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How to live correctly in parentheses

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How to live correctly in parentheses

In a certain state, the Adjutor sits at his table. Let's just say, the rank is not the highest, but very responsible. And Editors come to him, whom the Adjuster is forced to educate. Because this is what his duty to the Motherland and his official duties dictate. And he should do this without the slightest regret to his opponents, because debt is half the battle. And the second half of the matter is the state pension and early access to it.


In general, there is something to try for.

The adjuster, as a representative of the State, is incredibly polite and correct. As befits an official in the service.

- Hello, my dear Editor! How sorry I am to see you, because this means that you have once again violated our Codes. And, accordingly, we will have to punish you. Naturally, a fine in favor of the State.

- For what this time, Mr. Adjutor? We fully comply with all the requirements of your department!

- Alas, alas. You have not indicated in parentheses that you are citing a newspaper that is branded as a foreign agent! And this is a very serious violation.

- What is so serious here? It was an ordinary newspaper in the city of Sargatov, owned by the local anti-SMAR society ...

- My dear Editor, if everything were so simple ... Well, in principle, we are all aware that we are surrounded by enemies. And I am aware that today it is very difficult to distinguish Good from Evil. For the Good, which is brought up within the framework of patriotic education in schools, does not fit into the UGE, and therefore, how to say it, is not ready to fight for the triumph of its ideals.

And Evil ... Well, it is Evil. Strong, unprincipled and generally. And you have to fight it daily and hourly. But in order to fight him, you need to know him by sight.

- Dear Adjutor, but where are the enemies? And even more so in our newspaper? We do not cover any problems that could be associated with external enemies!

- Dear Editor! You do not understand well your role in the life of the State. And the State is always ready to help you. Remember how it was during the DURIL epidemic? The state has shown how it is able to take care of its citizens. After all, it has come down to almost everyone in terms of self-isolation, right?

If you don't want to isolate yourself from the whole world on your own, here's a fine for you! So that he wanted ... Well, or if he moved farther from the house. In the end, it helped ... And the budget resident was so well filled with several billions. Money will go to a good cause.

For example, the work of such a useful ministry as ours. Yes, we cannot yet defeat the Pentagrams and Sweaters, but we are working to put a spoke in their wheels as efficiently as possible. But I'm ready to reveal to you what our strength is and where you are.

- I am listening to you with great attention, Mr. Adjutor ...

- Our strength is in parentheses. Everything or almost everything in the world can be bracketed. Yes, "Sweater" and "Pentagrams" are not included in parentheses. Until. But we, again, are working on it.

Remember how we forced everyone to write in brackets two years ago that the terrorist organization KURISH is banned? Yes, there were many shouts of "tired", "how much you can" and so on. Didn't understand the point outside the brackets. But outside the brackets is the budget. It is said to write in brackets - you must write. Don't write - pay a fine. Everything is very simple.

If between us, dear Editor, then no one has really explained even to us. It is necessary - and that's it. Therefore, everyone began to write together the magic words "forbidden in Dreamland" in brackets. I don’t know how much this reduced the attention and respect for KURISH, but it filled the budget quite well.

- Mr. Adjutor, isn't it easier to simply expel Podvalny and his associates, KUE, MKN, ADSN and other phenomena from the Internet? Well, it's really unrealistic to live like that! We will soon not have articles, but solid brackets! Like French in War and Peace.

- A good example, Mr. Editor! Very good! You understand correctly! Yes, Count Tolstoy wrote his novel in two languages, but everyone read it! As they say, the mice cried, injected, but they ate the whole cactus. We read the translation in small print in the footer of the page, and nothing!

By the way, about the basement. I wanted to reproach you. Why did you drive all the world's terrorists into your basements? KURISH, "Tigers", "Scorpions" ... Well, you can't do it in bulk ... So we had to work, think about what should be in brackets! So get it and sign: you will now mention all foreign agents! Everyone!

And if you invent something like that in this regard, mister editor, you can be sure that we will figure out what to fine you for. A budget outside brackets is a sacred thing!

- Mr. Adjutor! You can imagine an article on the topic of the day like this:

“The well-known leader of the terrorist organization KURISH (banned in Dreamland) Abdul Karayan (recognized as an international terrorist) met with representatives of the Cultural Breakthrough organization (recognized as a foreign agent on the territory of Dreamland) and they gave a joint interview to Zoltan Bnishovenko (official agent of the LGBT community) on the dispersal of the rally in support of religious leaders from the CPNM organization (banned in Dreamlandia as excessively oppositional), supporting Kulbit Podvalny (forbidden to be mentioned as bored to death). "

Agree, in such material there is zero information, only brackets!

- Yes, my dear Editor, yes! It is very difficult for our modern reader to separate the wheat from the chaff. And it is on your shoulders that the honorable duty of hammering in brackets into the heads of ordinary people what is in brackets falls on! You understand correctly the policy of the State and the Party!

So go, work, and remember: we are ready to support you at any time! Fines, revocation of licenses and other pleasures. The main thing is that all this is done for the common good. OUTSIDE the brackets.

All matches are completely random, all parentheses are natural.
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    1. Svarog
      Svarog April 16 2021 09: 19
      +7
      Quote: Andrey Korotkov
      Yeah, not the author's skate, an article for the sake of srach negative and it won't be deleted after a dozen comments

      An excellent article .. ironic .. than Bulgakov reminded "The Master and Margarita".
      Are you an adjuster?
      1. Andrey Korotkov
        Andrey Korotkov April 16 2021 09: 29
        +2
        Quote: Svarog
        Quote: Andrey Korotkov
        Yeah, not the author's skate, an article for the sake of srach negative and it won't be deleted after a dozen comments

        An excellent article .. ironic .. than Bulgakov reminded "The Master and Margarita".
        Are you an adjuster?

        Oh no, what are you repeat , not at all an antagonist of the author, the Master and Margarita reminded you of something? Shtozh you know better, political satire was not here (purely personal hi
        1. Svarog
          Svarog April 16 2021 09: 38
          -5
          Quote: Andrey Korotkov
          The Master and Margarita reminded you of something?

          language of presentation .. well, some parallels can be traced.
          1. Andrey Korotkov
            Andrey Korotkov April 16 2021 09: 48
            +2
            Quote: Svarog
            Quote: Andrey Korotkov
            The Master and Margarita reminded you of something?

            language of presentation .. well, some parallels can be traced.
            yes
            Somewhere yes - the language of the narrative is so squeezed into the framework of the article that the capacity is the sister of talent is not the case (opinion), the parallels as wrote above, the author is so lifted above us that I am waiting for a wild discussion of the article (didn’t think that my comment after 10 minutes of reading the understanding would first) hi
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          1. Mooh
            Mooh April 16 2021 12: 20
            -1
            And now this banter about the DURIL epidemic is generally beyond the bounds.

            People are dying from Covid, and the press mainly writes about DURIL.
            1. Artyom Karagodin
              Artyom Karagodin April 16 2021 12: 36
              -3
              Please translate from the Aesopian language. And then the difference somehow escapes.
    2. Aleks tv
      Aleks tv April 16 2021 09: 57
      +15
      Quote: Andrey Korotkov
      Yeah, not the author's skate, an article for the sake of srach negative and it won't be deleted after a dozen comments

      ?????????????????

      Hello Andrei.

      Probably it is you, no matter how you understand the article, from the word at all.
      This is just his strong point, since Roman is in the VO editorial office. Although probably the opposite is true.
      They are all lathered up horses, and prancing on them, at the editorial offices of the media (and VO is media allowed on the territory of the Russian Federation) with elements of "non-voluntary sexual intercourse" is a certain well-known structure that pokes its own ... ahem, ... so "nose", a permitted part of the body) into everything where "this very thing" can be shoved.

      The article has a wonderful language of satire.
      And it is the brightest if it hurts.

      I will assume that the next righteous VO (allowed by CongoControlBazaar), in the comments forgot to put the third apostle after square brackets when indicating "no matter what", the main thing is in parentheses.
      And the Adjutor called VO to the cooker and used the money-withdrawing mechanism under the motto - we all go under the License.

      And to the timid answer that the fine could have been smaller, the brackets were, albeit with violations, but square, as required by the new decrees of the Congo ControlBazaar, the adjutor honestly said:
      - yes, even round. The budget is sacred! Finally, be you Patriots !!!
      1. Andrey Korotkov
        Andrey Korotkov April 16 2021 10: 14
        +4
        Perhaps I did not understand, notice the so-called Aesopian language and went for a walk on the comments, asking what you are afraid of? List Daish, Ishil, Liberation Tigers Tamil and Lama, etc. and so on at the end of the article - prohibited in the Russian Federation, on TV, on the Internet, articles of the foreign press about the Russian Federation indicate at the end of the whole story what the problems are? Do you think the number of VOs bent over the truth, I don't think the law is the law and draw parallels between the name of ter.organizations and quarantine like that ... I will not say anything hi
        1. Aleks tv
          Aleks tv April 16 2021 10: 45
          +6
          ... Perhaps I didn't understand, so-called Aesop's language, notice and went for a walk on the comments, asking what you are afraid of?

          What do you have to do with it?
          Andrey, just a good satire.
          I am far from the media, but my acquaintances, who have this bread, repeat one thing - everything is in order with insanity, it is alive, healthy and getting stronger.
          And the scandal with the photo of the Victory Parade with the throwing of the standards at the feet of the Winners is confirmation of this.

          ... Do you think the number of IN bent

          Yes, I think they bent over the money.
          I will assume with a high degree of probability.
          And not the first time.

          hi
          1. Andrey Yuryevich
            Andrey Yuryevich April 16 2021 13: 00
            +4
            Aleks tv (Alexey)
            Alexey, strongly welcome! nice to see you ! drinks
            1. Aleks tv
              Aleks tv April 16 2021 14: 19
              +4
              Quote: Andrew Y.
              Aleks tv (Alexey)
              Alexey, strongly welcome! nice to see you ! drinks

              Andrey, hello buddy.
              hi
              I will unsubscribe in PM.

              So ...
              With the Nursery - IN!
              Have a nice weekend!
              drinks
  2. knn54
    knn54 April 16 2021 09: 12
    +3
    Not to live, but to exist.
  3. Artavazdych
    Artavazdych April 16 2021 09: 14
    +7
    DURIL was somehow mentioned in passing - we still have to live and live with durilobies. And on the way is a terrible BLANK.
    And so cool article)
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich April 16 2021 13: 04
      0
      R. Skomorokhov writes from himself, from his heart, worrying about the country more than those who yell "urya", those who believe that everything is fine in the country are traitors.
      1. Svarog
        Svarog April 16 2021 14: 02
        +5
        Quote: Andrew Y.
        R. Skomorokhov writes from himself, from his heart, worrying about the country more than those who yell "urya", those who believe that everything is fine in the country are traitors.

        Only people who are on the salary of those who are really doing well can think that everything is fine in the country. hi
        1. Aag
          Aag April 19 2021 18: 35
          +1
          "... To consider that everything is good in the country can only be people sitting on the salary of those who are really doing well ..."
          good
          Zadornov? ..
          Zhvanetsky?))))
  4. Mikhail3
    Mikhail3 April 16 2021 09: 15
    +7
    Sobbed. I'm typing now, and tears are running down my cheeks along with snot ... I've seen enough in my life for the "forgetfulness" of Editors, who so conveniently forget everything that is not beneficial to them, and so fiercely, beautifully and verbosely "remember" what for they were paid! The Censor should not (damn it hesitate) in a hundred thousand for the first time to explain what State Necessity is. But the fines should be drastically raised. To raise it so that for "forgetfulness" would have to pay millions of non-rubles. And for a repeated violation of the fine, in general, it is not enough. In this case, the Executor should sit in the reception room, with soundly salted rods. And it is necessary that he does not spare the rod or his hand. So that the Editor has worked in full the Judas money) And the crossed Cossack batogs should be visible. They say the third time "you will forget" and "you will be mistaken" - until the heavy whips on your ass are worn out, we will not be interrupted.
    It would be much easier to breathe in the state if we had introduced such measures. Private opinion is inviolable. But the work of the media with MASS information is by no means. Glittering City on the Hill has just introduced a state of emergency due to "Russian interference in the information space." Probably, they will shoot ...
    1. Anzhey V.
      Anzhey V. April 16 2021 09: 23
      +6
      The journalism of Dreamlandia is already slowly but surely rolling into the moronic semblance of the censorship of the late USSR.

      It was not for nothing that I mentioned this period - she is now in a very similar situation. The state of Dreamlandia is in a severe ideological crisis, it does not have any established ideology or actual ideology, but the screws are being tightened and tightened.

      The measures you have proposed will generally exterminate all at least some medium-sized and non-state publications, like VO.
      1. vvvjak
        vvvjak April 16 2021 09: 40
        +10
        Quote: Anjay V.
        The state of Dreamlandia is in a severe ideological crisis, it does not have any established ideology or actual ideology, but the screws are being tightened and tightened.

        Come on, gentlemen, journalists, complain about the nuts. There is an example of the country of Bdrimlandia, that's where the adjutor is. In the meantime, no real deadlines are given for the "brackets", breathe deeply and enjoy "democracy".
        1. Anzhey V.
          Anzhey V. April 16 2021 09: 42
          0
          There is an example of the country of Bdrimlandia, that's where the adjutor is


          In my opinion, targeting the worst examples is extremely dubious)
          1. vvvjak
            vvvjak April 16 2021 09: 56
            +4
            Quote: Anjay V.
            In my opinion, targeting the worst examples is extremely dubious)

            It is not necessary to orientate, but to prepare. Each article of yours will have to be coordinated in the "department of ideology of the executive committee", then published in a fully proprietary article under your own name, and tomorrow stand at attention and be reprimanded for the fact that no one reads it. Well, or a criminal case, if it doesn't come through. How do you like the prospect?
      2. nerd.su
        nerd.su April 16 2021 10: 18
        +6
        Quote: Anjay V.
        The measures you have proposed will generally exterminate all at least some medium-sized and non-state publications, like VO.

        Despite the fact that the constant references in brackets about prohibitions and agents cause a laugh, I still think that it is not the measures proposed by your opponent that will ruin the publications, but the lack of professionalism, or inattention, or laziness (or both, and the third) of the editors.
      3. Mikhail3
        Mikhail3 April 16 2021 15: 41
        +2
        Quote: Anjay V.
        The measures you have proposed will generally exterminate all at least some medium-sized and non-state publications, like VO.

        So you want to say that "medium-sized publications" are not able to correctly place quotation marks? A gramophone clue? So why are they publishing then? The career of a cattleman is perfect for a "journalist" who does not know how to type correctly.
        Or is it something else? Is it that "medium-sized publications" cannot exist without the support of Soros' funds and the like? Now this is closer to the truth, right? Well, in fact, he called himself a journalist - do not work right? It's stupid to be able to write, work with materials, if you can go to a representative of the fund and receive a monthly pension, but with bonuses! And the deeds of all - to sculpt what the representative orders. And if it is, quite by accident, against your country, then you're a journalist! The second oldest profession! Even as it is a shame not to work against your country, the Moscow crowd does not understand this ...
        1. Anzhey V.
          Anzhey V. April 16 2021 15: 46
          +4
          So you want to say that "medium-sized publications" are not able to correctly place quotation marks?


          No, Mikhail, I just want to say that it will be easier for large publications and their patrons to remove competitors, regardless of how correctly they place quotation marks.

          Dreamlandia is so cruel and merciless - and competitors in it, especially those who do not have "friends in power", are removed very quickly.

          I don't see any sense in talking about any Soros, not a single paid journalist-traitor can keep up with the efficiency of filmmakers who for some reason are sponsored by the state itself.
          1. Mikhail3
            Mikhail3 April 18 2021 11: 16
            0
            And now, what is stopping large publications from removing trifles? Sun spots? No whipping of purchased editors? What are you talking about, really. Oh, it came. You are a journalist. Therefore, speaking with your mouth whatever you want is professional for you.
            Make large, "serious people" publications the goal of destroying small ones - small ones will not live for three days. Big players do not need any relief, they are already capable of anything and so. They definitely do not need any additional features.
            However, for some reason you stubbornly hold on to this "thought", despite its frank anecdotalism. Interesting...
  5. Anzhey V.
    Anzhey V. April 16 2021 09: 15
    -4
    I got the hint, Roman)

    Excellent and very subtle ...
  6. beeper
    beeper April 16 2021 09: 17
    -4
    Well done, Roman! good
    The essence of the "hitting" was explained quite clearly, and, at the same time, the "adjutors" should not dig into such "humoresque"! yes
    "Aesopian language" during the Soviet Union was even very popular and understood by many (as well as reading "between the lines", and newspapers - "in the light"))). wink
    1. Catfish
      Catfish April 16 2021 09: 48
      +1
      Greetings Buddy! smile I completely agree with you, and on this occasion, a small caricature.

      We change the editor to the adjutor and complete order. laughing
      1. NDR-791
        NDR-791 April 16 2021 10: 12
        +4
        Quote: Sea Cat
        We change the editor to the adjutor and complete order.

        So, little by little, we'll get to the procrustor. In fact, the topic is serious. The lack of ideology is replaced by the personal vision of each individual adjuster. This is how I do not see government regulation. Someone on the court channel expressed his attitude to something in a fairly firm form and the herd instinct dragged the adjutor from the city of Zapupinsk along the same path. In fact, this is already FEAR! For if the center adjuster accidentally notices (or competitors prompt to notice) the discrepancy between the missing wassat lines, then the place to lose easily, and even the license. However, the bell does not ring for everyone. For example, there was such a TV channel Life News (now it works only on the Internet). Before the Victory Parade 2019. in a month, they began to play videos about the preparation, and the announcements, respectively. In the announcement of the air part of the parade, the flight of the Tu-160 was announced. So far, everything is natural ... except for the photo for this announcement. In the photo for a whole MONTH !!! put on public display В1В Lancer. And not a single adjutor even scratched himself.
      2. beeper
        beeper April 16 2021 10: 31
        +3
        hi Good health, friend Constantine! drinks
        I pay tribute to your Artistic Talents and Enduring Wits! good yes

        Watching intently and not indifferently (with his "Soviet-imperial eye" smile ) your Russian realities from near-zakordonny Maddom (with its "most perfect" inadequate-maydauns "at the head"), sometimes I am amazed at the Kremlin's "wonderful affairs" in our common Russian Fatherland (how deeply a Russian person mentally "tries on" them for himself) .. ..because the "devil is hidden" in the "trifles" and "extremes" of the authorities' attitude towards ordinary people, towards their ordinary citizens! winked

        Always Cheerfully and Fighting, Life-affirming, Mood to you, my Dear Senior Comrade, aka Sea Cat, and to all honest Russians! drinks
        With sincere respect, always yours aka Pischak. soldier
        1. Catfish
          Catfish April 16 2021 10: 55
          +4
          And to you, too, all the best, cheerfulness, humor and good health. smile drinks
          Your M. Cat. soldier
          1. beeper
            beeper April 16 2021 11: 07
            +2
            Quote: Sea Cat
            And to you, too, all the best, cheerfulness, humor and good health. smile drinks
            Your M. Cat. soldier

            hi Bravo, Buddy! good
            In your Drawing, the whole essence of the crafty "defense of democracy" is obvious, intelligible and visible! wink
            I can't look at this Picture without a smile!
  7. Avior
    Avior April 16 2021 09: 27
    -3
    Good article.
    Explains a lot.
    Pro bono publico, as the ancients said
    1. Black lotos
      Black lotos April 16 2021 11: 36
      +1
      Quote: Avior
      Explains a lot.

      in general, what we already know.
      Here more Praemonitus, praemunitus fits.
      Otherwise, the state machines of any Dreamland will be punished.
      Much has been written about the role of the state's ever-increasing control of any sphere of its citizens' lives.
      In particular, the restriction of the rights and freedoms of these citizens under the pretext of protecting these citizens from "enemies" and themselves. Prohibitive measures are particularly popular for their simplicity.
  8. rocket757
    rocket757 April 16 2021 09: 29
    +3
    Mr. Adjutor, isn't it easier to simply expel Podvalny and his associates, KUE, MKN, ADSN and other phenomena from the Internet? Well, it's really unrealistic to live like that! We will soon not have articles, but solid brackets! Like French in War and Peace.
    But THIS, by the way, is a very correct question !!! For all ONE RULES, LAWS and their strict implementation.
    Then the majority of strangers passing by will fly out of that field of communication / information, with a whistle, they will not have time to squeak!
    And the rest, who work according to the rules, will have a field where they will unfold!
    1. parma
      parma April 16 2021 09: 49
      +2
      Quote: rocket757
      Mr. Adjutor, isn't it easier to simply expel Podvalny and his associates, KUE, MKN, ADSN and other phenomena from the Internet? Well, it's really unrealistic to live like that! We will soon not have articles, but solid brackets! Like French in War and Peace.
      But THIS, by the way, is a very correct question !!! For all ONE RULES, LAWS and their strict implementation.
      Then the majority of strangers passing by will fly out of that field of communication / information, with a whistle, they will not have time to squeak!
      And the rest, who work according to the rules, will have a field where they will unfold!

      Equal laws are not for Dreamland ... I do not read laws in it, neither the authors of these nor the guardians, but you want simple (and not so) people to follow them ... that's when the servants and guardians begin to control the observance of laws in accordance with the laws (butter of course), in other words, as it should be according to the instructions, and not as convenient, then we will talk ... but I think then there will be no question with the Basement and the Cellars, these individuals will not find a place to roam their activities ...
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 April 16 2021 10: 13
        +3
        Quote: parma
        that's when the servants and overseers begin to control the observance of laws in accordance with the laws (butter, of course),

        butter, of course, but alas, alas, this is exactly what we should talk about ... according to the law, EVERYTHING should work!
        here it is no longer sadness, pain, here it is a DANGEROUS SITUATION for the self-preservation of the state as such.
    2. WIKI
      WIKI April 16 2021 10: 58
      -1
      Quote: rocket757
      For all ONE RULES, LAWS and their strict implementation.

      Nothing is new in the existing world. Leo Tolstoy “Sometimes it’s just funny for me to watch how people, good, smart, spend their energy to fight the government on the basis of those laws that this government writes at its own discretion. There are people to whom we belong to those who know that our government is very bad, and are fighting against it.Since the days of Radishchev and the Decembrists, two methods of struggle have been used: one method - Stenka Razin, Pugachev, the Decembrists, revolutionaries of the 60s, activists of March 1 and others the other is the one that is being preached and used by you - the method of the "gradualists" - which consists in fighting on legal grounds, without violence, gradually winning back your rights. and the situation is getting worse and worse; if the situation improves, then this is not due to one or another of these activities, but in spite of the harm of these activities (for other reasons, which I will talk about later), and that force, etc. from which they are fighting, it becomes more powerful, stronger and bolder. "
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 April 16 2021 11: 44
        0
        Quote: WIKI
        Nothing is new in the existing world.

        Not only that, not new, time-tested!
        so we rush, from one to the other, we cannot choose in any way what suits us best, what is better in the end?
  9. Olgovich
    Olgovich April 16 2021 09: 35
    +3
    “The well-known leader of the terrorist organization KURISH (banned in Dreamland) Abdul Karaya

    everyone knows about KURISH, but not everyone knows who is recognized foreign agent, and this is even interesting.

    for example such grant suckers West, such as the Yuri Levada Analytical Center, the League of Voters Foundation for Legal Education of the Population, the Humanitarian Action St. Petersburg Charitable Foundation, etc.

    And also the mouthpieces of the West, feeding from his hands: Voice of America, Idel.Realii, Kavkaz.Realii, Crimea.Realii, TV Channel Present Time and other Russophobes.
    1. Anzhey V.
      Anzhey V. April 16 2021 09: 40
      -2
      Can you explain why the agents of subversive activity are, for example, the Chelyabinsk regional diabetic public movement "TOGETHER" or the Krasnoyarsk regional public organization "We are against AIDS"?

      Note to the censor: the organizations mentioned are foreign agents!
      1. NDR-791
        NDR-791 April 16 2021 10: 15
        0
        Quote: Anjay V.
        Note to the censor: the organizations mentioned are foreign agents!

        Could not resist wassat the same brackets, only side view lol
        1. Anzhey V.
          Anzhey V. April 16 2021 10: 18
          0
          Couldn't resist, same brackets, only side view


          Well, how could it be otherwise? It is necessary to show civic consciousness - otherwise some naive reader of my comments will think that these are not agents of foreign influence, they will go to education about AIDS or diabetes, and then bam, and that's it, will work for the Pentagon and the State Department.
          1. NDR-791
            NDR-791 April 16 2021 10: 26
            +4
            Well, what can I say, just praise good
      2. nerd.su
        nerd.su April 16 2021 10: 21
        +2
        Quote: Anjay V.
        Can you explain why the agents of subversive activity are, for example, the Chelyabinsk regional diabetic public movement "TOGETHER" or the Krasnoyarsk regional public organization "We are against AIDS"

        They receive money from abroad, that's why they are.
        1. Anzhey V.
          Anzhey V. April 16 2021 10: 25
          +3
          They receive money from abroad, therefore they are


          Well, here, as they say, if you don’t sponsor public inquiries, then someone else sponsors them)

          I myself perfectly understand why they are included in the register - it's just a fight against the consequences, not the cause.
          1. nerd.su
            nerd.su April 16 2021 11: 16
            +2
            Quote: Anjay V.
            Well, here, as they say, if you don’t sponsor public inquiries, then someone else sponsors them)

            The trouble is that the one who pays calls the tune. And what, in some countries, diabetes has been so victorious that philanthropists' money is not needed there?
      3. Olgovich
        Olgovich April 16 2021 11: 02
        +1
        Quote: Anjay V.
        Can you explain why the agents of subversive activity are, for example, the Chelyabinsk regional diabetic public movement "TOGETHER" or the Krasnoyarsk regional public organization "We are against AIDS"?

        Foreign agentsand not by "subversive agents" - where did you dig it up from?

        A foreign agent in Russia is a person from the point of view of the Russian state receiving funding from abroad participating in political activities, disseminating information as a mass media or collecting military-technical information. For the activities of foreign agents the state imposes a number of restrictions and requirements.

        Everything is logical and it is so in the West.

        Get money, report back.
  10. Mooh
    Mooh April 16 2021 09: 36
    +3
    For such words about DURIL, you can grab a deadline. For the sympathy of KURISH, for example. (comment deemed objectionable in Dreamlandia)
  11. Avior
    Avior April 16 2021 10: 00
    +2
    The problem is that there are all sorts of foreign agents and others, so the editor has to check every word - is it a foreign agent !?
    Therefore, to create logical and understandable rules that do not allow double interpretation, you need to enter special "Correspondence tables" - with which word what other words can you use, and then select the bundles of these words only from tables - then the editor can be sure that there is no sedition I missed that everything was approved by the highest approval and taken from the tables .. Plus, add to the Tables a set of ritual phrases that will be convenient to copy-paste when using a specific word (or, even better, provide for them to be automatically inserted when using a word, it's even more convenient).
    Well, don't forget the cartouche, how can it be without it, an ancient tradition, however :)

    And there will come after this general happiness and prosperity!
    For the common good, as the ancients said and the darkest wizard from the Harry Potter book
    smile
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    2. WIKI
      WIKI April 16 2021 11: 31
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      Quote: Avior
      you need to enter special "Correspondence tables" -

      In order not to bother very much, and not to create additional bureaucratic red tape, it is only necessary to introduce into the law the basic concept that foreign agents are those who work in favor of foreign states. Interesting discussion from 1:19:00: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KplzgSY9D6c&list=PLSgy-gJ-dkS9KGmySidWwCHs2MxnizF1s&index=5]
      1. Avior
        Avior April 16 2021 11: 36
        +2
        Such a rule implies free-flowing, moreover subjective.
        And I propose a formalized solution.
        smile hi
        1. WIKI
          WIKI April 16 2021 12: 07
          +1
          The article "High treason" clearly describes the criteria for "providing financial, material and technical, consulting or other assistance to a foreign state, international or foreign organization or their representatives in activities directed against the security of the Russian Federation." Fulfillment of these conditions probably does not imply a free interpretation. It is necessary to collect the evidence base.
          1. Avior
            Avior April 16 2021 13: 49
            +1
            Still as it suggests. Already a different word suggests, under it anything can be summed up.
            And as against security, it's a sea of ​​interpretations.
            Teaching foreign students - here's the interpretation.
  12. Woodman
    Woodman April 16 2021 10: 24
    +3
    And I've always been for censorship. And if you work for the public, then you must think over every word before writing. And if you criticize, then it should be just criticism, not criticism.
    Agree, in such material there is zero information, only brackets!
    This phrase can be attributed far not only to this article.
    PS If really someone was punished ... Well ... Here I remember the phrase "but what for us?"
    1. Vinnibuh
      Vinnibuh April 16 2021 10: 56
      +4
      I am exaggerating, of course, but for the "brackets" they are fined, but for the flawed films (moreover, filmed with ₽ from our pocket), incomprehensible monuments, etc., etc., no? The law is the same for everyone?
      1. Woodman
        Woodman April 16 2021 11: 13
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        Quote: Vinnibuh
        but for the "brackets" they are fined, but for the flawed films (moreover, filmed at ₽ from our pocket), incomprehensible monuments, etc., etc., no?

        First you need to decide what the films and monuments are violating. And only then it will be possible to speak one law for all or not one.
        Quote: Vinnibuh
        The law is the same for everyone?

        And I did not say a word about the application of censorship exclusively to Skomorokhov's articles. Or only to the activities of VO. I am for comprehensive censorship. For films, for monuments, for textbooks, for everything that goes to the masses. Including to the boorish statements of officials to the public. By the way, in recent years, it is not uncommon for such officials to lose their posts.
        And again, returning to
        Quote: Vinnibuh
        The law is the same for everyone?
        and how "crooked" it sometimes works can be seen even here. But that doesn't mean censorship is evil.
        1. Vinnibuh
          Vinnibuh April 16 2021 11: 25
          +3
          For the most part, I agree with you, censorship is needed, but without fanaticism and idiocy. Pysy, monuments eg. Mannerheim, Krasnov, etc. The film "lulled by the sun 1-2", "trunks", about the besieged Leningrad (forgot the name. Of the new ones), but a cloud of them.
          1. Svarog
            Svarog April 16 2021 14: 05
            +4
            Quote: Vinnibuh
            For the most part I agree with you, censorship is needed, but without fanaticism and idiocy

            Without ideology, sound censorship will not work .. because there is no support .. for this, everyone will interpret it at their own discretion. And under capitalism, they will defend the interests of the capitalist ... along the way, shutting their mouths to those who are being robbed ...
            1. Vinnibuh
              Vinnibuh April 16 2021 14: 44
              +1
              I agree with you.
  13. nikvic46
    nikvic46 April 16 2021 11: 12
    +2
    Usually, what is not supposed to be heard or read by ordinary citizens is taken out of the brackets. This practice exists all over the world, even where freedom of speech is considered.
  14. Nikolaevich I
    Nikolaevich I April 16 2021 11: 32
    +3
    What to do then? And so you have to dodge and put on your panties inside out! I wanted to write: "but xren to you!", Then immediately a note that you are presenting a kilogram of a vegetable plant under the trade name "xpen" to this tovarischu free of charge! Or a certain popular word is replaced with zezdanuty or zvezdanuty ... well, and what? Even psychiatric patients automatically translate these words correctly! Aesopian language is the second native language of Russians in our very democratic country! And how is XPEN- "vegetable" worse than the words "rogue", "bidlo pro-Soviet". Popular among the "cream of the Russian land" - deputies, officials, majors ...? God loves us! Let the Englishman put it like the Russians: "the flowers bloomed!" Well, what will he do? Flower, flower, flower! So should we live in sorrow? stop
    1. Mooh
      Mooh April 16 2021 12: 06
      +2
      We recently discussed flowers :)) Floral flowers bloom
      1. Nikolaevich I
        Nikolaevich I April 16 2021 12: 17
        +2
        Quote: MooH
        We recently discussed flowers :)) Floral flowers bloom
        Maybe ! So I didn't participate in the discussion! I'm sorry!
        1. Mooh
          Mooh April 16 2021 12: 28
          +2
          It happens. Everywhere horseradish (vegetable) you will have time. Recently, Per-si, (the author of works about the moon and Kubrick), published an article about the squalor of the English language (based on illiterate Internet memasics). There was just about the flowers.
          found:
          1. Nikolaevich I
            Nikolaevich I April 16 2021 13: 26
            +1
            Thanks for the link ... used it! Yes, it's a pity that I did not participate in the discussion, but believed the first word ... Again, you are right ... there is often not enough time to "want to know everything" ... so sometimes you have to "learn the world" by the principle : "tsigel, tsigel, ah-lu-li ..."! hi
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  15. Maks1995
    Maks1995 April 16 2021 16: 01
    +1
    Right. Although it is impossible to protest, they will erase it - so at least for now. Aesopovo.
    Then they will be banned. When the money starts running out again, after all the breakthroughs and overrides ....
  16. Vladimir Mashkov
    Vladimir Mashkov April 17 2021 19: 14
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    What is democracy? This is "demos" + "kratos" - democracy. In modern society, it is carried out through the election of power by the majority of the population. Power (state) manages the life of society, country. Democracy is NOT anarchy. Citizens, having rights, are obliged to comply with the laws restricting individual freedom in the name of the normal life of society.

    The minority is entitled to their opinion. But it must fight for its opinion by legal means and methods, without breaking laws. For violation of laws, the state has every right to punish violators.

    I specially recalled these elementary truths. Because many deliberately demand that anarchy and life without laws be recognized as democracy. And - only for yourself, arguing about the observance of laws by others! The latter is just demagoguery.