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Why are British gentlemen so scared?

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Why are British gentlemen so scared?

Honestly, when some materials are published on the Review, no one intends to make a nightmare in a single country, even if it is Great Britain. It just happens sometimes.


Tell me, what does the Review and Great Britain have to do with it? It's simple.

The British The Mirror took over the baton after some Russian media, which were covered with headlines of varying brightness and loudness.

Russia launches deadly new 'underwater sabotage sub' to hit ocean cables network

“Mirror”, given its popularity, made a fuss about the fact that Russia “is adopting a new deadly submarine for underwater sabotage”.

First, let's find out what it is about, and then we will draw a very interesting conclusion.

In a nutshell, the British are very concerned (this is the diplomatic name for the term "hysteria") that we have a submarine capable of violating the integrity of underwater cables through which information exchange, including monetary transactions, is carried out.

They were not even too lazy to bring a diagram of the world's cables that a Russian submarine could destroy. True, it may not destroy, but since the Russian one will definitely destroy.


So, the Russians have a terrible boat carrying all sorts of horrors "Belgorod".


And this boat does not allow ladies and gentlemen to sleep peacefully in distant Great Britain. Because "Belgorod" can take a certain submarine (for some reason in the source it is "Kashalot" or AS-15), deliver it to point X and release it there. And this ship, having descended to depths simply unattainable to the mind (up to 3 meters), will begin to chop underwater cables into noodles with manipulators.

Or it can lay explosives. And not necessarily on cables, you can, for example, mine pipelines. With oil or gas. Better with oil, because then not only will there be horror, but also coastal waters can be dirtied in full.

In general - a quiet horror. The Mirror simply plunges its readers into an abyss of despair. And the worst thing in all this is that this "Belgorod" is also capable of grabbing a couple of "Poseidons".

Why is another question. But can it? Can.

In general, not "Belgorod", but the bearer of the horsemen of the Apocalypse.

The funniest thing about this stories the fact that neither in our media, nor in the British, especially, there are no normal explanations or there are references to competent sources.

I understand the British. They also read the Military Review. And they also draw conclusions. But in news on the "Review" (The nuclear submarine "Belgorod" can become the carrier of the nuclear deep-water station AS-15 "Kashalot") it was clearly written that "TASS with reference to its sources in the defense industry"… Generally, "There is no official confirmation of this information".

This is how it happens sometimes: you try, write, but here everything is not understood so well. And the whole UK is plunged into chaos and horror. And the queues for oatmeal and jam are growing.

Meanwhile, it is worth noting the fact that the "Sperm whale", which everyone was so scared of, or in the official language, AS-15, is generally absent from the Russian Navy. Why this particular station appears in many media is not entirely clear.

If we talk specifically about the AC-15, then according to the available data, this device has been under repair at Zvezdochka since 2013. And there is simply no intelligible data about the AS-15, just as there is no intelligible and open information about the vehicles called the "Kashalot Project 1910 nuclear deep-sea station".

Despite the rather advanced age of these boats (AS-15 - 1986, AS-16 - 1989, AS-19 - 1995), they are still utterly classified. But AS-16 and 19 are still in the ranks of the Russian Navy with all the ensuing consequences.

Performance data are scarce.

Displacement: 1 tons (surface) and 390 tons (underwater)
Length: 69 meters
Width: 6 meters
Draft: 5,2 meter
Speed: 30 knots (underwater) / 10 knots (surface)
Immersion depth: 1000 meters +
Crew: 36 officers
Propulsion system: pressurized water-moderated nuclear reactor with a capacity of 10 hp.

No weapons.

And why are the ladies and gentlemen of foggy Albion so scared? Where is the "new" submarine? Not visible, to be honest. All the same old Soviet boats that began to be developed 50 years ago.

But no, the British went further and saw a terrible danger for ... their aircraft carriers!


Yes, it turns out, both British aircraft carriers, the construction of each will cost 3,5 billion pounds sterling - the primary goal for the "Sperm whale"!

Imagine, "documents found on some little-known Russian websites on maritime topics indicate that the Kashalot vehicles are being reconstructed for special deep-sea sabotage operations."

Interesting, right?

Deep sea Sperm whale will sneak up on a British aircraft carrier and ... mine it, I guess. How submarines did it two hundred years ago, at the dawn of their formation.

British humor is a very difficult thing to understand.

And if it's not humor? Should the British be serious?

Indeed, if all this fuss around the "Sperm whale" - quite a serious action that has some plans under it?

Well, really, what kind of threat can a single, albeit unique (in fact, unlikely) apparatus pose?

Bruce Jones, Jane's expert:

“Attacks on submarine cables, which are so critical to Western financial infrastructures, economies and government action, could be disastrous. This is a completely destructive strategy, and the main priority for the Royal Navy, as well as for naval intelligence, should be to protect against such threats.

The Royal Navy has joined this race and intend to build a multipurpose ocean-going reconnaissance ship to guard against the threat from Vladimir Putin, but it will not be accepted into service until 2024. ”


Oh, that's all and fell into place. And "Sperm whales", the youngest of which is "only" 26 years old, has absolutely nothing to do with it. Although that is there, very much to do with it. By their very existence, they make it possible to spend money on their projects in any navy any country.

It is clear that now we need search vessels, deep-sea radars, super-depth charges to get the Sperm whale, and so on.

And all thanks to several articles that "Belgorod" MAY be able to become a carrier of a submarine or deep-water station of project 1919 "Kashalot".

And maybe it won't. It is difficult to say how much more Belgorod will be completed. But in the West they are already ready to build ships that will oppose him ...

But here is already to each his own, as they say.

And just in case there is some extra money in the UK, it is worth recalling that there are still many scary underwater vehicles in Russia. "Rus", "Bester", "Consul", "Mir-1", "Mir-2" - all of them are at the service of the British. They all know how to dive to great depths, have manipulators, cameras, magnetometers ...

That is, they pose a threat to the security not only of Great Britain, but of the entire NATO bloc.

There is something to think about, right?
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    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee April 8 2021 04: 27
      +41
      There is something to think about
      Such a device will stick to the cable and all the money of England, there, or NATO will transfer it to a savings bank ... Well, you know who! lol
      1. Civil
        Civil April 8 2021 08: 06
        -15%
        Trembled and wet their pants. This is a real reason for pride in the Motherland! Let us be poor, but the military power is growing day by day. Russia can at any time smash the American colony in Europe to smithereens. US puppet - England may accept our oligarchs as much as necessary, but knows any day, at any hour the British can overtake the revenge of the poor, but therefore proud Russians. For the main thing is not money, which we do not have and will not have, and our short lives, but the greatness of the State! Glory to United Russia.
        1. Malver
          Malver April 8 2021 08: 47
          -2
          We may be poor ... but ...
          1. sevryuk
            sevryuk April 8 2021 08: 59
            +3
            Distribute to pensioners ...
            1. Civil
              Civil April 8 2021 09: 16
              +6
              Quote: sevryuk
              Distribute to pensioners ...

              This is why. In general, a pensioner cannot be a patriot, a real patriot must die on the last working day, so as not to burden the Motherland with his existence and receiving a pension from the state. The state owes nothing to society. Everything for the Motherland is everything for the victory over Geyropa.
              1. prior
                prior April 8 2021 09: 44
                +12
                "a pensioner cannot be a patriot"
                How exactly did you notice! good
                Pensioners are the "fifth column" inside the country, and the pension reform is its creator and inspirer. Previously, I could not have thought that the authorities could turn their own citizens against themselves in this way. angry
        2. bk316
          bk316 April 8 2021 18: 04
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          For the main thing is not money, which we do not have and will not have,

          Flood
          1. Civil
            Civil April 9 2021 06: 48
            0
            Quote: bk316
            Flood

            Are you against heroic self-sacrifice for the sake of the state?
          2. Roman_vh
            Roman_vh April 9 2021 10: 47
            +2
            This is not a flood, but a trolling that turns into spam. For this, you need to ban, and not hang stars on shoulder straps (in some cases, you can immediately hang :))
        3. Cid
          Cid April 9 2021 13: 57
          0
          On spot, let them come if they think they are strong, all of them.
        4. Leontrotsky
          Leontrotsky April 9 2021 21: 04
          +1
          Strongly impoverished?)) Do not be upset, go see if your Volkswagen is in the yard and take pity on yourself for your poverty))
      2. Charik
        Charik April 8 2021 12: 39
        +3
        Yes, in the meantime, everything is exactly the opposite - they stuck to the Russian Federation and are transferred there.
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      4. Igor Svir
        Igor Svir April 8 2021 22: 05
        +1
        really on my ??? !!! and I agree !! pay for the dive !! but in general - laughter of course ... when the Americans attached their garbage to OUR cable - for some reason the British did not fantasize about ANYTHING ...
      5. Krasnoyarsk
        Krasnoyarsk April 9 2021 07: 39
        0
        Quote: Uncle Lee
        Such a device will stick to the cable and all the money of England, there, or NATO will transfer it to a savings bank ... Well, you know who!

        Of course we know - mine. True, I don't have it, but is that really a problem? laughing
    2. Sling cutter
      Sling cutter April 8 2021 04: 38
      +2
      The Chinese have such a strategy-wisdom, “Knock on the grass with a stick.” The point is that you don't go anywhere, but knock with a stick and the snakes reveal themselves and creep away.
      In our case, we "knocked on the grass", and the brits, in fear, laid out a diagram of the laying of transatlantic and world cables. Cool. now our conditional Sperm Whales and Loshariks really have something to do. good wassat
      1. Vladimir_2U
        Vladimir_2U April 8 2021 04: 44
        +14
        Quote: Stroporez
        In our case, we "knocked on the grass", and the brits, in fear, laid out a diagram of the laying of transatlantic and world cables. Cool.
        Yes, they laid it out, with an unattainable accuracy in terms of coordinates and depths in peaceful conditions. Within the school globe, the truth is.
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                    1. Bashkirkhan
                      Bashkirkhan April 8 2021 06: 34
                      +12
                      Quote: sergo1914
                      It seems to me alone that the globe of Ukraine will be relevant in the topic of Ukraine

                      Not for you alone. Dumb jokes about Ukraine are already disgusting, especially off-topic.
                      1. bk316
                        bk316 April 8 2021 18: 54
                        +2
                        Dumb jokes about Ukraine are already disgusting, especially not on the topic of the publication.

                        I don't like flooding at all. But the same fighters (Civil for example) move out of any topic, to starving pensioners and fattening officials.
                        And if they are stupid jokes, then of course they are badly angry am
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      2. kytx
        kytx April 8 2021 11: 47
        +2
        I'll tell you a secret.
        this is not the correct circuit in the picture.
        but there is also a correct one.
    3. Ross xnumx
      Ross xnumx April 8 2021 04: 45
      +4
      Not about submarines:

      And what, in fact, did you, gentlemen, expect? Food vouchers? These are not all Russian scarecrows. I do not like to live in peace and harmony - shake with fear from birth to death. What goes around comes around. And further:
      Do not hope that once using the weakness of Russia, you will receive dividends forever. Russians always come for their money. And when they come - do not rely on the Jesuit agreements that you have signed, supposedly justifying you. They are not worth the paper on which they are written. Therefore, it is worth playing with the Russians honestly, or not at all.
      1. NDR-791
        NDR-791 April 8 2021 07: 25
        +5
        Quote: ROSS 42
        These are not all Russian scarecrows.

        They brainwash their own qualitatively. And very quickly. In 92m, an acquaintance married a Briton and left there. And all my 24 years I lived here without leaving, and was a pioneer and a Komsomol member. Less than a year later, he writes in a letter: "... we are so afraid that your big bombs will start falling on our little England." So what is there to think about?
        1. Glory1974
          Glory1974 April 8 2021 09: 46
          +10
          They brainwash their own qualitatively. And very quickly. In 92m, an acquaintance married a Briton and left there. And all my 24 years I lived here without leaving, and was a pioneer and a Komsomol member. Less than a year later, he writes in a letter: "... we are so afraid that your big bombs will start falling on our little England." So what is there to think about?

          And my friend's daughter married an Englishman and left for Foggy Albion. A few years later I came on vacation. My sidekick and I took 0.5 vodka and a beer and a half, came to visit the happy father, sat down in the kitchen three of us, have a drink, wait for her to come up.
          She comes in, looks at our table and says: "It's a little weak for three, here in England they buy it for one." wassat So I learned that real alcoholics live in England, and we are mere babies in these matters compared to them.
          1. Boa kaa
            Boa kaa April 8 2021 19: 56
            +2
            Quote: glory1974
            So I learned that real alcoholics live in England, and we are mere babies in these matters compared to them.

            Yeah, really! (from)
            And I personally learned a lot by reading the material "What You Didn't Want to Know About the British." To be honest, I was shocked. Especially how their ignoramuses in school are taught to divide numbers!
            And I also always said: Ivan is a common noun for Russians, like Hans is for Deutschers. But why is John a common noun for the Anglo-Saxons !? It is necessary to post another, more suitable name ... for example - CATTLE !!!
            In my opinion, the most appropriate. AHA.
          2. bk316
            bk316 April 12 2021 14: 48
            +1
            This is how I learned that real alcoholics live in England.

            Europe generally drinks robust, not only Anglics, French and Finns, too, to the screeching of a pig.
            I personally saved two Frenchmen - they fell asleep on the rails.
  2. maiman61
    maiman61 April 8 2021 04: 41
    +4
    Oh! Byada! The Russians are reconstructing their submarine! You might think that British aircraft carriers and submarines are made for humanitarian supplies!
  3. Thrifty
    Thrifty April 8 2021 04: 45
    +11
    This boat will cut only those cables where there is copper, the sheath will immediately be cut off, and the copper in Lurons will be loaded onto an underwater transport ship. lol
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee April 8 2021 04: 59
      +3
      Quote: Thrifty
      will load

      Zvemmet receivers will rise! good
    2. Aleksandr123
      Aleksandr123 April 8 2021 21: 17
      0
      "and copper in Lurons will be loaded onto an underwater transport ship"
      And the money after the delivery of copper to non-ferrous metal will be transferred to an English bank.
  4. Sergey_G_M
    Sergey_G_M April 8 2021 04: 57
    +4
    Perhaps after the provocation with the Polish ship and our pipelayer, they were hinted that we are able to do the provocation and can turn off the cables in response (or about something else: disconnect the British and amers from the swift, physically arrange for them a sovereign Internet). This is where the classic hysteria "but what are we for?"
  5. lucul
    lucul April 8 2021 06: 03
    -1
    And all thanks to several articles that "Belgorod" MAY be able to become a carrier of a submarine or deep-water station of project 1919 "Kashalot".

    Is the author just beginning to guess about the power of the Internet? )))
  6. Ros 56
    Ros 56 April 8 2021 08: 36
    0
    Even if in reality we have nothing of the kind, then it must be created. And to warn you, bark seriously and you will have "underwater happiness". It will work on these and let their magazines have fun in their publications. bully
  7. Blacksmith 55
    Blacksmith 55 April 8 2021 08: 39
    0
    There is an old saying: Fear has big eyes.
  8. Nitarius
    Nitarius April 8 2021 09: 35
    -2
    the main thing is .. to scare .. and it doesn't matter whether it's true or not!
  9. polygraph sh.
    polygraph sh. April 8 2021 11: 57
    -4
    and Kursk could catch up with fear?
  10. Charik
    Charik April 8 2021 12: 30
    +2
    Is it 'Belgorod'-Borey?
    1. Nemchinov Vl
      Nemchinov Vl April 8 2021 13: 05
      +1
      Quote: Charik
      Is it 'Belgorod'-Borey?
      "+" ... !! Roman Decided respectively "nick", and play your own to the fullest. smile
  11. Charik
    Charik April 8 2021 12: 38
    0
    for protection from the threat from Vladimir Putin, but it will be adopted only in 2024. Hahaha, do not worry, He will threaten you either until the end of your life, or until the 40s, but this is not certain, suddenly the new Constitution of the people Russian wants.
  12. Bad_gr
    Bad_gr April 8 2021 14: 03
    +1
    Something I'm completely confused about:
    then they write that "Belgorod" should wear "Losharik" (project 10831 AS-31),

    now they write that "Sperm whale" (project 1910 AS-15).
    So who will Belgorod wear besides Poseidons?
    1. Boa kaa
      Boa kaa April 8 2021 20: 51
      +1
      Quote: Bad_gr
      So who will Belgorod wear besides Poseidons?

      Whoever "sticks" to the coaming platform will be lucky! laughing
  13. Decimalegio
    Decimalegio April 8 2021 16: 02
    0
    Here's another propaganda article. You mean a newspaper like The Mirror, known as the Tabloid or: newspapers that tend to highlight and embellish crime news, gossip columns, other news from the rest of the world, and finally create pathos in personal life of celebrities.
    In short, not maximum accuracy in terms of weapons. A hint of frightened Englishmen queuing up for flour is also good. You can say everything about the English, but in one thing I envy her, La CALMA, so after reading The Mirror, they used the page to wash themselves in the toilet
  14. Hagen
    Hagen April 8 2021 16: 26
    +3
    I understand the British. They also read "Military Review"

    An owl stretched over a globe looks more believable. A resource that has not published a single interview with production workers, by definition, cannot become a source of news (only a transit country, it is not clear in which queue laughing). It would be interesting to take a look at the VO materials citation index. I have not found this. And if you imagine for a second that VO is read in Britain, then based on the materials of the three leading VO writers on this topic, you can safely cut the budget of the British and US Navy, because there are no others who more diligently prove the insignificance of the Navy.
    1. Roman_vh
      Roman_vh April 9 2021 11: 04
      -1
      Seems to me it was sarcasm. And you got carried away.
      1. Hagen
        Hagen April 9 2021 12: 00
        0
        Quote: Roman_VH
        Seems to me it was sarcasm. And you got carried away.

        The skill of the journalist lies in the fact that he cannot be interpreted in two ways. And if everyone can evaluate his work in different genres, then this is an indicator that a person is not doing his own thing. Well, it's a pity ... At his age, it's time to decide.
  15. Undecim
    Undecim April 8 2021 17: 35
    +1
    Why are British gentlemen so scared?

    The publication of "Russia launches deadly new 'underwater sabotage sub' to hit ocean cables network" in the Daily Mirror has nothing to do with anyone's fright. This newspaper is the mouthpiece of Labor, at the moment the party is the Faithful opposition to Her Majesty. And on the nose the local elections, scheduled for May 6. The previous Laborites failed miserably. Therefore, they use any pretext to attract attention on the eve of the elections.
    In Murdoch's The Sun, the article is much larger and "scarier" (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14507656/putin-subs-cut-cables-russia-arctic/) even articles on the VO website (about that the site is read in Britain, the author flattered himself a lot)

    But this tabloid Murdoch with obligatory topless girls on the third page is not read by gentlemen.
    All serious publications that really read serious gentlemen like The Times or The Guardian ignored such information.
    1. Boa kaa
      Boa kaa April 8 2021 21: 14
      0
      Quote: Undecim
      In Murdoch's The Sun, the article is much longer and "scarier"

      Well, yes, yes ...
      Especially if you look at the "picture" as 667BDRM (!) For some reason opened the "lock-camera" packs that had come from nowhere and popped out ... DPL pr 877 !!!
      The height of incompetence! If only they looked at our graphics for decency, or something ...

  16. Kushka
    Kushka April 8 2021 17: 36
    +2
    Quote: Uncle Lee
    There is something to think about
    Such a device will stick to the cable and that's it money of england, there, or NATO will transfer it to a savings bank ... Well, you know who! lol


    Well their money is okay. But their own, which our "nouveau riches" buried there,
    "pumping out" back would not hurt. Remembered the video, filmed (with a hidden camera)
    someone famous.
    A couple (dummy actors), in furs, wanted to look after and buy
    expensive real estate in London. Dealer of a well-known London office,
    showcases different luxury options to choose from. "Customer"
    directly hints that he is a major Kremlin rank and would like all
    it was sewn-covered. And he is also directly assured that everything will be done as
    he wants - he doesn't have to worry about it. Made some noise in London after
    this video, but everything has calmed down-money is kept there by our huge thieves.
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee April 9 2021 01: 50
      0
      Quote: Kushka
      "pump out" back

      It will be worse than the first option! belay
  17. Basarev
    Basarev April 8 2021 21: 00
    0
    Perhaps, in fact, make such a deep minelayer? To drag the Anglo-Saxons into spending. Such is the SDI in miniature.
  18. grandfather_Kostya
    grandfather_Kostya April 8 2021 21: 01
    0
    But no, the British went further and saw a terrible danger for ... their aircraft carriers!

    The worst boat for British aircraft carriers is Captain Nemo's Nautilus. He must avenge them for the sepoys.
  19. kot-begemot
    kot-begemot April 9 2021 02: 54
    0
    the main thing is let them be afraid, the rest is not so important.
  20. echo
    echo April 9 2021 08: 19
    0
    Glory to Russia and Putin, he makes the Anglo-Saxon and American thugs tremble with fear even in their sleep, the sooner they are destroyed, the better our planet will prosper
  21. Mikhail3
    Mikhail3 April 9 2021 09: 44
    +1
    At the moment, the United States is making a colossal, indescribable profit simply from the fact that the bulk of the Internet servers are located on its territory. And the data of the same stock quotes are obtained first, winning huge money on rate fluctuations using neural network technologies. Money is nothing. Billions every day. Doing nothing, just investing in cables and data centers once.
    It would seem - why participate in a scam, where you have no chance of winning? But there is no alternative ... In general, any hint that someone will organize a system that will take away this sweet freebie from Anglo-Saxon banks and speculators, causes horror among the Anglo-Saxons, spontaneous enuresis and defecation.
    Look, really ... Whatever they do with their fleets, it's simply impossible to protect the cables. This is unrealistic, even if the ships of the fleets are lined up along the cable lines at a distance of one hundred meters from each other. There are no such fleets, but even if they were, it would not help. B. The only pity is that we have no one to make the necessary platforms. And there is nothing ...
  22. Ilya Aksyonov
    Ilya Aksyonov April 13 2021 01: 56
    0
    Now the war will go according to this scenario - nuclear charges explode off the coast of England and the United States and the war ends - there will be no one to fight with. All!
  23. Petrik66
    Petrik66 April 13 2021 09: 28
    0
    What's that, and on our new submarines there are incubators for incubating Godzila eggs. At one time, in the place of Tuva, the sea splashed and there, at a safe depth, the Godzils laid their eggs in the sea sand. Then, when the ancient Ukrainians dug up the Black Sea, the ocean level in the Tuva region dropped dramatically, but the eggs survived. And now Putin, along with Shoigu, not only there they caught fish and looked at the sheep through binoculars. They found these eggs there and every time they go on vacation, they choose a couple from the cave. Then, according to an insidious plan, these eggs are transferred to the submarine. At the right time, the incubator turns on and the eggs heat up, after the cubs hatch, a specially trained person in the rank of Colonel of the GRU reads and shows the video message of our President and gives the coordinates of the targets. After the initiation procedure into submariners (they drink a bucket of sea water), the godzils are awarded the title of senior sailor and they are released into the open ocean. The first experiment - Fukushima was relatively successful, but some shortcomings in preparation were identified (the numbering of targets was confused, the first was San Francisco due to the difficulties of translating from naval to Godzilov), the necessary changes were made: the mat is forbidden to use because of the notorious difficulties of translation. Now, everything is in order: two warrant officers Dezik and Gypsy (presented to the extraordinary rank) are ready to carry out the order!