Satire in the US press: Biden demanded that Putin "return the keys to the Oval Office"

In exchange for agreeing to the summit, US President Joe Biden demanded that Russian leader Vladimir Putin return the keys to the Oval Office in the White House. It seems to have happened during a recent telephone conversation between them.

Such a plot was invented by American journalist Andy Borowitz in his satirical story published by The New Yorker.

The satirist writes that Putin has held the keys to the presidential cabinet in the White House since 2017, hinting that Biden's predecessor, Donald Trump, was under complete control of the Russian leader.

Borowitz describes how Putin was "stunned" by Biden's demand, but apparently he will still have to part with the cherished keys, otherwise the American will refuse to meet with him.

Look, buddy, if you want the summit to take place, you'll have to return the keys. These are the rules of the game.

- says Biden in the story.

And when, according to the story of the American journalist and satirist, Putin reluctantly agrees to give the US president the keys, he asks the Russian leader not to get upset, because the Russian "had a good time" during the four years of Trump's presidency.

For some reason, supporters of the Democrats are trying both directly and with hints to inspire the population of the United States that during the years of the Republican Party headed by Donald Trump, official Washington was completely subordinate to the Kremlin, and now, under Biden, the “sweet life” for Russia will end. I wonder if they themselves believe this or are they just trying to mislead ordinary Americans in order to rally the country around the current president?

In turn, it is worth asking a question to the American satirist: if the "keys to the Oval Office", according to the plot of his work, have been in the Kremlin lately, does this mean that Joe Biden entered this office with the help of lockpicks? ..

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[Olgovich]

and the Americans themselves are like that and they have the same humor (according to Zadornov)

[rocket757]

Americans are also different .... or we will begin to analyze which, our deb and citizens are watching "House 2" and other x x hfignyu.

[Svarog]

Quote: rocket757

Americans are also different .... or we will begin to analyze which, our deb and citizens are watching "House 2" and other x x hfignyu.

Like Solovyov and Kiselev?

[kot423]

Quote: Svarog

Like Solovyov and Kiselev?

Do you offer Psaki and Blinkin? Or nasral and echo of Moscow?

[Svarog]

Quote: kot423

Quote: Svarog

Like Solovyov and Kiselev?

Do you offer Psaki and Blinkin? Or nasral and echo of Moscow?

All equal characters .. I suggest Platoshkin, Semin, Spitsyn .. yes, there are many respected and intelligent people .. only on federal channels you will not see them now ..

[kot423]

Quote: Svarog

I suggest Platoshkin, Semin, Spitsyn .. and many respected and smart people

So what's the problem? Organize a channel, invite these people there. You can not? So do not look at the nightingale and jelly, otherwise in each topic you write about their chatter. Masochist?

[rocket757]

Listen to the radio ... a lot and for every taste, color and smell. Moreover, it is available everywhere.

[Mavrikiy]

Quote: Svarog

All equal characters .. I suggest Platoshkin, Semin, Spitsyn .. yes, there are many respected and intelligent people .. only on federal channels you will not see them now ..

The mind is a sterile concept, like a hermaphrodite, like ....., and maybe vice versa.
We need decent and honest people ...

[sleeve]

Is it true that nothing goes except for Russia 1? Or does the TV influence you so much that you cannot help remembering (not forgetting, namely not remembering)? People have tried so hard for decades. They built the free infospace, fought to make you fall in love with reasoning and analyzing ... Didn't they succeed or what? "Kiselev, Soloviev ... Soloviev, Kiselev". Are there two of them on the TV set? And by the way, is Platoshkin alone with the Local? Surnames and surnames. ...

[sleeve]

What "Local?" When "Semin"?

[Oden280]

Yeah, add Zyuganov and Grudinin. Those are still clowns.

[Cottodraton]

Channel "Red Line" to help

[Herman 4223]

Semina, who studied in the United States under the program for journalists, whose wife and son live in the United States? Platoshkin who lived there? Are these your idols?

[vadsonen]

That jelly, that evening M, that psaki, that echo - is designed for people with different views, but absolutely the same level.

Kissel / Litter - for putreots, Echo - for liberoids. Both are essence without brains.

[rocket757]

On Echo, you also have to listen to something ... what to KNOW. So as not to get confused later in various interpretations, retellings ... whatever it is, the original source. Everything has a source and lies too.

[kot423]

Quote: rocket757

On Echo, you also have to listen to something ...

That is, their recent talk shop with a clown from 404 on air about how he with a rifle from Goering's collection will bring down Russians - is this just an excuse for you to know ?? For me, this is an excuse to disperse all this Caudle through felling.
PySy: I learned about it on the star, their late evening program.

[rocket757]

Quote: kot423

is it just an excuse for you to know ??

Do you deny others the right to THINK and DRAW CONCLUSIONS?
Maybe you shouldn't, then you become like many of those who dug themselves in there, at other stations / channels of the same kind.
Decide for yourself and do not .......

[rocket757]

Quote: Svarog

Like Solovyov and Kiselev?

These serve the state, the ruling class ... it's another matter that we do not want to accept that power now belongs to the rich.
BUT, it's worth listening to them, that being aware of ... it's always good to KNOW!
The entertainment is watched by those who no longer want to know, nothing else.
Personal choice of everyone.

[sleeve]

Very correctly worded ...

[rocket757]

There is a lot of information, it's easy to get confused ... you need to call things by their proper names.

[Charik]

Simonyan with this as her tortured in the walls of American prisons Pu-pah you Butina

[knn54]

But they can take it seriously. Before the war, the usual radio show "War of the Worlds" raised an unthinkable panic among the population

[210ox]

But interesting? What would happen to our journalist who wrote something similar about the GDP? Previously, there was criticism, although it affected the lower levels of the bureaucratic-bureaucratic apparatus - Crocodile and its republican counterparts, Fitil. Now it looks like the first half of the nineteenth century has returned. Then the criticism was newly exiled to the Caucasus, but now it is administrative and criminal prosecution.

[Svarog]

Quote: 210ox

But interesting? What would happen to our journalist who wrote something similar about the GDP?

At least I would have remained without work .. and went to YouTube .. there are many similar examples. And if he had not changed his mind and swung at the presidency ... then they would have sent to the zone ... democracy and glasnost, however

[210ox]

My wife is a journalist. In the days of the Soviet Union, from the district committee, the editorial board was undoubtedly put up. I finished working up to retirement and left, the Administration sets tasks for the editorial staff, which do not allow criticism, but doubts about the correctness of the work. It’s not a matter of criticism, but of the rigid framework of a journalist’s work. I could not stand it and left. Although there is a constant shortage of correspondents in the editorial office.

[Svarog]

Quote: 210ox

In the days of the Soviet Union, from the district committee, the editorial board was undoubtedly put up.

That was due to the protection of the citizens of the USSR from "Western values" .. but as practice has shown, it was wrong .. because the prohibitions always strive to break .. and God himself commanded to criticize negligent bureaucrats .. because there is no limit to stupidity ..
Right now we are reaping ... capitalism ... But on the other hand ... the prohibitions are the same ... the state used to protect people, now it protects itself ..

[dedusik]

It's just that they have all the humor through the "ass"

[Tank hard]

What is the mind-such and humor.

[Andrey Korotkov]

Quote: Tank Hard

What is the mind-such and humor.

Here, in the original translation it sounds like this: Don't be upset, bratello, you had a good time English humor is even dumber.

[210ox]

There still laughter occasionally went in the background. In places where you need to laugh.

[rocket757]

Cool!
They know how to make fun of themselves, this is a very positive, useful quality!

[dzvero]

Simply, not only everything, few people can ... (c) not mine

[Uncle lee]

Quote: rocket757

Cool!

[rocket757]

When people, a nation, a people are able to laugh at the stupidity that they themselves commit ... not all is lost for them!

[cniza]

This is true, but something tells me, it will be bad for this satirist, unless he worked under the control of the Democrats ...

[rocket757]

In general, they have a special order and so nowhere is observed ... the president's grandfather was surrounded with care, information oil, and the rest, from his entourage, are so cynical, they don't give a damn about anything and everyone.

[cniza]

And their cynicism is a credo, nothing surprising ...

[Yura]

if the “keys to the Oval Office”, according to the plot of his work, have been in the Kremlin all the time, does this mean that Joe Biden entered this office with the help of lockpicks? ..

This is a question, strong and to the point. Sergey Kuzmitsky is burning.

[hydro]

Not with the help of master keys, but with the help of BLM and the Trumpists themselves! After all, they stormed the Capitol, so they forgot to close the doors)))))))

[Wedmak]

And Biden was blown there by the wind ...

[dzvero]

Putin may have returned the keys, but changed the lock ...

[iouris]

The humor is that there won't be a meeting.

[Mavrikiy]

Look, buddy, if you want the summit to take place, you'll have to return the keys. These are the rules of the game.
- says Biden in the story.

Funny but Rave. Baidan needs this meeting.
To develop the story: Putin gave the keys to the office, and squeezed the keys from the water closet, and Baydana, out of weakness, goes to the backyard. Insidious Russians, you can't trust them! Copyright for the course of the plot at the expense of the SMP.

[Guru]

does this mean that Joe Biden entered this office with the help of lockpicks? ..

That can, still Zhivchik, he climbed into the window-just tell you.

[Thrifty]

Trump climbed into the White House through the window, just like a regular window porter, and they dug the canopy under the front door! And, most importantly, duplicates were returned to them, the original keys are still in the Kremlin, in an old Soviet fireproof cabinet. ...

[swyatoslav]

And when, according to the plot of an American journalist and satirist, Putin reluctantly agrees to give the US President the keys

- in vain I gave the keys, I had to take them by the hour and day

[clerk]

.In turn, it is worth asking the American satirist: if "the keys to the Oval Office", according to the plot of his work, have been in the Kremlin all the time lately, does this mean that Joe Biden entered this office with the help of lockpicks? ..

It would be better to answer him for Putin: - Don't be upset, Joe. I'll make a duplicate for you.

[1536]

Laugh at the word "shovel"?
The Americans should not write "satire", they are bad at it, but a new Western. Yes, yes, an ordinary American Western based on the scripts of the Defa film studio from the former GDR. There, wonderful films were made about the deception of the Indians by white settlers. Then in the USSR they did not even think about whom they were actually filmed. Today it is possible to continue this series using the cinema capacity of today's Germany.

[Pavel57]

Duplicates must be done in time.

[cniza]

The "castle" has already been replaced, and we will return the old keys ...

[Konstantin Shevchenko]

Look, buddy, if you want the summit to take place, you'll have to return the keys. These are the rules of the game.

Putin answers Biden, - I write the rules. And your BOS Medvedev. Drink some vitamins and get to work.

[Jaromir]

Biden demanded that Putin "return the keys to the Oval Office"

Humor ... well humor, so humor

[cniza]

Joe Biden entered this office using lockpicks? ..

It doesn't even require any proof ...

[babylon]

Dumb humor with a political hint, "what kind of society is this and humor"

[Graduate student]

Satire in the US press

More like some kind of drama, not satire.

Biden demanded that Putin "return the keys to the Oval Office"

Thus, they, the Americans, humiliate themselves.

[Graduate student]

if the "keys to the Oval Office", according to the plot of his work, have been in the Kremlin all the last time, does this mean

This means that, purely hypothetically, the American nuclear briefcase was under our control.