Where does the fish rot

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Where does the fish rot

A bit of a fantastic story about a certain country and what happened in it.

In this country, many structures in it, and not only, you can find some small analogies with ours, but this is just fiction - nothing more. You understand.



Narrative from the protagonist in autobiographical form. Read.

Window dressing


I got a job in the fire department when I was almost 29 years old. Before that, after serving in the army, I had to work in a lot of places, and there was a certain life experience. There was also a higher education (correspondence) with a degree in mechanical engineering. I got a job by chance, because it was tight with work in the city, and here, although it was a small salary, the schedule in three days allowed a lot. Job Title: Fireman. After several years of service - the head of the guard. But not about that. About the system, the view of a pensioner, a veteran of the fire department.

At the time of my employment in the fire department, this service was transferred from one power ministry to another micro-ministry (Ministry of Emergency Situations), which for many years was headed by the “most popular minister” and which immediately became very solid. Example for our region. Before we were transferred to the Ministry of Emergency Situations, there were about 300 people in it, about 8 of us were added. But, who do you think began to command this structure? No, not out of 000, but out of 8.

In addition, since the structure is equated to a power structure and wears epaulettes (most), former military men poured into it en masse. Why they were out of work in the army is an interesting question, but in our country they, in the vast majority of senior officers, began to command. Command, without understanding anything in the matter of extinguishing fires, and this is the main and incomparably difficult, hard and dangerous work of all types of work in the Ministry of Emergency Situations. Well, large-scale changes began in everything.

By that time, the electronic circulation of documents already existed, and before retiring, I rummaged through the general database of the main department (there was access to it from any computer connected to the electronic, there was no secrecy). What immediately caught my eye was the fact that our document flow increased many times over when we moved to the new ministry, many different competitions appeared, so many that it’s hard to believe. The question immediately arose - when should people work in the ministry, since they hold so many competitions? A lot of departments and even departments appeared.

When fuel problems started a few years later, I asked the senior driver how it was before? He answered me that there were no limits on fuel at all, they spent on the fact, the main thing is to report what they spent on. And the limits ... I won’t tell anyone, they are surprised what limits the fire department can have, where fires are not ordered! But we had, have and will have them, and every year they were cut!

Say, insanity, it can not be, and even in the largest oil-producing country. It got to the point that in one of the summer seasons (even a year or two before the “great drought”) we drained from all the equipment, since at that time everything was gasoline, but there were: 4 tankers (2 in the calculation, 2 in reserve) , a ladder and a water carrier, that is, 6 units, gasoline for a single tank, so that at least it could go to a possible fire.

In one of the guards, the guys chipped in for gasoline for their shift (after the shift, however, they poured it for their next shift so that others would not use up their gasoline, of course, if there was something left to drain). In the future, it was a little better, but ... a little.

Approximately 10 years after the described incident, over the summer, our boss borrowed fuel for almost 4 of his full salaries! True, at the end of the year the money was returned. But his predecessor, who paid several tens of thousands for the launch of the boiler house (we have heating from our boiler house), was never returned, they said - at the end of the year. At the end of the year, he called the department, but it turns out that they did not plan such expenses, maybe next year. But the following year, a good boss quit.

And the requirement to improve performance from year to year? They joked that in a few years we would put out the fires without leaving the unit. The statistics were shamelessly adjusted, both in the number of fires and in the prompt response. The adoption of new laws, orders, and other things like that, not only sometimes did not fit at all with those that continued to operate, but some were accepted for no clear reason.

Probably, when developing any normative document, one should first of all be guided by whether the required is feasible in principle? For example, one of the main documents regulating fire safety in the country requires our city to have several times more operational equipment than we have, of course, provided with personnel, buildings, and everything necessary. Yes, they did… 14 years ago, for whom? And nothing has changed.

Or the law on voluntary fire protection. To become a volunteer, you need to collect a bunch of documents for each person in the form of a person’s passport data, various consents, certificates, contracts, create a register, control and accounting records for each subdivision of the DPO (voluntary fire brigade) and much more. They issued a distribution order - 400 people, according to regulatory documents, they delimited the area so that the time of arrival of the first unit did not exceed the standard, and they hammered until these 400 people and the required number of units of the DPO were born.

How were they hammered? It's simple, if it's not done as the management needs, then the conclusion is that the leader is in the wrong place, since he cannot organize the work. And until now, there are many divisions of the DPO only on paper, they do not go to fires, that is, they go out ... on paper, but they actually went, the feds go and will go, that is, we.

About other


The above was about window dressing. Below is a bit about something else.

When they gave us a hand-made GASI (hydraulic rescue tool), with raw (not hardened) cutting edges, inefficient in work, for the price of a new car, and at that time we had our own accounting department, and it was not possible to find out the purchase prices work, I was indignant, what a price for this ... To which the deputy chief answered me that I had not yet seen a measuring bucket for 700.

Of course, I was very interested in this bucket, which I immediately notified the authorities. Yes, an ordinary bucket with liter marks, which costs 30 rubles on the market. They issued a thermal imager, began to learn how to work with it, helped in certain cases not bad, two years of warranty, about the price ... Well, you know, our brand, the insides are from one actively developing country, in which you can buy several of these for this money. A few months later, he was out of order. Reported to the ministry, where the answer came from, to organize repairs at the enterprises of the city! The device is under warranty, and even at its own expense repair.

To my indignation, the boss showed me this paper. True, when our unit was attached to the detachment, the repair was organized, but the chief, you see, was so brainwashed that this device was permanently stuck in his office so that it would not be broken again. Portable radio stations, group lights - batteries, light bulbs - eternal?! Well, you understand.

Of course, they restored almost everything with their own money. For example, knowing how to cook, I digested a tank truck (for six months they restored the whole guard), a boiler in a boiler room, occasionally a heating system, and much more. They chipped in from the premium and replaced all the pipes of the heating system with polypropylene ones, bought an air conditioner, a TV, a satellite dish, computers, a scanner, printers and much more. Everything was enthusiastic, everyone tried, only for this reason the life in the unit was organized at a high level.

The guys bought uniforms, shoes, individual lights for helmets, combat jackets (BOP - firefighter combat clothing), which are supposed to be changed every two years, but you can carry them for 6 or more years, and after all, when they are used in the city, they begin to leak in less than year.

I had a rule: during the day (if there are no trips) I work with people (subordinates, my guard), at night - papers. But in recent years, the night has become not enough, which means that a choice has arisen: either not devote the necessary time to classes with people during the day, or carry it home if the deadlines allow.

I recalled Andrey Shlyakhov's story "Dr. Danilov in the morgue", where, when changing duty, you need to fill out 19 magazines. It is very important for us too.

Many leaders have appeared who live by the principle: "I am the boss, you are a fool." I remember the case when one of the leaders of the main department, after the death of a man in a fire in one of the districts, drove out all the personnel to the door-to-door tour of the entire residential sector with a photo of each house and the fireman who conducted the round.

I’ll clarify that it is already held at least twice a year, plus, for example, before long holidays, with increased mortality in fires, etc. firefighters cannot conduct in the private sector. Memo of one sample from year to year, several times, in your free time!

sense? Yes, just as a punishment for employees for the fact that a person died in a fire in their area of ​​\uXNUMXb\uXNUMXbdeparture. An area that creates problems and spoils statistics. Idiocy! But for each street in the inspection of state fire supervision, a KND (control and observation case) was also instituted, and in the event of a death in a fire in such and such a house of such and such a street in such and such a settlement, when checking by higher management, they demand to open this KND and show a tear-off stub with a signature the owner of this house and the person who checked it with the date of the check, and if desired, they can interview neighbors about when the last time there was a representative of the fire department, and whether there was one at all. What about the meaning?

Labor protection is another insanity. If we observed everything, then the vast majority of the houses we saved would burn down in our country.

Why didn't the vast majority of the houses we saved burn down? Yes, because fans of their work work, for the most part spitting on a lot that limits efficiency. Because it is a great satisfaction after hard and dangerous work to know that you have saved, and not burned.

And this is the least of everything that can be described.

Ask why I am writing all this, why am I complaining when everything in the country is like this (or not)? I emphasize the question, how so?

Yes, this can only be the case when the leadership ceases to "live on earth", and it is absolutely not interested in the real situation. For them, the main thing is to show the work, but whether it was or not is not important.

Why is this bureaucracy, this horrendous reporting and window dressing so bred?


I asked this question for many years and I was sure that without multiple simplification of the existing reporting, the priority of common sense, and not the requirements written by someone, nothing can be changed in a positive direction, but another thought came up. Isn't all this rot deliberately inflated on an unimaginable scale? But how convenient, any statesman can find a lot of imperfections. They sent me, who knows the service, to any part with a check, even the most exemplary one, I will find a lot of comments.

What does it mean? Yes, the fact that any person disloyal to the leadership can be legally fired. First of all, this concerns managers, and the higher the level, the more precarious their position. And this vertical goes to the very top, where the priority is not professionalism, but personal devotion, and the people can have noodles ...

Lots of examples. These are furniture makers, you know where, and economists in other areas. And these people are building a vertical down in their own image. When the choice is between professionalism, adherence to principles, love for the Motherland and loyalty to the leadership, loyalty to the leadership is chosen.

It would be possible to continue to live the same way for many more years, loudly extolling "successes", if not for the test for the country, which showed who is who. Who is a hero, and who is worse than an enemy, has done and is doing harm to the country and the great people. The question is why? By personal stupidity, arrogance and swagger? Kholuy essence, when servility is above honor, if, of course, there is one? Sellout? Betrayal? What else?

I have included a fragment of one unfinished fantasy story in this article. You can, of course, look for analogies to our time, but this is useless. After all, this cannot be in our country. Well, you understand.

Quote:

"More dangerous than anyone weapons enemy, their own ambitious fools. An ambitious smart person, especially a warrior, is a godsend. Ambitious envious fool, this is the misfortune of a soldier's life. It is easy to figure out an idiot, he never listens to others, obsequiously bulges his eyes at the sight of his superiors and spoils everyone he considers smarter than himself. Such people should be persecuted, regardless of shoulder straps and awards, especially since the awards are most often fake, or rather, they got by chance, and not for real merit.

Older than Edda (Reports of the militia of New Russia).
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  1. -43
    5 October 2022 11: 19
    And what, have they already begun to spread fiction on VO? What about ST. The Eddas... it would be better if they didn't embarrass themselves with him. After his epic posts 1) the Armed Forces of Ukraine completely took Kupyansk and beyond, 2) No, it seems that the DRG came in and was destroyed. 3) But this is not exactly no information! All curtain.
    1. +14
      5 October 2022 11: 39
      Quote: Alexey Sedykin
      And what, have they already begun to spread fiction on VO? What about ST. The Eddas... it would be better if they didn't embarrass themselves with him. After his epic posts 1) the Armed Forces of Ukraine completely took Kupyansk and beyond, 2) No, it seems that the DRG came in and was destroyed. 3) But this is not exactly no information! All curtain.

      And what, Kupyansk APU did not take? For you it was necessary to write the exact time and date and you will immediately feel better. Now Svatovo is being prepared for defense, this is information from the LPR (read on Rambler). Do you have any questions about the content of the article? Or so, la - la simply!
      1. -4
        5 October 2022 11: 45
        In the sense of Seversk being prepared for defense? Ukrainians? So they have been quite successfully defending themselves there for 3 months and even rotate.
      2. +1
        5 October 2022 12: 36
        Well, matchmaking is another matter, but why downvote? They fixed it after my hint
        1. 0
          5 October 2022 15: 41
          Quote: Sergey V
          Well, matchmaking is another matter, but why downvote? They fixed it after my hint

          Didn't downvote, thanks for the tip. Drove in the car, corrected. I thought about one wrote another. Sorry.
      3. -11
        5 October 2022 13: 55
        Quote: cmax
        What, Kupyansk APU did not take? You need the exact time and date

        Not at all, but discuss the article? The author himself writes a fantastic story ... I don’t discuss fanaticism, especially since I know firsthand how it is in fire departments. Son-in-law com. Branch had recently just quit his job for health reasons.
        1. +1
          7 October 2022 21: 21
          Well, no one bothers you here to demonstrate unscientific fiction. And you don’t consider it science fiction .... So why shouldn’t this author express his point of view? The fact that she annoys you is your problems and no one else's. Since I have acquaintances in the structure of this marvelous ministry, I am aware of some things. And I absolutely agree with the author.
    2. +18
      5 October 2022 11: 41
      Quote: Alexey Sedykin
      And what, have they already begun to spread fiction on VO?


      If you are a fan of non-fiction, then go to mil.ru, to Konashenkov. Everything there is so true, without fairy tales. Everything is honest and transparent, confirmed by documents and photo-video. We don't need to tell you what to post. I won’t even remove your provocative post, readers will explain everything to you with minuses.
      1. +2
        5 October 2022 12: 03
        You know, Roman. I admit that this general himself doesn’t like what he puts out. But he works for the system and in the system. But she doesn’t allow and doesn’t let go. .
        1. +2
          5 October 2022 14: 13
          Quote: dmi.pris
          Pugo, it seems.

          yes, he was an officer
        2. +5
          5 October 2022 22: 25
          dmi.pris:
          Who among us, out of shame, put a bullet in his forehead?

          — Marshal Sergei Fedorovich Akhromeev, August 24, 1991, eternal memory to a patriot!

          —-“ I can’t live when my Fatherland perishes and everything that I always considered the meaning of my life is destroyed. Age and my past life give me the right to die. I fought to the end."

          —- Here are the words of a potential adversary, American Admiral William Crow: “Marshal Sergei Akhromeev was my friend. His suicide is a tragedy that mirrors the convulsions that are shaking the Soviet Union. He was a communist, patriot and soldier. And I suppose that's what he would say about himself."

          —- On the night after the funeral on September 1, 1991, the burial place of Akhromeev was subjected to a looting attack: unknown dug up the grave, opened the coffin and stole the marshal's uniform with awards.

          —- The coat of arms of the USSR and the words “Communist. Patriot. Soldier".
        3. -1
          7 October 2022 21: 27
          Is he kept on a chain? And not only Boris Karlovich dabbled with personal weapons ....
          My friend, when he got really sick, quit, although there were three months left before "two rams" ....
      2. -9
        5 October 2022 12: 15
        Quote: Roman Skomorokhov
        If you are a fan of non-fiction, then go to mil.ru, to Konashenkov. Everything is so true, without fairy tales

        A novel, that is, everything on VO, should this be taken as fairy tales and fantasy? laughing
        Express yourself carefully, otherwise they can take you literally.

        Quote: dmi.pris
        I admit that this general himself does not like what he puts out.

        Dmitry. Can you give at least one example where Konoshenko lied?
        So I thought ... only a minus and that's it. Well, that's also the answer.
        1. +7
          5 October 2022 13: 23
          A cool article, the author laid out everything well and made a simple conclusion from everything in an understandable language. Neighbor fire truck driver, I know what your situation is.

          P.S. Aleksey Sidyaykin don't touch "Older than Edda", he does his job as a military commissar well filling the vacuum formed by the silence of the inconvenient truth and manages to help the boys at the forefront with material support
          1. -10
            5 October 2022 14: 00
            "Musicians" are not at all delighted with such help. From their interpretations of the events, they went through all the military officers on their TG.
          2. +5
            5 October 2022 20: 09
            I gave 10 years to the fire department and quit, everything that the author wrote is true
            1. +1
              7 October 2022 20: 57
              . And this vertical goes to the very top, where the priority is not professionalism, but personal devotion

              . everything the author wrote is true


              And not just the fire department. Everywhere. I remember I was still a lieutenant, they were preparing to hand over the first task. "Bull" how he took out stacks of folders! What is this? - I ask. Documentation BC-7!-answers.
              Without a piece of paper you are a poop, but with a piece of paper you are a person. So here it is.
              Real knowledge/skills later. If time remains.
              Sad to say the least.
        2. +3
          5 October 2022 13: 40
          The minus is not mine. Konashenkov only voices what he is allowed to speak. About the eternal cool 200 mercenaries, dryers, etc. About the unconfirmed destroyed equipment.
          1. +4
            5 October 2022 14: 14
            Quote: dmi.pris
            The minus is not mine.Konashenkov only voices what he is allowed to say

            do you have to be a "whole" general to do this?
            1. +2
              5 October 2022 17: 24
              And what kind of generals in skirts are in charge .... Although, why should any financiers and others like them be given general ranks? such an army
      3. -9
        5 October 2022 13: 58
        It depends on who is minus ... but what and how the firefighters know very well. If the author hides behind the words "fantastic story" is clearly not casual. Although exaggerate here is not uncommon.
  2. +9
    5 October 2022 11: 19
    How familiar all this is, not necessarily in the Ministry of Emergency Situations, I "filled up" these magazines in the army, although now it is clear where their "legs grew" from ...
    He came on vacation, told about photo reports and magazines to a classmate from the Ministry of Emergency Situations, he has been saying this for a long time ...
    1. +2
      5 October 2022 16: 03
      so it’s probably from the medical unit and came to the army. Together with the marshal
  3. +9
    5 October 2022 11: 24
    This applies to all aspects of our life. And here we are wondering what happened to our army? What happened to the state?
    1. -5
      5 October 2022 14: 16
      Quote: dmi.pris
      And here we are wondering what happened to our army? What happened to the state?

      Why guess?
      There is a NOD, there Yevgeny Fedorov (deputy of the United Russia, not to be confused with a bogus fake), has long been explaining to people what happened to the USSR and what is happening to Russia.
      For his obviousness, the entire Western-liberal party hates him and severely blocks access to all media and on the Internet, while releasing a lot of fakes about him (on YouTube - more than his original videos)
      What is happening now, he justified more than ten years ago.

      Children do not watch!
      1. +3
        5 October 2022 16: 30
        I once thought that the sect of Fedorov's witnesses had lost popularity.
        1. +1
          5 October 2022 20: 19
          I also hoped for this, but they are still more alive than all the living, almost ... lol
  4. +15
    5 October 2022 11: 28
    I find more and more similarities between Putin and Nikolai 1, Nikolai received in general the country of the winner of Napoleon, the country that decided where which monarch in Europe would sit, but this is regaling on laurels, the absence of “liberal” reforms, fouling with the “vertical” with the inevitable servility, “servileity ” led to the fact that by the beginning of the Crimean War, Russia had no allies, the technological lag, the weakness of the economy became clearly visible.
    Putin got Russia, though shabby in the 90s, but with a huge resource base, the Soviet industrial base, such as energy, metallurgy, the military-industrial complex, etc. But sitting on the export of resources, tightening the screws, strengthening their own vertical, which also led to servility, “ servility”, corruption, and as a result, by 2022 they got the same thing, there are no allies, the technological gap is huge, the economy is such that even the mobilized buy uniforms for themselves.
    1. -3
      5 October 2022 12: 05
      Do you yourself believe in what you wrote? I remember the 90s with curses. Whether to buy bread, or a pack of cigarettes. And there is no money for the rest. But a lot of friends around the world. I.,, working,, free enterprises. Forgot about Bush's legs. Eat yourself.
      1. +4
        5 October 2022 12: 22
        I remember perfectly the 90s, a terrible time, a consequence of the geopolitical catastrophe of the collapse of the USSR, but what are you talking about? Or are you one of those who believe that the 90s ended only thanks to Putin?
        1. -4
          5 October 2022 14: 19
          Quote from: filibuster
          Or are you one of those who believe that the 90s ended only thanks to Putin?

          What about under Yeltsin? Everything just fell apart with him.
          Only under Putin they refused to buy grain and bush legs, brought relative order and nationalized the production and sale of oil and gas.
          The landing of Khodarkovsky, the flight of Berezovsky ...
          1. +2
            5 October 2022 15: 04
            What about under Yeltsin? Everything just fell apart with him.


            I didn’t ask the prikom, but thanks to whom or what.

            Only under Putin they refused to purchase grain and bush legs,


            Well, yes, Western technologies came to us, Western seeds, Western chickens are neither good nor bad, a normal process, Putin / not Putin money appeared, investors came, what is the big merit here, if we started feeding the whole world with our chicken or seeds (not grain), agricultural machinery filled up.

            and nationalized the production and sale of oil and gas. ,


            Some kind of strange nationalization, I tell you, the leadership of Rosneft, Gazprom, Russian Railways somehow differ little from the oligarchs (about them below).

            The landing of Khodarkovsky, the flight of Berezovsky ...


            Yes, those who were Putin's competitors ran away or sat down, and those who, on the contrary, supported him or were neutral at a glance Deripaska, Abramovich, Prokhorov, Potanin, Rottenberg, etc., did not even feel bad all this time, earning billions in Russia, buying property abroad.
          2. -1
            7 October 2022 21: 30
            CHSH, with him. True, not by his efforts, but something like that ....
    2. +5
      5 October 2022 12: 11
      Here yesterday, in the "history" section, an article about the Second Reich. The one under Kaiser Wilhelm. It also reminds
    3. -1
      5 October 2022 12: 18
      Quote from: filibuster
      Putin got Russia, though battered by the 90s, but with a huge resource base, the Soviet industrial base, such as energy, metallurgy, the military-industrial complex, etc.

      I do remember. The war in Chechnya, the seven-bankers, the lads could easily go to the police department and slap the boss in the face, factories were closed, and unpaid wage arrears were paid either in products or written down in "ribbons". The Ambassador of the European Commission called any of the Ministry of Economy for a report and instructions. If you remind me who then simply respected Russia, it will be interesting.
    4. +6
      5 October 2022 12: 36
      mobilized themselves buy uniforms.


      But for this one should not be removed from office, but judged with confiscation of property. They can not find where 1,5 million sets have gone. . .

      Well, a couple more - three special ammunition cannot be found and there will be a complete set. . . .
      1. 0
        5 October 2022 17: 05
        Look at the fishing and hunting storehouses for about twenty years, equipment of clearly military purpose was sold. For the last five years, army rations have been sold there ... Everything is for sale. If they would allow the sale of weapons, they would put up from AK74 to AK12 ..
    5. +2
      5 October 2022 13: 18
      The one who rules and intends to rule further needs the ability to distort the sense of reality. The secret of dominion is to combine faith in one's own infallibility with the ability to learn from past mistakes.
      (George Orwell. "1984").
      1. AUL
        +3
        5 October 2022 16: 45
        So the situation with reports stems from the essence of bureaucracy. How does an official justify his existence in this position? The number of incoming - outgoing papers and initiatives (usually - prohibitive). So he works in the sweat of his brow, creates new forms of reporting in order to justify the need for his position and his presence in it. A sort of struggle for existence!
    6. -1
      5 October 2022 16: 35
      Before Nicholas I, Russia was technologically backward, both under him and after him.
      Quote from: filibuster
      the economy is such that even the mobilized themselves buy uniforms.

      The economy is such that even members of the SVO receive a salary of a couple of hundred thousand.
      But how does this characterize the economy as a whole, can you tell me?
      1. -3
        5 October 2022 17: 00
        Before Nicholas I, Russia was technologically backward, both under him and after him.


        At the time of 1825, Russia was not the most advanced power, but quite on the level, and then the industrial revolution began in Europe.

        At the time of 1825, Russia was not the most advanced power, but quite on the level, and then the industrial revolution began in Europe.
  5. Eug
    +8
    5 October 2022 11: 37
    This is not only in the Ministry of Emergency Situations and not only in Russia ... but it is very likely that ZSU has largely got rid of such bureaucracy - which can partially explain their success. I already wrote on the next branch that the main thing in the activity of any official is not to arouse claims from the authorities, but the people are patient and do not understand their own happiness .. any structure without strict control strives for "reproduction", which promises its leadership a lot of additional " buns, "this is with regards to even the Ministry of Emergencies, even the Armed Forces, even the Departments of Education ... I don’t know what to do with it, except how to strictly control it, but - the question arises - who are the controllers? If the figures of the "Zakharchenkov's nest" - then well, in figs, such control ...
    1. -1
      5 October 2022 11: 50
      Quote: Eug
      This is not only in the Ministry of Emergency Situations and not only in Russia ...

      And in Europe it's not better, "reports, papers, reports."
    2. -1
      5 October 2022 16: 37
      Quote: Eug
      I don’t know what to do with it, except how to strictly control it, but - the question arises - who are the controllers?

      What to do, what to do... Remove all departments, all officials and install computers. Let them count, issue orders, and so on. And to make the code on which they work open, posted on the appropriate state portal, so that everyone can see what algorithm the country lives by. As for me, it will turn out much more reliable than the current system.
      1. Eug
        -1
        6 October 2022 11: 14
        At one time, Academician Glushkov, in response to his proposal to create an Automated Control System, first by the State Planning Commission, and then extend it to the entire National Economy, was answered - it smacks of technocracy! But what about the party leadership and the initiative of the masses? So here too - inconsistencies for the purpose of personal enrichment will be obvious ... there will be no such system .. even though the current prime minister seems to be special in transferring departments to computerized "rails", he cannot redo the SYSTEM, even if he wants to.
        1. -1
          6 October 2022 11: 25
          Yes, Glushkov's story is sad. In my calls, I am inspired by them. Well, nothing, life will do everything. When in some poor Africa they make a computerized economy, having dug up Ryzens and DDR4 thrown out by Americans and Europeans in the garbage dumps, then we'll see.
    3. -1
      8 October 2022 12: 49
      And in Ukraine there was no such bureaucratic apparatus, everything is decided there at the level of our 90s ...
  6. +2
    5 October 2022 11: 41
    Everything is very similar to what they did with the army. Maybe enough show?
  7. +6
    5 October 2022 11: 41
    Yesterday, a friend, a teacher, sat on the computer until night, filled out reports .....
  8. +6
    5 October 2022 11: 44
    There is a period of preparation for the autumn-winter season. An order has been issued, the heads of departments are working out their tasks on the ground, and the inspectors of the Ministry of Emergency Situations of the SPSC in charge of us are writing up fifty acts of checking our facilities.
  9. +12
    5 October 2022 11: 56
    The author clearly did not work for Russian Railways. He would go crazy.
    1. +3
      5 October 2022 14: 12
      Quote: Jager
      The author clearly did not work for Russian Railways. He would go crazy.

      "That's for sure!" Who worked in the Russian Railways in the army does not laugh.
  10. +7
    5 October 2022 11: 59
    I believe. Here I believe. From a personal point of view, a man came from the housing office, checked the smoke exhaust system in the entrance. These are such hefty fans on the roof, which are very strong buzzing. So, in six months there were 2 fires in the entrance - once an apartment with smokers on the couch, the second - a garbage disposal chamber. Not once did these sophisticated fans work, people suffocated from the smoke. Moreover, there is no or no automatic fire extinguisher in the garbage chamber (a glass flask with powder, which should simply burst from the heat and fall asleep). And on paper, everything is fine.
  11. +2
    5 October 2022 12: 00
    Yes, this is not only in any fire department, but all the time ... it's like that everywhere. The costs of the liberal structure of the device of everything and everyone in a society run by "effective managers" .., this has penetrated into all spheres of life. The same "reforms" both in medicine and in education, like a blueprint ...
    1. -2
      5 October 2022 14: 06
      Liberal? And what have they already forgotten about Soviet replies and excuses? About the acceptance of what was done anyhow and somehow with a bunch of all kinds of violations ...
      1. +1
        7 October 2022 21: 35
        But here I will harness for you))) Houses accepted with a rating of "satisfactory", where on one side of the house there are 9 entrances, and on the other - 7 .... And other "gifts", under the Christmas tree there, or to anniversary..
        But nothing has changed, at least in this respect ....
        1. 0
          8 October 2022 12: 53
          Nothing ... but how could it change if the bureaucracy was largely inherited from the USSR ... In our district, for example, the head physician has been sitting since the Soviet era. And so on many structures. And the desire to moderate the growth of states should come not only from above but also from below. In our region, three times they announced orders to reduce, and all times they unanimously sabotaged. It turns out that the governor of the heads of districts could only scold.
          1. +1
            8 October 2022 13: 49
            So the irresponsible people also got from there wink . The only problem is that the authorities are not going to change anything in this regard. Yes, I didn't intend to. Change some characters, for some reasons, that's all. And with the people, everything is also not very difficult. For this "gut feels" that if you suddenly "put things in order" you have to work hard. And not everyone wants it. And many people understand that in the "order" they are not needed for nothing. And what should he go to the machine? and does not want and cannot and does not know how))
            1. 0
              8 October 2022 22: 50
              In general, I agree. But I would not strongly separate the people and the authorities, because the authorities are part of the people, with hypertrophied, but exactly the same cockroaches in their heads.
              1. +1
                8 October 2022 22: 54
                But I do not share. We are those who brought the "jug snout" not from Mars. Flesh from the flesh of the people, so to speak. I would also add - the best representatives lol In some places even servants wink
                And from here follows a very sad conclusion feel But we have sad news, for the holiday)) everything is in order, so let's not talk about sad No.
                1. +1
                  9 October 2022 16: 14
                  Quote: frog
                  But I do not share. We are those who brought the "jug snout" not from Mars. Flesh from the flesh of the people, so to speak. I would also add - the best representatives lol In some places even servants wink
                  And from here follows a very sad conclusion feel But we have sad news, for the holiday)) everything is in order, so let's not talk about sad No.

                  drinks hi
  12. -3
    5 October 2022 12: 02
    Once upon a time, one prominent military leader of past years (I don’t remember who) said an aphoristic phrase that characterizes all parade-parquet generals, "War ... slaughter, the main thing is maneuvers!" God forbid, if the majority of generals in the Russian army are just like that !!! Then your future victory will be paid for by a sea of ​​shed blood, just like on May 9, 1945!
  13. +4
    5 October 2022 12: 26
    Quote: dmi.pris
    Who among us shot a bullet in the forehead out of shame? Pugo, it seems.
    not on the forehead, but on the temple with the left hand, being right-handed, but twice
  14. +3
    5 October 2022 12: 33
    Thank you for your courage. Strongly surprised. I naively thought where where, but in the Ministry of Emergency Situations everything is necessary for the country and people. But it turned out, not at all. Now it’s clear where a lot of colonels, generals of slender, beautiful women came from .....
  15. +5
    5 October 2022 12: 35
    Everything that is described was practically one to one in the troops (except for the nuances of course), so I didn’t read anything new request The story is as old as the world: both fuel and uniforms and magazines and leadership that soldiers saw only on TV and at drill reviews. Leadership, when the father, Colonel Ivanov, handed over the table, the son, Lieutenant Ivanov, accepted the table.
  16. +2
    5 October 2022 12: 35
    Has it reached the firefighters yet? Well, damn it .... Soon, more time will be spent on reports for the main work, then KPI will be introduced, and when KPI falls, they will fire the lower level, and then show on the graphs how efficiency has increased .... This one, like her .. .Optimization, during... hi
    1. +4
      5 October 2022 13: 29
      Sergey, I hate this word. Golikova and her accomplice Skvortsova "optimized" healthcare to such an extent that they turned it into a "health burial".
      According to them, the article of the Criminal Code "cries" and the camp barracks in Mordovia - but no ... She sits, blonde, in an armchair, builds a "smart" face ... True, her accomplice was kicked from the ministers of "health burial", but not far away - the Chief Infectionist appointed (here "covid" will be glad if the so-called "pandemic" happens again). But while the war - there will be no pandemic, the loot is needed for something else, and not for these pseudo-vaccinations (Volfovich would have confirmed if he were alive).
  17. +1
    5 October 2022 12: 48
    Thanks to the author for the excellent material about the school system in the Russian Federation! Do not forget, comrades on "VO." Today is Teacher's Day!
    In Severodvinsk last year, a patient with voices in his bright head, at the bridge across the Zaborikha channel in the D quarter, in the evening, cut a high school student with a knife and the guy died. Our glorious city deputies immediately raised the issue of increasing video cameras on the streets of the city. It’s very similar, but I could be wrong, our deputies have a passion for horror films, they want to see more deaths from road accidents and from patients walking around the city with knives, whose freedoms we all must protect ... In the days of the USSR, there were such patients in closed medical institutions, for years. They had the freedom to receive injections every evening, three hot meals a day, clean linens in a building with bars on the windows, on the shores of the White Sea ... The peace of those who forge the country's naval nuclear shield was guarded in the "D" quarter by a twin police post of the PPSM (most often with a German or East European Shepherd), which either the auto patrol of the PPSM will check, then the commander of the platoon, or the one responsible from the leadership of the city police department, and after 19 o'clock another auto patrol of the OVO will come to guard the quarter "D" and the neighboring quarter "K". And after Optimization in the Ministry of Internal Affairs - for many years now there have been no posts of teaching staff in the center of nuclear shipbuilding in Russia, but the head of the press service at the Ministry of Internal Affairs for the Arkhangelsk Region is a real colonel. And in the prosecutor's office of the Arkhangelsk region, the talking head on TV screens is the senior assistant to the prosecutor of the region for interaction with the media, the colonel, and the uniform on her breasts sits okay like that, and in the FSB - the major, but on her breasts the uniform looks no worse than that of the colonel at the prosecutor's office...
    And in September 2022, Severodvinsk was puzzled by the search for money for the protection of schools and kindergartens, either by private security companies, or by the OVO of the Russian Guard, but expensive-oh-oh ..... After all, after the tragedy in Izhevsk, something must be done! Instead of the glorious police officers and FSB officers being really engaged in the ORD and closing the channels of the illegal circulation of drugs, weapons and ammunition, the teachers were muzzled with briefings. Schools are buying funny turnstiles with electronic keys - access cards for the only open entrance to the school building, they are not letting parents into the buildings at all, they plan to install video cameras at the entrance, they close the entrances to the school grounds, leaving - the only one with a crowd of kids with parents, grandparents. What will not the patient, whose freedom we all should not limit, but the terrorist do? That's right - IEDs will be installed in front of the only open gate of a school or kindergarten - a place of mass congestion of people. There will be an explosion, there will be victims - BUT !!! outside the school ... So the head of the city's Department of Education and his deputies - well done! The briefings were held, everyone signed the magazines ... Here is the fact that a terrorist can install an IED in a forest (there are no video cameras there!) Near the only path along which all summer residents go to the country bus or to an open platform near the railway (there are no frosts yet it used to be, boletus and mossiness mushrooms are still growing, not all of the lingonberries have yet been harvested, cranberries will soon reach the swamps, and even the beds in the dachas can be deoxidized) somehow it doesn’t occur to our servants of the people ...
  18. +5
    5 October 2022 12: 49
    Many thanks to the author for the detailed article! You can say from a former colleague. After graduating from IvPTU, he worked in this system (from 1993 to 1996) exactly until the end of the contract, and left after 3 years. It turns out that I went into the past wave of growing idiocy, reinforced by the extortion of the authorities and legalized bribery. Which I don't regret at all. Almost all the changes that occurred both in my time and described in the article did not benefit the fire department.
    And also, my bow to all those who remain in the ranks of the PO and continue to do this important and difficult work every day!
  19. +2
    5 October 2022 12: 50
    In general, nothing on the forum does not change as well as people. there are those who have always remained with their opinion and a clear position. analyzing the situation and understanding what is really happening. and there are those who are exposed to government media. the most effective weapon for brainwashing and rainbow snot halos. I have always been and will be against Putin's policies. because this person is guilty of what is happening now. he did nothing for 20 years to change the situation. allowed to plunder and squander natural resources. from the sale of which the money basically settled only in the pockets of the oligarchs and lackeys close to them. and investments in their own economy were so negligible. which led us to these consequences. This is the most mediocre ruler in the entire history of Russia. Wherever you touch everywhere nepotism and corruption. in all government agencies and it suits them. The Minister of Defense is practically a shoemaker. not a career officer.
    Sorry for the dots. the font is not working. I'm sorry. hurt.







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    1. +4
      5 October 2022 13: 59
      Vasilisa, he is not a shoemaker. A foreman with a construction education who never served in the army. The same firefighter came from the Ministry of Emergency Situations. What this structure is now can be seen from the article. MO next?
      1. 0
        5 October 2022 16: 07
        firefighters do not favor rescuers .... as well as inspectors on guard .... these are different people
        1. +2
          5 October 2022 19: 42
          firefighters do not favor rescuers .... as well as inspectors on guard .... these are different people

          I don't know about them. But the fact that the OMON "does not favor", to put it mildly, the police - I know for sure.
    2. -2
      5 October 2022 16: 44
      In my opinion, the Minister of Defense does not need to be an officer at all. The minister is a business executive. He must ensure that there is elementary order in the ministry and that the Ministry of Finance gives money as much as necessary (well, that they don’t ask for as much money as the Ministry of Finance definitely won’t give). Where is the officer skills?
      Another thing is that if the minister is a business executive, then let him not get involved in military issues. I got my military what they asked for there, and then let them figure out how to use it.
      1. +2
        5 October 2022 19: 27
        The minister is a business executive.

        That is, in your opinion, an ordinary supply manager? So we will go far ... Or rather, we have already gone. Have you seen a photo of this "caretaker" in full dress uniform? The iconostasis of orders on it? Please, kindly explain - where? We don’t seem to be in North Korea, where are the orders of the generals from the epaulette and "below the belt"?
        1. 0
          5 October 2022 20: 39
          Quote: Dingo
          Please, kindly explain - where?

          No idea, honestly. In my opinion, if someone is not a military man, then he has nothing to wear a military uniform: there is a jacket, tie and other attributes if you want to look authoritative.
          I did not specifically defend Shoigu, I myself am the principle that the Minister of Defense does not have to be an officer or even a military man. At the same time, as I already wrote, if you are not a military man, then you should not have a military uniform or, moreover, military awards under any pretexts.
          1. +1
            5 October 2022 21: 19
            Now this is closer to the topic. From me to you "+".
      2. -1
        5 October 2022 20: 14
        And I would like to add. For everything - I emphasize - FOR EVERYTHING in his department, the minister is responsible. Even for a failed information policy. This began to be understood even in the Duma. Here is a screenshot from RBC:



        And here is a sequel

  20. 0
    5 October 2022 12: 55
    I liked the article, the author, come on.
  21. +3
    5 October 2022 12: 55
    Max1995 (Max), dear, "Dnevnik.ru" in the Arkhangelsk region after 22 hours is buggy, nothing can be driven into it. For more than 6,5 years my wife took care of her parents - invalids of the 1st group. Well, they lived 2 houses from us ... While the wife feeds them, waters them, bathes them, gives them medicines, puts them to bed - she ran home, and it was already 22 hours. And the "Diary" is buggy ... From 6 to 7 in the morning I drove everything in, at school the Internet barely worked ...
  22. -1
    5 October 2022 13: 06
    Looks like the fellow firefighter did enjoy working with papers. Such a work is not given to everyone to rivet.
    1. +1
      5 October 2022 14: 11
      Considering that we don’t talk about the dominance of paper reports except from an iron ...
  23. +2
    5 October 2022 14: 03
    What does it consist of, but in the distribution of leaflets on fire safety, since firefighters cannot carry out any inspection by law in the private sector. Memo of one sample from year to year, several times, in your free time!

    I agree! It's the same with us. They go at best 2 times a year, and often - one, in May. I signed that bonfires must not be burned and ... On the same day, you look at everything, including firefighters! The village, everything is in sight! Show off at all levels!
  24. +3
    5 October 2022 14: 05
    Yes, fish rots everywhere .... and not only in the fire department.
  25. AB
    +3
    5 October 2022 15: 02
    I heard at one time that it became hard for a fireman under a popular minister ... But I didn’t imagine that it was so much.
  26. +3
    5 October 2022 15: 13
    Quote: user
    But for this one should not be removed from office, but judged with confiscation of property.

    And who will do it? "Basmanny justice" has not gone away. "Shemyakin Court" both worked and works.
  27. 0
    5 October 2022 18: 47
    In wars, the losers are always to blame.
  28. +3
    5 October 2022 19: 18
    This is Putin's Russia. And now we are reaping the fruits of all this "management" of the country
  29. +2
    5 October 2022 20: 03
    They recruit "personally devoted" as bosses, and they tell the people that they are smart.
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  31. -3
    10 October 2022 10: 12
    Quote: Alexander Tkachenko
    They recruit "personally devoted" as bosses, and they tell the people that they are smart.

    And the people of such people only put forward in command. Heads in Ukraine are sent from abroad, so they are smart. That's why they beat Russian bosses
  32. +1
    11 October 2022 21: 35
    What the author wrote is the trouble of our society. Any little boss turns his environment into a "family". Relatives, friends - he insures them in his future work.
    The phenomenon - "brought his team" - is the scourge of any structure, tk. EVERYBODY brings His Team and fucks for a year and a half the work of the management, department, department and downward.
    The author writes about the Ministry of Emergency Situations. It has long turned into a harbor of former army generals and colonels. Hence, instead of extinguishing and liquidating - endless reviews, constructions, PCBs, PPR and other turbidity, such as cutting grass with scissors and artistic carving on snowdrifts, "shtoby, like a brick !!!".
    There are other favorite activities: video conferences, meetings for any reason, "building up groups" and "conducting reconnaissance."
    Departures to all possible ends of the globe are loved for persistent assistance.
    I really like the newly created academies, advanced training courses for managers, specialized sanatoriums, programs for improving the material base, updating equipment, building training centers, creating cadet classes and colleges ....
    Here in this fuss, we imperceptibly got used to NOT PREVENT an emergency or an emergency, but to LIQUIDATE at any cost and for any money! The emergency situation will write everything off...
    And so it is everywhere ... The Structure fights for its survival exactly as the Structure and this is the only thing in which it can succeed.
  33. 0
    12 October 2022 06: 10
    The fifth column feeds the underdogs with a spoon, protects at all levels.
    The Russophobe Narusova, her horse and daughter, Sobchak, the Georgian traitor Meladze, and others, feel this care, mothers in their claims to "people's love."
    These mankurts must burn the ground under their feet.

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