker. It was promised that the stocks of food, fuel, the system of regeneration and purification of air, as well as drinking water will be enough for several months.

Merchants promise that if the end of the world does not take place, half of the money will be returned to customers.

By the way, the initial purpose of this "Bunker-42", built at the height of the Cold War, is to serve as the command post of the Far Headquarters aviation. Private company has acquired bunker back in 1990-ies. - for 65 million rubles. This strategic object has direct exits to the subway tunnels.

In general, there is no panic over the “terrible” date of December 21 in Russia. In spite of the fact that salt, matches, candles, flour and vodka are dismantled in some places, the statistics on the country is rather calm. Instead of buckwheat and pshenka Russians are buying New Year's gifts - especially small household appliances.

It seems that the best way to meet the “end of the world” is, as the Chinese suggest, to gather with family and friends. And at the same time, laugh at those dummies who reserve their places in “Bunker-42” or rent square meters in the field for 400 euros per day from one villager from Bugarash.

Observed and translated by Oleg Chuvakin
- especially for topwar.ru
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  1. domokl
    domokl 14 December 2012 09: 45 New
    +8
    Here it is the power of science fiction books ... 20 years ago, the Old, described in the work of one of the American science fiction writers as an ordinary invention, and now they are seriously discussing ... Probably soon it will be time to build centers for shamans, healers and fortunetellers instead of clinics ... laughing
    1. ShturmKGB
      ShturmKGB 14 December 2012 10: 08 New
      15
      There will be an end of the world, it won’t, but just in case, you should take a good walk in the end and stock up on pickle on the morning of December 22 ...
      1. 755962
        755962 14 December 2012 10: 18 New
        +6
        What vodka, what a machine gun ... if only to knock down ..
      2. Vadivak
        Vadivak 14 December 2012 10: 20 New
        13
        ShturmKGB
        but just in case, you should take a walk at last


        "There would be vodka and we will always find a reason"

        November 4 is unity day, November 7 is revolution day, 10 militia day, December 21 the end of the world, 31 new year .....
      3. Pit
        Pit 14 December 2012 10: 24 New
        0
        ShturmKGB
        but just in case, take a walk at the end should be good


        Schedule for December holidays:
        December 20, 2012 - preparation for the end of the world
        December 21, 2012 - the beginning of the end of the world
        December 22, 2012 - the official celebration of the end of the world
        December 23, 2012 - end of the world
        December 24, 2012 - rest after the end of the world
        December 25, 2012 - Catholic Christmas
        December 26-30, 2012 - New Year's party, Christmas trees ...
        December 31, 2012 - January 1, 2013 - New Year ...
        January 3, 2013 - the end of the world in the old style
      4. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 07 New
        +7
        ShturmKGB
        There will be an end of the world, it will not, but just in case, a walk should be good

        First get ready for it, then on the site tell us. laughing
      5. 755962
        755962 14 December 2012 11: 19 New
        0
        ShturmKGB
        There will be an end of the world, it will not, but just in case, a walk should be good


        [img] http://lh6.ggpht.com/-rjmG_DxFEZw/UJyeyzDqTXI/AAAAAAAAtCA/OD1-R8jRzDE/konet
        s-sveta-2_thumb%255B1%255D.jpg?imgmax=800[/img]


        ShturmKGB
        but just in case, take a walk at the end should be good

        [img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-RIB5lDM-KQk/UJyev7V62QI/AAAAAAAAtB4/42A-Ad4Dgfo/s1600
        /konets-sveta-2%5B3%5D.jpg [/img]
      6. Ross
        Ross 14 December 2012 12: 00 New
        +8
        ShturmKGB,
        December 21 was celebrated by our ancestors as a holiday of the winter Solstice. The maximum of darkness and the beginning of the intensification of Light. This is what should be noted. soldier
      7. Karlsonn
        Karlsonn 14 December 2012 15: 56 New
        14
        ShturmKGB

        ShturmKGB
        There will be the end of the world, will not be


        I personally will celebrate Stalin’s 21 birthday, how the end of the world passed, how I wake up - tell us wink .
      8. alexng
        alexng 15 December 2012 13: 35 New
        +2
        ShturmKGB
        There will be an end of the world, it won’t, but just in case, you should take a good walk in the end and stock up on pickle on the morning of December 22 ...


        Nope, we need to start celebrating the end of the world on December 22 and declare it a national holiday, and Rossol should be saved on January 1.
    2. Vadivak
      Vadivak 14 December 2012 10: 18 New
      10
      Quote: domokl
      Here it is the power of science fiction books ..



      Nobody knows about that day and hour, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father
      1. 755962
        755962 14 December 2012 10: 19 New
        26
        The funds allocated in Russia to the end of the world were stolen.
        The event is on the verge of collapse.
        1. Apollo
          Apollo 14 December 2012 10: 27 New
          +6
          Quote: 755962
          The funds allocated in Russia to the end of the world were stolen.
          The event is on the verge of collapse.


          smiled, with HUMOR in Russia, everything is in order. This is one thing pleases.
        2. vorobey
          vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 30 New
          +5
          Vadivak,
          755962,

          what kind of pissimists are you. Only a reason to drink was found.
          1. 755962
            755962 14 December 2012 10: 48 New
            22
            Do not be sad...
            1. alex popov
              alex popov 14 December 2012 11: 09 New
              +5
              No, the sacred holiday is called "VDRYBAGAN". It starts on December 24 and ends on January 14.
              The celebration is not obligatory, but it is welcomed and encouraged by both employers (the peak of corporations falls on the 23rd-25th) and the state: 10 unforgettable days off.
              1. Paratov
                Paratov 14 December 2012 11: 37 New
                13
                From the foregoing, we can confidently conclude that this year's New Year's Eve will begin 10 days earlier than usual! wassat
                1. alex popov
                  alex popov 14 December 2012 14: 18 New
                  +4
                  Then the real "end of the world" will be transferred to 10.01. Right in the morning and will start. ))
            2. DAGESTAN333
              DAGESTAN333 14 December 2012 11: 27 New
              +6
              We need to stop concentrating on buhna.
              1. alex popov
                alex popov 14 December 2012 11: 41 New
                +3
                Quote: DAGESTANETS333
                We need to stop concentrating on buhna.

                Well, right after the end of the world.)
              2. Shulz-1955
                Shulz-1955 15 December 2012 21: 47 New
                +1
                Very good toast, let's drink for it !!!
        3. Karlsonn
          Karlsonn 14 December 2012 15: 59 New
          +7
          755962

          Quote: 755962
          The event is on the verge of collapse.

    3. Sasha 19871987
      Sasha 19871987 14 December 2012 11: 16 New
      +4
      they got it with the end of the world, they catch up with everything, then they complain about migraines .... no brainer that there’s nothing, noooo, anyway everyone lags about this topic, it’s necessary to work ... especially since the new year is around the corner, on January 1 you zombieappokalipsis))))))
    4. Karlsonn
      Karlsonn 14 December 2012 16: 06 New
      +2
      Quote: domokl
      . Probably soon instead of clinics it is time to build centers for shamans, healers and fortunetellers ...


      aha wink
  2. Nikolay-
    Nikolay- 14 December 2012 10: 00 New
    +6
    Meanwhile, in Russia:
    - Well, the end of the world has passed.
    - So it’s kind of postponed to December 21.
    -That's great! Celebrate again!
    1. MilaPhone
      MilaPhone 14 December 2012 10: 24 New
      +4
      Damn the campaign on the 21st will have to thump again. I have not departed yet on 12.12.12. And then also the New Year will begin on the date of the 29th.
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 10: 45 New
        +4
        Quote: Milafon

        Damn the campaign on the 21st again have to thump

        And to whom it is easy wink
      2. 755962
        755962 14 December 2012 10: 50 New
        16
        Dip it all ..
        1. mda
          mda 14 December 2012 14: 20 New
          +2
          Quote: 755962
          Dip it all ..

          Who is this clown with us?
          1. Atlon
            Atlon 14 December 2012 16: 51 New
            +2
            Quote: mda-a
            Who is this clown with us?

            It was especially amusing that the person asks for a day off after hours ... From 23: 00 to 7: 00.
            1. Alexei
              Alexei 14 December 2012 18: 44 New
              +3
              Quote: Atlon
              It was especially amusing that the person asks for a day off after hours ... From 23: 00 to 7: 00.

              Or maybe he just had a night shift.
            2. SAVA555.IVANOV
              SAVA555.IVANOV 14 December 2012 18: 45 New
              +3
              Schedule 4 to 5, ask factory workers, night shift.
  3. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 10: 02 New
    13
    Take bets at the end of the world belay And how to get a win if you put it at the end of the world and .......... sraslos. Lokhov bred even on this laughing What will be a fortune-telling, will not be, one week is left. December 20, sit on the site, talk, say goodbye to each other crying Do not grow together, crouch 22 at the site and we will prepare for the New Year. All !!!
    1. Vanek
      Vanek 14 December 2012 10: 05 New
      +6
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      crouch 22 on sit



      22nd day power engineer! Anthem Energy - Let There Be Light!

      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      the end of the world and ..........


      Neither grow together. FACT!
      1. 755962
        755962 14 December 2012 10: 53 New
        24
        A bit about the weather ...
        1. black_eagle
          black_eagle 14 December 2012 13: 02 New
          +3
          I sob)))))))))) + definitely!
    2. sq
      sq 14 December 2012 11: 30 New
      +4
      A 21, what to sit and tremble? We will go to the site and celebrate here !!!
      1. mda
        mda 14 December 2012 14: 21 New
        +3
        Quote: kvm
        A 21, what to sit and tremble? We will go to the site and celebrate here !!!

        What an idea!
    3. Odessa
      Odessa 14 December 2012 16: 54 New
      +4
      Alexander Romanov,
      What will be a fortune-telling, will not be, one week is left. On December 20, we’ll sit on the site, talk, say goodbye to each other. Do not grow together, run up to 22 on the site and we will prepare for the New Year. All !!!

      Don’t speak about your teeth, you buzzed all my ears about the end of the world, and I told you that he won’t be there. So I bet you, you are the sun, what rates are we talking about?
      1. bask
        bask 14 December 2012 17: 02 New
        +3
        Quote: Odessa
        Do not speak your teeth here, you buzzed all my ears about the end of the world,

        And what if Esther, yes prosperish? There’s only one bet. Life. But there will be no end of the world on 21/12.12/13, be calm .. So that you don’t get upset, I will drink good Bordeaux for your health. Happy Holidays, Friday and not the XNUMXth .. .
        1. Odessa
          Odessa 14 December 2012 17: 43 New
          +2
          bask,
          But there will be no end of the world on 21/12.12/13, be calm .. So that you are not upset, I will drink good Bordeaux for your health. Happy Holidays, Friday and not the XNUMXth ...

          Healthy peasants, like you and Romanov, and you believe in such nonsense, this fifth American film is Friday the 13th, so in contrast to it, in Orthodoxy, the number 13, the number of the winner. So you can drink drinks
          1. bask
            bask 14 December 2012 18: 32 New
            +2
            ,,
            Quote: Odessa
            So you can drink

            ,, We forgot how to drink properly ,,,, Pr. Preobrozhensky ,, Dog’s heart ,,, If I had a chance, I join Alexander. I have a bottle of Bordeaux. And so, all is well. Yesterday, the president sent. Now we will live better and more fun ..... Everything is just wonderful, but 21. will show. stop
      2. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 17: 04 New
        +4
        Quote: Odessa
        So overshadowed you sun

        Why did it fail, 21 hasn’t come yet. That’s if 22 the Internet will still work all over the world and we wake up as usual, (if we finally fall asleep) then yes, I’ve got a chance. With me, chocolate. And if you lose belay
        1. Odessa
          Odessa 14 December 2012 17: 35 New
          +3
          Alexander Romanov,
          .I got chocolate from me. And if you lose

          When I’m not sure, I don’t argue, and they didn’t argue about chocolate, which I don’t like, so Romanov, tell me what you argued about. good
          1. Armata
            Armata 14 December 2012 18: 01 New
            +5
            Quote: Odessa
            When I’m not sure, I don’t argue, and they didn’t argue about chocolate, which I don’t like, so Romanov, tell me what you argued about.
            Hi Esther. Well, Romanov does not want to repay debts. Well, are you arguing so actively with him? In order to prove his case, 20.12 in 23-59 will find how to arrange the end of the world for himself and still you will lose (even if he cuts the wires in his apartment, there will be no light for him specifically).
            1. Odessa
              Odessa 14 December 2012 18: 35 New
              +2
              Mechanic,
              Hi, Zhenya! If Romanov doesn’t want to talk about what they were arguing about on the site, then ask him in PM. I think I’m right more than ever. hi
  4. strannik595
    strannik595 14 December 2012 10: 03 New
    +5
    “It doesn't matter what the final blow will be. Whether it is devouring zombie brains, the invasion of demons from hell or the final triumph of Korean pop music, one thing you can always be sure: I will always be with you. Until the end".................... this is the prime minister, this woman is the fire !!! ........... and some premieres mumble and mutter under the nose of the mantra soothing
  5. vorobey
    vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 05 New
    12
    Despite the fact that in some places they sort salt, matches, candles, flour and vodka

    Thanks march. I thought something was missing. he even stocked up with garlic and prepared the old ragged silver chains to melt into a fraction, he chopped aspen stakes (try to find us an aspen yet.)
    1. Atlon
      Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 20 New
      +5
      Quote: vorobey
      stakes chopped aspen (Th smile, try to find an aspen with us.)

      We have here not far ... Aspen river, I have to go to the embankment and 20 minutes to the other side. Is it also something to plan to go? Although ... It’s frosty on the street, something is broken for me ... No, I won’t go. If Che, it’s better to get drunk while the zombies break. And I don’t care! laughing
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 25 New
        +5
        Quote: Atlon
        And I don’t care!


        they don’t eat meat and brain contaminated with alcohol? I did not know honestly. This is a way out thanks. But children to alcohol? They have stakes and garlic - vodka for me.
        1. Atlon
          Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 35 New
          +5
          Friends will come to congratulate, and here I am drunk, in an embrace with the "zombies" singing songs ... And what! Nicely so! fellow
        2. 755962
          755962 14 December 2012 11: 01 New
          +8
          Quote: vorobey
          But children to alcohol? They have stakes and garlic - vodka for me.

          And about women forgotten husks ???

          1. vorobey
            vorobey 14 December 2012 11: 08 New
            +5
            Quote: 755962
            And about women forgotten husks ???


            just tell them. then you will run in the middle of the world to run vodka to look for. miss all the fun.
      2. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 10: 48 New
        +4
        Quote: Atlon
        If Che, it’s better to get drunk while the zombies break. And I don’t care!

        Yes, I’m tasteful, the ticket is already in my hands to the Tambov region. I am ready to meet the guest, but the uninvited guest is worse tata zombie.
        I warn you right away, I drink a lot and quickly laughing
        1. Atlon
          Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 57 New
          +4
          Many, please! And quickly - it’s unlikely ... Yesterday I went to the wine-making again ... Such stocks, I won’t quickly die! drinks
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 09 New
            +2
            Quote: Atlon
            Such stocks do not quickly die out!

            Ahead is another month of Bukhabr, there they posted a photo, so we can handle it. The main thing is that the liver could handle it laughing
            1. 755962
              755962 14 December 2012 11: 15 New
              +9
              Guys, the question is backfill .. What could be worse than the end of the world?


              Imagine what will happen if ... chik and not .. HIS ??
              1. Alexander Romanov
                Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 25 New
                +3
                Quote: 755962

                Imagine what will happen if

                Russia will once again prove how great and powerful our language is laughing
              2. Vanek
                Vanek 14 December 2012 11: 30 New
                +3
                Quote: 755962
                Imagine what will happen if


                You would, Eugene, this is the most ....... would not joke like that, anyway.
                1. 755962
                  755962 14 December 2012 11: 36 New
                  +2
                  Yeah, some jokes .. Somehow, for technical regulations (or for other reasons) they blocked access to the grid .... I couldn’t get through to my operator YOURSELF !!!! Arriving at the office I Oh .... Eat !!! Crowd !!! besieged the building with four sides ... Managers barely reassured users ... Ehh .. What a joke ...
              3. alex popov
                alex popov 14 December 2012 11: 40 New
                +3
                I already had a "rehearsal" 3 days ago: the optics did not work due to an accident (lumps, their mother cut the cable to the substation), and forgot the GPS modem at work. And the cable didn't work ... Only my wife was extremely happy. I haven't remembered so much attention on my part for a long time.))))))
                1. iSpoiler
                  iSpoiler 14 December 2012 14: 37 New
                  +1
                  GPRS modem ... winked
                  1. alex popov
                    alex popov 14 December 2012 19: 09 New
                    0
                    Thank. Already blushed.)
            2. Atlon
              Atlon 14 December 2012 11: 41 New
              +6
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              The main thing that the liver could handle

              Secretly, for those who do not know ... Zombies not only eat brains ... Rather, brains are their "national" food, but the liver is a delicacy ... So don't worry about the liver! Anyway, since the end of the world, you won't need it! Or they will devour the zombies, or shoot them with a meteorite ... Or so it will fall off (from the celebrations). wassat
    2. Karlsonn
      Karlsonn 14 December 2012 16: 04 New
      +3
      Quote: vorobey
      I thought something was missing. even garlic stocked


      and to us Tatars - all the same!
  6. lewerlin53rus
    lewerlin53rus 14 December 2012 10: 07 New
    16
    Check out the schedule for the December holidays:

    December 20, 2012 - preparation for the end of the world
    December 21, 2012 - the beginning of the end of the world
    December 22, 2012 - the official celebration of the end of the world
    December 23, 2012 - end of the world
    December 24, 2012 - rest after the end of the world
    December 25, 26, 2012 - New Year's parties, Christmas trees ...
    ... New Year...
    January 3, 2013 - the end of the world in the old style.
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 13 New
      +9
      Quote: lewerlin53rus
      January 3, 2013 - the end of the world in the old style.


      Full paragraph. where to get health? Following me, my son and I have two birthdays, and 6 is Christmas
      1. Pit
        Pit 14 December 2012 10: 29 New
        +2
        We also sit here and think what will happen sooner, the end of the world or the liver? drinks

        Quote: lewerlin53rus
        December 25, 26, 2012


        There is still Catholic Christmas in this period, do not forget about the respected Russian holiday laughing
  7. Atlon
    Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 10 New
    +6
    However, I personally do not remember such a frenzied "advertising" campaign for the upcoming apocalypse ... I remember different expectations of the past. The strongest expectation was the end of the world in 2000 (Millennium). But in comparison with the current one, it was somehow sluggishly advertised. Now, of course, moralism reaches transcendental values! Do I believe? Strange, but the closer, the less. :) In any case, I do not bother with this. It will be - it will be so, no, and not necessary! In any case, I was stocked up with booze! wassat
    1. Vadivak
      Vadivak 14 December 2012 10: 22 New
      +6
      Quote: Atlon
      However, I personally do not remember such a frenzied "advertising" campaign for the upcoming apocalypse.


      So before what media was? And now there’s, sheer chernukha, mother Lelik, everything is gone, take loans, take a walk at last
  8. Apollo
    Apollo 14 December 2012 10: 16 New
    +7
    In the Mayan calendar, not a word about the end of the world.
    But preparation for the New Year should be prepared thoroughly.
    Dear Vadim!
    I would like to flood on New Year's Eve.
    1. Atlon
      Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 23 New
      +5
      Robyat! Mother is my woman! I looked at the calendar of the 12th year, and almost fell! It turns out that it ends on December 31, 2012! And that’s it !!! There is nothing further ... belay The end of the world is there!
      True, then, I look, my wife brought a new calendar, for 2013 ... Hmm ... Damn it! It also ends in a year !!! That's how to live like that, huh? request
    2. vorobey
      vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 28 New
      +9
      Quote: Apollon
      In the Mayan calendar, not a word about the end of the world.


      Apollo. Here forever there is a pessimist who spoils all the fun. Or drink it. or do not bother. There will be an end to the men. Share who else has thoughts on how to meet.
      1. Vadivak
        Vadivak 14 December 2012 10: 32 New
        12
        Quote: vorobey
        Here forever there is a pessimist who spoils all the fun.


        Fix
      2. Apollo
        Apollo 14 December 2012 10: 36 New
        +6
        Quote: vorobey
        Or drink it. or do not bother.


        Greetings Sparrow!

        Well, in terms of passion, I have everything in openwork wassat
        One thing saddens, before, the degree was normal and tastes good. And now it's rubbish. Only Russian ............. good
        1. vorobey
          vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 46 New
          +4
          and here I was also promised from Ossetia to adjust the masks. they praise the product very much, they say soft. If only to 21 in time.
      3. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 10: 55 New
        +5
        Quote: vorobey
        Share who else has thoughts on how to meet.

        This is how holiday dates in Russia originate laughing
      4. alex popov
        alex popov 14 December 2012 11: 32 New
        +4
        Quote: vorobey
        Share who else has thoughts on how to meet.
        Can act "on the contrary": abstinence !? Feel the full depth of the tragedy.))))))))))
        1. vorobey
          vorobey 14 December 2012 11: 38 New
          +3
          Quote: alex popov
          Feel just the whole depth of the tragedy


          thank you kind man.
        2. 755962
          755962 14 December 2012 11: 54 New
          +2
          Quote: alex popov
          Can act "on the contrary": abstinence !?

          Better end of the world ...
          1. alex popov
            alex popov 14 December 2012 14: 09 New
            +1
            Quote: 755962
            Better end of the world ...

            Oh, these gourmets.))
  9. IlyaKuv
    IlyaKuv 14 December 2012 10: 18 New
    +1
    There will be no end of the world, except that the change of eras associated with some epic event such as the collapse of America.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 10: 57 New
      +2
      Quote: IlyaKuv

      There will be no end of the world, except that the change of eras associated with some epic event such as the collapse of America

      Like the amers, the printing press will stop, but it will be very laughing
      1. alex popov
        alex popov 14 December 2012 11: 30 New
        +4
        The Amers have already destroyed their country so many times in all kinds of "Hollywood ends of the world" ... (at least once it came true). By the way, the most destroyed city in cinema is New York. )))) Damn, they’ll get it, don’t? )))
  10. Pit
    Pit 14 December 2012 10: 28 New
    +1
    Do you say the end of the world? I am more concerned about where to celebrate the New Year. Advise wink
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 14 December 2012 10: 36 New
      +8
      Pit,

      In this world, with family and friends. drinks
  11. Sirozha
    Sirozha 14 December 2012 10: 30 New
    +4
    Due to the fact that the end of the world falls on Friday - a working day, the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine decided to postpone the working hours of the day until Saturday, December 29! :)
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 17 New
      +1
      Quote: Sirozha

      Due to the fact that the end of the world falls on Friday - a working day, the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine decided to postpone the working hours of the day until Saturday, December 29! :)

      What I did not understand is that Ukraine will meet the end of the world on December 28, your Rada is slowing down laughing
      1. Sirozha
        Sirozha 14 December 2012 12: 20 New
        +1
        This is an indication of the transfer of the working day :) we will celebrate on the 21st, and work it out on the 29th))))))
  12. Egoza
    Egoza 14 December 2012 10: 38 New
    +3
    Maybe there will be some kind of cataclysm, but not the end of the world. True, according to some predictions, "the most honest, highly moral, etc." will survive after this cataclysm. Then I can say right away - if this happens - Ukraine will have to hold new elections to the Verkhovna Rada! (Or maybe all Bandera's people will die out? That would be a joy!) In the meantime, we are actively "trained" The light turns off almost every day! Provision of power transmission lines since Soviet times! Snow is falling - it can fall asleep so that no car will pass. Well stocked up with canned food, water, candles ... that's how we stock it up every year. We are a trained people, we will carry it over. And, I doubt, if the frequency of electromagnetic waves changes (as some predict), then the bunker will not save.
    1. Atlon
      Atlon 14 December 2012 11: 00 New
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      after this cataclysm "the most honest, highly moral, etc." will survive.

      EgozaWell, Duc is me! Everything is right about me! belay
    2. 755962
      755962 14 December 2012 20: 46 New
      0
      Quote: Egoza
      Maybe there will be some kind of cataclysm, but not the end of the world.



  13. Atlon
    Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 39 New
    +3
    It's simple, in fact ...

  14. Manager
    Manager 14 December 2012 10: 46 New
    +3
    Well, then the Mayan calendar was written without considering that we will switch to the Gregorian calendar. And if you take into account all the leap years ..... Then I will disappoint you.
    The end of the world was supposed to happen in the summer of 2012. So there is nothing special to celebrate.
    Although not. Friday is! DRINK!
    1. Pit
      Pit 14 December 2012 10: 50 New
      +3
      Quote: Manager
      So there’s nothing special to note.


      You don’t need such words, the whole country is tuned in, and you want to break everyone off with one phrase. I don’t know about what Friday the 21.12.12/XNUMX/XNUMX., Everyone was informed about the end of the world, so let’s celebrate it !!!
  15. Samovar
    Samovar 14 December 2012 10: 48 New
    0
    Merchants promise that if the end of the world does not take place, half of the money will be returned to customers.

    And if you don’t like it, they will return the money! wassat
    As Zadornov said, the end of the world is when there is no water, gas or electricity. So we don’t get used to it !!! fellow
  16. Atlon
    Atlon 14 December 2012 10: 54 New
    +6

    For those who have forgotten ...
    1. alex popov
      alex popov 14 December 2012 14: 13 New
      +1
      Quote: Atlon
      For those who have forgotten ...

      No one is forgotten. Nothing is forgotten.
  17. Press
    Press 14 December 2012 11: 05 New
    +8
    It will be great if the paragraph comes to America, they just December 22 somewhere ends the lease of the printing press and so much debt that there is nowhere to raise the level of public debt. There are two ways out: a big war or the depreciation of the currency, super inflation. I wish America the end as a fascist world regime) Who was angry last year: one guy got a big punishment from the state, and 3 more firms closed (and one company that month, when I decided, only a year later)? Does this happen?) I think this is a coincidence. Although I hope that it works on America, I have long been imagining its end, there must be justice in the world. Although such a scale of the power of thought is unrealistic, it is naive, I understand. In general, the thought is material like.

    Although, given the fact that millions of people want the end of the world for the Nazis, there is a chance to fulfill by December 22.
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 14 December 2012 11: 16 New
      +5
      You are a thousand pluses a scary person. Do not be angry, please, scary.
      can you give a shaman's hat and a tambourine to propitiate.
      Quote: Pers
      Who was angry at last year: one guy received a big punishment from the state, and 3 more firms closed (and one company that month, when I decided, only a year later)? Does this happen?) I think this is a coincidence. Although I hope that it works in America, I have long imagined its end

      laughing
      1. Press
        Press 14 December 2012 11: 34 New
        +1
        ) haha. Don’t need a tambourine, come on. I hope that I don’t have such a gift. And whoever I am sick of is sick, one got into prison, 3 firms: closed or moved out. The Secret Movie works)
        1. vorobey
          vorobey 14 December 2012 11: 40 New
          +4
          Quote: Pers
          Don't need a tambourinecome on cap


          and, I realized when you get angry, who turned up and knock on a tambourine?
          1. Press
            Press 14 December 2012 11: 47 New
            0
            It was the case at school, university, pounded. Always the owner of the tambourine lost. Now, it’s going out mentally now.
  18. Atlon
    Atlon 14 December 2012 11: 16 New
    +7
    Vodka with aspen bark (tincture).



    Vodka with silver ...



    Vodka with garlic ...

    1. vorobey
      vorobey 14 December 2012 11: 25 New
      10
      Quote: Atlon
      Vodka with aspen bark (tincture).


      Take 100g before meals (from zombie attacks)
      Quote: Atlon
      Vodka with silver

      Take regularly 50-100g before and after meals (from werewolves)
      Quote: Atlon
      Vodka with garlic ...

      Take 100g between meals (from vampires)

      A side effect is the arrival of squirrels. Although, to be honest, how much I watch TV, a squirrel often comes to the Snickers eaters.

      How many healthy foods turn out to exist.
      1. saturn.mmm
        saturn.mmm 14 December 2012 12: 05 New
        +3
        Quote: vorobey
        Vodka with garlic ...
        Take 100g between meals (from vampires)

        The main thing is that there is always a compelling reason to use the product.
        There is a problem.
        This time in which we live is called "Our era".
        History is considered life before our era and life in our era.
        Now there will be life until the end of the world, but what do we call life after the end of the world?
        Can anyone have any suggestions?
        In my opinion, Friday is the best day to start preparing for the end of the world
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 28 New
      +2
      Quote: Atlon
      Vodka with garlic ...

      From our table to your drinks
      1. Atlon
        Atlon 14 December 2012 11: 48 New
        +9
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        From our table to your

        Sasha wait! You ruin the whole buzz! Well, is it the main thing in drinking? Oh no! The main thing is anticipation! When the smells from the kitchen are already on the TV "With light steam", the table is already standing and waiting to be laid. The worst thought: "Will the jellied meat freeze or not ?!", and in the refrigerator a row of bottles with libations ... Not yet uncorked, pristine ... And vodka in the freezer (wow, I love frozen!), Which will flow like vegetable oil , and the bottle will immediately sweat and be covered with snow before our eyes ... Eh ...
        I’ll go eat a bacon sandwich ...
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 59 New
          +1
          Quote: Atlon
          I’ll go eat a bacon sandwich ..

          You don’t feel the whole taste of bacon in the dryer, it’s time to start laughing
        2. vorobey
          vorobey 14 December 2012 12: 03 New
          +7
          Quote: Atlon
          When the smells from the kitchen are already


          maniacs, do not feel the taste of life.
          smells to them. from the kitchen it's all gone.

          here on the street a smoke from coals and meat, meat. vodka for aperitif with cucumber
          armchair with plaids. you are completely wild in your multi-family birdhouses.
          1. Manager
            Manager 14 December 2012 15: 39 New
            +2
            Quote: vorobey
            here on the street a smoke from coals and meat, meat. vodka for aperitif with cucumber


            In the fresh air, your appetite and mood are different!
            It was doubly cool to me last weekend. I had friends on the Volga. So we, on the veranda of the half-open besides barbecue and vodka, also made Wuhu from freshly caught fish. Here is this buzz. Do not believe it. But after 2n for three, everyone was almost absolutely sober. That's what clean air and healthy PSA do!
            But in taverns and in birdhouses it’s not that good to drink.
            1. Atlon
              Atlon 14 December 2012 16: 58 New
              +4
              Quote: Manager
              But after 2n for three, everyone was almost absolutely sober.

              Hmm ... Does this mean that I need to visit the wine-brewing one more time ??? Like a sober zombie reluctance to meet ... what
              1. vorobey
                vorobey 14 December 2012 17: 32 New
                +8
                Manager,
                Atlon,
                Quote: Atlon
                it would be necessary once again to visit the wine-making ??? Like a sober zombie reluctance to meet ...


                Pasha, don’t laugh, I tell from life. to joke lyulby, for which they happened.

                we’re sitting, everyone is already slanting. Guys. girls - there were about eight of us.
                Well, drunk, I tell my wife I’ll joke - the people will rub off.
                I go home and put on an officer’s cloak with a hood (she is black in the Navy), I take the scythe from the barn to my hands and back for a drink.
                I go with a scythe to the advantage of the darkness and ask. Well, what else do you drink?
                Then the people sobered up. The silent scene lasted a long time. I had to scream my own when Gena's hand reached for the handle.
  19. itr
    itr 14 December 2012 11: 17 New
    -4
    Of people make idiots
    Article by no means
    1. SAVA555.IVANOV
      SAVA555.IVANOV 14 December 2012 12: 33 New
      +3
      Here the whole Western civilization "drives" and the author cannot "postebatsya" over them, "smart" !? Believe the Western media !? Sincerely.
  20. ADEQUATE
    ADEQUATE 14 December 2012 11: 18 New
    +2
    At this end of the world, they have made so much money !!!!
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 40 New
      +4
      Quote: ADEQUATE

      At this end of the world, so much money has been earned !!!

      That he decided to take a couple of packs with him, in another world they don’t take bribes hi
  21. Sergg
    Sergg 14 December 2012 11: 18 New
    +1
    Interesting ducks are launched in the media, backing up their lies with nonexistent ones, no parade of planets will be on December 21, the nearest planet parade will be around 2070.

    Personally, I believe in one apocalypse - it’s economic, to understand that it is inevitable, you don’t need to be a prophet, before our eyes the old financial system based on a soap dollar is collapsing.
    This Fed would only distract us from the collapse of the dollar: the Mayan calendar, the invasion of aliens, and they themselves quietly lead the World to the Great War.
  22. Beck
    Beck 14 December 2012 11: 23 New
    +1
    It is very pleasing that the vast majority, on the site, are adequate and sane. Do not fall for journalistic bullshit. It’s for them that, just to blur, that without hitting, just a sensation.

    The next Mayan calendar cycle ends on December 21, 2012. December 22, 2012 begins a new one. And business then. Well, do not survive the Mayan atronsrons to this day, so that the new calendar is carved in stone.

    But actually, every year, along with a new year, you can meet the end of the world. As soon as you tear off a piece of paper on the calendar on December 31.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 14 December 2012 11: 42 New
      +3
      Quote: Beck
      ends on December 21, 2012. December 22, 2012 begins a new one. And business then.

      This day will have to hold out. Everything to the store and to the bunker.
      1. Beck
        Beck 14 December 2012 13: 41 New
        -1
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        This day will have to hold out. Everything to the store and to the bunker


        Well, if so, then of course. You don’t have to stock up on a periscope to look from the bunker to the end of the world. I have an interest in what the end of all ends is, in the end.
        1. Atlon
          Atlon 14 December 2012 17: 00 New
          +4
          Quote: Beck
          You don’t have to stock up on a periscope to look from the bunker to the end of the world. I have an interest in what the end of all ends is, in the end.

          Not ssy! CNN Live Show! bully
          1. Beck
            Beck 14 December 2012 18: 44 New
            -1
            Quote: Atlon
            Not ssy! CNN Live Shows


            Well, pleased, the mountain from the shoulders. Now we will see.
  23. alex popov
    alex popov 14 December 2012 11: 27 New
    +1
    "End of the World" is another way to make money on imbits. It is especially popular in the West, where a person believes that he can be saved not by spiritual development, but by physical infusion of dough ... into a super-bunker, shelter, superweapon against zombies, a vaccine "against everything", just stupid money in a sect and so on. Hence the wild profits of hotels and other infrastructure near "sacred places", from sellers of amulets, vaccines, WEAPONS (it breaks records in the USA), and so on ... In Russia, for those who are not engaged in spiritual practice and have not heard anything about the Era Aquarius, this is just another reason to plump (like we have so few of them, from the birthday of Budyonny's horse to calendar dates for the whole year). The most popular SMS on 21.12.2012/XNUMX/XNUMX will be "Congratulations on the end of the world." Possible options: romantic - "Let's meet the end of the world together", neutral - "All the best in the next world", aggressive - "so you sleep the end of the world" or "so you meet the end of the world at work" ... and so on. There are practically no clinical "apocalyptic writers" in Russia or a very small number.
  24. Ascetic
    Ascetic 14 December 2012 11: 28 New
    29
    December 21 1991 the USSR was abolished and the Alma-Ata declaration was signed which stated the goals and principles of the CIS. Alas, the CIS never took place as a union state. And this day has become real doomsday for our great country.
  25. maksim
    maksim 14 December 2012 11: 46 New
    +2
    but I don’t care whether he will or not, the main thing will be two reasons to drink a glass of vodka one after the other laughing
  26. Blat
    Blat 14 December 2012 11: 51 New
    +3
    there will be nothing. just the one who made the calendar for Maya died without leaving the receiver. and only managed to draw up a calendar until December 21)))))))))))))))
  27. SAVA555.IVANOV
    SAVA555.IVANOV 14 December 2012 12: 02 New
    +2
    Well, it was not the USSR BUT, for all its shortcomings, idiots were called idiots and not predictors, the aggressors were called aggressors and not "friends" request .
    22.12.12/XNUMX/XNUMX Say to the West. Hi fools !!!! laughing
  28. Ghenxnumx
    Ghenxnumx 14 December 2012 12: 18 New
    +2
    there will be, there will be no end of the world on December 21, but on the Energy Day anyway I congratulate everyone on the site drinks
  29. anfreezer
    anfreezer 14 December 2012 12: 36 New
    16
    And you can not only have a drink or combine the pleasant with the useful (or the pleasant with the pleasant, well, for someone like) laughing
    1. knn54
      knn54 15 December 2012 13: 06 New
      +1
      If you joke on April 1, then expect a gift for the New Year.
  30. Egoza
    Egoza 14 December 2012 12: 40 New
    +7
    Quote: Ascetic
    On December 21, 1991, the USSR was abolished and the Alma-Ata Declaration was signed which stated the goals and principles of the CIS. Alas, the CIS never took place as a union state. And this day has become a real end of the world for our great country.


    But this is also the birthday of I.V. Stalin! What do they say there? Will the dead rise on this day? In the room will be! If I.V. It will rise, then for sure for many there will be an end to the world! drinks
    1. knn54
      knn54 15 December 2012 12: 51 New
      0
      The first decree of Joseph Vissarionovich: all the deputies to gather on Red Square, have warm clothes with them ...
  31. Averias
    Averias 14 December 2012 13: 02 New
    +5
    Since they are trying to talk about the "end of the world", it means that someone needs it :-)
    1. Beck
      Beck 14 December 2012 13: 57 New
      +1
      Quote: Averias
      Since they are trying to talk about the "end of the world", it means that someone needs it :-)


      You are completely behind life, or what? Here, some have one answer.

      They are guilty bastards, they need it. These are all amers and the West. Everyone wants to nullify everyone, so that later they can sit and rejoice on the ashes.
      1. SAVA555.IVANOV
        SAVA555.IVANOV 14 December 2012 14: 16 New
        +3
        Quote: Beck
        Here, some have one answer.

        They are guilty bastards, they need it. These are all amers and the West. Everyone wants to reduce everything to nothing, then to sit on the ashes and rejoice

        Of course they are the most, for example, neither Ukrainians nor Kazakhs nor Russians have thought of such a "masterpiece" as "The End of the World" !!! laughing
  32. Egoza
    Egoza 14 December 2012 13: 08 New
    +4
    Quote: Averias
    Since they are trying to talk about the "end of the world", it means that someone needs it :-)

    Bankers in the first place, and the state treasury. For example, we have arrears on salaries and pensions, but if the money is not given before the New Year and Christmas, then the whole top will really come from Armogidets! here people will definitely not stand it. The funny thing is - indeed, many banks are sending out reminders to pay for loans until December 21! In what they are supported by the media and predictors - "pay back all debts." BUT IF THE WORLD'S END - WHY DO THEY MONEY ????.
  33. Dimon simfer
    Dimon simfer 14 December 2012 13: 27 New
    +5
    Thanks to the author for the article, I was very embarrassed. laughing
    Journalist Gail Collins said that his native America is preparing to meet the "zombie apocalypse."
    Only this nation can be attacked by zombies. After all, they are so fond of gobbling up America's dumb brains fool
    Survival kits are on sale in Ukraine. The adult kit includes a penknife, crackers, instant noodles, soap, shampoo, condoms, hairbrushes, dry fuel, rope, flashlight and matches. Also included are vodka (male version) or champagne (female version).
    Condoms are the most necessary thing, especially after the "complete kabzdetsa". For example, matches and dry fuel can be wrapped in a condom so that they do not get wet when crossing the river into a ford.
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 14 December 2012 14: 55 New
      +4
      Quote: Dimon Simfer
      Only this nation can be attacked by zombies


      And Godzila, what about reptiles? Jurassic parks already in two seasons.
      even the americos got dinosaurs.
  34. 123dv
    123dv 14 December 2012 15: 12 New
    0
    You would all hihanki yes hahanki! wink
    And who asked - how will it be in kind when the real deadline for the lead comes !!! ...
    Here is an article - http://www.stihi.ru/2012/04/18/11721
    1. 3 points from Ilyich
      3 points from Ilyich 14 December 2012 18: 06 New
      +1
      Well, no one has died of laughter, but unconscious auto-suggestion can be dangerous, it’s better not to read all sorts of zombies. Everything will be fine smile
  35. djon3volta
    djon3volta 14 December 2012 15: 14 New
    +1
    probably 20-21-22 will be registered suicides, especially believing zombie people.
  36. Slavs69
    Slavs69 14 December 2012 16: 08 New
    0
    Somewhat obscene, but people here are adults ...... Egegei !!! Sveta!!! I am your end !!!
  37. Skomoroh
    Skomoroh 14 December 2012 16: 53 New
    +1
    http://uainfo.censor.net.ua/blogomems/80822-sveta-onec.html вот это конец света
  38. 3 points from Ilyich
    3 points from Ilyich 14 December 2012 17: 56 New
    +2
    The set "End of the World", in the sense that when the lights are turned off, there will be nothing to do ...
  39. postman
    postman 14 December 2012 18: 04 New
    +1
    Schedule for December holidays:
    December 20, 2012 - preparation for the end of the world
    December 21, 2012 - the beginning of the end of the world
    December 22, 2012 - the official celebration of the end of the world
    December 23, 2012 - end of the world
    December 24, 2012 - rest after the end of the world
    December 25, 26, 2012 - New Year's party, Christmas trees ...
    ... New Year...
    January 3, 2013 - the end of the world in the old style
  40. Nechai
    Nechai 14 December 2012 18: 26 New
    +5
    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    Russia will once again prove how great and powerful our language is

    To the End of the World, and to whom the End of Darkness! Watching from what worldview point to look! So let’s drink FOR DIALECTIC UNITY AND THE FIGHT AGAINST OPPOSITIONS! drinks
  41. Atlon
    Atlon 14 December 2012 18: 35 New
    +2
    And by the way, no one said when to start celebrating something? From the 20th to the 21st? Or from the 21st to the 22nd? Or in the afternoon, the 21st at 12:00. Does anyone have a sensible answer?

    Dog
    Thought ... But how come? Well, such as promised, with Nibiru, the flood, the dead, and meteor shower? In rzhach will be! Let's get everything done ... laughing
  42. Troitsky
    Troitsky 14 December 2012 19: 38 New
    +1
    “It doesn't matter what the final blow will be. Whether it is devouring zombie brains, the invasion of demons from hell or the final triumph of Korean pop music, one thing you can always be sure: I will always be with you. Until the end".



    if there will be a triumph of Korean pop, many will really believe in the end of the world)))
  43. lewerlin53rus
    lewerlin53rus 14 December 2012 20: 01 New
    0
    And yet.. wink
  44. lewerlin53rus
    lewerlin53rus 14 December 2012 20: 23 New
    +2
    In Russia, the end of the world will come on a rake laughing
    1. knn54
      knn54 15 December 2012 13: 49 New
      +1
      When a man steps on a rake, he rejoices: have not yet been stolen!
  45. Kibl
    Kibl 14 December 2012 20: 27 New
    +4
    And here in Latvia the end of the world has already been going on for 22 years since the declaration of independence! 600000 people fell out of the country, the same number went to the grave! So all this nonsense to us about the 21st fuck ... and you will survive! And in general I’m in a storage room for anti-fear with a fortress of 40 degrees! drinks
    1. Atlon
      Atlon 14 December 2012 22: 15 New
      +3
      Anyway, I won’t eat your sprats ...
  46. Irek
    Irek 14 December 2012 22: 36 New
    +1
    :)) "Every man has his own end. Of the world."
  47. WW3
    WW3 14 December 2012 22: 44 New
    +3
    It is clear that after December 21 will come December 22 ... the end of the world will surely be in 5 billion years ... crying
    The discovery was made by a group of scientists from the USA, Spain and Poland during the study of the star BD + 48 740 - one of those called the red giants. Red giants are old stars in the core of which the combustion of hydrogen has already ended. Supposedly The sun will become a red giant in about 5 billion years.

    There is also a large asteroid Apophis, in a few years 2019 ... it will fly near the Earth, and if there is a small probability of a collision, if something deviates it from the flight path ....

    Once upon a time, dinosaurs became extinct ...
  48. Robin_3ON
    Robin_3ON 15 December 2012 01: 39 New
    +3
    I have not read comments for so long, I had fun from the heart .... laughing

    I can’t understand one thing in sets for meeting the end of the world. ROPE why ????, a set for survival. And the soap is not accidentally to the rope ??? recourse
  49. knn54
    knn54 15 December 2012 13: 03 New
    +1
    G.V. NOSOVSKY, A.T. FOMENKO INTRODUCTION TO A NEW CHRONOLOGY (WHAT CENTURY DO WE LIVE?) To wait another 300 years ...
    Let's hope that the end of the world will come for a $ -also holiday!
  50. knn54
    knn54 15 December 2012 13: 41 New
    0
    http://news.ykt.ru/article/7356 А каково дамам ?
    G.V. NOSOVSKY, A.T. FOMENKO INTRODUCTION TO A NEW CHRONOLOGY (WHAT CENTURY DO WE LIVE?) - we will wait again.
    There will be an end to the $ reason too.
    PS And more- http://uvovki.obychnogo.net/cont/planeta-nibiru-ugrozhaet-zemle-katastrofoi