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Belarusian trolling: Minsk offered the United States joint management of Alaska and adoption of the experience of voting by mail

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The Belarusian Foreign Ministry responded to the publication of the US Embassy in Minsk. The day before, the website of the US diplomatic mission posted a congratulation on the 103rd anniversary of the proclamation of the Belarusian People's Republic in 1918. In their congratulations, the representatives of the American mission stated with a frank hint that “the struggle of the Belarusian people for freedom and independence continues today”.


From the American "congratulations":

Many pay a heavy price to try to make their voices heard as the regime resorts to intimidation, violence and the use of the deadly weaponsto stay in power. The United States congratulates the Belarusian people on March 25 and looks forward to the day when the Belarusian people will be able to determine their future.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus responded, without exaggeration, sparklingly. The corresponding publication appeared on the official website of the Foreign Ministry. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus notes that it apologizes for the lack of congratulations "on the recent 160th anniversary of the adoption of the Constitution of the Confederate States of America (CSA is the enemy of the United States during the Civil War in North America - approx." VO "), the flag of which is still dear to many Americans ".

The Belarusian Foreign Ministry expressed disappointment at the split in American society, openly trolling the United States with the statements of their own president:

As J. Biden said: “I am completely focused on how to unite America, unite our people, unite our nation ... The forces that separate us are very deep and strong ... Let's start over. Let's start listening to each other, perceiving each other, seeing each other. "

Minsk invites the Americans to choose their territory for negotiations between the opposing sides in the United States, noting that Minsk has rich experience in the platform for negotiations in the Trilateral Contact Group format. One of the parties to the negotiations, at the suggestion of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus, must certainly be representatives of the BLM movement.

From the publication:

We admire the courage and determination of American heroes, including J. Assange, E. Snowden and C. Manning, who sacrificed almost everything for the sake of true freedom and harmony in American society. Belarus, together with the American people, is looking forward to the day when an ordinary American will be able to walk freely and without hindrance near the Capitol.

The message from the Belarusian Foreign Ministry expressed gratitude to the US Ambassador "for a hint on the method of holding the elections." It was noted that the Belarusian side will certainly study the option of voting by mail and through the electoral college ...

It was added that as a gratitude to the US authorities for such "help" to Belarus, Minsk offers to help the Americans develop the US agriculture - for example, "to develop agriculture in Alaska and effectively develop its lands in the format of joint territorial management."

Belarusian appeal to the United States (full version - on the official website of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus) in the network has already been called a worthy response to "Washington, which has lost its sense of reality" and "trolling of American pseudo-democracy of the 80th level."
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  1. Military77
    Military77 26 March 2021 20: 21
    +24
    Makhnu "not looking" at Lavrov!
    1. hirurg
      hirurg 26 March 2021 20: 28
      +29
      Interesting movie. USA congratulated Belarusians.)
      And Zelensky has not received a call yet.))
      1. Military77
        Military77 26 March 2021 20: 39
        +77
        I reread the source for the 10th time, laugh out loud, my wife is already squinting, no matter how she calls the orderlies)))
        1. Artyom Karagodin
          Artyom Karagodin 26 March 2021 20: 53
          +72
          For once, those who are responsible for foreign policy among Belarusians should be praised from the bottom of our hearts! And the style of conversation was supported, and vytebali subtly, accurately and succinctly! In general, as stated in the publication, sparkling. Without any exaggeration.
          1. hirurg
            hirurg 26 March 2021 21: 19
            +7
            The less we love the girl, the more ... CLASSIC.
            The same applies to the politics of states.
            1. Artyom Karagodin
              Artyom Karagodin 27 March 2021 01: 57
              +16
              Exactly. For a long time it was necessary to stop demonstrating "readiness for dialogue" to the West, and to answer in the style of "If you don't want to - don't need to. Think about it - we gave you a business card."
              1. st2st
                st2st 27 March 2021 03: 15
                +16
                Artyom, Belarusian diplomats, of course well done, it would not hurt Mashenka Zakharova to learn trolling from them. And, those "regrets" and "worries", coupled with "extreme concern", have set the teeth on edge already. The West spits in our faces mockingly, and we express our "concern"
            2. PavelM
              PavelM 28 March 2021 14: 46
              0
              "... the EASIER ..." - the classics should be quoted more precisely! ☝
          2. Machito
            Machito 27 March 2021 06: 15
            0
            Quote: Artyom Karagodin
            For once, those who are responsible for foreign policy among Belarusians should be praised from the bottom of our hearts! And the style of conversation was supported, and vytebali subtly, accurately and succinctly! In general, as stated in the publication, sparkling. Without any exaggeration.

            Our Lavrov would like to learn how to talk to Americans.
        2. Borik
          Borik 26 March 2021 20: 54
          +39
          GOOD BELARUSIANS !!! A WORTHY ANSWER for mattress covers.
        3. venik
          venik 26 March 2021 21: 12
          +30
          Quote: Military77
          I reread the source for the 10th time, laugh out loud, my wife is already squinting, no matter how she calls the orderlies)))

          =======
          Yes - notably the Belarusians "hegemon" then "lowered" !!! laughing As Mikhail Illarionovich Kutuzov said: "Muzzle - yes in g ... (well, in general - in guano)!" ... lol
          1. Vladimir Mashkov
            Vladimir Mashkov 26 March 2021 21: 24
            +8
            No, Belarusians congratulated the mattress makers in return, wonderful! good
            But it would be possible to propose to the State Department to replace the post of Judy Fisher with someone smarter and more delicate. Goodbye, Judy, goodbye! Or is it next time? smile
            1. Military77
              Military77 26 March 2021 22: 10
              +11
              Only on Psaki, otherwise it is not a full exchange. In general, let's not stop them from destroying their own country, given the federal structure. Texas clearly won't forgive a blackout for a Demenzanut.
            2. tralflot1832
              tralflot1832 27 March 2021 04: 19
              +4
              To do good-bye Judy Fisher, the last one needs to come under the eyes of Lukashenka AG with an agreman. I'm still looking forward to this performance, but I probably can't wait. It seems that there is an ambassador, but in fact there is no, a private person runs around the borders and yapping from impotence from time to time. Interesting there was such a thing in diplomacy before. An ambassador can be extraordinary, spicy, boxy (the tastiest for me) and an ambassador on an erotic journey. Judy Fischer arrives last. I look forward to the State Department's reaction, but in any case they are in a train of tswang !!!
        4. Fitter65
          Fitter65 27 March 2021 01: 03
          +11
          Quote: Military77
          I reread the source for the 10th time, laugh out loud, my wife is already squinting, no matter how she calls the orderlies)))

          Well done, just well done, I will not lie, I will not read it only three times. the first for the sake of acquaintance, the second, separately for savoring, what is the syllable !!! The third is for the wife, laughing together. One word GOOD MEN! drinks
          1. Uma palata
            Uma palata 28 March 2021 07: 11
            +4
            Read aloud, at breakfast, with the whole family. Well ... excellent. In fact, the Belarusians beautifully, intelligently, gracefully not only humiliated the amers, but poked it like a dirty cat with their muzzle at this very thing. No one, in my opinion, no one at all, has ever answered mattress covers so ADEQUALLY. Now the whole Runet is laughing wildly. Handsome men, Belarusians.
        5. Lionnvrsk
          Lionnvrsk 27 March 2021 07: 15
          +9
          Quote: Military77
          I've been rereading the source for the 10th time, laughing loudly,

          Yes, it's just lovely:
          Belarus, together with the American people, is looking forward to the day when an ordinary American will be able to walk freely and without hindrance near the Capitol.

          We sincerely wish the American people unity, and without stumbling up the ladder of the American Dream.

          We hope that the positive trend in our relations will continue and we will jointly come to the moment when we can happily meet the US Sixth Fleet at the maritime borders of Belarus!
          Источник: https://www.mfa.gov.by/press/news_mfa/c0a42d93c8e9f4da.html © lol
      2. antivirus
        antivirus 26 March 2021 21: 10
        +5
        Ze is already in his pocket - he is not tickled.

        Perhaps ONE VIKA NULAND WORKED AS AKI HERCULES IN THE REGIONAL DIRECTION, FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE 80S. and she already needs to be awarded a prize (what?) for the separation and reversal of the outskirts of Russia from Russia.
        1. tralflot1832
          tralflot1832 27 March 2021 04: 27
          +3
          Vika Nuland took revenge for her attitude towards her when she was a representative on the ships of the MRH in the USSR. So much vodka the crew members did not have, sorry, not one did not dare, but you would look like this and Ukraine was not in such a quality as it is now !!!
      3. Prisoner
        Prisoner 27 March 2021 00: 05
        0
        "Violinist is not needed" (c) winked Where is the hurry? Sleeping Joe has no corporate parties yet. There is no reason. laughing
      4. aszzz888
        aszzz888 27 March 2021 07: 56
        +1

        hirurg (Andrey)
        Yesterday, 20: 28

        +18
        Interesting movie. USA congratulated Belarusians.)
        And Zelensky has not received a call yet.))
        A can cannot read everything at once on paper. He needs time, at least half a year, another. It should read, hoo !, not everyone at his age can! wink
    2. Cowbra
      Cowbra 26 March 2021 21: 22
      +15
      Quote: Military77
      Makhnu "not looking" at Lavrov!

      No, no, leave Lavrov. But to help him - the author of the answer))) True, it became scary for Psaki in this situation)))
      1. Military77
        Military77 26 March 2021 22: 13
        +5
        She's dumb and not my type. I love Women, so that there is something to hug and what to hold on to) and talk about life)
        1. sergo1914
          sergo1914 26 March 2021 23: 24
          +9
          Quote: Military77
          She's dumb and not my type. I love Women, so that there is something to hug and what to hold on to) and talk about life)


          Pervert. Hug, hold, and then about life?
        2. Prisoner
          Prisoner 27 March 2021 00: 07
          +3
          Well, wow foreplay - talk for life. laughing However, everyone has their own methods.
        3. Gato
          Gato 27 March 2021 10: 30
          +2
          what to hug and what to hold on to

          Yes, lie on one breast and take cover with the other fellow
      2. tralflot1832
        tralflot1832 27 March 2021 04: 31
        +2
        Psaki has an iron otmaza, I slip if anything into the office. And darling the sea needs to start digging! Another Zakharova reminded about the Rostov mountains.
    3. g_ae
      g_ae 26 March 2021 21: 57
      +12
      I think that it was not without the life-giving Father's kick. It doesn't look too much like Makei of recent years.
    4. Terenin
      Terenin 26 March 2021 23: 43
      +11
      The godfather in the cell loses his authority - the first stage.

      The second stage - he is beaten by his own "sixes"
    5. RealPilot
      RealPilot 27 March 2021 00: 33
      +14
      This is what I understand, with all proletarian determination! good

      Vladimir Vladimirovich is a self-possessed and diplomatic man, intelligently disgraced the boor ... And Biden fled from the challenge, stumbling on the "stairway to heaven."

      And Lukashenka is direct and specific. He has already wiped his feet on the State Department, as no one has wiped for a long time. I don’t believe THAT was not shown to him before shipping. laughing

      Well, Duterte I remember how he called Obama the son of a female dog, and suddenly "made friends" with Trump. But there, in an Asian way, it is rough and, on the whole, idle, the level of development of "diplomacy" is lower.

      But, gentlemen, there is a tendency to distribute kicks to the lame lion ... Putin, Erdogan, and now Lukashenko - all trampled on the feeble president of a decrepit superpower!
      1. tralflot1832
        tralflot1832 27 March 2021 04: 35
        +5
        And the Chinese in Anchorage, also reread the Renmin ribao, enjoyed it!
  2. Falx
    Falx 26 March 2021 20: 22
    +27
    a worthy answer to lying freaks!
  3. iouris
    iouris 26 March 2021 20: 24
    +7
    Here's a radish! Alaska is ours. Take Georgia as an example.
    1. XXXIII
      XXXIII 27 March 2021 19: 12
      -3
      Quote: iouris
      Here's a radish! Alaska is ours. Take Georgia as an example.

      Yes, they said in the case, only the United States is the United States, and at home it was necessary that it was peaceful. And I don't see anything wrong with criticizing AL. Russia went through this, they smeared the country's sovereignty on the newspapers, but then don't say anything, otherwise in a paddy wagon. This is not how things are done in their home. Strange, the closer to Europe, the more severe the methods, the Maidan, paddy wagons, executions, overthrow, gas. fellow
      Beating your people is the last thing!
  4. RealPilot
    RealPilot 26 March 2021 20: 24
    +31
    Elegant!
    Standing clapping! good hi bully
  5. figwam
    figwam 26 March 2021 20: 24
    +32
    No worries for you, no partners for you! That's what I understand, the answer!
  6. knn54
    knn54 26 March 2021 20: 25
    +45
    And what is the ending:
    "We sincerely wish the entire American people unity, and also without stumbling up the steps of the American dream. We hope that the positive trend in our relations will continue and together we will come to the moment when we can happily meet the US Sixth Fleet at the maritime borders of Belarus!"
    1. Artyom Karagodin
      Artyom Karagodin 27 March 2021 02: 10
      +8
      Yes, the original must be read, of course. A retelling is a retelling. And the ending is the culmination! Damn, if Psaki was asked what she thinks about the friendly call of the 6th fleet at the ports of Belarus, so that she would answer laughing ?
      1. Novichek)
        Novichek) 28 March 2021 17: 34
        0
        KVNschik wrote unequivocally! ) Belarusians have always been in the lead in terms of resourcefulness!)
  7. WIKI
    WIKI 26 March 2021 20: 32
    +1
    We admire the courage and determination of American heroes, including J. Assange
    By all accounts, he is an Australian "hero".
    1. iouris
      iouris 26 March 2021 21: 04
      +8
      So Assange is an anti-American hero. Since the United States claims to be the metropolis, so is the American one. Our younger generation since 1985 watches mostly or exclusively American films.
    2. sergo1914
      sergo1914 26 March 2021 23: 25
      +4
      Quote: WIKI
      We admire the courage and determination of American heroes, including J. Assange
      By all accounts, he is an Australian "hero".


      He is a hero in many places.
  8. paul3390
    paul3390 26 March 2021 20: 33
    +10
    It was necessary to promise more preferential supplies of Belarusian weapons in order to bring the US army to more or less modern standards .. And also - the provision of Belarusian "freedom molecules" to the freezing residents of Texas ..
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  10. Gennady Fomkin
    Gennady Fomkin 26 March 2021 20: 40
    +1
    Balakirev moved to White Russia. laughing ..
  11. CAT BAIYUN
    CAT BAIYUN 26 March 2021 20: 41
    +20
    As they have already imposed their "teeth" with their democracy .... When I hear the next pearls from the USA, I get the feeling that these speeches are uttered by a not quite healthy old man who has forgotten that it is time to change the diaper .... Recently The USA, it seems to me, is completely out of touch with reality. Or just exist in another reality ... it's hard to say. And on the topic of congratulations - let them take all the representatives of the "free Belarusian people" along with our wishes. And they feed and groom and cherish them for the money of their taxpayers ... Here all these idlers, "protestoids" have not fallen into any place to anyone .... Take them for yourself, striped dogs.
    1. RVAPatriot
      RVAPatriot 28 March 2021 12: 25
      +1
      And this does not remind you of "Professor Dowell's head", only in the American interpretation ... so she speaks for everyone ...
      1. CAT BAIYUN
        CAT BAIYUN 28 March 2021 20: 43
        0
        Yes, there is a huge field for fantasies ... Just as huge and boundless as the breadth of fantasies during senile dementia ... I'm wondering how striped dogs will go through this whole situation and what "costs" all mankind will have to pay in the process of growing up this of the young state.
  12. faterdom
    faterdom 26 March 2021 20: 50
    +18
    Eh, Zadornov did not live.
    And Repin is in demand again, to depict the canvas how the Belarusians write a letter to the chief kagan.
  13. Viktor Afanasev
    Viktor Afanasev 26 March 2021 20: 51
    +13
    Well done !!! drinks good
    With humor !!!
    A worthy answer to Chamberlain! angry
  14. ruben morelli
    ruben morelli 26 March 2021 20: 54
    +11
    Great answer, very ingenious, congratulations. !!
  15. tralflot1832
    tralflot1832 26 March 2021 20: 56
    +11
    On Monday, Psaki goes to the office and expresses his next concern with Belarus .. Poles, Balts with Ukraine should rush to defend their feudal lord!
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 26 March 2021 21: 10
      +10
      Quote: tralflot1832
      Poles, Balts with Ukraine must rush to defend their feudal lord.!

      The Balts are busy now. They were instructed to bark at China. Ukraine could have yapped something, but Zelensky's Bidon has not scratched his ear yet and he does not know what he will lose economically and who will compensate for the losses if Grygorych waves his sword in the same way as he waved with the Baltic transit. The Poles remain.
      1. tralflot1832
        tralflot1832 26 March 2021 21: 17
        +8
        Duc they first of all need, Psaki through Poland will probably start digging the sea for the 6th US fleet. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Belarus simply demands, wants to greet him with a pen from the shore. By the way, about the girls (Balts). Today the first gasoline from Belarus for export arrived in Ust Luga.
  16. Nyrobsky
    Nyrobsky 26 March 2021 20: 57
    +11
    Well done! So deliciously mattresses in their own shit with a face dipped !!! good
  17. cniza
    cniza 26 March 2021 21: 06
    +9
    The Belarusian appeal to the United States (full version - on the official website of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus) has already been called a worthy response to "Washington, which has lost its sense of reality" and "trolling of American pseudo-democracy of the 80th level"


    Well done indeed ...
    1. Pete mitchell
      Pete mitchell 26 March 2021 21: 19
      +10
      hi
      Quote: cniza
      Well done indeed ...
      Modestly and tastefully; applaud
      1. Terenin
        Terenin 26 March 2021 23: 50
        +6
        Quote: cniza
        The Belarusian appeal to the United States (full version - on the official website of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus) has already been called a worthy response to "Washington, which has lost its sense of reality" and "trolling of American pseudo-democracy of the 80th level"


        Well done indeed ...

        Quote: Pete Mitchell
        hi
        Quote: cniza
        Well done indeed ...
        Modestly and tastefully; applaud

        Well, I'm not red-haired or multi-vector either. I applaud too drinks

        Hi hi
        1. Pete mitchell
          Pete mitchell 27 March 2021 02: 06
          +2
          Quote: Terenin
          I applaud too

          hi Gennady, I think everyone who is in their right mind, applauded the speech of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus: an excellent example. The opinion is only mine, but the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation is stuck in its own traditions and other factors: but like this, it would be worth trolling amers in a day, since they give reasons
          1. Clear
            Clear 27 March 2021 09: 43
            +4
            Quote: Pete Mitchell
            Quote: Terenin
            I applaud too

            hi Gennady, I think everyone who is in their right mind, applauded the speech of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus: an excellent example. The opinion is only mine, but the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation is stuck in its own traditions and other factors: but like this, it would be worth trolling amers in a day, since they give reasons

            Michelle, Gennady, hello hi Let's hope that the Russian "battleship" is deployed more slowly, for example, than a corvette.
            Moreover, there are many who do not allow the steering wheel to be turned. Do you remember how M. Zakharova was almost eaten with giblets when she comically commented on the visit of Serbian President Aleksandr Vucic to the White House.
          2. Terenin
            Terenin 27 March 2021 10: 00
            +4
            Quote: Pete Mitchell
            Gennady, I think everyone who is in their right mind, applauded the speech of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Belarus: an excellent example.

            As always, they are waiting for the go-ahead from the Supreme ... and I agree with Yasna, the empire is different from ... not empires.
            1. Pete mitchell
              Pete mitchell 27 March 2021 10: 26
              +3
              Quote: Terenin
              ..the empire is different from ... not empires.
              I think we will see this in the near future, the situation is as follows: harness slowly, drive fast .. hi good morning
  18. tralflot1832
    tralflot1832 26 March 2021 21: 07
    +11
    This is already part of the trend, the Chinese dunked well in Anchorage in the USA too. .Europe in general, with England swept away. The other day. They sanctioned twice as many firms and politicians. Especially England was offended, even the Chinese ambassador was summoned to the Foreign Ministry.
    1. Gato
      Gato 27 March 2021 10: 20
      +6
      England offended

      By the way, on April 25, the royal family and the entire British people could be congratulated on Cromwell's birthday! They will be pleased fellow
      1. tralflot1832
        tralflot1832 27 March 2021 10: 39
        +2
        Stunned as you know the history of England! Obviously not an egeshnik.
        1. Gato
          Gato 27 March 2021 10: 42
          +2
          Obviously not a geek

          Mercy for a compliment laughing I also read A. Dumas as a child.
  19. Viktor Sergeev
    Viktor Sergeev 26 March 2021 21: 08
    +7
    The United States will soon attack the United States, for this there are all the prerequisites: lack of democracy (falsification of elections, violation of freedom of speech, racism, corruption, support for terrorism around the world) and there is also oil.
  20. mark_rod
    mark_rod 26 March 2021 21: 13
    -8
    Great answer! First, the Chinese, and now the Belarusians have registered! Learn Putin!
    1. sniperino
      sniperino 27 March 2021 08: 47
      +6
      Quote: mark_rod
      First, the Chinese, and now the Belarusians have registered! Learn Putin!
      Who needs to learn from whom. Don't you think that if not for Putin and Russia, then China and Belarus would have a much narrower range of diplomatic rhetoric in relations with the United States?
  21. Petrol cutter
    Petrol cutter 26 March 2021 21: 13
    +3
    Does the US know where Belarus is?
    Wow....
    By the way, this is how our colleagues like to be called in principle. Not Belarus / but Belarus
    1. tralflot1832
      tralflot1832 26 March 2021 21: 22
      +2
      Vaguely, they know that it exists, but they do not know that it is not washed by the seas. Belarus is lucky, there are no seas, no problems from the Americans, such as the 6th fleet.
      1. Petrol cutter
        Petrol cutter 26 March 2021 21: 58
        +2
        But she has land friends at her side.
        For example, Poland, and there are also guys ...
      2. sergo1914
        sergo1914 26 March 2021 23: 27
        +2
        Quote: tralflot1832
        Vaguely, they know that it exists, but they do not know that it is not washed by the seas. Belarus is lucky, there are no seas, no problems from the Americans, such as the 6th fleet.


        Washed away. America knows something. And for a long time.
      3. Avior
        Avior 27 March 2021 00: 07
        +2
        Come on, not washed, she is the leader in the production of seafood :)
    2. Paragraph Epitafievich Y.
      Paragraph Epitafievich Y. 27 March 2021 00: 44
      0
      Quote: Benzorez
      Does the US know where Belarus is?

      The employees of the US Embassy in Minsk who concocted congratulations on the historically insignificant date - yes, I think they know roughly where they are. laughing
    3. parathyron
      parathyron 27 March 2021 12: 33
      0
      In fact, they call themselves Belarus ...
      1. Petrol cutter
        Petrol cutter 27 March 2021 17: 05
        0
        To blame. I will be corrected.
        And what about the article, then Belarus, then Belarus? ..
        Although, give a damn about it all. Here, completely different problems are troubling ...
        And what does anyone call themselves there ... It's the tenth thing.
        In any case, they have already shown their allied reliability. recourse
  22. Cowbra
    Cowbra 26 March 2021 21: 16
    +9
    shine laughing
    This is even cooler than how they cut off the grandfather-on-punch cards. And again - everything is on the case
  23. Holuay T.O
    Holuay T.O 26 March 2021 21: 20
    -15%
    The Belarusians there in Grodno have huge columns of troops moving forward, I saw from the video
    1. nPuBaTuP
      nPuBaTuP 27 March 2021 07: 15
      +1
      Videos from mattresses?
  24. tralflot1832
    tralflot1832 26 March 2021 21: 28
    +10
    Yes, the answer of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Belarus overshadowed our exercises in the north. We also had fun, to call the exercises the expedition "Umka 2021". Still funny.
  25. Oleg Aviator
    Oleg Aviator 26 March 2021 21: 30
    +4
    Well done. They answered well in almost plain text.
  26. Coconut
    Coconut 26 March 2021 21: 35
    +1
    .... funny
  27. Xenofont
    Xenofont 26 March 2021 21: 38
    +8
    The story of an American voter who is a dry-headed democracy: - I'm going to the polling station, and along the road ... the dead are standing with ballots .... and silence-ah-ah ... in the whole world!
  28. Sasha from Uralmash
    Sasha from Uralmash 26 March 2021 21: 39
    +1
    Bravo! Trolling99LVL! Well, good! Not everything for the cat is a butter dish!
  29. 1536
    1536 26 March 2021 21: 58
    +2
    Well, well done! And in Russia it would be time to think about relocating the US Embassy to New Moscow closer to the Kaluga Region, for example, as part of a renovation.
    1. kot423
      kot423 26 March 2021 23: 25
      +2
      Quote: 1536
      closer to the Kaluga region, for example, as part of the renovation.
      Reply

      Nafig, nafig. Such a thing for us in the region and don’t get it for nothing laughing Better in the tundra, they belong there.
      1. Prisoner
        Prisoner 27 March 2021 00: 12
        +2
        To Chukotka. From there they are close to home.
  30. Aleksandre
    Aleksandre 26 March 2021 22: 06
    0
    Yes, the author is definitely not dull Piskov ... wassat
  31. Maksim_ms
    Maksim_ms 26 March 2021 22: 14
    +5
    It is time for Russia to respond in such a way to the statements of the West. You need to stop showing coldness
  32. Esaul
    Esaul 26 March 2021 22: 23
    0
    Well done! Ours would have neither the brains nor the courage to answer such a question.
  33. dzvero
    dzvero 26 March 2021 22: 28
    +12
    The text will definitely enter the gold fund of world diplomacy smile
    I didn't believe it at first.
    Read ...
    Reread ... Once again ...
    The authors of the text demonstrated aerobatics. It seems that the message is clear, the addressee's pressure jumped, but you won't mind. The tone is calm, benevolent, where quotes from their leaders and facts of history are needed ...
    1. Uma palata
      Uma palata 28 March 2021 06: 16
      +2
      This magnificent text, in my humble opinion, should really be reproduced in gold letters on a specially highlighted beautiful granite slab, near the American embassy. They will be pleased to see our understanding of their problems.
  34. Medvedevvvvv
    Medvedevvvvv 26 March 2021 22: 30
    -37%
    Hmm. Actually, this is rudeness, covered with a semblance of humor of the "Full House" level. So, in Belarus, thousands of people are repressed in one way or another. And it's not funny even once. Therefore, only individuals who have not fully evolved can rejoice and call it a drop dead witty answer.
    1. g_ae
      g_ae 26 March 2021 22: 42
      +18
      Individuals who have not fully evolved laugh at the jokes of Skorokhod or Komissarenko from comedicallab, Nevzorov, Katz, Varlamov Echo, Dozhd, etc. And in the dark they yell "zhyvebeligus" from the balconies. Yes, they shit with bchb shit.
      1. Medvedevvvvv
        Medvedevvvvv 26 March 2021 22: 52
        -24%
        I will only answer with a quote: "It is high time for you to change the captain in your little head, because he is drunk in the ass."
        And from Mr. Lukashenko we expect entertainment in the style of the unforgettable philanthropist Idi Amin in the form of a declaration of war on the United States and a celebration of victory and peace the next day due to the absence of an opponent.
        1. g_ae
          g_ae 26 March 2021 23: 23
          +11
          Judging by the "smart" comment, even changing the captain will not help you. And there seems to be nowhere to place it.
        2. Uma palata
          Uma palata 28 March 2021 06: 11
          +1
          Too late to rush about, Dear friend, your masters have just taken a strong and tasteful love for them.
    2. Lech from Android.
      Lech from Android. 26 March 2021 22: 46
      +8
      Rudeness is when the United States climbs rudely and shamelessly into the internal affairs of Belarus.
      So the good fellows Belarusians adequately responded to the world hegemon.
      There is no need to lie about the repression in Belarus, those who decided to arrange a Maidan there were answered according to the laws of Belarus for their illegal deeds.
      1. Medvedevvvvv
        Medvedevvvvv 26 March 2021 23: 13
        -27%
        Damn right you are! Sly and imperceptibly, like a spoonful of jam in morning yogurt! Especially the fact that Belarusians buy dollars at the first opportunity and for the entire salary in order to live when the potato dictator goes to feed.
        1. kot423
          kot423 26 March 2021 23: 32
          +10
          Quote: Medvedevvvvv
          Especially the fact that Belarusians buy dollars at the first opportunity and for the entire salary in order to live when the potato dictator goes to feed.

          Oh, how you are puffed up ... Is there a real alternative? Or Tihanovskaya from Lithuania is your ideal for the presidency? Or maybe you are torn, or just bark, earning points of implacable?
          1. Medvedevvvvv
            Medvedevvvvv 26 March 2021 23: 45
            -23%
            And please tell me, what would be the alternative if all candidates were planted in advance? And they simply beat Tikhanovskaya and co, without thinking, and she managed to go abroad, and not behind bars.
            I just love the Belarusians equally and despise their former president.
            1. kot423
              kot423 27 March 2021 00: 08
              +12
              Quote: Medvedevvvvv
              And they simply beat Tikhanovskaya and co, without thinking, and she managed to go abroad, and not behind bars.

              Another delirium? Tikhanovskaya ssykotno dumped, although screaming about patriotism. And I don’t envy the Belarusians, if such a nonentity, creeping under the mattresses, is allowed into power ... Did you not teach anything with Nuland cookies? And the scheme is one-to-one, and Lukashenka should be thanked just for not letting the country into chaos. Regarding the lattice - there is a law, bad, good, but it is. Or are the Protestants above and do not apply to them? Then this is not a law, but a mockery - you can beat the cops, but there are no Protestants?
    3. Paragraph Epitafievich Y.
      Paragraph Epitafievich Y. 27 March 2021 00: 58
      +2
      Quote: Medvedevvvvv
      Hmm. Actually, this is rudeness, covered with a semblance of humor of the "Full House" level.

      I personally hate it when talking heads exercise their wit, but here a provincial foreign policy official showed a very good stand-up. I give it credit. I call it the 'Kamidi Club'.
    4. Paranoid50
      Paranoid50 27 March 2021 01: 50
      +2
      Quote: Medvedevvvvv
      in Belarus, thousands of people are repressed in one way or another. And it's not funny even once.

      Yes, Nikitos, indeed, to tears ... wassat It's just a holiday when something like this appears ... let's have some fun, even if not for long. fellow
    5. tralflot1832
      tralflot1832 27 March 2021 03: 32
      +5
      In Belarus, the President showed that he is not a rag, unlike the USA. And there was nothing to rush at the police in Belarus, in the United States in such cases they simply shoot. Rejoice that children do not knock on their parents if they went to "protest" on Saturdays and Sundays.
    6. Uma palata
      Uma palata 28 March 2021 06: 17
      +1
      Darling, change your shoes. Spring came.
  35. Gato
    Gato 26 March 2021 23: 29
    +9
    About the 160th anniversary of the Constitution of the Confederation - it's beautiful fellow
  36. alien
    alien 26 March 2021 23: 58
    +5
    The United States congratulates the Belarusian people on March 25 and looks forward to that day ...

    "If a holy shout shouts:
    “Throw you Russia, live in paradise!”,
    I will say: "Do not paradise
    Give my homeland. "

    Sergey Alexandrovich Yesenin
  37. sharp-lad
    sharp-lad 27 March 2021 00: 15
    +1
    Respect and respect, that's the way it should be! The same end on these impudent mugs!
  38. Prisoner
    Prisoner 27 March 2021 00: 18
    +4
    Eh, there are no artists at the level of Repin today. Gorgeous plot disappears "Belarusians write a letter to the leadership of the US diplomatic mission."
  39. Paragraph Epitafievich Y.
    Paragraph Epitafievich Y. 27 March 2021 00: 18
    -5
    Not bad. Manya Zakharova is resting.
  40. Prisoner
    Prisoner 27 March 2021 00: 28
    +6
    "... without stumbling up the stairs of the American Dream." (from) laughing It is a masterpiece! Definitely a masterpiece!
  41. Evil 55
    Evil 55 27 March 2021 03: 14
    +5
    Well, what can you say ... Not every state in the modern world is capable of such a worthy response to a pseudo-hegemon ..
  42. tolmachiev51
    tolmachiev51 27 March 2021 04: 15
    +2
    They will not understand anything, their brains are digitized !!! - "Why can't the 6th fleet visit RB" !?
  43. skif8013
    skif8013 27 March 2021 06: 50
    +2
    Handsome !!!)
  44. Skarpzd
    Skarpzd 27 March 2021 07: 01
    +1
    however well done Belarusians !!!
  45. Growlers
    Growlers 27 March 2021 09: 49
    +2
    Oh well done!
  46. nonsense
    nonsense 27 March 2021 10: 43
    +1
    belay play dangerous .. Belarusians ... So you can wait for American aircraft carriers off the Belarusian coast ...
  47. svoit
    svoit 27 March 2021 11: 00
    -2
    Jokes are jokes, and you can learn a lot of useful things from the United States, the problem is that in Russia too much comes from the president, and the rest slow down and without his approval they are afraid to do anything
  48. Alexander Zima
    Alexander Zima 27 March 2021 11: 12
    +1
    The main thing here is to correctly translate ... otherwise the Yankees will think that FATHER has declared war on them and will trample the 6th fleet to the shores of Belarus.
  49. Anton S
    Anton S 27 March 2021 12: 48
    0
    https://news.tut.by/economics/724135.html
  50. Thompson
    Thompson 27 March 2021 13: 01
    +1
    Aerobatics in trolling!
    1. demo
      demo 27 March 2021 14: 34
      0
      I liked how subtly they said.
      Admired.
      Well done brothers-Belarusians.
      Look, and our "regrets" will begin to "correspond to the moment."