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Geopolitical mosaic: the Bosnian minister suggested a way out of the global economic crisis, while the White House continues to thrive in the White House

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Afghanistan: 46 killed, 110 injured. As transmits ITAR-TASS, at least ten people were killed and 25 was injured in an explosion in Afghanistan - in a market in the province of Kunduz in the north.

ITAR-TASS recalls that the number of victims of the terrorist attacks perpetrated on August 14 in Afghanistan has increased to 46. Several explosions previously occurred in the city of Zaranj in the province of Nimroz in the south-west of the country. The attacks carried out 14 suicide bombers. In Zaranj, people died before 36 and 110 were injured.

The withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan is going according to plan. As passed yesterday correspondent RIA "Novosti" Denis VoroshilovBy the end of September 2012, the United States will reduce the number of troops in Afghanistan to 68 thousand people. This was at a press conference, the head of the Pentagon Leon Panetta.

The Secretary of Defense confirmed that America would adhere to the declared withdrawal schedule - despite the seriousness of the situation in Afghanistan. The head of the Pentagon believes that the Afghan armed forces have already acquired the necessary experience to ensure security inside their country.

Care was taken in the heart of a mildew. "Vesti" With reference to the Russia 24 channel, Mr. Panetta was thinking about new ways of getting rid of the stubborn Bashar Assad, the Syrian president. He had to think about this because the Russians and the Chinese did not want to support the American recipe for building democracy in Syria.

At a briefing at the Pentagon, the US Secretary of Defense opened his heart and explained to all those present that if Moscow and Beijing did not support the American version of resolving the situation in Syria, America and its loyal geopolitical allies, in the diplomatic language traditionally referred to as "the international community", will find other ways to get rid from Assad.

Mr. Panetta bluntly stated: “I’m sure that together we can overcome the crisis in Syria. But this will require real action. We hope that Russia and China will change their positions and help us. But even if not, I am confident that the international community can exert the necessary pressure on the Syrian regime. ”

“Vesti” reminds that two experienced field commanders with Libyan experience, Mehdi al-Kharisi and Husama Najara, recently penetrated into Syria. It was these two last year who led the assault troops that attacked the stronghold of Muammar Gaddafi in Tripoli. Under the command of commanders, snipers and mercenaries arrived who can use heavy weapons and portable air defense systems in combat. All of them were trained in the mountainous regions of Libya and are currently fighting on the side of the rebels from the Free Syrian Army as part of the Al-Ummah brigade (Community). These guys, for whom war is the meaning of life and the source of livelihood, are concentrated in the north of Syria, where the battles for Aleppo can decide the outcome of the military conflict in the country.

The militants' campaign against the Syrian people is what Mr. Panetta nicely describes as “the necessary pressure on the Syrian regime”, produced by the “international community”, to some extent free from the influence of stubborn people from Moscow and Beijing.

By the way, not only Russia and China concerning Syria are concerned about the American Minister of Defense. He still does not approve of Iran’s actions, which also take place outside the framework of a friendly "international community."

"Lenta.ru"referring to France-Presse, she transmitted Panetta’s statement on the Iranian theme. Iran, as the US Secretary of Defense said, is creating militia units in Syria, designed to support the troops of Bashar al-Assad.

According to Panetta, there are "signs" of the creation by Tehran of groups of pro-government militias that will operate in Syrian territory. The head of the Pentagon noted that such actions by Iran would complicate the situation in the region, because "the Syrians themselves, and not Iran, should determine the future of the Syrian people."

Of course, add on my own, not Iran. And not the United States. And not Britain with France. And not the Libyan rebels. And not the Saudis. Not the Turks. Not Qatari. In short, not the "international community", poking its nose to where it smacks of "buffer zones" and "humanitarian aid."

Leon Panetta does not believe that the Israelis will attack Iran. This was told correspondent RIA "Novosti" Denis Voroshilov. The US Secretary of Defense is still confident that Israel has not made a decision to strike at Iran.

Geopolitical mosaic: the Bosnian minister suggested a way out of the global economic crisis, while the White House continues to thrive in the White House


“As I said earlier and I repeat now, I do not believe that they (the Israelis) have decided to attack Iran at the present time. Of course, they are independent, this is a sovereign state, and they make decisions in the interests of their security, but I am not sure that they made such a decision, ”Panetta said at the Tuesday press conference.

Mr. Panetta also confirmed that Washington is committed to a diplomatic solution to the Iranian nuclear issue.

It seems that the head of the Pentagon has publicly discouraged Israel from engaging in Iran tightly, because the United States does not want to take part in this now. No time for such an operation. First of all, Assad in Syria is crowding the “postans”, and the Russians and the Chinese on the diplomatic battlefield also do not give up; secondly, in November in America, the presidential election, and Obama is not up to the idea of ​​new military conflicts.

The statement of Panetta that Israel is a “sovereign state” can be interpreted as a hint to Tel Aviv: if you climb into Iran now, you will act alone. Without America and the "international community." As the most real "sovereign state."

All this suggests that the decision to attack the Iranian nuclear facilities, no matter who they come from, is unlikely to be made even in the late autumn of 2012. Rather, some aggressive “moves” will appear at the beginning of 2013, when the new president will rule America, and at the same time it will become clear whether Iran has heeded the language of diplomacy and the language of economic sanctions.

American journalists get hold of Syrian documents. "Lenta.ru" With reference to The Wall Street Journal, which obtained access to some Syrian government documents, spoke about the cooperation of Damascus with Russian banks that were involved as partners in the sale of oil abroad. We are talking about Gazprombank and Novikombank. Journalists from the Wall Street Journal believe that with the help of Russians Damascus tried to circumvent the US and EU sanctions.

However, it was not known whether these transactions were conducted through these banks. For example, American journalists at Gazprombank assured that, although in the past the bank had worked with the Central Bank of Syria, now this cooperation is not conducted. Making deals with Damascus denied in Novikombank.

In addition, as follows from the documents that mysteriously fell into the hands of journalists, the Syrian authorities discussed the possibility of freight of Russian and Singapore tankers to deliver oil to customers. Ship insurance should have been provided by Russia.

The Wall Street Journal also received a July letter sent to Riyad Hijab, then Prime Minister of Syria. The senders include the head of the Syrian Central Bank, the ministers of oil and finance and the head of Sytrol. From the letter it follows that the country managed to conclude eleven contracts for the export of oil. However, it is not clear who made the buyer and which banks spent the funds. Cash amounts are also not indicated.

The senders of the letter advised the prime minister to contribute to the change of legislation: it is necessary to allow the possibility of making export deals through offshore companies. The authors of the message claimed that such companies are being created in Russia and Malaysia; through them in early July it was supposed to open accounts in Russian banks. Again, it is not known whether Comrade Hijab obeyed his subordinates.

Sponsors bought the rebels new toys. Western and Arab states strengthened military assistance to the Free Syrian Army, giving it twenty tanks T-62 Russian production, for which the rich Qatar paid. Fighting vehicles transferred from Libya. It is reported MIGnews with reference to DEBKAfile.

“Good” on the transfer of the first heavy weapons to the rebels was given by the US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, on August 13 while on a short visit in Istanbul.

In addition, the Obama administration for the first time agreed to a proposal by Turkey to arm the FIM-92 Free Syrian Army with Stinger anti-aircraft missiles. This was announced 11 August.

It was with the help of the portable "Stinger" that opposition fighters shot down an 13 August fighter jet of the Syrian Air Force MiG-23 (in the sky over the northeast city of Deir al-Zur).

The Syrian government reported, writes MIGnews, that the plane crashed due to a technical malfunction, but the rebels published photos of the captured pilot, Colonel Rafik Mohammed Suleiman, surrounded by militants.

Germans are interested in the truth. According to the resource "Orthodox warrior"referring to politikus.ru, the German news agency NDR published an article and a video of Gita Datta and Bastian Burbner, devoted to the causes of distortions and falsifications inherent in the “reports” of the Western media from Syria.

One of the heroes of the article “Incomplete Picture: Reporting from Syria” is a German photojournalist Marcel Mettelsiphen. He went to Syria on a tourist visa. Being not a timid and wanting to preserve objectivity, he decided to shoot in the camp of supporters of Bashar al-Assad.

For millions of Syrians, the journalist realized, the current government in the country is a guarantee of stability, prosperity and security. But this world is not shown in western the news, although he explains why Bashar al-Assad is still in power.

Mettelzifen says: “Nobody argues with the fact that the reality on the ground is catastrophic, at the same time the Western media have created a platform that allows the uprising activists to transport this reality on television screens. It often happens that the videos turn out to be fake, exaggeration or even full dramatization takes place. ”

A typical example given by a journalist is Khaled Abu Sala, an activist from Homs who is fit to be an actor. He is seriously injured, then two days later he runs a video camera through the streets. A couple of days later he was wounded again, but after three days he was already full of energy and called on the world community to end violence in Syria. Meanwhile, his "commercials" fall into the subjects of the evening western television news.

Turkish MP kidnapped by Kurds released. Kurdish separatists released a deputy to the Turkish parliament, Hussein Aigun, who kidnapped 3 a day ago. This is reported today "Lenta.ru" with reference to France-Presse and the Turkish news agency Anadolu.

Details of the release of the deputy are not given. Information about whether the Turkish government led negotiations with the militants. It is noted that Aigun was released without causing him harm.

On the "Military Review" about the abduction of the deputy was told in the penultimate "Geopolitical mosaic".

City for women. MIGnews.com talks about the new building-democratic initiative of the government of Saudi Arabia, undertaken by the state in the framework of the harsh Sharia law.

The authorities of Saudi Arabia decided to build a city where Sharia law and the desire of some residents of the kingdom to make an entrepreneurial career in the industry would be combined.

The decision was approved by the Minister for Municipalities and Agriculture of the country. Currently, officials are tasked to design a city. In 2013, a tender will be held among construction companies.

A new city will be built on the territory of the town of Hofuf in eastern Saudi Arabia. There will be placed the production owned by women, and factories producing products for the fair sex.

Creating jobs in the women's city around 5000 and attracting around 133 millions of dollars in investments are not significant for rich Saudi Arabia. Experts believe that the women's industrial center will serve to improve the international image of the kingdom.

Secret agent of the Holy Ghost. The valet of Pope Benedict XVI, Paolo Gabriele, who is accused of aggravated theft, pleaded guilty during the trial to transferring the internal documents of the Holy See to journalists, at the same time stating that he acted as a “secret agent of the Holy Spirit”. He writes about it "Lenta.ru" with reference to The Times.

"Secret Agent" handed documents to journalist Gianluigi Nuzzi, in order to save the church from "evil and corruption." The valet also passed others who also collaborated with the Holy Spirit: he said that about 20 people were involved in the leak of documents.

According to the prosecution, comrade Gabriele began to look for meetings with Nuzzi after reading his business book, which is run by the Vatican. After the conversation, the journalist published a second book entitled “His Holiness: The Secret Letters of Benedict XVI,” which was based on the documents transferred by the “secret agent”.

The papers found during the search of the valet’s apartment may indeed be evidence of corruption in transactions between the Vatican and Italian companies. 13 August it turned out that Gabriele had a check for 100.000 euros from the Catholic University of Guadeloupe, written in the name of the Pope of Rome. Even in the apartment of the “agent”, the gold nugget and the edition of Virgil's Aeneid, dated to the 16th century, were discovered. Gabrieele stated that he was allowed to show the book to his son, but the conductor of the ideas of the Holy Spirit was unable to explain the origin of other valuable objects.

As a result, Gabriele faces up to 6 years in prison. There is no information on whether papa is going to pardon him. His alleged accomplice, Claudio Sharpelletti, is also tried on a couple with Gabriele. This comrade, also close enough to the Holy Spirit, worked in the Vatican as a computer specialist.

Regular fans "pusek." In the previous "Mosaic" It was told about the blue mayor of Reykjavik, who put on a bra, dressed up in a woman's dress and balaclava and rode in a truck through the streets of the city, posing as "puska". Regular fans of world-famous punk girls appeared in Austria. And the Viennese organizers of the “action” did not speak anywhere, but in an Orthodox church. This tells "Lenta.ru" with reference to the "Echo of Moscow".

The action in support of “Pussy Riot” took place yesterday in the Orthodox Cathedral of St. Nicholas in Vienna and was lit through the Facebook network. It looked like this: two people in colored balaclava unfolded a poster with the slogan “God loves Pussy Riot” (“God loves Pussy Riot”) and calling for the group members to be released.

Lenta reminds that the recent performance of Pussy Riot in the church tried to repeat in the Assumption Cathedral in Helsinki, professor of the University of Helsinki Teivo Teivainen, but his “action” suffered a fiasco: “pusist” and the activists who accompanied him simply didn’t go into the cathedral.

The road to glory. Meanwhile, the world fame of punk girls has already reached Playboy magazine. “Puske” to Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, representatives of this colorful edition suggested taking a picture for the cover of the Ukrainian version of the magazine. This was reported "Vesti" with reference to Interfax.

The chief editor of the Ukrainian version of Playboy, Vlad Ivanenko, said: “Our readers are actively using social networks in which Pussy Riot are the main characters in recent months. We view Nadezhda Tolokonnikova as an art figure and believe that her appearance on the cover of Playboy-Ukraine will be positively perceived by the audience. ”

According to Ivanenko, negotiations are suspended for the time being, but the editors of the magazine expect to resume them if the “art figure” is released on August X by the court.

The Ukrainian Playboy does not intend to pay the girl for a photo session. After all, the company has a strict rule: the relationship must be “cashless”.

Obviously, we add for ourselves, Tolokonnikova should be glad that the brainchild of capitalism, called “Playboy”, did not expose the bill along with its proposal.

The Bosnian trade minister has found a way to rid the world of the economic crisis. As told correspondent RIA "News" Nikolay Sokolov, Prime Minister of the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Nermin Nikshich announced his intention to dismiss Minister of Trade Milorad Bahil.

The fact is that Mr. Bahil gave direct advice to citizens of the country on how to survive the constant rise in prices. That's what he was asked by journalists the other day. And he replied with a smile: "Save, do not eat."

Nermin Nikshich, having learned about it, became angry and in an interview with the Sarajevo radio station RSG stated: “This cannot remain unanswered. It is unforgivable even if we say it as a joke. ” The Prime Minister decided to invite the Minister of Commerce to write a letter of resignation.

The proposal of the Minister to stop eating, got on the Internet and caused a great public outcry. However, Bahil made it clear that he was misunderstood: the phrase was taken out of context. “On the contrary,” he explained to the public in his statement, “I, as a minister and an ordinary person, with this incorrectly interpreted statement, before citizens clearly showed their vision of a complex social situation, when people need to save and not eat, because they have to pay monthly gas, electricity, water and other obligatory payments. ”

"News" clarifies that approximately 20% of the population of Bosnia and Herzegovina lives below the poverty line, and unemployment in the country exceeds 40%.

The Nazi criminal will not be extradited to Hungary. The Supreme Court of Australia refused to extradite Hungary 90-year-old Charles Centay, who is suspected of Nazi crimes. This is reported today "Lenta.ru" with reference to France-Presse.

The court explained its decision by the fact that the concept of “war crimes”, which Centsay is accused of committing, at the time of their alleged commission (during the Second World War) did not exist in Hungarian law.

Hungary demanded the extradition of Cent in 2005, a year after the beginning of his persecution by the Simon Wiesenthal Center, which specializes in the search for Nazi criminals around the world.

According to the prosecution, in 1944, Centai killed a Jewish teenager in Budapest. The reason for the murder was the refusal to wear a yellow star on clothes.

In the year 2009, recalls Lenta, the Australian government decided to extradite Tsentaya to the Hungarian side, but the decision was blocked by a federal court, where the defendant himself applied. The Australian authorities, in turn, made an attempt to appeal the decision of the federal court in the Supreme Court.

No wonder Tsentai doesn't want to ride historical homeland (and even more so deal with the Wiesenthal Center). This man has been living in Australia for sixty years. He does not admit guilt in the crime imputed to him.

Japanese military island plans. The Japanese military command is developing plans for the landing of Chinese troops on the Senkaku Islands (Diaoyu). These are not words: the corresponding instruction has already been given to the structures of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of Japan. Reports about it "Sight" with reference to ITAR-TASS.

The Sino-Japanese dispute over Senkaku (Diaoyu) has been exacerbated by the intention of the Japanese government to redeem these territories from their current owner (Japanese citizen). Beijing does not like these plans: it considers its islands its own, and it wants to produce natural gas near the islands without sharing with the Japanese.

In the Japanese military department they admit, Vzglyad writes that with the further exacerbation of the situation Beijing could land a military assault force on Senkaku. In this case, the police from the neighboring Japanese islands will be dispatched to the islands as countermeasures.

But after all, the police might not be enough, so the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided to take up this issue seriously. In addition, in July, Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda told parliament that he did not rule out the use of armed forces to prevent "illegal actions in Senkaku."

By such actions, the prime minister meant fishing patrols near the islands. The Japanese believe that the Chinese patrol vessels suspiciously resemble the military.

Chinese hectares. Chinese desire to expand its borders spread to Russia. The other day in the Republic of Altai, work was completed on the verification and demarcation of the western part of the Russian-Chinese state border. The press service of the republican government news agency "REGNUM" reported that in the process of demarcation between the Russian and Chinese sides have disagreements in the line of passage of the state border.

The Chinese side, writes REGNUM, referring to its sources and the number that disappeared from the official portal of Altai, discovered 17 hectares, which, in its opinion, should have been alienated from Russia in favor of the fraternal PRC.

The matter has so far stopped at the fact that the parties signed a protocol, where an agreement was noted on the future consideration of the disagreements at the next meeting of the Russian-Chinese commission on conducting a joint inspection of the state border line. It will be held in Gorno-Altaisk in the near future.

No pasaran! Radio "Voice of Russia", referring to Interfax, reports that the Venezuelan authorities intend to train their servicemen in partisan methods of warfare by 2013. This was stated by the deputy of the Parliament of Venezuela Maria Corina Machado, giving an interview to the local edition of the "Universal".

According to her, the corresponding plan was developed in case of the invasion of the US Army in Venezuela. The plan provides for the rapid formation in the country of trained partisan units totaling a million people. As a strategic goal for a million of Machado’s fighters, she identified “the creation of a new military doctrine of the Bolivarian Republic”. The country, in its opinion, must be prepared for the long confrontation of the imperialist expansion of the United States.

There is evidence that the idea of ​​partially re-forming regular troops into partisan detachments was a joint offspring of the leadership of Venezuela and Cuba. Comrade Raul Castro will support comrade Hugo Chávez in the implementation of the partisan plan.

By the way, Fidel Castro recently knocked 86 years.

The Shark swam in the Gulf of Mexico ... Corr. ITAR-TASS Ivan Lebedev told today that the Russian nuclear submarine, capable of carrying on board long-range cruise missiles, was unnoticed for a whole month in the Gulf of Mexico, not far from the American coast.

It became known about the stay of the Russian nuclear submarine there, as is the case with the Russian boats, only after it had left its navigation area. About how close the Russians were to America was, today, referring to American officials, the electronic publication “Washington Fries Beacon”, belonging to the so-called “Center for American Freedom”, or rather, written by Bill Hertz, a man known in journalism by being close to Pentagon and US intelligence agencies.

Mr. Hertz believes that in the Gulf of Mexico there was a submarine, which NATO calls "Shark" (in fact, it is a submarine of the 971 project "Pike-B").

This submarine is considered "quiet" and elusive for enemy radar. "The fact that she was not noticed in the Gulf of Mexico is cause for concern," admitted American officials.

Over the past three years, writes a correspondent. ITAR-TASS, this is the first time that the Shark was able to approach the shores of the United States. The boat was there for several weeks in June-July. Last time, two Americans saw two Russian boats in the 2009 year off the east coast.

The Washington Free Beacon, quite in the spirit of modern alarmism, recalls that in 2012, strategic bombers of the Russian Air Force flew for some reason in the immediate vicinity of American airspace. However, the Pentagon, giving a comment on this event, said that it considers flights as ordinary long-range exercises aviation.

Wind against oil. As conveyed today from New York ITAR-TASS correspondent Alexandra Bekreneva, Mitt Romney said: if he becomes president, then by the end of his second four-year term, which means by the end of 2021, the United States will get rid of the need to buy oil abroad. He said this when speaking to miners in the village of Belsville, Ohio. Romney said that America, which now imports about 45% of oil, "will no longer have to buy" black gold "in Venezuela and the Middle East." The politician said: "We must use our own energy resources - our coal, gas, oil, renewable and nuclear sources of energy."

Criticizing Obama’s solar-wind energy industry, Romney said that the initiatives of his electoral competitor are only detrimental to traditional energy, and at the same time lead to job cuts.

Obama found what to answer to Mr. Romney, who is preparing to spend two terms in the White House and building his programs taking into account not four, but eight years of life in the Oval Office.

The incumbent president, who is making an 3-day Iowa election tour, pinned up an opponent: “He says that new sources of energy, such as the wind, are“ made-up ”. He probably does not know that 20% of electricity in Iowa is generated by the wind. ”

A friend of Batman and a defender of moviegoers. RIA News", referring to the Associated Press agency, reports that the Cleveland Court (Ohio) filed charges of illegally carrying weapons 37-year-old Scott Smith. In the bag of the latter on the eve of the screening of the Batman film “The Dark Knight: Revival of the Legend”, the policeman discovered a Glock pistol with two shops and four knives.

According to police, Smith is a drug addict and therefore has no right to possess a weapon.

During a search of Smith’s home in the suburbs of Cleveland, 7 pistols, 12 trim and rifles and ammunition were found.

Mr Smith said he brought weapons to the cinema to protect himself and other people.

Previously, the defendant had no problems with justice.

"Pi", multiplied by one hundred million. As the correspondent ITAR-TASS Alexander Bekreneva, the population of the United States yesterday reached the mathematical constant - the number of "Pi", multiplied by 100 million.

The main demographer of the US Census Bureau, Howard Hogan, said that 314 million 159 thousand 265 people live in the USA. The boundary of the "historical event" was passed in 18: 29 on the time of the US Eastern Coast.

The moonshiner from the White House. American President Mr. Obama brews beer in the capital's residence on Pennsylvania Avenue, 1600. He cooks it not only to drink on the spot, but also to take it with him on election trips around the country. This was told today correspondent ITAR-TASS Ivan Lebedev.

I bought a mini-brewery and installed it at the White House Obama with my own money. The world learned about this in the fall of 2011, when the president gave a beer to an American sergeant who was awarded a medal for bravery.

And yesterday, one of the residents of Knoxville in Ohio, where Obama met with voters, asked how things were going in the brewery, and the president gave him a bottle with the label “Honey Ale from the White House”. (In Georgia, for such a case, we note in brackets, the presidential candidate would be accused of bribing voters).

White House spokesman Jay Carney told curious reporters: "I have tried only the bright, it refreshes normally."

In the mini-brewery is prepared beer of several varieties, all with honey additives. Honey is harvested from the hive in the garden, dug up in the White House’s garden by the President’s wife.

We will add the wind and sun from Obama, the competitor Mitt Romney is ready to oppose oil and coal in the energy sector. What does he offer for "normal refreshment" in the White House?

Observed Oleg Chuvakin
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  1. Follow us
    Follow us 15 August 2012 13: 37
    +13
    Oh Mr. Obama is a home brewer! Respect, also indulged in these buns at one time smile
    1. spender
      spender 15 August 2012 13: 40
      +27
      If 20 tanks are thrown across the border, then what if this is not an invasion of a sovereign country? winked
      And the task for grade 6 is how much do you need to multiply the number of Pi so that the amount is equal to the public debt of America? laughing
      1. UAZ Patriot
        UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 14: 02
        +16
        "The free Syrian army, having provided it with twenty T-62 tanks" - these are normal "rebels" Oh, I smell a smell of Nuremberg - 2 for some new fascists!

        spender, the answer to your problem is "A LOT" laughing
        1. alexng
          alexng 16 August 2012 15: 18
          0
          And, if for sure, then God knows how much it is, since there is no way to keep up with American debt. While you multiply it will already change. Baksiki is ticking with every millisecond.
      2. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 18
        +10
        Do not defame Pi's bright name
        1. Kaa
          Kaa 15 August 2012 15: 31
          +13
          Quote: vorobey
          bright name Pi

          Pi, as I understand it, only the beginning of the word. so as not to violate the rules of the site? feel
          1. vorobey
            vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 01
            +10
            No, in fact, Pi is the number 3,14, due to which life is somewhat simplified, which can not be said about PI with ellipsis.
      3. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 15: 35
        +8
        Quote: spender
        so that the sum equals the public debt of America?

        Alexei, here as soon as the white house’s puddle is sown with miraculous grass, they’ll immediately talk about it behind a cigarette wassat
        1. spender
          spender 15 August 2012 15: 41
          +8
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          , so as soon as they plant the lawn of the white house with miraculous grass, they’ll immediately talk about it behind a roll of cigarettes

          Yeah, they’ll smoke, they’ll talk and then go to the Oval in a paid toilet laughing Will your slaves plant miracle grass? winked
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 15: 49
            +6
            Quote: spender
            Will your slaves plant miracle grass?

            And to protect from you, after moonshine and mead, you will try all the tricks for me. Ruin my new business laughing
            1. vorobey
              vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 03
              +8
              Quote: spender
              Miracle grass

              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              after moonshine and mead


              my children, change your mind. Examples of comrades do not teach you anything?
            2. spender
              spender 15 August 2012 16: 05
              +8
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              And to protect from you, after moonshine and mead, you are trying all the tricks for me.

              After moonshine and mead, we will be fucked, like your slaves caps are dressed laughing and who to "trample" we will find there in the apartment winked
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Ruining my new business

              Well, it’s unlikely that you’ve looked at the Congress building, there’s more area laughing You can open the bowling alley and still a lot of space will remain wink
              1. Alexander Romanov
                Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 16: 12
                +5
                Quote: spender
                like your slaves caps are dressed

                These are my slaves and I will smack them am In the apartments, Alexei will be waiting for you a nymph with a glass of Kolomna mead. The room is not far from the toilet, for convenience. Prices are acceptable ..
                Quote: spender
                Well, it’s unlikely that you’ve looked at the Congress building,

                Dane, I wanted to give it to you, like giving a house to your daughter, well, you don’t live on the street. Nice style, but we’ll give the sparrow the Pentagon and we’ll be neighbors laughing
                1. Odessa
                  Odessa 15 August 2012 16: 16
                  +6
                  Alexander Romanov,
                  These are my slaves and I will smack them

                  Be more careful with the word to flog, especially when a man speaks about it wassat
                  1. Alexander Romanov
                    Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 16: 20
                    +5
                    Quote: Odessa
                    Be careful with the word flog

                    Esther, I will smack them like goat goats am It’s a good leather party partie, it’s necessary to re-educate the contingent. Yes, and then I dreamed for a long time on the McKein ridge. angry
                  2. ward
                    ward 16 August 2012 20: 42
                    0
                    And I like your thinking ... plus ...
                2. spender
                  spender 15 August 2012 16: 19
                  +6
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  These are my slaves and I will smack them

                  Figures, a sparrow will immediately teach them love for the owner with a shovel, you will need to adopt a master class from him laughing Only with a shank is more careful, he connects him with Freud wassat
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  In the apartments, Alexei will be waiting for you a nymph with a glass of Kolomna mead. The room is not far from the toilet, for convenience. Prices are acceptable ..

                  I saw this nymph ... You save on food, flayer wassat



                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  and we will present the Pentagon as a sparrow and we will be neighbors

                  Here you appointed the right owner for this "shack" drinks
                  1. vorobey
                    vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 26
                    +5
                    Quote: spender
                    more accurately, he connects him with Freud


                    I do not connect a shank with anything but a shovel. Fantasy Freud has left fantasy mountain.

                    Quote: spender
                    and we will present the Pentagon with a sparrow and we will be neighbors

                    I agree.
                  2. Alexander Romanov
                    Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 16: 27
                    +3
                    Quote: spender
                    I saw this nymph ... You save on food, flayer

                    Yes, no, I don’t offer such a boyrma to my friend, but the exotic in the person of Michelle Obama will be at your full disposal. laughing Only a sparrow, leave something. And then he has only men in the Pentagon laughing
                    1. spender
                      spender 15 August 2012 16: 32
                      +6
                      Quote: Alexander Romanov
                      Only a sparrow, leave something. And then he has only men in the Pentagon

                      Damn, there recently a parade of gays and lesbians was belay Here you have made an exotic sparrow wassat There you can’t shave off a shovel, unless the stalk rescues laughing
                      1. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 16: 37
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        Here you have made an exotic sparrow

                        All the "best" to friends wassat .He will tell them about democracy, and they will listen to him, well, probably listen laughing
                      2. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 16: 38
                        +5
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        He will tell them about democracy, and they will listen to him, well, probably listen

                        Better let yesterday's poster show laughing
                      3. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 36
                        +3
                        Quote: spender
                        Better let yesterday's poster show


                        No, let them know the true face, and what it means to love in Russian.
                      4. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 37
                        +3
                        Quote: vorobey
                        No, let them know the true face, and what it means to love in Russian.

                        Sash, are you sure that yesterday you showed your "face"? laughing And with love, look at the story there, don’t get stuck there, they perceive it more widely, there even love of animals is not like stroking a cat or a dog in our country winked
                      5. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 33
                        +4
                        Quote: spender
                        Damn, there recently a parade of gays and lesbians was here. Here you have a sparrow. You’ve set up an exotic.


                        Oh thanks friend. here they made friends. This is funnier than Gore’s lectures on Freud’s analysis.
                      6. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 35
                        +3
                        Quote: vorobey
                        This is funnier than Gore’s lectures on Freud’s analysis.

                        While he read them to you, we went underground winked
                      7. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 46
                        +3
                        Quote: spender
                        And with love, look at the story there, don’t get stuck there, they perceive it more widely, there even love of animals is not like stroking a cat or a dog in our country

                        Now I have something to tell my comrades from the Pinastolimons.
                  3. UAZ Patriot
                    UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 16: 33
                    +2
                    pretty woman;)
                  4. Odessa
                    Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 00
                    +5
                    spender,
                    When throwing from one extreme to another, it is better to stick to the middle ground wassat
                    1. spender
                      spender 15 August 2012 17: 02
                      +5
                      Quote: Odessa
                      When throwing from one extreme to another, it is better to stick to the middle ground

                      Adhering to the golden mean, the main thing is not to fall under the "golden rain" laughing
                    2. Alexander Romanov
                      Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 03
                      +4
                      I don’t understand why a thin bra, and the second cowards what
                      1. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 04
                        +4
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        I don’t understand why a thin bra

                        In order not to be confused with a man, here, after all, like either put on your bra or panties, otherwise the gender is not determined laughing
                      2. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 11
                        +2
                        spender,
                        So, you already laid out this dead one, here on the forum, and why did you sunk into her picture? laughing
                      3. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 12
                        +5
                        Quote: Odessa
                        So, you already laid out this dead one, here on the forum, and why did you sunk into her picture?

                        I take Romanoff out of stress, yesterday a sparrow drove him underground with his photo, so I, as a patient, start to solder him with "chicken broth" laughing
                      4. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 18
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        solder chicken broth

                        Don’t say, he cooked dumplings yesterday at one in the morning, got nervous laughing And now the chicken does not help about birds and their antics reminds, beer and still beer drinks
                      5. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 18
                        +1
                        spender,
                        By the way, everything is in order with Romanov, you don’t need to transfer arrows to him, it’s boring for you from a hangover, that’s why laughing
                      6. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 24
                        +5
                        Quote: Odessa
                        it’s dreary for you from a hangover, that’s why

                        Shah, the woman I have was penguin chops for lunch laughing
                      7. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 30
                        +3
                        Quote: spender
                        i have penguin chops

                        I have half the first night, I’ll put the dumplings laughing penguins chops suddenly ended recourse
                      8. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 57
                        +3
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        I have half the first night, I’ll put the dumplings

                        Romanov, you have to do no more than half the first night. demography would be better improved. Okay, we have only 18.00.
                      9. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 01
                        +3
                        Quote: vorobey
                        demography would be better improved.

                        With whom I will improve it, I am at home with a dog. Oh laughing why did I say this, wait a moment, the mountains will come running and scatter according to Freida
                        Quote: vorobey
                        you have to do no more than half the first night.

                        I want to eat, I really didn’t hawk today, I’ve beaten wassat
                      10. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 18: 03
                        +3
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        I want to eat, I really didn’t hawk today, I’ve beaten

                        Better on havchik than betrayal laughing
                      11. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 20
                        +3
                        Quote: spender
                        a sparrow drove him underground with his picture yesterday


                        This is how gossip is born.

                        Have you already passed the libel law?
                      12. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 25
                        +5
                        Quote: vorobey
                        This is how gossip is born. Have you already passed the libel law?

                        Yes, they did, but where did you see the slander? laughing The whole party, assembled with difficulty, fled before they were able to pass the registration fees winked
                      13. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 39
                        +3
                        Romanov, by the way, was hiding from someone all day yesterday. He was looking for a lawyer, shouting they want to kill. Well, I wondered if these party members. And it turned out how.
                      14. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 40
                        +5
                        Quote: vorobey
                        Romanov, by the way, was hiding from someone all day yesterday. He was looking for a lawyer, shouting they want to kill. Well, I wondered if these party members. And it turned out how.

                        I tried a miracle grass on myself, and it struck "for treason", and then you and your photo ... laughing
                      15. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 48
                        +4
                        Quote: spender
                        with your photo

                        Lech, you're a bastard. Take your toys and don’t pee in my pot.
                      16. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 51
                        +4
                        Quote: vorobey
                        Take your toys and don’t pee in my pot.

                        Sanya, after such comments, there is gossip on the site that we print from one room and into one pot ... laughing
                      17. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 54
                        +3
                        All Lech. all the goose the pig is not a friend, come on the computer and I flew.
                      18. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 06
                        +4
                        Alexander Romanov,
                        I don’t understand why a thin bra, and the second cowards

                        And imagine what the second outerwear-cover on the tank wassat
                      19. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 19
                        +2
                        Quote: Odessa
                        Imagine what the second outerwear-cover on the tank

                        Why do I need a cover? I don’t have a tank and I'm thin hi
                      20. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 22
                        +3
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        Why do I need a cover? I don’t have a tank and I'm thin

                        Take it while they give, you’ll be hiding the entire fleet on a bra, under the second half you’ll open a minimarket laughing
                      21. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 32
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        , you’ll hide the entire fleet on a bra,

                        Not all will fit, I still have Yamaha 750 cubes, in a word THING good
                      22. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 40
                        +3
                        But I need a tent, can I take the other half for myself?
                      23. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 08
                        +5
                        Alexander Romanov,
                        Sanya congratulations, now you can sleep calmer than before

                        The eastern frontiers of Russia strengthened with air defense systems "Tor-M2U"

                        15 August 2012, 16: 16

                        Air Defense units in the Far East learn to work on advanced Tor-M2U anti-aircraft missile systems, said on Wednesday a representative of the press service and information department of the Russian Ministry of Defense for the Ground Forces, Lt. Col. Nikolai Donyushkin.
                      24. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 21
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        you can sleep better now than before

                        Alexey, I’ll sleep peacefully when the tax burns laughing
                      25. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 26
                        +4
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        I will sleep peacefully when the tax burns

                        Do you have something that is straining with bottles or gasoline winked
                        So much for the reassurance that they sometimes burn laughing

                        Atyrau tax committee has a fire


                        According to the agency, the fire that broke out the day before, covered 18 square meters of area. As a result, no one was hurt.

                        On March 25, a fire broke out in the three-story building of the "Department for the collection of local taxes" of the Akimat in Petropavlovsk. According to the republican Ministry of Emergency Situations, the fire occurred on the second floor of the akimat late in the evening. The total area of ​​the fire was 30 square meters. As a result of the incident, no one was injured either.
                      26. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 30
                        +3
                        spender,
                        Do you have something that is straining with bottles or gasoline

                        Now you, a cat, will teach you how to go to the tax with Molotov cocktails.
                      27. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 32
                        +4
                        Quote: Odessa
                        Now you, a cat, will teach you how to go to the tax with Molotov cocktails.

                        We didn’t fall to the office, this business requires secrecy and silence bully
                      28. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 43
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        We didn’t fall to the office, this business requires secrecy and silence

                        No, let everyone know. I hate tax inspector Terekhov M.P. am
                      29. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 48
                        +4
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        I hate tax inspector Terekhov M.P.

                        Order yourself and your friends t-shirts with such an inscription and its photo laughing Cheap and clear, you can hang a poster on the car, it’s not punishable laughing
                      30. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 55
                        +3
                        Two years ago, I wrote this inscription on his hood. laughing
                      31. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 59
                        +3
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        Two years ago, I wrote this inscription on his hood.

                        why are you complaining now, a man is working on a new hood.
                      32. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 15
                        +2
                        Quote: vorobey
                        man working on a new hood

                        This "man" is already driving a brand new cruiser, and according to the declaration I get much more than this clown am And Nenya Camry is bushy.
                      33. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 18: 00
                        +5
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        Two years ago, I wrote this inscription on his hood.

                        From the same nonsense it is necessary to write on paper, which is then nailed to the hood or to the roof with nails laughing
                      34. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 17
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        nail to the hood or to the roof

                        That's where you used to be with such a great idea drinks
                      35. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 18: 19
                        +4
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        That's where you used to be with such a great idea

                        Sticking paper on the windshield is also a good method. Do not save on glue wink
                      36. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 26
                        +2
                        Lech, but you can’t just shoot him feel You kind of said
                        Quote: spender
                        The severity of laws in Russia is still mitigated by the lack of enforcement

                        Maybe this is just such a case laughing
                      37. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 18: 34
                        +4
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        but you can’t just shoot him

                        No, Sanya is not our method, it is not worth it. laughing
                      38. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 49
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        not worth it

                        If you knew how worth it crying I saw Navalny, that's like IT, only twice as greedy. negative
                      39. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 41
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        On March 25, a fire broke out in the three-story building of the "Department for the collection of local taxes" of the Akimat in Petropavlovsk.

                        Well, why am I so unlucky, well, at least a little fireman, just a couple of computers, I don’t need anymore crying
                      40. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 44
                        +2
                        Alexander Romanov,
                        Well, why am I so unlucky, well, at least a little fireman, just a couple of computers, I don’t need anymore

                        Yes, that’s all nonsense, all the main tax administration computers, you are still in Moscow.
                      41. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 47
                        +4
                        Quote: Odessa
                        all the main tax administration computers, you still have them in Moscow.

                        While there is no centralized system, all infa by regions and cities winked
                      42. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 51
                        +2
                        spender,
                        While there is no centralized system, all infa by regions and cities

                        It can’t be. In Ukraine, back in 90, all taxes were transferred from provincial regions through the tax to Kiev, and then from Kiev to state employees on salaries. Do Romanov, what is the Autonomous Okrug? laughing
                      43. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 56
                        +4
                        Quote: Odessa
                        It cannot be. In Ukraine as early as 90, all taxes through the tax to Kiev were transferred from provincial regions

                        Then all the papers went by TIN and other amenities, but given the size of the country, they can’t centralize bad infrastructure. A friend told me that they are within the municipal districts, and even with a delay, they supply data to the reports. The severity of laws in Russia is still mitigated by the non-enforcement of their implementation laughing
                      44. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 04
                        +2
                        Quote: Odessa
                        Romanov, what? Autonomous Okrug?

                        Romanov’s dohren’s money to run on tax and donate money is not clear why
                      45. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 52
                        +2
                        Quote: Odessa
                        , you still have in Moscow

                        The main thing is that not in Tel Aviv yet laughing
                      46. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 57
                        +2
                        Alexander Romanov,
                        The main thing is that not in Tel Aviv yet

                        There are two capitals in Israel, and Tel Aviv is generally a separate state, this is joked in Israel.
                      47. spender
                        spender 15 August 2012 17: 44
                        +4
                        Quote: Alexander Romanov
                        well, at least a little fireman, just a couple of computers, I don’t need more

                        Happiness does not fall into the hands of itself, remember the incorruptible "We cannot wait for mercy from nature, it is our task to take them from her" (he could have come up with a quote). Look for an employee in the building and no fires are needed, the file will simply be "erased" and that's it, anything can happen from lamers there is no salvation winked Only infa is duplicated, the lamer should be sensible wink
                      48. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 52
                        +2
                        Quote: spender
                        Look for an employee in the building and no fires will be needed, the file will simply be "erased"

                        He won’t take away the hard drive all the same, and my quarterly report runs on the Internet somehow. am
                      49. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 41
                        +4
                        Quote: spender
                        you can sleep better now than before


                        Now, not small, but larger parts of aircraft from the air base in Japan will fall into your garden.
                      50. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 17: 47
                        +3
                        Quote: vorobey
                        Now, not small, but larger parts of aircraft from the air base in Japan will fall into your garden.

                        The good news is, my metal reception is not far, that's just what to do with Japanese pilots what I will sell a Japanese pilot by the name of a used Honda, the price is negotiable laughing
                      51. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 17: 55
                        +2
                        Alexander Romanov,
                        The good news is, my metal reception is not far, that's just what to do with Japanese pilots. I will sell a Japanese pilot by the name of a used Honda, the price is negotiable

                        Break the marking that was done in New Zealand and shove the Chinese together with flying banduras, this news is discussed in a neighboring topic.
                      52. igor67
                        igor67 15 August 2012 18: 10
                        +2
                        There is a man walking along the shore of the lake, he sees: some guy scoops up water from the lake and drinks. A man shouts:
                        “Why are you drinking this dirty water, all the garbage is thrown here, the plants are being drained of waste, and the whole village has a go!”
                        - What did you say?
                        - Yes, I say: two hands scoop!

                        The wife says to her husband:
                        - Go to the store and buy eggs for breakfast.
                        Her husband is too lazy to tear himself away from the TV, jokes:
                        - Yes, I have two eggs, enough?
                        Wife, also joking:
                        - And what can they eat?
                        Is he:
                        - You can’t eat, but you can lick.
                        She is:
                        - Well, that's good! IN THE MORNING, GO TO YOURSELF FOR BREAKFAST!

                        I didn’t learn in my childhood to walk and talk, so that I would marry to sit and keep quiet
                        : A gypsy strike took place in Moscow. Thousands of Muscovites were left without a future!
                        Polite refusal to marry:
                        Sorry dear, but somehow I don’t see you on my neck.
                      53. valokordin
                        valokordin 15 August 2012 20: 19
                        0
                        Igor 67, and you are by no means a graduate of SVAUL, 67, a very beautiful helicopter. Thanks for the jokes
                      54. vorobey
                        vorobey 15 August 2012 18: 10
                        +2
                        I am a tax inspector Terekhova MP, and you paid the personal income tax from the sale of Honda?

                        Our hands are long.
                        And to hell with you, not a fireman.
                      55. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 30
                        +2
                        Quote: vorobey
                        Terekhova M.P.,

                        Oh joke that Mikhail Palych you Terekhova steel, really changed the floor, good news. wassat
                    3. andrei332809
                      andrei332809 15 August 2012 17: 58
                      0
                      Odessa citizen
                      better to ride the waves than beat against the rocks
                      1. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 18: 02
                        +3
                        andrei332809,
                        Odessa citizen
                        better to ride the waves than beat against the rocks

                        Have you already fought?
                      2. andrei332809
                        andrei332809 15 August 2012 18: 10
                        +2
                        I repent, it happened
                      3. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 18: 52
                        +2
                        andrei332809,
                        I repent, it happened

                        Are the rocks safe? wassat
                      4. andrei332809
                        andrei332809 15 August 2012 19: 18
                        +2
                        he barely carried his feet
                      5. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 19: 23
                        +2
                        andrei332809,
                        he barely carried his feet

                        From the rocks? As they say in the east, if the mountain does not go to someone, then the hookah passes! wassat
                      6. Alexander Romanov
                        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 18: 09
                        +1
                        Quote: andrei332809
                        better to ride the waves than beat against the rocks

                        What is it about? Password and what review what Better to be a banker than a bum
                      7. andrei332809
                        andrei332809 15 August 2012 18: 11
                        +1
                        this is to the photo posted by Odessa
                    4. Kaa
                      Kaa 15 August 2012 20: 14
                      +1
                      Quote: Odessa
                      better stick to the middle ground

                      The middle, sorry, between what and where? feel
                      1. Odessa
                        Odessa 15 August 2012 20: 30
                        +1
                        Kaa,
                        The middle, sorry, between what and where?

                        Between here and here! wassat
                      2. Kaa
                        Kaa 15 August 2012 21: 17
                        +1
                        Quote: Odessa
                        Between here and here!

                        Mysterious and tempting, take short! love
    2. Alx1miK
      Alx1miK 15 August 2012 13: 51
      +4
      Interesting about our submarine. All the same, the legacy of the Union was not completely poached. Pleases however.
      1. spender
        spender 15 August 2012 14: 23
        +7
        An urgent need to convey to the Japanese to release another supertanker, a new goal has formed winked

        American aircraft carrier Enterprise enters the Persian Gulf

        15 August 2012, 13: 50

        The American nuclear-powered aircraft carrier Enterprise, which was on alert in the Arabian Sea, escorted into the Persian Gulf, accompanied by a missile cruiser and destroyer.

        The Pentagon has not yet officially confirmed this information, however, according to the Royal Navy of Great Britain, the British destroyer Diamond, which recently arrived to patrol the Persian Gulf, joined this aircraft carrier strike group of the US, Interfax reports.
        1. UAZ Patriot
          UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 14: 36
          +5
          and you all humor wink
          1. VAF
            VAF 15 August 2012 16: 22
            +1
            Quote: UAZ Patriot
            and you all humor


            Kostya, what else remains? +! drinks

            Although photos published on the official website of the U.S. Navy indicate that the USS Porter (DDG 78) class Arleigh Burke received significant damage on the starboard side of the ship.



            [img] http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/244355/slide_244355_1367862_free.j
            pg? 1344792361000 [/ img]


            It is known that none of the crews of the destroyer and supertanker were injured.





            1. UAZ Patriot
              UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 19: 41
              +2
              My sore heart suffered! from happiness already grabbed a bit :)))
        2. andrei332809
          andrei332809 15 August 2012 14: 49
          +1
          spender
          and the name of the destroyer from the price or from the brilliance?
          1. spender
            spender 15 August 2012 14: 53
            +3
            NATO is heading out of Afghanistan, but PMCs and the security services of oil companies are expanding to the full, we read

            Some oil companies led by Exxon show interest in the bowels of the country, while others are scared away by war, corruption, and interethnic tension.

            "Exxon will not go to the region unless it considers it promising." Algeria's former oil minister, Shakib Helib, told Reuters that eIf the American oil giant is looking at Afghan resources, its extraction is unlikely to be much more difficult than in the Arctic.

            An American company may indeed show interest in Afghan oil. Such information appeared in July in several Anglo-Saxon media. The goal of the entire enterprise: a tender for exploration of resources in the Afghan-Tajik basin. Colossal reserves of black gold can be found in the north of the country: 1,9 billion barrels, according to the latest estimates of the US Geological Survey.

            Companies can submit proposals by the end of October. Results will be announced in mid-December. The winner will receive the right to familiarize himself with the files of the Ministry of Mining of Afghanistan and the US Geological Survey, which promise several hundred million barrels of oil in six areas. He can then submit proposals in the hope of signing a production agreement by March 2013..


            These 6 sites will be "oases of tranquility" in a country engulfed in inter-tribal and clan squabbles laughing It's funny that amers will trade in plots in Afghanistan, well, yes, by the way, a common phenomenon, "payment for democratization" winked
            1. UAZ Patriot
              UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 16: 03
              +2
              once it was waiting for us! Thank God they thought better of it :)
            2. Ilyich
              Ilyich 16 August 2012 16: 45
              0
              Quote: spender
              Colossal reserves of black gold can be found in the north of the country: 1,9 billion barrels, according to the latest estimates of the US Geological Survey.

              It w Anglo-Saxon media! Breshet again, go! Most likely, they just figured out how to easily cut some money from the oil workers. First, the government will sell the right to develop oil (and, not in its own country, hehe lol ). And then, when Exxon does not find a nichrome there (and most likely not Exxon, but some thread of another goof. Exxon is just bait), they will spread their hands and say: "Well, they made a mistake, well, it happens." We already went through this with "shale gas" laughing
              Well, I do not believe that our geologists in the 70-80s did not find anything there, if these reserves are so "colossal". They would start producing this oil immediately. The mining conditions there are very simple: not taiga or tundra.
        3. vorobey
          vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 04
          +3
          And I’ll prepare the next postcards with types of smoked for them.
        4. VAF
          VAF 15 August 2012 16: 21
          +3
          Quote: spender
          An urgent need to convey to the Japanese to release another supertanker, a new goal has formed


          Lesha, ++++++ !!!!! Japanese brilliantly coped with their task! soldier

          On August 12, at about 1:00 local time, at the entrance to the Persian Gulf, a USS Porter (DDG 78) destroyer collided with the Japanese supertanker M / V Otowasan flying a Panamanian flag.



          The headquarters of the 5th fleet of the US Navy stated that the destroyer did not receive serious damage.

          1. spender
            spender 15 August 2012 16: 23
            +5
            Quote: vaf
            The Japanese coped brilliantly with their task!

            Let them consolidate the lesson learned on the aircraft carrier. laughing They still have revenge and revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki soldier
          2. vorobey
            vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 11
            +5
            Serega hello. By the way, Porter is also a beer. The guys really didn’t notice the tanker under the beer. And the Japanese learn and study. Well, who is hitting a ship above the waterline?
      2. Ascetic
        Ascetic 15 August 2012 20: 48
        +2
        Quote: Alx1miK
        Interesting about our submarine. All the same, the legacy of the Union was not completely poached. Pleases however.


        The scandal with the discovery of the Russian nuclear submarines, which went public, is needed by the Americans in order to get out of Barack Obama additional allocations for programs related to improving technologies and systems for detecting submarines off the coast of the country.
        “Combat services of multipurpose nuclear submarines off the coast of a potential enemy is a normal part of the planned combat work of the submarine forces of the fleet. It’s just abnormal that in the 1990s, Russia actually stopped doing such operations. And what happened shows that our navy is returning to the previous options for performing military service, and this is absolutely justified and normal. ”

        I. Korotchenko
        “The main task of multipurpose nuclear submarines is to track the underwater missile carriers of a potential enemy. "There is a corresponding base on the Atlantic coast where some of the US strategic submarines of the Ohio type with nuclear weapons are located."

        A submarine speed of 5–7 knots indicates that the boat is quiet, therefore the conditions for sonar contact are such that, in some cases, the Americans really cannot control the detection. But it all depends on a number of factors: the state of salinity of the water, various hydrographic and geographical conditions. We can just generally say that Russian multi-purpose nuclear submarines have increased stealth and low noise, and not always Americans can be guaranteed to detect them.
    3. v53993
      v53993 17 August 2012 08: 10
      0
      And their bastard drives home breeding
  2. Svistoplyaskov
    Svistoplyaskov 15 August 2012 13: 40
    +8
    The Chinese side has discovered 17 hectares, which, in its opinion, should be torn away from Russia in favor of fraternal China.

    It is urgent to send TRACTOR and COMBINE to Altai.
    1. Gemar
      Gemar 15 August 2012 14: 03
      +19
      Quote: Whistling
      It is urgent to send TRACTOR and COMBINE to Altai.

      And I realized which combine and tractor you want to send:

      We inform you of a flagrant fact:
      On the banks of the Amur River, in the midst of native fields,
      Our simple Soviet peace tractor was exposed
      The shelling of six Chinese batteries.

      Hearing the wild cry of the Chinese landing,
      Soviet tractor driver, by the title of starley,
      Answered the fire with one powerful salvo
      And destroyed six Chinese batteries.

      And then, draining the gas and starting the reactor,
      He plowed all of them and quickly brought in the dung.
      Our Soviet peace tractor rose into the sky
      And he flew home to his beloved state farm.

      The next day, in an interview with special editors of their editorial offices
      The Soviet foreman, by the rank of captain,
      He said that in the case of the second such provocation
      Instead of a tractor, we will release a harvester on the field!
      1. andrei332809
        andrei332809 15 August 2012 14: 56
        +8
        Yesterday, a Chinese plane violated the Soviet Union’s border and was hit by an anti-aircraft missile from a combine. In a note, the government warned that when the incident was repeated instead of a peaceful combine, vertical mowers would enter the field
      2. Svistoplyaskov
        Svistoplyaskov 15 August 2012 15: 03
        +7
        What for!
        I didn’t know what was there
        Already in the verses this joke!
        + + +
  3. Simon bolivar
    Simon bolivar 15 August 2012 13: 40
    +5
    Hold on Assad!
    And the snuff should be planted for 10 years, so that it would not be common to repeat them, and deploy anti-propaganda on television and the Internet, accusing them of rocking the situation in the country and treason.
    1. UAZ Patriot
      UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 14: 04
      +12
      I am shocked by these women (PR) - this must be such Fools that you and your children have been let down under the monastery. In other matters, let it be better for these children to have no mothers at all than such fucking --- stupid di !!!
    2. klimpopov
      klimpopov 15 August 2012 14: 05
      +2
      Grab a guilty verdict as such and what the term will be. It doesn’t matter if it is real and real, but there they will have indulgence of the court due to the presence of children.
      In general, it’s a shame that the three proshman..ki gave reason to bark from the west on Putin, bitch..and.
      1. UAZ Patriot
        UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 14: 38
        -1
        personally, I would have brought them naked to the Red Square in general and let down a hundred other hungry prisoners on them - they would have fun !!!
      2. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 15: 53
        +3
        Quote: klimpopov
        that three proshman..ki gave reason to bark from the west on Putin, bitch..and

        It’s not Putin’s business, they are crap in Russia, and Putin’s pretext is to make Russia a demonic state. Only what is actually and what the West is like can be understood by looking at whom they protect and take into custody.
    3. Morgan stanley
      Morgan stanley 15 August 2012 14: 57
      -2
      Quote: SimonBolivar
      And the snuff should be planted for 10 years, so that it would not be common to repeat them, and deploy anti-propaganda on television and the Internet, accusing them of rocking the situation in the country and treason.

      I don't even understand, why are you all so worried about Passy Riot ??? What did they do? Performing in a church? So what? Knowing your "poor" church, I would take it under the state. control, and would control everything that moves there, otherwise there is such a business that the Pope nervously smokes on the sidelines.
      1. urzul
        urzul 15 August 2012 15: 07
        +7
        Business is not in all churches. There are very good priests.
        And about the girls, so even I (essentially an atheist) would have nailed myself out of it.
        1. andrei332809
          andrei332809 15 August 2012 20: 07
          0
          urzul
          I was on a business trip in Moscow, on May 8 I went to Victory Park. There sat such a father, naturally hefty, hefty, a beard with a snow shovel. We drank 2 bottles with him, then, in general, they are very warm with beer, and there are riot police around, looks askance, but doesn’t touch. surely they don’t want to get involved with the church. yes, and we behaved decently, didn’t row, didn’t
        2. Shulz-1955
          Shulz-1955 16 August 2012 00: 03
          0
          What does good priests mean? What has the existence of God already proven? Everywhere we eat ... clean water. They may be good people, but they preach that which they themselves do not know.
      2. UAZ Patriot
        UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 16: 05
        +4
        We have churches .. hmmm ... actually the church, unlike the USSR, did not break up !!! fellow countryman :)
      3. 11Goor11
        11Goor11 15 August 2012 17: 09
        +1
        Morgan stanley
        Have you performed in a church? So what?

        There are things that cannot be "touched", it's like talking for "someone's mother"
        "- And your mother is" such "and" such "
        - Yes, she is, and now come here I will hit in the face. "
        People from animals in my opinion are distinguished by the presence of spiritual values.
        And they have almost no such values ​​left in the west ... I am mistaken, you cannot speak badly about minorities there! Here's how! Here is a new religion: "DIFFER from the usual!" And the servants of the new religion: men in nightgowns with painted lips.
        Damn, what an abomination. I wonder if there is a correct name for this feeling, not "homophobia" because it is about some kind of "fear of them", but that this word was about disgust to them?
        1. lewerlin53rus
          lewerlin53rus 15 August 2012 18: 23
          +2
          If these Shluhi Pussi Riot in their action shouted against, say, Navalny, then all the liberals spat on them from head to toe. And the most appropriate punishment for them is soundly salted rods. And do not make them victims of the regime
        2. Morgan stanley
          Morgan stanley 16 August 2012 02: 25
          0
          Quote: 11Goor11
          And in the West they have almost no such values ​​...

          ... But what I have not seen that they would perform in "holy places", it means that there is.
          Quote: 11Goor11
          I’m mistaken, you can’t talk badly about minorities there!

          As well as about the majority. Oh yes, in Russia can one speak badly about minorities? Not. Deputies are a minority, you tell them something, you will see the reaction of this minority.
          Quote: 11Goor11
          And the ministers of the new religion: men in nighties with painted lips.
          Did you see a couple of pictures from the Internet, all of them at once? There are normal people who do not express their orientation so vividly. What did they do to you that you have homophobia? Beat? Offended? Personally, it somehow doesn’t matter to me what kind of orientation a person is, if he is adequate, not a dumb degenerate, and you can speak with him normally, why should I be afraid of him, or should I have an aversion to him?
          Just do not need me now to attribute the status of a liberalist and other shnyaga, I, unlike some, have my own opinion, and I look at everything with reason.
  4. volcano
    volcano 15 August 2012 13: 41
    +11
    Thanks Oleg.
    The Pi number is the best fit for the United States. Who will now say that they are not pi .... ndosy.
  5. Melchakov
    Melchakov 15 August 2012 13: 41
    +4
    As always great, especially:
    Shark "swims" in the Gulf of Mexico
    . laughing
  6. Armata
    Armata 15 August 2012 13: 44
    +7
    I wonder how 20 tanks were dragged across the border through border guards? It seems to me that this is nonsense.
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 15 August 2012 13: 50
      +8
      Nanotanks.
      1. spender
        spender 15 August 2012 13: 52
        +6
        Quote: vorobey
        Nanotanks.

        Sanya, where will they get the nanotankists? laughing Or, following the example of rat sappers, spawned hamsters of tankers? belay
        1. Armata
          Armata 15 August 2012 13: 56
          +5
          Quote: vorobey

          Nanotanks.

          Quote: spender
          Sanya, where will they get the nanotankists?

          Not men, I seriously, how can I drag? This is useful for the Sano business, cars are smaller than tanks. feel
        2. vorobey
          vorobey 15 August 2012 14: 01
          +5
          Kars is involved for sure. He sells tank models.

          Quote: spender
          Or following the example of rat sappers, spawned hamsters of tankers


          What hamsters. you reason logically. tanks from from Libya. Gaddafi as he called the enemy? - Rats. then the tankers are still rats. Is it logical?
        3. Odessa
          Odessa 15 August 2012 14: 52
          +5
          spender,
          Or following the example of rat sappers, spawned hamsters of tankers

          But what about a kitten comes down to a zhrachka, a rat-hamster, pour milk? laughing
          1. spender
            spender 15 August 2012 15: 06
            +5
            Quote: Odessa
            But what about a kitten comes down to a zhrachka, a rat-hamster, pour milk?

            Thank you, I have a refrigerator filled with fresh penguin, milk does not roll, mead has not ended yet laughing
      2. Odessa
        Odessa 15 August 2012 14: 51
        +3
        vorobey,
        Nanotanks.

        Nano shovels, remote controlled, do not lose the remote control! laughing
        1. Armata
          Armata 15 August 2012 15: 03
          +3
          Quote: Odessa
          But what about a kitten comes down to a zhrachka, a rat-hamster, pour milk?

          [
          Quote: Odessa
          Nano shovels, remote controlled, do not lose the remote control!

          Well, a good Esther came and went down to one slipper on her mustache, another on the remote control. laughing Hi fellow
          1. Odessa
            Odessa 15 August 2012 15: 19
            +1
            Locomotive,
            Hi

            And you
    2. Morgan stanley
      Morgan stanley 15 August 2012 14: 58
      +1
      Via Turkey Mb? The border guards were spanked.
  7. vorobey
    vorobey 15 August 2012 13: 45
    +9
    Secretary of Defense reiterates America’s adherence to declared withdrawal schedule - despite serious situation in Afghanistan quote.

    is it a victory or a defeat?

    US population reached a mathematical constant yesterday - the number of "Pi" multiplied by 100 million.

    And therefore, the prefix Pi should not be considered offensive at the mention of Pi n dosii

    American President Mr. Obama brews beer in the capital's residence on Pennsylvania Avenue, 1600. He brews it not only to drink on the spot, but also to take it with him on campaign trips around the country.

    This is what I understand the first person of the state is its business and does not pay for rent. but for now.
    1. spender
      spender 15 August 2012 13: 47
      +10
      Quote: vorobey
      is it a victory or a defeat?

      Flight victory laughing
      Do you remember how they taught the Georgians a "victorious, proud flight" with the abandonment of equipment ... Now they themselves will show how it is done winked
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 13: 49
        +9
        But what’s they even throwing equipment at? The Germans in 41 and even more worthy of Moscow rolled back.


        Mitt Romney said: if he becomes president, then by the end of his second four-year term - and so, by the end of 2021 - the US will get rid of the need to buy oil abroad. He said this, speaking to the miners in the village of Belsville in Ohio.

        from this phrase generally urzhen. And what did he say to the oilmen of the Gulf of Mexico?
        1. andrei332809
          andrei332809 15 August 2012 14: 11
          +8
          he meant that by 2021 all of the planet’s oil would be theirs. load oranges in barrels
          1. vorobey
            vorobey 15 August 2012 14: 16
            +9
            Well yes. Recently, geologists in America discovered one North African country in their oilfield.
        2. vladimir64ss
          vladimir64ss 15 August 2012 14: 28
          +7
          Quote: vorobey
          US will get rid of the need to buy oil

          For the absence of the United States itself. by 2021 In general, a worthy successor to Bush is expected. "" "" "" "" "An incomplete picture: reports from Syria" - sanity has not completely left the German press. "" "" "" Obama, to heaps, you need to build a pigsty on the lawn, and to issue a dacha cooperative "The White House in Black Hands", Then he is not afraid of any elections. Thanks for the review.
          1. Ilyich
            Ilyich 16 August 2012 16: 52
            0
            Quote: vladimir64ss
            In the absence of the United States itself.

            No, America will be. Maybe even they will have a common president - Romney. But they will not need oil, simply because by that time they will be heated exclusively by firewood.
            As I imagine "Enterprise" or "Los Angeles" on the wood - I'm already happy for them: the latest technology, damn it.
      2. Armata
        Armata 15 August 2012 13: 52
        +7
        Quote: spender
        Flight victory

        This tactical retreat to previously prepared positions overseas is wrong. In short, they think of blame and they do not care what they call it. The most interesting thing was that when they entered it they yelled that the Russians do not know how to fight, now the arrogance has been reduced.
      3. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 13: 53
        +5
        Quote: spender
        how they taught the Georgians a "victorious, proud flight" with the abandonment of technology ..


        And choral singing at the same time.
        1. spender
          spender 15 August 2012 13: 57
          +8
          Quote: vorobey
          And choral singing at the same time.

          Choral singing is breathless, if only in this way they sang a duet laughing

          1. vorobey
            vorobey 15 August 2012 14: 07
            +5
            Here 17 hectares of land in the disputed territory with China is already serious.
          2. datur
            datur 15 August 2012 15: 14
            +3
            spender, etozh how many poor Lada heroic rodents then loaded? belay laughing
            1. Odessa
              Odessa 15 August 2012 15: 21
              +2
              datur,
              etozh how many poor Lada heroic rodents then loaded?

              Better ask, where did he pick up the penguins? The traffic inspector didn’t go there, seeing a Lada cat driving and a cabin full of penguins? wassat
              1. Armata
                Armata 15 August 2012 15: 32
                +3
                Quote: Odessa
                , seeing a Lada cat driving and a cabin full of penguins?

                Driving a sparrow, this is his car. And in the photo of the accordion player in the trunk is not visible.
              2. vorobey
                vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 40
                +7
                Quote: Odessa
                A Salon Crammed With Penguins?


                Sha a joke in the subject, about penguins.

                The refrigerator is going to Moscow. lucky penguins to the zoo.
                breaks down near Moscow, drove something like a pull to the traffic police post and turns to inspectors for help. Heat, the truck defrosts, penguins begin to choke. Inspectors begin to slow down hitchhikers and send 2-3 penguins in hounds to the zoo. There are four penguins left, and there are no cars as luck would have it on the road. And here 600merin comes up with an unsteady gait. I drove apparently out of my mind. The traffic cops are slowing down, a new Russian is falling out of the cabin and the traffic cops are to blame
                - Well, guys are to blame, well, gulnul, do you want money?
                - Don’t need money; help better. Here it is necessary to take penguins to the zoo.
                - There’s no Bazar, we’ll do it in the best possible way. Loads in the back seat of the penguins and leaves.
                - the next day, the traffic cop calls the zoo to find out how things are, and he is told that 4 penguins are missing. Policeman by the head - I realized that this is the last four in the 600 gelding. let's punch addresses on the car. He is going home, his wife says that he hasn’t appeared at home for two days, he wonders where he can be found, his wife gives the address of the club. policeman flies there. enters the club - picture. A heady pretzel sits, and around four penguins (one in a red jacket) eat ice cream. policeman shouts to him
                - I asked you to take them to the zoo.
                -Tsssss commander do not make noise, said the same in the best view of the Air Force
                were in the zopark, in the cinema I kept it together, now we’ll have lunch and go to the barn.
                1. vladimir64ss
                  vladimir64ss 15 August 2012 16: 25
                  +1
                  Quote: vorobey
                  , now we’ll have lunch at the barn.

                  Well, now they will sell tickets in the trunk.
      4. datur
        datur 15 August 2012 15: 10
        +4
        spender, as one Amer general in Korea replied, I don’t see the retreating (or rather the fleeing .... troops), I see the troops advancing in the other direction !! wink
  8. andrei332809
    andrei332809 15 August 2012 13: 47
    +2
    I read it with pleasure, thanks.
    and Gabriele must be interceded - he also turns out to be a prisoner of conscience. It is necessary to impose sanctions against the Vatican and excommunicate everyone involved in his arrest. For the Italian, excommunication is a complete paragraph in life
  9. DEMENTIY
    DEMENTIY 15 August 2012 13: 48
    +10
    Moonshiner from the White House. American President Mr. Obama brews beer at the capital's residence on Pennsylvania Avenue, 1600. He brews it not only to drink on the spot, but also to take it with him on campaign trips around the country. This was told today by the correspondent. ITAR-TASS Ivan Lebedev.

    I liked it the most!
  10. lelikas
    lelikas 15 August 2012 13: 49
    +10
    Obama masters new profession in case of election failure drinks
    Reading the statements of American leaders, you understand that Zadornov is wrong - they are not stupid, they are rather like children for whom there is only one point of view - their own and it is always the only correct one. The Yankees are absolutely sincerely surprised - How do you all disagree with us ??? The truth is that these "children" have so many weapons.
    I didn’t understand which long-range cruise missiles were discussed in the article ?? Maybe they pushed Che on Pike and I overslept ???
    Yankes fellows- calculated the number of PI in the population yes Now let them add the number of illegal immigrants to it, add it and get the number of ZDEC. hi
  11. Dictator1412
    Dictator1412 15 August 2012 13: 55
    +2
    SimonBolivar Hold On Assad! And the snuff should be planted for 10 years, so that it would not be common to repeat them, and deploy anti-propaganda on television and the Internet, accusing them of rocking the situation in the country and treason.
    About treason to the motherland is you lichen! What for us these pieces? Feed them 10 years? Throw out of the country without the right to return! Throw to your fans and intercessors. It is interesting to see what will happen to them if they perform in the Vatican? In the synagogue? In the mosque? Etc.
    1. Forget
      Forget 15 August 2012 14: 02
      +3
      And I really like one puska as a woman feel
      1. Goga
        Goga 15 August 2012 14: 22
        +4
        Forget it - Colleague, how did you manage to call this sperm collector - a woman? You’re already somehow more discriminating, if you can, or else you’ll be drawn to Valeria Novodvorskaya or the dog - take care of yourself ... hi
        Sincerely, Igor.
      2. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 14: 33
        +7
        Quote: Forget
        And I really like one puska as a woman

        With or without a pouch on your head?
        1. Goga
          Goga 15 August 2012 14: 44
          +1
          vorobey - Greetings, Colleague! Wow, I can't even believe it, so they really had heads under the bags there? But judging by the sounds from under the "bags" - there was a completely different place they had hidden ... wassat
          1. vorobey
            vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 01
            +4
            It’s not just that for me there’s either more vodka or a bag on my head.
            1. Goga
              Goga 15 August 2012 15: 59
              0
              vorobey - Colleague, with the first part of your statement - a quote - "... more vodka" - I agree unconditionally, but the second part - a quote - "... a bag on your head." - I think it is just necessary to add: a bag on the head and an eyelet on the neck ... and what, a well-deserved "decoration" bully
              1. vorobey
                vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 18
                +3
                Goga, and a little loop around the neck on a fig. Show in yards for money?
                1. Goga
                  Goga 15 August 2012 16: 25
                  +1
                  vorobey - Colleague, this technology is this:
                  1. a bag on the head;
                  2. eyelet on the neck;
                  3. a stool from under the legs;
                  4. carrion in the trash.
                  so I am in favor of this option, and for edification to others - to give some time to hang, to smell, so that the remaining "creative personalities" can really assess the prospects awaiting them ... sad
                  1. vorobey
                    vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 29
                    +3
                    Quote: Gogh
                    vorobey - Colleague, this technology is this:
                    1. a bag on the head;
                    2. eyelet on the neck;
                    3. a stool from under the legs;
                    4. carrion in the trash

                    Why, it’s better to show for money. did she want fame?
                    and you can praise yourself for humanity and earn money.
    2. datur
      datur 15 August 2012 15: 18
      +2
      Dictator1412, and to whom are these n .... s needed there? they have this good there like dirt. and in all walks of life !!! just light the blue moon somehow !!!!! belay wink laughing and steering they have the main lesbian Clintons !!! laughing
    3. Kshatriy
      Kshatriy 15 August 2012 15: 32
      +3
      Quote: Dictator1412
      It is interesting to see what will happen to them if they perform

      Quote: Dictator1412
      In the mosque?

      This is the most wonderful punishment for them --- to force them to go wild in a mosque and to land them in a square in Riyadh --- and see how from execution - their friends are throwing stones at libe-ra-you and other pi-te-ras otmazyvat them will ???
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 44
        +5
        send on a tour of the countries of the Persian drinking, Saudi Arabia. Qatar, Iraq. Libya, as carriers of democratic values ​​and culture.
  12. Forget
    Forget 15 August 2012 14: 01
    +1
    The boat sailed for a month not found, this became known only after she left the territory of the USA ... I am a bastard !! lol
    1. black_eagle
      black_eagle 15 August 2012 14: 17
      0
      I’m not sure that nothing is swimming there now))))))))))))))
  13. Kaa
    Kaa 15 August 2012 14: 01
    +5
    Life boils, some passages squeeze a mean male tear, from some - a hysterical laugh.

    "America and its loyal geopolitical allies, in the diplomatic language traditionally referred to as the" international community, "will find other ways to get rid of Assad." Well, everything is clear, how many attempts on Fidel Castro were there?
    "Mr. Panetta also confirmed that Washington is committed to a diplomatic solution to the Iranian nuclear issue." The same thing was said about the DPRK. Has Iran really created a munitions ammunition? Then the lack of bombing becomes understandable.
    “In addition, the Obama administration for the first time agreed to Turkey’s offer to equip the Free Syrian Army FIM-92 with Stinger anti-aircraft missiles. This became known on August 11. " But Israel is nearby. International airports. Someone will guarantee that there "do not rush"?
    “German photojournalist Marcel Mettelsifen. He went to Syria on a tourist visa. Not a timid dozen and wanting to maintain objectivity, he decided to shoot supporters of Bashar al-Assad in the camp. ” Thousands of such journalists need to be financed. Where is counter-propaganda?
    "There is no information yet about whether his dad is going to have mercy." But what about the ancient tradition of selling indulgences? How much is this at the current rate?
    “Recently Teivo Teivainen, professor of the University of Helsinki, tried to repeat the performance of“ Pussy Riot ”in the church in the Assumption Cathedral in Helsinki, but his“ action ”failed: the“ pusista ”and activists accompanying him were simply not allowed into the cathedral.” - a democratic country, what do you want, I suppose the police also liberalized by the grain.
    “Puske” Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, the representatives of this colorful publication suggested taking a picture for the cover of the Ukrainian version of the magazine. ” - and let him enter the wide ranks of "Udmen", in the sense of "Femen"
    "The Chinese patrol vessels are suspiciously reminiscent of the military." - Well, this is finally from the category of "peaceful Soviet tractor with vertical take-off and landing"
  14. Pit Bull59
    Pit Bull59 15 August 2012 14: 05
    0
    The American government pisses me off !!! Everyone is to blame for them, but they don’t want to notice fluff on their snout!
  15. PARROT
    PARROT 15 August 2012 14: 07
    0
    As for Shark, this is Romney's election game, they make a "dangerous enemy" from Russia.
  16. sergey32
    sergey32 15 August 2012 14: 08
    +4
    Puski gained popularity in the west. After serving, they are likely to be faded there as prisoners of conscience. All is correct of all bl ... th and n .... owls to the west !!!
  17. strannik595
    strannik595 15 August 2012 14: 10
    +5
    beer from the White House to the studio! drinks
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 15 August 2012 14: 13
      +4
      page inappropriately, and beer is the same as the president. dark, without fortress, and useless.
      1. strannik595
        strannik595 15 August 2012 14: 16
        +2
        You are right, we don’t need such a beer, pour Mr. President wink
        1. Odessa
          Odessa 15 August 2012 15: 02
          +1
          Barack Obama grows into unknown that their bastard drives a moonshine wassat
          1. vorobey
            vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 06
            +4
            Here is the heir to Ankle Bens.
        2. valokordin
          valokordin 15 August 2012 20: 31
          0
          A gorgeous shot, but the question is, who collects the bottles for the barracks under or out of beer
      2. Odessa
        Odessa 15 August 2012 14: 56
        +1
        vorobey,
        page inappropriately, and beer is the same as the president. dark, without fortress, and useless

        And judging by the avatar, mix vodka with this beer, now everyone will have fun here ?! wassat
        1. vorobey
          vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 02
          +3
          Yesterday I already knead, still ashamed.
    2. andrei332809
      andrei332809 15 August 2012 14: 16
      +2
      Well it is with the taste of democracy. But do you need it?
      1. lelikas
        lelikas 15 August 2012 15: 41
        0
        The taste of democracy is the taste of aviation kerosene.
  18. Galina
    Galina 15 August 2012 14: 25
    +5
    Something is not heard of the thunder of the righteous anger of our atheists against Catholics? Or are they paid money only for trampling the mud of the Russian Orthodox Church? Well, let's wait.
    And thanks for the review to the authors!
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 15 August 2012 14: 37
      +2
      and do not hear.
      the gang-don sees Pederast from far away. Our clergy at least have always been interested in women, and Catholic bishops with their popes and boys
    2. zatar
      zatar 15 August 2012 17: 49
      -1
      It’s just trampled on, only the Orthodox remains.
  19. dzvero
    dzvero 15 August 2012 14: 37
    0
    "This submarine is considered" quiet "and elusive for radar enemy. " smile
    either the radars are not the same, or the boat did not come up ...
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 15 August 2012 14: 41
      +3
      Yeah. and her term was determined by the prison term that the boatswain who had come ashore received for a scuffle with the local police.
    2. datur
      datur 15 August 2012 15: 21
      +3
      dzvero, and why did it pop up ?? feel she and at depth was not bad !!!! laughing
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 22
        +1
        And why a month, why not three.
      2. dzvero
        dzvero 15 August 2012 15: 40
        +1
        so it was not visible on the radar smile
        and if it pops up (just to let the crew sunbathe, swim in the sea, etc., etc.) and did not notice, then the radars are not the same. or their operators.
        1. vorobey
          vorobey 15 August 2012 15: 47
          +4
          Ivo and surfaced. and the Andreevsky flag was hoisted, and the boatswain on the shore fought. Well, tell me how else could you draw attention to yourself?
          Well, except that to launch a rocket?
          1. dzvero
            dzvero 15 August 2012 16: 02
            +2
            but I thought you were joking about the boatswain belay then I don’t know; maybe a missile launch would not attract attention.
            although if that boatswain's daily and roadside expenses were fatter, he could have fought somewhere near Pennsylvania Ave 1600, DC smile
  20. Odessa
    Odessa 15 August 2012 14: 59
    +4
    Oleg, thanks for the review, you
    1. UAZ Patriot
      UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 16: 06
      -1
      did she suffer? or who helped? :)))
      1. vorobey
        vorobey 15 August 2012 16: 13
        +3
        Kostya you do not cling to Esther idle.
        1. UAZ Patriot
          UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 19: 44
          0
          Do not be offended, I just liked it like that and expressed my feelings through F :)))
      2. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 16: 17
        +4
        Quote: UAZ Patriot
        or who helped?

        Well, let’s say, but what are some difficulties?
        1. UAZ Patriot
          UAZ Patriot 15 August 2012 19: 45
          0
          Do not be rude to me, I did not want evil!
          1. Odessa
            Odessa 15 August 2012 19: 51
            +1
            UAZ Patriot,
            Do not be rude to me, I did not want evil!

            No one was rude. Still lacking what would you want evil?! It's just a question. Everything is in order!
          2. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 15 August 2012 20: 02
            0
            Quote: UAZ Patriot

            Do not be rude to me, I did not want evil!

            There is no rudeness, and since without evil there are no questions, catch a plus drinks
    2. Mart
      15 August 2012 16: 32
      +2
      drinks
      Very beautiful, Ester. Pure gold straight. Thank.
  21. genzik161
    genzik161 15 August 2012 15: 56
    +2
    Poem Grade Class !!!
  22. Andrey96
    Andrey96 15 August 2012 16: 33
    +3
    The rally in support of Pussy Riot took place yesterday at the Orthodox Cathedral of St. Nicholas in Vienna and was covered via Facebook. It looked like this: two people in colored balaclavas unfurled a poster on the pulpit with the slogan "God loves Pussy Riot" and calling for the release of the band members. BAD EXAMPLE IS INVOLVED! We would have made a decision faster, about the girls from the "pusek", but no one is too lazy to support these "fiends of hell." Anything bad that happens in Russia is welcomed by America and its allies. am
  23. zevs379
    zevs379 15 August 2012 17: 00
    +3
    About the stay of the Russian nuclear submarines, it became known how it is with Russian boats, only after she left the area of ​​her sailing.



    Liked +. I hope there is a change left good
    1. vorobey
      vorobey 15 August 2012 17: 08
      +2
      Quote: zevs379
      I hope there is a change left


      Pi times 100 lemons will now be vigilant.
      1. Raven1972
        Raven1972 15 August 2012 21: 08
        +1
        vorobeyPi multiplied by 100 lemons will now be vigilant.
        So that's where the gas about which Romney was talking ... belay laughing
        1. Shulz-1955
          Shulz-1955 16 August 2012 00: 09
          +1
          Romney talked about shale gas, which they allegedly have
  24. Oleg Rosskiyy
    Oleg Rosskiyy 15 August 2012 18: 16
    +1
    Romney said that America, now importing about 45% of its oil, "will no longer have to buy" black gold "in Venezuela and the Middle East." The politician said: "We must use our own energy resources - our coal, gas, oil, renewable and nuclear energy sources."
    Only Mr. Romney forgot to mention in which region of the world their resources are located, probably in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, etc.
  25. Tatanka Yotanka
    Tatanka Yotanka 15 August 2012 18: 18
    +2
    The road to glory. Meanwhile, the worldwide fame of punk girls has grown to the Playboy magazine.

    that is, perverted hooliganism turns into politics. they would slap a hooligan in full with an awesome fine and for a long time everyone would forget about them, that there are no buzzes for democrats and liberalists, the authorities themselves have been promoted by a political court like fighters with the regime
  26. Oleg Rosskiyy
    Oleg Rosskiyy 15 August 2012 18: 23
    -1
    Regular fans "pusek."
    Still, it’s good that in some matters Russia lags behind the West, there is a chance not to go along the path of idiots.
  27. Tatanka Yotanka
    Tatanka Yotanka 15 August 2012 19: 05
    +2
    Quote: Oleg Rosskiyy
    Regular fans of the "little ones"

    where did you get the idea that I'm a fan? that I propose to forget these idiots? the more attention to them, the more squeal in the west they will enjoy, the ideologists will have something to write about, and forgotten, not politicized, Nikums who are not needed will find themselves in a dump
    1. Oleg Rosskiyy
      Oleg Rosskiyy 15 August 2012 22: 43
      0
      Quote: Tatanka Yotanka
      where did you get that I'm a fan?

      What makes you think that I said about you? "Regular Pusek Fans" is a copied article title. My comment refers to those idiots who imitate them - "pr".
      1. Tatanka Yotanka
        Tatanka Yotanka 16 August 2012 05: 57
        0
        Quote: Oleg Rosskiyy
        Where did you get what I said about you?

        I'm sorry
  28. Rossmk
    Rossmk 15 August 2012 19: 29
    0
    Not bad Obama settled there. Well done dude! laughing
  29. v53993
    v53993 15 August 2012 20: 38
    0
    "The Shark swam in the Gulf of Mexico".

    Cool steep tail wound.
  30. REPA1963
    REPA1963 15 August 2012 20: 46
    0
    One can imagine that amers write on a similar site how many of their boats went unnoticed off the coast of Russia.
    1. Oleg Rosskiyy
      Oleg Rosskiyy 15 August 2012 22: 55
      0
      Quote: REPA1963
      One can imagine that amers write on a similar site how many of their boats went unnoticed off the coast of Russia.

      Yes, but we are not pretending to be a "world gendarme", but this demarche means one thing - conditional destruction.
  31. PSih2097
    PSih2097 15 August 2012 21: 28
    0
    This submarine is considered "quiet" and elusive for enemy radars.

    Maybe all the same sonar? Or the global sonar sonar system "SOSUS" (Sonar Surveillance System - Sound Observation System - several lines of acoustic control established by the Americans on the seabed in order to timely detect submarines).
    Although there are many ways:
    Detection methods by type of physical fields: acoustic, magnetometric, radar, gas, thermal, electrolytic, optical (visual).
  32. Afftar
    Afftar 15 August 2012 21: 55
    0
    So then Obama will drive the hell out and the DB.
  33. suharev-52
    suharev-52 15 August 2012 23: 14
    +3
    Oleg. Thanks for the review. The mood has risen. You, as always, know how to time and with humor. Thanks again. I look forward to continuing. Sincerely.
    1. Apollo
      Apollo 15 August 2012 23: 19
      +5
      Quote: suharev-52
      Oleg. Thanks for the review. The mood has risen. You, as always, know how to time and with humor. Thanks again. I look forward to continuing. Sincerely.


      I support, the review was competently brief and concise.

      Review +
  34. StrateG
    StrateG 16 August 2012 00: 27
    0
    Regular fans of the "little ones." In the previous Mosaic, the story was about the blue mayor of Reykjavik, who put on a bra, dressed up in a woman’s dress and balaclava, and drove along the city streets in a truck, posing as a “puska”


    What are you all working on "Puski" "Puski" ... They are letters! And without quotes and with a capital letter! I doubt they didn't know what they were doing!

    And Obamych is great. However, let the Yusovites themselves try his "black" beer.
  35. not good
    not good 16 August 2012 09: 13
    0
    Like in a gulf of mexican
    My fish swam
    Oh ..... the evil Yankees were
    They didn’t catch anything .... wink
  36. Arsen
    Arsen 16 August 2012 10: 19
    0
    20 tanks across the border, this is already at the opening of the war.
  37. Konsdneprovsky
    Konsdneprovsky 16 August 2012 12: 24
    0
    According to Panetta, there are "signs" of the creation by Tehran of groups of pro-government militias that will operate in Syrian territory. The head of the Pentagon noted that such actions by Iran would complicate the situation in the region, because "the Syrians themselves, and not Iran, should determine the future of the Syrian people."
    and right there:
    Western and Arab states have stepped up military assistance to the Free Syrian Army by providing it with twenty Russian-made T-62 tanks, for which rich Qatar paid. Fighting vehicles transferred from Libya. It is reported by MIGnews with reference to DEBKAfile.
    “Good” on the transfer of the first heavy weapons to the rebels was given by the US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, on August 13 while on a short visit in Istanbul.
    In addition, the Obama administration for the first time agreed to a proposal by Turkey to arm the FIM-92 Free Syrian Army with Stinger anti-aircraft missiles. This was announced 11 August.

    I can't understand they are really such morons or pretend ??? They shout that Iran should not interfere, because the Syrians themselves must decide this, and immediately give weapons to the rebels ... Dalbae ... in one word. Another would be a nuclear bomb given to the "democratic opposition ...
  38. Darck
    Darck 16 August 2012 12: 51
    0
    The moonshiner from the White House.
    Brewer and not moonshine .... you need to be taught everything fellow
  39. ward
    ward 16 August 2012 20: 43
    0
    So, with jokes and jokes, we lived in the world for some time ... conclusion marasmus grew stronger ...