“I wish they could finish Powell’s test tube”: users criticized a map from the British Ministry of Defense with an alleged plan for Russia’s attack on Ukraine

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A post appeared on the official account of the British Ministry of Defense, in which a map of the alleged plan of the “Russian offensive against Ukraine” was published. At the same time, the reference once again goes to "intelligence data", which has repeatedly been embarrassed, announcing "possible invasion dates" one after another.

On the map, red solid and pink broken lines with arrows indicate "attack routes". So, three direct red arrows are directed at Kiev at once, and two of them are from the territory of Belarus. One - through Chernihiv, the other - through the Kiev region. Recall that the other day, Western media showed on a satellite image a pontoon crossing over the Pripyat River in the Republic of Belarus, stating that this was supposedly evidence of an “imminent invasion”.



One red arrow is directed from the territory of Russia to the part of Donbass controlled by the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and also (from Crimea) towards Mariupol. Two arrows are drawn in the direction of Dnepropetrovsk (Dnepr), and one (the longest of the red lines on the map) is through the Sea of ​​\uXNUMXb\uXNUMXbAzov.

Also on the map there are a couple of broken lines (called the second phase of the offensive), one of which goes from the territory of the Crimean peninsula towards Odessa, and the other from the Dnieper towards Vinnitsa.

The British Ministry of Defense under the map makes a remark:

The Russian president can still prevent conflict and keep the peace.

Noteworthy is the addition of small red letters from the British War Office to the effect that this map is "presented for illustrative purposes only".

The post received a fair amount of criticism from users. In response, a map of NATO's "plan of a possible attack" on Russia and Belarus was presented with many red arrows. The author under the nickname Plebejer, playing on what the British Ministry of Defense issued, writes that NATO can still prevent conflict and keep the peace.


Also in the comments it is noted that "for illustrative purposes" the British Ministry could use the well-known example with the "Powell's test tube": "I wish Powell's test tube was finished."

One of the comments (Herve Boinay):

Russia is not going to invade, they will be on the border for the next few months/years, laughing at how the West is slowly fading away from self-inflated hysteria.
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  1. +8
    18 February 2022 06: 48
    In general, I’m surprised how countries are still alive in which there are such politicians))))))) that’s how you could draw such a mess))) damn it, and they themselves believe))))
    1. +3
      18 February 2022 06: 57
      As for the phases of the offensive, the English intelligence clearly has a phase shift fool fool , the attic leaked thoroughly, and the roof moved out completely, so disgrace, slip the bullshit around the world !!!! fool fool
      1. -4
        18 February 2022 07: 05
        This map has already been published. Boyan.
        1. +3
          18 February 2022 08: 45
          Quote: Civil
          This map has already been published. Boyan.

          Well, I liked the first card. Beautiful. True, for some reason Lviv is not marked there. What is it for?
          1. 0
            18 February 2022 09: 16
            Elementary.
            Lemberg ce Poland. And Russia is not at war with Poland. Fears. Despite the fact that in Poland there is far from such a powerful army as in Ukraine.
            1. +1
              18 February 2022 09: 34
              Quote: Pereira
              Elementary.
              Lemberg ce Poland. And Russia is not at war with Poland. Fears. Despite the fact that in Poland there is far from such a powerful army as in Ukraine.

              The name Lemberg, Lvov received only after its entry into Austria in 1772 and so on until 1918. And so Lviv was founded in the 13th century by Prince Daniel of Galicia, and was named after his son, Leo.
              1. 0
                18 February 2022 09: 51
                Never mind. Lvov will return to Poland as Lemberg. Svidomo spirit from Galicia will disappear quickly. The Poles are masters of this.
      2. +6
        18 February 2022 09: 40
        The Russians have a map from the plans of the General Staff, which is distributed among smokers. It clearly shows the goals of Russia's attack on Ukraine. bully
        1. +2
          18 February 2022 09: 52
          And plus the future place of work for the prisoners.
    2. +3
      18 February 2022 09: 16
      Quote: salat
      In general, I’m surprised how countries are still alive in which there are such politicians))))))) that’s how you could draw such a mess))) damn it, and they themselves believe))))

      You just listen to what they sometimes carry on Echo of Moscow and see what a large audience they have. And the people believe them. And here you can imagine, from morning to evening all the media are talking about the attack, of course they believe
  2. +3
    18 February 2022 06: 50
    A map of the alleged plan of the “Russian offensive against Ukraine” has been published
    What's the score? Already even in Europe they do not trust either British or American maps, with the exception of Poland and the Baltic states, which, by their status, are supposed not only to believe, but also to stir up the situation. But with perseverance worthy of Anglo-Saxon fake throwers, continue to give birth to cards weekly. And what a remark
    The Russian president can still prevent conflict and keep the peace.
    Where is Shakespeare with his Montecchi and Capulet to the British Ministry of Defense.
    1. +2
      18 February 2022 06: 58
      Even in Europe they do not trust either British or American maps, with the possible exception of Poland and the Baltic states, which, by their status, are supposed not only to believe, but also to stir up the situation


      indeed, how not to believe the data of Estonian intelligence. yeah.
      and even the Americans referred to it. probably Estonian scouts graze in our General Staff as in their own farm.
      1. +1
        18 February 2022 08: 51
        Quote: Nexcom
        how not to believe the data of Estonian intelligence. yeah. and even the Americans referred to it

        The Estonians turned out to have a "better" date, so the Americans seized on this!)))
        1. +1
          18 February 2022 08: 52
          Really. Especially if something does not come true, then there will be a good excuse - this is Estonian intelligence data.
  3. +2
    18 February 2022 06: 58
    These mentally retarded Anglo-Saxons no longer have the brains to shake a test tube!
    1. +1
      18 February 2022 09: 53
      Quote: maiman61
      These mentally retarded Anglo-Saxons no longer have the brains to shake a test tube!

      If in England such intelligence officers and in the General Staff draw such maps, then I am calm for our safety
  4. +3
    18 February 2022 07: 04
    I remembered from childhood how I loved to draw arrows on contour maps as well, right up to the English Channel and Gibraltar!
    1. +2
      18 February 2022 09: 18
      And I, I remember, drew the outline of England after lowering the island by 100, 500, 1000 meters. It was exciting.
  5. +2
    18 February 2022 07: 23
    science fiction artists from the word bad ....
    1. +1
      18 February 2022 07: 44
      It would be better for these artists with the letter x to force the banderlogs on the front line to stop killing civilians and stop pulling the bear by the mustache. Arrows, when crossing the red line, may end up at the banderlogs in an unexpected place for them.
  6. +1
    18 February 2022 07: 39
    They would draw a map with terrible Russia like old maps with monsters and sea snakes. laughing Westerners will believe.
    1. +1
      18 February 2022 08: 52
      Quote: Andrey Moskvin
      They would draw a map with terrible Russia like old maps with monsters and sea snakes. Westerners will believe.

      Not! With polar bears, balalaika and a barrel of vodka. That's when they will definitely believe)))
  7. +2
    18 February 2022 07: 49
    “I wish they could finish Powell’s test tube”: users criticized a map from the British Ministry of Defense with an alleged plan for Russia’s attack on Ukraine
    . No no no! Well, this is impudent, let the Skripal cat be presented !!!
  8. +3
    18 February 2022 08: 14
    They forgot about the airborne assault on Lvov!!! The whole party is there now. Let's take the diplomats hostage, and, well, torture! Let them give out military secrets.
  9. +2
    18 February 2022 09: 13
    So, immediately three straight red arrows are directed to Kiev,
    belay And who needs it, what is its strategic role? Armament smith? - Not. Armament from abroad, by plane, to any airfield. Control center? By whom and why. Walk the field .... The task was set for the brigade and that's it, cross it out of the summary, no one else will see them. And all the managers are already in Lviv. Transport hub, what? Moscow in WWII, yes. Directed and distributed along the fronts for thousands of kilometers. And here everything is on the heels. The capital and political center, with the fall of its resistance will end? The Bandera people don't give a damn about him, they'll be poking around in the forests and shitting for another 10 years. And adequate bayonet to the ground from the first minute. crying So let the people of Kiev continue to jump, let's not interfere ... request
  10. +1
    18 February 2022 09: 34
    Russia is not going to invade, they will be on the border for the next few months/years, laughing at how the West is slowly fading away from self-inflated hysteria.

    So the normal reaction of the state to the concentration of Ukrainian troops in the Donbass. The United States in our situation would have gone to shit long ago.
  11. 0
    18 February 2022 12: 00
    The repertoire of British clowns included a new program called "Aggression of Russia". There is nothing to be surprised, the British big top should work. The bad thing is that the British are trying to make their entertainment enterprise a network one, imposing the principles of its organization on the whole world.
  12. -2
    19 February 2022 19: 48
    I still don’t understand, but what is the point for the Russian Federation, in its current state, in all this?
    It gives the impression that everything inside is in order. Dealt with your problems. Demographics are positive. Production is growing. The economy has turned from a raw material into a manufacturing one. Social justice prevails with minimal stratification of the population. Previously deserted regions are effectively settled. A Russian is respected in any part of the country, even in the Caucasus, even in Dagestan. Etc. etc.
    Well, now is the time to start exporting lifestyle to other countries.
    So to speak - within the framework of the need to expand their own living space.
    But seriously, within the framework of the usual state logic, it is clearly visible that the Russian Federation is "drying out" around the main centers-capitals.
    In such a state, the state is not inclined to intervene. On the contrary, it is prone to dumping extra territories.
  13. Ddv
    0
    27 February 2022 04: 42
    Greetings from February 27, why does this map look so much like a plan for a military operation in Ukraine today, if everyone is laughing at British intelligence?