Missing pistol

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Missing pistol

The case that I will tell you about, I still cannot explain from the standpoint of common sense. Perhaps in all this stories there was also some second, hidden meaning, but I do not know it. In general, I will not speculate anything, I will simply tell everything the way I, an ordinary second navigator of the Tu-16, saw and perceived it.

Yakin


My brother and I flew as navigators-operators, lived in the regiment's dormitory, in room number 307.



Next to us, in room 305, lived the newly appointed navigator of our squadron's ship, a bachelor nicknamed "Yakin." He got his nickname because of the outward resemblance to the character of the film "Ivan Vasilyevich Changes Profession", had the same mustache and sideburns and was also keenly interested in pretty girls. So what? The bachelor has the right!

Yakin had a very calm character, he always smiled slightly, drank and smoked in moderation, in general, did not differ in anything special, and we can say that he was an exemplary officer.

Yakin and I were on good terms, we liked him for his calmness and some intelligence, which was rare in our country. aviation, which for the most part still remained worker-peasant.

It was Yakin who gave us a briefing on behavior at the first regimental banquet for my brother and me on the occasion of the New Year.

Well, you understand that Yakin was not only a simple brother-soldier and neighbor to us, but also a good comrade.

I have already said that due to the expansion of our airfield, due to the constant construction of new parking lots and the lengthening of the runway, one of the regiments of the division constantly flew to Sakhalin, to the Leonidovo airfield.

Usually this relocation began at the end of March, they stayed on Sakhalin until the end of April, celebrated the May holidays at the base, and after May 10 they flew away for the whole summer.

I liked to sit on Leonidovo. Despite some domestic disorder, the living conditions somewhat resembled summer cottages, and the general relaxation made it possible not to strain.

In general, I loved these seats ...

Well, how not to love?

Summer, warm, planes stand right next to the barracks in which we live, all official events are of some kind of cartoon character, we fly for our own pleasure and relax without sparing ourselves. Rest on the river, red fish and caviar everywhere and in any quantity, an ear in which a spoon stands ...

What else does a young officer need?

In general, the regiment once again flew to Leonidovo and stayed there for the whole summer.

They put things in order in the garrison, remembered the area of ​​flights, carried out preparations for flights for the entire period and began to deal only with flights and nothing more.

They flew 2-3 shifts a week, "at least" they flew "from duty in the prone position", on Saturday - the official "bath and glass day", on Sunday - rest on the river.

Not a service, but just some kind of paramilitary pioneer camp with an aviation bias.


On Leonidovo

When the regiment flies to Sakhalin to perform flights from the Leonidovo airfield, the headquarters of the regiment, almost in full force, except for the flight one, remains in place, at the base airfield, and continues to function normally, receiving the necessary information about the work of the regiment by telephone and telegraph.

Also, the technical and operational unit (TECh) of the regiment remains at the place of permanent deployment. This is such a special technical unit for carrying out periodic technical work on the aircraft of the regiment.

The personnel of the squadrons, flight and technical, who for various reasons did not get to Sakhalin, under the leadership of the chiefs of staff of the squadrons, are mainly engaged in service, that is, in military terms, they go to the outfits "every other day on the belt." Well, maybe not every other day, but very often.

The chiefs of staff of the squadrons act according to a long-established scheme - they determine the officers who will go to the same outfit, draw up a duty schedule for a month, and these officers will not be used anywhere else.

For example, a couple of officers are selected, a regiment duty officer and his assistant, they are given a duty schedule, the acting chief of staff of the regiment instructs them to tears, and no one else is looking for them in the service, they act independently according to the internal service plan.

This pair comes to the divorce of the daily order at the appointed time, accepts the order from the same pair from another squadron and serves in accordance with the order and rules.

Of course, with the constant change of the same duty officers, informal relations are established between them, facilitating both the acceptance and delivery of duty, and the service itself.

Usually, the entire flight crew departs for Sakhalin for flights during the "minimum weather", but those who leave the planned vacation do not always depart for Sakhalin.

Sometimes, the command decides that it is not expedient to restore the crew after a vacation on Sakhalin, perhaps the weather does not correspond to this or there are not enough aircraft to solve more important tasks, and then this crew falls into the “planned table” of the squadron chief of staff, that is, begins to go to outfits as above.

The crew of navigator Yakin, whom I told you about, spent most of the Sakhalin term on a planned vacation, and after they arrived at the regiment, the squadron commander decided not to call this crew to Sakhalin, due to the fact that the regiment began to actively fly "minimum weather", there are simply no conditions for the crew to recover after the vacation, and the period of the business trip was already coming to an end.

In connection with this situation, the crew fell into the hands of the chief of staff of the squadron, who distributed the guys into different outfits. Yakin got the permanent position of assistant on duty for the regiment, which he performed with unenviable constancy.

Who is the “duty officer”, what does he do?

This is an officer with the rank of captain, in the position of commander of the ship or head of the service group, who is assigned to the outfit for the day, is responsible for maintaining internal order in the regiment, serving as a daily outfit, and also for the safety weapons and ammunition, which are stored in safes, in the room on duty for the regiment.

The regimental duty officer is assisted by the regimental duty officer, who performs his duties during the duty officer's sleep (no more than 4 hours) and does everything that the duty officer says, of course, within the limits of what is permitted and within reason.

Of course, at a time when the regiment is on Sakhalin, the internal service is greatly simplified, the personnel and all the commanders are absent, there is no one to be afraid of, and the temporary commanders are already so accustomed to the same people in outfits that from monitoring their service for a long time eliminated themselves.

I hope that most readers have already understood the situation - the main part of the regiment was on Sakhalin, the remnants of the regiment at the base served to protect the objects of the regiment, themselves and preserve the personal weapons of officers and ensigns.

The pistols of officers and ensigns were kept in the regiment duty officer's room in large safes; the pistols in the safes were located very strangely, in two rows, quite inconvenient for counting when checking the presence of weapons during the reception of the regiment's duty.

Many pistols of the flight crew were on Sakhalin, since it was forbidden for us to fly without personal weapons.

Despite the slight mess both on Sakhalin and at the permanent base, no global incidents happened, the regiment completed the assigned tasks in a planned manner and flew to the base airfield.

All pistols were handed over to the duty officer of the regiment, and the people rushed to meet with their relatives and friends.

Incident


But in the evening something terrible happened!

The new officer on duty for the regiment, while taking duty, when counting pistols, discovered a shortage of one pistol.

And it began ...

At first they counted the pistols many times, and suddenly where they "fell", then they built a regiment and interviewed all the personnel, and suddenly someone "forgot" to hand over after the flight, but then I had to report to the division headquarters, to the aviation headquarters, to the headquarters fleet, and the search for the missing gun went to a completely different level.

In Soviet times, it was very difficult, but almost impossible, to lose weapons in peacetime. It is now in all television series that they show how "military" and "cops" sell and lose pistols, but in our time everything was completely different.

The regiment was suspended from all tasks except searching for the missing pistol.

A pack of all sorts of military prosecutors, investigators and “special officers” (a special department is the military counterintelligence of the KGB) flew in, and they all began to “dig” according to their plans and directions.

And the personnel of the regiment was engaged in nonsense - a physical search. Each unit was assigned a piece of territory, and we went and searched.

Of course, we did not find anything, we only got tired of the meaningless work, cursed both that gun and the one who lost or stole it.

Many, especially those who served in the army, know that if the military is not busy, they start drinking.

This applies equally and even more to officers, as they have more opportunities in this regard.

In general, a slightly hidden wholesale drunkenness began in the regiment.

In the morning, at the formation, everyone was allocated areas to “search for a gun”, and the people dispersed to the garages, where they drank and discussed the situation.

A general opinion has formed - everything is tired to hell, there is no strength to endure, so you can sleep.

While the regiment was quietly drinking in the garages, all these prosecutors, investigators and "special officers" found out that the pistol had disappeared at the base, at the time when the regiment was sitting on Sakhalin.

It was not possible to establish the exact time of the disappearance of weapons, due to negligent service during the general relaxation.

It turned out that the "permanent" officers on duty in the regiment relaxed to the point that they took duty without counting the weapons, they say, why count them if tomorrow they hand over the duty to the same officer.

In general, we began to work closely with three pairs of officers who constantly went to the outfit on duty in the regiment and their assistants.

"Criminal Yakin"


This whole mess continued for some more time, and then shocking news arrived - in the morning, at the entrance to the flight canteen, "special officers" detained navigator Yakin.

No one understood anything, but just in case, Yakin was renamed and they began to call him now in a different way - “criminal Yakin”.

They stopped looking for a gun, and therefore drinking in garages, but there was no clarity in what was happening, we were not informed about anything, and we collected information bit by bit.

From those who were on suspicion, that is, they constantly went to this ill-fated outfit, we learned that the “criminal Yakin” was identified by traces of gun grease on the belt of his trousers and on the lining of his tunic.

It turned out that the “criminal Yakin” stole the pistol at the moment when the regiment duty officer counted the pistols, instructed the “criminal Yakin” to close the safe, and he himself moved on to the next safe. “Criminal Yakin” put the pistol in his pants belt and closed the safe, then quietly took out the pistol and hid it in the attic of the neighboring regiment's dormitory. During the duty shift the next day, the pistols were not counted.

In general, we understood the technology of theft and the whole bunch of violations on the part of the regiment’s duty officers, but the main question that haunted us remained open - why did the “criminal Yakin” need a gun?

But we had no connection with the “criminal Yakin”, and we could only guess about possible motives.

Some clarity was introduced by the father of the "criminal Yakin", who flew to the garrison from Leningrad.

It turned out that the father of the “criminal Yakin” was some kind of big boss in the KGB of the Leningrad Region, and he made every effort to ensure that his son was not punished very severely.

Once we were gathered for an officers' meeting, the regiment commander muttered something indistinctly and gave the floor to an unknown man in civilian clothes.

It was the father of the “criminal Yakin”, he told us something, we did not understand anything, except that he wants, as they say now, to smear his son.

To a direct question about the reasons for this wild act, the father replied that the "criminal Yakin" thus protested against something and wanted to quit the army.

In general, he did not convince us of anything, we really did not understand anything.

The meeting ended in nothing.

Some time later, at the regimental formation, the regiment commander informed us that the father of the “criminal Yakin” turned to the regiment with a request to take the “criminal Yakin” “on bail”.

The mechanism of this event is not clear to me and so far, in general, no one has taken anyone anywhere.

After some time, we were informed that the “criminal Yakin” had been sentenced, it seems, for one year and would serve his term in “chemistry”, that is, in a colony-settlement in the Komsomolsk-on-Amur region.

We didn’t know anything more about him, only there was a rumor that after his release, Yakin got a job in civil aviation and flew the An-24 around the Far East.

In our regiment, no one was globally punished, so they gave out “reprimands” and “service inconsistencies”.

I remember that the commander of the Wushan regiment belatedly shared his suspicions: “I began to look at him a long time ago, quit smoking, stopped drinking ... This is suspicious ...”.

The “Ushan” itself was “severely punished” by being transferred to the Baltic Fleet as a regiment commander in Ostrov.

This is what happened in our regiment.

As I said at the beginning of the story, I still did not understand what it really was?
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  1. +19
    21 January 2022 18: 09
    I want to warn you right away - I am not responsible for this layout (each sentence is a separate paragraph).
    1. +1
      21 January 2022 18: 21
      There's some kind of glitch backed up.
    2. +12
      21 January 2022 18: 43
      Good Michael. If it’s not difficult, but wasn’t your weapon personally fixed? Of course, we had enough insanity of our own (it came that the deputy for combating personnel from the chief of staff removed the outfit from the patrol and checked a series of cartridges). entry with all the consequences.
      1. +6
        21 January 2022 19: 18
        Quote: zadorin1974
        But didn’t you personally fix your weapons?

        Personally. Each officer received a pistol in the warehouse, then handed it over to the regiment, to the weapons storage room, and received it from the regiment's duty officer, if necessary, according to an extract from the Order, certified by the regiment's chief of staff.
        1. +9
          21 January 2022 19: 27
          Why did he ask us, we would have parked the one for whom the missing pistol was assigned on the very first day. But if the substitute was on hand, only three assistants on duty (access to the gun room) would be blown. Just its own specifics.
          1. +4
            22 January 2022 15: 41
            In the Ministry of Internal Affairs, a substitute card.
            1. +2
              22 January 2022 16: 45
              That's right, sometimes you're just in a hurry. You also hand over the deputy to the duty room, when you get documents and keys to the car with a ticket and a route. But in the regions, although not big, they have their own traditions. With respect))))))
            2. 0
              27 January 2022 10: 21
              In the 90s, only nuts in the offices were not pricked with pistols. And nothing. Nothing was lost. But the biggest "plus" of PMa is that it is very convenient to open beer bottles.
              1. +2
                27 January 2022 11: 29
                Quote: Andrey Nikolaevich
                But the biggest "plus" of PMa is that it is very convenient to open beer bottles.

                And the PM was used by OBKhSS'nikami as a weight standard. The weight is known in advance to the gram and is always at hand. Very, they say, suitable for checking trading scales.
        2. +7
          21 January 2022 19: 45
          With an entry in the book for issuing weapons or a substitute (a card that was put in your place in the closet), well, this is on alarm.
          The death of a serviceman, the loss (theft) of weapons or secret documents are the most punishable. And they screw everyone.
          And for the loss and theft, and damage (unintentional natural) of property and even military equipment (I won’t talk about the plane, I don’t know), 1/3 of the salary got off relatively easily (though until 1983, then more).
          1. +9
            21 January 2022 22: 47
            Ha. my father-in-law told me that his subordinate’s secret document was blown away by the wind) and he served in the nine KGB ... on Smolensk Square. like walking in the yard thoughtful, the wind and the document carried away. I must say that they have a square-type building there - they can’t go anywhere ... they looked for everything) they didn’t find it. wanted to put him on trial, but agreed to a strict penalty. in general, the culprit for a long time haunted. although he remained in service
        3. Aag
          +5
          21 January 2022 20: 54
          Michael! Thanks!
          Can you clarify the year of events? And then we also lost machine guns under similar circumstances ... We found ... But the sediment remained ...)))
          1. +5
            21 January 2022 21: 10
            Quote: AAG
            Can you clarify the year of events?

            I do not remember exactly.
            Approximately - 80th ...
            1. Aag
              +11
              21 January 2022 21: 57
              Quote: Bez 310
              Quote: AAG
              Can you clarify the year of events?

              I do not remember exactly.
              Approximately - 80th ...

              Thank you! ... In our Strategic Missile Forces, the mess began later, after the 91st, 93rd years ...
              Although, it seems, according to your presentation, you yourself are at a loss about what happened ... However, it seems that almost every one of the servicemen, if desired, will be able to dig up in his memory more than one similar, or even more outrageous episode ... hi
              Which, however, (IMHO) does not at all beg for the years given to the Army (so that envious military pensions do not grudge there. By the way, let them rejoice - the average pension in the Russian Federation has almost caught up with the major's pension ...))) hi
              All the best .... And, I hope to continue the cycle! (Although, sometimes, I don’t share your views on Life, sometimes - on the service, but in any case - informative ... and simply - interesting! drinks )))
              1. +10
                22 January 2022 03: 44
                , You yourself are at a loss from what happened ... However, it seems that almost every one of the servicemen, if desired, will be able to dig up in his memory more than one similar, or even more outrageous episode ..

                "Search" Michael described very accurately. Exactly . Construction - and went to fumble through the woods next to the parking lot. The first day - carefully, then with a bunch of smoke breaks, then they went out of sight and sunbathed in the sun. Wives and household are indignant, we leave before dark, we return after dark. They find the loss, as always, special officers through "their channels."
                But with the incomprehensibility of the act - it was similar. They were also cadets. The fifth year, the person is calm, the family is more than prosperous and wealthy. And you get caught stealing money from your own people. And the little things, except to go to the buffet. A man disappeared, he was not released with us, they didn’t explain a damn thing to us. What a whim, I still can't figure it out.
                1. +15
                  22 January 2022 06: 33
                  Quote: dauria
                  a calm person, the family is more than prosperous and wealthy. And you get caught stealing money from your own people. And the little things, except to go to the buffet. A man disappeared, he was not released with us, they didn’t explain a damn thing to us.

                  I served urgently. It was similar. Translations from parents in the training disappeared. The man received at the post office - in the morning there is no money in his pocket. The orderlies watched, they themselves tried not to sleep (what is there ... In training, after a whole day of physio ...) - to no avail.
                  And then someone thought of going to the airfield to the flyers. In briquettes the size of a palm, they had uranine in NAZ. They "sprayed" it on banknotes, making a fictitious transfer to one guy. Slept well for the first night in weeks.
                  In the morning in the washbasin, greens flowed from the hands of one ... They beat him so that the guard, who had come running, even banged on the ceiling a couple of times, so as not to be killed. They dragged me to the "lip", in the evening of the same day they took me somewhere. We didn't hear from him again.
                  1. +1
                    27 January 2022 10: 31
                    In our studies, too, they found a rat. Found in the evening. In the morning, at the formation, the commander announced to everyone and called his last name and first name. An hour later, they loaded him into some kind of Kama and we didn’t see him again. The foreman said that they sent a cockroach somewhere into the darkness, out of sight.
                2. +1
                  22 January 2022 15: 55
                  But with the incomprehensibility of the act - it was similar. They were also cadets. The fifth year, the person is calm, the family is more than prosperous and wealthy. And you get caught stealing money from your own people. And the little things, except to go to the buffet. A man disappeared, he was not released with us, they didn’t explain a damn thing to us. What a whim, I still can't figure it out.

                  I had an episode in my cadet life when, being on duty at the course, I pulled out a "rat" caught red-handed at night so as not to score. First, it flew in like a tuberette in the dark, and then they almost expelled me. But now is not about that. I was at a neighboring faculty (but their barracks was one floor below ours on one staircase) a case similar to yours - 5th year, stole, quietly disappeared, etc. I forgot about him, until after 15 years I accidentally met at the wedding of friends, already being a reserve officer, that cadet, more precisely, comrade lieutenant colonel, not the same :) in civilian clothes. It turns out that he was simply taken out without noise and dust to another department to continue his service.
                  1. 0
                    27 January 2022 15: 52
                    Quote: Blue Fox
                    It turns out that he was simply taken out without noise and dust to another department to continue his service.

                    I don’t know where ours was taken, but there is definitely no place for him in the landing force.

                    Landing is a rather cramped place. We, compared with, say, the infantry, or "tractor operators", are few. And there is only one school. Everybody knows each other. And therefore, we don’t have rats - they are weeded out at the training stage (or KMB).
          2. +11
            22 January 2022 19: 53
            Quote: AAG
            under similar circumstances, they disappeared ... Found ... But the sediment remained ..
            Immediately after the collapse of the Union, when the head of the district was changed in our regiment, the commission unearthed the loss of several shells from the GSh-23 cannon and a couple, it seems, of the NURSos S-5 ... while no one could explain where we had two abandoned MiG-23x without documents, moreover, not our modification feel
            1. +1
              23 January 2022 21: 19
              After the collapse of the mess enough. I studied at the Kiev tank. And not very far away was the Naval Political School. They were one of the first to be disbanded. Ukraine did not need naval political officers. So we were told that after the next upheavals, they began to store boxes with weapons in the guardhouse. Not long - until the moment when they decide where to transfer it. In standard boxes, sealed. Guards - as in the article. The same ones change each other. All theirs. It's time for the transmission. A commission arrives, open the boxes, check the condition, check the numbers. One of the lower ones is missing several AK 74s.
              When did they disappear?
              They said that those who did not stand on guard that day began to be baptized, that it was not their "happiness" that fell to them, but the nachkara wanted to shoot himself. By the way, the machines were never found.
        4. +4
          23 January 2022 12: 04
          Here there is a defect of the deputy "for combating personnel." ""I began to look closely at him a long time ago, quit smoking, stopped drinking ... It's suspicious ...".
          As our sworn brothers say, if a person is not drunk, then he is guilty or sick, or a bastard.
        5. Eug
          0
          23 January 2022 17: 22
          And did you leave a replacement card when you left with a weapon on duty? We had a card - a substitute for the special officer - was constantly in the safe. And the pilots were not appointed to either the order for the regiment or the head of the guard. And so, like you, the head of the group (sometimes an engineer by profession, deputy squadron engineer), and MAP - from the technicians of the groups of the same unit. And dezh.po headquarters - an ensign with three soldiers, the service of which was part of the duties of the DC.
      2. +7
        23 January 2022 11: 45
        Deputy for combating personnel - just uiiiiiiil !!!
        belay laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing
    3. +1
      22 January 2022 18: 50
      It doesn't matter, but this is the truth of army life, it's a fact.
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    1. +18
      21 January 2022 18: 23
      PM? Well, it takes a lot of effort (not to collect). Unique.
      1. +11
        21 January 2022 18: 44
        If completely, up to the screw, it is quite possible not to assemble without a habit. The first time I couldn’t, I called an expert for help. I remember that in the duty room of the riot police they replaced the PMM with a pneumatic copy. They were also on duty on a relaxed basis. And so two or three cases a year with a loss, they usually forget it in a public toilet. (Ministry of Internal Affairs)
        1. +5
          21 January 2022 19: 19
          Good !!!! The police department generally gives out pearls on the brink of a foul. It’s easy to drown the barrel in a village toilet with an op5er))))) (by order for a day, the form is obligatory, and to carry the PM in the charter, and even fasten the trench coat, this instinct must be worked out wassat ) Under the laughter and the promise not to tell anyone, I fished for almost an hour. It probably happens once a year in the gunsmith’s pipe, but I saw it myself in the feeder with a hangover.
          1. +5
            21 January 2022 20: 51
            In our police department, a sergeant drowned a PM in a cesspool with a holster, slipped off his belt and into a push! I fished all night with a magnet from the duty suitcase of the task force.
            1. +8
              22 January 2022 00: 05
              In the 90s, the head of the department / deputy was armed with PSM, there were no operational holsters for them - they were dragged in adapted or self-made ones. Particularly valued were the production of the Moscow Equestrian Equipment Plant, made from horses. There was no demolition. The pistol is exceptionally stupid, you can’t put it in your pocket, although it seems to be called small-sized, such a PM is flattened, in addition you won’t find extra cartridges when you need it, in terms of production, holes make the villains small and useless in the body. In general, on New Year's Eve, almost in the process of celebrating, he treacherously fell out of the shoulder holster of one leader, fortunately - in the courtyard of the district. Those. here was on the body - and after a while it was gone. They began to look in the snow, they did not find it. At first they giggled, then it began to get dark. Finally, someone remembered the nearby airfield - from there they demanded an airfield heat engine for melting ice on the runway, it even started, because a good incentive was offered. But she didn’t get there - she found a pestle, otherwise she would have blown away the service building along with the staff, turning the neighborhood into a skating rink. Fortunately, then TPZ covered itself with a copper basin and stopped the production of 5,45 mm ammunition for PSM, which is why they were introduced to the urn - they were handed over to warehouses, replacing them with classics.
              1. 0
                24 January 2022 19: 24
                Well, don't tell me ... The thing is worthless, inconvenient, especially to put on the fuse - it bites your finger. But it makes holes well. The bullet is light, behaves like a 5,45 submachine gun. Where it will fly is unknown. In 1989 they took Patrak. He jumped from the second floor to the street. At this time, since lunch, the duty officer for the police department was walking (the former head of the criminal under which the development of this group began). He was aware of the arrest, he knew Patrak by sight. In short, he shot Patrak in the air. He nevertheless ran away (PSM has no stopping effect). We were looking for this asp for about half an hour. Found - ran into SDUSHOR and hid there. The ambulance didn't take me to the hospital. The bullet entered the abdomen, and almost exited (sticking out from under the skin) in the lower third of the thigh.
        2. 0
          24 January 2022 19: 18
          At the beginning, they teach complete disassembly of the PM. At least they taught in Soviet times.
      2. +4
        21 January 2022 19: 10
        Easy! How many times a year are PM shots in aviation? Otho...
        And so - they carry it in a jumpsuit or in a holster
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      4. +1
        22 January 2022 15: 45
        No, eu full if, but forget not knowing ... Maybe.
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    3. +7
      21 January 2022 23: 01
      Quote: Xlor
      We have one dollar ... he dismantled the gun, but could not assemble it ...

      Classic, historical even. Krenkel's memory wrote in his memoirs how they pinned Papanin on an ice floe. He loved to clean his beautiful personalized Mauser on Sundays. And the Mauser is such a thing, all sorts of dowels and cogs, when completely disassembled, there is a whole mountain. So that not a single shpuntik could be lost, Papanin always laid it out on a separate large white napkin. And on one such Sunday, one of Papanin's colleagues distracted him with some question, and at that moment Krenkel threw some spare piece of iron from the radio station onto his napkin. Also black and very cunningly curved. Then imagine .. Papanin collects his Mauser and there is an extra piece of iron on the napkin .. Krenkel writes that Papanin disassembled his Mauser twenty times and by the end he became so brutal that no one dared to admit this joke. laughing
      1. 0
        22 January 2022 00: 27
        Quote: Saxahorse
        Quote: Xlor
        We have one dollar ... he dismantled the gun, but could not assemble it ...

        Classic, historical even. Krenkel's memory wrote in his memoirs how they pinned Papanin on an ice floe. He loved to clean his beautiful personalized Mauser on Sundays. And the Mauser is such a thing, all sorts of dowels and cogs, when completely disassembled, there is a whole mountain. So that not a single shpuntik could be lost, Papanin always laid it out on a separate large white napkin. And on one such Sunday, one of Papanin's colleagues distracted him with some question, and at that moment Krenkel threw some spare piece of iron from the radio station onto his napkin. Also black and very cunningly curved. Then imagine .. Papanin collects his Mauser and there is an extra piece of iron on the napkin .. Krenkel writes that Papanin disassembled his Mauser twenty times and by the end he became so brutal that no one dared to admit this joke. laughing

        so they were perverted when applying for a job in Germany, they gave a disassembled unit and threw in an extra part, and then they looked at how someone would cope with the task. someone even found where to fasten, the Russians usually hid the part))
      2. +11
        22 January 2022 01: 34
        Funny and famous, but still a bike.
        There are not so many details in the Mauser, especially for a person who has taken it apart more than once

        The author of the tale is unknown, Mikhail Veller clothed it in a literary form in the collection "Legends of Nevsky Prospekt"
        1. +2
          22 January 2022 19: 04
          And there is! I read in some collection. However, I would not say that the number of Mauser parts is very small and their purpose is obvious. Throw a black flat spring here, and the owner of the gun will hesitate to determine which node it belongs to. laughing
        2. +1
          23 January 2022 13: 07
          I don’t know about the story, but Vladimir Sanin definitely has a similar episode, it seems, in "It's hard to let go of Antarctica."
          1. AAV
            0
            25 January 2022 13: 34
            Yes, there is such an episode, only in my opinion in the story "For those who are in the drift." Mechanic Filatov decided to play a trick on the pilot Belov. (a work of art, so the characters are naturally fictional)
        3. +1
          23 January 2022 21: 27
          Bayan "with a beard".
          We once had an electrician tell how he to a neighbor who was repairing a checkpoint from a Zhiguli and who did not want to drink 100 grams with him, also threw a gear from a feed cutter, and then admired how he sorted through the box until late at night.
          He (the electrician) immediately retold this story about Papanin. And, at the same time, they asked me not to fantasize anymore.
      3. +1
        22 January 2022 21: 55
        Krenkel does not have this episode in his memoir "RAEM - My Call Signs".
  3. +8
    21 January 2022 18: 20
    What can I say, everyone has their own cockroaches in their heads, someone else's soul is dark, we also escaped from the unit after serving a year and a half, then a disbat, did he need it? The warrior was quite adequate.
  4. +13
    21 January 2022 18: 22
    I quit smoking, I stopped drinking ... It's suspicious ...

    This is the most accurate indicator! Jokes aside. drinks
    We also had a fighter in the first company, the so-called "eternal brake". At night, a platoon on duty from the site came, let's hand over the weapons, but he doesn’t have a magazine in the machine. With ammo. And the road through the town passes for the most part. They raised the company on alarm and drove the snowdrifts to dig - 7km that mournful path. Three hours later found the store. He himself found the brake ... in his overcoat pocket. He explained that he was afraid to lose and unfastened it, put it in his pocket, got tired, forgot ... How much he then grabbed is another story. But this inadequate was removed from the unit a week later.
  5. +4
    21 January 2022 18: 23
    As I said at the beginning of the story, I still did not understand what it really was?

    "There are many things in the world, friend Horatio, that our wise men never dreamed of" W. Shakespeare
    A great article hi
  6. +6
    21 January 2022 18: 24
    Mikhail Vladimirovich, thanks for the story! The beginning of the year, I wish you a creative upsurge and tides of eloquence.
    You already announced this story earlier, the gun was mentioned in passing. Now there are details.

    Indeed, why did he do it? After all, there are a million ways to deal with offenders, complete the service without "flying" ...
    Or maybe the garrison was very lucky, because a murder or suicide with a service weapon is already an event of a much larger scale! From time to time we see sad reports about executions of colleagues... Gone, and good.
  7. +13
    21 January 2022 18: 36
    I don’t understand what is the point of looking for PM with the whole regiment?
    Take the "troika" on duty with assistants by the gills and shake until the gun falls out. Especially the extreme duty officer, he disappeared - he had to go to the stage.
    1. +3
      22 January 2022 14: 23
      As I understand it, the main task is to torture personnel. I remember in Chebarkul in 98 a machine gun was taken away from a sleeping guard, so the whole division was driven from the rise to the lights out for two weeks, until the machine gun was thrown and found.
    2. +7
      22 January 2022 20: 01
      Quote: Astra55
      I don’t understand what is the point of looking for PM with the whole regiment? ...

      There was such a time ... Later, after the collapse of the Union, in a related regiment, everyone had to jump through the groove on the path, God forbid it rains ... and then there was a check, anxiety, fuss, everything was running around ... And everyone was very happy when someone threw a box from AK - an excellent bridge turned out. And six months later, the regiment was under disbandment, all orders, moving ... And one smart major decided to privatize the box and use it for the benefit of moving. I tried to pull - it did not work, heavy. Opened - a complete set: 10 AK, 10 bayonet knives .... They hushed everything up quietly lol
  8. +5
    21 January 2022 18: 38
    We had a similar case in our unit, the whole division was looking for it. The thief was frightened or changed his mind and threw the gun into a dirty puddle, which had previously been filtered through gauze 50 times. The attacker was not found. At the shooting, until we collected all the spent cartridges back into zinc, we didn’t leave, everything was very strict. For demobilization, a search was carried out twice - in the unit and in the commandant's office, so as not to take anything away as a souvenir, and a photo of secret equipment. soldier
  9. +11
    21 January 2022 18: 46
    A pistol was not stolen from our regiment, it was lost, moreover, not by anyone, but by the regiment duty officer. A grandiose weekly search made it possible to find a lot of the most unexpected items, except for a pistol. The gun found ten days later the outfit on the territory of the general's dachas, in stones, on the seashore. How he got there has not been established.
  10. lot
    0
    21 January 2022 18: 47
    At one time, my father told me the same story about a cartridge. They also lost, they were also looking for, also an emergency. Northern Fleet. 70s
    1. +3
      21 January 2022 20: 47
      It is pointless to look for a cartridge, it is easily written off at the next firing
      1. lot
        +1
        21 January 2022 21: 39
        That's why he had it, so he wouldn't poison stories.
  11. +6
    21 January 2022 19: 04
    It is now in all television series that they show how "military" and "cops" sell and lose pistols

    This is in the cinema exclusively, a complete utopia. Loss, and even more so - theft of a service card is one of the most serious jambs among potential applicants for a military pension.
    “criminal Yakin” was sentenced, it seems, for one year and will serve a term in “chemistry”

    "Scoundrel Yakin" did not have a chance for a colony-settlement, according to the Criminal Code of the RSFSR, the theft of a service card is an INTENTIONAL HEAVY jamb.
    1. +3
      21 January 2022 19: 21
      Quote: impostor
      "Scoundrel Yakin" had no chance for a colony-settlement

      No, everything was as I wrote. Perhaps his father, a "big Chekist", helped.
      1. +3
        21 January 2022 19: 27
        Perhaps his father, the "big Chekist", helped

        The garrison military court is also in uniform, of course, but it is very difficult to even force it to conceal an outright falsification, such as the fact that the PM from the safe accidentally caught on the belt and fell out only after the seventh orgasm of the regimental with low social responsibility in the attic of the officer hostel, well-appointed for adultery .. .sorry for the skepticism ...
        1. +3
          21 January 2022 19: 37
          Quote: impostor
          pardon my skepticism...

          He told how it was.
          I can't help anymore, sorry...
          1. +1
            21 January 2022 19: 44
            And you know, lately I have forgotten how to be surprised at anything ... The social responsibility of this blindfolded one has become ...
          2. 0
            22 January 2022 02: 45
            So did you find the gun? Have you returned to the armory?
    2. +7
      21 January 2022 20: 03
      Quote: impostor
      The scoundrel Yakin "did not have a chance for a colony-settlement, according to the Criminal Code of the RSFSR, the theft of a service card is an INTENTIONAL HEAVY jamb.

      In 1997, a demobilization officer stole a pistol from a park duty officer from us. They gave the ensign 2 years ..
      This is not the point - the choice was 3 fighters. They were silent for a day. The deputy commander of the district flew in, went in, talked, after 5 minutes left and said "The pistol is under the railway bridge, by the bull."
      There was a crowd right away - after 20 minutes they jumped - they found it. And the general immediately flew away ...
      1. +1
        21 January 2022 21: 01
        This is not the point - the choice was 3 fighters. They were silent for a day. The deputy commander of the district flew in, went in, talked, after 5 minutes left and said "The pistol is under the railway bridge, by the bull."
        - Hmm, what circles of hell it was necessary to promise, and so that they would believe ...
        1. 0
          22 January 2022 20: 08
          I don’t know - I was at the airport ..... only the plane flew back in less than an hour - 10 minutes on the UAZ there, 10 back, 10 minutes for reports and conversation, 20 minutes for searches.
          I talked with everyone at once face to face - I didn’t let our special officers and strays into the office
      2. +4
        21 January 2022 21: 25
        We had a case where the driver of the Urals lost the automatic machine, explained that when the automatic machine was refueling, he put it on the fuel tank there and forgot it apparently fell out on the way to the unit, so no one was punished, though in Grozny it was 95g.
  12. 0
    21 January 2022 19: 08
    With a criminal conviction under a filthy article - and they took him to fly to Aeroflot in the border region. Well, the storyteller-scheherazade !!!
    The father of the GBshnik could attach his son to study in Novosibirsk as a special officer in the regiment - a fork captain / major and without such strains.
    1. +3
      21 January 2022 20: 30
      I think the GBshnik dad could also arrange for Aeroflot .. but in general, with such a dad, your assumption is logical .. but in life not everything is always logical ..
    2. +3
      21 January 2022 21: 03
      With a criminal conviction under a filthy article - and they took him to fly to Aeroflot in the border region. Well, the storyteller-scheherazade !!!
      - for example, on the An-2 to Yakutia, and where the hell are you going to fly ...
  13. +8
    21 January 2022 19: 33
    The missing gun is, of course, serious. But my father, an armaments engineer of a fighter regiment, said that he had an aircraft machine gun that was not accounted for anywhere, which he used to train his subordinate personnel.
    1. +5
      21 January 2022 20: 34
      At the beginning of 1986, at the beginning of my service as a "jacket" in the city of Voroshilovgrad (Ukraine) in a separate artillery brigade, we used an insert "barrel" in the MT-12B gun (its other name is "rapier") for training. After talking with one ensign, I found out that there are several of these barrels and not all of them are even registered, but they lie in a box in one of the hangars - that is, take one and remake it to spare. Yes, Gorbachev's "perestroika" was already in the yard, and the mess intensified in the army.
      Although, I remember the financial penalties for breakage or loss of military property were not weak: they paid 12 times for binoculars, the rest - from 3 times to 10 times (there was this table somewhere, but I could not find it quickly). Why do I remember the binoculars - the strap broke during the shooting and I dropped it in a hurry at the training ground. The next day he came with soldiers and found it. Otherwise, I would have flown in 1200 rubles ... Under the USSR, it was good money - equivalent to my five lieutenant salaries!
      1. +1
        22 January 2022 11: 44
        Weapons in 10x size. Shops were lost, bayonet-knives "disappeared".
      2. 0
        27 January 2022 11: 58
        Quote: Andrey Zhdanov-Nedilko
        .... Although, I remember the financial penalties for the breakdown or loss of military property were not weak: they paid 12 times for binoculars, the rest - from 3 times to 10 times (there was this table somewhere, but I could not quickly find ). ...

        It was, but there were exceptions .... The comrade told (who was not seen in empty chatter). The ensign-clothesman was dismissed from the service. There was a shortage of several sheepskin coats. They also charged the ensign 10 times the size. And the ensign seemed to agree, but not his wife !!! As a result, the court and the verdict of the court, the meaning of which is: "to recover from citizen Pupkin the RESIDUAL value of the missing property, and you can put the order for a 10-fold recovery in the toilet for carnations ..."
        1. 0
          27 January 2022 13: 16
          And the sheepskin coats were warm and beautiful! I remember these sheepskin coats well!!! I myself was tempted to take it, but I left the service in the summer, and it was not before that. Then I bought several of them in my life, but there was no army one. But three-toed mittens are still alive - I often take them to fishing and to the country.
    2. +7
      21 January 2022 21: 04
      there is always an unaccounted for, in any units with competent quartermasters ...
      1. +2
        21 January 2022 22: 09
        On ballistic stands, there can also be a lot of unaccounted for, however, there the trunks are mostly unrifled.
        1. +1
          27 January 2022 13: 17
          We had rifled ones - we just took some decommissioned rifles mod. 189 .... years and applied.
          1. 0
            27 January 2022 18: 08
            There were a couple of rifled ones, but mostly they were smooth, as they fired models, calibers - from 7,62 to 100 mm
  14. +3
    21 January 2022 19: 33
    Here we have...
    So NSh sent one .. beat with a "revolver" a package to deliver somewhere, by train.
    So he puffed not after the mission, but before it began. At night, the package began to protect and fire in all directions. It's a miracle he didn't hit anyone.
    NS was offended by me, because there was silt of our blood. However, I got a task from nsh ae and the commander. wink
    1. +2
      21 January 2022 19: 40
      So NSh sent one .. beat with a "revolver" a package to deliver somewhere

      Well, Duc defended the secret package, the hero, therefore, the drinking buddies attempted on the package, it turns out. Hero and pofik no blood. And what he didn’t hit, for that, on the lip, and then at the shooting range, until the standard is met laughing
      1. +3
        21 January 2022 19: 54
        Well, yes, it’s true, no one encroached on her.
        I imagined, from excessive libation.
        He did not become a hero, he went to master the national economy. wink
        1. +7
          21 January 2022 20: 07
          So in the service of the sovereign, or the chest in crosses or the head in the bushes ... And in this case, if there is no ingenuity ... Do you know how to do something?
  15. -3
    21 January 2022 19: 44
    Read the material.
    What the article is about is understandable, about the ubiquitous mess and squandering of people's money.
    What it is for is not at all clear.

    Author! But can you tell us about the hijacking of the latest aircraft by Viktor Belenko in 1976 in terms of, let's say, general "talks" from your aviation environment.
    I am sure that the "air people" have their own point of view, so to speak "from the plow" - the article has a chance to turn out to be interesting.
    I think so.
    1. +3
      21 January 2022 19: 47
      Or about the incident with the sniper pilot, how to stay on edge for jambs with a photo gun
      1. +5
        21 January 2022 19: 50
        Well, yes, something really interesting, because the loss of a weapon is a typical army "cart".
        Where only "guns" the military people do not manage to lose - from the outhouses to brothels, so that these stories are very bearded.
        1. +1
          21 January 2022 19: 55
          Or about curly, when a backfire was killed near Murmansk
          1. -2
            21 January 2022 20: 26
            Quote: impostor
            about curly

            Who is this?
            1. 0
              21 January 2022 20: 30
              curly (flight director)
              1. +3
                21 January 2022 20: 32
                Quote: impostor
                flight director

                The investigation is over, the documents on the former regiment commander and the RP have been sent to court.
    2. +3
      21 January 2022 20: 24
      Quote: WayKhe Thuo
      But can you tell us about the hijacking of the latest aircraft by Viktor Belenko

      No I can not.
      Not our "aviation", we were not finessed.
  16. +7
    21 January 2022 19: 47
    The “Ushan” itself was “severely punished” by being transferred to the Baltic Fleet as a regiment commander in Ostrov.
    The airfield was about 15 km from Ostrov towards Opochka, the locators were visible from the road. Previously, patrols and military men in naval uniforms walked around the Island, sailors with blue shoulder straps, served for 2 years. There was a real decommissioned plane in the children's park. Timur Apakidze took off from this airfield and crashed - near the village of Cherepyagino, a monument was erected at the place of death.
    1. +11
      21 January 2022 20: 29
      Quote: Waterways 672
      Previously, patrols and military men in naval uniforms walked around the Island, sailors with blue shoulder straps, served for 2 years.

      And there, at the airfield, they filmed "flights with a cow" from the film "Peculiarities of the National Hunt."
      1. +2
        21 January 2022 20: 41
        Yes exactly. I missed this moment.
  17. -7
    21 January 2022 19: 54
    What nonsense have I read? Did the man steal the gun? Where are things?
    1. +4
      21 January 2022 20: 29
      Quote: Sancho_SP
      Where are things?

      And you try to read it again, there, in the text, everything is said about it.
  18. +7
    21 January 2022 20: 15
    I'll tell you how we got weapons. Personal weapons (pistols) were assigned to each crew member personally with a record of the numbers in the journal and kept! in a special box, or a box of the entire crew together, that is, 7 pistols in this box. And the boxes are already in the regimental duty officer's safe. Before the flights, this same box with all the pistols was received from the right pilot on duty, he signed for receipt, and then, at the formation, distributed them to the crew members. After the flights, the right pilot also collected pistols, put them in this notorious box and handed them over to the duty officer. Yes, clips were stored in the same box. That was the system we had in the regiment. For what, I don't know. Most likely, so that there would be no pandemonium at the duty officer of the regiment. All the same, almost 2,5 hundreds of flight personnel ..
    1. +1
      21 January 2022 20: 39
      Pravak, that's right, but not everyone has it
  19. 0
    21 January 2022 20: 39
    But was the gun found, or is it still in the safe?
    Why the hell did he surrender to Yakin?
    1. 0
      21 January 2022 20: 55
      PM in skillful hands with a sharpened sear in short, terrible power Yes
  20. Cat
    +11
    21 January 2022 20: 53
    Our case was generally anecdotal. The duty officer for the unit (a separate battalion of district subordination) was taken over by the chief financial officer. After lights out, saying the standard "I'm on the territory" to the assistant, the date went to the DOS and got drunk with someone there to complete amazement, then returned to the duty room and fell asleep. Pomdezh carefully covered him with an overcoat and courageously guarded his sleep, but he, too, wanted to go to the toilet - and he was 100 meters from the headquarters. In short, while the assistant was thoughtfully recovering, the NS showed up on duty, which that day was responsible for the unit (there was such a semi-official workload for senior officers). Seeing such indecency in the duty room, NS confiscated from the sleeping duty officer the keys to the gun safe, jodhpurs and a harness with a pistol - and rubbing his hands gloatingly, quietly left. The returning pomdezh, of course, did not notice anything.
    And then came the bloody dawn.
    With difficulty, the date noticed the loss and fell into a panic. Then, as luck would have it, the operational duty officer for the district called and asked why there was still no report. Finik foolishly or from a hangover reported to the operational about an emergency with the loss of weapons and an attack on the headquarters. During the conversation, the battalion commander appeared at the headquarters ... And he saw a watercolor painting - the officer on duty in an overcoat, tunic - but without pants and belts ... And then it all started belay am request angry crying
    And then a melon rolled in from the area. According to the results of the debriefing, the battalion commander received a strict officer, NSh - part-time service, date - dismissal, assistant - did not go on vacation.
    1. +7
      21 January 2022 20: 58
      According to the results of the debriefing, the battalion commander received a stricter, NSh - part-time service, date - dismissal, pomdezh - did not go on vacation

      And everything is on the case, the person in charge either covers, but in case of force majeure he rakes, or does not cover, then the others rake, or he initiates and then everyone rakes: the initiative has an initiator.
      1. Cat
        +8
        21 January 2022 21: 01
        responsible either covers or rakes

        If there had not been a report to the district, then everything would have been limited to vaseline for the chief finance officer in a narrow family circle. And so - yes.
        1. +2
          21 January 2022 21: 55
          Dates are a different story. But May 9 on the pavement - like it, don't judge too much laughing
  21. +8
    21 January 2022 21: 22
    It has nothing to do with aviation, but with weapons ...
    1988 KZakVO: seven fighters arrived from across the "river", they handed over their standard weapons back in Termez, they arrived at night, they were placed in the barracks, they had already been put on allowance in the morning, in general, everything was rank and file. On the third day, the STARSHINA puzzled them with the question - why are the duffel bags under the bunks ... In general: hand over to the supply room !!! wink When surrendering in each duffel bag for AKSUshka and 4-5 equipped horns, then - almost according to Mayakovsky: "The foreman looks inquiringly at the soldier, the soldier looks at the foreman." wink
    Shukher was powerful, but short-lived, the military unit belonged to the service of the RAV district, and there the officers were balanced and thinking quickly (at least at that time), the weapons were sent to the arsenal, the fighters were demobilized, since the deadline came up, but the foreman was still six months old shook his head when reminded. smile
  22. +1
    21 January 2022 21: 39
    Early 90s, shooting range, Moscow region, no one counted anything .... (cartridges, cartridge cases)
  23. +4
    21 January 2022 22: 09
    At our shooting range, we had to collect all the shells (one of the main tasks). They used nets for this, one shift shoots, the other stands behind them with nets, catches shells. North, lots of snow. The second most important know-how after the cement mash...
    1. +1
      22 January 2022 08: 34
      Nonsense. Some of us were shooting, the other caps were kept right next to it, to the right of the baker. All the shell casings flew off into the cap.
      1. +1
        22 January 2022 15: 54
        Of course it's nonsense! Only at minus thirty we didn’t wear caps ...
    2. +1
      22 January 2022 23: 07
      We know they did it!
  24. +2
    21 January 2022 22: 17
    The title is more interesting. The text itself is not great. There are a lot of similar cases with the loss or theft of weapons. In the army. I wonder why only "Yakin" clothes were taken for examination and no one else. Well, or form. Why he became suspect number one. Maybe he became a suspect, they started stabbing him, and he split? And the results of the examination, is this already evidence in a criminal case? The case is generally ordinary from the life of the troops. The author, it would be better to tell an interesting thread. How they flew on aircraft carriers, for example. Or something else
    1. +3
      22 January 2022 06: 15
      Quote: Charlie
      I wonder why only "Yakin" clothes were taken for examination and no one else.

      They took away everyone who went to the outfit at that time.
      Quote: Charlie
      it would be better to tell an interesting thread.

      The service, in general, is not very interesting, and usually consists of ordinary cases from the life of the troops.
      Quote: Charlie
      How to fly on aircraft carriers

      Yes, as usual they flew - they got on a plane and flew ...
  25. 0
    21 January 2022 22: 37
    This is an officer with the rank of captain, in the position of commander of a ship or head of a maintenance group, who is appointed in ±±±++±++++++++ Emnip minimum Major. Well, that's how it was with us.
  26. +3
    21 January 2022 22: 49
    When I was in the military, a pistol also disappeared in a neighboring regiment. The circumstances were as follows: the regiment's weapons technician, an ensign, received 10 pistols in the division's armory. He brought the pistols to the field location of the regiment, where there was only a duty shift on combat duty, and locked the pistols in the safe of the weapons workshop, closed it, and went about his own business. (why they were needed there, I don’t remember the details now) So half a day and a night passed. In the morning, when he began to hand over his pistols, one pistol was missing. One box was empty.
    As you all know, pistols in the warehouse are stored in cardboard boxes, greased, wrapped in waxed paper. According to the instructions, when issuing, the warehouse manager is obliged to open each box and demonstrate to the recipient that the gun is available, complete and enter the serial number on the invoice, and the recipient is obliged to make sure that the gun is available and complete.
    When a shortage was discovered, a search for a pistol and a thorough investigation began, from issuing an invoice for the process of receiving, loading, transporting, unloading, storing in a workshop, to delivery ...
    At the same time, a search for a pistol was underway, the territory of the unit was carefully examined (the object was in the forest), the nearby territory, all buildings and structures, all those present were repeatedly interviewed, even a small pond was lowered, which was on the territory and the bottom silt was combed with a rake. The result is zero. disappeared without a trace.
    During the proceedings, the recipient gunsmith stated that he did not open the boxes and did not check the presence and completeness of the pistols, and the head of the armory showed that he did everything according to the instructions, especially since the serial numbers were recorded, the signature was in place and the recipient from did not refuse her.
    The trial lasted several months, with no results. The gun was never found. Many suffered: the weapons technician was fired, the head of the armory was removed from his post, the head of the artillery service was transferred down, the entire command of the regiment was not in full service compliance ..
    1. 0
      21 January 2022 23: 10
      "As you all know, the pistols in the warehouse are stored in cardboard boxes, lubricated, wrapped in paper. According to the instructions, when issuing, the warehouse manager is obliged to open each box and demonstrate to the recipient that the pistol is available, in full set and enter the serial number on the invoice, and the recipient is obliged to make sure that the gun is available and complete.
      It’s strange when he served - pistols were stored in wooden boxes of 10 pieces in a set (10 pistols, 10 holsters, 10 wipes, 20 magazines) served in the 80s, and dragged these boxes immeasurably. When did the packaging change to cardboard?
      1. +2
        21 January 2022 23: 16
        Quote: vick vickers
        pistols were stored in wooden boxes of 10 pieces

        This is a general package. In addition, each gun is packed in a carton. This was in the early 70s.
        1. +3
          21 January 2022 23: 24

          what I saw when I served urgent, and it doesn’t matter: Nagant, TT or PM - one package.
          Thank you, I learned something new, I didn’t even suspect about cardboard.
          Best regards
  27. -6
    21 January 2022 22: 57
    Well, now aviation, and the whole army - are entirely intellectuals?
    It would be just cool .... probably not from working families, but straight from the aristocracy. Here, "in the agricultural holding", a cow farted and her horns fell off ....... This episode probably deserves even more attention from thoughtful readers.
  28. -2
    21 January 2022 23: 34
    So what is the "hidden meaning"? It seems that "Yakin" had a dad a big boss already in the KGB itself, and what about the son wandered around distant air bases?

    This is perhaps something incomprehensible, and it is a pity that the author did not pay attention to the most interesting and mysterious in this whole story.

    This is how it actually happens when the author, having squandered a lot of work to give credibility and detail to his story, pierces on the obvious. On the fact that the origin of "Yakin" should have aroused the liveliest interest of the team and especially the bosses. And for the author, this most important thing is supposedly perceived by the team as a matter of course ........ So it happens, as in the old joke with the phrase "Volobuev, here's a sword for you ..."
    1. +4
      22 January 2022 06: 19
      Quote: ivan2022
      and what, did the son wander around the distant air bases?

      My father and mother persuaded me to transfer to the school, there were opportunities, but I served all my service on the edge of geography, in a remote closed garrison. And I don't regret...
  29. +2
    22 January 2022 01: 34
    You write well, you have a garish style, your smile doesn't want to leave)

    >In Soviet times, losing weapons in peacetime was very difficult, but almost impossible.
    It seems so easy to get drunk at all times, and there the road of adventure calls)

    I will always remember the criminal Yakin, thanks to Mikhail.
  30. 0
    22 January 2022 03: 53
    As I said at the beginning of the story, I still did not understand what it really was?
    Why do you need to know? request
  31. 0
    22 January 2022 06: 01
    Red caviar in early March? Well maybe I don't know...
    1. +2
      22 January 2022 06: 26
      Quote: kytx
      Red caviar in early March? Well maybe I don't know...

      Try to read and understand the first word in the paragraph about caviar. And you will understand and know...
  32. +2
    22 January 2022 06: 21
    When it comes to gun theft.
    We had a case like this.
    Basically, 3 divisions went on guard - the 1st battalion, my battery (regularly belonged to the 3rd battalion) and the tank battalion. Changing of the guards at 19.00.
    In the evening, during the shift (the tankers changed the 1st battalion), a not frail boil began, they left me in an emergency, all my soldiers who went on guard were removed from various jobs and assignments.
    It turns out that during the changing of the guards, the new nachkar saw that the sealing wax seal on the box with additional ammunition was imperceptibly cracked. This box contained - 2 grenades, 150 rounds of ammunition, 2 sanitary bags for each sentry and 32 PM cartridges for the nachkara (I can make a little mistake in the volumes).
    The "experienced" fighters decided (while the nachkar sleeps from 09.00 to 13.00) to open this box and sell ammunition on the local market! belay Stupidity bordering on idiocy!
    Then there was a trial, I don’t remember exactly, but the real terms of a person were 2–3.
    Nachkar, after a 2-month break, then went on guard.
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    22 January 2022 07: 13
    An extremely interesting story. Lively presented. But according to the memoirs of the lieutenant colonel's father -
    a cartridge case from a cartridge to the SCS in the early 1950s for surrender at the shooting range - an artillery reconnaissance platoon
    searched for two days.
  34. 0
    22 January 2022 08: 53
    In the Southern Military District, in the 15th, there was a case worthy of Harry Houdini.
    The onlooker's draft corporal managed to dry out on the march ... a store from the PKK. Fortunately, the political officer was paranoid, and he took BC from all conscripts. The years were no longer so tragic, crocodiles flew exclusively to accompany important people, in the column there was only a head UAZ even 4 Urals, though armored.
    The store was never found. The route - parade ground-ural-platz was explored by the whole OSMB in the pose of the letter ZYu. Local special officers shook everyone, but a piece of plastic for 45 oil was gone. The political officer, as a senior officer, was pierced into the soul by a clod of the detachment, and the corporal, instead of the SSP, was sent to the rear until the end of the service, carrying stoves.
  35. +1
    22 January 2022 13: 11
    We have one pretzel so that they fired faster, after the BD I didn’t hand over the pistol and took him home. While it dawned on everyone that the gun, in general, should be in the closet, a couple of days passed. The pretzel turned on the fool, like he forgot to hand over and set a record for the term of dismissal from the Soviet Army for that period - a couple of months or so. The rest left for a year or more. The lieutekhs from the school, who wrote a report on the day they appeared in the pok, also managed to get starleys.
  36. -2
    22 January 2022 13: 13
    For me, the system where, due to a piece of iron worth $ 30 and one abnormal, the combat service of strategic aviation was doomed
  37. +3
    22 January 2022 15: 50
    I'll put in my five cents. We have one pretzel on guard duty, I forgot the automatic machine. How nachkars and assistants were considered, x knows. Just like in the article. Day after day changed each other. In general, they found out in the company that there was no machine gun. The switchboard phoned the guard, and they found him calmly standing in the pyramid. There were not so many cars, in general, the company commander through half the city by tram back and forth. Carried under an overcoat.
    Ieh, Dnepropetrovsk, "Sotka", if anything. Who was there, will understand what I mean.
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      23 January 2022 12: 30
      80th, autumn-winter, Antipikha (near Chita), sergeant training. On alarm with a weapon (there should be NOTHING left in the pyramid), we run to the park. The sergeant counts the AKMs - one is missing. - Who was the last one from the pyramid to take the machine guns? - I. - Did you take everything? - Yes. - To whom did you give it? - That, that, that. Everything seems to fit, but there is no one AKM! The sergeant takes one cadet and runs back along the same path. They return in ten minutes, they carry an AKM without a magazine (there were magazines in trouser bags) - it was lying on the side of the road !!! A new inquiry begins. As a result, we went to one pepper - that TWO extra machine guns. He got tired of running with three barrels and JUST THROWED one out when he was a little behind. His sergeant butted in the sternum for about five minutes, explaining that, on his whim, he had already begun to figure out how many crackers he needed to dry on the road to places not so remote.
  38. +1
    23 January 2022 04: 31
    We had a case. A new officer has come to the duty unit at the GorGAI. On my first watch, I decided to check everything and put things in order, so to speak. I won’t describe for a long time, but the point is that one crew handed over their weapons after the shift. So, the machine was not registered anywhere! The number of this weapon was absent in all registration documents. They got out of the situation simply - they issued it as a find. Like, while on duty, they stumbled upon a machine gun. :)))
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      27 January 2022 11: 24
      Quote: Curious
      the point is that one crew handed over weapons after the change. So, the machine was not registered anywhere! The number of this weapon was absent in all registration documents. They got out of the situation simply - they issued it as a find. Like, while on duty, they stumbled upon a machine gun. :)))

      Something is doubtful. How did you get this machine? And how can a machine gun be issued as a find? If desired, it is quite possible to trace the weapon by number. I believe that either the description of the case is incomplete, or fiction.
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        4 February 2022 07: 39
        I don't know all the details, but it's true. Everyone quietly discussed this case, so I know about it. Where the machine came from - no one knew. Maybe later they found where the legs grow from, but this information did not reach me. Arrange as a find - elementary! I personally wrote a report about the equipped clip from the PMA that I found. True, on the same evening there was a traffic police crew who lost her. The matter was hushed up, they said thank you. Believe it or not. I do not insist.
  39. +2
    23 January 2022 16: 48
    This is how the problem is solved in every army. I was 17 years old, one of the members of the shift lost a single shot from a machine gun, I got involved and, being a student, received 7 days of strict regime. It was not at all funny, even today, 50 years later, I remember exactly - the armies of the Warsaw Pact were the same, generals, important majors were engaged in trifles. am
  40. 0
    26 January 2022 13: 00
    Specific gouging is described.
    Served as a sergeant in military service. Went on duty in the company. The unit is small and all sergeants are friends and comrades (regardless of conscription). It seems like it was supposed to count all the junk in the barracks during the transfer and acceptance of duty. Junk was never really counted, but the machine guns in the armory were always counted. Almost no attention was paid to gas masks and OZK, but automatic-bayonet-knife-shops-pouch sets were strictly considered, despite the fact that they were friends and comrades. It wasn't even discussed. And no one even thought to be offended, because a real term threatened for the machine gun.
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    26 January 2022 14: 45
    Weapons are always accepted by the duty officer individually, by numbers and by completeness. Any time card that is on duty is assigned to the serviceman according to the statement. It is issued either according to the book for issuing weapons and ammunition, or according to substitute cards (and only when the unit is put on alert). And finding out whose gun was missing wasn't hard at all. The duty officer turned out to be a woodpecker!
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