The Great Emu War. How to lose the war to the birds

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The Great Emu War. How to lose the war to the birds

Note: in the process of studying the article, the reader may see some similarities with what is happening in Ukraine, but even if they exist, they are completely random. This can be verified by looking at history developments.

The emu is the largest Australian cassowary bird and the second largest after the ostrich.



The main diet consists of plant foods:
Young shoots
plant roots
cereal crops
Herbs
Juicy fruits

In addition, they do not disdain eating insects, mollusks, lizards and small birds.

Emus, with a height of 150 to 190 centimeters, have a mass of 18 to 55 kilograms (30-35 kilograms on average) and are able to move at a speed of 50 km / h in increments of up to 275 centimeters. Emus are nomads and are able to travel long distances in search of food. They know how to swim, they like to sit in the water, but they do not need it much and drink either rarely or whenever possible.

Clawed paws of an impressive size are used as protection, and with a blow, a bird can ruin a metal wire fence. In addition to strong legs, they are also endowed with good eyesight and hearing, which allows them to successfully detect predators. Like other ratites, this monster is able to withstand a wide range of temperatures from -5 to +45 degrees. In the wild, they live from 10 to 20 years, the metabolism proceeds at a low rate.


Emus have 3 toes on each foot, which distinguishes them from ostriches that have only 2 toes. Toes, together with a small amount of bones and associated leg muscles, allow the bird to move at high speeds for a long time. Due to their size, they practically do not have natural enemies.

The bird's eyes are protected by a membrane that protects against dust and dirt, which is common in arid and windy deserts. For breathing in cool weather, emus use their nasal passages, which, like humans, heat the air passing through them. On exhalation, the bird condenses moisture on the cold nasal concha and absorbs it for reuse.

Unlike the extremely aggressive relative of the cassowary, the emu is not friendly enough during the mating season and is able to live quietly next to people ... This was the whole problem.

Debut


At the end of the First World War, returning Australian veterans decided to take up a peaceful business - farming. The unoccupied part of Western Australia was perfect for this, and many kilometers of fences were erected to protect wheat from animals.

With the onset of the Great Depression in 1929, the risks of famine increased and the Australian government turned to its farmers to dramatically increase their supply of crops. To achieve the goal, it was necessary to plow up a large amount of new land, which was eventually done, among other things, thanks to the promise of subsidies, which, oddly enough, was not kept by the government.


The fences set up around the fields were not a serious enough barrier for the emus, who migrated from the central regions to the coast every year. Breaking through the fence about 20 birds ended up in farmers' fields near Campion and Valgulan. In addition to the fact that the wheat was to the taste of the birds who decided not to go anywhere else, the situation was complicated due to the invasion of wild rabbits, from which the fence had previously saved.

Farmers found themselves face to face with a large army and losses. For the first time, they turned to the authorities with a request for help in 1932, and the government responded to the threat.

Mittelspiel


Defense Minister George Pierce promised to help the farmers. To solve the problem, a calculation of 2 soldiers was sent under the command of artilleryman Major Meredith.

They decided to arm themselves with 2 Lewis machine guns and 10 rounds of ammunition for them. But they could not use all the firepower at the same time, since each machine gun required a calculation of 000 people. The cost of food and accommodation for the soldiers was assigned to the farmers.


It was decided to begin the first hostilities in October 1932, but were postponed due to bad weather. The soldiers who arrived on November 2 in Campion found the enemy in the amount of 50 individuals. Since the birds were out of range of machine gun fire, it was decided to organize an ambush. In their turn, the birds chose the tactics of small maneuverable groups and split up, becoming a very inconvenient target for machine-gun fire.

The debut attempt to inflict damage on the enemy was complicated by the enemy's ability to maneuver very quickly. Within a few hours of clashes, a small number of enemy forces were destroyed, the rest fled.

A more serious battle took place on 4 November. About 1 birds moved into the ambush organized by Major Meredithau near the dam. However, the technical imperfection of the Lewis machine gun did not allow the opportunity to be realized and only 000 individuals were destroyed. The rest fled.

After reconnaissance, it was decided to install a machine gun on a truck, hello Toyota, and go to the south of the country, where the birds seemed a more convenient target. As a result, it turned out that it was impossible to shoot accurately at full speed, and the truck was not able to catch up with the birds. By November 8, 2 rounds had been expended, with 500 enemy kills confirmed, although some reports reported a range of 50 to 250. There were no casualties from the Australian armed forces.


Major Meredith's report did not impress the local press, which they immediately reported. As a result of the parliamentary discussion, it was decided to withdraw the military and ignore the problem. Emus celebrated their victory by destroying crops and fences, rabbits most likely helped, but this is not certain. It is not known for certain where the kangaroos were at that time, perhaps they were trained and prepared as a reserve.

Since the farmers were not able to cope with so many birds on their own, they again turned to the army for help. With the support of the Prime Minister, Major Meredith set out on another campaign.

The operation was terminated on 10 December by order of the Minister of Defense. During the fighting, 9 rounds of ammunition were spent and 600 birds were destroyed. Most likely, the damage turned out to be greater due to the military field surgery not developed by the emu, and some significant number of birds died from their wounds.

Andrews


Despite the disappointing results, the government refused to wage full-scale military action. Farmers' requests for help in 1934, 1943 and 1948 were also not granted. However, since 1923, a system of rewards for the destruction of emus was introduced. As a result, the farmers had to mobilize and repel the threat on their own, since many of them were veterans. In the first six months of 1934, 57 applications were applied for their legitimate reward.

Thus, the forces of the mobilized farmers managed to cope with the threat, but the almost one-year confrontation between the army and the birds still fell into history.
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  1. +13
    19 October 2022 04: 45
    Well, the story is very adapted to today's realities. Thanks to the Author!
    1. +9
      19 October 2022 07: 45
      Eh ... wherever the animal rights activists looked
    2. +1
      19 October 2022 19: 50
      Zerg rush start. Oh, there was a time (this is about the zerg).
      1. 0
        20 October 2022 15: 35
        Zerg do not run in small groups, they fill up the main direction of the breakthrough with meat. And if you have 2 machine gunners and 2 flamethrowers in the bunker, then with the support of the repairmen, they successfully repel the zerg rush.
    3. +9
      20 October 2022 09: 35
      He laughed to tears.
      Thank you for the article, in these difficult days it is necessary to at least somehow relax.
      Australia is the strangest country (continent) in the world.
      Saw a vid the other day. An Australian farmer saw his dog being strangled by a kangaroo. Wrestling move. The farmer yelled at the motherfucker and ran to help. He jumped up and punched the kangaroo in the face. Right hook. The kangaroo was taken aback, released the dog and got into a boxing stance. They boxed for some time, but not for long - the weight categories were clearly in favor of the farmer. The marsupial boxer rolled away in disgrace. Panopticon! laughing
      1. 0
        20 October 2022 20: 54
        Hagenbeck wrote about the operation of the Ethiopian imperial army with insolent baboons, somewhere at the turn of the XNUMXth and XNUMXth centuries. The Ethiopians sent many soldiers to the slaughter, but the result was ambiguous - along with a large number of monkeys, more than a dozen soldiers died, mostly from friendly fire.
  2. +11
    19 October 2022 05: 13
    Thank you!

    Youth presentation style. Unusual, but does not cause rejection.
    1. +13
      19 October 2022 05: 53
      Normal style, without unnecessary tediousness.

      Hello, Sergey! smile
      1. +8
        19 October 2022 06: 05
        Hi Constantine!

        Somewhere tediousness can manifest itself.
        But still, colloquial speech is different from presentation on paper.
        Maybe sometimes in vain.
    2. +11
      19 October 2022 08: 47
      How else? A real case, the army lost the war, and everyone called it a war - to the birds! Until now, the entire planet lies side by side.
      PiSi: I was surprised for a long time that this war was not mentioned at VO) Plus to the author)
      1. +9
        19 October 2022 13: 41
        The planet tends to forget a lot. But curiosities are remembered well.
        1. +8
          19 October 2022 14: 14
          Quote from Korsar4
          The planet tends to forget a lot. But curiosities are remembered well.

          hi In general, the whole history of Australia shows how wrong people have been about Nature since the time of European colonization. Thylacines are completely exterminated! Wombats, marsupial "devils", flying foxes, koalas, many species of kangaroos are on the verge of extinction. And then they brought rabbits, foxes, cats, camels, and now they don’t know how to deal with them! A separate topic --- dingo. Tasmanian natives --- also exterminated. But these are people! Although, Tasmanian mestizos have survived ...
          But, back in the Holocene, i.e. in the memory of the first civilizations, in isolated Australia, there lived giant, also predatory, horned kangaroos, koalas the size of an ordinary bear, wombats the size of a small car, and even huge diprotodonts the size of a rhinoceros, well, marsupial lions, saber-toothed tigers ... How much has been lost Mother Nature!
          1. +4
            19 October 2022 15: 24
            “Correctly” of all, the natives relate to nature. But the Finno-Ugric tribes do not live the same life now as they did two millennia ago.

            However, boreal forests are better restored than tropical ones.
          2. 0
            19 October 2022 20: 07
            Thylacines are completely exterminated! Wombats, marsupial "devils", flying foxes, koalas, many species of kangaroos are on the verge of extinction.
            Anglo-Saxon reptilians are guilty of this genocide! laughing
  3. +16
    19 October 2022 05: 35
    Thanks to Valery, I pleased early in the morning. smile

    But it’s still a pity for the bird, what a pretty face, and, gosh, with a sense of humor.

    And on it with a machine gun.

    Well, this strange war started like this:

    Moreover, in terms of mobility, the Australian army was clearly inferior to the Australian emus.
    Nevertheless, the army embarked on a heroic defense of the territory entrusted to it. laughing

    And since the author set out everything in detail and did it with a sense of humor, I will immediately move on to the finale of this epoch-making story, or rather, how the Australians themselves switched the results of this ridiculous war.
    1. +5
      19 October 2022 06: 06
      Australians always have some misunderstandings.
      1. +6
        19 October 2022 06: 09
        Australians always have some misunderstandings.


        Whether they have such a continent, or mentality, or both. request
        1. +3
          19 October 2022 06: 16
          Such a continent. But I would like to visit.
          1. +7
            19 October 2022 09: 36
            The continent may have nothing to do with it.
            Although, yes, it differs from all the others in its dry climate and wildlife.
            And the arrogant people populated it with their dregs of "cleansing". They sent the most-most criminals there in order to free their island from them.
            In addition to rabbits, camels were also brought there, which were first used on the farm, and then, with the development of technology, they simply became unnecessary.
            And now nobody needs them to roam the Australian soil.
            1. +5
              19 October 2022 13: 46
              Flora and fauna are markedly different. For which we appreciate.
        2. +1
          24 October 2022 04: 10
          In general, for the New Zealanders, the word "Australian" means approximately in our opinion "brake". Australians are therefore angry in earnest.
          So that's how it really is. Dumb.
      2. +3
        19 October 2022 12: 36
        so they walk upside down.

        The text of your comment is too short and in the opinion of the site administration does not carry useful information.
        1. +3
          19 October 2022 13: 47
          Alice would certainly join this thesis. If the rabbit hole didn't get in the way.
    2. +5
      19 October 2022 20: 11
      In general, a picture from Australia should look like this laughing
      1. 0
        19 October 2022 20: 19
        Colleague Dmitry has already drawn attention to this circumstance. laughing

        Sadok (Dmitry)
        Today, 12: 36

        +3
        so they walk upside down.
  4. +6
    19 October 2022 05: 42
    wheat was to the taste of the birds who decided not to go anywhere else
    Mdaa ... wheat, I liked it .. By the way, about wild rabbits. They were brought to Australia on the ships of the First Fleet and became widespread after being launched into the natural environment in 1859. In an attempt to contain the rabbits, a protective fence was erected in western Australia. But the fence did not help much, and somewhere in the 50s of the last century, a virus causing myxomatosis was spread among the rabbit population, which led to a serious reduction in the number of rabbits, but after a while the effectiveness of this method of control fell due to adaptation rabbits to the virus.
    1. +7
      19 October 2022 06: 09
      And a century and a half of the fight against prickly pear is worth something.
      1. +7
        19 October 2022 06: 17
        And a century and a half of the fight against prickly pear is worth what
        All this was reminiscent of Don Quixote's fights with windmills. Two or three new ones immediately grew in place of one cut-off "head". But the cactus moth did not help much either, although grateful Australian farmers erected a special monument to the larvae that saved Australia. Today, a biological balance has been established between prickly pear and cactus moth ...
        1. +5
          19 October 2022 06: 46
          And prickly pear glochidia are very nasty. The Aztecs had a punishment for foul language - they pierced their tongue.
  5. +1
    19 October 2022 07: 40
    With the onset of the Great Depression in 1929, the risks of famine increased...


    From a biological point of view, and rabbits and emus and kangaroos and other invasive species, the breeding strategy resembles the way of life of reindeer or bison. Then, accordingly, it was necessary to adopt the experience of working with reindeer - to develop meat processing and export to China.
    Well, the fields cannot be made adjacent to the fences - a buffer zone is needed, devoid of food sources, so that the animals do not seek to get on the other side of the fence.
  6. +2
    19 October 2022 07: 45
    Well, this is a late photo, and probably from Africa.

    And who can guess what kind of machine gun is above the hood, to the left of the driver?
    1. 0
      19 October 2022 08: 30
      Are birds not people? -Wonderful, in some places there are not enough commas, which more than compensate for kangaroos and rabbits - wonderful !!! good
      1. +1
        19 October 2022 08: 52
        What are you up to? I had a question on a different topic.
    2. +2
      19 October 2022 08: 50
      Similar to Aviation British Browning .303.
      1. +2
        19 October 2022 09: 01
        Browning 0.303 Mk II

        Yes, somehow not very much. request
        1. +3
          19 October 2022 09: 18
          Konstantin - "googled" "Browning M1919 0.303"
          Or here is the link
          http://www.airwar.ru/image/idop/weapon/browningmk2/browningmk2-6.jpg
          1. +2
            19 October 2022 17: 21
            "Googled". And this one is not so good...
            1. +2
              19 October 2022 20: 40

              Here is another aviation "Browning" under the British cartridge.
              1. 0
                19 October 2022 21: 16
                Here is another aviation "Browning" under the British cartridge.


                Now this is closer to the "body". smile
                1. +1
                  19 October 2022 21: 25
                  And yet, in terms of the position of the hands of the shooter and the shape of the back, it looks like a “googled” Browning 1919 with a screwed-on flash hider.
                  1. +1
                    19 October 2022 21: 31
                    it looks like a "googled" Browning 1919 with a screwed-on flash suppressor.


                    It seems so.
    3. +2
      19 October 2022 13: 02
      So in the first picture "Maxim" or more precisely "Vickers"))
      1. +2
        19 October 2022 16: 09
        "Vickers" "Vickers" strife...
        Which Vickers?
        Due to the lack of a water jacket, an aircraft model is expected!
        But in the 30s of the 20th century, the "flying British" abandoned the "Vickers" in favor of the "Brownings"!
        1. +4
          19 October 2022 16: 16
          Quote: hohol95
          Due to the lack of a water jacket

          I'm sorry, what?
          1. +2
            19 October 2022 16: 58
            Konstantin-Kot Morskoy was interested in a machine gun from an English truck mounted on the hood (possibly Bedflrd) in another photo!
            And of course, they tried to shoot the fugitive Emu from the Vickers infantry easel product.
      2. +3
        19 October 2022 17: 17
        I meant the first picture in my post, not in the article, the article is really "Vickers".
        1. +1
          19 October 2022 20: 28
          Your photo, Konstantin, and the last one in the article are the same!
          British truck with machine guns in North Africa.
          1. 0
            19 October 2022 20: 30
            I'm talking about another photo, not the last one in the article.
    4. 0
      28 October 2022 08: 08
      A Browning machine gun next to the driver, and a Lewis machine gun in the back...
  7. +3
    19 October 2022 08: 18
    Good Emu - Dead Emu...
    Now Australian farmers are at war with feral pigs, cats, dingoes and of course RABBIT!!!
    The army does not help them in this. Biologists help. Rabbits have already been infected with two deadly viruses (Australians have stopped eating wild rabbit meat) and it is proposed to infect mice to poison feral cats!!!
    1. +4
      19 October 2022 08: 23
      Where is the Society for the Protection of Animals?
      They started, bastards, with birds, and now they have taken up cats!
      Immediately threaten Australia with an atomic bomb if the genocide is not stopped! am
    2. 0
      19 October 2022 18: 12
      Emu .... and there is also a nanda ...




      The text of your comment is too short and in the opinion of the site administration does not carry useful information.
      1. +2
        19 October 2022 20: 36
        Now the main problem of Australian farmers - feral pigs. 60 million heads.
        The headache of Australian zoologists is feral cats. They eat all the Australian small fauna.
        1. +1
          22 October 2022 13: 38
          Australia has the largest camel population in the world. Up to one million individuals. Feral.
          1. +1
            22 October 2022 14: 13
            Camels will be shot soon!
            hi
  8. +2
    19 October 2022 08: 41
    I liked the article, thanks to the author! good
  9. AB
    +3
    19 October 2022 08: 48
    Laughed heartily! Good article. Thank you)
  10. +3
    19 October 2022 09: 42
    At the end of the First World War, returning Australian veterans decided to take up a peaceful business - farming. The unoccupied part of Western Australia was perfect for this, and many kilometers of fences were erected to protect wheat from animals.

    Here the author, like a professional cheater, imperceptibly "distorted the cards". Because until 1920, when the Australian government decided to allocate land for the "soldier resettlement" program in Western Australia, emus lived peacefully on this land without interfering with anyone. For thousands of years they had constant seasonal migration routes - in summer from south to north, in winter from north to south.So the problems for farmers who located their fields on these routes, which is quite natural, began immediately, and by 1922 they had already worsened to such an extent that the status of a protected endemic species was removed from the emu.
    That is, emus did not brazenly break into "peaceful farm fields" "for the purpose of robbery", as the author presents in the article, but quite the opposite.
    1. +2
      19 October 2022 12: 41
      How! It turns out that Australian farmers are also present on the site! Wow!.
      1. +6
        19 October 2022 17: 10
        The Yankees are now fighting silver carp in their rivers and have not yet won!
        They do not eat such fish!
        Caught and sent for processing into animal feed!
        The state of Florida is fighting tiger pythons. The fashion on which was in the USA. A young python cost up to $30.
        And then they grew...
        They were "released".
        And then hurricane "Andrew" and 15 thousand "pythons" crawled out of zoo farms ...
        And now they are trying to catch them in the swamps of Florida!
    2. +4
      19 October 2022 13: 50
      Sometimes I think what the modern world would look like without a person. It would be something to see.
      1. +1
        19 October 2022 13: 55
        Sometimes I think what the modern world would look like without a person.

        This would be what in Egyptian mythology was called Iar, in Slavic Iriy, in German-Scandinavian - Valhalla, and in the Christian religion - paradise. That is, since ancient times, humanity has understood that it has ruined the planet with its presence.
        1. +3
          19 October 2022 15: 37
          Very similar to that.
          And when you get a little further away from the concentration of people, you understand that on the threshold of an amazing kingdom.
          1. +2
            19 October 2022 15: 41
            Yes you are right. And I managed to visit places where a human being really has not yet managed to bring his "civilization"! This is something!
            1. +2
              19 October 2022 17: 15
              In Africa? Or some other unknown path.

              One of the favorite places in the Kostroma region is Kologriv. There is a train station there, but no railroad.
              1. 0
                19 October 2022 18: 55
                In Africa?

                I have also been to Africa. But Guatemala in this regard, for some reason, impressed more.
                1. +1
                  19 October 2022 20: 04
                  My daughter treated Guatemalan children there for 10 months.

                  But only the second flew to visit her
                  1. +2
                    19 October 2022 20: 08
                    I had to "visit" in the jungle. As in the famous song: "With a watering can and a notebook, or even with a machine gun."
                    1. +1
                      19 October 2022 20: 28
                      Never been to the jungle.
                      I suppose that in our forest it is more comfortable.

                      Although one can only assume a variety of vines and other curiosities.
                      1. +1
                        19 October 2022 20: 55
                        The most vile curiosity in the jungle is people.
                2. +2
                  19 October 2022 21: 48
                  And I managed to visit places where a human being really has not yet managed to bring his "civilization"! This is something!
                  Did you manage to get to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal?
                  1. -3
                    19 October 2022 22: 30
                    Did you manage to get to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal?

                    No, the Tagaeri tribe.
      2. +5
        19 October 2022 15: 25
        Greetings Sergey!
        There is a wonderful documentary film from 2008 about this. I recommend it. Very, very much!
        1. +2
          19 October 2022 15: 38
          Good evening, Seryozha!
          I'll put it on the watch list.
        2. +3
          19 October 2022 17: 00
          Good film! Shown on TV!
          I especially liked the ruins of the metro and the consequences of stopping the maintenance of the nuclear power plant!
        3. +1
          20 October 2022 15: 41
          That's life after people, but life without people would be a little different.
          1. +2
            20 October 2022 16: 04
            Quote: Check
            This is life after people, and life without people would be a little different.

            But it's absurd! Don't you think? How do you imagine all our today's REASONING without the existence of human civilization. bully Yes, unfortunately the world is not perfect, but it is exactly the way it is. And it was. And I hope it will be. hi
            PS It's just that the human population should moderate the agility of its invasion of nature.
            1. +1
              20 October 2022 22: 24
              But this is absurd!

              If this is not about philosophy, whether there is a reality without a subject, then not at all.
              It's just that the human population should be tempered

              It's impossible. To do this, she needs to deprive the intellect. Or leave one intellect, but remove the biological roots.
  11. +1
    19 October 2022 10: 01
    Only wolves will save Australia.

    The text of your comment is too short and in the opinion of the site administration does not carry useful information.
    1. -2
      19 October 2022 13: 56
      Only wolves will save Australia.

      A completely idiotic maxim that a brain the size of a walnut could generate.
      1. +1
        19 October 2022 16: 44
        Quote from Nephilim
        A completely idiotic maxim that a brain the size of a walnut could generate.

        You obviously know what you're talking about.
    2. +1
      20 October 2022 15: 43
      And aren't dingo dogs out there fighting rabbits? And Wolves are needed there many times more than emus, so that they would influence them, because. 3-4 wolves will feed on one captured emu for a week.
      1. 0
        20 October 2022 21: 40
        Dingoes came to Australia thousands of years ago. It is clear that their invasion changed the local fauna.
      2. 0
        28 October 2022 08: 15
        Oh, you don't know wolves, maybe they will eat one a week, but they will cut the whole herd...
        1. 0
          28 October 2022 08: 56
          Silly, why would they?
          ......................................
          1. 0
            30 October 2022 13: 10
            You don’t know, they do it, they kill the whole herd, and they drag off one sheep, for this they all don’t like them ..
  12. Rob
    +1
    19 October 2022 13: 32
    Well done Emu! Gave a light to the Australian warriors! Defended their penates! And rabbits - Well done! They did not hit the Australian mud with their muzzles and helped the birds! And, if they guessed to conclude an alliance with the Australian toads, then the kapets would come to the agriculture of the continent!
  13. +3
    19 October 2022 14: 11
    The emu problem, for the Australian continent, was created by man himself, invading the habitat of this bird.
    And they solved this problem, as befits the colonialists - with weapons.
    "Man passes like a master
    His immense Motherland "(c)
    But emu is not only a problem, but also valuable meat, fat, down and feathers, as well as skin and eggshells.
    No coincidence with what is happening in Ukraine.
    1. +9
      19 October 2022 15: 28
      Quote: ee2100
      created by man himself, invading the habitat of this bird.

      Absolutely agree!
      1. +3
        19 October 2022 16: 09
        Sergei!
        I never noticed that the Nightingale had such teeth laughing
        1. +3
          19 October 2022 16: 17
          Quote: ee2100
          such teeth

          Sash, this is just an unsuccessful angle. Although? Well, given that the film is from the 75th year. recourse
          1. +4
            19 October 2022 16: 52
            OK! Let's write it down for sovok dentistry
  14. -1
    19 October 2022 19: 58
    More inspirational stories like this! After all, we won in the end!

    Probably, 2 soldiers and a major cursed their MO, the population grumbled that the machine gun was decommissioned junk and demanded tough measures.
    Politicians did not try to blame the Union? Well, like, groups of loving Armenian rabbits were abandoned on a Soviet submarine?
    1. +2
      20 October 2022 15: 44
      Have there been attempts to negotiate with emus or a grain deal?
  15. +2
    19 October 2022 20: 59
    If possible, describe the hard life of sparrows. People must remember. In the same unequal battles with hogweed.
    1. +1
      20 October 2022 15: 45
      They didn’t seem to use weapons against sparrows, there the Chinese took them with manpower.
  16. +1
    20 October 2022 13: 16
    Quote: Paul Siebert
    He laughed to tears.
    Thank you for the article, in these difficult days it is necessary to at least somehow relax.
    Australia is the strangest country (continent) in the world.
    Saw a vid the other day. An Australian farmer saw his dog being strangled by a kangaroo. Wrestling move. The farmer yelled at the motherfucker and ran to help. He jumped up and punched the kangaroo in the face. Right hook. The kangaroo was taken aback, released the dog and got into a boxing stance. They boxed for some time, but not for long - the weight categories were clearly in favor of the farmer. The marsupial boxer rolled away in disgrace. Panopticon! laughing

    yes, I read about that kangaroo: he told reporters that even though he tactically retreated, he won on points ;)
  17. -3
    20 October 2022 15: 33
    Very, very illiterate writing - a bunch of missing commas, for example! But there is also a lot of other illiteracy. The trio wrote.
  18. +2
    20 October 2022 15: 40
    I can, but how can you starve when a cloud of rabbits and birds is running around? Chop and eat.
    1. 0
      25 October 2022 10: 07
      Quote: Victor Sergeev
      I can, but how can you starve when a cloud of rabbits and birds is running around? Chop and eat.

      The situation is identical to saigas - there are many of them, but poaching is for them. And even if they are taken out of the Red Book, you still need to take a license ...
      And now allow hunting like wolves and crows - without restrictions, and in a year they will drive you to zero.
      And the problems from them are exactly the same - they devour the crops of farmers ...
  19. +2
    21 October 2022 21: 55
    Written with humor, smiled, thanks to the author.
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    22 October 2022 13: 33
    Neighing laughing laughing Thanks to the author!
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  21. 0
    24 October 2022 04: 19
    If real military men get down to business, then success is guaranteed laughing laughing . How did they not shoot themselves? Probably, they shot birds for their meat, and the rest of the time they rode and rested on cars.
  22. 0
    25 October 2022 05: 22
    Thank you for the article. The author's humor was especially impressive, for which special thanks!
  23. 0
    25 October 2022 13: 56
    I thank the author for the article and for the laughter. laughing
  24. 0
    3 January 2023 23: 48
    It's just barbaric!
    Man is the most bloodthirsty animal on Earth.
    Green peace must declare war on Australia!