"She's Back": Jen Psaki says the truth needs to be brought back to the briefing room

The first steps and the first statements by representatives of the new US administration have been made. Joseph Biden, who took office the day before, began by immediately repealing several decrees of Donald Trump. Biden returned the United States to the World Health Organization as well as the Paris Climate Agreement. In addition, the 46th President of the United States ordered to stop the construction of the wall on the border with Mexico and lifted the ban on entry to the United States for citizens of a number of Muslim countries.

According to Biden, against the backdrop of the pandemic and climate problems, the United States "cannot afford to leave these problems without attention and resolution."

The first speech of Jen Psaki took place, which, as you know, even before Biden's inauguration, was declared a member of his (at that time, future) administration. She took over as spokesman for the White House and gave the first briefing.

Psaki's statement from the category "you can't imagine it on purpose":

Mr. President invited me to work in this position. He and I exchanged views on the work and came to the conclusion that it is necessary to return the truth to the briefing room.

According to Jen Psaki, "the main thing is to restore American confidence."

Thus, the lady who took office of the White House press secretary is trying to declare that at one time during the briefings she spoke exclusively the truth from the rostrum? About "Rostov mountains" and about "pumping gas through Ukraine from west to east" ...

As noted by users on social networks:

She's back, now the briefings will be even funnier.

Comments

[Victor_B]

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!
Soon we will learn a lot of new and very interesting things in geography.
(Urgently pump out water from the Belarusian Sea through the Belarusian mountains! Otherwise, the AUG will drive it to Minsk.)
Finally, White House briefings are fun again!
We need to replenish stocks of popcorn.

[voronin]

She took over as spokesman for the White House

I am sure many of us will be delighted with her return. After all, such "pearls" gave out!

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: voronin

She took over as spokesman for the White House

I am sure many of us will be delighted with her return. After all, such "pearls" gave out!

How I was waiting for her! How I missed her! Without this "smart" American political life is insipid and boring. A clear example of the shining peaks of the world's best American education.

I don’t know, maybe I was particularly “lucky in life. Or I communicated exclusively with Americans who“ reached the top of the Texas bottom ”, but ALL Americans with whom I had to communicate are absolutely the same as my beloved Psaki. Absolutely incompetent in elementary matters, not They understand when they are openly trolled. They readily admit that they "have not sufficiently studied this issue" and all this with an adhered smile of Buratino - from ear to ear. How can the answer to the question "Where is China be located on the map?" (On the Russian-language map of the world, they start looking for him in Africa).

[Hunter 2]

Igor Meehan won't forgive you This is love in his whole life! Probably in the morning "tears" accordions !!!

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Hunter 2

Igor Meehan won't forgive you This is love in his whole life! Probably in the morning "tears" accordions !!!

"Duel! Immediately! Shoot through the handkerchief!"

[Pete mitchell]

Quote: Zoldat_A

Duel! Immediately!

Indeed, Jane was just appointed, and we already have serious passions.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Pete Mitchell

Quote: Zoldat_A

Duel! Immediately!

Indeed, Jane was just appointed, and we already have serious passions.

Whether there will be more! ... With every press conference more and more people fall in love with her ...

[Pete mitchell]

Well, how can she not be happy, because she brings fun every day

[Tatyana]

"She's Back": Jen Psaki says the truth needs to be brought back to the briefing room

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Jane Psaki Gags Compilation Plus IQ Test

[Tatyana]

Here are some more of the coolest briefing videos in which Jane Psaki expresses delusional thoughts without noticing what she is saying.

Coolest insanity Jane Psaki

[Tatyana]

Jane Psaki has a special female talent in the cutest way to say nonsense with a smart look, and therefore there are many audience fans among men!
For example.

Andrey Mukhin
5 years ago
I'm a fan of her. Give birth faster and return to us. I miss!

Jane Psaki explains how the Russians moved an island in the Arctic

[Vladimir Mashkov]

"Mr. President invited me to work in this position. We exchanged views with him on the work and came to the conclusion that it is necessary to return the truth to the briefing room."

Well, that's it! Hold on tight so you don't get caught in the laughter! We will not hear the truth from the red-haired clown Psaki, of course, but we will laugh at her marasmus-psakisms pretty much! We are waiting, sir!
She has a pretty role: a charming fool.

[Private-K]

Quote: Pete Mitchell

Quote: Zoldat_A

Duel! Immediately!

Indeed, Jane was just appointed, and we already have serious passions.

Jane Psaki, with her mouth, incredibly excites the Russian-speaking audience.

[dorz]

I also like her, Lavrov, everyone likes Psaki. Never be left without work ...

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

but ALL Americans with whom I had to communicate are absolutely the same as my beloved Psaki.

Do you remember how M. Zadornov told how an amersky scientist almost got off the ground when the request was 2 + 2x2 =? the calculator issued 8 and comp 6

[Zoldat_A]

Sergey, !

Quote: Lipchanin

Do you remember how M. Zadornov told how an amersky scientist almost got off the ground when the request was 2 + 2x2 =? the calculator issued 8 and comp 6

I recall (sorry, it was not included in the film) the epic in the madhouse with the accountant Berlaga from The Golden Calf. In particular, the geographer, who went crazy after not finding the Bering Strait hemispheres on the map due to a typo.

The geographer went crazy completely unexpectedly: one day he looked at the map of both hemispheres and did not find the Bering Strait on it. All day the old teacher rummaged through the map. Everything was in place: New Foundland, and the Suez Canal, and Madagascar, and the Sandwich Islands with the main city of Honolulu, and even the Popocatepetl volcano, and there was no Bering Strait. And right there, at the map, the old man started off. This was a kind madman who did not harm anyone ...

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

In particular, a geographer who lost his mind after not finding the Bering Strait hemispheres on a map due to a typo.

Also, the Banderlog go crazy and go berserk when in the foreign press on the maps Crimea is designated as the territory of Russia
Igor,

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Lipchanin

Also, the Banderlog go crazy and go berserk when in the foreign press on the maps Crimea is designated as the territory of Russia

I made the picture myself five years ago. I checked it on purpose - Yandex is still the same "peace-loving".

[Lipchanin]

Well what, but they know how to get out

[Pereira]

They got out badly. On the Ukrainian map, you also need to paint over the Kuban. Let the poor rejoice.

[halpat]

Quote: Zoldat_A

Quote: Lipchanin

Also, the Banderlog go crazy and go berserk when in the foreign press on the maps Crimea is designated as the territory of Russia

I made the picture myself five years ago. I checked it on purpose - Yandex is still the same "peace-loving".

So Yandex, as far as I understand, is not a Russian company and it did not happen yesterday.
The entourage is Russian, and the "faces" are Russian (according to a long-established tradition in Yandex ), but is registered in Holland, that is, dividends and all sorts of other buns go to Holland.
Approximately, like Tinkoff Bank, only Tinkov has Great Britain, and a little earlier the USA in general, in its pure form :)

Correct if I am mistaken.

Jen Psaki !!! I'm a fan of her This is not Zakharova or Simonyan.
Right now it will start sending American fleets to the Ryazan coast.

[Usher]

Quote: Halpat

Quote: Zoldat_A

Quote: Lipchanin

Also, the Banderlog go crazy and go berserk when in the foreign press on the maps Crimea is designated as the territory of Russia

I made the picture myself five years ago. I checked it on purpose - Yandex is still the same "peace-loving".

So Yandex, as far as I understand, is not a Russian company and it did not happen yesterday.
The entourage is Russian, and the "faces" are Russian (according to a long-established tradition in Yandex ), but is registered in Holland, that is, dividends and all sorts of other buns go to Holland.
Approximately, like Tinkoff Bank, only Tinkov has Great Britain, and a little earlier the USA in general, in its pure form :)

So then people wonder why people live well in Europe. We also provide them. Although I myself use Tinkov, it is more convenient and faster than Sberbank.

[halpat]

So it's not about the bank, as such, or Yandex, because it works well and conveniently in Russia.
Yandex has no successful projects abroad, the yangou taxi is bent, as I understand it. I do not know of Tinkov's projects abroad. Maybe eat, but somehow not hear.
That is, they hammer the money in Russia and transfer it abroad.
Being in the holy confidence that no one will touch them there.
Mr. Tinkov was shown not so long ago how it was, they presented him with claims for 1.3 yards of dollars. The investigation is underway. Tax evasion. I could be wrong in numbers.
Yandex will wait too. 100% sure.
If he doesn't sell his homeland with giblets. And he will sell. Your (personal) shirt is closer to your body.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Usher

So then people wonder why people live well in Europe. We also provide them. Although I myself use Tinkov, it is more convenient and faster than Sberbank.

I personally, as an individual, do not provide for anyone. I do not have a card - I use it as under Tsar Pea - cash. As a legal entity I use VTB, but there my sister-chief accountant stands firmly on guard of the interests of the company. I do not climb.

[Simargl]

Quote: Zoldat_A

I checked it on purpose - Yandex is still the same "peace-loving".

It is interesting.
With the "joke" of Yandex-Alice "Crimea is yours" and avoiding a direct answer.
Crimea is also Russian on yandex.com/maps.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Simargl

Quote: Zoldat_A

I checked it on purpose - Yandex is still the same "peace-loving".

It is interesting.
With the "joke" of Yandex-Alice "Crimea is yours" and avoiding a direct answer.
Crimea is also Russian on yandex.com/maps.

It is interesting that Yandex-Alice, even a resident of Mozambique, according to this logic, will answer that Crimea is his ...

[halpat]

Quote: Simargl

Quote: Zoldat_A

I checked it on purpose - Yandex is still the same "peace-loving".

It is interesting.
With the "joke" of Yandex-Alice "Crimea is yours" and avoiding a direct answer.
Crimea is also Russian on yandex.com/maps.

It is time for the competent departments of the new Washington regional committee to attend to the cleverness of this Russian, and therefore Putin's a priori, resource.

[evgen1221]

By the way, yes, there is such a smart, calculator and computer sometimes give out different numbers.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: evgen1221

By the way, yes, there is such a smart, calculator and computer sometimes give out different numbers.

The calculator considers (2 + 2) x2 - which is wrong if there are no brackets. And the computer counts 2+ (2x2) - which is correct regardless of whether there are brackets or not.

[Simargl]

Quote: Zoldat_A

The calculator considers (2 + 2) x2 - which is wrong if there are no parentheses.

Which calculator? If the usual - so there the sequence is absolute - you set it manually (brackets), i.e. what sequence of actions was introduced - this will be. But there are calculators in which you can write down a number of actions and it will calculate like a computer.

[Avior]

No, in that example everything is correct
The calculator simply counts as you enter information, and the computer counts the whole expression according to the rules of mathematics. That is, for the calculator it is incorrectly described - it was necessary to write from two consecutive expressions 2 + 2 = 4 and 4 * 2 = 8, as a real mass calculator does.
There are calculators that count after entering an expression in full - they will not have a difference with a computer.

[Lipchanin]

What are different?
The calculator counts as you enter, and the computer counts according to the program, where first multiplication and division, and then addition and subtraction

[zenion]

It doesn't matter how you enter, the main thing is to the end!

[Baloo]

Quote: Zoldat_A

How I was waiting for her! How I missed her! Without this "smart" American political life is insipid and boring. A clear example of the shining peaks of the world's best American education.

if she knew how they love her in VO, she would bloom with happiness. Marry her or something ...

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Balu

if she knew how they love her in VO, she would bloom with happiness. Marry her or something ...

Yes, I would have married myself - it's always nice to be the smartest in the house. Yes, I'm afraid my wife won't approve ...

[Krasnoyarsk]

Quote: Balu

laughing good drinks if she knew how they love her in VO, she would bloom with happiness. Marry her or something ...

So she was on maternity leave. Didn't you try? And now you are tormented - to marry, not to marry? Oh, those irresponsible men ...

[halpat]

Quote: Krasnoyarsk

Quote: Balu

laughing good drinks if she knew how they love her in VO, she would bloom with happiness. Marry her or something ...

So she was on maternity leave. Didn't you try? And now you are tormented - to marry, not to marry? Oh, those irresponsible men ...

There Obama "kissed" for sure

[Baloo]

Quote: Halpat

Quote: Krasnoyarsk

Quote: Balu

laughing good drinks if she knew how they love her in VO, she would bloom with happiness. Marry her or something ...

So she was on maternity leave. Didn't you try? And now you are tormented - to marry, not to marry? Oh, those irresponsible men ...

There Obama "kissed" for sure

And he washed his chromosomes, otherwise if the black one was born, how will he justify himself.

[halpat]

Red-haired blacks also happen :) rarely true :)

[Pete mitchell]

Quote: Krasnoyarsk

she was on maternity leave. Didn't you try?

Anecdote:
- Is BB Jane Psaki pregnant?
- And only me or all of Russia is accused of this

[zenion]

You are an egoist and want happiness only for yourself, and the rest will break off. God forbid, if she reads what you wrote, she will shoot her husband and say that he fired a clip from a revolver in his back. After all, he hit his head on the globe, hit just the mountains and died.

[shinobi]

Politicians, most likely, yes. But ordinary Americans, most likely 50/50. Direct dependence on what the work is connected with. But what is certain, they are all pontores. The difference in cultural and historical heritage.
PS: We punished one such person. Very cultured. Some kind of leavened together after putting the equipment into operation, 89 years. Well, this comrade boasted that he would easily drink 10 "drinks" without any special consequences. Our translator honestly tried to explain to him that their "drink" and our "sotochka" are not identical phenomena. But the man said, the man did. After 7 drinks in our opinion, the comrade broke down and was sent to sleep. And we continued to celebrate with the translator.

[Pete mitchell]

Quote: shinobi

After 7 drinks in our opinion, the friend broke down and ...

Hardy you got: my counterpart after the 5th said - I don't want to see you again, nothing survived after four days

[hohkn]

Quote: shinobi

After 7 drinks in our opinion, the friend broke down

Weak!

[Lipchanin]

Quote: shinobi

Well, this comrade boasted that he would easily drink 10 drinks without any special consequences.

My good friend told
He served as an officer, company commander in the GDR.
And when he wanted to drink, but there was no money, he took the soldier from the barracks and went with him to the gasht.
There he argued with the Germans that the soldier would drink 11 "drinks", and this is a bottle of vodka and will come out on his feet.
The soldier drank at the pace of a machine gun and immediately left, until he was hit in the head.
The buddy drank beer all evening for free

[unhappy]

And everyone scolds Biden, and he made so many people happy at once! Biden cheers

[prior]

Now briefings in the White House will be called - "Truth from Psaki".

[Zhan]

Quote: voronin

She took over as spokesman for the White House

I am sure many of us will be delighted with her return. After all, such "pearls" gave out!

And here I read persistently all the comments of our comrades in the forum, the mood has risen, we know how to love, joke, laugh ... And it turned out that I have nothing to say, it remains only to join everything said .. Our Zhenya, we will again inspire, so to speak "MUSE OF MILITARY REVIEW" ..

[fruc]

Watching the sequel to the series "Dumb and Dumber".

[seregatara1969]

Is it just me or is she really prettier

[zenion]

Gave out, gave and will give!

[YOUR]

Well, all poor RB. An aircraft carrier strike group led by Gerald R. Ford will soon enter the Svisloch. They may not pass under the bridges, well, nothing, dive, the depth allows.
Glory to Psaki. Jane, we are waiting for you, to hell with all sorts of humorous programs. We wait.

[Crowe]

And I caught myself thinking that I even missed her a little - it was so much fun with this girl, such unforgettable comments!
The only person from the entire new administration of the "shining city on the hill" to whom I am sincerely glad!

[Krasnoyarsk]

Quote: YOUR

Glory to Psaki. Jane, we are waiting for you, to hell with all sorts of humorous programs. We wait.

To complete the picture, it is necessary to send a journalist with the last name, I think, Lee to briefings.

[antivirus]

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!

-so soon the snow in Russia will be pink and the air sour

[Asad]

So back in November it was reported that he would return, if Biden was elected.

[Baloo]

Quote: antivirus

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!

-so soon the snow in Russia will be pink and the air sour

Having learned about psacking makaking demagoguing fucking, I remembered about a cockroach, but where did our neighbor go?

[shinobi]

The cockroach has some domestic family troubles, he has no time for politics now. Well, and winter.

[for]

Quote: Victor_B

Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!

Could they listen to Peskov during the intermission, he certainly does not reach the level, Russian competitors do not give him. And you have to give all the Western stage, it will not bring good.

[Skay]

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!

Will Matt Lee be? !! It's not cool without it !!!

[Victor_B]

Quote: Skay

Will Matt Lee be? !! It's not cool without it !!!

If he is a democrat he will be.
If he's a Republican then fuck him, not Psaki!

[your1970]

Quote: Victor_B

If he's a Republican then fuck him, not Psaki!

I think that on the contrary - they will be forced to let him in, and he will scoff at the enemy

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Victor_B

Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!

How we missed her
We will learn a lot more about geography, and not only about it

[novel66]

I even remembered a song

Lady Jane

My sweet lady Jane
when i see you again
your servant am I,
and will humbly remain
Just heed this plea, my love.
On bended knees my love
I pledge myself to lady Jane

the rollings were singing .. hello, Seryoga

[Lipchanin]

Hello Roman
Well I have only one answer

[novel66]

oh, well, here's the translation, so as not to cry over the hieroglyphs

Lady Jane

My sweet lady Jane,
when i see you again
Yours truly is me,
and humbly I will remain.
Just accept this assurance, my love.
on my knees, my love.
I promise myself to Lady Jane.

[Lipchanin]

You can't even cry for joy in the morning

[Avior]

here are the translators
what servant?
in the same place it is directly written - she is talking with her sideboard!

Your servant am I

He says so to her, I grit your sideboard!
That's what self-isolation brings people to, talking to a sideboard!
She needs to get married ...

[novel66]

this is he Mick Jagger, please love

[Avior]

well he is an expert
eight children from five women all the same.
The sideboard turns out to be pretending ...

[novel66]

apart from reprehensible connections

[Baloo]

Quote: Lipchanin

Hello Roman
Well I have only one answer

Sergey, is this not about the Chinese red cap?

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Balu

Sergey, is this not about the Chinese red cap?

God knows her
Maybe about Zhenya Psaki

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Victor_B

Finally, White House briefings are fun again!

Where there is "Ural dumplings"

[Victor_B]

Quote: Lipchanin

Where there is "Ural dumplings"

Don't touch the domestic manufacturer!
"Pelmeni" is better!

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Victor_B

Don't touch the domestic manufacturer!

Throne

"Pelmeni" is better!

And Zhenya is funnier

[shinobi]

The fact that her bosses have a nuclear button is a little funny.

[novel66]

what if she got wiser?

[Lipchanin]

Quote: novel xnumx

what if she got wiser?

After childbirth?

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: novel xnumx

what if she got wiser?

Talent is forever.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

Talent is forever.

And you won't drink it

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Lipchanin

Quote: Zoldat_A

Talent is forever.

And you won't drink it

Yes, she is sober, d [....]. Where else can she drink ... He composes such a thing - it becomes scary for geography.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

He composes such things - it becomes scary for geography.

And not only
She was not only a freak in geography

[Egoza]

Quote: Lipchanin

She was not only a freak in geography

But now she knows what a "carousel" is !!!!!

[U-58]

Well, if only suddenly ...

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Victor_B

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!
Soon we will learn a lot of new and very interesting things in geography.

It seems that the ancestors of Psaki were also ancient Sumerians, they also loved geography, digging seas, digging mountains.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: tihonmarine

to break through mountains.

Pour

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Lipchanin

Pour

Probably somewhere they dug tunnels, and somewhere they built the Cordillera.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: tihonmarine

Probably somewhere they dug tunnels,

Nah, when they dug the Black Sea, the land went to the Caucasus Mountains

[venik]

Quote: Victor_B

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!

=========
He flew away, but promised to return!

Ur-r-ra! "Cutie Jane" is back with us !!!
It will not be boring !!! Looking forward to it in advance!

[koramax81]

Quote: Victor_B

Hooray!
Jen Psaki is back in the ranks!
Soon we will learn a lot of new and very interesting things in geography.
(Urgently pump out water from the Belarusian Sea through the Belarusian mountains! Otherwise, the AUG will drive it to Minsk.)
Finally, White House briefings are fun again!
We need to replenish stocks of popcorn.

I hate this lady, but she never spoke about the US Navy off the coast of Belarus. This meme jumps after one report on NTV.

[Proton]

Deffchonka fire! I was always looking forward to her pearls!

[Masha]

even bored ...

[novel66]

hi there , and Mihan will be so glad!

[Masha]

and Meehan will be so glad!

old soldier, he doesn't know the words of love ...
greeting!

[novel66]

will find anything for her

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Masha

even bored ...

They are definitely bored, even though Jen is a self-made showman, but it's nice to listen, to laugh, but Pan Ze is a professional showman, but when he opens his mouth, at least plug his ears.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: tihonmarine

self-grown showman, but nice to listen to, laugh, but Pan Ze is a professional showman, but he opens his mouth, at least plug his ears.

They must be changed in places

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Lipchanin

They must be changed in places

Well, Jen will be more confused.

[Deniska999]

Laughing at her, remember each time about Peskov. He speaks no better.

[tarabar]

And what about Peskov? Emotions and political preferences aside, he acts very professionally, it is difficult to catch him on contradictions, ignorance of facts or lack of erudition. His task is to cover up the boss in the media sphere, to correctly interpret some statements and sometimes serve as a lightning rod, and he copes with this. Worse, when the press secretary sits in a puddle, the entire administration, together with the boss, is in the puddle. Although I do not deny Psaki is funny and "lively", not a cold autoinformer.

[Pilot]

Yes, Peskov is nonsense, that's where she is against Mani? Neither sing, dance, nor get married in the camp of the enemy .. He cannot even challenge an opponent to a duel ...

[Avior]

Do not underestimate this, the domestic supplier of information, then :))
The boss appreciated him for a long time

Yes, he himself agrees

“Let's not forget that I am a person who is officially“ carrying a blizzard ”(laughs). To insure himself against punctures, the press secretary has only one way out: to be silent. But why is a press secretary needed then? "

[Polite Moose]

Biden returned the United States to the World Health Organization as well as the Paris Climate Agreement. In addition, the 46th President of the United States ordered to stop the construction of the wall on the border with Mexico and lifted the ban on entry to the United States for citizens of a number of Muslim countries.

Since such a booze has gone, since the new broomstick is sweeping so radically in a new way, can it then replace the anti-Russian sanctions with humanitarian aid?

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Polite Moose

Biden returned the United States to the World Health Organization as well as the Paris Climate Agreement. In addition, the 46th President of the United States ordered to stop the construction of the wall on the border with Mexico and lifted the ban on entry to the United States for citizens of a number of Muslim countries.

Since such a booze has gone, since the new broomstick is sweeping so radically in a new way, can it then replace the anti-Russian sanctions with humanitarian aid?

One feels that now the policy will go like our "non-brothers". Those, not thinking whether it is necessary or not, good for the country or bad - if only not like Russia, if only the other way around. Say "white" - they will have "black". You say wet, they say dry.

So here - if Trump did, then good or bad - you need to redo the opposite. You don't have to think about it. All Biden's decrees are predictable in this sense. View Trump's orders and turn them 180 degrees.

[Polite Moose]

Quote: Zoldat_A

good for the country or bad - if only not like Russia, if only the other way around.

I would still understand these gestures if the p-s were posing as a bad and good police officer. But they seem to have a genetic rejection of each other by Democrats and Republicans. So the extras went on the principle: "to unleash the dumplings, smoke into the chimney, out into the bottom."
We look further. "Game of Thrones" season 9.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Polite Elk

So the extras went on the principle: "to unleash the dumplings, smoke into the chimney, out into the bottom."

The toothpaste is back in the tube.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

View Trump's orders and turn them 180 degrees.

But this does not apply to sanctions against Russia.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Lipchanin

Quote: Zoldat_A

View Trump's orders and turn them 180 degrees.

But this does not apply to sanctions against Russia.

Otherwise ... Sanctions are sacred ...

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

Sanctions are sacred ...

This is the business card of the mattress

[NDR-791]

so can he then replace the anti-Russian sanctions on humanitarian aid?
More like "humanitarian bombing". This formulation already takes place after Yugoslavia. So hope, of course, but remember that there is nothing sadder than a dream come true.

[Polite Moose]

Quote: NDR-791

More like "humanitarian bombing". This formulation already takes place after Yugoslavia.

Perhaps Russia and Yugoslavia are somewhat similar and attractive for bombing ... But there is a nuance.

Quote: NDR-791

So hope, of course, but remember

Have you seriously written about my hope for lifting the sanctions? Me not.

[NDR-791]

Have you seriously written now? Me not.
I'm joking, of course !!! The "princess of the circus" returns to politics. Why not joke

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Polite Elk

so can he then replace the anti-Russian sanctions on humanitarian aid?

Shaazzz, this is the hallmark

[nnm]

I didn't even have enough of her! After George W. Bush, it became even boring:

Returning to WHO, the Paris Agreement is, of course, good. But the issue of granting citizenship to 11 million migrants is much more serious. It is clear that this is the electoral resource of the democrats, but it seems that the democrats do not care what global changes this will lead to for the country in the end. The main thing is power here and now, at any cost. And ideally - a transition to a virtually one-party system, displacing the Republicans from the political arena under the slogan of struggle for tolerance. It seems that if there are no serious shocks in the next 4 years, then the last elections were the last chance for America to remain itself. But it looks like the Rubicon has been passed.
PS And yet, did she really talk about the fleet about the shores of Belarus, or not? And then on the move I could not find the source.

[NDR-791]

did she really talk about the fleet about the shores of Belarus, or not?
She spoke. May 2014 Threatened as much as the whole Sixth Fleet to the shores of Belarus if Lukashenko introduces troops to Ukraine.

[ender]

She spoke. May 2014 Threatened as much as the whole Sixth Fleet to the shores of Belarus

is there really a proof? )

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: nnm

the issue of granting citizenship to 11 million migrants is much more serious. It is clear that this is the electoral resource of the democrats, but it seems that the democrats do not care what global changes this will lead to for the country in the end.

The typical American in 2050, according to National Geographic

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Mixed marriages will ruin America, blah blah WASP. Yes, under the USSR, too, there were more than mixed marriages, I myself was a quarter skakuas (a homeless grandfather from Lvov made his way to relatively well-fed Siberia). A childhood friend has a Russian mother, an Armenian father. Half of his life he lived door to door with neighbors - he is a Tatar, she is from Vinnitsa, he was friends with their daughters in childhood. BUT NOT THE SAME NEGOTS! NOT CHINESE!
But Biden doesn't think about what his great-grandchildren will look like. I found an interesting picture about mixed marriages in America.

[APASUS]

Quote: Zoldat_A

The typical American in 2050, according to National Geographic

I think the mistake came out, this is how a typical American will most likely look in 2050

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: APASUS

Quote: Zoldat_A

The typical American in 2050, according to National Geographic

I think the mistake came out, this is how a typical American will most likely look in 2050

Well, in skirts, WASP has no chance of surviving as a species by 2050 ...

I'm wondering - Biden is a Catholic, he took the oath on the family Bible, which is more than 120 years old ... How does this fit with his crusade to the glory of same-sex marriage and the statement that "LGBT people are the highest manifestation of democracy." I understand - he is not thinking about himself. About "people", if I may say so, worries. At the age of 78, he personally doesn’t care whether his wife, his neighbor, or the goat don’t need anything. But if all of America reaches the maximum "shining heights of democracy" in the LGBT community - who will give birth to new Americans? As you know, there are no children from two dads or two mothers. Either ours will be adopted, or they will simply die out as a species.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Zoldat_A

... Either ours will be adopted, or they will simply die out as a species.

Normal families will be taken away by court
This kind of growth is already being practiced in sweden.
Denunciation of a neighbor and goodbye to the child.
Not with indigenous people, with newcomers

[Petro_tut]

Or ours will be adopted

This will not work, we have a higher percentage of the indigenous population than in the states at times

[Usher]

So what? "Pure" peoples and "pure" races have never been and never are. These are all 19th century stereotypes. In a couple of thousand years, all people on the planet will mix. In general, the genetic difference between humans is very small, since the species, humans are very young. The difference between, for example, a chimpanzee is much greater than between a Negro and a Yakut.

[The eye of the crying]

Quote: Zoldat_A

BUT NOT NEGATS!

You are so worried about Americans that doubts arise about your patriotism. But take it easy - there are only 12% blacks in the US. Do you consider marriages between whites and Latinos permissible?

[Avior]

It's not that simple
Citizenship of Mexican emigrants is strongly against granting citizenship to other Mexican emigrants - they are competitors in the labor market and other

[Jaromir]

Quote: nnm

and yet, did she actually talk about the fleet about the shores of Belarus, or not?

This is an anecdote. This anecdote appeared after her statements about "election carousels" and about "gas to Russia." The anecdote turned out to be successful.

[Mountain shooter]

Now they will drive the 6th American fleet across the Belarusian Sea directly to Minsk ...
And a new ski resort will be built in the Rostov Mountains ...

[Simon schempp]

God, how many clowns have gathered in this thread. Calm down already. Paski never spoke about the Belarusian sea. Never!

[Mountain shooter]

Quote: Simon Schempp

God, how many clowns have gathered in this thread. Calm down already. Paski never spoke about the Belarusian sea. Never

Is that humor in you?
And then what?
https://youtu.be/DsZgNdoOtFU

[Simon schempp]

And then what?

I watched the video. I didn't hear a word about the Belarusian sea from Psaki.
Tell me specifically the minute and second where she says it.

[Mouse]

there are no exes ... saddled the wave again ...

[DEVIL LIFE'S]

The most psychopathic dog will play the dog again. I do not know about everyone, but I missed her psakaniya.

[agoran]

Hurray, Psaki is back in the ranks.
The beads must be put on (put on) again, otherwise it will not be a camilfo.
Well, if not banter, then a very pleasant, amazing fool.

[U-58]

Zhenya Psaki is a quirky girl
And dressed like a parade
Were longed, come rested
Turn back to the stand

[Bshkaus]

"Great" news: she will practice "wit" together with Maria Zakharova. These two women delight me with their ability to carry anything without blushing or even choking. And given that Zakharova was presented as a symmetrical answer of Psaki (albeit belated), it will be interesting. Personally, I am satisfied, I bought beer, popcorn too: I sit in a chair more comfortable. But seriously, it’s a pity that diplomacy was crushing.

[t-12]

it is a pity that diplomacy was crushing

This is not diplomacy, but propaganda. The statements of Psaki and Zakharova are addressed not to foreign diplomats, but to the press and the shirnarmass. So that the people sip pivasik and rejoice: "how powerfully our government responded to their government."

[Bshkaus]

how powerful our government responded to theirs

I don’t know how to others, but for me, it’s not powerful, but rotten (

[Mordvin 3]

To our delight, Matt Lee's headache returned.

[Tagan]

Quote: Deniska999

Laughing at her, remember each time about Peskov. He speaks no better.

Yes, you are also not weak. Why go far? ))) Defender

[nikolas 83]

Well, now let's start buying gas in Europe through Ukraine, as psaki used to say, because this is true, according to her.

[Mykhalych]

Everyone has their own truth, so WHOSE truth so wants to return Psaki, because they believe that everything they said is the ultimate truth, but recent events have proved that everything they said about their "democracy" is a lie and duplicity.

[t-12]

Why lie? Democracy has won. Even Biden confirms:

This is America's day. This is democracy's day. A day of history and hope, of renewal and resolve. Through a crucible for the ages, America has been tested anew and America has risen to the challenge. Today we celebrate the triumph not of a candidate but of a cause, a cause of democracy.

This is America's day. Democracy Day. A day of history, hope, renewal and decision. America again passed the test of the crucible of severe years, and America passed the test. Today we celebrate the victory not of the candidate, but of the principle, the principle of democracy.

[agoran]

Psaki has just been shown on P24.
I look forward to the next press conference.
This is a holiday of some kind, stupid sayings of suckers are not even so funny.

[mark1]

Zhenya! How we missed you!
"... with an extraordinary color pattern ..." the soul sings and waits for the holiday of the American sparkling official state thought.

[Ros 56]

The pink hat with earflaps has returned, well, now he will tell us the whole truth.

[Tagan]

I drew attention to the comments of some local "liberal" representatives. They take smiles at Psaki at their own expense. I wonder why?

[Prisoner]

Serfs are always offended for their master.

[Prisoner]

I won't tell you the truth, but stupid statements and fun will return.

[Humpty]

Geographic psacking is by no means her monopoly, although of course she is perfect at it.
Among some of the VO commentators, he also often props.
Recently I watched an educational lecture on the geography of China, where the lecturer also annealed like Hottabych for India.

[Abdallah]

Well, at least this one does not dance, and does not row in a degree after 12 at night in allied countries, such as Serbia, Maria Zakharova published a post on her Facebook page, with a photo from the visit of Serbian President Aleksandr Vucic to the White House. She attached a screenshot of a frame from the movie "Basic Instinct" with the famous "foot to foot" scene.

[Avior]

Entertainment machines in Serbia had to be urgently corrected with personal calls with apologies from the President and Lavrov.

[Rurikovich]

I can't help but express my joy at the return of my favorite honey-Jen
Without it, the State Department is insipid and not interesting. Now we learn a lot of new things in geography and world order

[U-58]

I support the decision of Comrade Biden on the appointment of Psaki.
Now we will listen to the "baida" from the high rostrum)))))

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

***
Do not play the fool, America,
Here's Psaki, I suppose you were bored?
.......
Come back darling back! ...
***

[U-58]

Do not fool around, America
Here's Psaki, you were bored, I suppose?
We sent to the inauguration
Perm omul and Kursk salmon

[IRS]

The USA is a country with a population of three hundred million. It must be assumed that out of all this number, only a few people can be admitted to governing the state. One needs abilities, education, competence, experience ... And when everyone becomes aware that Psaku is chosen from among millions of people to work on making government decisions ... it's not funny, it's scary and disgusting. Such appointments deserve absolute contempt and distrust of those who make them.
My opinion is that only poorly educated, extremely short-sighted people, or those who despise the country in which they live, can laugh at this and then relate normally to the Americans ...

[Usher]

Quote: III

The USA is a country with a population of three hundred million. It must be assumed that out of all this number, only a few people can be admitted to governing the state. One needs abilities, education, competence, experience ... And when everyone becomes aware that Psaku is chosen from among millions of people to work on making government decisions ... it's not funny, it's scary and disgusting. Such appointments deserve absolute contempt and distrust of those who make them.
My opinion is that only poorly educated, extremely short-sighted people, or those who despise the country in which they live, can laugh at this and then relate normally to the Americans ...

I agree because of her pearls, sometimes people die.

[AlexVas44]

As noted by users on social networks:
She's back, now the briefings will be even funnier.

The viewer will laugh for a long time, old and young,
And repeat that the circus is back in town again!
( Mikhail Dark Jester Belov)

[APASUS]

Biden's reign will be remembered not only for its catastrophic nature, but will also pass with a twist. Jen Psaki is back !! It's been a long time since I laughed like that ...................

[Maxim364364]

All the same, the saying shit does not sink is not invented from scratch.

[shinobi]

Her boss, Joe, is also a humorist.

[sniperino]

need to bring the truth back to the briefing room

Why didn't you add "competence to the office"? There will be no one to ask for the truth.

[Crimean partisan 1974]

it's time to go to work ... an unforgettable tandem Li-Psaki

[Tarasios]

World politics has grown with new clowns. We are waiting for new reprise))

[qaz]

Jane has NEVER talked about the 6th fleet off the coast of Belarus, it's a duck for the dumb. In general, I am glad that Jane is back, a good girl, not like Zakharova, even if she continues to please my eyes and ears (if only Matthew Lee was at her briefings ).

[made13]

The Biden administration shows an example of tolerance - the president, due to his age, with memory problems, the press secretary, to put it mildly, is not very smart. I wonder if there will be normal people or only LGBT and BLM-scholars?

[Gunner]

Its stupidity can be smashed to smithereens.

[Paranoid50]

the lady is trying to state that at one time during the briefings she spoke exclusively the truth from the podium? About "Rostov mountains" and about "pumping gas through Ukraine from west to east" ...

Who knows ... It is possible that we are not told everything, and a ridge with a pair of five-thousanders has grown in the Don steppes, and from each burner we have European gas, produced by workers of the Eurogazprom, and supplied to us through the EUROPOTOK-1 pipes.

[iouris]

The Clintonoids did not return, the Clintonoids did not go anywhere. And now:
"Well, all together, hang your ears!
Better in an amicable way ... "

[Nitarius]

God .. well, nature has rested on this young lady))) well, we stock up on Semki))) there will be a lot of laughter))

[ioan-e]

I hope the criteria for determining "truth" will not change?

[tralflot1832]

Hopefully this time it will get to the Rostov Mountains and the Belarusian Sea. I want to go downhill skiing and eat fresh lobster from the Bellrusky Sea, I have been waiting for 4 years.

[rocket757]

She's back, now the briefings will be even funnier.

Well, yes, it will be fun .... but at the expense of the truth, funny statement, HA HA HA!

[Lord of the Sith]

Psaki got ready to "psykat" in the ears of everyone))

[Petro_tut]

Oh, the beauty is back, good girl - what's on your mind is on the tongue

[Simon schempp]

How many joyful squeals. How little the adherents of the Kisel sect need to be happy.
Read the normal analytics and understand that laughing at Psaki you look like fools.

https://www.bbc.com/russian/international/2014/06/140606_psaki_russia_campaign

[Growlers]

I'm surprised at you, the BBC last stood next to normal analytics somewhere in the 60s, now it's naked propaganda for box-headed housewives ...

[The eye of the crying]

Quote: Growlers

The BBC last stood next to normal analytics somewhere in the 60s

Did you listen to them then?

[Growlers]

No, not BBC, preferred DW

[The eye of the crying]

I recognize a veteran!

[Growlers]

Otherwise we are like that, you can't take us with dust

[The eye of the crying]

I meant that veterans do not age at heart. Already over 70, and such a young enthusiasm

[Jaromir]

Quote: Simon Schempp

Read normal analytics

And where did you find "normal analytics" in the article using the link you provided?
Do you seriously consider the BBC Russian service a serious analytical media?

Quote: Simon Schempp

How little the adherents of the Kissel sect need to be happy.

Are you still watching it?

[Growlers]

They are comedians from the USA to Ukraine ...

[cosmonaut]

I am very happy for America. why only our country needs to fall apart. that's why they should have their own Gorbachevs, Chubais and Gaidars. Marazmatic Bayden is the same song. Brezhnev L.I. the young man in comparison with him. let them take some more obscenities. he also did a lot for the collapse of the USA

[Gennady Fomkin]

The United States is slowly but surely becoming the People's Republic of Haven. Let's wish them the same end)

[Prisoner]

The show begins! The psaki spoke. "President Both ... Biden ...". It's funny. "About how many wonderful discoveries we have ..."

[CAT BAIYUN]

Horror ... Psaki has already returned, and the sea near the coast of Belarus has not yet been dug !!!! Nightmare!! Where should they send the sixth fleet now? !!!!

[Zlyden.Zlo]

It looks like Psaki was an application from Russia ...

[sharp-lad]

Not only! All Russians from all over the world asked for it!

[agoran]

Tex, comrades, stop writing all this bullshit.
Dear Psaki will be removed, what to read in the morning?
You can suckers from the censor, you can laugh there too, but it’s not interesting.

[cheburator]

Good news! The clowns are returning to tell us the truth and bring their crap-cracy! Let's watch and have fun.
We are Russians! God with us!

[Gennady Fomkin]

But there is more than a lot that is unconventional, looking at the characters. What kind of crazy sadomit did Psake kill a child?! God forbid I get so hungry! (c), although Baba is like a woman, natural. Perhaps her husband is deaf, so they live and rejoice.

[faterdom]

Lenin would have rejoiced!
"The truth" - to the briefing room!
“In conditions of widespread illiteracy of the population, the most important arts for us are cinema and circus!”

[Jaromir]

She's back

Laughter is one of the feelings that characterizes an elevated emotional state. I hope she doesn't let us down

[jovanni]

"She's Back": Jen Psaki says the truth needs to be brought back to the briefing room

That's it. The fleet will be sent to Belarus again right now...

[akarfoxhound]

Come on, Zhenya, burn!
And only the truth!
And only three boxes!

[alexey alexeyev_2]

I dreamed that Jen Psaki, before the State Department of the United States, became a victim of my erotic attack. The cutie returned.

[lelik613]

(c) just bitches...well, you get the idea

[Diviz]

Just a chick with no education
Just a chick puts ice and drags it

[Vlad5307]

Well, her briefings are evenings of humor from the State Department!