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Malky, potatoes, departure

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Malky, potatoes, departure

Saturday



In the morning, the commander announced that it was possible on Saturday to have a cultural rest at the hot springs, 10 people from each squadron and 5 people from the control of the regiment were traveling. If everything goes well, the race will be repeated on Sunday in order to reach the maximum number of people. The people hummed gratefully. They began compiling lists, identifying opportunities and preparing for the trip.

And then came Saturday.

The car was ready, excited lucky people crowded around the gathering place. The regimental commander, very calm, left his house and went to the car. And then his gaze rested on the very operator whom he had recently punished. The operator stood at the crossroads of the paths and thought about something with concentration. The commander suddenly, even for himself, suddenly decided to show sensitivity:

- Well, what are you sad about? Offended, probably, for the punishment? No need to be offended, if you are guilty, get it. And you probably didn't take it on the trip? This is fixable! I personally take you with me, go and take your things into the car. The operator is also a person!

Dumbfounded by such a commanding sensitivity, the operator was silent ... Well, do not tell the commander that he was thinking about how to use two bottles of Pliska more efficiently, without attracting the attention of senior comrades. Therefore, the operator reported very briefly:

- Comrade Colonel! Thank you for your concern, but I have no grudge against a fair punishment. And I didn't even try to go to Malki, I thought to work on myself, well, in terms of self-improvement. I think that while I am not worthy of such entertainment, let the best come.

- It's your business. Maybe you're right…

The car with the vacationers drove to Malki, and the operator found his right hand and proceeded to put in order the nerves, upset by the sudden display of sensitivity by the regiment commander. At the same time, I asked for the opinion of a more experienced comrade:

- Listen, Seryoga! The regiment commander showed me sensitivity and concern ... How do you understand this? Maybe the service will trample?

Serega knew the regiment commander for a year more than the operator. Having drunk the poured Pliska, he thought and answered:

- Don't roll your lips! It's generally bad that he remembered you. Our commander is hot, but easy-going, but nevertheless it is better not to get into his memory. Think for yourself, where are you and where is the colonel? And in general, these commanders, they are like that - they eat vodka all night, and in the morning they are drawn to sensitivity ...

Having expressed his opinion, Seryoga began to gently roll onto the bed and fell over until he took a completely horizontal position. Making himself comfortable, closing his eyes, Seryoga finished his thought:

- You would be careful ...

He shouldn't have said that. What the operator did not have was the instinct for military self-preservation. Well, he was not afraid of the authorities, so he grew up, and instead of bypassing the authorities, he was always on the rampage.

And now, having heard the last words of Seryoga, the opera said to himself: “Oh, why should I be afraid of him, I suppose, I won’t eat it,” and thought about the future plan of the day off. He did not think for long.

And what is there to think if the most worthy should already drive up to the Malkas?

In Malki


This is the place for the operator, whom the regiment commander personally invited. So the plan is ripe - we must go to Malki! Well, if there is a plan, then it must be carried out. After rummaging in his bag, finding swimming trunks (every pilot going to Kamchatka takes swimming trunks with him) and stuffing them into a special pocket for a pistol, the opera went to the main road, that is, to the highway.

This route connected St. Petersburg and the village of Oktyabrsky, in the west of Kamchatka, was strategic for Kamchatka, and cars drove along it quite often. The main thing is to determine the correct direction of movement. Taking a compass from his pocket, which every pilot and navigator has as an emergency equipment, the oper correctly determined where he needed to go, and stood on the right side of the road. Seeing an approaching truck, the oper did not wave his hands, as civilians would do, but simply walked out onto the center of the road and stared gloomily at the driver.

The driver began to slow down, and then the opera showed him with a gesture to the place of stopping. After stopping the truck of operas, he also silently opened the door, got into the car and gave the command:

- Forward!

The driver, who was a little dazed by the sight of this stern naval pilot, pressed the gas, the car drove off, and then he decided to clarify the situation:

- Commander! Where we go?

- To Malki!

“I’m a little wrong, I’ll turn before reaching ...

- The homeland is in danger!

- Got it, in Malki.

- If anything, wake up, did not sleep all night.

- What happened?

- The time will come - they will tell everyone.

Having puzzled the driver, the opera closed his eyes and plunged into a sweet slumber, imagining how he would now lie down in hot water and examine almost naked female bodies, which he had not seen for three weeks.

He woke up from the fact that the driver gently shook him by the shoulder.

- Commander, look ...

- How much is left to go?

- Five kilometers, but open your eyes, it's yours, I guess.

Oper reluctantly opened his eyes and looked at the road. What he saw instantly put him in a good mood. And he saw a military vehicle with an open hood, a military driver, perplexedly examining the insides of the car, and a column of pilots led by the commander of the regiment, wandering towards the Malky. Here the driver took the initiative:

- Maybe we will slow down, take a look at the car, help the military man?

- Do not slow down, we have another task.

- And how are these?

- But how? Let them go on foot, if the mind is not enough to check the car before leaving. Nothing, the collection point is Malki, for them five kilometers is an easy walk, see for yourself what hari they ate.

Five kilometers flew quickly, and the car stopped at the entrance to the hot springs. Oper praised the driver:

- Well done, we arrived quickly. I give permission to act according to a personal plan.

- Yes, do not hesitate, we, if anything, always ...

- The homeland will not forget you!

Saying goodbye to the driver, the oper looked around. Well, in principle, he did not expect to see the Sochi Riviera here, so he was not upset to find primitive baths, a locker room and, most importantly, a stall. Having bought a bottle of Pliska, having changed clothes, the operas found a hotter place, plunged into this place up to his chest, sipped a little from the bottle and began to look at the people around him. Yes, there were people around, not military men, but ordinary people, and some of them were women and delighted the eyes of the opera with their openness and even half-nakedness.

And the mood of the opera rose to unprecedented heights, and not only the mood rose, but also that which should rise in a young officer at the sight of half-naked women. Having sipped a little more from the bottle, the oper closed his eyes and began to dream ...

The painfully familiar voice of the regiment commander returned him to harsh reality, and this voice sounded very loud:

- Who? Why? How did he get here? Who authorized it? We push the car there, walk on foot, and he decomposes here !!!

Opening his eyes, the operas saw a crowd of their commanders and chiefs, with a haggard look, standing at the edge of the pool, and the commander of the regiment, who was poking his finger at him and continued to shout something, panting with indignation. After waiting for the regiment commander's fuse to dry up, mechanically taking a sip from the bottle, which caused the commander to have a nervous tic, the oper entered into a conversation:

- I was brought by car, there are sympathetic people, everyone is ready to help the naval pilot. Why are you shouting, Comrade Colonel? You yourself invited me to the hot springs, so I arrived.

- So I had to go with everyone when I, the regiment commander, invited you! And not to run around Kamchatka all alone!

The squadron political officer climbed out from behind the commander and immediately complained:

- So he also drinks, comrade commander, nothing sacred ...

- What's the matter? A day off has been announced in the regiment, and I have the right to drink - tea is not an urgent service.

The regiment commander blushed, gritted his teeth, opened his mouth wider and yelled:

- For unauthorized leaving the garrison - five days of arrest! Squadron commander! Under your personal control! Do not let him out of sight, otherwise he may go to St. Petersburg, he has a day off. Comes back with us when the car is repaired.

- There are five days of arrest! Comrade Colonel! Allow me to go to the garrison on my own, maybe your car will not be repaired soon, but why should I hang around here, the mood is not the same ...

- The squadron commander! He didn't understand anything! Don't let him go anywhere! Rides with us, under your control! Get him out of my sight ...

The war machine was repaired, and the oper departed to the garrison along with everyone else. The regiment commander canceled the meeting with the women fishermen, perhaps he was afraid that later he would not gather the personnel. In principle, nothing terrible happened, the plan was fulfilled - hot springs, women, it is true, only with a look, but some sediment remained in the operator's soul.

The deadline meted out by the command was coming to an end aviation Pacific Fleet to our regiment for the development of a new airfield. The development showed that the airfield is not suitable for permanent operation, it is built on a swamp, the “cushion” under the runway is small, and the plates “float”, after mass aircraft landings the plates rise, forming unacceptable joints. But as an alternate or operational airfield, it can be used, so that huge money was not all thrown to the wind.

Young potato


The people are tired. All is well in moderation, neither the fish nor the "Pliska" warmed their souls, the people were more and more lying around in the cells, stupidly examining the ceiling or the mesh of the second-tier bunk. Zampolites have strengthened total control over the personnel, no matter what happens ...

The zampolit walked through the barracks, listening sensitively to the conversations coming from behind every door. He could not hear anything special, the people were too lazy to even talk. But the sensitive nose of the political officer, long accustomed to the constant smell of decaying fish entrails, caught a fresh, long-forgotten aroma. The zampolit followed the smell and stopped at the door of the cell where the squadron warrant officers nestled.

After standing a little at the door, sniffing and not understanding anything, the political officer abruptly opened the door and saw the set table and the ensigns, eating something vividly. The long-forgotten aroma of boiled young potatoes spread across the room. Having swallowed the saliva that had come running, the political officer began to investigate:

- What it is?

- And what? A modest dinner - young potatoes, herbs, fish, caviar, bread.

- So I ask - what is it?

- This is a young potato.

- Where?! In the dining room they only give us some canned muck for submariners, where did you get the young potatoes from?

- Yes, from the field, where else?

- What the hell is the field? Where here, in Kamchatka, did you find a potato field?

- Yes, there is a field here, there is, they themselves accidentally found it yesterday. On the side of the strip where no one walks, there is a huge field of potatoes. We asked about it, it turned out that some of their Kamchatka collective farm has grown potatoes here, it was a good success, a little too small, however, but a lot. Yes, you sit down at the table, eat some potatoes, you’re out of the habit, I suppose. We also have something for kartocha.

Zampolita didn’t have to persuade him for a long time, pushing the ensigns aside, he sat down at the table, ate potatoes, caviar, washed down with "something" and leaned back satiatedly from the table. A thought came to his mind, which he immediately began to formulate aloud:

- The field, you say ... Smallish, but a lot ... It's good.

- Well, yes, it's a pity only by the end of the term they found out, but she only matured.

- Well, that's what guys. I will not inflate the case of the theft of national potatoes ...

- People's ... Yes, we are the army of the people, which means ours too!

- Do not interrupt! I will not inflate the matter, but you dig up a bag and bring it to my room, I'll take it home, let my wife know what kind of breadwinner I am.

- What bag? Where do we get the bag from?

- That’s all you need to teach. They say correctly that the political officer is his own father. And where is the military ingenuity? Look how many unnecessary mattresses are lying around. Here you open the mattress on one side, throw out the unnecessary filling, and you will get a wonderful bag.

- A bag? Yes, it will not be raised if you fill it with potatoes.

- And do not overstrain, carry it together. Well, okay, I went, and you study here. Yes, and don't talk about potatoes, otherwise our people are cunning ...

Flight


The day of the flight has come.

All the regiment's planes started up and began to taxi slowly along the main taxiway after the regiment commander's plane. After making sure that everyone was ready for takeoff, the regiment commander began to taxi into the runway.

Suddenly, a ragged "lawn" jumped out onto the taxiway, right in front of the commander's plane, a shaggy man jumped out of there and started shouting something, waving his arms and even showing obscene gestures. The commander reported to the flight director:

- "Rakat", here some drunk is driving along the taxi, it interferes with steering, now it is dancing in front of my plane.

- 901st, this is not drunk, this is their collective farm chairman, now the local commander will arrive, you need to talk to them, otherwise everything is lost ...

- What other collective farm? Remove strangers from the airfield, it's time to take off.

- 901st! You really need to talk to them, I repeat - you really need to!

The angry regiment commander got out of all the belts with which he was tied to the parachute and catapult and, without taking off his helmet, got out of the plane. A civilian man immediately jumped up to him and started shouting something, but nothing could be heard because of the roar of the engines. The commander of the aviation commandant's office arrived, everyone moved away from the planes, and a showdown began:

- What are you, man, completely fucking rushing under the plane?

- Yes, it’s all of you here, you bastards, dug up a whole field of experimental potatoes, you bastards!

- What potatoes? Who dug it up? Where?

- Yes, over there, behind the strip, we had a huge field of potatoes, it was good, everything was in order yesterday morning, today I arrived - no potatoes, well, not at all. And then you fly away, of course, your eagles dug up, bitches! I will report to the krai!

- This is the first time I hear about potatoes. Wait here, wait.

The commander took the commandant aside and began to understand the situation:

- Tell me.

- Yes it was. We did not tell you about the potatoes, they are behind the strip, you cannot see them. The collective farm has been learning to grow potatoes for a long time, this year everything has been ugly. Apparently, your eagles found the potatoes and dug them out before the flight.

- Well, exactly, our freaks ... What are we going to do?

- We will negotiate.

The chairman was called and negotiations began:

- Why are you so worried about potatoes? What's so valuable there? Last year it wasn’t ugly, so it’s not ugly in the same year?

- It might not have been ugly, but she was ugly! It's a shame!

- What do you want instead of potatoes?

- Instead of potatoes? Well, fuel, building materials ...

- You don't really dream, let's really - we will give kerosene, some building materials, well, little things, and you write off the potatoes for a crop failure. Deal? Commandant, give him half of everything he asks for, write it down to my regiment, and get him off the taxi, it's time for us to take off.

This is how our first stay at the Lenino airfield ended. We have been there several times, but I will not tell - nothing new happened.

Yes, the regiment commander did not say anything about potatoes after arriving on the mainland - he did not strain the people once again.
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  1. Edik
    Edik 20 November 2021 18: 22
    +16
    It is simply a class! Thanks for the high spirits! I was in Oktyabrsky, I went to the hot springs in Paratunka.
    1. Bez 310
      20 November 2021 18: 28
      +18
      Quote: Edik
      went to Paratunka

      And I drove ...
      1. Edik
        Edik 20 November 2021 19: 26
        +7
        Write more and I wish you success! Kamchatka is a beautiful land!
      2. ANB
        ANB 20 November 2021 23: 35
        +3
        ... And I drove ...

        And rightly so. There is not much to swim in Malki. There you have to drink mineral water. You can take it with you. A pipe sticks straight out of the factory especially for those wishing to dial. Only it is unfiltered, there is a lot of iron.
    2. The leader of the Redskins
      The leader of the Redskins 20 November 2021 18: 49
      +14
      Reads well. Here you take a book. You will reveal a story about someone, well, in general, far from you. And the place of action is such that you have never been and you only dream up. And it reads easily, understandably, with feeling
      Or, on the contrary, it seems like your element, profession. And you read and squint - well, they don't say that! They do not speak out, do not act! ...
      You, Mikhail, have the first option. Thank you for the article.
  2. Pavel57
    Pavel57 20 November 2021 18: 32
    +4
    Easy to read. The topic of women has gone aside.
    1. Bez 310
      20 November 2021 18: 33
      +16
      Quote: Pavel57
      Women theme

      I don't like to write about this topic.
      1. tovarich-andrey.62goncharov
        tovarich-andrey.62goncharov 20 November 2021 18: 50
        +1
        Sorry for the minus ...
      2. Krasnoyarsk
        Krasnoyarsk 20 November 2021 19: 21
        +11
        Quote: Bez 310
        I don't like to write about this topic.

        And it is right. A normal man does not apply to this topic.
        Thanks for the story. I read it with pleasure. You are a born storyteller. good
    2. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z 20 November 2021 21: 50
      +1
      Quote: Pavel57
      Easy to read. The topic of women has gone aside.

      Well, right. No place for women in the service! (joke) And the story would have been different.
      Good luck Michael in this field!
  3. Svarog
    Svarog 20 November 2021 18: 36
    +9
    While reading saliva choked)) Something also wanted a young potato ..
    1. ankir13
      ankir13 21 November 2021 20: 16
      +1
      And I, too, potatoes, sardines, even opened anise ...
  4. Blacksmith 55
    Blacksmith 55 20 November 2021 18: 37
    +7
    Michael, you have to take on a bigger job.
    Write stories, stories, tales.
    You are loved on VO judging by the comments.
    Something new, interesting, thank you and go ahead.
    1. Bez 310
      20 November 2021 18: 58
      +9
      Quote: Blacksmith 55
      we need to take on a bigger cause

      And try to answer the question yourself - why do I need this?
      No need, no sense, and laziness.
      1. chenia
        chenia 20 November 2021 20: 43
        +2
        Did you have an anti-icing agent? Well. that would barter potatoes.
        Or is it sacred?
        It is strange that you were unlucky with political officers. Soulful people. Oh, and you slander them.
        1. Bez 310
          20 November 2021 21: 32
          +6
          Quote: chenia
          did not have an anti-icing agent?

          There was no alcohol on the Tu-16 ...
          1. chenia
            chenia 20 November 2021 21: 38
            +2
            Quote: Bez 310
            There was no alcohol on the Tu-16 ..

            Quote: Product8

            To do this, it was necessary to go to the anti-submarine warriors.)))


            No luck.
            At that time, it was an absolute currency and was not subject to inflation.
        2. Product8
          Product8 20 November 2021 21: 35
          +8
          Quote: chenia
          Did you have an anti-icing agent?

          To do this, it was necessary to go to the anti-submarine warriors.)))
          1. CastroRuiz
            CastroRuiz 22 November 2021 18: 41
            +1
            Tu-22M2 is a supersonic spirit carrier. :)
      2. 210ox
        210ox 20 November 2021 23: 21
        +2
        Thanks. You write interestingly, and with humor. In general, there are interesting authors among the military people. Here's how I got the divers. A series of articles "Sharks from steel."
        1. Bez 310
          21 November 2021 07: 56
          +3
          Quote: 210ox
          A series of articles "Sharks from steel."

          The author is Eduard Ovechkin, several books have already left this cycle. He writes very well, funny stories about submariners.
      3. ankir13
        ankir13 21 November 2021 20: 19
        0
        It is necessary because, it turned out well, it was written for people.
    2. Vladimir Mashkov
      Vladimir Mashkov 20 November 2021 19: 48
      +1
      Quote: Blacksmith 55
      Michael, you have to take on a bigger job.

      He flirts. He is a writer (known, however, to a narrow circle), has been published for more than 10 years, has already written about 100 autobiographical stories and a novella. Most are not bad. True, sometimes it gets carried away.
      1. Product8
        Product8 20 November 2021 20: 06
        +5
        Quote: Vladimir Mashkov
        True, sometimes it gets carried away.

        So everyone brings in ... and Pushkin and Koklyushkin.
        A creative person is .... an element.
      2. Flooding
        Flooding 20 November 2021 20: 06
        +1
        Quote: Vladimir Mashkov
        has already written about 100 autobiographical stories and a novella. Most are not bad

        in the way you expressed it it seemed that you are writing about a colleague in the shop
        1. Vladimir Mashkov
          Vladimir Mashkov 20 November 2021 20: 13
          0
          Quote: Flood
          Quote: Vladimir Mashkov
          has already written about 100 autobiographical stories and a novella. Most are not bad

          in the way you expressed it it seemed that you are writing about a colleague in the shop

          No, I'm not a professional. Lover. Just a highly experienced, literate and educated old man. smile
      3. Blacksmith 55
        Blacksmith 55 20 November 2021 20: 44
        +1
        Looked in the internet.
        There are different Michael Bez (s). But he didn't find ours.
        Or is that his "callsign"?
        He writes interestingly.
        And I'm a fan of reading.
        In any case, a person has a talent. Good luck to him.
    3. Mitroha
      Mitroha 20 November 2021 21: 10
      0
      Don't speak for everyone
  5. Thrifty
    Thrifty 20 November 2021 18: 42
    +5
    Here is your "weekend reading", something that the site, by and large, was not enough! hi
  6. bober1982
    bober1982 20 November 2021 18: 48
    .
    With swearing in the article, I went overboard where the moderators were looking, or the author took an example from the current theater and cinematographers, where mat from the stage and on the screen - the norm.
    1. Asad
      Asad 20 November 2021 19: 09
      +9
      The author has his own critic, personal, appeared!
      1. Bez 310
        20 November 2021 19: 18
        +16
        Quote: ASAD
        The author has his own critic, personal, appeared!

        And not one.
        Will come rushing by now Radikal, and will begin to cut the truth-uterus!
        1. OgnennyiKotik
          OgnennyiKotik 20 November 2021 19: 22
          +5
          Quote: Bez 310
          And not one.

          These are the best readers! Not a single material will be missed, they will be subtracted several times, comments will be left! Beauty!
        2. Vladimir Mashkov
          Vladimir Mashkov 20 November 2021 19: 52
          +1
          Quote: Bez 310
          Now Radikal will come rushing in and start cutting the truth-uterus!

          Well, you have own truth (the Zen cycle that you demolished was called: "My truth about naval aviation"). And people also have their own ideas about the truth. smile
        3. Kushka
          Kushka 20 November 2021 19: 53
          +9
          Two blondes:
          -Nata, would you marry radical?
          - For ... what?
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    2. Andrey VOV
      Andrey VOV 20 November 2021 19: 39
      +6
      And the beaver probably only spoke in the language of Pushkin, one might think, it’s enough to face it.
      1. bober1982
        bober1982 20 November 2021 19: 55
        -6
        Quote: Andrey VOV
        And the beaver probably only spoke in the language of Pushkin, you might think he spoke, well, enough face to measure that

        There are rules on the site, I did not set them here, I mean about mate, about its inadmissibility and therefore swearing in all this scribbling is unacceptable. It is not entirely clear why all this remains unpunished.
      2. The comment was deleted.
        1. Product8
          Product8 21 November 2021 22: 20
          0
          Quote: ankir13
          mate perceive

          J. London has a corresponding story about abuse and its use. Everything in moderation and in place.
  7. tralmaster
    tralmaster 20 November 2021 19: 00
    +7
    The secret airfield was revealed. According to the last words about what was built in the swamp. Back in the seventies, plates from 26 km were taken there. Last time I was there 2008. There was only a civilian watchman. Everything else is in ruins. And in Malki it really is CLASS!
    1. Product8
      Product8 20 November 2021 20: 26
      +7
      Quote: tralmaster
      plates from 26 km were taken there.

      ))) They'll be back soon.
      The airport is expanding, and the slabs there are cool. It's cheaper to transport it from the mainland.
      Moreover, the precast concrete plant was destroyed. In the same place, on the 28th.

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      2. tralmaster
        tralmaster 30 November 2021 19: 23
        0
        My friend, if you want to moan groans in the corner alone. I don’t know when you were in Kamchatka the last time, but a new strip was already laid without this plant. It ended after the construction of the strip in 78. That lane is now instead of taxiing. And I lived there from 72 to 2020. Yes, I know about the plant because my mother and the construction battalion built it at 28.
        1. Product8
          Product8 2 December 2021 08: 56
          0
          Quote: tralmaster
          It ended after the construction of the strip in 78.

          Trauma master, if you want to poison, find yourself a corner closer to the jerk.
          In this plant, my wife worked from 1984 to 1989 ....
          Did you see the badge in my post? )))
          Airfield slabs are not made on ZZHBU, their equipment is not the same.
          There they poured for the construction of houses. There are five-story buildings at the 28th km, have you seen?
          You, me, the navigator are going to tell you what strip is in Yelizovo? ))) Are you in your mind at all?
          1. Very kind
            Very kind 2 December 2021 10: 51
            0
            Quote: Product8
            Did you see the badge in my post? )))

            Semyonov, is it true that in the OKVS PLB you ended up as a GBS snitch?
          2. tralmaster
            tralmaster 3 December 2021 23: 58
            0
            And I lived 26 km to 94 years. Chturman, then what? And he left Elizovo only that year. I don’t know exactly when the plant was closed. Only initially it was built specifically for the construction of the strip. So what is next ? The KSM at 31 km was also closed, so what? 5a School 1 b I once received an apartment.
  8. businessv
    businessv 20 November 2021 19: 58
    +5
    This is how our first stay at the Lenino airfield ended. We have been there several times, but I will not tell - nothing new happened.
    Cool story, this work cannot be called an article! Thank you for the humor and mood, success in your future work! good
  9. Product8
    Product8 20 November 2021 20: 15
    +9
    The potatoes in Kamchatka are good.
    Feature - there is no Colorado potato beetle.
    We sat in Elizovo with a couple from the Soviet Gavan.
    Then somehow the name Mongokhto was not used very much in our country.
    Nimble guys, found a "Ural" with a sidecar and brought a Chinook salmon.
    I have not seen such. The head was in the carriage, and the tail was dragging through the spare wheel almost along the ground.
    I then lived in the DS house. In the evening we were invited to visit ..... with their electric stove, frying pan, butter, plates and glasses.
    1. bober1982
      bober1982 20 November 2021 20: 19
      -5
      Quote: Product8
      The potatoes in Kamchatka are good.

      And now - well done, about potatoes, that's good.
      Oh, then he kept chatting about how he was winding up the wives of his colleagues.
    2. Vladimir Mashkov
      Vladimir Mashkov 20 November 2021 21: 05
      +1
      Quote: Product8
      ... and brought the Chinook salmon.

      In the 70s, when the floating base was under repair in Sovgavan, poachers constantly set nets in the Okocha Bay, and the fish guards trawled them with a cat at low speed. Chinook nets. Gorgeous crocodile fish up to 2 meters long (I saw it myself!). And delicious ...
      1. Product8
        Product8 20 November 2021 21: 32
        +5
        Quote: Vladimir Mashkov
        And delicious ...

        There is something to remember.
        And a smelt, the size of a small herring.
        What is in stores now ... a pot-bellied trifle.
        They scooped buckets, pearl ashore as an element)))


        1. Vladimir Mashkov
          Vladimir Mashkov 20 November 2021 21: 57
          0
          In Sovgavan, capelin was once collected in buckets and bags. I don’t know how it is now.
          1. Product8
            Product8 20 November 2021 22: 18
            +4
            Quote: Vladimir Mashkov
            I don’t know how now.

            Yes, just the same.
            There are fewer people, more fish)))
        2. kytx
          kytx 20 November 2021 22: 12
          +2
          Smelt is of different types and sizes accordingly. In fact, each herd has a different bunch of subspecies, which even have a different food base.
          We valued the so-called "cucumber" and it was small.
          Smelt and freshwater is also sea and it is different.
          The best smelt is caught in winter, but what you have in your photo is some kind of environmental disaster.
          I can even guess where it was filmed
          1. Vladimir Mashkov
            Vladimir Mashkov 20 November 2021 22: 27
            +1
            Wonderful Okhotsk smelt. She can be up to 40 cm, though we had about 30 in by-catch. When she was brought aboard, the whole floating base smelled of fresh cucumbers. Imagine: winter, occasionally snow charges, broken ice all around the horizon, constantly low leaden clouds from above - and the smell of fresh cucumbers !!! And I remembered the Kambalnaya hill for the rest of my life.
            1. tralmaster
              tralmaster 30 November 2021 19: 28
              +1
              In the spring, when the pollock fishery left the last trawl, there was smelt in the 'vegetable garden'. Krupnyak with caviar was collected for drying. After how many in the Oktyabr cue in the spring I did not catch on the Bolshoi such a large piece came across.
          2. Product8
            Product8 20 November 2021 23: 01
            +2
            Quote: kytx
            I can even guess where it was filmed

            In the Englishwoman.
            1. kytx
              kytx 21 November 2021 03: 34
              +1
              On the Englishwoman, the beach is different, there are no power lines, and there are no civilians
              :)
              1. Product8
                Product8 21 November 2021 07: 46
                0
                Quote: kytx
                On the Englishwoman, the beach is different, there are no power lines, and there are no civilians
                :)

                That means on the Khalakhtyrsky beach.
                Maybe he was wrong, more than 30 years have passed (((
                The EW regiment was then in Englishwoman, and they went to them for smelt. Some went with their wives, but the fact that in civilian life ... who will go in the form of fish to collect)))
                And to go ... the head of the electronic warfare of the flotilla Misha Zubkov at that time, will give the command, they will let him through.
              2. tralmaster
                tralmaster 28 November 2021 11: 45
                0
                This road to Oktyabrsky is about 23-24 km. On Khalatyrka, there has been no capelin for a very long time.
                1. kytx
                  kytx 28 November 2021 16: 25
                  0
                  Quite right. This photo was taken between Bolsheretsky and Oktyabrsky
                  1. kytx
                    kytx 28 November 2021 17: 02
                    0
                    And on the robe, there is still capelin
        3. dauria
          dauria 21 November 2021 08: 44
          +3
          There is something to remember.
          And a smelt, the size of a small herring.

          Oh yes, a photo with caviar. Yes, colored. On Sakhalin, in Novo-Aleksandrovsk, I happened to see and even do this. The year was "fruitful" for fish. Our commander agreed with the local authorities. We took a kung and drove to the mouth of a river near Dolinsk for pink salmon. They were all stupid, they could not distinguish between humpback salmon and croaker. The technology is simple. Waited for a wave from the sea - running with one wing of nonsense to the other side. The wave retreated - running back to fold the wings and drag. Here Mikhail mentioned a bag made of a sheet in his story - because of greed, our woolen sweater (remember, they gave out such brown to the knees) had sleeves and bottoms tied and fish there.
          But to do the caviar. Some kind of salt, brine and hot and cold, concentration on raw potatoes, temperature, time by a stopwatch, a local old man taught me. I remembered "that you won't have time by morning - throw it in the trash heap"
          Only I laid it out on the table on a linen tablecloth. With a layer of no more than 2 cm, so that the excess brine is absorbed before being laid out in jars.
          There are my "Gavryushki", still young .... Eh, men. My throat was tight. You, Misha, keep writing. Be sure to write.
          1. Product8
            Product8 21 November 2021 10: 18
            0
            Quote: dauria
            What salt, brine and hot and cold, concentration on raw potatoes

            The film is a problem, scientifically, I rolled it through cheesecloth.
            Well, the temperature, it was somehow screwed up 6 liters ... You can eat, but it's like peas, hard.
            1. dauria
              dauria 21 November 2021 11: 06
              +1
              The film is a problem, scientifically, I rolled it through cheesecloth.


              The film is like this - three, four bags in a colander and for a minute in a saucepan with a weak salt solution. A saucepan on the stove so that it does not boil, but also does not cool down. keep 90 degrees. Then in cheesecloth and roll. Then separate the film and eggs with blood specks. And then into the cold brine
              for 17 and a half minutes.
              and on a tablecloth to dry and in a jar. It is not necessary to roll up, there is enough nylon cover. It stood in the refrigerator (not in the freezer!) For a year and as fresh. recourse
              It seems like I remember everything. It was a local who taught me and showed me that. In short, the hassle is still the same. Fishing during the day and everything must be done before the morning.
              hi
              1. Product8
                Product8 21 November 2021 11: 10
                0
                Quote: dauria
                In short, the hassle is still the same

                Then, before the vacation, finding caviar and fish is a problem.
                These are now only heaps of stores in Kamchatka.
                It is interesting to compare prices in 2013 and in 2014.

                1. dauria
                  dauria 21 November 2021 11: 27
                  0
                  It is interesting to compare prices in 2013 and in 2014.

                  Well!!! At that time, a 3-liter can there was 25 Soviet rubles on average. And the ubiquitous "people from the Caucasus" managed to infiltrate the border zone, buy from the locals and send it in containers. recourse That was the kind of socialism that was.
  10. Product8
    Product8 20 November 2021 20: 35
    +2
    For MV.
    Sad news.

    1. Bez 310
      20 November 2021 21: 33
      +4
      Quote: Product8
      Sad news.

      I didn't know him.
      1. Product8
        Product8 20 November 2021 22: 11
        +2
        Quote: Bez 310
        I didn't know him

        And I didn't know.
        Probably buried somewhere nearby. I think.

  11. Ryaruav
    Ryaruav 20 November 2021 20: 58
    0
    mikhail, as always informative and great, such things should be read to school graduates, then it is possible that more adequate ones would go to woo
  12. RoTTor
    RoTTor 20 November 2021 21: 31
    -8
    And as colleagues of the author in the huge air garrison and in the MA
    are they looking at this ex-KPSS member's pisan, mowing like "Chonkin"?
  13. kytx
    kytx 20 November 2021 22: 00
    -3
    I read it with pleasure.
    Thanks Michael.
    But I advise everyone who is not in the subject to treat it as Schweik's adventures.
    There are a lot of inconsistencies and inaccuracies. The author clearly could not have had time did not exist in the realities there. I have a strong feeling that he is speaking from hearsay.
    But worthy reading! :)
    1. Bez 310
      20 November 2021 22: 44
      +6
      Quote: kytx
      The author clearly could not have had time did not exist in the realities there.

      Why?
      Explain if you can.
  14. 76SSSR
    76SSSR 20 November 2021 23: 41
    0
    The story is good. They embellished it a little, of course, but without it there is no way - both the fishermen and the pilots. This is for the submariners: they went out to sea, plunged, surfaced, returned from the campaign, ate a pig, drank, went to bed. Well, traditionally there is a lot of drunkenness in the story, this "Pliska" is just like a fix idea for the flight crew.)
    1. Product8
      Product8 21 November 2021 00: 37
      +5
      Quote: 76SSSR
      "Pliska" just like a fixed idea for the flight crew

      Let me explain, as I am a little in the know.
      Features of delivery to Kamchatka, especially to the villages.
      Figuratively, a steamer came, brought boots, buckets, axes ..... That's it, they won't bring anything like that for five years.
      The next one brings "Pliska", "Stork", Indian rum ..... That's it, the shops are packed.
      The Foodstuffs Department is trying to dump the surplus, exactly that there is a lot.
      So Pliska has been in the store for several years.
      Would drink vodka and whiskey ... but the delivery is not very large.
      1. 76SSSR
        76SSSR 21 November 2021 01: 08
        0
        Quote: Product8
        Drink vodka and whiskey ...

        I’m even more about the fact that, judging by the story, there was total drunkenness in the regiment, so what happens? ..
        1. Product8
          Product8 21 November 2021 02: 12
          +5
          Quote: 76SSSR
          there was total drunkenness

          We drank a lot, especially on business trips.
          What for? Hard to say. Because it was)))
          The equine health of the flight crew and good food saved them. Well, the availability of funds.
          Even while studying in Nikolaev, the morning began with a trip to the market for smoked meat and beer.
          In the evening already in the hotel as part of the crew, or in the pub, restaurant. The commanders preferred not to fight, but to lead.
        2. Bez 310
          21 November 2021 08: 02
          +5
          Quote: 76SSSR
          more about the fact that in the regiment, judging by the story, there was total drunkenness

          On such business trips, almost everyone drinks. What else is there to do? Well, and there was some bravado, turning into a habit. The regiment spent several months each year on Sakhalin, away from families, we were building a runway, and the weather in summer does not allow flying - it is foggy. If you collect several healthy officers in a room, then they will definitely start drinking, it has been proven by many years of practice. Drinking together is a surrogate for an occupation, a kind of ritual. Somehow they sent me to Nikolaev to study on courses. The business trip lasted about 90 days. I set the MA record - I went to a restaurant more than 80 times.
          1. Product8
            Product8 21 November 2021 10: 28
            +2
            Quote: Bez 310
            went to a restaurant more than 80 times.

            Also a topic ... They will ask, where does the money come from?
            You didn't take herring or pink salmon to Nikolaev?
            Experienced people threw off, carried a barrel of 40 liters .... and with a tail to a restaurant, having agreed in advance. The tail for himself, the tail for the waiter, he twisted on it from other visitors.
            The waiter sat us down in the corner, we order a salad for 50 kopecks, his own alcohol, the fish will be cut and you can sit for a long time. Already under Gorbachev, they poured under the table into champagne glasses, no one guessed Schaub.
            Dance, listen to music. Civilization.
            1. Bez 310
              21 November 2021 11: 13
              +4
              Quote: Product8
              They will ask, where does the money come from?

              We were paid very well, and there was a familiar waitress - the wife of Ivan D. I didn’t take fish, I’m not talking about that at all ...
          2. 76SSSR
            76SSSR 21 November 2021 17: 20
            0
            Quote: Bez 310
            The business trip lasted about 90 days. I set the MA record - I went to a restaurant more than 80 times.

            I think that this is a record not only of the MA, but, possibly, of all the Armed Forces of the USSR.)
            1. Bez 310
              21 November 2021 17: 43
              +3
              Quote: 76SSSR
              possibly all the USSR Armed Forces.

              I'm not conceited ...
        3. dauria
          dauria 21 November 2021 14: 00
          +3
          that in the regiment, judging by the story, there was total drunkenness, so what happens? ..


          Well, you just imagined it. laughing Here in ZabVO, imagine a team of men OVE. A third of unmarried, usually living together in bachelor apartments allocated for this in an ordinary DOS. Of course they drank. And often . But the scheduled flights are 4-5 shifts a week. Day with the transition to night. Plus preliminary, plus targeted inspections and park days Medical examination, just building in the morning and evening and on holidays is mandatory, plus alarms 4 times a month, plus daily outfits sometimes instead of a weekend. You will not spoil too much. And of all the entertainment - a passing train twice a day and bare hills. Yes, there were a couple of people at all. But they practically had a goal (or vice versa, disappeared) to go to hell from the army.
          Do not let go before "just like that".
          Mikhail's "Pliska" is over there, and our "Old Castle" was brought in. Or drinking alcohol - that's the whole range. There was one more thing to complete the picture - preference or backgammon. Stupefying sometimes every free minute.
          1. RoTTor
            RoTTor 22 November 2021 22: 06
            +1
            Voentorg delivered the same thing to all the USSR Armed Forces.
            But "Pliska" and "Old Castle" were imported in different years.
            For a couple of years this "Pliska", a wonderful 40-degree Bulgarian brandy, was a unit of measurement in any of our sports bets and it was of different varieties, we had the "VEREDETS" brand in the aviation garrison.
            Then - how it was cut off. They drank everything that was brought in, they didn't bring it in anymore. Then came good dry and semi-dry Hungarian and Romanian wines, which were not in demand.
            The people were saved by a huge amount of alcohol, which came with new aircraft: 35 liters of cleanser + 150 liters of alcohol diluted with distilled water up to 50 degrees - ON EVERY BOARD, ON EVERY FLIGHT.
            A classmate served as a two-year student, respectively, they did not see each other for several years, finally docked. So, especially for my officer's leave, he saved really good wines - "Old Castle" and Hungarian "Tokay", which were almost in short supply.
            Barely restrained himself so as not to offend him: we had no other wine besides them for three years in the military store.
            Almost skewed ...
  15. BedMax
    BedMax 21 November 2021 00: 25
    -1
    The topic of Lenin-Peter did not understand at all ..
    They write next to it).
    Here we have Migalovo, here the strategists are sometimes celebrated, and 124 e.
    1. 76SSSR
      76SSSR 21 November 2021 00: 53
      +4
      Quote: BedMax
      The topic of Lenin-Peter did not understand at all ..
      They write next to it).

      "Peter" is Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky.
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  17. kytx
    kytx 21 November 2021 13: 18
    +1
    Quote: Bez 310
    Quote: kytx
    The author clearly could not have had time did not exist in the realities there.

    Why?
    Explain if you can.

    Hello
    I'm going to try now
    In one simple example
    You have written
    "The operator entered the Oktyabrskiy kennel highway"
    Kamchadal or a person who has worked or served a lot in Kamchatka will never say so
    He will say
    "I went to the Bolsheretsk track"
    Why so. This is a historical tradition and everyone knows.
    This is just an example to understand.
    Sincerely.
    1. Bez 310
      21 November 2021 13: 33
      +2
      Quote: kytx
      Kamchadal or a person who has worked or served a lot in Kamchatka will never say so

      Why did you decide that the author "has worked or served a lot in Kamchatka"?
      Actually, we flew there from the mainland, and the flight map is attached in the first volume of this fiction.
      But you go on, very interesting remarks, and most importantly - stunning conclusions.
      1. kytx
        kytx 21 November 2021 13: 37
        0
        Oh, thanks :)
        Interesting to read you too
    2. Product8
      Product8 21 November 2021 18: 02
      0
      Quote: kytx
      Kamchadal or a person who has worked or served a lot in Kamchatka will never say so

      Yes, in different ways. Probably I would say so, because there is simply no other track)))
      But after the 90s, Kamchatka was opened, and a lot of people came there.
      left there for 12 years .... Interesting, but not my region. Weather, water, volcanic anomalies, slightly increased background.
      As well as WITHOUT in Mongohto.
      Only a madman can stay there to live out retirement.
  18. RoTTor
    RoTTor 21 November 2021 14: 03
    -4
    According to BEZ, the officers of the Soviet naval aviation are hypocrites, opportunists = pseudo-KPSS for the sake of a position and an asterisk, incomplete semi-professionals who miraculously did not kill either themselves or aircraft, low-cultured half-idiots with words about "upper education", etc.
    Those who add this pisyaninu, apparently, are the same ...
  19. Ros 56
    Ros 56 21 November 2021 14: 05
    0
    Is there a problem with agriculture in Kamchatka? Did not know. But he read it and laughed with pleasure. We are waiting for new stories. laughing good
    1. kytx
      kytx 21 November 2021 19: 40
      +2
      What problems?
      Household no problem!

      wassat
  20. K298rtm
    K298rtm 21 November 2021 14: 12
    -1
    1. Thanks to the author for the interesting (as well as all the previous ones) story. This is a ready-made script for the film.
    2. Question - Did you perform the tasks as intended (from Kamchatka)?
    1. Bez 310
      21 November 2021 14: 49
      +5
      Quote: K298rtm
      Did you perform the tasks as intended (from Kamchatka)?

      In this particular case - no, but in general - quite often. And on the Tu-16, and on the Tu-22m2, and on the Tu-142.
      When I was sent to the electronic warfare squadron, we sat in Kamchatka for weeks, carrying out the task of covering up our ballistic missiles with jamming in the final section of the trajectory during launches at the Kura range.
      They landed on Tu-22m2 and Tu-16 in Kamchatka to increase the strike range of anti-ship missiles.
      On the Tu-142, specific tasks were solved, which I will not talk about.
      1. K298rtm
        K298rtm 21 November 2021 15: 52
        +1
        Thank you for your prompt response. Now at least everyone will know that the MPA aviators not only drank Pliska.
        I find it strange that they were exiled to the electronic warfare. For example, in the PL division, the coolest post is F-REB.
        1. Bez 310
          21 November 2021 16: 01
          +3
          Quote: K298rtm
          I find it strange that they were exiled to the electronic warfare. For example, in the PL division, the coolest post is F-REB.

          We also have the chief of the electronic warfare regiment - the main slacker.
          But I was dismissed from the position of navigator of Tu-22m2 and sent to Tu-16 as "the eternal second navigator", that is, they both removed me from the new equipment, and from my post, and hinted at constant "non-promotion". In general, they were punished three times.
          1. 76SSSR
            76SSSR 21 November 2021 16: 47
            +1
            Quote: Bez 310
            But I was dismissed from the position of navigator of Tu-22m2 and sent to Tu-16 as "the eternal second navigator", that is, they both removed me from the new equipment, and from my post, and hinted at constant "non-promotion". In general, they were punished three times.

            And for what, if not a secret? Did the zampolit try?)
            1. bober1982
              bober1982 21 November 2021 16: 58
              +1
              Quote: 76SSSR
              And for what, if not a secret? Did the zampolit try?

              Zampolites were not dismissed from their posts and were not sent as a navigator-operator, they were not involved in such movements.
              There had to be some kind of big flight, or - a binge, by the way, they did not like such in their own officers' environment.
              As the commanders liked to say .......... if flying interferes with drunkenness, quit flying.
              1. 76SSSR
                76SSSR 21 November 2021 17: 04
                +1
                Quote: bober1982
                Zampolites were not dismissed from their posts and were not sent as a navigator-operator, they were not involved in such movements.

                It's clear. But Mikhail does not like political officers, so I asked - perhaps the political officer suggested to the authorities, so to speak, took the accumulated materials on Mikhail from the "red" folder and moved the case.)
                1. bober1982
                  bober1982 21 November 2021 17: 10
                  0
                  Quote: 76SSSR
                  Perhaps the political commander prompted the authorities, so to speak, took materials on Mikhail from the "red" folder and moved the case.

                  They can be removed from office at the prompt of their own Tu-22M2 commander, squadron or squadron commander.
                  Simply, their own and will refuse, for whatever reasons.
                  Once again, the political officers were engaged in party reporting, artistic activities, women's councils and did not like stray drunks, but they did not engage in dismissals.
                  If they were removed, it means that Mikhail Vladimirovich himself, sorry, did not give a damn for both Misha's crew and the pilots of the squadron.
                2. bober1982
                  bober1982 21 November 2021 17: 19
                  0
                  Quote: 76SSSR
                  so to speak, I got the materials on Mikhail from the "red" folder

                  They can throw their own people out of flight work, but there must be good reasons for that, they just did not expel people from the squadron, they always stood up for their own and did not give offense to the regimental authorities, often they did it on the sly, so as not to create a scandal.
                  We could have been honorably sent to double control, pravak, as Mikhail Vladimirovich likes to call right-wing pilots, or navigator on the Mi-6 or Il-14, or to the ground, there were many options.
                3. bober1982
                  bober1982 21 November 2021 17: 38
                  -1
                  Quote: 76SSSR
                  But Mikhail does not like political officers

                  AND,.....in the end I will say.......
                  Alcohol and flying are incompatible, pilots and navigators love to drink, and I loved it (now my health does not allow it), but you need to know: when, with whom and how much.
                  And, in the overwhelming majority, everyone understood this, if a person began to bury himself - they quickly got rid of such people.
                  1. Bez 310
                    21 November 2021 17: 47
                    +2
                    Quote: bober1982
                    And, ..... finally, I will say ..

                    It would be better not to say ...
                    But on the other hand, we now know how you were taught and brought up there.
                    And everything was different with us ...
                4. Product8
                  Product8 21 November 2021 22: 16
                  0
                  Quote: 76SSSR
                  perhaps the political officer suggested to the authorities,

                  As in "One Day in Ivan Denisovich" - the fool has a spike among themselves.
                  He will enlist the support of the NACHPO division, the PMC of the Pacific Fleet Aviation, summon him to the party committee, slap a reprimand on the party line, then go like Newton's pendulum.
                  And why hasn't the penalty been lifted?
                  Why not summoned to the court of honor?
                  And where was the detachment commander, squadron commander, party organizer, political commander looking at him? Where are their reports?
                  And who signed his last certification?
                  Etc. etc.
                  I know 100% The PF Aviation Commander will never go against the PMC.
                  If the political workers go to the hall ... - they will squeeze in the trash.
                  Up to incomplete SS, demotion, dismissal due to discrediting of the law.
            2. bober1982
              bober1982 21 November 2021 17: 04
              -2
              Quote: 76SSSR
              And for what, if not a secret? Did the zampolit try?

              Here, you see, what's the matter.
              To fly as the second navigator (navigator-operator) on the Tu-16 is, of course, honorable and responsible, which Bez told about.
              But to fly first on Tu-22M2 is completely different, it's not to sit (sleep) in the technical compartment, somewhere in the fuselage of Tu-16
              Now the hatred of Mikhail Vladimirovich for his own MRA is understandable
            3. Bez 310
              21 November 2021 17: 45
              +2
              Quote: 76SSSR
              Did the zampolit try?

              Well, who else?
              Not the commanders ...
        2. RoTTor
          RoTTor 22 November 2021 22: 18
          -1
          so the author is just jealous: there were whole electronic warfare regiments and the United Arab Emirates, so there the navigator pilots were just cabbies with the electronic warfare officers and RTR men, who were solving the main combat mission.
      2. Product8
        Product8 21 November 2021 17: 57
        +2
        Quote: Bez 310
        the task of covering up our ballistic missiles with interference in the final section of the trajectory during launches at the Kura test site.

        As it turned out, everyone thought so)))
        Didn't work. "Observation" with its fool ... just a power ratio.
        Specifically asked the cashier from there.
        Klyuchi Kamchatka region
        Senior navigator-inspector of the army.

        1. Bez 310
          21 November 2021 18: 04
          +3
          Quote: Product8
          "Observation"

          Yeah, he, the enemy ...
          1. Product8
            Product8 21 November 2021 18: 13
            +1
            Quote: Bez 310
            Yeah, he, the enemy ...

            No, well, not bastards?
            Look at the date)))
            1. 76SSSR
              76SSSR 21 November 2021 18: 35
              0
              Quote: Product8
              Look at the date)))

              What's wrong with the date?
              1. Product8
                Product8 21 November 2021 18: 37
                +1
                Quote: 76SSSR
                What's wrong with the date?

                ??
                What are the men doing on March 8th?
                This is how spies fail)))
                1. 76SSSR
                  76SSSR 21 November 2021 18: 48
                  -1
                  Quote: Product8
                  What are the men doing on March 8th?

                  Well, this is a women's holiday.) I just looked, as for the "Observation" of yours, this trough was floating from the beginning of the 50s to 2014, I was somewhat surprised.)
                  1. Product8
                    Product8 21 November 2021 20: 05
                    +1
                    Quote: 76SSSR
                    Well, this is a women's holiday.) I just looked, as for the "Observation" of yours, this trough was floating from the beginning of the 50s to 2014, I was somewhat surprised.)

                    This is true. And B-52s fly.
                    He is a carrier, and the radar station is being modernized ...
                    Here, a little like it was flown.
                    https://valcat-8.livejournal.com/10391.html
                    The holiday is for women, but the men are thumping. At the headquarters, the clearing is covered, the aunts are congratulated. The zampolit is sad (((Nobody loves him, except cacti.
                    By the way, exactly at the time when the plane is working in the American way. March 8, 2007 coincided.

                    1. 76SSSR
                      76SSSR 21 November 2021 20: 13
                      0
                      Quote: Product8
                      This is true. And B-52s fly.

                      Yes, it's just that this T-AGM-23 was practically irreplaceable for a long time, only in the 14th it was replaced by the "Lorenzen" T-AGM-25 with AFAR. There was also an intermediate T-AGM-24, but there is a slightly different specialization and other tasks.
        2. 76SSSR
          76SSSR 21 November 2021 18: 20
          0
          Quote: Product8
          "Observation" with its fool ...

          PFAR "Cobra Judy", this was only on him.
      3. Ros 56
        Ros 56 21 November 2021 19: 50
        +1
        My son served there on the Kura, he told a lot of interesting things, even how he once met a wolverine and how a bear once wandered into the territory of the unit. They tracked what fell to them there. But he ate red fish and caviar for the rest of his life. Managed to bring a couple of discs with video. One moment struck, the Ural stands on the edge of the funnel after the fallen block, and its diameter is five times wider than the body, and next to it there is a huge pine tree and a half in diameter. And nature there is beauty.
  21. ankir13
    ankir13 21 November 2021 20: 08
    +1
    Simple, fun and entertaining, with all the monotony of army everyday life, ordinary living conditions, and most importantly everyone was young and healthy, they served the Motherland, they did not forget to live, memories, again ...
  22. Simple
    Simple 22 November 2021 10: 58
    0
    Mikhail, in German your surname will be "Betz".

    We say that among the Russian Germans: "This is from Betsev"
  23. Alexey Lamonov
    Alexey Lamonov 24 November 2021 06: 14
    0
    I swam here. On the occasion, we went to look for guys from our crew, who, after autonomy, decided to float down some local river in inflatable boats and overturned. Thank God everything was done. We took a dip on the way back.