In Ukraine, there are proposals to break limbs to avoid mobilization

Ads began to appear in Ukrainian cities offering to break limbs in order to get a reprieve from mobilization.

The authors of the announcements propose, by breaking any of the limbs, to provide at least seven months of delay from mobilization and subsequent possible sending to the "Bakhmut meat grinder". The fracture is proposed to be made under anesthesia, without displacement and any subsequent complications. According to the authors of such somewhat unusual announcements, after the procedure, the customer is guaranteed a month in plaster, after which a six-month delay from mobilization.

Recently, in all settlements controlled by the Kyiv regime, subpoenas have been actively distributed with the aim of subsequent mobilization and sending to the front. Potential recruits are caught in stores, at gas stations, just on the streets. Some are taken directly from their homes.

This indicates an acute shortage of manpower in the Armed Forces of Ukraine, which only confirms the data voiced by a number of foreign sources about the significant losses of the Ukrainian army.

However, despite the statements of the Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine, Oleksiy Danilov, who claims that "mobilization is proceeding according to the plan drawn up earlier," measures to catch the future "cannon fodder" for the Ukrainian army are becoming more and more spontaneous. In Odessa, men are loaded onto buses by employees of military registration and enlistment offices right on the forecourt.

At the same time, the scale of corruption in the Ukrainian military registration and enlistment offices is growing. Thus, the prices for deferment from mobilization reach an unaffordable sum of 10 thousand dollars for the majority of Ukrainian citizens.

Comments

[Orange Bigg]

In Ukraine, there are proposals to break limbs to avoid mobilization

Who will break limbs? Zelensky? The idea is not bad in principle.

[dmi.pris1]

"Extremity", which he played on the piano ... However, advertising also slips through us, how to cut it off .. Scammers of course

[The black]

Fraudsters, but those who want to use the service, you can understand. Die for a stoned Nazi, so-so prospect

[former soldier]

"Limitity", which he played on the piano ... wassat However, advertising slips through us, how to cut it off .. Scammers of course

Well, that is, the hryvnia will be taken, and the legs will be broken without anesthesia for real.

[Carat]

Quote from Orange Bigg

Who should break limbs? Zelensky? The idea is not bad in principle

Zelensky to open the cranium and go for a long time into it.

[credo]

Nothing is new under the sun, self-mutilation has been done before.
And at the same time, even at the front of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, in addition to verbal threats against the Kyiv junta, they are afraid to turn their bayonets and deal directly with those who drive them to slaughter.

[Egoza]

Quote: credo

even at the front of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, in addition to verbal threats against the Kyiv junta, they are afraid to turn their bayonets and deal directly with those who drive them to slaughter.

There is no leader (1) They are afraid that the neighbor will immediately snitch (2) And they don’t know what to do next (3)

[spech]

There rope and soap required.
PS although soap is not necessary, letting it suffer ..

[rotmistr60]

advertisements appear suggesting that limbs be broken in order to receive a reprieve from mobilization.

There is demand, there will be supply. And then, as in Sharikov's song: "... I'll gouge out one eye - the other one will remain, To see the shit to whom to bow!"

[Alexandr2637]

Stupid somehow.
These surgeons risk lead poisoning.
The Nazis will quickly figure them out.

[sifgame]

Would like to have already figured out, maybe it's their business

[VLAD-96]

We need to give them an idea for a business: "I'll help you surrender from the front line!"

[Derbes19]

Not necessarily surgeons. Perhaps just caring citizens for a small fee can break something that is not very necessary.

[Leshak]

"Slipped, fell, closed fracture, woke up - plaster!" Is there enough plaster for everyone?

[Bingo]

By the way, this is old news. There are newer

[Ru_Na]

Alas, it won't help. Zelya, for the sake of overseas masters, will send all citizens of Ukraine to the front, the disabled, crooked, oblique, lame, deaf, in short, EVERYONE!

[APASUS]

It could just as well be an attempt to hand out a subpoena. I called, made an appointment, came to break my leg and got a summons .....................
I think the history of ter defense is generally unique. A bunch of fools with money and connections were able to get out of the draft, but signed up for the defense. Stand at checkpoints in the city, sleep at home and rummage through pockets, cars.
And them to the front ......

[Sergey Aleksandrovich]

According to insider data from there, not all of those who signed up for the terrorist defense got to the front. There is still some reserve in the western regions.

[APASUS]

Quote: Sergey Alexandrovich

According to insider data from there, not all of those who signed up for the terrorist defense got to the front.

According to insider data from there, they deliberately dispersed the hype there, there were queues to enroll in the defense and not get to the front

[Mavrikiy]

"The French Robbery"

- I said break your arm cleanly!
- Boss, this is not science.
- Send him flowers, beautiful ones - roses or carnations.

It looks like breaking hands has become a science in Ukraine, even guarantees. But witnesses, documents will be required .... gypsum is not a document, but a fig leaf that will be broken a second time.

[Al manah]

Two arms, two legs, you can stretch at least a couple of years, normally.

[sifgame]

This is Ukraine, here it all doesn’t work, they called for both the armless and the blind, there is only one guaranteed way - to surrender.

[DefenderofTruth]

Of all the limbs, it is better for them to break their neck.