Sports and flight work go side by side

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Sports and flight work go side by side

I have never been a great athlete, despite the fact that I managed to get a little familiar with the "sport of high achievements". After my father was transferred to Lugansk, to the school of navigators, our parents began to make up for everything that my brother and I were not given during our service in the Arctic Circle. Mother bought a piano and sent us to a music school, in spite of our complete lack of ear for music. Father put us in the athletics section.

And the hard labor began. From 8:00 to 10:00 - athletics, from 11:00 to 12:30 - music, from 13:30 - school. We quickly said goodbye to music, after a year and a half of communication with us, the teachers realized that we would not be pianists, and insistently recommended doing something else.



But I had to tinker with athletics, and it took more than five years. The track and field coach turned out to be some honored coach of the USSR, we, tall and thin, "looked" to him, and he undertook to train us to be Olympic champions in middle distance running - 800, 1 ... And he took it so seriously that we cursed all this athletics, including middle distance running. But, be that as it may, we achieved some results and not only fulfilled the discharge standards, but also received the issuance of free running shoes - we were given “spikes”.

Knowing full well that we will be officers of the naval aviation, after 5 years, we realized that we would not have to run on the plane and abruptly stopped going to trainings, despite the demands of our father to pursue a sports career. My father understood something in sports, in his younger years he was a "first-class" in ten sports, played ice hockey and ball for the national teams of the Aviation of the Northern fleet... In short, we gave up athletics, there was only a pronounced deep aversion to sports. It was with this sporting baggage that we entered VVVASH.

Physical training (physical) at the school consisted of two main elements - morning exercises and planned classes. In the morning exercises, we were engaged in jogging, sports complexes, exercises on the horizontal bar. There were no special problems with running, the previous practice affected, only boots and stray footcloths in them strongly interfered. A set of sports exercises is like in kindergarten, but the crossbar was not always given, there were problems with the "lifting upside down".

In the planned classes, we were prepared for passing the standards for loping, running, "lifting upside-down", "corner in support", exercises on the uneven bars. Everything seemed to be going well, but there were problems with the damned "coup d'etat", did not understand the technique, and the relationship with the teacher did not work out.

In the first lesson, the teacher "Barbarian" built us up in the gym and began an introductory speech about the fact that if we are serious about physo, then we will become ... Then I saw the manager of the department, an old and bent old man emerge from the door behind the teacher's back about seventy years old, and, of course, I could not restrain myself and interrupted the teacher with a question: "Will we become like him?" Well, you understand that I had problems with passing physo for the entire period of study.

The "Barbarian" mocked me as he wanted, and before passing the test in fizo, the prospect of staying on vacation in fizo loomed in front of me. I plucked up impudence, went to “Varvara” and asked what he was trying to achieve, what else I needed to do to pass physo. “And“ Barbarian ”bluntly said:“ You have the data, but the equipment is lame, ”and I can only hand over the physo to him when I screw that idiotic slogan that I put into the headline on the fence of the stadium.

After assessing the possible threats to my vacation, I agreed. They gave me a rusty hand drill, the dumbest drill, bolts and the slogan itself, each letter of which was written on a separate sheet of some kind of aircraft iron, measuring a meter by meter. And I had to screw all this to the fence of the stadium, made of pipes. After assessing the amount of work to be done, I realized that it is almost impossible to do all this.

So what to do?

And I began to drill ... First, each letter in the corners, then try on this letter to the pipes, then drill the pipes, then connect it all. After attaching a couple of letters to the pipes, I rubbed my hands into blood and got so angry that I threw all this nonsense into the closet, went to the gym, and in front of “Barbarian” and other teachers, demonstratively did not only the required number of “coup lifts”, but also slightly overlapped the standard.


Glancing from under his brows at "Barbarian", I said that he could do with me whatever he wanted, but I would not write a slogan on the fence. Assessing the situation, and everything was happening in the presence of other teachers, "Barbarian" muttered: "I passed it." So I said goodbye to Fizo at the school and came to the regiment with hatred for all this sport.

From the first day in the regiment, I realized that they take sports very seriously, but it was this attitude that made me very happy. The senior navigator of the regiment introduced us, the graduates of the school, to the regiment commander, told about our achievements in flight work and for the sake of completeness, asked the question: "Maybe someone has hidden talents, maybe there are athletes?"

We hadn’t even had time to figure out what to lie in return, when the regiment commander jumped up, became very excited and shouted: “What other, the hell, athletes? Yes, I will burn these damned athletes with a hot iron! They, bastards, ride in competitions, but I have no one to fly! " So I realized that "big sport" no longer threatens me, and with pleasure I took up what I loved - flying work.

No, we were happy to chase the ball on a snow-covered football field near the training building, knee-deep in snow, in heavy flying boots, and even after the regiment commander was hit in the face with the ball, these games did not stop and every preliminary preparation for flights was carried out.

They usually played with all the flight personnel of the regiment, dividing into two teams, "navigator" and "wooden", the number of players in the teams did not matter. They gathered for the game by shouting in the educational building: "Who didn't flog the wooden ones?" Nobody was interested in the result, the process itself was important here.

And on Sundays everyone went to watch hockey, there were several teams in the garrison, in each regiment and in some units. After the game, everyone drank in the locker room, out of grief or joy, depending on the result. But the game of hockey gradually came to naught, and here the case played a role, which had an interesting continuation.

The commander of the Tu-16 ship Vovka "Yashukha" broke his jaw with a puck. It's a common thing, the jaw is fastened with paper clips and grows together within a month, but you can't talk and with food is a problem. But ... Vova was a young, "non-ready" (NBG) ship commander, he had to fly two or three flight shifts a week in order to get into service faster, they reported on each of his flights up to Moscow, this is not a joke, the commander of the nuclear missiles, and here such a bummer, a month without flights, these are lost skills, you will have to start all over again.

The regiment commander howled like a beluga, swore at Vova, forgetting that he was defending the regiment's honor, and all this hockey. Yes, and Vova himself was upset, in our times being an NBG was considered by real guys "not comme il faut". The people began to think ...

Vova is a bachelor, but he cannot eat in the dining room, his mouth does not open. They asked him to give him a jet ration for a month in our hands, we transferred all this to the hostel, shoved it outside the windows and into refrigerators, and Pravak, the same bachelor, prepared broths, porridge for Vova, grinded chicken meat, taught Vova to drink through a straw. Do not think bad, we didn’t give him vodka, we were afraid that if there was a backlash, he would choke with his teeth fastened together.

Vova could not really speak, he wrote everything on a piece of paper and helped with his hands. Having learned to eat, Vova wrote a report with a request to be allowed to fly, they say, he will only fly, and all the conversations for the commander will be led by pravak. It is strictly forbidden what kind of commander he is if he cannot say a word.

But Vova wanted to fly so much, and the regiment commander wanted so much to get a trained pilot on time that Pravak was tortured with tests in his ability to speak "command" words and give all "command" commands in time, and decided to try. And everything worked out, although it was forbidden, they began to continue without advertising, Vova got up on time. Although it was very funny to listen to how the Pravak gives himself the command: "Remove the chassis" and himself reports: "I remove the chassis." This is how they used to take care of the combat readiness of individual ship commanders and the defense capability of the Motherland as a whole.

Let's go back to sports.

For 26 years of service in two regiments, I have never passed tests in "fizo", for this there is a chief of physical training of the regiment, a whole major, in order to fill out the sheets correctly. I literally did sports twice during my entire service, quite deliberately, on a dare, and both times I won a bottle of vodka.

First, I argued with my squadron navigator that in a month I would pull up 10 times, bought a sliding bar, fixed it in the doorway of the apartment and, passing by, pulled myself up. A month later, I won the first bottle.

Saddened by this failure, the same navigator of the squadron expressed doubt that I would be able to ski 5 kilometers. Despite the fact that the last time I skied about twenty years ago, back in Severomorsk, I bravely embarked on the track and earned another bottle of vodka.

After these exploits, I gave up sports forever, reasonably reasoning that you can just go to the store for vodka without straining at all. Well that's all about sports, in short.
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  1. +11
    21 November 2021 18: 10
    Very lively and true. Respect to the author!
    1. +5
      21 November 2021 19: 29
      - in his younger years he was a "first-class" in ten sports,
      I understand that the 1st YOUTH categories.
      1. +5
        21 November 2021 19: 32
        Most likely so. It has been said - to the young. In general, once assigned categories must be regularly confirmed, which is not always done.
        1. 0
          23 November 2021 19: 56
          It is a pity for those people who have lived their lives without sports and physical education, did not like them! It was sports and physical education that helped me not to become a drunkard, drunkard and a life-burner, helped me all my life thanks to tempering in my distant youth. Basketball, track and field athletics, orienteering, tourist all-around, rock climbing, mountaineering, running 20 km already at a very old age - they were constantly kept in good shape and helped. Even on the floating base and ships he squeezed a weight of 32 kg, constantly went out to the pods for overloads and the deck from the ice. And I still remember with pleasure the evening basketball on a quiet area flooded with electric light among the greenery by the river, a headlong run through the forest from control to control, gambling pair climbing races on the rock and the whole world, opening from high snow passes and peaks ...
  2. +5
    21 November 2021 18: 13
    When powered according to the flight norm, the sport looks like a necessary addition, otherwise you will not fit into the plane :)))
    1. +21
      21 November 2021 18: 24
      Quote: Avior
      sport looks like a necessary addition, otherwise you won't fit into the plane :)))

      Well yes...
      If you walk 15 km a day to the airfield and back in knee-deep snow, and clean the parking lot with a shovel, then no sport is needed.
      1. +5
        21 November 2021 18: 46
        Interesting as always good in my youth, I did 18 lifting of coups per approach (I loved the horizontal bar), now I can only do it, but running is not mine, I never understood this sport ...
        1. +2
          21 November 2021 18: 55
          Quote: Alien From
          now only I can, but running is not mine, I never understood this sport ...

          over the years, the center of gravity decreases significantly
          I also felt on the rise when I returned to the horizontal bar
          1. +3
            21 November 2021 19: 04
            As the author immediately zabaragozit with the physical education teacher, so did I) but then he forgave me everything (this hated run) the horizontal bar saved me)))
        2. +2
          22 November 2021 16: 03
          Quote: Alien From
          in my youth, I did 18 lifting coups per approach

          In our military school, the coup uprising was a cult exercise - every month a competition was held, the results multiplied in points. There were standards:
          - 6 PP - 1 point,
          - 8 PP - 2 points,
          - 12 PP - 3 points,
          - 18 PP - 5 points,
          - 28 PP - 7 points.
          More than 28 PP were no longer counted ... but in vain. Our guys got so crazy that in our company alone at least 10 people did 100 times or more, and our Andryukha (from my platoon) did 170 times.
          I, in my maximum, did the prescribed 28 times, brought the required 7 points to the platoon and did not aim for more.
          And only 6 times were needed for "excellent", but ... AZART of regular competitions did its job.
          And we ran regularly (not counting exercises on our slides), which is why among ourselves we called our alma mater "Equestrian Sports School with a radio engineering bias."
          1. 0
            22 November 2021 20: 53
            170 times! From your story ..... it is impossible ....... physically ..........
            1. 0
              22 November 2021 20: 55
              Or is he a robot request
              1. +1
                22 November 2021 21: 32
                Quote: Alien From
                170 times!

                Quote: Alien From
                .it's impossible.

                Quote: Alien From
                Or is he a robot

                This is Andrey Shevchenko, my classmate.
                His growth was small, maybe it helped, but he did these PPs even without a swing, like many of our other record holders (those who did more than 100 times), perhaps he could have done more, but it's boring ...
                Andryukha won more than one dispute with "Thomas the Unbelievers" - about 170 times, 100+ times, many have done with us.
                I, too, how many times I did push-ups on one fist in the support position 50 times ... they didn’t believe either, but my comrades were betraying them for a bet. The rate was - two bottles of lemonade (0,33 liters to choose from from Sayan and Baikal to Coca-Cola - it only appeared then in the Soviet Union) and two strips (a puff with jam 35 - 45 cm long). And I was so annoyed with these bets that I stopped showing it at all. After all, it was not because of the good life that I began to push up on one fist - the other hand healed from the wound after the operation ... and without load it was boring.
                I had my own plan - 2 sets of 50 times in the morning and in the evening. And these sporuns came up to me after lunch, sometimes twice a day ... and this is a load on the joints ... supporting ones. In general, I crushed myself the joint of the middle finger and it healed for two weeks ... And then my left hand healed and there was no need for such exoticism.

                Keep in mind that we did the lifting of the coup in YALOVY boots. Andryukha's boots weighed 2,5 kg. But for us it was customary, a person gets used to everything.
                With us, this exercise was cult - every month there was a competition between platoons, companies and courses. And in competitions it is necessary to win request , so the people tried not to dishonor the unit. Yes, and purely boyish.
          2. +3
            23 November 2021 13: 09
            Lieutenant Colonel Khabarov, on the day of the unit, 345 airborne regiment completed, in one approach, 345 PP. I erased my hands completely, but I did.
            1. 0
              23 November 2021 13: 36
              Quote: tatarin1972
              I erased my hands completely, but I did.

              What for?
              1. 0
                23 November 2021 15: 24
                Ask the Guards Colonel-General Valery Vostrotin ..
                1. 0
                  23 November 2021 15: 52
                  Quote: tatarin1972
                  Guards Colonel General

                  There is no such thing.
                  1. +1
                    23 November 2021 16: 10
                    The title of the Guardsman is awarded once and for all. All our airborne divisions are guards, the colonel-general served in the airborne forces all his life. Yes, we didn’t have any guards schools before. But now there is! Tell me what ?!
                    1. 0
                      23 November 2021 16: 20
                      Quote: tatarin1972
                      Tell me what ?!

                      "Two ku-ku.") By the way, about Khabarov. Are you talking about Dmitry - the son of Leonid Khabarov?
                      1. 0
                        23 November 2021 16: 25
                        No, about my father.
                      2. 0
                        23 November 2021 16: 29
                        Quote: tatarin1972
                        No, about the father

                        Father is a separate topic ...
                      3. 0
                        23 November 2021 16: 29
                        Yes, the RKPU, it is the most.
                    2. 0
                      23 November 2021 16: 23
                      Quote: tatarin1972
                      The title of the Guardsman is awarded once and for all.

                      No.
                      Quote: tatarin1972
                      Colonel General served in the Airborne Forces all his life.

                      No.
                      1. 0
                        23 November 2021 16: 28
                        Yes, I was mistaken, in the nineties I served in the Ministry of Emergencies.
                    3. 0
                      23 November 2021 16: 35
                      Quote: tatarin1972
                      All airborne divisions

                      The first acquaintance with the paratroopers.
                      My brother and I, after graduating from college, flew to the Pacific Fleet, on the route: Voroshilovgradsk-Moscow-Khabarovsk-Vladivostok. There was no weather in Moscow, we were put in Tula. We, two officers in naval uniforms, in black greatcoats and white scarves, were "exquisitely" drinking cognac in the airport buffet. Suddenly, two huge starlings in pea coats, boots, harnesses flew in, grabbed a glass of vodka, and ran on to conduct classes at the parachute town, which was visible from the buffet. Then we were told that they were officers of the Tula Airborne Division.
                      1. 0
                        23 November 2021 16: 58
                        Quote: Bez 310
                        Then we were told that they were officers of the Tula Airborne Division.

                        Well, who else could it be in the immediate vicinity of the airfield in Tula, dressed in the uniform of the Airborne Forces with epaulettes of elders?) Not otherwise than "officers of the Tula Airborne Division". As far as I understand, you sipped brandy at the Klokovo airport?
                        Although, earflaps, quilted jackets can be confusing.)
                      2. 0
                        23 November 2021 17: 45
                        Vitebsk, August 92, freight station, patrol 103 of the Airborne Division .... he stuck to the warrant officer of our battalion, the guys were arrogant, the sailors fought off, the patrol got "ah, yay, yay." He escaped, after a while, straight to the train, rushed about the company, but they didn't guess, we were a battalion. Rugged and quietly dumped. But they managed to knock. Then there was a showdown.
      2. +2
        21 November 2021 18: 55
        The best rest is a change of activity. And then you sit, you know, sit in your planes, and so walked, waved shovels, cheered up ... :)))
        1. +14
          21 November 2021 18: 58
          Quote: Avior
          shovels waved

          If only with shovels ...
          Our planes cannot be cleaned only with shovels, we had to harness ourselves to the scraps, at first they were dragged away with scraps, then with shovels ...
          1. +4
            21 November 2021 19: 10
            I had to harness the harness



            As far as I remember, this is a feature of the flight regiments - the lack of conscripts for such activities. So the majors have to clean the snow. :)
            1. +10
              21 November 2021 19: 49
              Quote: Avior
              So the majors have to clean the snow. :)

              And the lieutenant colonels too.
              And the deputy regiment commanders, and the senior navigator, and flight directors, perfectly cleaned the snow around the headquarters, as they say - "to the concrete."
              And we had no fighters at all.
              1. +1
                22 November 2021 20: 32
                Quote: Bez 310
                And the deputy regiment commanders, and the senior navigator, and flight directors, perfectly cleaned the snow around the headquarters, as they say - "to the concrete."

                There was a case. The headquarters was cleaning.
          2. +6
            21 November 2021 20: 48
            “At first they dragged them away with drags, then with shovels ...” - you will not envy. In the second half of the 60s, the Su-11 was rolled out of the caponier with a tractor, an airfield snowplow was launched into the caponier, and voila ... everything was cleaned. By the way, about the snowplows - once the regiment commander drove him to the garrison and the kids got a huge hill, several meters high, near the school for the rest of the winter.
        2. 0
          24 November 2021 03: 16
          Quote: Avior
          And then you sit, you know, sit in your planes,

          They are also pulling the rope.
      3. +1
        22 November 2021 15: 41
        Quote: Bez 310
        If you walk 15 km a day to the airfield ... knee-deep in snow, and clean the aircraft parking with a shovel, then already ...

        ... and the war will end.)
        1. +3
          22 November 2021 15: 47
          Quote: 76SSSR
          and the war will end

          I didn't really want to ...
          1. +1
            22 November 2021 16: 16
            Quote: Bez 310
            I didn't really want to ...

            Conscripts would not hurt in such a case. Probably, mostly "techies" shovel snow?
            1. +1
              22 November 2021 16: 27
              Quote: 76SSSR
              Quote: Bez 310
              I didn't really want to ...

              Conscripts would not hurt in such a case. Probably, mostly "techies" shovel snow?

              Mostly flight personnel. The technical staff at this time performs inspections and work on the plane "after a snowfall".
              1. 0
                22 November 2021 23: 18
                Quote: Bez 310
                Mostly flight personnel. The technical staff at this time performs inspections and work on the plane "after a snowfall".

                In general, joint officer work strengthens a healthy spirit in the team. Together they shoveled the snow, together into the sky, then celebrate the whole thing together ... By the way, why didn't the political commander shoveled the snow?
    2. +3
      22 November 2021 14: 07
      sport looks like a necessary supplement


      Nafig-nafig. And even more so to stutter at medical examinations about sports. I had to explain broken ears in my youth more than once .... With a suspicious "Head injuries were there?"
  3. +5
    21 November 2021 18: 20
    We are waiting for the Beaver with criticism and refutation!
    1. +6
      21 November 2021 23: 38
      Quote: ASAD
      We are waiting for the Beaver with criticism and refutation!

      "There is no good from someone else's beaver" ..... Or vice versa. From the cartoon.
  4. +3
    21 November 2021 18: 25
    the first category in ten sports.
    I have never heard of such unique ones.
    1. +13
      21 November 2021 18: 36
      Quote: Flood
      never heard

      Football, volleyball, basketball, ice hockey, ball hockey ...
      For five now, without even thinking.
      1. +4
        21 November 2021 19: 07
        When to have time to fulfill them all, if you receive it honestly. It is necessary to take part in the competition in the first team, it is clear that this is not prof. level, however time is required. We had people with 3-4 categories, in the winter they played hockey, in the summer football, volleyball, well, some of them still managed to hook on basketball. There was not enough time already, the tournament brackets overlapped, work / service did not give. There was also a friend who had kettlebells, skiing and tourism.
        1. +4
          21 November 2021 20: 05
          Quote: ViacheslavS
          When to have time to fulfill them all, if you receive it honestly. It is necessary to take part in the competition in the first team, it is clear that this is not prof. level, however time is required.
          Complicating, colleague. I studied at a sports boarding school, and so it is there that the assignment of the indicated youth categories, described by the author, very often occurs. Students who can kick the ball and leave, and show results in running competitions, and in the swimming pool are always not superfluous, there are not so many, so they are drawn to all disciplines and competitions that were very important during the Soviet Union. I was a "flyer", I managed to jump into the water, and swim, and wrestle, and fencing, so I know for sure that it is not so difficult to get the n-th number of discharges. smile
      2. 0
        21 November 2021 19: 39
        Quote: Bez 310
        For five now, without even thinking.

        And the aviation all-around ?! It's tough!
        1. +4
          21 November 2021 19: 47
          Quote: Gardener91
          And the aviation all-around ?!

          I don't remember everything anymore, I know that there were both skiing and athletics ...
      3. +2
        21 November 2021 20: 07
        Quote: Bez 310
        Football, volleyball, basketball, ice hockey, bandy ... For five, without even thinking.

        As always, please accept my sincere thanks for the uplifting Sunday mood! good
      4. +7
        21 November 2021 22: 55
        Auto, moto, bike, photo, e ..., rowing and hunting! laughing
        1. +2
          22 November 2021 04: 10
          Sports for the pilot's grave; but beer is power - military sports wisdom
    2. +6
      21 November 2021 19: 09
      Quote: Flood
      the first category in ten sports.
      I have never heard of such unique ones.

      Decathlon.)
  5. +2
    21 November 2021 18: 41
    And this rise with a coup never obeyed me. crying
    1. +6
      21 November 2021 18: 54
      Quote: sabakina
      coup rise never obeyed

      I suffered for a long time, and then a fellow in the department, Yurka Khudik, told and showed how to do it, what, first of all, to pull up or throw up legs. Yurka was a sports guy, the champion of the RSFSR in freestyle wrestling among juniors, he could do this "lift" without stopping until we pulled him off the horizontal bar. We always exhibited him, when it was necessary to "rise" for a bet, he always won everyone.
      1. -4
        21 November 2021 22: 50
        Quote: Bez 310
        I suffered for a long time

        Strange you, 5 years in a sports school could not do a coup. This is all due to the fact that you do not like political politicians. But did you even have volleyball and basketball in an ordinary school? And what about football and hockey in the yard? Military towns have always had sports grounds, the guys hung around there every day.
        1. +5
          21 November 2021 22: 57
          Quote: chenia
          Weird you

          Maybe strange ..
          How to look, each has its own criteria.
      2. +2
        22 November 2021 00: 09
        Quote: Bez 310
        We always exhibited him, when it was necessary to "rise" for a bet, he always won everyone.

        12-10-8 .... excellent-hor-ud
      3. +2
        22 November 2021 04: 20
        For a long time, too, I was not given the rise of the coup. Although there was enough strength. I could not pass the test at school :(. The coach is not schoolchildren explained to me everything very simply "make such a movement as if you are wearing pants."
        And that's it! I twisted these coups as much as you want.
    2. +5
      21 November 2021 19: 06
      Quote: sabakina
      And this rise with a coup never obeyed me. crying

      That you sho ?! I do not believe. This is not the most difficult climb. It is more difficult to get out by force with two hands. I’ll go to my wife, she’s a Kostroma, and she’s very proud of that.
      1. +4
        21 November 2021 20: 43
        "I do not believe. It's not the most difficult climb ”- it happens in different ways. I, too, mastered the rise of the coup only after a year and a half, for the amusement of the personnel, but at the same time the press pumped the most in the division. Even a month ago, (and I am 64), I did not give in to my granddaughter.
    3. +3
      21 November 2021 22: 23
      Quote: sabakina
      And this rise with a coup never obeyed me. crying

      And on an emergency, with a regular approach to the horizontal bar, on a business trip, in another part, I managed to set a personal record - 16 times in slippers or 11 times in tarpaulins.
      Yes, thickening of bones, an increase in fat mass and sedentary work have been brought to a complete sagging with a sausage on the bar.
      1. +3
        22 November 2021 16: 40
        Quote: Starover_Z
        16 times in slippers or 11 times in kerzach.

        In lafa kirzachs - they are light. We did it in barnyards at the school. My size 45 is 3 kg. weighed. And in general, in boots, the center of gravity shifts, after them in slippers ... it was unusual, uncomfortable.
        Before the military school, I did it 17 times in "slippers", I thought enough. But at the school we had competitions in this exercise every month, according to the point system, we had to do 28 times in order to give the maximum 7 points to the platoon and company. And more than a dozen people have done it more than 100 times.
        In cowhide boots.
        But this is because in our school this exercise was cult.
        1. 0
          22 November 2021 16: 47
          Quote: bayard
          I had to do it 28 times to give the platoon and company the maximum 7 points. And more than a dozen people have done it more than 100 times.
          In cowhide boots.

          And I was not friends with the horizontal bar before the army, and even after. Walk, run, cross is yes, and the rest is simply not mine.
          I remembered when we were already in the units, after training, the next call came and reported that our former platoon commander had died in training. Crashed while doing an exercise on the horizontal bar, fell off.
          It's a pity, good, young starley was tough but fair ...
          1. +1
            22 November 2021 17: 29
            Quote: Starover_Z
            And I was not friends with the horizontal bar before the army, and even after.

            It's the opposite for me - after school we spent all senior classes in a neighboring yard - there was a horizontal bar. All the free time there - a train, strength exercises and complexes (they invented it themselves) ... And the girls pulled themselves up to us - to gawk nearby, to cheer.
            When that horizontal bar broke (and how much can you twist the "sun" on it without stretch marks?) I installed it in my yard - DURABLE ... But the crossbar turned out to be stiffer - not so springy.
            So when I entered the school for the first time I demonstrated my power complex on the horizontal bar ... I surprised even the commanders.
            But I was engaged in wrestling, so I had to fight in the school ... until the injury interrupted my sports career ... But sports did not interfere with my studies.
      2. 0
        22 November 2021 21: 08
        And by the way, I was taught by the village and desire. There was simply no one to explain to us.
  6. +4
    21 November 2021 19: 02
    = Saddened by this failure, the same navigator of the squadron expressed doubt that I could ski 5 kilometers. Despite the fact that the last time I skied about twenty years ago, back in Severomorsk, I bravely embarked on the track and earned another bottle of vodka. =
    Yes, you are unique!
    But I'm not. I could calmly accelerate, so that faster, speed skating on skis and rush down the mountain, run over rough terrain, jump from a springboard. But he changed his place of residence, where there were no mountains, after a couple of years, having become on skis, fell down descending from the railway embankment.
    Thanks for the next story.
    1. +3
      21 November 2021 19: 14
      Eh, skis, what a cool thing! Both a skate and a classic! Back in school, almost everyone turned up their nose, but I like it)))
      1. +3
        21 November 2021 19: 28
        Quote: Alien From
        Eh, skis, what a cool thing! Both a skate and a classic! Back in school, almost everyone turned up their nose, but I like it)))

        I also loved them very much. The first skis were presented to me, as a kid, by the commander of the missile unit, which was 10 kilometers away from us. For the fact that I took them, the officers, (drove a UAZ) to the valley between the mountains for mushrooms.
        And then, we had skis at school that we could take for a couple of days. I took it, ran to the river km. for 15, and returned. I must have taken it. This is now, if you rent it, then pay. And then ... Oh, there was a time!
      2. +3
        21 November 2021 20: 40
        Quote: Alien From
        Eh, skis, what a cool thing!

        Skiing saved my friend's life. I fell into a hunting pit with stakes and hung upside down, catching my skis either by roots, or by something else. Hanging and yelling like a beluga, the others arrived - they pulled out. After that he tied up with skis, and he stopped walking into the forest unless absolutely necessary ...
      3. +1
        21 November 2021 22: 43
        Quote: Alien From
        Eh, skis, what a cool thing! Both a skate and a classic! Back in school, almost everyone turned up their nose, but I like it)))

        And I only went skiing in "training". And how we liked it !!! But it's not destiny, after the army, at least to stand on them, straight to longing and gnashing of teeth, but the climate is not the same (((... crying
      4. +1
        22 November 2021 01: 58
        We almost always had skis at our school in winter, there was a huge several kilometers of ski trail behind the village, they canceled only when frosts below 40 came, the army also toiled like foolishness, skied when there was free time, and now something was lazy, although the climate allows , we already have knee-deep snow)
  7. +6
    21 November 2021 19: 15
    Even in a sports theme, a foggy bottle was not without. Michael, you are incorrigible. Damn, I even wanted a drink ...)
    1. -1
      23 November 2021 13: 34
      Quote: 76SSSR
      Even in a sports theme, a foggy bottle was not without. Michael

      Vodka power, sports grave. (C)
      1. 0
        23 November 2021 17: 24
        Quote: Vale2000
        Vodka power, sport is a grave.


        Sports and labor
        Vodkasilasportmogila

        Mikhail Vladimirovich had to attach such one.
        Vital, and most importantly there are fewer letters. As much as 7 pcs.
  8. +3
    21 November 2021 19: 33
    And I was 5 years old when physo was absent as a subject in the combat training program. The passage of a solemn march replaced it almost completely. True, there was entertainment such as unloading and loading the BC into the tank, and it was not physically easy to install and remove the battery either. What to do, mountains and 20% lack of oxygen. But in the third year you get used to it.
  9. +2
    21 November 2021 19: 37
    Reading about the author's sports adventures and playing sports are somewhat different activities. laughing But in general, sport is great, much better than cigarettes with beer when you are young. And one more thing - never confuse sports with physical education, physical education is good, and sports are health problems.
    1. 0
      22 November 2021 21: 14
      Comrade Ros! Exceptionally correct words! Sports and physical education are different things! good
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  11. 0
    21 November 2021 20: 59
    «
    The barbarian "bullied me as he wanted, and before passing the test in fizo, the prospect of staying on vacation in fizo loomed in front of me.

    Yes, there was no need to insult the peasant.
    1. +8
      21 November 2021 21: 23
      Quote: tihonmarine
      there was no need to insult the peasant.

      I often had my tongue ahead of my brain, especially when I was young.
      1. +4
        21 November 2021 22: 11
        Quote: Bez 310
        I often had my tongue ahead of my brain, especially when I was young.

        Eh, if only one of you.
      2. 0
        23 November 2021 07: 51
        Probably all young people sin with this, you know, youthful maximalism. hi
        And some of them remain until the very end of their lives, well, they have a craving for justice in their blood. angry
  12. 0
    21 November 2021 22: 28
    And I still remember my first coach ... Although I was brought to him at the age of 6.
  13. +2
    21 November 2021 22: 34
    Quote: Bez 310
    Quote: tihonmarine
    there was no need to insult the peasant.

    I often had my tongue ahead of my brain, especially when I was young.

    I can confirm. Now it has become better, but in youth - yes! good
  14. +1
    21 November 2021 22: 34
    In VVVAUSh, they brought them to the Lopings for the first time, so everyone almost got away with it with delight. And the boy from the 3rd year, the patrolman (the patrol was there, resting in a non-statutory manner at the stadium) upset, they say you are happy, cry again, passing the standard ...)))
    1. +1
      21 November 2021 22: 52
      Quote: ermak124.0
      the first time they brought to the lopings

      So they even gave it to the discharges, 10 vol. forward, then 10 vol. back in time. Loping used to be part of the training program for parachutists. Now I do not know. Domes with stabilization began to arrive in the Airborne Forces and MPs. And once they jumped "to manual opening" with free fall. It was necessary to skillfully control the body in the air and therefore have a trained vestibule apparatus. Although this is always not superfluous.)
      1. +2
        21 November 2021 23: 34
        Quote: 76SSSR
        So they even gave it to the discharges, 10 vol. forward, then 10 vol. back in time

        Only two-degree. I passed, it's no use. They did not fix and write down anywhere (((
        1. 0
          21 November 2021 23: 40
          Quote: Product8
          Only two-degree.

          Yes, exactly, only the second and third.
          1. +4
            21 November 2021 23: 48
            Quote: 76SSSR
            Yes, exactly, only the second and third.

            I meant loping two degrees of freedom. It did not rotate around the longitudinal axis.
            There were also wheels.
            Sanya Murzik contrived ... From the story.
            “It was in the summer, in their spare time the cadets played sports, played volleyball, rode on wheels. These are not the 'wheels' you think of. This is such a thing with toes and hand holders.
            Something like that thing. And so, Sanya somehow managed, while riding a wheel, to pinch his penis. At first, I thought for a long time how? Doctors in the medical unit, then our commanders, then us, and then the girl with whom the victim of the wheel met.
            Boa? A coiled fire hose? "
            1. +1
              21 November 2021 23: 55
              Quote: Product8
              And so, Sanya somehow managed, while riding a wheel, to pinch his penis.

              As the saying goes, you heal one thing and cripple the other. He developed the vestibular apparatus, but did not save his other "apparatus" in the end.)
              1. +1
                22 November 2021 00: 15
                Quote: 76SSSR
                Developed the vestibular apparatus,

                Both without him should have known.
                I got on release in Mongohto Tu-142, then in Cam Ranh.
  15. +5
    21 November 2021 22: 57
    Super Story Series! hi I look forward to a new one every evening ........ I myself am a submariner, in the past ....... and as always I am convinced that each branch of the army is a new unknown world. It was very interesting to hear about the aspects of the work of the navigator and the navigator-operator. I confess, I thought that w-o is nothing more than an ensign ... I confess, there are a lot of nuances here. The only thing with which I can argue a little with the author is about the feeding of pilots and submariners. By the will of fate, a couple of times I had to eat at the naval aviators, and, frankly, did not impress. Even in the coastal canteen in Vilyuchinsk, they fed, at least, not worse, but I am not talking about food in an autonomous system .... although, my opinion on any is subjective. Yes, and in the coastal canteen, the submariners are covered in the same way by women, there are, of course, sailors from the daily outfit, but they were not allowed to the officers' tables, or rather, two or three women (girls) and a couple of sailors who were pushed around by those women called them.
    1. +4
      21 November 2021 23: 02
      and immediately remembered our physical training at school, the same insane gymnastics standards - lifting, coups, parallel bars, jumping over horses and everything else that took our time and was not useful for a second in the navy. It would be better if they taught swimming, otherwise it's a shame to say that I learned to swim normally only after school, due to independent walking into the pool (this is good, I was lucky, I never flopped off the icy superstructure), or boxing, which is more than necessary for an officer
      1. +3
        21 November 2021 23: 30
        Quote: konstantin77
        It would be better if they taught swimming

        In flight, some were shifted on skis.
        We handed over 500 km. It was necessary to run so much in aggregate to get a credit.
      2. +2
        22 November 2021 08: 38
        Quote: konstantin77
        or boxing, which is more than necessary for an officer

        Boxing was forbidden to us, the navigator works with his head, and there is nothing to knock on it.
    2. +3
      21 November 2021 23: 32
      Quote: konstantin77
      By the will of fate, a couple of times I had to eat at the naval aviators

      You were fed according to the technical standard.
      1. 0
        22 November 2021 11: 21
        Quote: Product8
        You were fed according to the technical standard.

        Could have served a submariner in the first category.)
        1. 0
          22 November 2021 17: 55
          Quote: 76SSSR
          Could have served a submariner in the first category.)

          This is who he came to, who is the accompanying person, what questions.
          There and in the salon you can feed.)))
  16. +3
    21 November 2021 23: 21

    In the South, football is in the first place: flight crews against air traffic controllers ...
    1. +3
      22 November 2021 04: 08
      Quote: dmmyak40
      in the first place - football.

      hi And the doctor went to football with us - God forbid to fall: he sent one straight to the medical board ... And for the game of snowballs the company commander showed the gesture "Victory" and asked: - how much? - Two. - No, it's five Roman, five days of the guardhouse. Weaned us off quickly
  17. +4
    21 November 2021 23: 27
    About physo in VVVAUSH.
    There were also two twin brothers, teachers of physics.
    Each brother has one brother)))
    Nostalgia.
    The base was very good. We drove a lot, every morning we have a cross around the rembase.
    Interestingly, the third year was presented at the school's show in physics.
    But he was the first to run after him. They put on a uniform with third stripes, like they changed clothes ... I passed 500 m.
    What was the base and what was left. Even the outfit in the summer was a special one for the stadium.

    1. 0
      21 November 2021 23: 34
      Quote: Product8
      What was the base and what was left.

      Well, the school is no longer there.
    2. +3
      22 November 2021 00: 29
      Uhhhhh ... Familiar landscape. The football field was valid. Do not forget the morning races around the ARZ. And fizo, the so-called physical training reviews, probably in all schools were on the 3rd course. The handjob in front of them was strong. "Muscles" from the district and Moscow moved in, they walked around with folders, important to use, in shirts with elastic bands and caps that were unreal ...)))). It was not possible to find a replacement, he puffed himself out. But for me, on the contrary, in the first year, a fellow countryman from the 3rd "ti-ti" deftly passed. Without Morse code, they were not allowed to stand. And I, like many, honestly slept in the morning exercise, with my face in my hat)))
      By the way, the last beginning died the other day. school, um Rybakin, who replaced the deceased um Marchenko. Eternal flight to them.
    3. +3
      22 November 2021 08: 34
      Quote: Product8
      and what's left

      What remains is the pipe fence, where I had to attach the slogan!
      1. +1
        22 November 2021 09: 10
        Quote: Bez 310
        where should I add the slogan!

  18. +2
    22 November 2021 04: 15
    Sumptuously!!!
  19. +3
    22 November 2021 10: 34
    I could not scroll on loping, for the whole service! got up upstairs, and .... 299PDP
    1. 0
      22 November 2021 20: 56
      There was no particular incentive to be seen. And our vacation was at stake. laughing If I didn't pass it, I’m free, sit in the barracks and grieve while we’re getting a drink ... drinks
  20. 0
    22 November 2021 22: 50
    One of the American astronauts when the schoolchildren
    asked him what sport he played, what would become
    astronaut, replied:
    -The Lord measured a certain amount of each
    heartbeats and I wasn’t going to waste
    him to this nonsense.

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