Visits of journalists to the unit

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Visits of journalists to the unit
Magazine "Warrior of Russia". Photo militera.org

History of 1


One day a photographer from Krasnaya Zvezda arrived at our garrison and decided to take a picture of the most combat crew in order to glorify it for centuries and in the newspaper.

And the pilots do not like to be photographed against the backdrop of aircraft, well, there is a belief that all sorts of troubles are possible later.



In short, this photographer complained to the political department of the division, saying that nothing was working out, the pilots did not want to be glorified.

The political department appointed the crew of the squadron's political officer for the photo session, arguing that they, the political officers, should not believe in all sorts of nonsense.

The crew had to take pictures.

But the photo didn’t make it to the newspaper, they didn’t like it at the top that the commander’s suit sleeves were rolled up “like an SS man,” while the right-wingers and the VSR hold their hands behind their backs, like convicts.


The crew of the political officer of the squadron

History of 2


Somehow a group from some military magazine arrived, they decided to write a report about military women, well, like “They serve next to us.” And they asked them to choose not a fashion model, but a real military woman, and so that there was something to praise for, not only for the bulge of the figure.

As a senior "for all women", I offered them Larisa, a senior warrant officer from a combat unit, an excellent specialist, pretty, but moderately figured in all places, especially between the arms, and with a cool character. Her husband, lieutenant colonel, unit commander, when he was “with a smell”, was afraid to go home, she could react inadequately.

In short, I sent a photographer with a political officer to the combat department, to capture Larisa, and I myself began to tell the correspondent about her military exploits. But the political officer called me and said that Larisa flatly turned out to be photographed, she was embarrassed and even rolled up her sleeves, and this is fraught with injuries.

I had to go to Larisa myself and negotiate:

- Stop being shy, you will glorify our regiment throughout the country.

- I'm not ready, not so made up, and in general: I'm in a civilian dress ...

“A military shirt will be found for you at headquarters, a tie is not needed, and you fix your war paint, practice a mysterious smile, calm down, and we will succeed.” And in general, you are a military man, but “the elder ordered” you!

The aunts brought a military shirt, well, a little smaller, but that's okay. Larisa calmed down, and began a photo session at the workplace, at the table. And everything went well, but at the final stage, Larisa took a deep breath, straightened her shoulders, two buttons on her shirt flew off, and the photographer involuntarily photographed all the inner richness of her nature, which fell out on the table.

Without waiting for further developments, I quickly slipped out of the office.

But the photographer and the political officer left the combat department already forcibly, with the help of Larisa.

Nothing came of them with the report...

And for a long time, the political officer blackmailed Larisa by publishing the last picture if she did not quickly draw up the documents he needed.

History of 3


The well-known came to us naval a journalist, already a lieutenant colonel, although he called himself a captain of the second rank, I don’t know why.

Together with him, his muse arrived in lieutenant's shoulder straps, model appearance and the same mind, judging by her behavior.
The political officer of the regiment somehow got excited, dragged them to his office and even dug out a box of sweets in his bins, which he laid out on the table in addition to the lard, which he offered as the main snack for diluted alcohol.

I did not participate in the event, there is nothing for me to talk about with representatives of this profession, and there is no need.

After some time, the political officer came to me and asked me to give a tour of the headquarters for the journalist, hoping to be alone with his muse.

I don’t know what he hoped for, because he was not only much shorter, but also much thicker than this girl.

I told all this directly to the political officer and said, to which he replied that I did not understand anything about girls or political officers.

I didn’t argue with this “little giant of big sex”, I took the journalist away, showed him the command post, where everything rings and flashes, and then brought him to my office, poured vodka, otherwise he somehow became sad, and asked:

– What are you grieving about? Are you worried about your girl? Don't be afraid, the political officer won't even jump anywhere.

- Why do I need this girl ... You see, I'm tired of writing about swift supersonic missile carriers and about sailors who courageously keep watch. I want to write something epic, through the ages... Well, to shoot, it shoots.

- And it's all? Found something to complain about. Give me one more, and I will make a “crossbow” in front of your eyes, I will allow you to write about me and my brother. Like our father, lieutenant colonel, naval navigator aviation, raised two lieutenant colonels, two naval aviation navigators, who became chiefs of staff of two anti-submarine regiments. Everything is here for you - through the centuries, and the dynasty, and continuity, and you can even write about wives, both are senior ensigns, you can even mention the mysterious identical fate of the twins.

- So I'm proud of it. I wanted to write about this, but at the headquarters of the Pacific Fleet Air Force I was categorically asked not to write about you.

- What motivated you? Envy future glory?

- Perhaps, but they said about something else - they say, it’s difficult with them even now, and if you write about them in the newspaper, then they will completely unbelt.

“Well, then don’t write, since you didn’t recommend it, I can’t help you with anything else.

We drank one more and went to the political officer, foiling his cunning plan to seduce the lieutenant.
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  1. +6
    23 January 2022 18: 23
    I have nothing to talk about with representatives of this profession, and there is no need.

    That's for sure. It's all going to be screwed up anyway
  2. -14
    23 January 2022 18: 32
    Bez, stop doing "artistic whistling", it's not funny. No correspondents were allowed into the combat regiments, there was no such need.
    Salo, alcohol, clumsy political officer, lieutenant - not tired of lying?
    1. +7
      23 January 2022 18: 59
      Anyone can offend a writer, but - "He expounds well, dog," Ostap whispered in Ippolit Matveyevich's ear, "study."
      1. -5
        23 January 2022 19: 07
        Quote: podval57
        Well poses, dog

        Bender did not mean the writer, but the drunken fitter Mechnikov, who spoke in this way.
        There is some kind of mystical connection here, which Bez talks about, a drunken navigator - a drunken fitter.
    2. +17
      23 January 2022 19: 09
      Quote: bober1982
      correspondents were not allowed into combat regiments

      Excuse me, but I ask you to add words in the comments "where I served"so that your comment looks like this - "correspondents in combat regiments, where i served, they didn’t let them in. "And it will be immediately clear to everyone that you don’t understand anything in the affairs of naval aviation, and with your comments you simply attract attention to yourself.
      1. +3
        23 January 2022 19: 13
        Quote: Bez 310
        so that your comment looks like this - "correspondents were not allowed into the combat regiments where I served."

        These comrades were not allowed into the combat regiments on the Yak-28 and Su-24, there were 7 (seven) such regiments, where I served.
        1. +12
          23 January 2022 19: 19
          Quote: bober1982
          where I served.

          Well, you can if you want!
    3. +2
      23 January 2022 19: 23
      And don't say... begging blackmailed the regiment commander's wife wassat...this makes no sense... request better to read Skomorokhov bully
      1. -5
        23 January 2022 19: 25
        Quote: Popuas
        begging blackmailed the wife of the regiment commander

        I overate bacon with chocolate, washed down with alcohol, it turns out like this.
      2. +4
        23 January 2022 19: 30
        Quote: Popuas
        begging blackmailed the wife of the regiment commander

        Where did you read about it?
        1. +1
          23 January 2022 19: 42
          Story 2 ... about the ensign Larisa, the wife of the lieutenant colonel of the unit commander ... And the last paragraph about blackmailing Larisa by the political officer ... feel
          1. +3
            23 January 2022 19: 44
            Quote: Popuas
            the wife of the lieutenant colonel commander of the unit ...

            Understood ... I realized that some already know how to read, but have not yet learned to understand what they read.
            The regimental commander and the unit commander are "two big differences."
            1. +1
              23 January 2022 19: 46
              Well, I wrote it wrong in the first comment, but the essence is the same wink ... I served in 693 SMEs ... and part 66431 ... so what should I call the regiment commander? ... regiment commander or unit commander hi ...?
              1. +1
                23 January 2022 19: 48
                Quote: Popuas
                Well I spelled it wrong

                Yes, and misunderstood. Unit commander - the commander of one of the support units.
                You can't apologize...
                1. 0
                  23 January 2022 19: 51
                  Why apologize? request for the fact that there is no word, security in the text, ... or for the fact that you began to wag the 'loin' part laughing ... I understood everything correctly, but you should admit your mistake ... and disperse on that hi
                2. -2
                  23 January 2022 19: 59
                  I realized that some already know how to read, but have not yet learned to understand what they read.

                  You can't apologize...

                  that you don’t understand anything about naval aviation

                  Tell me, on what basis do you communicate like this with your readers? Do you consider yourself a writer? So no, you still have as far as China before the writer ... Are you offended that they say not what you want to hear? So this is life, no one promised.
                  Well, that's me, nudu...
                  Seriously, if you already undertook to write something, then accept the fact that in addition to fans of your sketches, there will be those who disagree with something. And the way you communicate with commentators suggests that you still need to write to the table, you don’t have an adequate perception of dialogue with different groups of readers ..
                  PS I'm like that myself, so I'm not trying to put my own to the public
                  1. +5
                    23 January 2022 20: 22
                    Quote: Mitroha
                    Do you consider yourself a writer?

                    I will answer briefly - I have already said that I have nothing to do with writers.
                    Quote: Mitroha
                    Himself such

                    So, I'm not like that.
                    Quote: Mitroha
                    How do you interact with commentators?

                    How can I communicate with those who do not write anything other than "vysvrete" in their comments, I will decide for myself, and if the site command does not remove the results of this communication, then I do not violate the Site Rules. Well, if in the heat of communication I break something, the command will correct me.
                    1. -4
                      23 January 2022 20: 43
                      Quote: Bez 310
                      So, I'm not like that.

                      I am said to be the last letter of the alphabet.
                      and if the site command does not remove

                      Then you think that it is possible to be rude to people, moreover, blaming the administration
                      hmmm... that explains a lot
                      1. +6
                        23 January 2022 20: 52
                        Quote: Mitroha
                        Do you think people can be rude

                        I think that "it is not possible", maybe you misunderstand something. But enough about me, comment on the story.
                      2. +1
                        24 January 2022 17: 13
                        Bez, can you tell us something "sharp", from which the secrecy stamp has been removed. Or one that we can already talk about. Surely there are such stories. For example, my father served in Chukotka from 1949 to 1951, as he told how the Americans on their famous "flying fortress" constantly shot down the long-range radio antenna, became impudent, so ours on the MIG-15 ambushed them and let them go to the bottom of the Chukchi Sea, after that the antenna no one hit.
                      3. -1
                        24 January 2022 17: 49
                        Quote: Fan-Fan
                        Bez, can you tell us something "sharp", from which the secrecy stamp has been removed.

                        I ended my service in the MRA on Tu-22m3 aircraft, they are still in service, so I can’t say anything “sharp”.
                        And in the PLA, I finished my service in the Tu-142 regiment, they are also in the ranks ...
                        Once upon a time, I told how our regiment delivered a tactical missile attack on an aircraft carrier, I don’t want to repeat myself.
                3. +2
                  24 January 2022 09: 27
                  Her husband, lieutenant colonel, unit commander, when he was “with a smell”, was afraid to go home, she could react inadequately.
                  was in our Separate Communications Company, deputy technical officer. In the rank of midshipman (namely midshipman) by the name of Khripunov (in common people - Khryap). The sprout was quite small, as usual, he liked to lay behind the collar on the territory of the unit after work and office days. Often touched (well, how without it?). Then his dearest wife was called by phone (with outstanding weight and size characteristics in every sense). She came with children's sledges, carefully and gently packed our midshipman on them (imagine a picture) and gently carried the sleigh with her husband's body to the family nest. laughing How did she raise him to the floor, alas .... the people's memory did not convey anything for history. hi
                4. 0
                  24 January 2022 12: 38
                  Got out anyway. But stop lying, although you do it cool.
              2. +4
                23 January 2022 22: 07
                Quote: Popuas
                I served in 693 MSP ... and part 66431 ... so what should I call the regiment commander? ... regiment commander or unit commander ...?

                half commander wassat
      3. +2
        24 January 2022 07: 53
        Quote: Popuas
        ..pray blackmailed the wife of the regiment commander

        So yesterday I was hooked on for something, and did not appreciate the main message - the wife of the regiment commander cannot be "blackmailed", they say, she is the "first lady of the regiment", well, just a princess, and nothing more.
        And I will say this - it is possible, and even necessary. It's just that in an aviation regiment the attitude towards the regiment commander is completely different than in a motorized rifle regiment. I could tell a few cases about the “regiment commander’s wife”, but I won’t, I don’t like it ...
        1. +1
          24 January 2022 09: 48
          Oh well ... I already forgot about you and the commander's wife smile
  3. +13
    23 January 2022 18: 33
    Don't like political officers - you just don't know how to cook them laughing article credit, have fun drinks
  4. +6
    23 January 2022 18: 56
    A well-known naval journalist flew to us, even a lieutenant colonel, although he called himself a captain of the second rank, I don’t know why.

    In the Navy, any quartermaster and head of the club want to show themselves as a mareman, and that he is not a "senior pyrotechnic technician, junior lieutenant technician."
  5. +11
    23 January 2022 19: 00
    The arrival of correspondents in the unit is a killer for the rank and file. This is an "extraordinary" lawn mowing and an extremely careful collection of cigarette butts in the territory assigned to the company
    in the summer and shoveling snow in the winter, giving the snow dumps a regular rectangular shape. These are "checkers" on the central aisle of the barracks floor, with obscenities performed by the outfit at night ...
    This is dressing up in a "parade" or in a new field with the need to iron it, standing in line for an iron.
    It was, it was. And it seems that my dull face in the background of the photo in the Suvorov Onslaught newspaper lit up.
    And also the TV correspondents of the Khabarovsk television came to the unit. I, as a Komsomol organizer of the company, was entrusted to communicate ...
    1. 0
      23 January 2022 20: 37
      Where did you serve in Khabarovsk?
    2. +3
      24 January 2022 00: 57
      We didn't have anything like that. They came a couple of times from the newspaper of the district - not often, by the way - I was the Komsomol organizer of a separate company, in the battalions the Komsomol organizers were officers - they asked something, wrote down the names, then they themselves wrote a note and signed on my behalf. Photo even once horrible, I remember. Nothing special.
  6. +8
    23 January 2022 19: 14
    In the summer of 1976, a photojournalist from the district newspaper Krasny Boets (that's what the UrVO newspaper was called, if memory serves) came to our training Sivash motorized rifle division. For some reason, he was sent to our sapper battalion. Our platoon was assigned to him for photo shooting. The correspondent began his photo shoot, filmed in groups of two or three fighters, some of whom he photographed dressing the OZK, others laying anti-tank mines, the third with probes in search of mines or with mine detectors, the fourth just with machine guns on the run. Carefully write down the names of the participants.
    Only two cadets at that time were sleeping in the bushes, because the sergeants were not up to them ...
    And when it's time to sleep...
    A month later, the newspaper began to publish photographs of glorious warriors with appropriate comments. "Motorized infantry of the training company ....... ov and ..... inin", "Warriors chemists ..... tsko and .... vich are decontaminating the area", "" Miners .... ov and .... ov carry out mining in a tank-dangerous direction", "Sappers ...... bko and ...... yaev make a passage in a minefield". Well, and so all the photos were published. The heroes of the events, who saw themselves in the newspaper, cut out photos and sent home. Only my friend and I had nothing to send. After all, we slept for three hours of photography. And the friend laughs: Yes, we are not supposed to take pictures. We have a business trip abroad (training was preparing shots for the GSVG).
    1. 0
      19 February 2022 17: 27
      But when the correspondents of the Combat Watch came to our school, everyone was in the classroom in the training department. And in the company there is only an internal service outfit on duty and 3 orderlies.
      Correspondents did not bother too much, took a picture of us. And in the newspaper they painted the supposedly excellent students of the UBiPP, although everyone knows who usually serves in the outfits. So, as before, they lied in the media, and now.
  7. +6
    23 January 2022 20: 48
    Quote: Andrey VOV
    Where did you serve in Khabarovsk?

    near Khabarovsk. Prince - Volkonka. "Land of marshes, antennas, and mosquitoes". DMB1988.
    Been to Khabar on "business trips" from the unit to clear the Khabarovsk aluminum
    plant from snow, for loading and unloading red lead at some chemical depot, and
    "Leader".
  8. +6
    23 January 2022 20: 54
    I don't like journalists.
    One year in the 90s I was standing in a smoking room on the street, a gazebo near the porch.
    Suddenly, some trinity from our headquarters falls out, with a video camera, a tripod and other ammunition. A landscape is casually shot from the shoulder, including me with a cigarette.
    Then congratulations pour in from acquaintances: I hit the TV! I haven’t seen it myself, but the plot is something like this (fashionable during the perestroika years): the Committee of Soldiers’ Mothers continues to advocate for the abolition of compulsory conscription into the army, where their children will certainly be beaten, tortured and mocked! And all this for some reason against the background of me in the smoking room!
    This is how our "independent journalism" was born, after which one wants to beat and torture journalists of this kind.
    1. +4
      23 January 2022 22: 09
      Quote: faterdom
      I don't like journalists. ..This is how our "independent journalism" was born, after which one wants to beat and torment journalists of this kind.
      they are enemies in their purest form ... Already "democracy" was marching at full speed across the Country and the guys fell together, eternal memory to them ... Local journalists wrote this, in the end they called the editor and simply asked - have a conscience .. this little bastard answered : - And we are not responsible ... For the caponier they would be ....
    2. +6
      23 January 2022 23: 06
      This is how our "independent journalism" was born, after which one wants to fight journalists of this kind.

      Previously, she was "born", from the year 86 ... Such is the main message "Here are the cool guys, but I'm a journalist. The most-most is also cool, but modest, love me with the whole country."
      There was a certain Leshchinsky. And about his talents for "staging" and his arrogant and lordly attitude towards everyone below the general I know from eyewitnesses in Kunduz and "Lashkarevka", whom I believe as myself.
      But who managed to charm all the men with their behavior - you won’t believe it. Anna Weske. The guys showed pictures of her hugging on the platform of Kunduz as if she were the Queen of England. And not a dirty word even as a joke. But she was beautiful then.
  9. +3
    23 January 2022 23: 41
    [quote = Pete Mitchell] For a caponier they would be .... [/ quote
    It’s still inhumane for the caponier ... And for the cartridges, the spent cartridges in peacetime
    hand over . Crowbars, pick and shovels in their hands, let the caponier in the rocky ground in the winter
    time will dig...
  10. +4
    24 January 2022 01: 05
    Like our father, lieutenant colonel, naval aviation navigator, raised two lieutenant colonels, two naval aviation navigators, who became chiefs of staff of two anti-submarine regiments. Everything is here for you - and through the centuries, and the dynasty, and continuity

    I read all the comments.
    For some reason, commentators are worried about all sorts of garbage, but no one paid attention to this ...
    Respect, Mikhail Vladimirovich!
  11. -1
    24 January 2022 01: 43
    I do not believe. Dot.
    1. +2
      24 January 2022 07: 56
      Quote: avia12005
      I do not believe. Dot.

      And do not need ellipsis.
  12. +2
    24 January 2022 04: 34

    A well-known naval journalist flew to us, even a lieutenant colonel, although he called himself a captain of the second rank, I don’t know why.

    Together with him, his muse arrived in lieutenant's shoulder straps, model appearance and the same mind, judging by her behavior.
    The political officer of the regiment somehow got excited, dragged them to his office and even dug out a box of sweets in his bins, which he laid out on the table in addition to the lard, which he offered as the main snack for diluted alcohol.

    I did not participate in the event, there is nothing for me to talk about with representatives of this profession, and there is no need.

    However, it is strange, the author writes, that he did not participate in the event, but saw a box of chocolates, lard and alcohol. Did you insert a video camera into the room, or some other device? wassat bully
    And even more - the author "draws" pictures worse than any political officer, they already take envy! bully
  13. 0
    24 January 2022 09: 02
    All these "...... swishes and herrists" Bez 100 are complete garbage - write whatever you want. Because you write the Truth ....... Sincerely, BBS.
  14. +1
    24 January 2022 14: 28
    Take a photo at a military airfield?! Well, let it go! Military pilots have such superstition - that's for sure!
  15. 0
    25 January 2022 08: 05
    In the year 2003, a correspondent from the "Flag of the Motherland" came to our garrison (43 OMSHAP, MA Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation). The political officer shows him a victim - a starley (I won’t name his last name, he’s still serving) And a week later an article is published from the Black Sea Murzilka about how awesome everything is in our combat and especially in everyday life. And then in the part that in the "battle", that in the "everyday life" there was just a complete opa! No flights, no housing, no water (by the time the article was published, the cold one had just been turned off. At first, only the lazy didn’t kick the officer for his “enthusiasm” with the conditions, especially his wife.
    - "What are you, ..... such, composed?"
    - "Yes, they only asked me for my full name and what my wife's name is! The rest of the fable is from naval scribblers!"
    P.S. we were especially amused by the sincere indignation of these hacks when they regularly stopped by and saw their newspaper used as a tablecloth on the officer's table. Such emotions! They encroached on the sacred!
  16. +1
    25 January 2022 15: 20
    it would be better if this pisun-graphomaniac chopped firewood at the dacha, otherwise he was stunned by idleness and delusions of false grandeur

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