Ukrainians react to the decision of the Ministry of Defense to rename the military registration and enlistment offices "according to NATO standards"

It became known that Ukraine decided to carry out another reform in the military sphere. This reform presupposes the rejection of military registration and enlistment offices. According to the press service of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, on the basis of the new regulation on the conscription of citizens for "urgent" service, as well as the recruitment of citizens to serve on a contract basis, this kind of activity will be carried out in a new format.

The point, as it turns out, is that the military registration and enlistment offices will be renamed "according to NATO standards." Now, instead of military commissariats in Ukraine, the following name will be used: "territorial centers of recruitment and social support." Accordingly, instead of military commissars on the "square", on the basis of the decree, "heads of territorial centers" will appear.

The new reform was approved by the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Aleksey Reznikov.

On the basis of the decree, options are prescribed for the interaction of "territorial centers" with civilian structures, authorities, including in matters of registering conscripts and directly calling them into military service.

Ukrainians, reacting in social networks to the next reform, write that the main thing is that the authorities do not confuse "territorial acquisition centers with shopping centers - shopping centers":

The main thing is not to be confused with shopping centers. Although the essence will not change without that. As they traded in opportunities to evade military service, they will continue, and the name for officials and high-ranking military personnel will not play a special role here.

Again these "NATO standards". Apparently, the word "military commissar" just cut the ear for some of the Western friends.

Comments

[NSV]

News ?! The potheads have probably already had a year, as the military registration and enlistment offices are called!

[Finches]

And the Ukrainians will swallow all this and choose Zelensky or ... Poroshenko for the second time! And here at VO, some blessed ones prove to me that the people of Ukraine are not to blame for anything, they say, no one asks! Aha!

[Vladimir_2U]

Quote: Finches

And the Ukrainians will swallow all this and choose Zelensky or ... Poroshenko for the second time!

Well, they don't even have a wretched (although I vote for her, if that) Communist Party.

And in the name you need to add ukrokolorita.
I suggest a "graveyard", excuse me: "mobilizer"!

[Uncle lee]

Quote: Vladimir_2U

"grave"

And instead of military commissars - ruthertsen (different prices)...

[fruc]

.... write that the main thing is that the authorities do not confuse "territorial acquisition centers with shopping centers - shopping centers" ......

Apparently, their common essence is that there, too, you have to pay money. There is nothing surprising, this is a golden klandike !!!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: frruc

Apparently, their common essence is that there, too, you have to pay money.

Something is not visible on the site comments, from our Ukrainian site members. So everything about the shopping center and money is correct.

[Aviator_]

Well, they don't even have a miserable (although I vote for her, if anything) Communist Party of the Russian Federation

There was the same miserable CPU, but after 2014 it was banned. However, if we also ban the Communist Party of the Russian Federation and she goes underground, then it will only benefit her.

[hagen]

Quote: Aviator_

if we also ban the Communist Party of the Russian Federation and she goes underground, then it will only benefit her.

Therefore, it was not banned after 91, and today it is not banned, but also financed

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Aviator_

However, if we also ban the Communist Party of the Russian Federation and it goes underground,

The nursing hand is not chopped off.

[Terenin]

Quote: Finches

And here at VO, some blessed ones prove to me that the people of Ukraine are not to blame for anything, they say, no one asks! Aha!

We haven’t come out of the binge yet. Definitely.

[Finches]

To get out of something, you have to go there ...

[Edik]

Do you know what your trouble is? You are formatted for the most part.
Do you know what for?
To make it easier to manage you and not ask stupid questions.

Quote: Finches

And the Ukrainians will swallow all this and choose Zelensky or ... Poroshenko for the second time! And here at VO

You look at the Ukrainians as they are, and I look at them as they could be.

[Pereira]

What they could be, they will never be. It is useless to think about it. Get used to reality.

[Edik]

Eugene will be smarter than you, he did not answer this, because he knew what would look stupid. And Mikhail, you first think about writing before.

[Pereira]

I thought.
And I realized: yours, Edik, intellect is lower than you estimate yourself.
Get used to this reality too, to look stupid less often.
And try to get rid of stereotypes of thinking.

[BMP-2]

And then I think, what kind of attack is this: what the Ukrainians will not undertake - nothing works? And here, it turns out, everything is simple: "the device is not formatted"!

[isv000]

Quote: BMP-2

And then I think, what kind of attack is this: what the Ukrainians will not undertake - nothing works? And here, it turns out, everything is simple: "the device is not formatted"!

Well, that means we will reformat - into military commandant's offices!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Edik

You look at the Ukrainians as they are, and I look at them as they could be.

If it's not a secret, what are they?

[Edik]

People are clay in our hands, I don't even know who said it.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Edik

People are clay in our hands, I don't even know who said it.

Right.
One day God told Jeremiah to go to the potter's house. God believes that what ... Behold, that clay is in the hand of the potter, then you are in My hand, house of Israel. "

[Edik]

Quote: tihonmarine

God believes that what ... Behold, that clay is in the hand of the potter, then you are in My hand, house of Israel. "

But it is possible and necessary to reconsider this in modern realities.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Edik

But it is possible and necessary to reconsider this in modern realities.

Everything is possible, but you first need to put things in order in the Ministry of Education, the Ministry of Culture and the "telebachinya" (now you cannot call it television).

[Edik]

But what if Israel = Russia?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Edik

But what if Israel = Russia?

So this is not the same god, but another, even according to the Old Testament.

[Edik]

Well, have you come across the providence of God?
Yes, otherwise we would not have communicated with you.
What other questions may be?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Edik

Well, have you come across the providence of God?

There are no questions, but I had to deal with God's providence (it may not be called that, but there was something).

[hagen]

Quote: Finches

And here at VO, some blessed ones prove to me that the people of Ukraine are not to blame for anything.

Okay - VO, take a look at the latest polls on this topic ... 51% of the population are still confident in brotherhood with the Ukrainians ... There is something to think about. Our people, too, if history teaches, it is extremely unimportant.

[Pereira]

They simply do not communicate with modern svidomites. Over the past 10 years, the level of civilization in the Outskirts has collapsed catastrophically. But not everyone noticed this.

[isv000]

Quote: Hagen

Okay - IN, you take a look at the latest polls on this topic .... 51% of the population are still confident in brotherhood with the Ukrainians .... There is something to think about. Our people, too, if history teaches, it is extremely unimportant.

Sometimes I discuss news from Zalezhala with my wife - they say, I feel sorry for people - and she twists her finger at my temple. She, by the way, is half Belarusian ...

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Finches

And the Ukrainians will swallow all this and choose Zelensky or ... Poroshenko for the second time!

Poroshenko has long been thrown in by the owner as a "bent cartridge", "the VAZ cartridge is already covered with green, but has not yet rotted, so he has a chance when completing the" last task ", but Psaki and the entire State Department are strenuously looking for a" new cartridge. "

[Tramp007]

Homes for the elderly and disabled were also renamed into territorial centers.

[Edik]

And how does this relate to what I wrote about?
And I'll say it's formatting.

[28st region]

In general, nice words, a new name, but everything else is as it was.

[Nexcom]

And Svidomo does not care about the content, the main thing is that the sticker label is hippie, and that's it. A sort of abibas outwardly similar to the real one.
Although they have the whole country - a solid abibas.

[Egoza]

Quote: Nexcom

And Svidomo doesn't care about the content, the main thing is that the sticker label is hippie,

Don't tell! There, in NATO, all some kind of reforms are required, so we are reforming according to NATO standards. True, they don't take it anyway! And what else do they lack ?! )))

[Nexcom]

Do you want NATO so badly?
I want it so badly (c)

It's not just an opportunity to sculpt NATO-OTAN labels and logo. You have to pay for membership, and a lot.

[Egoza]

Quote: Nexcom

Do you want NATO so badly?
I want it so badly (c)

Personally, no! But the clown and Co. need urgently, because they won't reach the toilet! )))

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Egoza

There, in NATO, all some kind of reforms are required, so we are reforming according to NATO standards.

The main thing is that the jacket should fit well.

[isv000]

Quote: tihonmarine

The main thing is that the jacket should fit well.

His lapserdak is decent, even his pockets are swollen ...

[mitroha]

territorial recruitment and social support centers

And social support has something to do with it, or they will also help the poor, probably taking extra mouths into the army.

[alexniko77]

no, now "social support centers" will be sent to the trenches, and this is already another thing.

[Terenin]

Quote: 28st region

In general, nice words, a new name, but everything else is as it was.

In general, nothing is clear. The recruiting center for who, what ...? Balloon balloons and bags ...? Social support for whom ... single mothers ...?
If the cents are in the districts, then at the federal level as well as in the constituent entities?

[Nexcom]

"...Operation Y !"
"Why S ??"
"And so that no one would guess!" (With)

[ximkim]

Hmm .. Ukraine will long fulfill the agreement on NATO standardization but. Do NATO see Ukraine in a unified armed forces?

[Terenin]

Quote: ximkim

Hmm .. Ukraine will long fulfill the agreement on NATO standardization but. Do NATO see Ukraine in a unified armed forces?

Use for your own purposes - yes.
But harnessing for her in a conflict - no

[Nyrobsky]

The shoulder straps were changed, the ranks were changed, the names were changed, the colors of the berets were changed, the marching step for combat races was changed - that's all. Ukraine is ready for NATO, what else does this Stoltenberg want?
"-Sarochka, you are such a good girl, why won't you get married?
-Yes you know, Aunt Rosa, there are many suitors, they try everything, but they don't take it .. "

[Terenin]

Quote: Nyrobsky

everyone tries, but does not take .. "

There is already nowhere to put samples

[75 Sergey]

And their English is the state language? Maybe Tony will introduce the workflow "according to NATA standards"?

[Thrifty]

Whatever you call it, and the conscripts of one fig do not want to go to a civil war, because there is only one life ...

[Konnick]

Tired, tired ... coming up with words in mov. Translation of all documentation from Russian of all branches of economy into Ukrainian, inventing words that have never been in the Ukrainian language, which literally did not exist recently. I remember in the 90s specialists came from the Darnytsia car repair plant to us on a business trip, complained that they were forced to translate all technical documentation into Ukrainian, so they learned to come up with terms from what happened. So the wagon bogie became WOZOK .

[Avior]

Yes, entertainers.
Why did they re-invent a word that existed long ago in both Russian and Ukrainian.
They never seem to have heard of the woman from the wagon making life easier for the female horse.

[Konnick]

Why did they re-invent a word that existed long ago in both Russian and Ukrainian.

If only not like the "Muscovites".
For some reason, the former colonial countries left the languages ​​of colonialists such as Great Britain, Portugal, Spain in the form of state languages. This contributed to the integration into world civilization. And these....

[Avior]

Are you drowning for the Mongolian or Tatar language?

This contributed to the integration into world civilization.

Do you know from which book Lomonosov learned to write in Russian and on the basis of which he later created "Russian Grammar"?

If only not like the "Muscovites".

Have you looked into the Russian dictionary for a long time? I recommend, an entertaining book ...

[Konnick]

Do you know from which book Lomonosov learned to write in Russian and on the basis of which he later created "Russian Grammar"?

"Legends of deep antiquity ..."
Now it's time to learn Chinese ... everything flows, everything changes.
And leave Smotritsky with his Church Slavonic grammar ... and there is nothing more to remember.

[Avior]

Are they so shy about the roots of the literary Russian language that they are ready to change it to Chinese? Oh well....

[Konnick]

What, so shy about the roots of the literary Russian language

There is fish for fishlessness and cancer, so Lomonosov studied this grammar of Smotritsky as an example of many grammars and in order not to invent a bicycle, he took terms from it. This Smotritsky did not have any influence on the development of the living Russian language, like the church, with its Church Slavonic, ala Macedonian dialect of the Bulgarian language.
This is for your British, sorry, Ukrainian Ukrainian scholars of linguists, oil on the soul that Lomonosov read Smotritsky.

The grammar of Melety Smotritsky, republished in 1648 in Moscow, was the grammar of the Church Slavonic language; there were no grammars of the Russian language at all. The only place where the experience of coherent written presentation in Russian was systematically accumulated, where the grammatical and spelling norms of the Russian written language were formed, were the state chancelleries (orders). That is why under Peter I, trying to write not in "Slovenian", but in Russian, they pointed to the command language, in particular, the language of the Ambassador Prikaz, as a model.

The language of Moscow business documents has been in use since the XNUMXth century. becomes a model for provincial chancelleries. This is vividly reflected in a number of provincial business documents, especially in the XNUMXth-XNUMXth centuries. The Moscow spelling is also spreading. Moscow business written language is becoming a national language. At the same time, it ceases to be only an official clerical language. It becomes a model for all literate people who write in Russian, that is, the general Russian language of written communications. This circumstance is very important. It is precisely as a general Russian language of written communications, and not as an official clerical language, that it acquires tremendous importance in the formation of the Russian national literary language.

Almost all birch bark letters are written in Russian, not Bulgarian. The priests could not make the Church Slavonic language literary, as your Smotritsky dreamed.
And the modern literary language is indebted to Pushkin, Lermontov and Gogol, who you rejected.

[Avior]

therefore Lomonosov studied this grammar of Smotritsky

Lomonosov learned to read and write from it, and not supposedly "studied", he began his education with her

The deacon of the local Dmitrov church S.N.Sabelnikov taught the literacy to Mikhail Lomonosov. The "Gates of Learning" [31], in his own words, for him are "Grammar" by Melety Smotritsky, "Arithmetic" by LF Magnitsky, "Rhyme Psalter" by Simeon of Polotsk. At the age of fourteen, young Lomonosov wrote competently and clearly.

Thanks to Smotrytsky for Lomonosov's literacy.

And the modern literary language is indebted to Pushkin, Lermontov and Gogol, who you rejected.

Did you delete Lomonosov from the list?

Lomonosov was also the author of the first scientific Russian grammar. ... Lomonosov's "Russian grammar" is a normative description of the Russian language, which sets out the doctrine of parts of speech. The orthoepic recommendations of "Russian grammar" are based on the specifics of the "Moscow dialect": "The Moscow dialect is justly preferred not only for the importance of the capital city, but also for its excellent beauty" [105].

"Russian grammar" - the first scientific Russian grammar, compiled in 1755 by M. V. Lomonosov on the basis of more than 10 years of systematic research of a significant amount of linguistic material, which determines the normative use of the Russian language. [1] In 1757 it was published in a circulation of 1200 copies, but the year 1755 was on the title page. The basis was the "Grammar" by Meletius (Smotritsky), from which a number of definitions were borrowed.

It was Lomonosov who created the basis of the literary Russian language, combining the Smotritsky Grammar with the Moscow dialect.
The rest later only improved the foundation laid by them, gradually introducing the created literary language into widespread consumption.
But in Russia for a long time they used colloquial forms, and not the literary Russian language.

[Konnick]

What, so shy about the roots of the literary Russian language

You should be shy

The Ukrainian HUTA (Turkic) is built from adobe (a mixture of clay, manure and straw) (also a Turkic word) from this alone you can see where this technology came from.
What is the HATU fenced off with? That's right, TYNOM (this is also a Turkic word)
What is used to decorate the HUT surrounded by TYN? Correctly KYLIM (also a Turkic word).
What do Ukrainian men wear? That's right, Turkic trousers, Turkic wide belts and hats.
Ukrainian women wear PLAKHTA (also Turkism) and Turkic NAMYSTO.
What kind of army do the Ukrainians have? Correctly KOZAK (also Turkism), what do they look like?
Just like the Turks-Pechenegs (whom Svyatoslav copied in his appearance by the way), the Polovtsians and Circassians later looked the same way: a lock of hair not shaved on the back of the head, a sign of belonging to the Turkic military class, in the ear a Turkic earring (meaning what kind of son you are in family, if the only one, then you were taken care of), in the mouth of a LYULKA (Turkism) stuffed with TUTYUN (Turkism) in the hands of BANDUR (Turkism). What military units are the Cossacks in? IN KOSHH (Turkism). Their symbol is BUNCHUK (Turkism). The Ukrainian HAY “let” (for example, the Hai live is independent Ukraine) has to do with the Kabardian hey “to want”.
GAYDAMAK - right-bank gangs of robbers, from the Turkic gayde-mak - to confuse.
kurkul, kavun, kosh, kilim, bugay, maidan, kazan, kobza, kozak, leleka, nenka, gamanets, ax, ataman, bunchuk, chumak, kohana, kut, domra, tyn, kat, khat, khutor, nenka, tattoo, rukh, surma
and a lot of things (a lot more) - all these are Turkic words!
There are more than 4000 Turkic words in the Ukrainian language!

[Avior]

and so what? Don't you know that any language, including Russian, is full of words of foreign origin?
Is this a discovery for you?
Study then ...
https://gufo.me/dict/foreign_words
You demanded to learn Chinese ...

[Konnick]

including Russian, full of words of foreign origin?

Yes, but these are technical, scientific terms, not basic everyday words as in Mov.

[Avior]

flounder, blizzard, dumplings, apricot, tundra, clown, parking, reportage, square, shampoo, shorts, advance payment, machine, author, address, excitement, alley, album, profile, orange, archive, base, ball, ballet, notebook, blond, curb, carriage, gas, garage, hero, group, kefir, chest, skirt ...
Is it enough?

[Konnick]

flounder, blizzard, dumplings, apricot, tundra, clown, parking, reportage, square, shampoo, shorts, advance payment, machine, author, address, excitement, alley, album, profile, orange, archive, base, ball, ballet, notebook, blond, curb, carriage, gas, garage, hero, group, kefir, chest, skirt ...

Is it enough?

flounder, blizzard, dumplings, apricot, tundra, clown, parking, reportage, square, shampoo, shorts, advance payment, machine, author, addresses, excitement, alley, album, profile, orange, archive, base, ball, ballet, notebook, blond, curb, car, gas, garage, hero, group, kefir, screen, spidnytsya.

Paradox, not all have been translated yet ... I especially liked the word spіdnitsya, in Russian underwear.

[Avior]

And what of that?
These words got into Russian and Ukrainian from other languages.

[isv000]

Quote: Avior

They never seem to have heard of the woman from the wagon making life easier for the female horse.

The lady got off the omnibus - the horses were relieved!

[Xlor]

Well, now they will heal ...

[Gardamir]

This is not the first time it first appears in Ukraine, then followed in Russia. Here they were laughing wildly at the appearance of the National Guard of Ukraine, and then, well, it's different ... You can, at least choke on saliva, but here is the law, where there is not a word about any Rosgvardia, the National Guard is everywhere http://www.consultant.ru/ document / cons_doc_LAW_200506 /
Who knows, maybe in Russia, they will rename it somehow. Whoever disagrees with me, go here https://topwar.ru/190225-prezident-schitaet-borbu-s-bednostju-v-rossii-odnoj-iz-vazhnejshih-zadach-vlasti.html

[carstorm 11]

For the ears to attract this for what?) This is a federal service and the prefix Ros is common for them. And according to the first paragraph of the decree, the terms "National Guard of Russia" and "Rosgvardia" become equivalent.

[Gardamir]

Take a look at yourself. When I asked you about the fires in Siberia, you said, Muiin war, the main thing is maneuvers. That is, Turkey is dearer to you, it is more important to extinguish there. So now, if it is equivalent, why are you ashamed to write the National Guard of Russia, is it the same?

[carstorm 11]

What should I look at? First of all, about Turkey, these are your fantasies. Fires have been and will be. If you are talking about airplanes, then the firemen themselves spoke little sense of them. What makes you think that I'm ashamed? Federal National Guard Service. Are you feeling better? Roskomnadzor, Rospotrebnadzor, etc. have the Ros prefix for the same reason.

[Dimon-SPG]

"NATO standards", the holy grail of the ancient Sumerians!))))

[APASUS]

I'm waiting for the sheriff to appear in Ukraine!

[APASUS]

I'm waiting for the Sheriff to appear in Ukraine!

[Falcon iba]

I wonder how much dough they want to master for this renaming? And how does the universal appeal compare with NATO standards?

[Torpedo driver]

Wow!!! Well, Tady and Hohland itself should be renamed- "Territorial Khokhlo-center for licking American ass"

[singless]

enter conversation only in English

[Barack Obama]

When will they finally start changing the floor? Not in apartments, of course ...

[ugol2]

When will they switch to the Latin alphabet according to NATO standards?

[Sergey Egorov_2]

The more pots, the better.