The Royal Armory in Stockholm and its knightly armor ...

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The Royal Armory in Stockholm and its knightly armor ...
In the basements where the Royal armory ward in Stockholm, when we go down there we will see this ...

"He will command some to plow his land and harvest his crops, and others to make military weapons and equipment for his chariots."
(First Samuel 8: 12)

Museum collections of knightly armor and weapons. The two previous materials devoted to the armor of the Swedish king Eric XIV aroused genuine interest of the VO readership, and it is clear why - if many have heard about the armor of the same Henry VIII, then there is much less information about Sweden, in fact, there is practically no information at all. Of course, there is a site for this or that museum, including the Armory of the Swedish kings in Stockholm. But ... these sites are not always convenient to use. This is not the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, the site of which is clearly designed for the very latest "teapot"! Nevertheless, there are also museum employees who are usually always ready to help you, you just need to contact them and explain in an understandable way what you need and why you need it.


The creator of the Armory was a very belligerent monarch and personally led his squadrons to the attack! "Gustav Adolphus at the Battle of Lutzen." Jan Martens de Jonge (1609-1647), c. 1634 (private collection)

Well, today we will tell you about how this armory of hers appeared in Stockholm, and about some of the armor of her exposition, armor that, it happens, can be seen in the photo on the Internet, but ... without any information, dedicated to them.




As a result, he was first wounded and then killed in the battle of Lützen. “Death of King Gustav II Adolf. At the battle of Lützen on November 6, 1632 ”. Artist Karl Walbom (1810-1858). Written in 1855 by the National Museum, Stockholm

And it so happened that in 1628 the King of Sweden Gustav II Adolf decided that the clothes (two suits, in one of which he was wounded!), Which he wore during his campaigns in Poland, should be kept for posterity "for eternal memory" and in addition, also put on public display. This is how he laid the foundation for Livrustkammaren, Sweden's oldest museum. Before that, the Armory was the most ordinary arsenal located in the ancient castle of Tre Krunur. Now people have the opportunity to see the artifacts stored in it "live" and remember the life and deeds of their owners. In 1800, this remarkable collection merged with the Royal Dressing Room, and everything that was there was also moved to the Armory. Moreover, although they are stored there, they are also in use at the same time, but are mainly used only in the most solemn occasions, such as weddings of royals, coronations and funerals.


Karl Walbom: "Finding the body of King Gustav II Adolf of Sweden after the Battle of Lützen." National Museum, Stockholm

When Gustav II Adolf fell at the Battle of Lützen in 1632, his bloody clothing and the skin of his horse Streif were also sent to Stockholm. The clothes were kept in the castle, and the skin of the horse was stretched over a wooden sculpture. In addition to the bloody shirts of Gustav II Adolf from the battle of Lützen, there are also boots and a cloak of Charles XII, soiled in mud at Fredrikshald, where, during the siege, he received his fatal bullet in 1718. The costume of Gustav III, in which he was at the masquerade in 1792 and where he was fatally shot in the back, is also, of course, here. Where else could such a valuable exhibit be? One of the oldest artifacts in the museum is the helmet of Gustav Vasa from 1542. The helmet was apparently made in southern Germany around 1540. And such a helmet with a crown is a great rarity, they practically have not survived. The helmet was bought in Augsburg by order of the king by the merchant Klaus Hader. It was probably worn during the funeral procession of Gustav Vasa in 1560, since a helmet with a golden crown is mentioned by one of the witnesses of the ceremony. The gilded crown has a medieval look and is a fitting symbol for the hereditary monarchy he created.


And here is the ill-fated fancy dress of Gustav III, in which he was shot in the back!

A very curious artifact is ... a Russian helmet with gold decor, made in Moscow around 1533 for the future Tsar Ivan IV, nicknamed "Terrible". It was probably first captured by the Poles in Moscow, and then the Swedes captured it in Warsaw in 1655. Around the crown of the helmet there is a text in Old Russian, which clearly indicates that the helmet belongs to Ivan IV (1530-1584).

In the 1660s, part of the chamber's exhibits were moved from the castle to the Queen Christina Pavilion in Kungstradgarden. Shown here were the Costumes of Gustav II Adolf, the Streif horse, beautiful saddles and fabrics. At that time, the exhibition was considered one of the main attractions of Stockholm. Armor, weapons and banners were kept in the castle.


By the way, absolutely knightly, but ceremonial armor of King Gustav II Adolf is also exhibited here. In them, of course, he no longer fought. But to have - had. So it was supposed to be according to the position! Royal Armory - Livrustkammarin, a museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm

In 1691, it was decided to establish a weapons museum at Makalos Palace in Kungstradgarden, so weapons and armor were moved there. Thanks to this, the collections survived when the Three Crowns Castle burned down in 1697. The Armory has been in Makalos Palace for 100 years. Later it was rebuilt into a theater, and Livrustkammaren moved to the Fredrikshovsgatan castle on Ostermalm.


Armor worn by Johann Gillenstern, who participated in the funeral procession of Charles X Gustav. Royal Armory - Livrustkammarin, a museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm

In the XNUMXth century, the Armory managed to visit various buildings in Stockholm. The objects were also divided. The most valuable items were sent to the Royal Castle, flags and armor were placed in the Church of Riddarholm, and most of them were transferred to the old castle theater Confidensen in Ulriksdal Castle.


Close-up view of this armor on the right. Royal Armory - Livrustkammarin, a museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm

In 1850, all artifacts were again collected at the Armory. The new place of the exposition is the Palace of the Hereditary Prince on Gustav Adolf Square, where the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is today. From the Royal Chamber of Garments came precious garments that used to belong to kings, queens, princes and princesses and were used on special occasions.

In 1865-1883. The Armory was housed in the National Museum. Moreover, the National Museum housed not only collections of works of art, but also items that are now in the Historical Museum. The Armory collections have been enriched with, among other things, the old royal ceremonial carriages from Hovstallet and a large collection of weapons from King Charles XV. In the end, there was simply no more room for the Armory at the National Museum, and it returned to the Royal Castle.


There is also one more armor of King Eric XIV in the collection. Already the third in a row and clearly fighting, as evidenced by the notches on the crest of the helmet and on its visor. It is not as richly decorated as the previous two, but it is quite suitable for participation in hostilities. It is characteristic that the left shoulder pad is much larger than the right one, that is, it is designed to be struck with a spear from this side. The lance hook is missing, but it was, as evidenced by the three holes for its attachment. Royal Armory - Livrustkammarin, a museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm

At this time, the Armory became a modern museum. Its employees began to search the old archives for documents showing how and when the items got into the Armory and which kings they belonged to. It turned out that much of what was said before about this or that artifact was not true, a mixture of legends and fairy tales. The results of this work were published in books and catalogs, and this was of great knowledge for stories... Personnel were hired to repair, clean and preserve the items stored in the museum, something that no one had ever done before.


We are still asked questions about whether their armor prevented the knights ... from going to the toilet? No, they did not interfere at all, and this armor just very clearly shows this. As you can see, his seat is not covered with metal at all. There is no metal on the back of the thighs either. That is, nothing prevents him, without taking off his armor ... to do all his business, both in front and behind. Royal Armory - Livrustkammarin, a museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm

When the royal family needed space in the castle, the Armory was transferred to the Northern Museum in Djurgården. Here, items were exhibited in the main hall from 1906 to 1977.

Finally, in 1978, the Armory returned to Stockholm's Royal Castle. True, only a small part of all the exhibits are on display, all the rest are kept in basements. But they are sent to special exhibitions or donated to other museums.

The Stockholm Armory is believed to have one of the world's finest collections of costumes, weapons, carriages and saddles. So, being in Stockholm, it is undoubtedly worth seeing! By the way, the entrance to the museum is completely free, which, of course, is always very pleasant. There is a radio guide in Russian.
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  1. +9
    April 13 2021 05: 40
    yazurd, ortu eorboD
    The above is what happened after I wished everyone good morning. Wonders the site. Emoticons don't work.

    And yet, good morning everyone and thanks to Vyacheslav for a new beautiful article.))

    However, this museum traveled for a long time until it finally found a permanent home.
    1. +9
      April 13 2021 05: 52
      Good morning to you too, Konstantin. Sometimes, after inserting, I have 2 articles, and sometimes one contains two identical photos. I can remove the photo, but the editor has to remove the second one ... The flip side of progress
      1. +8
        April 13 2021 06: 12
        Hello everyone, thank you Vyacheslav!
        We are still asked questions about whether their armor prevented the knights ... from going to the toilet? No, they did not interfere at all, and this armor just very clearly shows this. As you can see, his seat is not covered with metal at all. There is no metal on the back of the thighs either. That is, nothing prevents him, without taking off his armor ... to do all his business, both in front and behind. Royal Armory - Livrustkammarin, a museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm

        Uh-huh considering the underpants from two separate stockings and trousers !!! crying
        Plus the codpiece, surprisingly, they did not forget to book it !!! laughing
        1. +8
          April 13 2021 06: 27
          Quote: Kote pane Kohanka
          Plus the codpiece, surprisingly, they did not forget to book it !!!

          Found a photo of chain mail pants with a codpiece ... Will be in the next article ...
          1. +7
            April 13 2021 06: 32
            Quote: kalibr
            Found a photo of chain mail pants with a codpiece ... Will be in the next article ...

            In!!! This is in our opinion, another armored tube for the tail and you can go to the roof !!! Drive Vobiev ... bully
            1. +8
              April 13 2021 10: 36
              Quote: Kote pane Kohanka
              In!!! This is in our opinion, another armored tube for the tail and you can go to the roof !!! Drive Vobiev ...

              Good afternoon, there is an armored tail tube:
          2. +2
            April 13 2021 13: 58
            Quote: kalibr
            Found a photo of chain mail pants with a codpiece ... Will be in the next article ...

            And what about the ship? hi
            1. +3
              April 13 2021 14: 24
              Quote: Mihaylov
              And what about the ship?

              About the one on which Cheops sailed to the valley of the dead? Will be!
              1. 0
                April 13 2021 14: 25
                Quote: kalibr
                About the one on which Cheops sailed to the valley of the dead? Will be!

                No, about the ship Vaza / Vasa, which is in Stockholm?
                1. +2
                  April 13 2021 19: 00
                  Quote: Mihaylov
                  No, about the ship Vaza / Vasa, which is in Stockholm?

                  In theory it is necessary. But the series is about armor and about Egypt and people are asking for a "solar boat".
                  1. +2
                    April 13 2021 20: 56
                    Quote: kalibr
                    In theory it is necessary. But the episode is about armor

                    You can make a small series about raised ships: I know a couple of them for sure - the Vasa ship in Stockholm (besides, this is close to the theme of Stockholm museums) and Mary Rose in England. hi
                    1. +3
                      April 13 2021 21: 33
                      Quote: Mihaylov
                      You can make a small series about raised ships: I know a couple of them for sure - the Vasa ship in Stockholm (besides, this is close to the theme of Stockholm museums) and Mary Rose in England.

                      Yes, you are right, of course. But it will be visible there.
        2. +8
          April 13 2021 08: 27
          Quote: Kote pane Kohanka
          Plus the codpiece, surprisingly, they did not forget to book it !!!

          The offspring were taken care of laughing drinks
    2. +5
      April 13 2021 06: 21
      Good morning, Constantine!
      It is we who are passing into the language of Tinley-mi-tryamdia. Throw!
      1. +6
        April 13 2021 06: 26
        Yeah, such a website-lit. laughing
        Oh, smilies have earned! fellow

        Hello Seryozha! smile
        1. +6
          April 13 2021 06: 28
          Hi Constantine!
          Maybe they are trying to wean us from using emoticons?
          1. +8
            April 13 2021 07: 20
            yazurd, ortu eorboD
            The above is what happened after I wished everyone good morning. Wonders the site.

            Konstantin hi
            Or maybe it's not the site?
            It is very likely that this mirrored inscription appeared as a result of the fact that you simultaneously wrote a comment and ... shaved in front of a mirror smile
            1. +7
              April 13 2021 07: 35
              Just training before going illegal.
              Letters from the "ban".
            2. +3
              April 13 2021 09: 13
              So Olgovich also shaved at this time laughing he has the same crap.
              Dima, what did you switch to "you"? drinks
              1. +3
                April 13 2021 10: 34
                So Olgovich also shaved at this time laughing he has the same crap.

                No, Andrei, like Leo Tolstoy with a beard to the waist smile
                Although he may have already shaved for conspiracy purposes. drinks
                Dima, what did you switch to "you"?

                So Voroshilov turned to Stalin in front of everyone. although he was terribly self-confident. laughing
                1. +3
                  April 13 2021 10: 43
                  Keep away from me! Chur-chur-chur!
                  From such examples in comparison. laughing
    3. +4
      April 13 2021 06: 23
      Quote: Sea Cat
      yazurd, ortu eorboD
      The above is what happened after I wished everyone good morning. Wonders the site. Emoticons don't work.

      hello, Konstantin hi

      As far as I noticed, this happens with the first comment, and the typed text ... is invisible recourse
      Quote: Sea Cat
      However, this museum traveled for a long time until it finally found a permanent home.

      and not very successful, since only a small part of the collection is exhibited.

      And there is something to show ...
      1. +6
        April 13 2021 06: 29
        Quote: Olgovich
        and not very successful, since only a small part of the collection is exhibited.

        The city is old. There is little space. Every inch is worth its weight in gold. Why did the British take the Royal Arsenal (not all, really) to Leeds? That is why.
      2. +6
        April 13 2021 06: 34
        Good morning Andrey! hi
        As far as I noticed, this happens with the first comment, and the typed text ... is invisible

        Yes, that's how it is! Moreover, this brothel has been dragging on for quite some time. request
        1. +3
          April 13 2021 07: 05
          Quote: Sea Cat
          Yes, that's how it is! Moreover, this brothel has been dragging on for quite some time.

          But something in this, um, is:

          -Ortu Eorbod!

          -Eobord ortu!
          Yes
          1. +4
            April 13 2021 10: 46
            good So the usual Topvarovskaya fenya. So that outsiders would not guess. Only the initiates understand what is at stake Yes
            Judging by the fact that you and Konstantin often use it, we can conclude that you are not the last in the VO hierarchy soldier drinks
      3. +7
        April 13 2021 07: 17
        only a small part of the collection is exhibited.
        Andrew! hi
        Museum collections, a substance expanding like the Universe. The same Hermitage has added 20 exhibition grounds only in the last 2 years.
        1. +10
          April 13 2021 07: 59
          Good morning, dear colleagues!))))
          Having read to the expression "Tre Krunur castle", I thought: how do I know this? And then it dawned on me - the hockey team! I was once a gambling fan, at the time of Ona. I'm going to read more wassat
          1. +6
            April 13 2021 08: 22
            Good morning! They are the "Three Crowns". Seryozha (Phil) can remember something good. For example, 10 - 1.
            1. +6
              April 13 2021 10: 27
              Good morning, buddy!
              I'll try. So.
              1971 12-1,
              1975 13-4,
              1981 13-1.

              Photo from distant 1975. good
              1. +7
                April 13 2021 11: 41
                Quote: Phil77
                Photo from the distant 1975 year.

                Great photo, Kamrad! And the statistics of victories of the USSR national team is even better! good drinks
              2. +4
                April 13 2021 15: 14
                It won't come back. But it was great.
                1. +7
                  April 13 2021 16: 12
                  Quote from Korsar4
                  It won't come back. But it was great.

                  That was TIME, after the 72nd episode, all the boys in our yard stood on skates, drew the USSR and numbers on sweaters, imitating our idols and tried to become like them! good drinks
                  1. +3
                    April 13 2021 17: 54
                    And even if there was no box in the yard, they ran like that with clubs and pucks.

                    However, my little skaters.
                    Sometimes they are asked to perform before hockey tournaments.
                    By the age of the boys, of course.
                    1. +3
                      April 13 2021 19: 36
                      And you know, Seryozha, we ourselves * built the box *, and poured the ice ourselves. That was tense with the gate. But ... in our house lived the chief engineer of the plant * Ogonyok * - Uncle Oleg, as we called him. with a wide and generous soul, he loved to watch our ice battles. So it was he who ordered a small gate made of pipes for the workers of the plant and one fine winter day * zilok * drove up with our gate. Well, of course, immediately after unloading, a spontaneous friendly match with our eternal rivals from the next house. This is the kind of yard hockey he is from the * seventies *.
                      1. +3
                        April 13 2021 19: 40
                        And finally, Vyacheslav Olegovich, forgive for God's sake !!! hi




                        Several photos about those times.
                      2. +2
                        April 13 2021 21: 48
                        What is the site for? To give his visitors pleasure ... So why forgive something? Joy to you is glorious.
                      3. +3
                        April 13 2021 20: 21
                        We only had a box near the school. And the other is behind the line. These are completely different courtyards.
                        Before ours, trees were growing.
                        It was easier with football.
                        Wasteland - and enough. And for the hockey goal, there were enough boxes for us, small ones. And they were substituted under the puck without protection.
                        So there was more football.

                        "Summer is a small life" (c)

                        https://stihi.ru/2012/07/14/5215
                      4. +2
                        April 13 2021 20: 27
                        Oh! Grocery boxes from the store! wink Yes, as a gate, they helped a lot! And it happened! Damn, but our childhood was much, much happier than the current ones, although they do not even know about it!
                      5. +2
                        April 13 2021 20: 48
                        Differently.
                        Probably there was more freedom.
                        And independence.

                        And in general, wooden boxes are so much better than plastic ones.
                        And anything from lead can be smelted.
              3. +3
                April 13 2021 19: 08
                Sergei, and I remember this World Cup. I also had a b / w Aurora TV. Oh, and we suffered with him: either there is no image or sound.
                I remembered this meeting: at the most crucial moment, the image disappeared, and the announcer, it seems, was still Ozerov, he was pumping it up.
                At that time I was not very wary of the Swedes, while the Canadians and the Czechs were very dangerous rivals. I remember: the Finns and Swedes have a very tough defense. The Canadians relied on the power struggle, and the Czechs combined: speed and power struggle.
                Today's hockey lacks Soviet technicality.
                1. +4
                  April 13 2021 19: 19
                  Hello Svyatoslav!
                  The most principled, the most dangerous / as you correctly wrote / the rivals for us were the Czechs! Then the Swedes, then the Finns / by the way they called them, forever fourth /. I mean the World Cup, the teams of Canada and the USA were very dependent on the compositions, yes and honestly, they came as a rule * from sight *. Well, * super-series-72 * we will not touch, because ... This is a separate song. As well as subsequently the Challenge Cups and Canada.
                  In general, a huge gratitude to the Author for an interesting article and my personal apologies for the * hockey * excitement that we have done! hi
                  1. +2
                    April 13 2021 20: 04
                    The Americans were then really unstable and mostly weak, and the Canadians were more serious
          2. +4
            April 13 2021 10: 20
            Oh, Lyudmila Yakovlevna!
            Good morning! You were honored to play hockey! Ai, clever! good

            To this: all CSKA fans with a victory in the series! Now it's the final! good
            1. +5
              April 13 2021 10: 38
              "Like knights in armor
              On skates. Not on horseback!
              Their weapons are not spears -
              The clubs are in the hands of the master. "(C)

              Hello Seryozha! Congratulations on your team's victory. good drinks
              1. +6
                April 13 2021 11: 06
                Congratulations, Sergey drinks
                1. +4
                  April 13 2021 11: 11
                  Dima, you congratulated me, not Seryoga. I’m not a fan at all, if only I catch the acute respiratory disease. laughing
                  1. +5
                    April 13 2021 11: 19
                    So I messed up with the arrows again feel It turns out that still switchman.
                    And I am sincerely glad for Seryozha drinks
                    1. +5
                      April 13 2021 11: 28
                      It's always nice when friends feel good. smile drinks
                  2. +9
                    April 13 2021 11: 44
                    Quote: Sea Cat
                    I’m not a fan at all, if only I catch the acute respiratory disease.

                    Hello my friend! drinks In those distant times of the first series of the USSR-Canada, the fans were not only very elderly grandmothers, but even domestic cats laughing drinks
                    Now interest is fading away, sport has changed, there is no spark and drama.
                2. +6
                  April 13 2021 11: 17
                  Thanks friends! hi hi hi
            2. +8
              April 13 2021 11: 37
              Always rooted only for CSKA! ))) And this despite the fact that all the familiar men were indifferent to hockey. And for me there was an equal sign: the victory of the team is the victory of the USSR. When I remember ... God, how worried I was! )))
              1. +8
                April 13 2021 15: 58
                Quote: depressant
                Always rooted only for CSKA! )))

                Haha, stable, she is the stable laughing But the Wings of the Soviets was our EVERYTHING! good drinks

                All series of USSR clubs against NHL clubs
                Pittsburgh Penguins "-" Wings of the Soviets "4: 7.
                Chicago Blackhawks - Wings of the Soviets 2: 4. “New York Islanders” - “Wings of the Soviets” 1: 2.
                1978-1979 years

                Minnesota North Stars - Wings of the Soviets 5: 8. “Philadelphia” - “Wings of the Soviets” 4: 4. Detroit Red Wings - Wings of the Soviets 5: 4. “Boston” - “Wings of the Soviets” 1: 4.
                We made these vaunted pros easy and effortless! good
                1. +4
                  April 13 2021 17: 55
                  My mother's grandfather was rooting for Wings of the Soviets. Although at that time he lived in the Crimea.
                  1. +2
                    April 13 2021 21: 47
                    I, probably, some kind of wrong "fan", never supported any team, except for our national hockey team in the 60-70s.
                    True, there was one incident in childhood, in the city of Vilnius, rooting for Moscow “Dynamo”, they had a match with “Zalgiris”, ours won, and even then - the team captain Lev Yashin was at the gate. I was then about five years old and I was terribly proud of this victory. smile
                2. +3
                  April 13 2021 19: 56
                  You had an excellent * three * attack - Anisin, Bodunov, Lebedev. Two excellent goalkeepers - Myshkin, Sidelnikov. It is impossible not to remember * the main * -Kulagin. And you rightfully became the champions of the country in 1974. laid-back * victories over NHL clubs.
                  Well, do not delude yourself! For them, it was just friendly matches. In total! And in general, the most beautiful match in the history of hockey is rightfully called the New Year's match in 1976, * Montreal Canadiens * -CSKA! No offense to you, just objectively.
                  1. +1
                    April 13 2021 20: 50
                    Even I remember: Sidelnikov. We were still joking Sidelnikov does not sit still
                  2. +5
                    April 13 2021 21: 25
                    Quote: Phil77
                    And in general, the most beautiful match in the history of hockey is rightfully called the New Year's match of 1976, * Montreal Canadiens * -CSKA!

                    Dear friend, I just mock, although not a lover of horses, but Petrov, Kharlamov, this is also our everything! And Maltsev !!! Undeservedly forgotten!
                    Also no offense, I know how CSKA was recruited, all promising ones were taken into the army and then you are already in some kind of SKA or dunama, then perhaps Moscow .. and you need to clearly understand that in the teams of the series of Muscovites there was a max of 5%. No offense! Wings in this sense, at that time, a more creative club from it to the stable were also taken many, but in the Canadian games they did not make the national team from Wings, and the stable was replenished with players from all leading clubs. good drinks
                  3. +6
                    April 13 2021 21: 37
                    Quote: Phil77
                    Myshkin, Sidelnikov

                    Again, I think, IMHA, that the third-ranker against Myshkin and Sidelnikov is a loser, because of whom the series was pumped.
                    Quote: Phil77
                    Anisin, Bodunov, Lebedev

                    And the defenders!
                    There was no horse-riding yet, and the Wings under the name “Zenith” made the Swedes like boys !!! good drinks
                  4. +2
                    April 13 2021 22: 16
                    Konstantin, nevertheless, seems to be about football.

                    This Bobrov showed himself everywhere.
                3. +2
                  April 13 2021 20: 48
                  My dad had a "spartacus": wherever Spartak played: football, hockey did not matter. The main thing is that Spartak. The husband himself played a little hockey and was rooting for CSKA
        2. +6
          April 13 2021 08: 01
          Anton, good morning
          One of the oldest artifacts in the museum is the helmet of Gustav Vasa from 1542

          his photo


          The helmet was made in southern Germany around 1540 and is unusual in that it is one of the few surviving helmets adorned with a crown.
          It was bought in Augsburg on behalf of the king by his agent, merchant Klaus Heider. The helmet was used in the funeral procession of Gustav Vasa in 1560 because a contemporary who witnessed the ceremony mentioned a helmet decorated with a gilded crown.
          1. +9
            April 13 2021 08: 18
            3x3zsave (Anton): Museum collections, a substance expanding like the Universe. The same Hermitage has added 20 exhibition grounds only in the last 2 years.

            Employees of the Livrustkammaren Museum at the Royal Palace of Stockholm have taken an innovative step in this direction - they have created computer 3D models of their most significant exhibits and now anyone can view them in detail from all sides by rotating them on the screen.
            We can also look at the link: https: //sketchfab.com/metalcharm/collections/armour
            view of the museum page with 3D models

            Just follow this link, hover the mouse arrow over the exhibit you need, wait for the loading bar to end and rotate the 3D models with the mouse as you like.
            Happy viewing
            1. +5
              April 13 2021 12: 33
              Quote: Richard
              We can see and we link

              Gorgeous link, Dmitry, thank you very much. good
              There is one clearly combat, experienced helmet - next to the armor of the winged hussar. It’s a pity I didn’t find any explanations.
              And so on the crest of the helmet there are chic notches, apparently someone tried very hard to get to the bottom of its contents, but did not succeed. smile
            2. +4
              April 13 2021 19: 58
              Hello Dmitry!
              Thanks for the link!
          2. +3
            April 13 2021 16: 23
            "was used in the funeral procession" Dmitry, it seems to me, or is it really: there is a dent on the helmet? Although there may be a rivet mark
        3. +6
          April 13 2021 11: 25
          Quote: 3x3zsave
          Museum collections, a substance expanding like the Universe. The same Hermitage has only added 20 exhibition grounds in the last 2 years.

          However, the Hermitage needs to be given a plus for the fact that he was not afraid and went to organize exhibitions in the provinces !!!
          1. +7
            April 13 2021 20: 07
            There was a story a couple of months ago. Sergei Mikhailov and I agreed to go to the Iron Age exhibition in the Hermitage. Sergey bought tickets online. And here, oppanki! On the selected day "bulk show"! Dvortsovaya and adjacent streets are tightly cordoned off. In general, at that time we did not get anywhere. But there is a nuance! The Hermitage has returned the money! Post factum !!!
            1. +5
              April 13 2021 20: 39
              During the war, part of the Hermitage collection was kept in Sverdlovsk. For the entire anniversary of this event, Petersburgers organized a "small" Hermitage in Yekaterinburg. We went as a family and got sincere pleasure. And they did not save on exhibits !!!
              1. +6
                April 13 2021 20: 43
                In general, there is something to respect Mikhail Borisovich!
                1. +4
                  April 13 2021 20: 59
                  Quote: 3x3zsave
                  In general, there is something to respect Mikhail Borisovich!

                  I completely agree, I was in Vyborg last weekend: there is a branch museum of the Hermitage, this time they did not have time to go there, but next time I think to visit. hi
                  1. +3
                    April 13 2021 21: 46
                    To greater glory, Mikhail Borisovich will not leave his path (God forbid him long years), unlike papa ...
    4. +8
      April 13 2021 08: 07
      Quote: Sea Cat
      However, this museum traveled for a long time until it finally found a permanent home.

      Greetings, Colleague!drinks I also drew attention to this fact.
      And the exhibits are really cool. good
      1. +11
        April 13 2021 08: 56
        I join - gorgeous exhibits! Beauty.
  2. +7
    April 13 2021 05: 56
    "When the old death came to him with a stick,
    He struck her in the ear with a knightly hand!
    But death (full of treachery) lay in wait for him,
    And she stabbed him around the corner ..
    Tweedled boom-boom, tweedled boom-boom .. "
  3. +6
    April 13 2021 06: 24
    Not everything, it turns out, settles in Moscow. Our Golden Helmet reached Stockholm.
    1. +6
      April 13 2021 06: 46
      "Poles and Cossacks,
      Cossacks and Poles,
      Packs beat us and packs "(c)

      This is the case of the helmet of Tsar Ivan, nicknamed Vasilich for the cruelty. wassat
      1. +5
        April 13 2021 06: 51
        "To correct the royal throne,
        And again to elect the Tsar,
        Here Minin and Pozharsky
        Hurry up to gather the army ”(c),

        Nothing. The Mill of History grinds slowly. But relentlessly.
        1. +5
          April 13 2021 07: 19
          "Tsar Peter loved order,
          Almost like Tsar Ivan,
          And it was also not sweet,
          Sometimes I was drunk. "(C)
          1. +5
            April 13 2021 07: 34
            “There were many faces.
            There are not very many kings.
            And more queens "(c).
            1. +4
              April 13 2021 07: 35
              "The merry queen was Elizabeth,
              Sings and has fun, there is no order "(C)
              1. +5
                April 13 2021 07: 36
                "What is the reason -
                And what is the root of all evil,
                Catherine herself comprehend
                I could not ”(c).
                1. +5
                  April 13 2021 07: 41
                  "Walking can be slimy
                  On pebbles other
                  So, that is close,
                  We'd better keep silent. "(C) belay
                  1. +4
                    April 13 2021 07: 52
                    "What to do?
                    Chronicle I have forgotten my syllable.
                    The painting is picturesque
                    I could not resist ”(c).
        2. +6
          April 13 2021 08: 27
          "To correct the royal throne,
          And again to elect the Tsar,
          Here Minin and Pozharsky
          Hurry up to gather the army "

          "Poles and Cossacks
          Sent to Jacob
          And it will be so with everyone
          Who comes to us with a fight "(c)
          1. +6
            April 13 2021 08: 30
            “And there, barely noticeable
            Between the pines and oaks
            In the darkness stands the cherished
            Abode of Chernetsov "(c).
            1. +6
              April 13 2021 09: 30
              "Between birches and pines
              Autumn wanders quietly "(c)

              1. +3
                April 13 2021 15: 14
                "And the water on the asphalt is a river" (c).
                1. +1
                  April 13 2021 23: 47
                  Well, I'll have some fun ((( lol )))
                  Inspired by the look of armor and masks.

                  BALLAD OF DEAD KINGS.

                  GustAv the Second lived in the world,
                  il Gustav - how it goes!
                  He lived with Life, but came to them
                  his Fate is the homewrecker.
                  Has driven life from the king,
                  and here is the king before us.
                  There is no Life with him,
                  but fate is with him forever
                  in an eternal bath ...

                  No clanging of swords - shooting sounds
                  Fortune's circle is spinning
                  and therefore GustAvu Two
                  with GustAv Three not to meet.
                  The winds rustle between the islands
                  Stockholm, among the museums,
                  the king here sleeps in an iron dream,
                  regretting Life.

                  Only the mask does not burn according to the charter
                  under the hat of the Third GustAv ...
                  1. +2
                    April 14 2021 00: 31
                    The ballad about the lost ships.
                    The letter escaped. Another went to "O" ...
                    And the poor horse has scabies and burrows ...
                    In America, a pack of mustangs gallops.
                    1. +2
                      April 14 2021 15: 17
                      I was thinking everything yesterday, and today too, and now, I decided: what is this about, Sergei? My weak brain (sometimes I doubt that I have it), does not build an association)))
                      1. +2
                        April 14 2021 18: 25
                        Just a play on words with kings and ships.
                      2. +1
                        April 14 2021 19: 09
                        It's fine! In the interweaving of words, unusual images are born:
                        And the poor horse has scabies and burrows ...
                        In America, a pack of mustangs gallops.

                        Unkempt and loose ...
                        Or even with scabies and burrows, but free. Here is such a polysemy))))
                      3. +2
                        April 14 2021 19: 35
                        Yes.
                        Remember the wonderful:

                        "What is the difference
                        The herd from the flock? " (from).
                      4. +2
                        April 14 2021 20: 13
                        What is a collection of several pegasi - a flock or a herd? )))
                      5. +2
                        April 14 2021 20: 15
                        Zucchini. With or without chairs.
                      6. +2
                        April 14 2021 20: 19
                        Pan Professor))) The end of the zucchini was found, the pegasus died, and the thought did not fly to Olympus.
                      7. +2
                        April 14 2021 20: 42
                        Yes, Mrs. Monica. You can see the initial ones. But, perhaps, delay in our time.
                      8. +1
                        April 14 2021 21: 35
                        I saw these ladies Monique on TV this New Year. I decided to turn it on, they say, what is there. They said that nothing would happen because of the covid. Disassembled curiosity. And it was. Decent men and obscene elderly ladies with monstrously pumped lips, glued meter-long eyelashes, overweight stale bodies in the cleavage and old voices. And all this inflorescence played the young ones strained. It was scary and terribly provincial. And when Kirkorov appeared, a young dancer jumped out, moving as if they had been ordered to break their ridges and limbs for money, I realized that it was impossible to have fun, that it was impossible to look at this collective farm, and angrily cried out "How long? Who do you have me for? !? ", turned off the drawer and did not turn it on again since then. Such are Monica, such are the ladies and gentlemen.
                      9. +2
                        April 14 2021 21: 50
                        It is generally contraindicated to watch remakes.
                      10. +1
                        April 14 2021 21: 53
                        So you do not advise looking at the remake of the 21st?
                      11. +1
                        April 14 2021 22: 43
                        XXI century? Of course not.
                      12. +1
                        April 14 2021 22: 51
                        I meant April. Someone will talk about the brilliant prospects for our development in the narrow corridor of microscopic possibilities.
                      13. +1
                        April 15 2021 01: 04
                        “There are more interesting things than carrying suitcases with jewelry” (c).
                      14. +1
                        April 15 2021 08: 16
                        Yeah. Or boxes from a copier were never dreamed of by the wise men. They did not know the custom.
                      15. +2
                        April 15 2021 08: 26
                        But the Moomin trolls came across interesting hats.
                      16. +2
                        April 15 2021 09: 42
                        Sergei, there is an article by Vaschenko about the Slavs, but everyone thinks that Samsonov, and no one goes to her. We should support)))
                      17. +2
                        April 15 2021 13: 32
                        Wrong! While I was printing my banner, they came running, no support is needed)))
                      18. +2
                        April 15 2021 20: 40
                        Today I was engaged in business affairs. Maybe I'll take a look in the evening.
                      19. +2
                        April 15 2021 20: 55
                        Don’t worry, Sergei! But if there is a hunt in the steam room, there is a crowd, everyone is soaring! ))) And everyone wants to know who the ancestors are and where they are from, as if they would be good for it. This is almost the same as the current purchased noble letters. To find out who my ancestors were, I go to the mirror, it doesn't lie. Not a Negro, I, well, okay. The land that cannot be given away and the model of life behavior through the mirror are selected.
                      20. +2
                        April 15 2021 21: 07
                        Look. And while I am silent, which does not happen so often.
  4. +6
    April 13 2021 06: 46
    A very curious artifact is ... a Russian helmet with gold decor, made in Moscow around 1533 for the future Tsar Ivan IV, nicknamed "Terrible". Probably, at first it was captured by the Poles in Moscow, and then the Swedes captured it in Warsaw in 1655

    Swedish historians adhere to a different version. These are the Swedish trophies of the battle near Lode Castle. In January 1574, in the midst of the Livonian War, Swedish and Russian troops fought near the Estonian castle of Lode. Ours were defeated, and the Swedes captured many trophies. To take them all, according to the Swedish chroniclers, it took a thousand sledges. The fact about 1.000 sledges is, of course, unprovable, this figure was often used by chroniclers to emphasize its importance, but it is known that there were numerous trophies and that the Swedish kings kept many Russian weapons and armor from among them.
    The Stockholm Museum also contains a mirrored armor of Russian work, which was also captured in the battle at Lode Castle.
    1. +11
      April 13 2021 07: 03
      the shell of "Ivan the Terrible"

      The helmet of Ivan the Terrible is called a "shell" for a reason. This is a whole variety of iron heads, which differed in the height of the dome and, of course, in the long spire.
      The peak of its popularity came in the XNUMXth century, by the end of which it fell out of use, giving way to its more successful colleagues.
      The shell of "Ivan the Terrible" is forged from steel and weighs 1 kilogram 280 grams. Its height is 41 cm and to make it clear, it is 9 cm more than the height of a 210 liter bottle of lemonade. The width of the helmet is about XNUMX mm.
      The outside is covered with brass, silver and gold, and the inside is trimmed with red satin. Herringbone stitching details the fabric.
      It is likely that the helmet was made at the Armory Chamber of the Moscow Kremlin.
      Usually expensive helmets were not used in wars. Therefore, the museums are full of ceremonial helmets, decorated according to the latest squeak of modern fashion. And without a trace of war.
      But such traces are full on the helmet of "Ivan the Terrible". These are dents, traces of hasty field repairs and, of course, a through hole in the helmet.
      Where did she come from?
      Judging by the fact that the hole is round, it is a bullet or a war hammer.
      But how and when the helmet was damaged is unknown.

      Who was killed in it? There is still a dispute about this.

      So, the helmet of Ivan the Terrible has been in battles. The inscription on it suggests: after Ivan Vasilyevich someone else wore it.
      Old Russian letters read: "Shelom of Prince Ivan Vasilyevich, Grand Duke, son of Vasily Ivanovich, lord of all Russia, autocrat"
      Pay attention: "Shelom of Prince Ivan Vasilyevich". Not a king, but a prince. It is important!
      Prince Ivan Vasilievich became Tsar at the age of 16 and a half, in January 1547. Consequently, the helmet and the inscription were made even earlier and in front of us is the helmet of a teenager.
      Perhaps the owner of the helmet was the youngest son of the nominal ruler of Moscow Russia Simeon Bekbulatovich, who died at Lode, who was temporarily installed by Ivan the Terrible himself.
      But it is not exactly.
      1. +4
        April 13 2021 10: 41
        Quote: Richard
        Prince Ivan Vasilievich became Tsar at the age of 16 and a half, in January 1547. Consequently, the helmet and the inscription were made even earlier and in front of us is the helmet of a teenager.

        Probably even a child. hi
        Judging by the fact that the hole is round, it is a bullet or a war hammer.
        But how and when the helmet was damaged is unknown.

        Perhaps no one was killed in it, and some of the "Tarasyuk" Poles or Swedes were entertained by the idea of ​​sticking the helmet with a hammer or a hammer hi
        1. +5
          April 13 2021 10: 55
          Interesting and quite plausible hypothesis
        2. +3
          April 13 2021 15: 11
          "The idea of ​​tyuknukt a helmet entertained", I doubt: this is not a helmet of some simple war, you can riddle it like that, but "Tsar's helmet"! They will pay more money for the whole, and who wants to lose? Although if the owner of the helmet became some kind of prick: "fools are always lucky" and he was banned to check. There are always enough gifted ones
      2. +4
        April 13 2021 11: 17
        Quote: Richard
        So, the helmet of Ivan the Terrible has been in battles. The inscription on it suggests: after Ivan Vasilyevich someone else wore it.
        Old Russian letters read: "Shelom of Prince Ivan Vasilyevich, Grand Duke, son of Vasily Ivanovich, lord of all Russia, autocrat"

        Interestingly, where, in the inscription: "Shelom of Prince Ivan Vasilyevich, Grand Duke, son of Vasily Ivanovich, ruler of all Russia, autocrat" contains at least a hint that after Ivan Vasilyevich someone else wore it? And so I read it, and so, but I could not find out where.
        Quote: Richard
        Prince Ivan Vasilievich became Tsar at the age of 16 and a half, in January 1547. Consequently, the helmet and the inscription were made even earlier and in front of us is the helmet of a teenager.

        If we attribute the title of "Lord of All Russia" not to "Ivan Vasilyevich", but to "Vasily Ivanovich" (which, in my opinion, is obvious), then it turns out that at the time of making the helmet Vasily III is still alive, i.e. helmet made between 1530 and 1533
  5. +7
    April 13 2021 07: 11
    Good morning Vyacheslav Olegovich, an interesting article!
    I didn't get to this museum))))
    1. +2
      April 13 2021 10: 43
      Quote: Eduard Vaschenko
      I didn't get to this museum

      Greetings Edward, I was not there either, although I went around most of the museums in Stockholm hi
      1. +5
        April 13 2021 17: 28
        Sergey is a good evening, I’m like that, too, but I hope everything is still ahead, there are a lot of museums that I knew for sure, I wanted to6 but my legs did not reach, I didn’t have enough strength until the "6th century" was wooling laughing
      2. +3
        April 13 2021 20: 21
        Sergei! hi
        It's like with Greece. It is impossible to visit all the islands, but each of them has something interesting!
        Returning from touring, you begin to clearly understand that each individual taken separately is just a guest in this world.
        1. +2
          April 13 2021 20: 54
          Quote: 3x3zsave
          It's like with Greece. It is impossible to visit all the islands, but each of them has something interesting!

          Good afternoon Anton, that's for sure! Despite the seemingly insignificant size, in reality it is a very large country, you cannot go around it all.
          But with Greece in the near future, it seems, in general, everything will be difficult, as well as with all other countries.
          But here I became the proud owner of a travel booklet "Russian estates of the Leningrad Region" and realized that this is it - something that can be done in the near future! hi
          1. +3
            April 13 2021 21: 40
            It happens, you think: not a penny ... And suddenly! No, not altyn. Ruble !!!
          2. +3
            April 13 2021 22: 10
            But with Greece in the near future, it seems, in general, everything will be difficult, as well as with all other countries.
            Oh, I beg you, Sergei! Do you want to find the best route to the Dodecanese archipelago? I assure you, keep within a thousand "Eureka", for three.
            1. +3
              April 14 2021 06: 25
              Anton! Happy Birthday!
              Please accept my congratulations!
              Happiness, health, good luck! drinksVivat !!!!!
              1. +2
                April 14 2021 06: 59
                Thank you, Sergey!
                1. +2
                  April 14 2021 09: 12
                  Dear Anton! Happy Holidays! Happy Birthday!! love love love
                  My very best, most sincere wishes! love love crying - it's me from the fullness of feelings! Grow big! wassat
                  1. +3
                    April 14 2021 09: 55
                    Thank you, Lyudmila Yakovlevna!
            2. +1
              April 14 2021 10: 03
              Quote: 3x3zsave
              Oh, I beg you, Sergei! You will find the best route to the Dodecanese archipelago

              Anton! Happy Birthday! love
              Most sincere congratulations! hi
              Health and creative success: please us at last with fascinating articles! good
              But Epicureanism should not be left aside: drinks
              1. +3
                April 14 2021 10: 28
                Thank you, Sergey!
        2. +2
          April 14 2021 05: 53
          One person said the same.
          Although Moscow is not that far from Konstantinovo.

          However, there was also Baku.

          Happy Birthday, Anton!
          1. +3
            April 14 2021 07: 00
            Thank you, Sergey!
    2. +3
      April 13 2021 14: 32
      Quote: Eduard Vaschenko
      I didn't get to this museum)

      And for now ... I'm glad you liked it.
      1. +4
        April 13 2021 17: 27
        really liked it. And the museum, you cannot cover the immense ...
  6. +8
    April 13 2021 07: 33
    Good morning, Vyacheslav.
    Your "Internet Travel Club" to the history museums of the world is becoming a good tradition.
    There is still not much and you will break the record of Yuri Senkevich - his program was aired weekly for 43 years. Over the years of its existence, 2 issues have been published.
    Good luck and many thanks for the interesting, richly illustrated material. good
    1. +4
      April 13 2021 07: 54
      43 years old is a good mark. There is something to strive for.
    2. +2
      April 13 2021 14: 33
      Quote: Richard
      Good luck and many thanks for the interesting, richly illustrated material.

      Thank you! I'll have to try.
  7. +6
    April 13 2021 08: 00
    One of the oldest artifacts in the museum is the helmet of Gustav Vasa from 1542. The helmet was clearly made in southern Germany around 1540 ... And such a helmet with a crown is very rare

    1. +6
      April 13 2021 09: 08
      By the way, in Livrustkammaren there is another helmet by Gustav Vasa, no less interesting. Also made in southern Germany, in Augsburg or Nuremberg, around 1540.
      1. +6
        April 13 2021 09: 19
        Good morning Vic. hi And this, by any chance, is not a portrait of the owner? wink
        1. +6
          April 13 2021 09: 26
          No, it doesn't look like it. It is believed that the visor in the form of a mask from another helmet. What - there is no information.
          1. +6
            April 13 2021 09: 32
            Yes, this guy is somehow more charming.
            1. +7
              April 13 2021 09: 50
              The author in the article mentioned the war horse of Gustav Vasa - Streif. A worthy horse, well deserved.

              One of the oldest surviving stuffed horses.
              1. +7
                April 13 2021 10: 38
                Quote: Undecim
                The author in the article mentioned the war horse of Gustav Vasa - Streif. A worthy horse, well deserved.

                Looks like our Bucephalus ... wassat
                1. +4
                  April 13 2021 15: 01
                  The horse was interested.
                  Was the widely practiced art of taxidermy still perfection in those days?
                  Death and art have always been together. The ancient Egyptians identified dead animals in eternal museum life, and taxidermy macabras like the multi-figured composition "Cat's Tea Party" were in vogue in England during the Victorian era.
                  In this case, it can be seen that the horse's legs are composed of separate fragments of the skin.
                  1. +4
                    April 13 2021 18: 16
                    In this case, it can be seen that the horse's legs are composed of separate fragments of the skin.


                    The fact is that in the XNUMXth century, when making such stuffed animals, the skin was pulled over a wooden frame in the shape of a horse. This operation cannot be performed without cutting the skin. In the XNUMXth century, they began to use a metal frame or stuff the hide with straw.
                    Nevertheless, the skin is "native", although the ears and nose were damaged by a fire in the 1640s.
                    This suggests that the unknown blacksmith and court pharmacist Kasten Meyener, who carried out the initial processing of the horse, coped with their task.
                  2. +4
                    April 13 2021 19: 02
                    In the Paris Army Museum there is a stuffed horse of Napoleon. But the state is not very good.
                    1. +4
                      April 13 2021 19: 30
                      But now the art of taxidermy has reached incredible mastery. And this is despite the protests of the humanized public. For example, a taxidermy sculpture by Maurizio Cattelan. The screaming donkey put its front feet on a piece of granite; on the withers of a donkey - a dog, on a dog, a cat arched its back and lifted its tail, on a cat a bird - there is nowhere more natural!
                      I am also jarred by this art, as well as keeping animals in a zoo, and a circus even more so. However, great taxidermists are famous and expensive - many of the wealthy are their customers.
                      1. +2
                        April 13 2021 20: 57
                        But now the art of taxidermy has reached incredible mastery.

                        Thanks to the achievements of science and technology. It's one thing to make a stuffed animal using soft padding, another - using an exact replica of an animal made of polyurethane foam, repeating exactly all the muscles. And chemistry has stepped forward.
                      2. +4
                        April 13 2021 21: 04
                        Quote: depressant
                        And this is despite the protests of the humanized public.

                        A few years ago, there was an exhibition of Fabre in the Hermitage (if I was not mistaken in the name of this French artist of contemporary art): it caused a lot of controversy: all sorts of suspended stuffed dogs and cats somewhat shocked lovers of classical art. Piotrovsky said - this is also art and the exhibition was not removed ahead of schedule. hi
                      3. +2
                        April 13 2021 23: 08
                        exhibition of Fabre (if I was not mistaken in the name of this French artist

                        Belgian.
                      4. +2
                        April 14 2021 05: 55
                        And what is the relation to the zoological museum?
              2. +4
                April 13 2021 19: 03
                Note that the pistol grips are facing forward, not backward. So it was accepted, but in our museums everyone tries to turn the handles to the saddle, but this is wrong!
              3. +2
                April 13 2021 20: 34
                "worthy horse, deserved" seems to feel sorry for the horse, but at the same time, do not make a stuffed animal out of Fine, it would soon be forgotten, and so it has been preserved for centuries
  8. +5
    April 13 2021 10: 31
    Colleagues, hello.
    Vyacheslav Olegovich has some interesting material in store. Let's thank him for the Informative material. I and, probably, most of my colleagues will not visit this museum "live".
    If the entrance is free, it is not a fact that the road is free.
    And with current prices ...
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    2. +2
      April 13 2021 14: 34
      Quote: Astra wild2
      If the entrance is free, it is not a fact that the road is free.
      And with current prices ...

      And most importantly: Scandinavia is closed! All!
      1. 0
        April 13 2021 20: 08
        Vyacheslav Olegovich, they "closed" on purpose so that I would not get upset
        1. +1
          April 13 2021 21: 36
          Quote: Astra wild2
          so I don't get upset

          And I was so upset. We have already looked after the cabin and the liner and the route
  9. +4
    April 13 2021 11: 51
    There is also one more armor of King Eric XIV in the collection. Already the third in a row and clearly fighting, as evidenced by the notches on the crest of the helmet and on its visor.

    Vyacheslav Olegovich, are there photographs?
    I so quickly looked through Eric's biography, it was interesting in what military companies he participated directly and in what battle he could have put these Kotsk on his armor, but I did not find anything sensible.
    Any details on this armor?
    1. +2
      April 13 2021 14: 36
      Here in the article he is. And two photographs of him. I could not download two photos of a helmet with notches on the stroke and visor. That’s not downloaded, and that’s all ... But the Swedes did not send me the details. On what they sent - laid out everything!
      1. +3
        April 13 2021 17: 21
        Sometimes, nothing can be done.
        There will be time, I will still try to find out in what battle Eric got in the head and from whom. With his diagnosis, such an additional "shake-up" in general could affect his health in the most radical way.
  10. +4
    April 13 2021 14: 04
    "fancy dress of Gustav 3, in which he received a bullet in the back" - "for us kings, milk must be given for harm" (c)
    1. +2
      April 13 2021 15: 04
      Svyatoslav, well, they probably got a pair of milk)))
      Each of them "Koh grazed in the meadow ..." (c)
      1. +3
        April 13 2021 15: 30
        Good day, apparently, not all. At least Ivan Vasilyevich Bunshi did not have a cow. Shouldn't his wife be considered a cow?
        1. +2
          April 13 2021 15: 35
          Quote: vladcub
          At least Ivan Vasilyevich Bunshi did not have a cow

          And he is not a king, but only temporarily fulfilled the duties of a king wassat
          1. +3
            April 13 2021 15: 38
            Tady is understandable. Why did he whine to give milk
  11. +2
    April 13 2021 16: 12
    Comrades, we are very lucky with Chicherone: he does not need to pay a tip. Just say thank you and I'm good
  12. +3
    April 13 2021 16: 56
    Chic products.
  13. +2
    April 14 2021 00: 08
    That's all!
    The mosquito season has arrived. She was bitten at 0 hours 3 minutes on April 14, 2021. crying crying crying ((((((
    1. +2
      April 14 2021 05: 56
      Nothing. Winter is already close.
      1. +2
        April 14 2021 06: 34
        Excellent comment, Sergey! I laugh, just fine!
        Good morning!
        1. +2
          April 14 2021 06: 42
          Good morning, Seryozha!

          Lyudmila Yakovlevna can be admired in many ways.
          1. +2
            April 14 2021 07: 58
            Good morning friends! love )))
            Do not admire me, for I need sympathy. At 2 am, under a mosquito roar and squeak (apparently, there were individuals of either different age or weight categories), with groans and curses, I found a mosquito and last year's reserves of plates, turned on the device, closed the window and woke up etched to swelling of the face (with this for me at once) - from the spirit of chamomile and freshly worn car tires ...
            Sergey's comment about the coming winter is a masterpiece good hi wassat
            1. +1
              April 14 2021 08: 14
              Good morning Lyudmila Yakovlevna!
              Sorry. We have these flying * dracula * have not yet appeared, but ... we are waiting. But I admit I hate flies more. They just infuriate with their arrogance. Mosquitoes? Well, one advice is mosquito nets. I didn't have a single one that season. flying creature. That's something like that. Good luck! hi
              1. +1
                April 14 2021 15: 33
                It turns out that you wish the mosquitoes good luck, Seryozha))) It was once: we barely climbed, and then the frost hit. The entire population at the root. Life was calm that year. And the old wooden window frames, which dry out on occasion, do not accompany my luck. And I think: how difficult it is to live in the taiga!

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“Non-profit organizations, unregistered public associations or individuals performing the functions of a foreign agent,” as well as media outlets performing the functions of a foreign agent: “Medusa”; "Voice of America"; "Realities"; "Present time"; "Radio Freedom"; Ponomarev Lev; Ponomarev Ilya; Savitskaya; Markelov; Kamalyagin; Apakhonchich; Makarevich; Dud; Gordon; Zhdanov; Medvedev; Fedorov; Mikhail Kasyanov; "Owl"; "Alliance of Doctors"; "RKK" "Levada Center"; "Memorial"; "Voice"; "Person and law"; "Rain"; "Mediazone"; "Deutsche Welle"; QMS "Caucasian Knot"; "Insider"; "New Newspaper"