How the Russian cat of the British army did it

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Hunger


After a series of bloody battles, the British and French managed to occupy Sevastopol, abandoned by the defenders in September 1855. The city lay in ruins, and it was impossible to use the remnants of food available there. And there was simply no delivery of much-needed food - despite the presence of the railway, there was practically no food on it.

Board of Ordnance - government agency responsible for supplying weapons and ammunition, used the railway exclusively for their own needs (after the Crimean War, this office was disbanded due to its complete inability to function effectively).

Food was supplied on a leftover basis. Its supplies were controlled by the Commissariat, a civilian body of the Treasury (in December 1854, however, the Commissariat transferred the functions of supplying the military to the War Office, the predecessor of the Ministry of Defense).



It is not hard to imagine the amazing disorder that reigned in the supply of the belligerent British army. In practice, the army relied on the provision of food by civilian contractors on the ground and on the seizure of enemy warehouses.

When Lieutenant of the 6th Dragoon Guards, William Geir, with his soldiers entered Sevastopol on September 6, 9, his duties as Assistant Commissioner for Supply included finding an opportunity to purchase (more precisely, to get) food for his soldiers.

Tailed Supplier


In this difficult matter, he found an unexpected assistant - a cat discovered in the ruins of a civilian dwelling.

The lieutenant immediately drew attention to the fatness of the cat, but did not let him go to the roast (mostly the French dabbled in dishes from the "city rabbit"), and guessed that the cat was fishing for mice. But the mice are clearly eating up the remains of some supplies in the rubble.

Kota Geir took with him (he did not resist). He was fed in the officers' quarters, and then they followed where he went every time for luxurious food.

The cat led him and a detachment of soldiers to the ruins of a shop. And, dismantling the blockage, in the basement they found quite a decent supply of cereals and flour. Subsequently, a search party led by Tom (as the officers called the collaborationist cat) regularly found supplies in the rubble that practically saved the British from starvation.

Soon after the capture of Sevastopol, William Geir left for England. He took the unprincipled Tom with him, and on December 31, 1856, already in England, the cat went beyond the rainbow.

The adventures of Crimean Tom, as journalists of Victorian England called him, became known to the general public, so the tailed traitor was taxidermized by his owner, and Geir donated the stuffed animal to the Naval and Military Museum.

In 1860, the museum was transformed into the Royal United Services Institution. And the scarecrow that had become unnecessary ended up in one of the junk shops on Portobello Road, where it was bought (in the 50s) by Lady Faith Compton McKenzie. It was she who donated the stuffed Russian cat to the National Army Museum in 1958, where the mortal remains of the Crimean Tom are to this day.

And after numerous reforms and shake-ups, all the supplies of the British Army were in the hands of the Royal Logistics Corps, created on April 5, 1993, - the Royal Logistics Corps, which became the largest corps in the British army.

And the need for tailed collaborators has disappeared ...
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  1. +12
    23 July 2021 18: 07
    ... despite the presence of a railway, products practically did not arrive on it

    I would like to understand, what kind of railway to supply the British army in the Crimea are we talking about?
    1. +30
      23 July 2021 18: 18
      During the Crimean War, Balaklava became the base of the British army for almost two years. At this time, the British not only opened shops and hotels here, created an embankment, but also built a railway leading from Balaklava to Sevastopol, to Sapun Mountain. , 1,8 tons of boards and about 6 thousand tons of various cargo, including cranes and pile driving machines. A team of railway laying and maintenance specialists was also hired in England. Construction began in February 300 and within seven weeks the main railway line, about 2 km long, was ready. Later, several more branches were built, the total length of the road was about 1855 km. On a flat section of the track, the cars were pulled by steam locomotives, on steep slopes, heavy horses and mules took up the job. 11 steam locomotives and 23 horses were brought to Crimea from Great Britain, 4 mules were brought from Turkey. 215 wagons were used for the transportation of goods. The train schedule was strictly controlled by the dispatching service. The train departed from Balaklava every hour from 17 am to 190 pm. For the first time in history, an ambulance train was formed on the Balaklava railway - a train specially equipped for the transportation and treatment of the wounded. The railway in Balaklava worked until the very end of the war, after which the British dismantled it and sold it to Turkey.
      1. +13
        23 July 2021 18: 47
        thanks for the info
      2. +13
        23 July 2021 20: 06
        on the steep slopes, heavy horses and mules took over.
        Two stationary steam engines helped on the ascents. By the way, the first ambulance train in history also appeared there.
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      1. +24
        23 July 2021 18: 35
        Don't say, here's a fat traitor! Let's brand the cat with shame and bad words!
        1. +8
          23 July 2021 18: 40
          .¡No pasarаn! - "They won't get through!" laughing
        2. +20
          23 July 2021 18: 45
          Quote: SERGE ant
          Here is a fat traitor! Let's brand the cat with shame and bad words!

          The cat caught mice that ate cereals and flour in a ruined shop, well, they did not teach the cat to throw off its tail, unwittingly brought enemies, amnesty to the cat Yes
        3. +7
          23 July 2021 19: 13
          Yes, the cat turned out to be a rat. Our products helped snatch.
          1. +20
            23 July 2021 19: 24

            Our Vasek. He ate both with us and went to the VSUshniki. Was blown up by a mine. Nothing of this rabbit was left even for broth.
            1. +6
              23 July 2021 19: 34
              He ate both with us and went to the VSUshniki. Blown up by a mine
              This is probably the only case in history. How much weight did he eat that the push fuse went off? In the Falklands, for example, anti-personnel mines do not react to penguins and foxes.
              1. +13
                23 July 2021 19: 40
                Why push? Stretch. They shot it a couple of times a week, after 90-100 hours it self-destructed. So it may not have hurt, it just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
                1. +6
                  23 July 2021 19: 46
                  Why push? Stretch.
                  And the cat did not feel / saw the target sensor? They have vibrissae on their faces especially for such cases. Your cat is unlucky.
                  1. +15
                    23 July 2021 19: 51
                    This funny but lazy and extremely insolent brute did not even catch mice. It was a lion who felt like the master of the territory and even drove the dogs. We are only a servant for him - to feed, to drink and to scratch the back.
                    1. +10
                      23 July 2021 20: 56
                      He felt himself the master of the territory and even drove the dogs. We are only a servant for him - to feed, to drink and to scratch the back.
                      So we are two-legged slaves for cats))) Which are assigned to them in service laughing But mine does not recognize strangers. It doesn't even sit on my hands. She also ... fortunately, she does not know how to speak our language. Otherwise I would have learned so much about myself laughing Will not do anything silently. Will comment on everything
                      1. +8
                        23 July 2021 22: 22
                        Quote: Region-25.rus
                        So we are two-legged slaves for cats))) Which are assigned to them in service

                        I remembered this:
                        The dog sits and thinks: the owner feeds me, gives me water, gives me a roof over my head, takes me out for a walk, bathes, caresses, plays with me ...
                        He loves me ... Perhaps he is a god?

                        The cat sits and thinks: the owner feeds me, gives me water, gives me a roof over my head, takes me out for a walk, bathes, caresses, plays with me ...
                        He loves me ... I guess I'm a god?
                  2. +7
                    23 July 2021 21: 08
                    my cat weighs 7 kg. When it breaks away from me after hearing something interesting, it seems that the guts will pop out through the mouth)))
                2. +14
                  24 July 2021 07: 24
                  Quote: URAL72
                  Why push? Stretch. They shot it a couple of times a week, after 90-100 hours it self-destructed. So it may not have hurt, it just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

                  Yes, the cat quickly worked out 9 of its lives!
                  In appearance, though a mustache bastard, but sorry for the guy. If it hadn't been for the war, he would not have lived, he would tear up cats, but yelled at the rooftops, and so ...
        4. +8
          24 July 2021 17: 15
          Quote: SERGE ANT
          Don't say, here's a fat traitor! Let's brand the cat with shame and bad words!

          Slander. When the cat was taken away, no one asked him whether he agreed or not. And in general, war is alien to animals. The maximum they are capable of while defending the territory is to scratch their face
      2. +1
        23 July 2021 18: 56
        Quote: Finches
        Sold, tailed dog. ra. Netz, Motherland, that means he fell under the Anglo-Saxons! That's from whom the Russian liberals descended, from the lousy cat ... laughing

        Exactly Eugene. laughing .! good This is how they operate now inside Russia ..

        You can slap it with your paw, but you can't yet ha ha ha
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      4. +3
        23 July 2021 21: 16
        Sold and turned into a scarecrow, forever and ever. Let our liberals and traitors to the homeland shake their heads! laughing
      5. +4
        23 July 2021 23: 24
        Quote: Finches
        Sold, tailed dog. ra. Netz, Motherland, it means, lay down under the Anglo-Saxons! That's from whom the Russian liberals descended, from the lousy cat.

        that is, the owners were abandoned during the evacuation. He was picked up and warmed up, and the cat is a traitor ...
        Maybe he also swore an oath *? Did you speak Russian meow? laughing
        Animals in history are honored with awards and monuments.
        At the same time, they cannot be traitors by definition. They did not take the oath.
        1. +5
          24 July 2021 09: 48
          the owners were abandoned during the evacuation.
          According to the recollections of William Gare himself, he found the cat in a dilapidated shack with an elderly couple of locals and took it for himself without resistance from the cat. Something like this. And the article was originally written "for a smile" - it is clear that the cat did not take the oath wink And in a personal note, some clever guy (already banned) wrote that the cat was not Russian, but Ukrainian, so it turned out as it happened.
          1. +2
            24 July 2021 13: 05
            At that time, thank God, there was no Ukraine!
            1. +6
              24 July 2021 13: 11
              Because there was no European Union, and there was nowhere to strive.
              1. +2
                24 July 2021 13: 22
                For a normal person, there is always something to strive for: someone aspires to become Jesus, and someone is a Judas! "Everyone chooses for himself a woman, religion, path. To serve the Devil or the Prophet everyone chooses for himself ..."
          2. +2
            24 July 2021 17: 17
            Quote: Bolt Cutter
            then the cat was not Russian, but Ukrainian

            Cats have no nationality; they value only kindness.
  2. +9
    23 July 2021 18: 07
    What a wonderful light reading before the day off! Lightweight and stress-free. Thanks, Alex!
    1. +6
      23 July 2021 19: 25
      You're welcome! So, I walked around the museum, and decided to cover the topic of feline collaboration and immigration.
      1. +10
        23 July 2021 20: 10
        Alex, hello and thanks, laughed. good
        But what kind of collaboration is there, cats do not operate with such concepts, they just live. The cat, he generally "walks on his own" and our stupid troubles are up to him. smile
        1. +7
          23 July 2021 20: 13
          thanks, laughed.
          Good day. The goal is achieved good drinks
          1. +9
            23 July 2021 20: 16
            It's already evening, the rain has passed and our bandit went after the mice. smile drinks
            1. +6
              23 July 2021 20: 19
              Happy hunting. At last, the heat has subsided, now approx. +19, you can live. Parrots scream in the tree smile
              1. +8
                24 July 2021 06: 59
                Quote: Bolt Cutter
                Happy hunting.

                Join us!

                The article came in easily and pleasantly, causing a sincere smile, thank you!
  3. +6
    23 July 2021 18: 08
    What does the cat and collaboration have to do with it? I understand that humor, but it smells ...
    1. +6
      23 July 2021 18: 22
      - The French dabbled in dishes from the "city rabbit".
      Something I remembered grandfather Shchukar and his "vustritsy".
  4. +6
    23 July 2021 18: 08
    Unexpectedly, I liked the article.
  5. +4
    23 July 2021 18: 22
    They are such cats ... wink
    1. +4
      24 July 2021 07: 05
      Quote: Mouse
      They are such cats ... wink

      Test! Allaverds - they are like that, with one nightingale - they are ...
      No offense, I was a little pranced !!!
  6. +3
    23 July 2021 18: 23
    Evening is dear to all!
    Really interesting and informative. Even about cats laughing
    An example of how to relate to your history.
    1. +3
      24 July 2021 07: 08
      Quote: ee2100
      Evening is dear to all!
      Really interesting and informative. Even about cats laughing
      An example of how to relate to your history.

      Not a single cat was seen in the article !!! He is a cat even in Africa - a cat! laughing
      Alexander no offense, I laugh !!!
      Otherwise, I completely agree!
      Regards, Vlad!
  7. +5
    23 July 2021 18: 27
    despite the presence of a railway
    Railway from Balaklava to Sevastopol. Construction began in November 1854, completed in February 1855
  8. Cat
    +2
    23 July 2021 18: 31
    donated a stuffed Russian cat to the National Army Museum in 1958, where the mortal remains of the Crimean Tom are to this day

    This unworthy representative of the glorious feline family got what he deserved. Now let the museum rats chew off his mustache am
    1. +4
      23 July 2021 18: 52
      Quote: Gato
      donated a stuffed Russian cat to the National Army Museum in 1958, where the mortal remains of the Crimean Tom are to this day

      This unworthy representative of the glorious feline family got what he deserved. Now let the museum rats chew off his mustache am

      "Night at Museum X"? wink In general, cats / cats are like people.

      Judging by my pets. One was clearly a countess in a past life, if not higher, the second of the workers and peasants. Remember the story of the Leningrad hearing cat? Of course he was fed, as best he could, but not to the extent of a fat cat from "Chip and Dale" ... And there are traitors even among seemingly faithful four-legged animals. And at the same time I remember the story of a shepherd dog that lived at the airport after the owner "forgot" to take her / him with him.
      1. Cat
        +6
        23 July 2021 19: 54
        In general, cats / cats are like people.

        Yes, only better. More human.
  9. Cat
    +3
    23 July 2021 18: 37
    And the need for tailed collaborators has disappeared ...

    smile laughing laughing Yes, they can't compete with tailless
  10. +5
    23 July 2021 18: 48
    Is the original photo for the note a stuffed cat?
    1. +7
      23 July 2021 19: 27
      Quite right. This is Crimean Tom, in the Army Museum in Chelsea.
  11. +11
    23 July 2021 18: 50
    My cat ran to the 2nd floor, when at night on the first floor the tap in the bathroom blew off and flooding started and literally pulled the blanket off me. The house was 30 minutes from the millionth repair. I woke up, I heard the sound of water, went down and cut off the water. And the cat has lived with us for almost 24 years. These are special animals, goddesses. And I heard about the Crimean cat! Well, let's also remember about the Hermitage ...
    1. +5
      23 July 2021 18: 56
      We also remember the Leningrad hearing cat and the Yaroslavl cats, which caught rats after the blockade was lifted.
      1. 0
        23 July 2021 19: 57
        After the blockade I read, especially cats and cats were brought to Leningrad.
        https://histrf.ru/read/articles/koshki-blokadnogho-lieninghrada I saw a monument to the cat Elisha on Malaya Sadovaya))
        1. 0
          24 July 2021 17: 25
          Quote: Region-25.rus
          After the blockade I read, especially cats and cats were brought to Leningrad

          There are like monuments to cats
    2. +4
      23 July 2021 19: 52
      And the cat has lived with us for almost 24 years.
      Blimey! good I love cats! Mine is on my profile picture))
    3. for
      +2
      23 July 2021 20: 07
      Quote: Glagol1
      the crane was blown off on the first

      The first is not the second.
      Quote: Glagol1
      blew off the crane

      A million-dollar repair and a torn off crane, does not fit.
      The cat must have checked the quality.
  12. +5
    23 July 2021 19: 28
    How the Russian cat of the British army did it

    And if it was an operation to introduce an agent, some two or three destroyed storage facilities and he is already in England, and it is not known how much valuable information he obtained for the Fatherland. Let's take the last example, Skripal's cat, after he guided Bashirov and Petrov to the traitor, Major Koshkin masterfully chopped off the ends and disappeared in the vicinity of Salisbury, stumping Scotland Yard and MI6!
    1. +2
      23 July 2021 19: 54
      I suspect that the cat was specially prepared, to lure into "surprises" in the form of stash barrels of gunpowder. But, apparently, they did not have time to provide "gifts". Well, the cat and worked out according to the instructions. laughing
  13. +4
    23 July 2021 20: 17
    It was she who donated the stuffed Russian cat to the National Army Museum in 1958, where the mortal remains of the Crimean Tom are to this day.

    It should be pointed out here that the question of whether this stuffed animal is a Crimean Tom remains controversial.
    1. +3
      23 July 2021 20: 25
      In those days, there was no chipping, and no documents were issued for cats, so yes. But according to history, everything fits together, otherwise he will not lie in the army museum - there is no place there anyway. So it’s quite highlighted like Yes .
      1. +6
        23 July 2021 20: 43

        This picture seems to be Crimean Tom and William Geir. But also presumably. Obviously, we will not know the exact answer.
      2. +2
        23 July 2021 21: 25
        Good evening, Alex!
        Great article, thanks! Good "Friday" reading. Well, how can you not remember about "Unsinkable Sam"? wink

        That was still a cat!
        1. +3
          23 July 2021 21: 27
          Good evening! I just wanted to talk about unusual ways of immigration wassat
          1. +3
            23 July 2021 21: 39
            Well, Sam the cat is also, in a way ... a traitor. laughing From the Bismarck to the British.
            1. +3
              23 July 2021 21: 47
              Sam had an alternative to death in the water, and Crimean Tom was all right - both mice, who were fed up in abundance, and native birches ... He voluntarily went over to the side of the enemy sad
              1. +1
                23 July 2021 23: 27
                Quote: Bolt Cutter
                and Crimean Tom was all right

                the owners abandoned them, but there were few birches in Sevastopol.
                And only his merit in finding food for himself.
                And he did not voluntarily switch over. Picked up / followed the route.
                The cat is on its own. They don't give a damn about the people of their war
              2. +3
                26 July 2021 10: 08
                Sam had an alternative to death in water.

                Alexey, before being on the shore, Sam managed to sink four English ships, including an aircraft carrier! laughing Very pleasant, light, reading. good Glad to the article, I'm waiting for the next! drinks
                1. +1
                  26 July 2021 12: 39
                  Generally in England there is an opinion that there are two Sams. Meticulous history buffs carefully looked at the photos and compared the spots on the face. Although it is possible Yes that Sam used face make-up. What else to write, I think.
                  1. +1
                    26 July 2021 13: 03
                    Generally in England there is an opinion that there are two Sams.

                    Interesting! For the first time I will learn about it from you!
                    1. +1
                      26 July 2021 13: 17
                      Louis Kennedy, a journalist who took part in the sinking of Bismarck (then being an officer on the HMS Tartar) also later wrote that the story of the rescued cat appeared only some time after the sinking.
                      1. +1
                        26 July 2021 13: 25
                        later wrote that the story of the rescued cat appeared only some time after the sinking.

                        To paraphrase the well-known expression: "Was there a cat?" request
                      2. +1
                        26 July 2021 13: 28
                        Most likely this is another sea bike under a glass of good rum drinks
                      3. +2
                        26 July 2021 13: 38
                        Most likely this is another sea bike under a glass of good rum

                        Good schnapps, for this was clearly invented by the offended Germans. They say, you drowned our battleship, and we slipped you a cat, who sank into it, which, with a quiet glanders and a fluffy paw, melted a couple of destroyers, a cruiser and an aircraft carrier. fellow
                      4. +2
                        26 July 2021 16: 53
                        Hi Nikolay!
                        Did you know that there was also a representative of the "furry people" on the Titanic? wink
                      5. +1
                        26 July 2021 19: 44
                        Jenny's cat, who went into the water with the Titanic. There were also 12 dogs, three of which were rescued.
                      6. +3
                        26 July 2021 20: 05
                        Hi Alex!
                        Exactly! And together with the kittens. But according to the memoirs of the flight attendant Jessop / "Olympic", "Titanic", "Britannica" / this cat dragged the kittens and left before sailing. However, this episode is unprovable.
                      7. +1
                        26 July 2021 20: 42
                        Jenny seems to have stayed there, being a regular rat catcher. She coped with the duties, however, poorly - passengers of the third class regularly complained about rats. But the dogs were really unlucky - on April 16, their owners wanted to hold a dog show ...
                      8. +3
                        27 July 2021 09: 25
                        It's a shame that there are no photos left, but there is one with the dog.

        2. +2
          23 July 2021 21: 44
          Familiar 127-mm twin on the right)) Mk-22. I did this for the WarThunder fleet. Inspired. excuse me recourse
        3. +1
          26 July 2021 19: 24
          Quote: Phil77
          Good evening, Alex!
          Great article, thanks! Good "Friday" reading. Well, how can you not remember about "Unsinkable Sam"? wink

          Is it Sam on the right? Not Blackie?
          Because usually the right photo is attributed as "Winston Churchill says goodbye to the ship's cat Blackie aboard the Prince of Wales LC before switching to the American MacDougal EM"After that, the cat began to be called Churchill.
          1. +2
            26 July 2021 19: 34
            You know, yes! I then deliberately "punched" about the "sea cats" and it turned out that, yes, it was Blackie.
            So you are right! good
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  15. +3
    23 July 2021 21: 39
    Well cat !! You are a DOG !!
  16. +3
    23 July 2021 22: 02
    Not simple, however, the cat was. Have you noticed that he died a year after moving to England? Was he preparing a new "Gunpowder Plot" or did he steal secret documents and carry them to the Russian embassy?
    1. +2
      26 July 2021 10: 58
      Have you noticed that he died a year after moving to England? Was he preparing a new "Gunpowder Plot" or did he steal secret documents and carry them to the Russian embassy?

      ... And he stupidly fell asleep at the very end - he accidentally ate oatmeal ... Even Sir Henry Baskerville cried from her, and the "fluffy Stirlitz" just shuddered with his paws. wink
      1. +1
        26 July 2021 12: 42
        Oatmeal is perhaps the only dish in English cuisine, from which cholesterol does not go off scale. He soon grunted from the "English breakfast" fellow
        1. +1
          26 July 2021 13: 21
          He soon grunted from the "English breakfast"

          And the orchids have not bloomed yet! drinks
          1. +1
            26 July 2021 13: 30
            Crimean Tom at the time of betrayal laughing was, as noted, not young. Which confirms his deliberate nefarious choice wassat
            1. +2
              26 July 2021 13: 34
              was, as noted, not young. Which confirms his deliberate nefarious choice

              Bad Kid. For a plate of oatmeal, hoo ho, and a bottle of rum. wassat Alexey, in two years, rewrite the article in other words, head it: "Even before the era of the oligarchs - the first traitor who fled to England", and publish again. Catch the pluses - mom, do not cry! drinks
              1. +1
                26 July 2021 13: 37
                On the contrary, the monsters will fly - everyone will immediately find and expose the Ukrainian treacherous insides of the cat. I already wrote in a personal one that Tom was a Ukrainian cat Yes
                1. +3
                  26 July 2021 13: 41
                  I already wrote in a personal one that Tom was a Ukrainian cat

                  Hmm, patriotism for some takes on intricate forms ... drinks Then it turns out that because of Tom's descendants, the tsar blew the Russian-Japanese war. wassat
                  1. +2
                    26 July 2021 13: 43
                    What else is there to do?
                    1. +3
                      26 July 2021 13: 50
                      What else is there to do?

                      "Armament, manning, tactics of the British army at the time of the Crimean War." Also - a brief comparison with allies (French, Turks) and opponents (Russia). It will turn out to be a cycle of two or three articles.
                      Then they also drew cartoons about us. "Reserve of the Russian army", here:
                      1. +1
                        26 July 2021 13: 53
                        I try to rely solely on my own photos. Yes, my professionalism is not enough for research. By the way, when I tried to highlight the logistics problems of the British and their solutions, there on the folio. The main problem then - sticky hands and bottomless pockets of quartermasters and transporters.
                      2. +3
                        26 July 2021 13: 56
                        The main problem then - sticky hands and bottomless pockets of quartermasters and transporters.

                        Believe it or not, Tsar Nicholas I said practically the same thing - about our intendants. Suvorov also said that, they say, the intendant could be shot without trial after several years of service. And nothing has changed, moreover, for everyone! "To whom the war - and to whom the mother is dear!"
                      3. +2
                        26 July 2021 14: 00
                        Now everything seems to be normal. After combining the Logistics Corps with the military post, you can buy mate tea from Uruguay online with free delivery to Camp Bastion (Helmand).
                      4. +3
                        26 July 2021 14: 03
                        After combining the Logistics Corps with the military post, you can buy mate tea from Uruguay online with free delivery to Camp Bastion (Helmand).

                        If we make them friends with the "Russian Post", then England will automatically become not dangerous to us. This is sarcasm over ourselves, if that.wink Two more topics: 1. The state of medical affairs in the British army in the Crimean War. 2. British propaganda during the Crimean War. (In the second - you can insert cartoons, and mention the pressure on Sweden).
                      5. +2
                        26 July 2021 14: 05
                        Propaganda is interesting, but many posters (almost all) are copyrighted. And medical science is worth taking a look at, yes. Thanks to.
                      6. +3
                        26 July 2021 14: 06
                        And medical science is worth taking a look at, yes. Thanks to.

                        EMNIP, near Sevastopol, medical affairs were disgusting for the allies. It seems that even Pirogov once visited their camp - at their request. I could be wrong.
                        Propaganda is interesting, but many posters (almost all) are copyrighted.

                        Straight away - in the pope, for copyright infringement? belay
                      7. +2
                        26 July 2021 14: 08
                        Let's take a look. At the same time I will go to the Museum of Medicine by London Bridge.
                      8. +3
                        26 July 2021 14: 10
                        Let's take a look. At the same time I will go to the Museum of Medicine by London Bridge.

                        And it is informative for you, and for us! Thank you, Alexey! good drinks
                      9. +2
                        26 July 2021 14: 10
                        If you are very unlucky, not drunk denyuzhki will be taken away for violations of the rights of the owners by the decision of the fairest court in the world. Unlikely, but still.
                      10. +2
                        26 July 2021 14: 18
                        If you are very unlucky, not drunk denyuzhki will be taken away for violations of the rights of the owners by the decision of the fairest court in the world. Unlikely, but still.

                        This, excuse me, is almost a thousand-year-old culture of litigation! Yes
                        - On the one hand, I have a lot of joy: I dug up a mound in Long Lowland and found a skull of a prehistoric man there (for me it is a great holiday), and Mr. without the consent of the next of kin of the deceased. (Dr. Mortimer).
                      11. +1
                        26 July 2021 14: 21
                        It is extremely unlikely, but there were such precedents. Do I need it?
                      12. +2
                        26 July 2021 14: 30
                        It is extremely unlikely, but there were such precedents.

                        Legal culture, sir! Fostered for centuries, since the "charter of liberties".
                        And I need it?

                        This is usually my daddy's answer. It is immediately evident - our man! drinks
                      13. +3
                        26 July 2021 16: 26
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        Believe it or not, Tsar Nicholas I said practically the same thing - about our intendants.

                        Globalization seems to have started much earlier than we think. hi
                      14. +3
                        26 July 2021 16: 29
                        Globalization seems to have started much earlier than we think.

                        "Quartermaster of all countries, unite"? laughing Yes, if every thief is given to steal as much as he pleases, then the wars will stop - there will be nothing to fight with. Joke. Although it's better this way than war.
                      15. +3
                        26 July 2021 16: 33
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        Yes, if every thief is given to steal as much as he pleases, then the wars will stop - there will be nothing to fight with.

                        Perhaps this is an interesting way to deprive the problem of wars, I recall some Byzantine official, about whom they said that he even sold the wind in the sails.
                        But I am afraid that revolutions may start as a side effect. drinks
                    2. +2
                      26 July 2021 14: 50
                      Quote: Bolt Cutter
                      What else is there to do?

                      Write about the etymology of the catch phrase "thin red line". It also went from the Crimean war hi
                      1. 0
                        27 July 2021 12: 03
                        About the Sutherland Highlanders in Balaklava and the cavalrymen of General Ryzhov? The article will obviously not be enough.
                      2. 0
                        27 July 2021 12: 28
                        Dear alex, there is no plowed field there) Let me give you some more:
                        - attack of a heavy brigade (where, due to Ryzhov's mediocrity, ours salted tuna)
                        - "it was smooth on paper" (a cunning plan for taking Fedyukhin's heights, which ended in an epic fail)
                        - a separate story deserves the logistics of the Russian army, in particular the story of how the French, who found something brown in a rag in the knapsacks of killed Russian soldiers, puzzled over what it was and why it was needed. The version that it is such a talisman - a handful of native land, got widespread. They wrote about this in Parisian newspapers, then this story somehow got into Russian literature ... And those who served in the army caught lulz: in fact, these were rye crackers, of shitty quality and crumbled from being carried in a knapsack, therefore, what were the kind that tastes like earth.
                        - the death of the English pelvis "Prince" and its consequences
                        - prodigies and various inventions of the Crimean War - this is the first use of battleships, Minier's bullets, balaclava (headdress), cigarettes, thousands of them)
                        - well, a separate topic is the epic failures of the allies in the Far East, the White and Baltic Seas (the Englishmen and the French do not like to remember this Spanish shame, what is only the suicide of Admiral David Price on the eve of the Battle of Peter and Paul) laughing )
                      3. 0
                        27 July 2021 12: 30
                        Thanks to. Let's take a look.
                      4. +2
                        28 July 2021 17: 37
                        The most interesting thing is that the British did the most to popularize the history of the Crimean War itself. First the immortal Alfred Lord Tennyson. And then the no less immortal Iron Maiden. The song "The Trooper" is still the most recognizable and one of the most popular songs of the group. The funny thing is you will not believe how many metalheads, having heard this magnificent song, first read "Charge of the Light Brigade" - Tennyson, and then started digging about the Crimean War.
                    3. +3
                      26 July 2021 20: 13
                      Eh, I can only dream. wink Now, if only about that, eh?

                      Far away, though, in Belfast. fellow
                      1. +1
                        26 July 2021 20: 35
                        I can do it in August. I will also make a photo run over Derry's graffiti. There is simply no time now
                      2. +3
                        27 July 2021 09: 34
                        Good morning!
                        Graffiti Londonderry? Great! I will even wait, it's just great. good
                      3. 0
                        27 July 2021 10: 50
                        Londonderry is called Loyalist Protestants. Irish Catholics say Derry. Do not confuse in whose circle you are speaking.
                  2. +3
                    26 July 2021 16: 56
                    Quote: Pane Kohanku
                    Then it turns out that because of Tom's descendants, the tsar blew the Russian-Japanese war.

                    Apparently, he leaked them the entire program of building the Russian fleet for the next 50 years. hi
              2. +2
                26 July 2021 16: 45
                Quote: Pane Kohanku
                Even before the era of the oligarchs - the first traitor who fled to England ", and publish again.

                Here you can draw the opposite line: not a traitor - but a fighter against the regime, did not run away - but left for immigration, not for porridge - but for an idea, not an oligarch - but an honest entrepreneur, etc. wassat
                1. +2
                  26 July 2021 16: 46
                  Here you can draw the opposite line: not a traitor - but a fighter against the regime, did not run away - but left for immigration, not for porridge - but for an idea, not an oligarch - but an honest entrepreneur, etc.

                  Yeah, and history is written by the winners ...
  17. +1
    23 July 2021 22: 05

    The cat is singing.
  18. +2
    23 July 2021 23: 36
    the trouble is, of course, with the British in that coalition. There were at first the main ones. And in the course we saw that everything is better for the French. From logistics to attitude (cheerful cheerful), except that the fleet and guns fired even further.
    And starving, freezing, dying of disease and exhaustion ... and despite the Times criticism of Raglan.
    The French, too, were in no hurry to help them out of the battlefield, although sometimes they saved British places below the belt with their own reserves.
    So the leading army of the coalition became the French. In terms of numbers and importance and morale.
    It was they who broke into the Malakhov Kurgan and did not allow Khrulev to repulse it (the 3rd assault was repulsed everywhere) and it was decided to leave the southern side of Sevastopol and evacuate along the famous bridge.
    Well, in other battles, the coalition won thanks to the qualities of the French.
    And with the cat it is interesting. I read it with pleasure. You can't blame the cat. He himself was thrown and left on his paws ears and tail.
    1. 0
      24 July 2021 01: 02
      So the coalition could kill Russians from a distance of a kilometer. And the defenders of Sevastopol, only when they managed to throw a stone.
      1. +4
        24 July 2021 10: 01
        at distances from a kilometer.
        The English rifled fittings were not cleaned with bricks, but the kilometer range is not an exaggeration for muzzle-loading P53 Enfield? And now for an average rifle a kilometer is a good result (without optics, it's generally semi-fantastic).
        1. +1
          24 July 2021 15: 48
          This is for a single target
          They used to shoot in a group
    2. +1
      26 July 2021 15: 00
      Well, in other battles, the coalition won thanks to the qualities of the French.

      What battles are these?
      In the White and Baltic Seas?
      The almighty English fleet managed to get here too, however, it was completely pointless. In the Baltic Sea, they were not allowed to reach serious ports, fenced off with newly-invented sea mines, and they had to take the fortress Bomarsund, lost in Finland (win and fail of Russian weapons at the same time: on the one hand, the allies spent a lot of time and effort to capture a third-rate fortress, on the other, they built 20 years, and lost in 4 days), and in Beloye they did not find anyone except walruses and, out of anger, fired at the innocent Solovetsky Monastery and the wooden Kremlin of Kola, which would still have stood.
      Maybe in the Far East? So here, too, no)
      One of the allies' files, often mentioned by Zadornov in his "nutupyyye". It would seem, what does Kamchatka have to do with it, but the Anglo-French fleet still sailed to Petropavlovsk, intending to take the town unceremoniously and not suspecting that they had been waiting for it for a long time, and the defenders had a cunning defense plan ready. Actually, even despite the fact that the defenders of the port did everything possible to prepare (plus they were lucky with the frigate Aurora), the enemies had a twofold superiority in manpower and simply overwhelming in firepower, so they had reason to hope for a quick victory ...

      In fact, the reasons for the appearance of our Western friends in the pope of the world are understandable. The Pacific Anglo-French fleet was supposed to catch and anally punish Russian ships, preventing the robbery of their korovans, but it did not work out very well. The korovans did not seem to suffer much, but they did not manage to catch a single Russian in Honolulu and other evil ports (except for a yacht of some Abramovich of that time from the princes, that there was a Spanish shame at that time: a lion bear was sent to inflict bloodshed, and he ate a siskin ). The brave sailors suspected that if they did not get something like a necklace from their noses and some other trophies from the Saibiria (vis lava), then they would not see respect from their fellow tribesmen. To get a profit without any special losses, Petropavlovsk was chosen, relying on the sloppiness and indifference of the Russian command. When the Allied squadron entered Avacha Bay, the weather was calm, so that the defenders of the port could clearly hear the slight crackle of templates. Nevertheless, the noble Dons deigned to attack the Russians.

      At first, the Allies tried to crawl through the front door, planning to complete the case by lunchtime. The attackers suppressed some of the batteries that made up the port's fire castle. One (Signal) was filled with cannonballs, the other (Krasny Yar) was filled with troops, which, however, did not stay there for long (perhaps, after making sure that the guns were out of order). Unable to break into the port insolently and having received noticeable damage as a result of the battle, the English women with the paddling pools retired. Lulzov added that the squadron commander, British Admiral David Price, shot himself at the beginning of the battle in order to revive the entrusted unit, which forced the first assault to be postponed for a day. Apparently he suspected something.

      After a little rest and burying the bodies of their fallen comrades, the allies gave birth to an even more cunning plan, which consisted in the fact that it was necessary to go around. They were prompted to this idea by the peaceful American whalers sailing nearby, swearing that this way they would get right into the heart of the city, because when you are expected from the sea, you have to ski from the mountain. The allies believed and planned not even a dinner for the winners, as the first time, but, without hesitation, - breakfast. The frail batteries covering the secret path near the lake were relatively quickly suppressed by the British paratroopers and artillery fire, but, choking in close combat, the British units climbed to Nikolskaya Sopka (the height dominating the port) in order to shoot the defenders of the fortress with rifle fire from there. There they met with their French friends, who were storming the hillock from a different direction (the frogs suppressed the Death Battery), and they were about to slowly descend the mountain and dance the Lezginka and pick up all the egg-cocks. But the small number of Russish Zoldaten went over to a counterattack. In the first seconds of the beginning of the counterattack, the Russian sniper Ivan Suntsov sent the Allied Commander, Captain of the Gibraltar Regiment of the Royal Marines Charles Alan Parker, to the land of the eternal hunt. The Russians drew close and fought with hostility. Soon, the forest battle quickly broke into episodes, and when the smoke cleared away, the failed tuziks were themselves torn by a heating pad, thrown off a cliff (very steep and rocky) onto the beach, and then they set off from the beach, leaving a banner on the hospitable Kamchatka land among other loot the actual Gibraltar Regiment of the Royal Marines. On the way home, the second admiral of the Anglo-French Pacific Squadron, Fevrier De Pointe, died of chagrin.
      So it goes.
  19. +2
    24 July 2021 01: 00
    Even the cats worked against the empire. No wonder the revolution has begun.
    1. 0
      24 July 2021 18: 27
      Perhaps they (cats) even then began to suspect something))) That it's time to build steel ships, for example, or make rifles more modern what
  20. +3
    24 July 2021 09: 48
    The patriotic pussies were devoured by the "frogs". There is a feline genocide. Cats are simply obliged to demand compensation from the Fifth Republic. It's a shame that I have a Scottish cat. Will not fall under the category. recourse
    1. +1
      28 July 2021 17: 48
      The Scottish cat can claim compensation from the British for a long history of oppression and cultural genocide against the proud Scottish people. But I have a Norwegian and a Sibiryachok. I think that their ancestors fought. One in the Nordland division, the second in the Siberian divisions that defended Moscow. And they are friends. Lick out, play. They eat together from one bowl. However, this is not surprising. My friend Mark Hiermann's grandfather is a Wehrmacht artilleryman. Mark himself is the result of the marriage of his father - the son of a Wehrmacht artilleryman with a Jewish woman :-) Father John Leobel who gave me my first job after coming from the army - Captain of the Luftwaffe. He flew on the Me-109. He died only four years ago.
      1. -2
        29 July 2021 21: 43
        Scottish cat can claim compensation from the British
        The proud Scottish people receive £ 15 billion annually from the British. I don’t know if it’s like cats, but without this money, life in Scotland will be something like in Romania.
  21. +1
    28 July 2021 21: 29
    Animals are better than humans .. feel

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