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Satanic dances around an iron idol in Germany

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Yes, terrible, terrible was the year 2022 from the Nativity of Christ in German soil. Scary. Terrible, for he predicted hunger and cold, but he was more terrible with obscurantism, all these misfortunes that gave birth.



May the readers forgive me some liberties in presenting the beginning of the play of the great Russian writer and playwright, born in the land of Kyiv, Mikhail Bulgakov, so beloved by Joseph, the son of Vissarion. But what he wrote in his novel The White Guard, from which the play The Days of the Turbins was born, somewhat agrees with what is happening today on German soil.

On German soil, today is the Days of the Turbine. Not the Turbins, one such Turbine, which I write with a capital letter, because it became the Herald of the Apocalypse for a single country.

In general, the situation is delusional. But the fact is: the Turbine surpassed the old lady Nancy Pelosi, who arranged an annealing party near Taiwan and stirred up the Asian region for several days. But Nancy flew back to the USA, but the Turbine remained ...

What's in Germany? The prospects are rubbish. Gas oozes from the pipe, pumping units stand up one after another, requiring repair. “Siemens” is frankly a pity, there already from the word “turbine” the management already, probably, hiccups begin. It is still with THAT Crimean turbine stories this word stands up. And the combination of the words "Russia" and "Turbine" in general promises only troubles of the highest kind.

Things are no better for those involved in chemistry. BASF, Bayer, Henkel, Boehringer and others are howling on the topic “Give gas, otherwise we will fire everyone!”, But then she found a scythe on a stone, and the situation gets out of control.

Laughter with laughter, and memes about the Turbine have long overtaken old Nancy with her Taiwanese anabasis. Because everything is correct, Nancy turned around and flew back to the States, and the Turbine remained. The question is where and how.

Perhaps it is worth recalling what the essence of our story is. Suddenly, someone missed, watching the Ukrainian events.

Some time ago, Gazprom, acting within the framework of agreements and contracts, gave Siemens a turbine from the gas compressor unit of the SP-1 pipeline. For scheduled repairs. The turbine went to Canada, where the Siemens plant for the production of this equipment is located.

There were problems with the return of the turbine. The Canadians turned out to be very smart and advanced gentlemen in military affairs and saw in the turbine elements from a Rolls-Royce turbojet engine. It is not entirely clear where the Russians would have been able to stick this turbine for military use, but it was ordered "Do not let it go!". And the turbine hung for a long time with the Canadians, who decided that it was suitable for sanctions.

Well, yes, they don’t need Russian gas ...

When the Germans caught fire, they began to look for ways to solve the problem. And in some completely incomprehensible way, the Turbine did start from Canada. THAT submarines immediately come to mind, which dragged the gold of the Reich across the oceans unnoticed.
How - it did not become clear, but Turbine left Canada. Perhaps Siemens had nothing to do with it, perhaps the brave guys from KSK worked, but Turbina really left inhospitable Canada.

But for some reason, she went not to Russia, according to all the agreements and documents, but to Germany.

And there ... disappeared!

Of course, the story takes on a frankly anecdotal character with an admixture of idiocy, but indeed, a hefty piece of iron rolled somewhere and for several days no one at all knew where the Turbine was.

The German federal government actually put the Turbine on the wanted list and eventually found it. In the town of Mülheim an der Ruhr, North Rhine-Westphalia, near Duisburg.

In general, it seems strange what she forgot there, our traveler, but German Chancellor Olaf Scholz himself went to check for compliance.

Satanic dances around an iron idol in Germany

Scholz looked at Turbina, Turbina looked at Scholz, and the German chancellor thoughtfully said that "everything is in order, you can take it."

But then Gazprom suddenly balked. And, absolutely justified. The turbine was supposed to get to Russia from Canada by a specified route. What she forgot in Germany is a question. What could be done with it during illegal transportation is a question. What is the probability of an accident immediately after installation is a question. Who will be responsible for everything is the question.

Lots of questions, no answers. It is clear that Olaf Scholz is a great specialist in turbines, but still his word cannot be attributed to guarantees of performance. That is why Gazprom is in no hurry to pick up its unit, because it is really not at all clear how it was transported and everything else.

In general, if according to the mind, the turbine should be sent back to the plant, there it should be examined, the relevant documents and guarantees should be issued, and then it can be installed.

But Scholz, standing near the Turbine, gave out something that made many analysts howl, some with delight, some with horror: an inspection by specialist Scholz showed that the turbine was perfectly prepared, there were no obstacles from the FRG for it to leave for Russia and there start working immediately.

Well, there are, however, petty formalities: Gazprom must say that it really needs the turbine and provide customs and transport documents. And get consent, since the Turbine is in Germany, from the EU countries and the UK ...

Naturally, in Gazprom they twisted their five fingers at the temple: there are no documents for the transportation of the turbine from Germany and could not be, since Germany in general "was not on the lists."

Moreover, by resting the turbine in Germany, the Germans thereby greatly complicated the matter: you have to be a very optimist, so reckless, in order to take full responsibility for the turbine, which was lying around, I don’t understand where, in place of Gazprom.

Given the level of Russophobia in Europe, could there have been sabotage? Easy. Gentlemen who wished to remain anonymous could spoil something inside, but to whom should they make claims?

Because the Turbine, apparently, will lie in this German town. And her three sisters will remain in Canada, and the Germans and everyone else can only dream of increasing the volume of gas supplies.

It is clear that in the West they will now tell us what we are ... And what are we? And we, in fact, nothing.

For translation-explanation, I will give you such an example: you order pizza. Regular pizza delivery. Waiting for a courier with your favorite dish, looking forward to it, so to speak. And suddenly you get a call. From me. “Guys, I have your pizza. Come in and take it."

Everything is fine, but our relationship is so-so: I blew all four wheels of your car three days ago, and yesterday you cut my clothesline with panties. Friendship in general. Frank and kind.

Will you take your pizza from me without looking, or will you think hard like that? The powder of a modern laxative is tasteless and odorless, and cyanide is generally ... In general, it’s not worth it. Especially given my frankly bastard character and dislike for you and your cat.

There is no need for you to take risks, there is no need for Gazprom to risk its own gas pipelines built with state money, installing on them, with the permission of the chancellor of a country that has nothing to do with the gas pipeline, equipment that has passed through the hands of people in two hostile countries.

This is imprudent. Especially considering that Siemens can generally turn off its turbines remotely. And who in Europe can tell the concern? And what can they order?

In general, the situation is awful.

We can not say that the situation on our part did not try to somehow rectify. Perhaps the most sane German politician was involved, Gerhard Schroeder, who not only works in Russian companies, but is also friends with Putin. I'm not sure that after this was done to Schroeder in Germany (the list of what he was deprived of is impressive), they will listen to him there. And it would be worth it.


Still, it’s as simple as daylight: Putin, through Schroeder, tried to push a very simple idea into German heads: Nord Stream 1 works to its fullest if certain guarantees are accepted for it to ensure the operation of the gas pipeline. The same for SP-2. Gazprom needs to recoup the invested amounts.

Not? Here's 20% of the contracted volumes for you through your own fault and we begin the rehearsal of the energy Apocalypse, only instead of four horsemen there will be one. Miller.

And if the winter turns out to be instructive ... Oh, in general, a funny cataclysm will come under the general name "Woe from Wit."

Why is that? Well, judge for yourself, in Europe everyone is so unanimously declaring that they are refusing aggressor gas. For good. But… after winter. In 2023. And they are feverishly looking for ways to replace Russian gas.

And what is the point of delaying the energy doomsday in Europe? Well, what is there to pull the cat for the inexpressible, only to strain the eardrums. They immediately took it and showed where the Apocalypse comes from. And so it is clear that from us, you just need to demonstrate in color and with special effects.

And we will play with the East in the development of gas infrastructure. Looking at how events will develop in the West.

I won’t specifically analyze everything that starts in Germany, there are normal people in the opposition like Tino Khrupalla, the leader of the Alternative for Germany party, the third largest German party, who are already starting to raise a wave of popular indignation.

There is something to worry about: cold in winter, lack of work for employees of chemical concerns, an ongoing scheme to support alternative gas suppliers at the expense of taxpayers, an increase in gas and electricity tariffs by 3-5 times, and the crown of everything is an additional payment of 1000 euros per burgher per year. There is something to take to the streets and arrange an all-German howl.

Disaster - that's what awaits Germany. Especially after Energy Minister Habek was so received in Qatar. Scholz and Habek are not perceived today as people capable of correcting the situation.

But the Germans...

Eh, the wrong German went, not the right one at all.

Where is the prudence and cautious pragmatism of the burghers? Okay, they don’t want to fight anymore, who’s stopping you from living like a human being? After all, it was possible without war and servile groveling before the Anglo-Saxons ...

After all, there are smart people in Germany! And they understand that the turbine has absolutely nothing to do in the country! This whole kindergarten, performed by the chancellor, is the stupidest nonsense. Well, he found the "missing" turbine. Will he find the papers tomorrow?

And the documents clearly state that the turbine should not be located in Germany at all, its path under the contract runs directly from Canada to Russia!

I really hope that the situation can be corrected. Is it for nothing that the best friend of the Germans (no, not Biden) Vladimir Vladimirovich is very fond of these people. Maybe he will come up with a friend Gerhard.

But in general it's enough to play refined gentlemen. It is better to take as a model how gentlemen from Qatar behave. Would you say rude? Well, yes, there are a few. But in Qatar today there are queues of tankers for Qatari LNG, so there is something to behave a little arrogantly. Especially. By the way, Khabek came to talk purely. The visit was not prepared and caused surprise.

Alas, today gas and bread are instruments of pressure. Political. And the more pressure on some countries from yesterday's "rulers of the world", the lower the pressure in gas pipes can be.

But this is normal, everyone has their own method of pressure. Who has an aircraft carrier with destroyers, who has a valve on the pipe. Indeed, to each his own.

BUT if so, how to look at these frankly stupid dances around gas pipelines, transit to Kaliningrad, grain contracts, dances around turbines?

Can Germany survive the winter without Russian gas and oil? Of course, no one will die of hunger, no one will freeze to death. Unless the winter is very cold.

And you can remember the mothballed German nuclear power plants and the coal mines of the Ruhr, re-mothball it and start producing / extracting ...

You can also arrange savings. Like in Britain. Or Japan. Potbelly stoves, hot water in the bath once a week or a month, a little bit so pigish, but what to do? He washed his hands and gave money to Putin, is that what they say today?

Yes, we remember the times of Euroswine in the Middle Ages. Back to the future, right?

In general, the Germans should remember this photo shoot from the most unfortunate chancellor near the Turbine. Scholz started a story that could lead Germany to not-so-good times.

And what to do, we are not like that, life is like that ...
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  1. Basil50
    Basil50 6 August 2022 05: 10
    +18
    The author proceeds from his own ideas about logic and, of course, about state interests.
    Scholz was appointed to the position and he is fulfilling the appointment. He is not interested in anything other than satisfying *employer*. Therefore, statements and actions are only * political *, without the logic of the development of their own state.
    And that Scholz is the only * appointee *? Who chose the EU leaders? But they claim the supreme power not only in Europe.
    Therefore, the actions of most European figures are * political *. Beyond logic and simple common sense
    1. 77alex77
      77alex77 6 August 2022 06: 21
      +9
      Finally, I hear the mind and not the nonsense of the couch. Yes, if it’s hard, they say Volodya, you misunderstood, give gas, we are partners
    2. Thrifty
      Thrifty 6 August 2022 09: 23
      +2
      Roman, they will get out, if desired. They spianerili all the transit gas that was supposed to go to INDIA! !!!!! Simply, they took the entire volume of that gas for themselves, considering that they needed it more. And now it’s also easy, the transit flow will be halved, and we, Russia, will remain the last!
    3. Taimen
      Taimen 6 August 2022 10: 18
      0
      There is no other diversion in the direction of mercenary analysis from a simple question: "-When will we start hitting the enemy as expected, and not playing spillikins with wheat, negotiations, collusion and other nonsense.?" Let different turbines comment, and for this the traders make money and the people is silent. Everything is fine and everything is calm in Baghdad.
    4. iouris
      iouris 7 August 2022 13: 18
      +1
      Quote: Vasily50
      the actions of most European figures are * political *. Beyond logic and simple common sense

      It seems so to you.
      All these wonderful people are members of the same corporation. Those. they are all fascists (in Mussolini's sense). The leader of the corporation (leader, Duce, Fuhrer, conductor) determined the mission and the highest goal of the corporation. This goal cannot be economic - only ideological, even religious. And they all reach it together. Those who do not pull are shot and go ahead. What economy? Have mercy.
      But the economy is the basis. They also assured themselves that everything is in order in the economy, and there are no peaks that these "Bolsheviks" cannot reach. That's what they achieve.
      What do we have? We have gas in our apartment.
      1. alexandr_vd
        alexandr_vd 7 August 2022 18: 24
        0
        There's something about it...
  2. Frost
    Frost 6 August 2022 06: 10
    +29
    The situation with the turbine is certainly interesting, the case when the sanctions went too far. Canadian authorities have issued engine removal documents, which are in no way related to the current contract, to Siemens Energy Canada Limited, which is not a party to the contract. If the engine is transported to Russia, there is a risk that the Canadian authorities may consider this a violation or circumvention of the conditions of the issued permit. In turn, this may lead to the revocation of the permit and the impossibility of repairing other engines of the Portovaya CS in Canada.
    It seems that in the current situation Gazprom will not accept the turbine back.
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 6 August 2022 08: 22
      +6
      Quote: Hoarfrost
      It seems that in the current situation Gazprom will not accept the turbine back.

      In this case, the Russian side is simply doing what the European side has been striving for the past few years - reducing the EU's dependence on gas from the Russian Federation. In Europe, the gas embargo, established by the supplier himself, cannot be understood and understood. Until nothing changes in this regard, the turbine will collect dust in the city of Mülheim an der Ruhr, and Germany and all of Europe will receive less Russian gas. By and large, the Russian gas monopolist made it clear that the situation with the turbine has become irreversible and it is impossible to solve the problem within the framework of the current sanctions regime.
      1. tihonmarine
        tihonmarine 6 August 2022 11: 18
        +3
        Quote: tihonmarine
        By and large, the Russian gas monopolist made it clear that the situation with the turbine has become irreversible and it is impossible to solve the problem within the framework of the current sanctions regime.

        “Immediately after the repair, the engine was supposed to be transferred to Gazprom. However, due to Canadian sanctions and without the consent of Gazprom, the engine was sent to Germany instead of Russia, which does not comply with the terms of the contract. The Canadian authorities issued documents for the export of the engine, which are in no way related to the current contract, to Siemens Energy Canada Limited, which is not a party to the contract."
        The return of the turbine to Russia, as well as the maintenance of other turbines, requires not only exemptions from Canadian sanctions, but also written guarantees that EU and British sanctions will not apply to equipment for Nord Stream and other gas pipelinesconcludes Gazprom.
      2. alexandr_vd
        alexandr_vd 7 August 2022 18: 29
        +1
        We need to build more of our own gas terminals, incl. in the North Seas!
        This is not easy and takes time. But in another way - it will not work!
        And tankers should be built in Russia.
        The Nikolaev plant is likely to be suitable...
        After recovery.
        1. Jager
          Jager 9 August 2022 20: 09
          0
          The plant in Nikolaev has long been sawn up and closed.
    2. Bobik012
      Bobik012 6 August 2022 08: 25
      +5
      Upvoted pictures
    3. Jager
      Jager 6 August 2022 12: 52
      +1
      Why can't we produce such turbines?
      1. alexey sidykin
        alexey sidykin 6 August 2022 13: 05
        +5
        They can and do, but not for the European consumer. Considering that about the rest of the "forces" and "flows" it is silent, it turns out that the "Simensky" are only on the joint venture.
      2. Martin
        Martin 6 August 2022 13: 42
        +9
        Quote: Jager
        Why can't we produce such turbines?
        Produce, but a different size and power. Our turbines are installed on our other gas pipelines.
        Are you suggesting import substitution? Can. But.
        1. It will take time to produce design documentation and the product itself in iron. And it's definitely not a couple of weeks. Although, there is a backlog: our turbines are installed on a similar SP-2 gas pipeline.
        2. In general, item 1 is not even needed. All this is there and ready at SP-2, just open the valve. The Germans do not want at minimal cost, the Germans want "through the ass." Well, why should we fool ourselves so pervertedly? Why support their twisted brain? Let them come to consciousness first, then we'll talk.
        3. We, in principle, why strain something? If people want to commit suicide, then it is basically impossible to prevent this. Well, one time you can take a suicide off the roof, the second time... Expend a lot of energy, risk the lives of other people... He, after all, will kill himself anyway, if not today, then tomorrow.
        So no need to freak out. You need to do everything strictly according to the instructions. Moreover, the money is paid, let Siemens work strictly according to the contract.
        1. Jager
          Jager 9 August 2022 20: 08
          0
          Thanks for the extended answer.
      3. commandos111
        commandos111 6 August 2022 22: 16
        -2
        can not. in general, they can scout the current. everything else is imported
        1. alexandr_vd
          alexandr_vd 7 August 2022 18: 32
          0
          OK!
          I liked it about the PERVERTED BRAIN!
          It is also fashionable to add other ORGANS here!
  3. The leader of the Redskins
    The leader of the Redskins 6 August 2022 06: 19
    -8
    And somewhere, a hundred and fifty kilometers from the golden-domed one, a pensioner read this article and chuckled:
    - Turbine, turbine ... What a difference we have!
    And he looked tenderly into the corner of the kitchen. There, next to a used gas stove (of a German brand, by the way), a gas cylinder proudly stood!
    Then the pensioner remembered that, according to calculations, it will end soon ...
    - Nothing, there is still a lot of it in Urengoy!
    - the reader answered himself, but also looked out the window - there, under a flimsy canopy, a pile of firewood was lined up. "Just in case"...
    -
    1. Aleksey Aleksandrovich
      Aleksey Aleksandrovich 6 August 2022 13: 47
      +7
      I also have a gas tank. 3 months is enough. A pensioner and 5 is enough. The price of the balloon is 1000 rubles. To put it mildly, not burdensome.
      I give a tooth that a German pensioner and not a pensioner would also not refuse such a gas cylinder in his kitchen.
      And central heating, which in principle is also not bad. About 60 come out on my 7000 square meters in winter. Of course, it’s expensive for a pensioner. But the house is always warm. Yes, and with gas equipment there is no crap by definition.
      1. SKVichyakow
        SKVichyakow 7 August 2022 15: 06
        0
        Quote: Alexey Alexandrovich
        And central heating, which in principle is also not bad. About 60 comes out on my 7000 squares in winter

        This is so much for a month, or for the whole winter?
        1. Aleksey Aleksandrovich
          Aleksey Aleksandrovich 7 August 2022 15: 07
          0
          For a month of course
          1. SKVichyakow
            SKVichyakow 7 August 2022 15: 18
            0
            Have you tried installing your own gas meter? The price is four times higher than my real consumption (do you spend 1000 cubic meters per month?)
            1. Aleksey Aleksandrovich
              Aleksey Aleksandrovich 7 August 2022 17: 35
              +1
              Haven't tried. I don't have gas, but central heating)
              1. SKVichyakow
                SKVichyakow 8 August 2022 10: 07
                0
                It turns out that the management company cheats you 4 times more than it actually spends on heating.
    2. Camrad
      Camrad 6 August 2022 15: 37
      +5
      And why is a gas cylinder so offensive, because it is not as expensive as wind and solar energy? Well, a pile of firewood is now generally the most fashionable European eco-energy trend, so...
      1. The leader of the Redskins
        The leader of the Redskins 6 August 2022 15: 46
        -6
        The cylinder is not offensive in Papua New Guinea, in Moldova, in Georgia, Armenia... In general, in those countries where gas is not produced or produced in a meager amount!
        But in Russia?! We sell billions of cubes to others, but our people ... on the sidelines ...
        1. Gimlet
          Gimlet 8 August 2022 15: 38
          0
          Why on the side? Gas - does it exist? There is! In a cylinder or from a pipe - this is already a secondary question.
          It is clear that "through the pipe" - this is gas heating. But here the question is the price of laying a pipe to each farm and settlement ... And not everywhere, let's say it is needed (option: central heating of the district of apartment buildings, where individual, separate houses were later built. Pulling gas there is not very efficient - there are few consumers, and for "new settlers" it is quite expensive).
          If in the USSR there were problems with this issue, then at the present time of capitalism ... Although gasification is going on and many even at the expense of the state! Still, the distances and population density in our country and "in others" are not comparable ...
          1. Martin
            Martin 12 August 2022 18: 35
            +1
            Quote: Perforator
            In a cylinder or from a pipe - this is already a secondary question.
            Not really. Piped methane is cheaper than bottled propane.
            Quote: Perforator
            It is clear that "through the pipe" - this is gas heating.

            Also not required. In our village, some of the houses live not “from a pipe”, but from propane gas tanks (the same cylinder, only of a large volume). They get more expensive.
            I have methane through a pipe (heating for 140 m2 + hot water + gas stove with oven) costs 1200 rubles per month (averaged summer and winter).
        2. Martin
          Martin 12 August 2022 18: 38
          -1
          Quote: Leader of the Redskins
          The cylinder is not offensive in Papua New Guinea, in Moldova, in Georgia, Armenia... In general, in those countries where gas is not produced or produced in a meager amount!
          But in Russia?!

          Why is the balloon offensive in Russia? Less convenient than a pipe, but nothing offensive. One of the types of storage and delivery of gas, no more.
          If we think like this, then the states that receive gas not through the pipeline should be offended to the core ...
      2. Martin
        Martin 12 August 2022 18: 41
        +1
        Quote: Comrad
        Well, a pile of firewood is now generally the most fashionable European eco-energy trend, so...
        Yes, I, too, having heating from a gas boiler, love the smell of firewood and smoke from the stove. So cozy.
  4. BlackTiger74
    BlackTiger74 6 August 2022 06: 56
    +1
    I remembered a verse: And we have gas in our apartment, and you
    And we have .... and we have ... and we have a cold year - here)))))))))
    1. Alf
      Alf 6 August 2022 18: 21
      +4
      Quote from BlacTiger74
      I remembered a verse: And we have gas in our apartment, and you
      And we have .... and we have ... and we have a cold year - here)))))))))

      And we have gas in the apartment. And you ?
      German.
      And in our apartment it's cold and my neighbor is a pederast.
  5. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 6 August 2022 07: 05
    +25
    Yesterday in the program "Hello comrades" I liked it when Mikhail Shakhnazarov and Olga Belova talked about the photo of Scholz looking into the turbine. Belova remembered an anecdote in the subject:
    - Are you a gynecologist?
    No, but I can look.
    Neither subtract nor add.
    1. Hermit
      Hermit 6 August 2022 10: 30
      +3
      I didn’t hear Belova, but looking at the photo for some reason, a gynecologist comes to mind. And Berk's expression is - okay, well, let it be, but not about your m ,,,. Well, it's very big.
      1. Martin
        Martin 6 August 2022 13: 31
        +5
        Quote: Hermit
        I didn’t hear Belova, but looking at the photo for some reason, a gynecologist comes to mind.
        They are not Scholz, they had to call Ursula to assess the turbine. Everything would be professional.
        1. Aerodrome
          Aerodrome 6 August 2022 14: 39
          +1
          Quote: Martyn
          Quote: Hermit
          I didn’t hear Belova, but looking at the photo for some reason, a gynecologist comes to mind.
          They are not Scholz, they had to call Ursula to assess the turbine. Everything would be professional.

          good
  6. Popenko
    Popenko 6 August 2022 07: 21
    +5
    It's time for Russia to finally understand that the one who tries to play honestly with a cheater loses. ALWAYS. It's time to remember that even in the most aristocratic houses, a caught cheater was beaten with a candelabra.
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 6 August 2022 08: 24
      +4
      Quote: Popenko
      It's time for Russia to finally understand that the one who tries to play honestly with a cheater loses. ALWAYS.

      The sanctions regimes of Canada, the EU, the UK and the inconsistency of the current situation with the current contractual obligations on the part of Siemens make the delivery of the 073 engine to the Portovaya CS impossible

      - said in the message of the telegram channel "Gazprom".
  7. nikvic46
    nikvic46 6 August 2022 07: 50
    +4
    Such a beautiful turbine was created for work, not for admiring. Such Western dances show that we have a different idea of ​​​​life itself. They want to harm us to the detriment of themselves. We'll see how it will look.
  8. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 6 August 2022 08: 15
    +9
    Thanks Roman for the article, I waited a long time for someone to write and competently bring to our minds about the situation with the Turbine and, most importantly, with humor. Respect and respect.
    1. man
      man 6 August 2022 09: 33
      +3
      Thanks Roman for the article, I waited a long time for someone to write and competently bring to our minds about the situation with the Turbine and, most importantly, with humor. Respect and respect.
      I join. I love people with a sense of humor smile
  9. nikvic46
    nikvic46 6 August 2022 08: 54
    +1
    For some time now, I have not believed other people's propaganda. But I always question my own. The case of Oleg Zubkov, the administrator of Taigan, strengthened my consciousness even more. you will alienate millions of people from yourself. And there is no other way. Of course, Crimea is ours. But oligarchs live in it, who need something from this park. And not a single line anywhere.
    1. alexey sidykin
      alexey sidykin 6 August 2022 13: 12
      +3
      How does a certain Zubkov relate to a gas turbine from Siemens ??? Or is it so easy to blurt out?
      1. nikvic46
        nikvic46 6 August 2022 18: 58
        0
        Aleksey Sidyaykin. In my opinion, it was not the fact of the landing itself that angered you. But the fact that I pointed out the fuss of the oligarchs in this matter. The turbine will not go anywhere. They will bargain and everything will be settled. But the decisions of our courts can do a lot.
        1. alexey sidykin
          alexey sidykin 7 August 2022 09: 49
          0
          You can answer normally or not ... how do some kind of Zubkov and a turbine from Siemens compare?
  10. mmaxx
    mmaxx 6 August 2022 09: 22
    +2
    Well, why are you so English. They never washed their hands before. Their plumbing is the way it is. That is, it is possible when they are completely dirty. Filling the sink with 10 liters of water. And so it's impossible laughing laughing laughing
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 6 August 2022 09: 43
      +3
      Quote: mmaxx
      Well, why are you so English. They never washed their hands before. Their plumbing is the way it is.

      They have good plumbing, only when they wash their hands and face, they close the sink with a cork, pour about a liter of water and rinse there. They always looked at me with disapproval, especially Billy of Wales, when in his opinion: "Wally, you use a lot of water."
      1. Bolt cutter
        Bolt cutter 6 August 2022 12: 23
        +1
        then they close the sink with a cork, pour about a liter of water and rinse there
        I have never seen a cork in the sink in any bathroom. So (approximately) washed in the days of Dickens. Now, just like everywhere else.
      2. mmaxx
        mmaxx 6 August 2022 12: 29
        0
        She's not good at all. Two taps in different corners of the sink. Under the tap, even the palm does not fit.
        1. Bolt cutter
          Bolt cutter 6 August 2022 13: 15
          +1
          Two taps in different corners of the sink
          Now there are already very few. Only among incorrigible traditionalists and complete rogues.
        2. The leader of the Redskins
          The leader of the Redskins 6 August 2022 13: 23
          +2
          I also like films about historical events. But, believe me, everything is different in Europe now - both modern cars and houses have passed the cap. repairs, and people became richer. They do not save on trifles and even take a BATH!!!
          1. Bolt cutter
            Bolt cutter 6 August 2022 13: 36
            +2
            and the cars are modern, and the houses have passed the cap. repair
            One forum general tried to prove to me quite seriously that the sewerage system as such in London .. NO belay .
            1. mmaxx
              mmaxx 7 August 2022 09: 27
              0
              Nope. Well, this is something he is in vain.
        3. mmaxx
          mmaxx 7 August 2022 08: 35
          0
          If I MYSELF had not twisted these taps cursing, I would not tryndel. If initially hand washing is based on hemorrhoids, then they will not be washed with normal plumbing. And I'm not talking about Europe. There is no such nonsense. And England. And not about rogue houses, but Hiltons with cabinetry.
          1. Bolt cutter
            Bolt cutter 7 August 2022 10: 31
            0
            I myself did not turn these taps cursing
            I have seen such taps only a few times - in antique pubs. They wash their hands like everywhere else.
            1. mmaxx
              mmaxx 7 August 2022 14: 06
              0
              Maybe the mind began to visit. I, on the contrary, only met in one place. Although time is running out. It seemed like it was all yesterday. And it's been exactly 15 years.
              1. Bolt cutter
                Bolt cutter 7 August 2022 14: 15
                0
                I lived here for more than 18 years; period feature (moreover, in the second bathroom - there are often two of them in the house - there was an euro mixer). Something like this.
                1. mmaxx
                  mmaxx 7 August 2022 14: 24
                  0
                  Then our friend said that the attitude towards traditional plumbing began to change. But the question is different. Such plumbing simply does not involve regular hand washing. And 100% of this is not in culture. Since it is difficult to hammer this into people's heads in a short time. Especially considering the prices.
                  Under the early Soviet regime, a huge amount of effort was made in our country. And the new generation grew up with such ideas. But that was government policy.
                  What the British cannot refuse is the ability to build cities so that there is no dirt. In terms of earth and clay. The rain washes the city. With garbage dumps and landfills everything is fine there. There is.
                  1. Bolt cutter
                    Bolt cutter 7 August 2022 22: 33
                    0
                    100% of this is not in culture.

                    Especially considering the prices.

                    What are the prices here? Even now, a monthly bill for gaslight is earnings in one or two days. Water is often without a meter at all. And hands, and everything else, are washed here. Moreover, they always washed - and in the Middle Ages there were 38 bathhouses in the Southwark working area of ​​London alone.
  11. BlackTiger74
    BlackTiger74 6 August 2022 09: 35
    +3
    Regarding the photo of Scholz ..... Dr. Sosnovsky at Solovyov once said that the hole in the turbine is called in German ....... LOH !!! )))))))))
    1. Aleksandre
      Aleksandre 6 August 2022 11: 33
      +5
      Quote from BlacTiger74
      Dr. Sosnovsky at Solovyov once said that the hole in the turbine is called in German ....... LOH !!! )))))))))

      Not only in the turbine, Loch is a hole.
      Then there's Arschloch, literally "hole in the butt", a very offensive swear word in German.
    2. expert
      expert 6 August 2022 15: 54
      +2
      laughing Haha. Absolutely right, there is such a word in German.
      Hole, opening, das Loch.
  12. Electrical
    Electrical 6 August 2022 09: 44
    +2
    In a thieves' and limitless world, you need to trade from within your shop and under the protection of your BC! And all this that is happening was built for this, in order to do their business in muddy water! Persistently yell, understand and forgive, although why not talk to a fool on his own?
  13. Kesha1980
    Kesha1980 6 August 2022 09: 48
    +3

    This is the cost of electricity in Germany. Let them revere Gumilyov (poet) - "But keep quiet, incomparable right - to choose your own death." Global inflation benefits the debtor. We "worry" about the German industry and laugh at them, ruining their economy and leadership in the EU. But we forget about the indicators of society - the "greens" win the regional elections. Weird? Yes. But this is a fact.
    By the way, in 24 Power Machines promises the first of our own turbines of similar capacity - so let's all wait together. Brace yourselves, Hans.
    I applaud Gazprom. I expect a lawsuit from Miller for lost profits, because "these bastards do not let me work!"
    1. expert
      expert 6 August 2022 16: 15
      +3
      Yes you are right.
      The current leadership of Germany, with some inexplicable pleasure, continues to ruin the economy, and the country itself.
      Today came the news that Qatar "threw" Habek with his agreement on the supply of gas. There will be no gas from Qatar. Dot.
      1. Kesha1980
        Kesha1980 6 August 2022 16: 54
        +1
        Back in the spring, Qatar spoke about the impossibility of increasing LNG processing. Moreover, the LNG that the United States is now heavily transporting to Europe is actually contracted in Asia. The trials are already starting, so we are waiting for a drop in LNG supplies.
        Previously it was like this:

        Now it will get worse. But the most important thing is not the temperature in the house, the most important thing is the industry.
        So "hello fracturing" and with the help of "green" (!), please note.
        1. expert
          expert 6 August 2022 18: 15
          +1
          Noted.
          So after all, the "greens", Annalena and Khabek, choked with saliva, declaring that we would no longer be dependent on Putin's gas.
          Just bought my wife and I for a week. Last year they fit into 50-70 €. Now I have about 200 left.
          True, I took wine at 35, but this is sacred.
          1. Kesha1980
            Kesha1980 6 August 2022 18: 50
            +1
            At Okteberfest, beer will be 16% more expensive.
            It will be interesting to find out in the spring how things are going in private pension funds - that's where it will be sad for many.
            1. expert
              expert 6 August 2022 19: 01
              0
              And here is my theme.
              With private pension insurance, everything is very solid and reliable. German insurance companies, and I work for one of them (ERGO), are very conservative in terms of capital investment. The risk is drastically minimized. Three years ago, my agents accompanied the payment of life insurance. The agreement was made in September 1940. Contribution amount, one Reichsmark per month! What happened to Germany later, everyone knows. But the insurance companies survived.
              1. Kesha1980
                Kesha1980 6 August 2022 19: 16
                0
                Don't invest in Chinese paper? I do not believe). Burbock is now officially "developing a new strategy for China." Spiegel begins pumping "China is bad, we must disassociate ourselves from it and tighten our belts." At the same time, deputies have already lathered on Taiwan in October. Should we continue or will you guess that this is all reminiscent of "tolerate - 15% in the name of democracy"? By the way, today already up to - 20% savings are announced in Germany).
                1. expert
                  expert 6 August 2022 19: 18
                  +1
                  In no case!
                  Only Germany and some Europe. Other investments are prohibited by law.
                  1. Kesha1980
                    Kesha1980 6 August 2022 19: 36
                    0
                    Surprised, quite pragmatically.
                    But these
                    Most of the goods imported to Germany in 2021 came from the People's Republic of China (€142,3 billion).

                    Did they disappear into the air, or did they somehow work in the German economy and bring profit to German companies (respectively, pension funds) and satisfy the needs of the burghers?
                    In general, I recommend https://aftershock.news/?q=node/1139516
                    Just Germany-China.
                    1. expert
                      expert 6 August 2022 19: 41
                      0
                      Insurance companies in Germany are PROHIBITED to purchase securities of other countries with a high degree of risk. China, in this group.
                      And if we talk about goods and components from the Middle Kingdom, then the whole world is in this team.
                      1. Kesha1980
                        Kesha1980 6 August 2022 19: 53
                        +1
                        Yes, because it's profitable. But something tells me that even Pfizer will drop very, very sharply if the necessary ingredients are not received. India? It is very dependent on the same ingredients (India often only packs). To be honest, the whole world is bound by these relationships. The meaning of breaking the chains and the decline of the life of the townsfolk? For the sake of "democracy"? Well, somehow stupid or masochistic. Moreover, the global (interdependent) economy was an additional "no war!" factor. So, the breaking of the fuses of the world cannot please, definitely.
                      2. expert
                        expert 6 August 2022 19: 59
                        +1
                        That's it, acts against logic and common sense. But for the sake of the crazy idea of ​​​​building a brighter future without its own history of its own national identity, without sex determined by nature, without the use of hydrocarbons, without "harmful" emissions, without authoritarian states, etc. without, without, without...
                      3. Kesha1980
                        Kesha1980 6 August 2022 20: 08
                        0

                        To summarize, so to speak)
                      4. expert
                        expert 6 August 2022 20: 12
                        +1
                        Vollkommen Recht!
                        I understand that there is no need to translate. drinks
                      5. Kesha1980
                        Kesha1980 6 August 2022 20: 18
                        +1
                        Let's be healthy! drinks
      2. Kesha1980
        Kesha1980 6 August 2022 17: 42
        +2
        Now in Spiegel I read:
        Berlin has long relied on Beijing, but it is now clear that Angela Merkel's course has failed. We must free ourselves from dependence on the People's Republic - even if it costs us our prosperity.

        Haha! It's called the Burbock control shot.
      3. Alf
        Alf 6 August 2022 18: 25
        +1
        Quote: Fachmann
        The current leadership of Germany, with some inexplicable pleasure, continues to ruin the economy, and the country itself.

        Sadomaso?
        1. expert
          expert 6 August 2022 19: 03
          +1
          So this is for them, that's it. Moreover, the people and entrepreneurs fall under the whip. And these, the servants of the people, have recently raised their "salary" by 1300 € per month. There are tough times ahead...
          1. Alf
            Alf 6 August 2022 19: 05
            +1
            Quote: Fachmann
            So this is for them, that's it. Moreover, the people and entrepreneurs fall under the whip.

            They did something wrong in Germany with the people, Herr Hauptmann ...
            1. expert
              expert 6 August 2022 19: 11
              +1
              The people have become like a rabbit that a boa constrictor wants to devour. Silently and resignedly ready to freeze, impoverish and die in the end.
              And for "Hauptmann", thanks, although I'm just Fachmann, which means "specialist".
              hi
              1. Alf
                Alf 6 August 2022 19: 31
                +1
                Quote: Fachmann
                And for "Hauptmann", thanks, although I'm just Fachmann, which means "specialist".

                The one who lived up to the captain involuntarily became a specialist. laughing
              2. expert
                expert 6 August 2022 19: 37
                0
                Serving the Soviet Union!
    2. Alf
      Alf 6 August 2022 18: 25
      0
      Quote: Kesha1980
      I expect a lawsuit from Miller for lost profits, because "these bastards do not let me work!"

      I wonder who this lawsuit will be against? To the one who arranged all this?
      1. Kesha1980
        Kesha1980 6 August 2022 18: 46
        0
        To the gas buyer. Including the company that Germany nationalized. Either direct to Siemens - through regression requirements, which is faster.
  14. avdkrd
    avdkrd 6 August 2022 10: 15
    +3
    Class! He washed his hands - he gave money to Putin! The funniest quote ever!
    Can continue-
    Turned on the light..
    Charged my phone...
    Refueled the car
    It will come to the point that they will say: I ate, I gave money to Putin
  15. tralflot1832
    tralflot1832 6 August 2022 10: 32
    0
    With such unrealistically heavy paperwork requirements for Germany from Gazprom, it will take a lot of time for her to agree on all this. In my opinion, with the filling of gas storage facilities, they are fooling themselves.
  16. runway-1
    runway-1 6 August 2022 15: 08
    -2
    Strong article title. winked Based on the meaning of what was written, one gets the impression of a somewhat exaggerated apocalypse in the EU today (or tomorrow?). As for the ill-fated turbine, the media reports:
    (Izvestia 03.08.2022) Deliveries of turbines for Nord Stream are not subject to the European Union (EU) sanctions regime, and the relevant documents are not required for their shipment. This was stated on August 3 by Deputy Spokesman for the German Cabinet of Ministers Wolfgang Büchner...
    “Such a document is not needed by definition, because the turbine is not part of the sanctions regime, since gas supplies from Russia to Europe and, thus, supplies to Russia of the equipment necessary for this are not covered by the EU sanctions regime,” Buechner said at a briefing.
    BRUSSELS, August 5 - RIA Novosti. The European Commission said there was “nothing” in the restrictive measures of the European Union that would prohibit the turbines for Nord Stream from returning to Russia. "There is nothing in the sanctions that would prohibit turbines, in this case Siemens turbines ... from being sent to Russia," European Commission spokesman Eric Mamer said at a briefing.
    1. Poplar
      Poplar 6 August 2022 16: 32
      0
      Under the EU sanctions regime, the turbine may not fall under the sanctions regime of Canada, apparently, yes.
  17. expert
    expert 6 August 2022 16: 00
    +1
    I read it with pleasure.
    It was funny...and sad.
    They will ruin the country in which I live my life.
    Greetings from Frankfurt am Main hi
    1. Li17
      Li17 6 August 2022 17: 57
      +2
      Survive Specialist! You are Russian!
      1. expert
        expert 6 August 2022 18: 17
        0
        We survived abundance, we will survive this! drinks
        Special thanks for the "specialist".
        Very pleasant hi
  18. Li17
    Li17 6 August 2022 17: 55
    -1
    As usual, in essence ... but the style is similar to the Okoloradsky Cockroach! Well obviously HE!
  19. Crisp
    Crisp 6 August 2022 18: 22
    0
    Quote: Vasily50
    The author proceeds from his own ideas about logic and, of course, about state interests.
    Scholz was appointed to the position and he is fulfilling the appointment. He is not interested in anything other than satisfying *employer*. Therefore, statements and actions are only * political *, without the logic of the development of their own state.
    And that Scholz is the only * appointee *? Who chose the EU leaders? But they claim the supreme power not only in Europe.
    Therefore, the actions of most European figures are * political *. Beyond logic and simple common sense

    What does not suit you in the logic of the author of the article? That he offers European presidents something to follow the interests of their fellow citizens? Then it looks like you are in favor of the opposite.
  20. Crisp
    Crisp 6 August 2022 18: 31
    0
    Quote: Alexey Sedykin
    How does a certain Zubkov relate to a gas turbine from Siemens ??? Or is it so easy to blurt out?

    Well, ACCUMULATED!!! And, out of absent-mindedness, he drank a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. Oh, cough, I forgot.
  21. Eug
    Eug 6 August 2022 21: 18
    -1
    A little off topic - potbelly stoves, lack of electricity, hot water - cold in the columns along the street 2-4 hours a day - a reality not only in Japan and Britain, but also in some territories of Ukraine. You won’t go into the forest for firewood either - either it’s mined, or signaling - it’s somehow reluctant to “catch” a machine-gun burst ... and winter is coming, the house is without heating in winter - hello, mold ... and what to do? There is no power - there is no commandant's office, there has never been such a day ... somehow I don’t care about the difficulties of the Europeans ...
  22. Maks1995
    Maks1995 6 August 2022 22: 17
    0
    All these are words, but there are numbers?
    And then for 2 years they have promised the media that Europe will freeze and die out, and at least henna to her.
    Only oligarchs-speculators joyfully rub their little hands....

    the 3rd year of caring for Europe and Germany has begun .., and for some reason the numbers of fullness of the gas storage are not voiced by the simple media ...
    1. runway-1
      runway-1 7 August 2022 11: 22
      0
      BRUSSELS, July 26 - RIA Novosti. Gas storage facilities in the European Union are currently 66% full, said EU Energy Commissioner Kadri Simson.
      "Gas storage facilities are now at the level of 66%," she told reporters before the start of an extraordinary council of EU energy ministers.
      In June, the European Union adopted new rules, according to which storage facilities must be filled with "blue fuel" by 80% by November 1, 2022, and in subsequent years - by 90%. There are gas storage facilities in 18 of the 27 EU countries.
      The situation is not very good, but not tragic, as some people try to present it...
      1. Maks1995
        Maks1995 7 August 2022 13: 49
        -1
        So it's all crap.
        In past years, the media have not yet hidden - 70-76% at the beginning of autumn.
        66% at the beginning of August - looks like a fictitious problem. To warm someone's hands.
  23. Prisoner
    Prisoner 6 August 2022 22: 41
    0
    The denazification of Germany has already been carried out, it's time to carry out degreening. Drive all these "ecologists" out of power with a doormat.
  24. ont65
    ont65 7 August 2022 02: 00
    -1
    The turbine story is just a special case of the economic transformation of the left-liberal West, which decided to build a system isolated from the world economy with resource rationing like the USSR 2. It would be strange to consider gas supply separately outside of left-wing politics. We take this and leave this. It's funny that at the same time, relations with the PRC in the West, like with the USSR at one time, began to deteriorate sharply.
  25. Private SA
    Private SA 7 August 2022 15: 02
    -1
    Medal "Frozen Meat" (For the winter company on the Eastern Front "1941-1942)
    reward all politicians in Germany with trophies in advance.
  26. Got it
    Got it 7 August 2022 15: 16
    0
    All of it, of course, and the irony in the text is entertaining. But one banal question does not go out of my head - why do non-gas-producing countries produce and service such equipment?! Well, Canada is quite a mining country. But the rest of this topic? A long time ago, Russia should have had all this. Looks absurd request .
  27. Chervony Biker
    Chervony Biker 9 August 2022 14: 38
    0
    I read the article with pleasure. For the style and for the form of presentation - THANK YOU to the author!
    But essentially...
    From my point of view, the Germans are pragmatists, and no one is going to cut branches.
    For their "gas suffering" they will surely receive some kind of compensatory "goodies" from their older overseas brother.
    Today, apparently, "gas pressure" on Germany looks catastrophic only in our minds. So far, they are doing very well, and I still don’t hear the cod of the collapsing German economy.
    Yes, the chemical industry will really sink, but how much will the German military-industrial complex revive!?
    All those who gave away to Ukraine, old Soviet equipment, will definitely want to fill the empty hangars with newer ones.
    And mostly made in Germany.
    Another parallel.
    We are in the 41st, we had no doubt that "Our cause is just. The enemy will be defeated and Victory will be ours."
    It took the Germans four whole years to understand that we were right.
    Everyone thinks differently.
    Now, of course, they have "wised up". Already they do not climb to fight.
    But war, even someone else's civil war, is a gambling and even profitable occupation. And completely irrational!
    Well, how can they resist, so as not to make at least small bets against us?
    From my point of view, as soon as German historical phantom pains and today's geopolitical fantasies begin to really put pressure on ordinary Germans, Germany's policy towards Russia will change instantly.
  28. Knell wardenheart
    Knell wardenheart 10 August 2022 01: 13
    0
    The reason for our current antagonism with the EU is NOT only the notorious "hand of Washington". This would be a highly primitive representation.
    First, a little retrospective.
    The EU as such was born during the XV and was an association of more or less significant economies and industries in Europe in the interests of mutually beneficial symbiosis, increasing prosperity and smoothing out the competition between these states that could potentially lead them to a new war (which no one wanted). The EU countries understood that in the modern world, the era of colossi had come again, and they, who had lost their colonial empires, could only be considered as such only together. And only together they can maintain their European standard of living in a world where there is the economy of the USA, the USSR, Japan, and the emerging giants of Asia - China and India. United by this, they began to "sculpt". With the collapse of the USSR, firewood was thrown into the furnace and the EU got more members, for good or for worse, but at that time it was unprofitable for them to refuse expansion by expansion, and they expanded by expansion, believing that it would bring not so many hungry mouths, so cheap workers hands, raw materials and consumers. However, on the example of Poland, the guys got burned IMHO, because Poland began to play the game quite aggressively, often pulling the blanket over itself, as it deserved. But they didn’t know how to give back to the EU (although Brexit seemed to have taught how to do this), and therefore the prospect of further expansion there caused more “for” than “against”. But the desire to get another noisy and "on their own mind" Poland was clearly not wanted there, especially the flagships of the EU. At the same time, they also did not want the zone of influence of the Russian Federation to expand again, because the absence of Ukraine in the EU itself did not prevent them from slowly flirting with this country, achieving more convenient conditions for themselves in its markets. For the time being, the EU was quite satisfied with neutral Ukraine - being in the EU it would be "Poland 2.0", a noisy addition to the already restless eastern flank. But with the emergence of the risk of our more active (than Yanuca) intervention in Ukrainian politics, the EU's position has changed, simply because it's better to have a beer in your hand than a girl in the distance. However, the time was lost, the Eurobureaucrats are not particularly able and willing to work in paramilitary conditions - and therefore, it is logical that in their actions a line of convulsions and homemade fire can be traced in the field of quickly glossing over this situation at least somehow, just to start digesting. For our part, we are torpedoing this as much as possible, this alignment does not suit us - it does not bring us benefits. The Ukrainian elites, on the other hand, understand that only by preserving the most integral state they will be interesting in Europe, only in this case they will sit at the table with big boys - and they are trying to preserve it also convulsively and self-made.
    So the line of our current antagonism with the EU is a typical game of raising rates, well, or a game of "peepers" if you like. Ukraine rubs the EU about the power of its potency, the EU sometimes believes in this and tries to "squeeze", we also rub the EU and Ukraine about the power of our potency, but in such a way that, God forbid, scare the partners and cause critical damage to their interests, building up the party to the rank of principle and head-on competition of resources. So far, there is no final certainty that they can take Ukraine or that we can miss it. But that's not the same as deciding not to try.
    That's what they're trying..