Humor in the lines
- The paratrooper's life is hanging on 28 lines.
- Who did not jump with a parachute, is called - MABUTA.
- Point paratrooper in flight is able to bite barbed wire.
- A woman can give birth to a child, a paratrooper can give birth to EVERYTHING.
- Not so terrible death, as 800 meters to it.
- If the parachute does not open, then you have as many 20 seconds to learn
to fly.
- No one will hug the paratrooper tighter parachute suspension system D-6.
- Paratrooper: 3 seconds - angel, 3 minutes - eagle, and the rest of the time dray
horse.
- Each paratrooper is a scout, but not every scout is a paratrooper.
- The crocodile's stomach digests the nails, the paratrooper's stomach digests
crocodile.
- A paratrooper runs as much as he can, and then as much as necessary.
- Paratrooper, free man. Where they send, there he wants.
- People learn from mistakes, and the paratroopers die.
- The paratrooper is not the Ministry of Health, it will not warn.
- The paratrooper is terrible because he is returning to the ground as dead.
- The paratrooper's happiness: In the sky have a parachute, and on earth a beloved girlfriend.
- Do not spit the paratrooper in the soul, and then spit out his jaw.
- Knocked down - fight on your knees, You can not stand up - lie down and step on.
- Got to the Airborne Forces - be proud, If you didn't get - rejoice, If you get caught - hang yourself.
- Paratrooper remember: Love in a foreign land - demob in danger.
- Even the stool in the hands of a drunken paratrooper becomes weapons mass
lesions.
- The life of a paratrooper is beautiful as a stewardess, But sometimes it is short, as
her skirt.
- What is a paratrooper in the civilian world: all that is in the hands is a weapon, all that is in the eyes -
target.
- X / B paratrooper - parade for Mabuchi.
- A drunk paratrooper is worse tankhungry cadet is worse than a drunk
paratrooper.
- A paratrooper will die better standing than he will live on his knees.
- When God gave people peace on earth, the paratroopers were in the sky.
- The paratrooper has such a clear conscience that it is almost invisible.
- Death is the last trouble of the paratrooper.
- The army is a prolonged jump with stabilization in 2 of the year.
- One paratrooper can do much, and two can do everything.
- The paratrooper's dream is to land on the roof of his house.
- A paratrooper is a wolf, and a wolf is fed by legs.
- Many people know how beautiful the form of a paratrooper is, but few know how
hard to wear it.
- Healthy sleep paratrooper - another blow to the Pentagon.
- A paratrooper should shoot like a cowboy and run like his horse.
- A paratrooper without a beret, the same as "Dirol" without xylitol.
- Mabuta jumps from the ZIL, and the landing party from the IL.
- And in a dream and in reality, for a vest the mouth tear.
- Walk the construction battalion, baldey tankman, while the skydiver is not drunk.
- Life is a turn after death, but there are people climbing out of turn. it
paratroopers.
- Where hell ends, begins airborne.
- Do not cross the road paratrooper, and then you can become a mystery to the surgeon.
- A girl, as the main dome, can always refuse - therefore one must have
spare tire.
- Life where are you? - asked the paratrooper. Behind you! - answered the parachute.
- Not the man who lived with the woman, but the one who served in the Airborne Forces.
- Forget the seven troubles, put on take, in the landing there is no word "NO."
- A paratrooper with a spoon is invincible, and with a dry ration it is almost immortal.
- Thunder rumbles, the earth shakes. "Elephant" on the BMD is rushing.
- A girl is like a parachute: you can’t pack it badly - she refuses.
- Where the devil breaks his leg, the Airborne Forces will find the way.
- Leap voluntary case you want to jump, but do not want to push.
- Parachute jokes are bad, he has no sense of humor.
- A paratrooper, as an expensive service, can fall and break.
- Get around the bus from behind, the tram in front, the paratrooper - side.
- A paratrooper doesn’t care - what a machine gun, what a vodka, if only he was toppling over his feet.
- The service of a paratrooper is comparable to a horse at a wedding: the head in flowers is an ass in
soap
- High-speed styling leads to downhill.
- In spite of the enemies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, I went to serve in the Airborne Forces!
- The paratrooper's personal time is free fall.
- In the Airborne round bear, and square rolled.
- A paratrooper knows the face of his death - that of his native land.
- If the parachute did not open - trust your intuition.
- The sky gives us what nature did not give - wings, but sometimes takes the most
dear - life.
- Conscience - the wealth of man, and the paratrooper is a poor man.
- At the paratrooper: 50% courage, 50% impudence, and the rest is conscience.
- Vodka is the enemy, and the paratrooper of the enemy is not afraid. He destroys him.
- God is in heaven, damn on earth, and the PARAGRAPHER is everywhere!
- The sky is like a girl - makes a boy out of a boy.
- The girl trust the heart, and parachute life.
- A paratrooper is an uncultured man: leaving the plane - the door does not
closes.
- While the paratrooper is breathing - he is invincible.
- There are no sick or wounded in the Airborne Forces - there are living or dead.
- Who has not seen a living devil, let him look at the drunken paratrooper.
- A paratrooper can drink away everything except a vest, a beret and a military ID.
- A paratrooper’s duty: If death looks into your companion’s eyes, take it
look at yourself.
- Kiss parachute on the ground, and he will smile at you in the sky.
- It happens that life hangs in the balance, and at the paratrooper it always hangs on 28
slings.
- The main thing for the paratrooper is not to fly over the ground.
- A paratrooper once, a paratrooper forever.
“The earth will strike the paratrooper as a mother and put him to bed.”
- If the army is a school, then the Airborne Forces is an institute.
- Who saw life through the lines, he will never look at it through
fingers.
- The land would be affectionate, and the sky of the paratrooper would not offend.
- A paratrooper changes a girl once - when both his parachutes are changed.
- The paratrooper's courage is not that he is not afraid to jump, but that he is afraid, but
jumps!
“The earth rewards the paratrooper with orders, and the sky with blue.”
- It is better to lose the mother-in-law at the wedding, than the reserve on jumping!
- When they invented a paratrooper, they forgot to invent spare parts for it ...
- Marines enter the battle, even when others consider him lost!
- If the paratrooper does not have enough strength to win, then there will always be enough strength not to submit!
- When a man cries - it becomes shameful when a paratrooper cries - it is scary ...
- Drink - so vodka. To love is so queen. To steal is like a million.
Serve - so in the Airborne!
- Hope - more extreme, that leaves the paratrooper.
- When a person runs out of patience, the commando begins
endurance!
- Who did not jump with a parachute, is called - MABUTA.
- Point paratrooper in flight is able to bite barbed wire.
- A woman can give birth to a child, a paratrooper can give birth to EVERYTHING.
- Not so terrible death, as 800 meters to it.
- If the parachute does not open, then you have as many 20 seconds to learn
to fly.
- No one will hug the paratrooper tighter parachute suspension system D-6.
- Paratrooper: 3 seconds - angel, 3 minutes - eagle, and the rest of the time dray
horse.
- Each paratrooper is a scout, but not every scout is a paratrooper.
- The crocodile's stomach digests the nails, the paratrooper's stomach digests
crocodile.
- A paratrooper runs as much as he can, and then as much as necessary.
- Paratrooper, free man. Where they send, there he wants.- People learn from mistakes, and the paratroopers die.
- The paratrooper is not the Ministry of Health, it will not warn.
- The paratrooper is terrible because he is returning to the ground as dead.
- The paratrooper's happiness: In the sky have a parachute, and on earth a beloved girlfriend.
- Do not spit the paratrooper in the soul, and then spit out his jaw.
- Knocked down - fight on your knees, You can not stand up - lie down and step on.
- Got to the Airborne Forces - be proud, If you didn't get - rejoice, If you get caught - hang yourself.
- Paratrooper remember: Love in a foreign land - demob in danger.
- Even the stool in the hands of a drunken paratrooper becomes weapons mass
lesions.
- The life of a paratrooper is beautiful as a stewardess, But sometimes it is short, as
her skirt.
- What is a paratrooper in the civilian world: all that is in the hands is a weapon, all that is in the eyes -
target.
- X / B paratrooper - parade for Mabuchi.
- A drunk paratrooper is worse tankhungry cadet is worse than a drunk
paratrooper.
- A paratrooper will die better standing than he will live on his knees.
- When God gave people peace on earth, the paratroopers were in the sky.
- The paratrooper has such a clear conscience that it is almost invisible.
- Death is the last trouble of the paratrooper.
- The army is a prolonged jump with stabilization in 2 of the year.
- One paratrooper can do much, and two can do everything.
- The paratrooper's dream is to land on the roof of his house.
- A paratrooper is a wolf, and a wolf is fed by legs.
- Many people know how beautiful the form of a paratrooper is, but few know how
hard to wear it.
- Healthy sleep paratrooper - another blow to the Pentagon.
- A paratrooper should shoot like a cowboy and run like his horse.
- A paratrooper without a beret, the same as "Dirol" without xylitol.
- Mabuta jumps from the ZIL, and the landing party from the IL.
- And in a dream and in reality, for a vest the mouth tear.
- Walk the construction battalion, baldey tankman, while the skydiver is not drunk.
- Life is a turn after death, but there are people climbing out of turn. it
paratroopers.
- Where hell ends, begins airborne.
- Do not cross the road paratrooper, and then you can become a mystery to the surgeon.
- A girl, as the main dome, can always refuse - therefore one must have
spare tire.
- Life where are you? - asked the paratrooper. Behind you! - answered the parachute.
- Not the man who lived with the woman, but the one who served in the Airborne Forces.
- Forget the seven troubles, put on take, in the landing there is no word "NO."
- A paratrooper with a spoon is invincible, and with a dry ration it is almost immortal.
- Thunder rumbles, the earth shakes. "Elephant" on the BMD is rushing.
- A girl is like a parachute: you can’t pack it badly - she refuses.
- Where the devil breaks his leg, the Airborne Forces will find the way.
- Leap voluntary case you want to jump, but do not want to push.
- Parachute jokes are bad, he has no sense of humor.
- A paratrooper, as an expensive service, can fall and break.
- Get around the bus from behind, the tram in front, the paratrooper - side.
- A paratrooper doesn’t care - what a machine gun, what a vodka, if only he was toppling over his feet.
- The service of a paratrooper is comparable to a horse at a wedding: the head in flowers is an ass in
soap
- High-speed styling leads to downhill.
- In spite of the enemies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, I went to serve in the Airborne Forces!
- The paratrooper's personal time is free fall.
- In the Airborne round bear, and square rolled.
- A paratrooper knows the face of his death - that of his native land.
- If the parachute did not open - trust your intuition.
- The sky gives us what nature did not give - wings, but sometimes takes the most
dear - life.
- Conscience - the wealth of man, and the paratrooper is a poor man.
- At the paratrooper: 50% courage, 50% impudence, and the rest is conscience.
- Vodka is the enemy, and the paratrooper of the enemy is not afraid. He destroys him.
- God is in heaven, damn on earth, and the PARAGRAPHER is everywhere!
- The sky is like a girl - makes a boy out of a boy.
- The girl trust the heart, and parachute life.
- A paratrooper is an uncultured man: leaving the plane - the door does not
closes.
- While the paratrooper is breathing - he is invincible.
- There are no sick or wounded in the Airborne Forces - there are living or dead.
- Who has not seen a living devil, let him look at the drunken paratrooper.
- A paratrooper can drink away everything except a vest, a beret and a military ID.
- A paratrooper’s duty: If death looks into your companion’s eyes, take it
look at yourself.
- Kiss parachute on the ground, and he will smile at you in the sky.
- It happens that life hangs in the balance, and at the paratrooper it always hangs on 28
slings.
- The main thing for the paratrooper is not to fly over the ground.
- A paratrooper once, a paratrooper forever.
“The earth will strike the paratrooper as a mother and put him to bed.”
- If the army is a school, then the Airborne Forces is an institute.
- Who saw life through the lines, he will never look at it through
fingers.
- The land would be affectionate, and the sky of the paratrooper would not offend.
- A paratrooper changes a girl once - when both his parachutes are changed.
- The paratrooper's courage is not that he is not afraid to jump, but that he is afraid, but
jumps!
“The earth rewards the paratrooper with orders, and the sky with blue.”
- It is better to lose the mother-in-law at the wedding, than the reserve on jumping!
- When they invented a paratrooper, they forgot to invent spare parts for it ...
- Marines enter the battle, even when others consider him lost!
- If the paratrooper does not have enough strength to win, then there will always be enough strength not to submit!
- When a man cries - it becomes shameful when a paratrooper cries - it is scary ...
- Drink - so vodka. To love is so queen. To steal is like a million.
Serve - so in the Airborne!
- Hope - more extreme, that leaves the paratrooper.
- When a person runs out of patience, the commando begins
endurance!
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