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Day of the great change of shoes of Russia

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Day of the great change of shoes of Russia

I love April! And not some old love, described by many generations. Not for drops I love, not for puddles that cannot be passed, not bypassed. Not even for the fact that it will now be possible to sail on the river on boats or just like that, fish-like, one might say.


I am a modern person and have known for a long time that it is in April that one can for no reason be doused with water from this very dirty puddle on the street. And the icicle, which is so sung with its drop by all sorts of poets and writers, can fly over the head. Even the sun, joyfully tickling the face, very quickly scorches the skin on a pale face.

No, I love April for a great holiday, for the one that many people celebrate every year - for the Day of Change of Shoes! It is clear that for a fairly long time that this day is celebrated, many people who have nothing to do with the holiday have attached themselves to it. There are women with winter and demi-season boots, students - with sneakers with fur and without ...

But only motorists really celebrate this day!

Here you have a barbecue in front of the garage door, and thoughts about the future (how soon we will go somewhere there), and most importantly - conversations! It is clear that at the beginning of communication, everyone is discussing motor oils, tires and the quality of the road in some darkness. And then, as the conversation develops - both domestic and foreign policy.

There are many topics. Let's talk about the most discussed of them today. For a start, about ... the nature of man. So that you understand the level of scientific discussions on this day. My neighbor is a rented owner and part-time candidate of some mathematical sciences. He said that we ... are almost cucumbers!

Initial data. Man is 70% water. Cucumber - 90% water. Further, by simple mathematical calculations of the candidate of sciences, you can calculate that a person is 80% a cucumber! It turns out like this. This is probably why pickled cucumber is such a great snack ... product. True, the wife for some reason does not accept this mathematical logic: “They drank and are talking some kind of nonsense” ... But we are not to blame for the coincidence. Newton got the idea with an apple falling on his head ...

Eh, garages, garages ...


This topic was raised by our chairman.

He ruffled our nerves for several years with the registration of ownership of the garage. Either you need to draw up some pieces of paper, then provide a copy somewhere, then remember who did what and when. But the man is stubborn. Like a jackhammer. Now we are each sitting in our own garage, but on state land. Rented for 49 years.

And as soon as the chairman was about to celebrate the victory, President Putin spoiled the feast. I took it and signed the law on the status of garages on April 5. Now all those whose garages were built before December 30, 2004 can register them in ownership according to a simplified scheme. Actually, this law was adopted by the Duma back in March this year. The deputies read it, read it, and finally it dawned on them. And Putin took and signed almost immediately ...

Honestly, I feel sorry for the chairman. So much strength, health, nerves wasted, and the victory was brazenly stolen. Although, on the other hand, we, brick garages, feel our superiority over these box and shell owners. A fig flew in from the president. We now have this status (!), And they, as they were “illegal”, have remained ...

Now this very "garage amnesty" will last until 2026. Everyone has time to get documents.

I would have got this bastard ...


There are people among us who are respected by everyone. Here's a grandfather, for example. He still remembers the Patriotic War. No, he did not fight. He was very small. We can say, quite a tiny one. And he remembers what was, in pieces. And in garages, he is more likely from memory than to leave somewhere. “I have reached the age of a big boss. Now my grandson is driving me! "

So, my grandfather proposed a toast for the new law on veterans and against the rehabilitation of Nazism. It turns out that Putin signed such a law on April 5. Even my grandfather's eyes sparkled when he spoke. Remember our own?

- Would I have got this bastard, would have unscrewed my head for such words about the war and about the old winners? ..

Has anyone really done this? Not. Just because after "I would have met" it follows "20-40 years ago."

So, what now threatens all this filth that pours slop on our grandfathers and great-grandfathers? For insulting veterans - a fine of 3-5 million rubles. For public denial of the facts established by the Nuremberg Tribunal, dissemination of information about days of military glory and memorable dates associated with the defense of the Fatherland, deliberately false information about the role of the USSR in World War II and veterans, desecration of the memory of the defenders of the Fatherland and desecration of symbols of military glory - you will be given the same fine.

A fine of up to 5 million rubles, a real prison term of up to five years, a ban on holding some positions for the same period, or forced labor will be received by those who commit a crime as part of a group, by prior conspiracy, or using the media or Internet sites! Between us, for the grandfather's toast, "glasses clinked" twice. For grandfathers and for the law.

Let's not make of all drug addicts and drug dealers


Do not think that there are drug addicts in our company. They do not take root with us. But the topic of a drug addict periodically arises. Remember how many conversations there were about the Ivan Golunov case? Well, that journalist who was planted with drugs and sentenced? And how did they figure it out later and put those who planted it in? Then the topic of police lawlessness came up again. And about how many of these Golunovs are now running very long periods of time in the zones of our vast country.

And again, the president signed a new version of the law on the procedure for initiating criminal cases on drug trafficking. It was good before. There is a drug inadequate, once - and an article for the sale. And you can also add for the production. Where were the drugs found near Golunov? In a backpack and in an apartment. And no one gave a damn how they got there. There are witnesses, there are drugs - the prisoner walk to the zone to sew robes and mittens.

Now, if narcotic or psychotropic substances are present in the human body, but law enforcement officers do not have "sufficient data" that would indicate the fact of the transfer of prohibited substances, they will not start a case. We'll see. Now under the same article (in the old version) is the captain of the hockey "Avangard" Emelin. And talk about the "criminal" is already underway.

Healthy people need money too


Every holiday has an indispensable attribute, which is difficult to describe as positive or negative. They are women! Not in the sense that the young rakes thought about, but in a good, so to speak, sense. Wives and other controllers of our good behavior. They appear, as a rule, in the midst of events. “We did everything at home and decided to take a walk, see how you are doing.”

It's good that the kebab has not yet been eaten and the soda has not been drunk. But I had to talk about ... a healthy lifestyle! In order not to fall face down into the mud, hmm ... Thank you for the fact that there are those among us who go to fitness these same, drown in pools and fry in saunas. The wives' mouths were "self-infuriated" from what they heard.

Imagine, it turns out now, according to the law signed by Putin, you can return part of the money spent on physical education and sports! Russians will have the opportunity to compensate for part of the costs associated with paying for the services of physical culture and sports organizations and individual entrepreneurs.

Imagine, you need to provide the tax service with a copy of the service agreement and a cashier's receipt for their payment. And that's all. You receive a tax deduction of up to 15,6 thousand rubles per year. By the way, women especially liked this, exactly the same deductions are imposed on children under 18 years of age.

My neighbor (he lifts the wheels from trucks in his free time and rolls all sorts of cars on a cable, well, such an oryasina, like the African baobab, has grown) immediately tried to call his "wheel coders", like write a contract. And the supporters of this most healthy lifestyle held him back.

"Do not rush to please, the deduction is supposed only for those types of services that are included in the list approved by the government." To be honest, I also doubt that wheels from Kirovets are on the list. But our "baobab" does not drink or smoke. Even runs in the park. Among skiers. A heavy tank among wedges ... Is it supposed to or not?

Think before changing a part on an old car


Those who have a "boy" or "girl" have already gone through fire, water and copper pipes, and they will understand me. Nobody knows why cars are divided by gender. My brother has a "boy", and I have a "girl". Try not to say good morning to her. It will rumble, smoke, creak ... And pat gently on the hood, rushing anywhere, like a young doe. And the "goof" brother all the time strives to overtake everyone and rip off a bump somewhere with a bumper ...

It is clear that old cars require much more maintenance than new ones. Everything is like people. Only sometimes problems arise. Some nonsense detail was worn out. We need to change. No, the machine works like a chronometer. But the part is old. And you change it without regret. And here a lot of problems arise. It turns out that after this detail, you need to change another, then the third. Until you understand that it is easier to replace the entire unit in bulk.

Why did I remember this. After all, we also discussed another law signed by Putin. The law on presidential terms, adopted on the basis of amendments to the Constitution of the Russian Federation. The State Duma adopted this law only on March 24 this year. Where can we go without politics at the festive table.

Under the new law, the president can only serve for two terms. No reservations. A potential president must be at least 35 years old, permanently reside in the Russian Federation for at least 25 years and not be a citizen of another state, even in the past. Naturally, this does not apply to citizenship of the USSR. RF is the legal successor of the USSR.

This is where our dispute arose. How about Putin? He has already been elected twice as much as required by the new law - in 2000, 2004, 2012, 2018. It is clear that, legally, he has the right to participate in the elections two more times, since the number of presidential terms until the moment of amendments to the country's fundamental law is not taken into account. But will it be good for the car? That is, for the country?

The dispute arose precisely on this occasion. The "old men" gave just the example I described above. “Youth” was definitely for “replacing the unit” completely. After all, new cars - that old part, that new is not particularly important. They have all new parts. As such a car has driven, it will continue to drive. The logic of both of them is quite clear. In short, we have not come to a consensus.

Everyone is happy with the direction of our path, but not everyone is happy with the speed. References to the quality of roads and possible obstacles from other vehicles are dismissed by young people as unimportant. We will drive around traffic jams on the side of the road. Oh well. There, on the side of the road, and especially in the nearest ditch, there are many such riders.

We decided so. Our cooperative was originally built as a democracy. We solved all the issues and are solving them at the general meeting. The meeting decided, period. There will be new presidential elections in the spring. He is a good man, but sometimes too tight-fisted. The tractor does not buy after snow drifts, the light was spent "not as we wanted." In short, he has a lot of stocks, from the point of view of voters.

It is understandable. If I have a shady side, then it is my garage that needs to be lit. And for those that were built "in the swamp", the main thing is that drainage needs to be improved. Those who are at the entrance are outraged by pedestrians from the neighboring microdistrict, who have mastered the path-path home in a straight line, through garages.

So, we will talk about all this at the meeting. And we will choose as always. There are several candidates, there are their desires and plans for the future, and there is our choice. My choice. For whom I raise my hand, he will be my choice. Nobody has the right to deprive me of this right. Will the "youth" win? So what? So we chose not like me. Will the "old men" win? So we all chose the same way as I did.

I am often told that sometimes I get carried away. I'm kidding about what should be written seriously. Let me remind too serious and worried colleagues the words of Baron Munchausen, uttered by our great artist Oleg Ivanovich Yankovsky:

“I understand what your trouble is: you are too serious. A clever face is not yet a sign of intelligence, gentlemen. All the stupid things on earth are done with this facial expression. Smile, gentlemen, smile. "

By the way, Grigory Gorin wrote a little differently in his film script. Instead of “smart face”, Gorin says “serious face”. So the phrase has two authors. One wrote, the second made a reservation when dubbing the film ... Often smart and meaningful things that "pass" by public attention, go unnoticed precisely because they were said with a clever expression on their face ...

And I'm in the garage. Today we will massively change the oil ...
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  2. Dym71
    Dym71 April 12 2021 15: 17
    +10
    Does Alexander Staver's style of presentation very much resemble the style of our Okoloradsky Cockroach? what
    I will reread and marvel! fellow
    1. Darkesstcat
      Darkesstcat April 12 2021 15: 48
      +1
      Humorous manner.)
    2. Civil
      Civil April 12 2021 15: 56
      +3
      The rubber is worn out ... summer tires are not at all to hell, new ones are expensive to buy, I will look for used ones.
    3. The popuas
      The popuas April 12 2021 16: 08
      +4
      I also thought ... the cockroach is back
      1. Pankrat25
        Pankrat25 April 14 2021 07: 23
        0
        Yes, but where did the cockroach go? what
  3. Svarog
    Svarog April 12 2021 15: 17
    +9
    And I'm in the garage. Today we will massively change the oil ...

    Apparently, you have a garage as a place of communication .. and a hobby .. and with such gas prices, soon in the garage, as in a museum .. looked at a car 40 years ago and happy back .. home.
    1. Gardamir
      Gardamir April 12 2021 15: 26
      +13
      Notice the author is quite satisfied with the direction of movement, the path to capitalism. But according to the author, Russia is slowly moving along the path of optimization.
      1. dorz
        dorz April 12 2021 15: 44
        +15
        Quote: Gardamir
        Notice the author is quite satisfied with the direction of movement, the path to capitalism. But according to the author, Russia is slowly moving along the path of optimization.

        More like moving forward and optimizing, but sliding to the bottom ...
      2. Lannan Shi
        Lannan Shi April 12 2021 17: 09
        +12
        Quote: Gardamir
        Russia is slowly moving along the path of optimization.

        That's why I thought about it now. Painfully, the words optimization and utilization are consonant ...
    2. Dym71
      Dym71 April 12 2021 15: 28
      -7
      Quote: Svarog
      and with such prices for gasoline, soon to the garage, like a museum ..

      That's who's talking about, Vladimir, and you're talking about the bath ... wassat
      Spring is in the yard, life is awakening in nature, splinter on splinter climbs, and you have hopeless melancholy bully
      1. Svarog
        Svarog April 12 2021 15: 34
        +18
        Quote: Dym71
        Spring is in the yard, life awakens in nature, splinter on splinter climbs, but hopeless longing for you

        And you know that barbecue on the street and even more so near the garage is not allowed, a fine .. only in specially prepared places .. even in the country it is impossible .. a fine ..
        but for some reason the author kept silent about this, presented everything as if it were about spring ...
        That's who is talking about what, Vladimir, and you are talking about the bath ... wassat

        That's when a lousy one dreams of a bath, it's normal ... and when a lousy one doesn't even want to think about her ... there are problems laughing
        1. Woodman
          Woodman April 12 2021 15: 37
          +2
          Quote: Svarog
          you are aware that barbecue on the street and even more so near the garage is impossible, fine ..

          I saw at us they managed to fry kebabs on the balconies of apartment buildings ... But you got excited about the shashlik on the street "in accordance with the decree of the government of the Russian Federation No. 1479, which introduces new rules, there really is a ban on making a fire on the site. However, in Appendix No. 4 to the new rules of the fire regime it is explained that it is possible to start a fire for the purpose of cooking, if it is done in non-combustible containers (these include, for example, barbecues) and at a safe distance from the courtyard buildings. "
          1. Svarog
            Svarog April 12 2021 15: 46
            +6
            Quote: Lesovik
            I saw we managed to grill barbecue on the balconies of apartment buildings.

            In Turkey, they fried in every house .. well, or almost in every .. and nothing, it is enough to bring out the central pipe on the balcony ..
            1. Woodman
              Woodman April 12 2021 16: 04
              +2
              Quote: Svarog
              it is enough to bring out the central pipe on the balcony ..

              But this chimney is usually provided by the developer. And this pipe goes to the oven on which they are fried. And we put a mini-brazier where it will fit and make a fire. There is a difference?
              1. Svarog
                Svarog April 12 2021 16: 09
                +10
                Quote: Lesovik
                Quote: Svarog
                it is enough to bring out the central pipe on the balcony ..

                But this chimney is usually provided by the developer. And this pipe goes to the oven on which they are fried. And we put a mini-brazier where it will fit and make a fire. There is a difference?

                Undoubtedly .. I mean that the developer would give a damn about this option .. But people would be even more comfortable .. well, we do not think about people .. but about profit .. they are building houses, and parking spaces are not provided in the right amount, that there is not enough land in the Russian Federation? ..
                1. Woodman
                  Woodman April 12 2021 16: 21
                  -1
                  Quote: Svarog
                  Undoubtedly .. I mean that the developer would have to make this option come true .. But people would be even more comfortable ..

                  And more expensive. And our population is not very rich. And for the majority of the housing stock, which our "Khrushchevs" make up, this option cannot be applied even with a major overhaul. At that time, they did not think about such a level of comfort.
          2. Galleon
            Galleon April 12 2021 16: 25
            +10
            Colleague, well, then you already agree on Appendix 4. We read paragraph 2:
            b) the place of use of open fire should be located at a distance of at least 50 meters from the nearest object (buildings, structures, buildings, open storage, stacks), 100 meters - from a coniferous forest or separately growing coniferous trees and young growth, and 30 meters - from a deciduous forest or separately growing groups of deciduous trees;
            What dimensions of the site do you need to have to fulfill this point? To the Far Eastern hectare?
            1. Woodman
              Woodman April 12 2021 17: 49
              +2
              Quote: Galleon
              Colleague, well, then you already agree on Appendix 4.

              I agree
              5. When using open fire and making fires for cooking in special non-combustible containers (for example, barbecues, braziers) on land plots of settlements, as well as on garden land plots related to agricultural land, the fire distance from the combustion source to buildings, structures and other structures may be reduced to 5 meters, and the cleaning area around the tank from combustible materials - up to 2 meters.
        2. WHAT IS
          WHAT IS April 12 2021 15: 44
          +12
          Quote: Svarog
          And you know that barbecue on the street and even more so near the garage is impossible - fine

          At the dacha, not only barbecue is impossible, even the grass is burned in a barrel. The firefighters have already done the work, they say, do not be offended later, we have been given a command.
          Quote: Gardamir
          the author is quite satisfied with the direction of movement, the path to capitalism. But according to the author, Russia is slowly moving along the path of optimization.

          There are many of them who are at the trough and who are happy with everything in their cozy little world, and what is going on in the country among the majority of the population - do not care. Go to work and do not rock the boat.
          1. Svarog
            Svarog April 12 2021 15: 48
            +3
            Quote: WHAT IS
            At the dacha, not only barbecue is impossible, even the grass is burned in a barrel. The firefighters have already done the work, they say, do not be offended later, we have been given a command.

            Moreover .. there is a specific plan .. for violators.
            1. Andrey Korotkov
              Andrey Korotkov April 12 2021 16: 11
              +2
              Quote: Svarog
              Quote: WHAT IS
              At the dacha, not only barbecue is impossible, even the grass is burned in a barrel. The firefighters have already done the work, they say, do not be offended later, we have been given a command.

              Moreover .. there is a specific plan .. for violators.

              Our precinct doesn't seem to read the laws laughing last summer a neighbor almost burned the neighbors, put it out, they did not write a statement on the advice of the guardian of the law, the culprit according to the classics - Garun ran faster than a doe
            2. Jaromir
              Jaromir April 12 2021 16: 14
              +1
              Quote: Svarog
              Moreover .. there is a specific plan .. for violators.

              Do you even have proof? I would like to take a look.
              1. Svarog
                Svarog April 12 2021 16: 25
                +4
                Quote: Jaromir
                Quote: Svarog
                Moreover .. there is a specific plan .. for violators.

                Do you even have proof? I would like to take a look.

                What do you want to see the plan, stamped and signed wassat If there are firefighters, please confirm the info .. I have a fireman friend .. that year there was such a plan .. as he told me ..
                1. Jaromir
                  Jaromir April 12 2021 16: 33
                  0
                  Quote: Svarog
                  I know a fireman.

                  This is not serious. You seem to be an adult, not a teenager, and certainly not a child from kindergarten, to refer to something that does not exist.
                  Quote: Svarog
                  What do you want to see the plan, stamped and signed

                  Well, yes.
          2. Woodman
            Woodman April 12 2021 16: 06
            +1
            Quote: WHAT IS
            you can't even burn the grass in a barrel.

            With regards to barrels
            If a person wants to burn dry foliage on his site, then he needs to dig a hole, ditch or foundation pit not less than 0,3 meters deep and not more than 1 meter in diameter. Or you can do it on the site with a metal container firmly installed on it (barrel, tank, barbecue) or a container made of other non-combustible materials.
          3. Ryaruav
            Ryaruav April 12 2021 20: 00
            +5
            for that on the ruble, at least burn the forest for barbecue, they do not write the laws
        3. Dym71
          Dym71 April 12 2021 15: 58
          -7
          Quote: Svarog
          And you know that barbecue on the street, and even more so near the garage, is impossible - fine ..

          Here is a budget device to help you, "optimistic" you are ours:

          Quote: Svarog
          That's when a lousy dream about a bath is normal ...

          Agree crying
          1. Svarog
            Svarog April 12 2021 16: 04
            +14
            Quote: Dym71
            Here is a budget device to help you, "optimistic" you are ours:

            Why do I need this device .. I have a barbecue .. and I don’t pay attention to stupid laws .. and in general, you probably drink non-alcoholic beer .. if I understand correctly, this is a gas burner .. how can you grill a barbecue on gas? Some kind of perversion wassat
            1. Dym71
              Dym71 April 12 2021 16: 38
              -2
              Quote: Svarog
              Why do I need this device ..

              As an option
              Quote: Svarog
              you probably drink non-alcoholic beer too ..

              I don't drink beer at all
          2. maximaniak
            maximaniak April 13 2021 08: 52
            0
            Is that fat dripping inside right there? Fuu
        4. minus
          minus April 14 2021 16: 31
          +2
          Here is what one familiar high-ranking Ministry of Emergency Situations interrogator answered me. Specializing specifically in fire safety; ***** You can barbecue, in a stationary grill, on a non-combustible surface, 5 meters from buildings and structures, 10 meters from dry grass, with a fire extinguisher or a bucket of water, no wind, and only 18+ ... then you can
          On the river, a portable brazier is equated to making a fire. requirements: 50 meters from buildings and structures, 30 meters from trees, 15 meters from dry grass, around the barbecue a mineralized strip 50 cm wide, 20 cm deep. No wind, no dry weather, no special fire-fighting regime introduced. with fire extinguisher, 18 + *****
    3. Revival
      Revival April 12 2021 17: 29
      +4
      The author just likes this direction, he does not like that "slowly" we go to
      "and with such prices for gasoline, soon in the garage, as in a museum .. looked at a car 40 years ago and happy back .. home."
  4. yehat2
    yehat2 April 12 2021 15: 18
    +10
    if there are girls and guys cars, then I probably suffered. Whatever I did with her, she continues to work hard.
    1. WHAT IS
      WHAT IS April 12 2021 15: 35
      +6
      Quote: yehat2
      What i did with her

      Man, like no other living creature, loves to create additional difficulties for himself. This explains the desire to have their own car. Everyone who does not have a car dreams of buying one. Everyone who has a car wants to sell it. And he does not do it just because having sold, he will be left without a car. A vicious circle.
      1. Svarog
        Svarog April 12 2021 15: 44
        +12
        Quote: WHAT IS
        ... And he does not do it just because having sold, he will be left without a car. A vicious circle.

        I have 25 years of driving experience .. from the bottom two years was without a car .. This is in Moscow .. it didn't bother me at all, I even liked it .. But here's how I moved to the provinces, without a car -ad .. And I won’t get a job (by my profession) and it is not convenient to spend leisure time. I think that, nevertheless, the car is a serious additional option, for a comfortable life and for this purpose everyone is trying to buy it .. But when, with a salary of 50 tons, they buy a car for 1,8 million ... there are of course a lot of questions ..
        1. yehat2
          yehat2 April 12 2021 15: 47
          +8
          Quote: Svarog
          there are of course a lot of questions ..

          but in my opinion everything is clear here
          relatives are especially surprising - all cars have 1.5 million and more. And salaries are 50-70k
          1. Darkesstcat
            Darkesstcat April 12 2021 15: 52
            +7
            Lifetime installment plan for 20 years.)
            1. Svarog
              Svarog April 12 2021 15: 56
              +9
              Quote: Darkesstcat
              Lifetime installment plan for 20 years.)

              Plus a mortgage and all forty years on a doshirak .. and what kind of demography can you dream of ..
              By the way, this year they will undertake to evict negligent mortgage holders .. I paid for 18 years, and on the 19th I was left without work and happy 40 sq.m.
          2. matross
            matross April 12 2021 16: 03
            -9
            Quote: yehat2
            And salaries are 50-70k

            Shhh! Where do such salaries come from in Putin's Russia? Now local mourners will throw minuses to you laughing
            1. Svarog
              Svarog April 12 2021 16: 54
              +11
              Quote: matRoss

              Shhh! Where do such salaries come from in Putin's Russia? Now local mourners will throw minuses to you

              This salary is for 10% of the population .. This is the level of a very good specialist or TOP manager in a small organization. And what are you happy about? And the rest 85% of the salary is 30 thousand .. from here we deduct a communal apartment 5, food 000 per person, clothing, transportation costs, medicines .. loans ... and a person leaves in minus ..
              1. yehat2
                yehat2 April 13 2021 09: 14
                +3
                Quote: Svarog
                food 10000 per person

                a year ago, it took about 7k for quality food a month
                now I can hardly fit into 15 and the quality of the products is worse.
                1. Svarog
                  Svarog April 13 2021 09: 22
                  +7
                  Quote: yehat2
                  Quote: Svarog
                  food 10000 per person

                  a year ago, it took about 7k for quality food a month
                  now I can hardly fit into 15 and the quality of the products is worse.

                  Yes, I took on average .. but in general you are right.
        2. BIABIA
          BIABIA April 12 2021 16: 57
          +3
          I also have an experience of under 30 years. In Moscow in the 90s it was normal (well, apparently before, in the 80s I hadn’t driven yet), traffic jams, yes, and so the rules. And now many who live in Moscow sell cars at all. Transport accessibility is at the level, taxi, car sharing, everything is cheaper than gasoline, taxes and parking at the price of an airplane. But in the area where I live now, it is really hard without a car. And the garage, yes, the theme! I didn't fry kebabs there, but digging around with a beer machine is a nice thing good
  5. antivirus
    antivirus April 12 2021 15: 22
    +3
    not where they started - the sun began to warm - and other mood among people. soon sunbathe like amers in the winter-at + 19 degrees will be. in July the dew is still cold.
  6. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee April 12 2021 15: 22
    +3
    April .... We need to change our shoes! hi
    1. Andrey Korotkov
      Andrey Korotkov April 12 2021 15: 28
      +5
      Quote: Uncle Lee
      April .... We need to change our shoes! hi

      We will change the oil in September? For any voting threshold hi
      1. Uncle lee
        Uncle lee April 12 2021 15: 37
        +12
        Quote: Andrey Korotkov
        we will change?

        We will do everything! drinks
        1. Andrey Korotkov
          Andrey Korotkov April 12 2021 15: 53
          +3
          Quote: Uncle Lee
          Quote: Andrey Korotkov
          we will change?

          We will do everything! drinks

          If only the quality of Russian oil producers does not disappoint us yes
  7. WHAT IS
    WHAT IS April 12 2021 15: 33
    +13
    Our cooperative was originally built as a democracy

    Democracy is a political system in which the supreme power belongs to the people. And what was built after the collapse of the Union on its ruins does not look like "the power of the people."
    1. unaha
      unaha April 12 2021 16: 18
      +5
      Everything is quite simple here: "Representative democracy cannot exist if a significant part of voters receive payments from the state."
      Logic dictates that this is so. The current exchange rate and the current state of the country clearly confirm this thesis.
  8. BAI
    BAI April 12 2021 16: 49
    +7
    But only motorists really celebrate this day!

    Yeah. New rules of technical inspection, well, such a holiday! I have no words.
    1. 3x3zsave
      3x3zsave April 12 2021 19: 23
      +2
      Generally a nightmare! am
      How I love these "members of society" who change the "bucket" as "rubber" ...
  9. Alsur
    Alsur April 12 2021 17: 03
    +1
    To the author for good humor, a big plus.
  10. ccsr
    ccsr April 12 2021 19: 14
    +4
    Author:
    Alexander Staver
    This topic was raised by our chairman.
    He ruffled our nerves for several years with the registration of ownership of the garage. Either you need to draw up some pieces of paper, then provide a copy somewhere, then remember who did what and when. But the man is stubborn. Like a jackhammer. Now we are each sitting in our own garage, but on state land. Rented for 49 years.
    And as soon as the chairman was about to celebrate the victory, President Putin spoiled the feast. I took it and signed the law on the status of garages on April 5.

    Thank you, tell your chairman, because as soon as you received the ownership, the price immediately increased by at least 10-15%, and most importantly, you, as an owner, can now do whatever you want with the garage, not paying attention to the cooperative. The situation is clear to me - they themselves could not get the property right for almost twenty years, but a few years ago they did it right, without waiting for the local authorities to take care of us. So be glad that you have such a chairman, because our neighbors were demolished, tk. they were unable to legalize their right to lease the territory they occupied.
  11. parusnik
    parusnik April 12 2021 20: 05
    +5
    Optimistic, such an article turns out to be the right way, gentlemen-comrades-bar. Another five, ten years and capitalism, with a nice face, will be built. As for whether to change horses on the crossing, from changing the places of the terms, the amount will not change.
    1. Petr Vladimirovich
      Petr Vladimirovich April 12 2021 21: 46
      0
      Aftyr had fun, the people had fun ... Everything is in business, okay ...
  12. Kunica
    Kunica April 12 2021 21: 50
    +3
    Well. Let's be glad for those who are satisfied with the direction of movement. Damn, and what cool decrees the president signs. It’s a pity that I don’t need them.
  13. Lynx2000
    Lynx2000 April 12 2021 22: 17
    0
    My neighbor (he lifts the wheels from trucks in his free time and rolls all sorts of cars on a cable, well, such an oryasina, like the African baobab, has grown) immediately tried to call his "wheel coders", like write a contract. And the supporters of this most healthy lifestyle held him back.

    "Do not rush to please, the deduction is supposed only for those types of services that are included in the list approved by the government." To be honest, I also doubt that wheels from Kirovets are on the list.

    Workout one to one, there are power (large-sized wheels to turn), exercises for statics (checkpoint set, center, remove / set the bridge), cardio exercises ...
  14. Nitarius
    Nitarius April 13 2021 05: 02
    0
    ))) the main thing here is communication .. and there seems to be a reason)))
  15. Maks1995
    Maks1995 April 13 2021 08: 47
    +1
    Something similar to the Aesopian language.
    The author is clearly hinting that people were and will be shod by the authorities ...
    It remains only to fry the kebabs. In the garage....
  16. DmSol
    DmSol April 13 2021 08: 59
    0
    And to you, what cares who buys for how much? The meaning of life is to have fun. And then who gets it from what. Like a person to show off, so be it. Life is one. All this, of course, is within the framework of generally accepted morality and law.
  17. DmSol
    DmSol April 13 2021 09: 01
    0
    Will not be. It does not exist with a human face. It is a myth.
  18. Barmal
    Barmal April 13 2021 15: 57
    0
    Sobyanin took the land from the garage cooperative, where my friend helped me treat my "boy". So, be it wrong, this greedy reindeer herder-tiler.
  19. Tank hard
    Tank hard April 13 2021 23: 01
    0
    I love April! And not some old love, described by many generations. Not for drops I love, not for puddles that cannot be passed, not bypassed.

  20. Yaroslavl
    Yaroslavl April 15 2021 08: 47
    +2
    I would address the question of changing shoes to Putin, in the place of the author