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The dates for the start of state tests of the hypersonic anti-ship missile system "Zircon"

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The dates for the start of state tests of the hypersonic anti-ship missile system "Zircon"

The date for the start of state tests of the Zircon hypersonic anti-ship missile system has been announced. As reported TASS citing a source in the military-industrial complex, state tests will begin next year, 2021.


According to the source, in 2021, 7 Zircon launches will be carried out, two of them will take place during the flight test stage, and another 5 - state tests. The frigate "Admiral Gorshkov" and the multipurpose submarine of Project 885 (code "Ash") "Severodvinsk" will take part in the tests.

In 2021, after completion of flight design tests, state joint tests will begin. As part of flight design tests, two more launches will be performed

- the agency leads the words of the source.

The test program will be divided into two stages: in the first half of 2021, 4 launches of the Zircon rocket will be carried out from the Admiral Gorshkov, in the second half, the Severodvinsk nuclear submarine will join the launches, which will conduct at least 3 rocket launches.

The flight design stage of the Zircon tests in 2020 was successful, a total of 3 missile launches were performed from the board of the Admiral Gorshkov frigate. All tests are going on schedule, without disruptions. The press service of the Northern fleet said that the rocket confirmed the inherent characteristics.

As part of the tests, the high speed and other tactical and technical characteristics of the new weapons

- said in the message of the fleet.

As previously reported in the defense industry, according to the plans of the Ministry of Defense, the ship complex with the Zircon hypersonic missile should be put into service in 2022.
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  1. Theodore
    Theodore 26 December 2020 10: 13
    -16%
    It would be nice if it flew over the American AUG! From there is proof! bully
    1. Vasiliev S.
      Vasiliev S. 26 December 2020 10: 19
      -50%
      Yes, that would be cool!
      But it's definitely not worth waiting - our authorities are too cowardly for that ...
      1. Observer2014
        Observer2014 26 December 2020 10: 25
        +18
        Quote: VasilievS
        Yes, that would be cool!
        But it's definitely not worth waiting - our authorities are too cowardly for that ...

        What's cool? Hang you over the American AUG with a camera to capture the flight on the Zircon hypersound laughing
        1. Sidor Amenpodestovich
          Sidor Amenpodestovich 26 December 2020 10: 31
          -2
          Quote: Observer2014
          What's cool? Hang you over the American AUG with a camera to capture the flight on the Zircon hypersound

          Better like Munchausen, on horseback. To the rocket. Unparalleled in the world, the first biological rotozad ramjet engine.
          1. Observer2014
            Observer2014 26 December 2020 10: 38
            +2
            Quote: Sydor Amenpospestovich
            Quote: Observer2014
            What's cool? Hang you over the American AUG with a camera to capture the flight on the Zircon hypersound

            Better like Munchausen, on horseback. To the rocket.

            How to reel only? laughingIt will be blown away with "Onyx" in an instant. You know, nobody is impressed by the start of a copy of "Onyx" - "Yakhont" - "Bramos" .. The public wants to see "Zircon" And you can see its proof of existence only at the moment of hitting the target. Let them leave any crap about flying over the AUG for other sites. There are a whole bunch of them. Stockless-unpopular! laughing
            1. Lipchanin
              Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 04
              0
              Quote: Observer2014
              Stockless-unpopular!

              Rather already ponto stupid
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              5. Andrei from Chelyabinsk
                Andrei from Chelyabinsk 26 December 2020 13: 40
                +18
                Quote: VasilievS
                Fuck putinoids excited!
                Looks like I got to the point about cowardice ...

                There are rules that we and the Americans follow at sea. Including - for conducting exercises. Missile launch zones are warned in advance so that third-party ships can leave from there.
                A missile launch towards a US Navy (or Russian Navy) warship will be regarded by the crew as an attack. Are you "weakly" going to unleash the 3rd World War, or just do not understand what you are talking about?
                1. Ross xnumx
                  Ross xnumx 26 December 2020 14: 25
                  0
                  Quote: Andrey from Chelyabinsk
                  There are rules that we and the Americans follow at sea.

                  There are rules when, even in very high positions, they do not consider themselves to be "we", but say Russia and the United States. It is Putin who can say "we", being the head of state and expressing the interests of Russia and Russians. I never thought that a harmless message - a boyish trick - would collect so much negativity. There are messages that are disgusting to read, covered with crosses. But, it was you who had to contribute to the general beating ... Congratulations! Bravo! Whistleblower of liberals and spies ... fellow
                  Quote: Andrey from Chelyabinsk
                  Rocket launch towards a US Navy warship (or the Russian Navy) will be regarded by the crew as an attack.

                  And what if parallel to the course of a ship that has entered the Black Sea area? wassat You never know, suddenly they missed (missed) the warning about the shooting ...
                  We (I am among these people) are adults for a long time (more than fifty years) and we have the right to jokes and gags ... For the mood. And you must remember:

                  Why didn't you show your concern when Turkey shot down the Su-24? Or, when a country friendly to a narrow circle of Russian officials and simply representatives of the Russian media exposed the Il-20 to an air defense missile attack? Yes, if someone did the same against the United States as they do against the Russian Federation (at least the case with the Kursk, when US submarines were cruising in the exercise area), they would have sunk, fired at, and trumpeted the start of World War III long ago. They are not even reproached for Yugoslavia. Not a single American politician was turned on to the kukan for aggression against Iraq. Not a single French diplomat has been convicted of the riots in Libya. Not a single Japanese was given an "ax-head" for defiant statements about the nationality of the Russian islands ... But here you are concerned that people are "joking" about launching missiles ... Or do you think that we were afraid of war? It is not yet known who will be the first to put it in his pants. In any case, we do not turn the whole world against the United States and do not shout from high tribunes that the United States is preventing us from developing our economy and economic ties with other states ...
                  Everything is still ahead, the specific test dates are not yet known, and, already, analysts tore the seats ... New Year is coming soon. Cool down and be kinder to each other.
                  1. Andrei from Chelyabinsk
                    Andrei from Chelyabinsk 26 December 2020 18: 16
                    +2
                    Quote: ROSS 42
                    There are rules when, even in very high positions, they do not consider themselves to be "we", but say Russia and the United States.

                    And where can you find this rule?
                    Quote: ROSS 42
                    I never thought that a harmless message - a boyish trick - would collect so much negativity.

                    The boyish trick was simply turned off. And the man went to principle
                    Quote: ROSS 42
                    But, it was you who had to do your bit in the general beating ...

                    But what if a person writes nonsense, then I should be silent? Is there also a rule on this score?
                    Quote: ROSS 42
                    Why didn't you show your concern when Turkey shot down the Su-24?

                    I didn't show it? Oh well
            3. shinobi
              shinobi 26 December 2020 11: 23
              -7
              Zircon even looks like Onyx. Can you tell the difference?
          2. Lipchanin
            Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 03
            0
            Quote: Sidor Amenpodestovich
            Unparalleled in the world, the first biological rotozad ramjet engine.

            Ecologicaly clean lol
        2. Lipchanin
          Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 02
          -4
          Quote: Observer2014
          Hang you over the American AUG with a camera to capture the flight on the Zircon hypersound

          Better at the place of the fall
        3. Evil Booth
          Evil Booth 26 December 2020 14: 10
          -1
          funny good obbryams
      2. Uncle Vanya Susanin
        Uncle Vanya Susanin 26 December 2020 10: 53
        +11
        But it's definitely not worth waiting - our authorities are too cowardly for that ...

        Rather sensible.
        It would be nice if she flew over the American AUG

        This is some kind of childishness!
        1. Lipchanin
          Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 05
          +3
          Quote: Uncle Vanya Susanin

          This is some kind of childishness!

          Cheap show-offs
        2. Dodikson
          Dodikson 26 December 2020 11: 06
          +4
          it is not childishness, it is a betrayal, to let the mattresses measure all the parameters of Zircon's flight.
          1. Mykhalych
            Mykhalych 26 December 2020 12: 05
            0
            Quote: Dodikson
            let the mattresses measure all the parameters of the Zircon flight.

            What is - to measure the parameters of the flight, - explain. I am a layman, can cover it with foil, but ...
            1. Dodikson
              Dodikson 26 December 2020 13: 28
              +3
              flight speed and altitude, but this is not the main thing, they can be detected from afar, although the closer to the object, the higher the measurement accuracy and the lower the error, but for example, the data on the operation of the altimeter cannot be counted from afar, and this is a very important parameter, knowing its frequency and modulation can be well protected in the future using electronic warfare. and from a distance you cannot measure accurate data on horizontal maneuvers, and Zircon is a maneuvering anti-ship missile.
              there is a lot of things, otherwise what you think. why aren't the American ambassador and engineers Lockheed Martin invited to the tests? and they would not refuse to attend.
              1. Ross xnumx
                Ross xnumx 26 December 2020 14: 41
                +2
                Quote: Dodikson
                flight speed and altitude, but this is not the main thing, they can be detected from afar, although the closer to the object, the higher the measurement accuracy and the lower the error, but for example, data on the operation of the altimeter cannot be counted from afar, and this is a very important parameter

                An important parameter was discussed in 2017:
                Western military experts are in a panic: if these "Zircons" of the Russians really fly at the declared speed (8 times faster than sound!), then in the next 30, or even 50 years, no one can come up with protection against them! It turns out that the most powerful naval power in the world - the United States - will have to put an end to a dozen of its vaunted aircraft carriers. And on all other surface ships, defenseless against the "Zircon".
                1. Dodikson
                  Dodikson 27 December 2020 09: 33
                  -1
                  there the speed is 8 mach, it is about 2.5 km. sec.
                  S-400 intercepts targets at a speed of 4.5 km sec.
                  so who will win, S-400 or Zircon?
      3. Lipchanin
        Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 01
        -1
        Quote: VasilievS
        Yes, that would be cool!
        our authorities are too cowardly for that ...

        Do not confuse yours with ours
        1. Vasiliev S.
          Vasiliev S. 26 December 2020 11: 14
          -12%
          Yes, I’m on ukrov and shit lazily, not to be confused
          1. Lipchanin
            Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 41
            -1
            One field berry.
            That they, that people like you, can only do that on Russia
      4. URAL72
        URAL72 26 December 2020 12: 12
        +5
        You don't need to demonstrate your zero level of knowledge, Vasiliev. Zircon is not a caliber, it flies higher and faster. And as for the cowardly government, it's just you, dick, you never visited Ossetia, Abkhazia, Donbass, Syria, Libya, etc., when it was necessary.
      5. Paranoid50
        Paranoid50 27 December 2020 12: 33
        +1
        Quote: VasilievS
        too cowardly for that ...

        What a funny "brave little tailor". laughing
    2. Observer2014
      Observer2014 26 December 2020 10: 20
      -6
      Quote: Theodore
      The dates for the start of state tests of the hypersonic anti-ship missile system "Zircon"

      Yes, at least over what and who flew. When will the hit show? This will be the proof.
      1. BIABIA
        BIABIA 26 December 2020 10: 35
        +2
        Quote: Observer2014
        Quote: Theodore
        The dates for the start of state tests of the hypersonic anti-ship missile system "Zircon"

        Yes, at least over what and who flew. When will the hit show? This will be the proof.


        It's like from armored humor, about the history of the Tiger tank:

        - Well, what’s up with you ... THIS WHAT ???
        “Skating rinks,” Aders reported with hysterical vigor.
        - I see that the rinks! Why in four rows!
        - For a better ride! Developed by our engineers under my guidance! The fruit of the Aryan genius! Allows the tank to fire on the move!
        - And before that, it was impossible to shoot? The Fuehrer asked, puzzled.
        Aders knew perfectly well that a tank could shoot even on the move, even in the fall, even upside down, there would be a shell in the gun. Because shooting and hitting are fundamentally different things.... But it was too late to back down:
        - You can't, my Fuhrer! When the tank bounces on the move, the projectile can skew in the cannon from the push!
      2. Lipchanin
        Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 07
        -3
        Quote: Observer2014
        .Getting when they show?

        Where is the hit? What will a funnel in an open field prove to you?
        There, instead of a warhead, an ordinary blank
        1. shinobi
          shinobi 26 December 2020 11: 28
          0
          At a speed of Mach 2,5, a 400 kg blank penetrates a cruiser (model 1914, not modern corton) from side to side. This is so for the general development of infa.
      3. URAL72
        URAL72 26 December 2020 12: 27
        +4
        You disappoint me. What will they show you? Storyboard? And how do you understand what it is and what speed? Just remember, when they show you, screams will begin: - yes, he has a speed like a tomahawk, and a range like a harpoon. We were not shown the entire flight in real time. Well, that at this time I was sitting on the pot, I did not see, it means that they did not show it.
        1. Vita vko
          Vita vko 26 December 2020 16: 29
          +5
          Quote: URAL72
          You disappoint me. What will they show you? Storyboard? And how do you understand what it is and what speed?

          To begin with, you need to at least roughly understand what equipment you need to see a rocket, which is almost 10 times faster than a bullet, and only then duplicate fakes. And secondly, do you need it? The delusions and doubts of the enemy are the first step towards his defeat.
          1. URAL72
            URAL72 26 December 2020 16: 36
            +2
            Have you read my comment carefully? I just don't need it. It was Vasiliev's itching.
      4. Boris Chernikov
        Boris Chernikov 26 December 2020 22: 40
        -4
        laughing and what will a hole in the ground or in the raft give you?
    3. Lipchanin
      Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 00
      -4
      Do we have to prove something to someone?
      Spmi let the evidence be sought
    4. d1975
      d1975 26 December 2020 12: 03
      +3
      fool fool You have a ward! How many days did God create the earth do not remember?
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  2. Paul
    Paul 26 December 2020 10: 36
    +5
    For me, as a layman, the statements of critics and supporters of Zircon are not very clear. But it can be argued that, firstly, if the critics are right and "Zircon" is a cartoon character, then this is the scariest cartoon in recent American history, and in this case our propaganda worked no worse than Reagan's with Star Wars. and, secondly, if this "Zircon" is a harsh American reality, then neither one nor the enemy will be able to sleep peacefully. The presence of such weapons will - 1. enrage them, 2. stimulate an arms race, 3. and God forbid, at a moment of weakness, to strike a preemptive strike.
  3. Bez 310
    Bez 310 26 December 2020 10: 39
    -16%
    "All tests are on schedule, without disruption."
    If I'm not mistaken, they promised to start this year
    at a distance of about 1000 km on the target "aircraft carrier".
    Again deceived ...
    1. Dodikson
      Dodikson 26 December 2020 11: 07
      +3
      who and when promised you a launch at 1000 km on the target "aircraft carrier"?
      your drinking companions after a hangover?
      1. Lipchanin
        Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 29
        +1
        Tailed beasts with horns lol
        1. Lex_is
          Lex_is 26 December 2020 12: 55
          -2
          This is the Russian State News Agency
          Tailed beasts with horns

          ?? laughing laughing

          Strong!
      2. Bez 310
        Bez 310 26 December 2020 11: 38
        -2
        Quote: Dodikson
        who and when promised you a launch at 1000 km on the target "aircraft carrier"?

        No need to be rude!
        https://topwar.ru/176641-giperzvukovuju-raketu-cirkon-zapustjat-na-tysjachu-kilometrov.html
        1. Sidor Amenpodestovich
          Sidor Amenpodestovich 26 December 2020 12: 25
          +5
          This information was received by the TASS news agency from its source in the military-industrial sector.

          Here is the source of the claim and make.
          Officially, no one promised anything like that. And the source for that and the source that can blurt out what they like. What is the demand from anonymous?
          1. Lex_is
            Lex_is 26 December 2020 12: 52
            -5
            Really.
            What is the demand from the state enterprise of the federal level Russian State News Agency? laughing laughing

            Just think, they drove over the ears of the people, for the first time or what?
            1. Dodikson
              Dodikson 26 December 2020 13: 31
              +2
              here is the agency and it is necessary to kick, for example, because of Armata and PAK FA, when the bureaucrats promised them in unrealistic terms I write with boiling water when they do not do what they promised, but here nobody really promised anything.
              someone from zhurnashlyukhery somewhere heard something and guano rushed through the pipes.
      3. Lex_is
        Lex_is 26 December 2020 12: 45
        -2
        You just have a memory like a Guppy fish for 3 minutes.
        You no longer remember what Urya was shouting about yesterday.

        But I will remind you, I have a good memory:
        Three more test launches of the Zircon hypersonic missile from the frigate Admiral Gorshkov will be carried out by the end of the year. The tests will work out the defeat of a naval target of the "aircraft carrier" type.

        Another interlocutor of the agency confirmed this information, adding that all three launches will take place with real destruction of sea or ground targets imitating aircraft carriers and strategic enemy targets.

        09.10.2020 TASS
        1. Dodikson
          Dodikson 26 December 2020 13: 31
          +5
          tell me the full name and name of the official who made this statement.
          1. Lex_is
            Lex_is 26 December 2020 13: 51
            -4
            And the name of the official who stated
            state tests will begin next year, 2021.

            Will you name?
            This is exactly the same unknown source
            someone from zhurnashlyukhery somewhere heard something and guano rushed through the pipes.


            But in this case, how does it bother you?
            1. Dodikson
              Dodikson 26 December 2020 13: 57
              +3
              here I am about the same.
              no one promised anything to anyone. and here they are already demanding.
              1. Lex_is
                Lex_is 26 December 2020 14: 01
                0
                and here they already demand


                They no longer require it.
                Here, with the shouts of "Urya", three button accordions were torn and all US aircraft carriers were drowned with Zircon, some even twice. laughing

                And now it turns out that:
                no one promised anything to anyone


                Well, how is it?
    2. bayard
      bayard 26 December 2020 11: 24
      +3
      On the "target imitating an aircraft carrier" - it was promised. But what exactly this launch will be at such a range, I don’t remember.
      But the Guarantor promised such a range, even "over 1000 km." ...
      And yes - it won't fly this year.
      1. Lipchanin
        Lipchanin 26 December 2020 11: 29
        -5
        Quote: bayard
        But the Guarantor promised such a range, even "over 1000 km." ...

        Did you promise tomorrow?
        1. bayard
          bayard 26 December 2020 11: 49
          +2
          A year ago, he announced the Zircon's range - "over 1000 km."
          Have you heard?
          The whole country was discussing. fellow
          How many copies broke ...
          But the real launches were so far (from the announced ones) at a range of no more than 450 km.
          Theoretically, such a range is possible, it was declared for the Zircon during an air launch (when the mass and size model on the Tu-22M3 was dragged), but the main thing is not the range, but the ability to hit a naval mobile target at least 450 km. distance.
      2. Avior
        Avior 26 December 2020 11: 36
        +2
        ... The Zircon hypersonic anti-ship missile during the upcoming November tests will be launched at a distance of about 1 km at a target imitating an enemy ship. This was reported to TASS by a source in the military-industrial complex.

        The frigate "Admiral Gorshkov" will carry out three test launches of the hypersonic missile "Zircon" by the end of the year, the missile will be tested in hitting a target simulating an aircraft carrier. This is reported by TASS, citing sources.
        It is noted that the next launch will take place in late October - early November.

        "All three launches will be carried out with real destruction of sea or ground targets, in particular, imitating aircraft carriers or strategic objects of a conditional enemy," the message says.

        Oh, this TASS ... smile
        1. bayard
          bayard 26 December 2020 11: 53
          -2
          Quote: Avior
          Oh, this TASS ...

          Come on, maybe no one lied, there are still 5 days left before the New Year.
          Or maybe they, like the Chinese, drew the outline of an aircraft carrier on the ground.
          1. Lexus
            Lexus 26 December 2020 17: 10
            +2
            hi I do not know who and what "drew" there, but the presented "Zircon" is just an old Soviet "Onyx", starting along a high-altitude trajectory with a "new", much more smoky accelerator. He would be glad to aim for more, but, alas, he cannot. Therefore, on the marching sector, they do not show the defeat of the target - the lie will be revealed.
            1. bayard
              bayard 26 December 2020 22: 39
              +2
              Look frame by frame the exit of "Zircon" from the UKSK, and make sure that it is not "Onyx" - you will see the features.
              And their start with Onyx cannot be different, and why invent something for an individual if Onyx has a perfect starting algorithm.
              "Significantly more heavily smoky" booster / starting accelerator, from more starting mass and power than "Onyx".
    3. d1975
      d1975 26 December 2020 12: 04
      0
      As they say - "Hurry slowly!"
    4. reader65
      reader65 26 December 2020 14: 04
      -6
      They take an example from their reset boss. He also did not promise!
    5. Boris Chernikov
      Boris Chernikov 26 December 2020 22: 42
      -3
      maybe there will be launches next year at such a range
  4. Mykhalych
    Mykhalych 26 December 2020 10: 58
    -1
    And there will be "happiness" for the Americans. These are not "simpsons", they are already reality.
  5. dimz
    dimz 26 December 2020 11: 26
    +2
    In the 0s, there was a video of onyx testing on YouTube. In some kind of pelvis just flew. Hole pryndets, through penetration. The launches of brahmos were generally shown on TV with hitting a training target.
    1. Jacket in stock
      Jacket in stock 26 December 2020 11: 41
      0
      Quote: dimz
      there was a video of onyx testing. In some kind of pelvis just flew. Hole pryndets, through penetration. Brahmos launches were generally shown on TV with a hit

      So the fact of the matter is that Zircon is not Onyx, the working conditions of the GOS are fundamentally different.
      And if Mach 8 is beyond doubt, this is not news for a long time, then hitting is a revolution.
  6. bars1
    bars1 26 December 2020 12: 06
    0
    Quote: Jacket in stock
    that hit is a revolution

    Yesterday it was reported that Zircon got into a peg during testing. ”But here's the question that haunts me: is there a scramjet engine on Zircon?
    1. voyaka uh
      voyaka uh 26 December 2020 18: 47
      +2
      To do this, you need to see the shape of the rocket air intake.
      For supersonic and hypersound they differ sharply.
      1. The eye of the crying
        The eye of the crying 27 December 2020 16: 25
        -1
        In supersonic and hypersonic, first of all, speeds differ. If Zircon develops, as reported, 8M (and there is no reason not to believe this - for sure the partners were watching), then it is hypersonic, regardless of the shape of the nose ... i.e. air intake
  7. askort154
    askort154 26 December 2020 12: 42
    +1
    According to the source, 2021 Zircon launches will be carried out in 7 ..

    "Source" in the studio! We are here at VO, we will deal with him faster,
    than the FSB! negative yes
  8. XXXIII
    XXXIII 26 December 2020 13: 58
    0
    The dates for the start of state tests of the hypersonic anti-ship missile system "Zircon"
    Well, that's another matter, you just need to test well so that there is water in Crimea.))
  9. Operator
    Operator 26 December 2020 14: 09
    0
    In connection with the approach of the moment of putting the GKR "Zircon" into service with Russophobes / foreign agents of all stripes, another aggravation began in the form of pouring slops on the leadership of the Armed Forces and the Russian Navy bully
  10. Dzafdet
    Dzafdet 26 December 2020 16: 00
    0
    We will wait for launches to the maximum range. It is necessary to confirm the 1200 km range ...
  11. Connor MacLeod
    Connor MacLeod 26 December 2020 18: 06
    +1
    For "counter-terrorist" operations! yes
  12. Old26
    Old26 26 December 2020 19: 45
    +3
    Quote: VasilievS
    Yes, that would be cool!
    But it's definitely not worth waiting - our authorities are too cowardly for that ...

    NOT ONE state in the world will go to such tests. Launch missiles over a compound of enemy ships. Is only Eun capable of such a thing, but you and your comrade Fedor are offering this nonsense ...

    Quote: Observer2014
    How to reel only?

    Like what, scotch tape. A couple of kilometers of scotch tape will not blow away ... True, environmental pollution will be from lumps of d ... ma falling from above ... Moreover, the Americans will think that we are testing a new bacteriological weapon

    Quote: VasilievS
    Fuck putinoids excited!
    Looks like I got to the point about cowardice ...
    I am glad and proud!

    It would be something to be proud of. A stupid crazy sentence?

    Quote: Dart2027
    Quote: VasilievS
    Looks like it hit the mark about cowardice ..

    Are you writing this from the trenches?

    Yeah, on the bootleg of a dead neighbor ... laughing