Drunk British submarine officer was about to unload nuclear missiles

A British submarine officer was prevented from directing the unloading of nuclear missiles and was suspended from service. The reason was his drunken appearance.

About this agency RIA News informed source said.

The incident took place at the dock of the Kings Bay naval base, located in the US state of Georgia, where the British submarine Vigilant entered. The sailors were tasked with unloading 16 Trident missiles, each of which carries three nuclear warheads. A drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands. It was he who was supposed to direct the actions of his subordinates.

The officer who was replaced by Luv realized that arms not worth it, so I told my superiors about the inadequate state of my friend:

He was unable to bear responsibility for nuclear weapons ... There was no choice but to notify the higher command.

The "Zaletchik" was sent to Scotland, to the home port of a warship, where an investigation of his misdemeanor began. The further fate of the chicken involved in the incident is unknown.

The Vigilant submarine has already been mentioned earlier in connection with the scandalous behavior of its crew members. The former captain of the submarine and his assistant were fired for "hazing" with female colleagues. In addition, nine sailors from this submarine were fired for drug use.

Comments

[Krasnodar]

Drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands

Cultural - had a snack!

[Hunter 2]

Greetings to Albert! Definitely "Russian trace" just about Vodka for chicken was not written, there is an investigation!

[Krasnodar]

Greetings, Alex!
Russian trace - definitely!
PS Was the chicken kosher?

[novel66]

you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

[Hunter 2]

Quote: novel xnumx

you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

And what did he eat before? that's why it was not!

[novel66]

well, all the same - some kind of chicken ... potatoes, herring, bacon ...

[Cutter]

The reason was his drunken appearance.

Well, they say that only the Russian military "kvass" .... Come on, the "partners" have a muzzle, too, in "fluff" ...

[Shurik70]

Bring fried chicken to unload nuclear missiles? Yes, and an officer from the crew, known for his hazing?
Russia needs to impose sanctions.
For the use of anti-vegetarian propaganda in unloading nuclear weapons by a potential hacker. This is an attempt on democracy in general and a threat to Russia's security!

[Nemchinov Vl]

Quote: Hunter 2

And what did he eat before?

about taco-ee ?! How boldly the likely enemy began to behave ... (!).

[antivirus]

ALREADY THE SEASON OF Sauerkraut Has Begun - NOT A RUSSIAN FOOTPRINT IS LOOKED IN SAWING
this is the main news on Brit ost-ah will be.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: novel xnumx

you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

Britons and close to the Slavs do not pull. Take 25 grams of whiskey and dilute with 100 grams of Schweppes. But that’s enough for them, and they don’t need a snack for such a “foolishness”. Although you go to the shops, you will not find a snack. Whoever can drink with them is like in the whole world, they are fishermen.

[K-612-O]

Well, no need, I've seen enough of the English ruff whipping, during the World Cup, horror. And almost no snack, then like pigs lying around. We still have a culture of drinking, "here, there is no chocolate, but a snack" (c)

[tihonmarine]

Quote: K-612-O

Well, no need, I've seen enough of the English ruff whipping, during the World Cup, horror.

Sorry, but no one canceled the "freebie", and the Brit can get drunk on it (about Fritz) I'm not talking about.

[K-612-O]

Well, not for free, but on purpose, a glass in a glass and there beer (perverts) or whiskey porter washed down.
We still need communication in the process, and at least one piece of BLACK bread, preferably with a kilo or lard.
And it's not our method to interfere.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: K-612-O

Well, not for free, but on purpose, a glass in a glass and there beer (perverts) or whiskey porter washed down.

At home they have an expensive "awl", usually a little diluted whiskey, but on the bird, there is first beer, then a little whiskey, then beer and further, well, some add fruit-profitable ones (like that for a pound and a half pound), the attic takes down , like our sinegals. There are even the same aunts. After 22.00, the bar is disgusting to sit. Here the Irish are like us, they drink "everything that burns."

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: K-612-O

Well, not for free, but on purpose, a glass in a glass and there beer (perverts) or whiskey porter washed down.
We still need communication in the process, and at least one piece of BLACK bread, preferably with a kilo or lard.
And it's not our method to interfere.

Remembered

Two men stand in the store, consult.
- Well, do we take two or three?
- Give two - yesterday we took three, there was a lot.
They come to the counter, shove money to the saleswoman:
- Please, three bottles of vodka and two toffee.

How much I drank with foreigners, how much I saw in the movies, there was a bottle and glasses on the table. And that's all. We have the last drunk, even with a caramel, but he will chew. At a store near our village nalivayka - there crab sticks are cut in half for a snack. Modestly, cheaply and at least something to smell. And foreigners whip ABSOLUTELY no snack.
And another observation. He drank with us - sat, talked, poured again. And the bourgeoisie are throwing themselves in silence one by one. As if they will take it away now.

[culinary]

Quote: tihonmarine

Quote: novel xnumx

you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

Britons and close to the Slavs do not pull. Take 25 grams of whiskey and dilute with 100 grams of Schweppes. But that’s enough for them, and they don’t need a snack for such a “foolishness”. Although you go to the shops, you will not find a snack. Whoever can drink with them is like in the whole world, they are fishermen.

They know how to drink here. Until I drop. I still joke with their "shots" ...
Four Shots, this is a hundredth !.
How can you explain to them that this is just the beginning? [/ I]
They pick on differently ...

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: kulinar

I still joke with their "shots" ...
Four Shots, this is a hundredth !.
How can you explain to them that this is just the beginning?

E. Hemingway was considered an unsurpassed drunkard, whom no one could drink. He persuaded a dozen drinks. Even if there are doubles - who is it that will dump 600 grams? We would have in any liqueur Hemingway not to brag about his drunkenness, but modestly sit in the corner and write "The Old Man and the Sea." Do what you can do ...

[Clear]

The Vigilant submarine has already been mentioned earlier in connection with the scandalous behavior of its crew members. The former captain of the submarine and his assistant were fired for "hazing" with female colleagues. In addition, nine sailors from this submarine were fired for drug use.

Is this really the British army?

[novel66]

no lady, it's the royal navy! my regards

[Clear]

Quote: novel xnumx

no lady, it's the royal navy! my regards

A-ahh, Roman, well, if this is a fleet named after the city of Queen, then it is clear

[novel66]

we don’t need ours - that's

[Clear]

Quote: novel xnumx

we don’t need ours - that's

Great ship, Roma. And here is ours.

[novel66]

well, nothing too

[Clear]

Quote: novel xnumx

well, nothing too

Let's meet the enemies with lead!

[novel66]

and iron! (and a little bit of explosives)

[Clear]

Quote: novel xnumx

and iron! (and a little bit of explosives)

Right! We'll keep the wine for ourselves

[novel66]

of course, for the victory!

[Catfish]

Was! In the pocket.

[Xnumx vis]

Quote: Krasnodar

Greetings, Alex!
Russian trace - definitely!
PS Was the chicken kosher?

The rooster didn’t come close to her, he didn’t smell her trail .. I swear by my mother!

[Krasnodar]

I heard her turkey felt its wing. And nodded at the hemp. With men!

[Xnumx vis]

Wai, ne good! A turkey passed by a wing touched .. with a nose .. Hemp for medicinal purposes in Georgia and Ukraine is allowed. A chicken from Georgia. I swear by my mother! Yesterday I ate lobio, drank kinzmarauli!

[Krasnodar]

For medicinal purposes, bumblebees ... is he sick?

[Xnumx vis]

Quote: Krasnodar

For medicinal purposes, bumblebees ... is he sick?

Satsivi chicken ... Walnut, cilantro, here and there ... a little bit of hvachkara, a little bit of chacha. Ay, genatsvale! HA RA SHO! Everything is for medicinal purposes only!

[Krasnodar]

Khachapuri-shmachapuri - such a young chicken-birds, and already being treated ... wai me ...

[Captain Pushkin]

And all the same, sorry for the bird ... for the chicken, that is ..

[Real Pilot]

We found something to surprise the Russians! Drunk, you see, he came ...

But about hazing with females - there is definitely a "Russian trace" with vodka can be traced

As in a joke:
American gays flatly refuse to drink Russian vodka! She immediately attracts women!

[paul3390]

In which hand should a gentleman hold a fork if in his right he is holding a cutlet?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: paul3390

In which hand should a gentleman hold a fork if in his right he is holding a cutlet?

I don't know which fork, but the glass is definitely in the left one.

[culinary]

Quote: tihonmarine

Quote: paul3390

In which hand should a gentleman hold a fork if in his right he is holding a cutlet?

I don't know which fork, but the glass is definitely in the left one.

In the teeth ...
Why borrow your hands?

[Captain Pushkin]

The mistake came out - that gentleman was holding the cutlet in his LEFT hand, which caused problems with the fork (a fork, as you know, is usually held in his left hand, and a knife in his right)

[Observer2014]

Drunk British submarine officer was about to unload nuclear missiles

Well done. My neighbor "underground", retired from the Strategic Missile Forces, told me nothing like that. Everything is within the bounds of decency and a military secret. There are no ideal people anywhere; they are strange everywhere.

[tihonmarine]

Drunk British submarine officer was about to unload nuclear missiles

Probably the unloading was supposed to be on Saturday, and the man came after the all-night "birdey".

[Deniska999]

VO is worthy of such news.

[culinary]

Quote: Deniska999

VO is worthy of such news.

They just got it wrong again.
On Her Majesty's submarines, nuclear missiles are operated by US Navy officers.
And they are responsible.
And fuck a drunken boatswain.
No matter how they build it on the Internet ...

[culinary]

So yes, according to Russian ranks, this is a captain of the third rank

[Captain Pushkin]

Quote: Deniska999

VO is worthy of such news.

And what if that drunk had started to press the wrong buttons and turn the wrong handles on the hike? Who do you think the British nuclear submarines are targeting?

[svp67]

The reason was his drunken appearance.

But just as you don’t listen to the English, so the most drunks are Russian ... but no, and gentlemen are prone to this vice

[venik]

Quote: svp67

But just as you don’t listen to the English, so the most drunks are Russian ... but no, and gentlemen are prone to this vice

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Well, it's not for nothing that the proverb appeared: "Drunk, how english lored! "

[Clear]

Quote: svp67

The reason was his drunken appearance.

But just as you don’t listen to the English, so the most drunks are Russian ... but no, and gentlemen are prone to this vice

Not otherwise the gentleman of Russian tourists met

[Fedor Sokolov]

It is a pity that the man was burned, I believe he would have done everything clearly and the island of hatred and anger disappeared in the depths of the oceans.

[Asad]

So they unloaded in the United States, there is already a mainland, more source material is needed!

[Polite Moose]

Quote: Fyodor Sokolov

It's a pity that the man was burned

Well yes. And most importantly - why ?! The unloading of nuclear missiles is not a blow to the sparrows. This is a huge responsibility. So the lieutenant commander took 100gr. for courage. And then again - for the sake of skill. And then he consolidated his success, reaching a state of absolute confidence in his actions. But then, on takeoff, the eagle was hit by a flightless bird - a chicken, and besides, a fried one. Unmasking factor, however. Well, he's not the first officer whose career was ruined by chicken ...

[venik]

Quote: Polite Elk

But then, on takeoff, the eagle was hit by a flightless bird - a chicken, and besides, a fried one.

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Was it really a chicken? Maybe a roast cock? Which is his ("eagle") in .... "the most wrong place pecked "?

[K-612-O]

Here I remember: a chicken is not a bird - a lieutenant is not an officer.

[culinary]

Quote: K-612-O

Here I remember: a chicken is not a bird - a lieutenant is not an officer.

Abid you say !!!!
All the generals started with littech.
Even who had marshals.

[engineer74]

With aviation it is clear, "I was in the air when God created order on earth," but where were these? I have never heard such anecdotes about the fleet
And so everything is as usual, if not for the chicken, no one would have noticed

PS Is it normal for them to publish the names of submarine command personnel, and even before the end of the debriefing?

[Alexey RA]

Quote: engineer74

With aviation it is clear, "I was in the air when God created order on earth," but where were these? I have never heard such anecdotes about the fleet

Everything is serious in the navy.

The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, lash and sodomy.

© attributed to Winston Churchill
So the lieutenant commander was just strictly observing the first of the traditions.

[Mwg]

"He was unable to be responsible for nuclear weapons ..." - but he was happy to be responsible for fried chicken ...

[Prisoner]

This is apparently not a drug addict. There were no Russians in the family? Although ours would have eaten something more serious.

[Polite Moose]

Quote: Captive

There were no Russians in the family?

Carrying a snack to the unloading area is not our method. This is purely English slickness.

[Charik]

purely English murder

[tralflot1832]

Nothing terrible, it will be justified. The type will say, I am not afraid of the trident only when I pump up the whiskey politra. It always happens that I load that I shoot without a whiskey, but before that they did not notice. This is the last time with the commander of the four of us they pressed the start button and And in the name of the queen, remove this informer from the side of the boat, there is no need to disgrace His Majesty's ship. So all the normal sailors scatter or have already scattered. Do you need to reward the enemy like that? Zhapko knocked, except for the chicken, I hope they didn't find a bottle of Stolichnaya? That would be a fiasco!

[yehat2]

Apparently, he escaped from the newbie's bucket because he was eating.
But the Russian Federation will still be accused, because the brine was not delivered on time.

[antivirus]

Do you consider vodka as an antidote, 0.5L?
Did Navalny receive the wrong instructions from foreigners?
or correctly washed down mineral water with vodka and remained alive?

[Alexey RA]

A drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the site with a fried chicken in his hands.

At least I have chicken

© Lee-i-i-iroi Jenkins

[barin]

So much attention to the chicken ... Not otherwise, they will do extreme.

[yehat2]

prove that she has relatives in Russia.

[Polite Moose]

Quote: yehat2

prove that she has relatives in Russia.

Husband. He is currently serving a sentence in a correctional institution.

[Baloo]

Boshirov and Petrov came to admire the spiers of King's Bay. Well, we went into a bar, met, talked. The Americas arranged a competition for whoever was bigger. How are our guys doing?

[air defense]

The "glorious" traditions of the British submarine fleet have recently had sex and drug scandals.

[yehat2]

the Britons had downtown, now there will be a downfleet

[venik]

Quote: Airdefense

The "glorious" traditions of the British submarine fleet have recently had sex and drug scandals.

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Now also with alcohol and chicken ... Full set!!!

[culinary]

Quote: Airdefense

The "glorious" traditions of the British submarine fleet have recently had sex and drug scandals.

Everything was.
Now the "mistress of the seas" serves the pin ... to .. owls.
Little can be displayed in the ocean space to maintain its flag.
Here on the island to deal with the problems.

[Yngvar]

Quote: Krasnodar

Drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands

Cultural - had a snack!

After the marijuana, it struck :)

[ZEMCH]

The officer Luv replaced, realized that it was not worth letting him near nuclear weapons, so he informed his superiors about the inadequate state of his comrade:

He was unable to bear responsibility for nuclear weapons ... There was no choice but to notify the higher command.

I knocked because they wanted to drink together, but he was all in one mug))) Definitely in Scotland, during the investigation, they will find a "Russian trace")))
Or drank vodka, or grandma sinned)))

[Lex_is]

So before that, they sniffed coke with the whole boat and fucked up women - officers, and then they got into the habit of drinking (before that, their team in the bar got used to it, being infected with COVID).
Whose is this still a trace?

[ZEMCH]

Plus! Now they will find traces of the Novice, who stirred up the crew)))

[Lex_is]

And these are the valiant British submariners, in July, tried to ram the passenger ferry Stena Superfast VII with 282 passengers on board. The captain of the ferry got a little sick when he saw the periscope, but managed to make an evasive maneuver, diverging less than in the cableway (they have severe captains on the ferries there)

[From Tomsk]

informed source.
This is the same as the robot Fyodor tweeted about drunken Russian cosmonauts.

[Ded_Mazay]

Originally.
Of course, I do not mind that there would be more Lenov Luvs in the Armed Forces of a potential enemy ... But I would like that they would not be allowed near nuclear weapons.

[alean245]

He was not drunk. These are all Russian spies who poisoned the gallant British submariner with cognac poison.

[Paul Siebert]

Quote: tihonmarine

I don't know which fork, but the glass is definitely in the left one.

I don't know about the glass. But this year, Vigelant has already become famous on American soil.
Several submariners went AWOL and hummed in the bar until morning.
And on their return, they infected most of the crew with covid.
Including the commander.
You’ll get bloated from this!

[Lex_is]

This submarine has a long glorious tradition and has been glorified so many times that it received the nickname
HMS Sex and Saucaine

The previous captain and first mate were fired for sleeping with female junior officers.
Nine crew members were fired for sniffing cocaine.
After that, the team took a bite at the bar, infected with COVID.

So the ugly armament officer is not surprised, it is surprising that he was handed over.

[culinary]

Quote: Lex_is

This submarine has a long glorious tradition and has been glorified so many times that it received the nickname
HMS Sex and Saucaine

The previous captain and first mate were fired for sleeping with female junior officers.
.

And if you slept with male junior officers?
Actually, having sex with a woman is good!
And he feels good, and her promotion ...
By the way, in civilian life, Vanstein did the same.
Not appreciated.

[The Siberian barber]

What "captain" ?? What have you read?

[Lex_is]

Normal, submarine commander, Commander Armstrong.

Sub-Lieutenant Rebecca Edwards, a weapons engineering officer on HMS Vigilant, is believed to have an “inappropriate relationship” with its captain.
Divorced Commander Stuart Armstrong, 41, was hauled off the sub last month after fellow senior officers onboard threatened to resign over the alleged affair.
Incredibly his second-in-command, named as Lt Cdr Michael Seal, has also been removed amid accusations he was having a liaison with ANOTHER female crew mate.
TneSun 15 Oct 2017

In case you could not master:
The captain slept with the previous weapons officer, his deputy slept with another female officer.

[Charik]

Cheerful nuclear submarine with such an ICBM, love to drink, smoke, snatch-Your Majesty's submarine fleet-your choice

[Lex_is]

Not only is this submarine so funny, they have a lot of fun there.
Royal Navy has very big crew problems right now, very many deployments and very few people.
They stay there for 9 months a year from a solid case and, quite naturally, are fucking crazy about such a happy life.
By the way, the US Navy is even more fun.

[ycuce234-san]

It is strange that they did not solve this personnel problem by creating a Foreign Legion of Warriors, like the French in their time for ground units. Those have succeeded, they have experience.

[Local from the Volga]

This is how TMV begins !!!

[Igor Berg]

Quote: Krasnodar

Drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands

Cultural - had a snack!

A good person .. The unloading is long, or maybe I wanted to treat my colleagues ...

[savelii1805]

The beginner drank, don't even go to the grandma

[Whirlwind]

And the rocket would explode, again Putin was to blame for Nagliya.

[voyaka uh]

The fate of the chicken is not explained in the article.
Was she given away to be devoured by a shift that unloaded nuclear missiles?
Or eliminated because of the smell of alcohol on the surface of the chicken?
But the fate of humanity depends on such trifles!

[yasher]

Not at all)
Until the rocket is launched, from a boat, without knowledge.
And when loading unloading, it's finally a piece of iron))

[The Siberian barber]

VO, "catches the hype", how is it different?))
At the time of the Union, there was a bigger case))
Disruption of access to the database, because of her, bored))

[culinary]

Quote: Siberian barber

VO, "catches the hype", how is it different?))
At the time of the Union, there was a bigger case))
Disruption of access to the database, because of her, bored))

And where does this not happen?
The islander at least swelled, and came with a snack.
Pin.do.sy were high on alert ...

[The Siberian barber]

I agree! That's why this is not 'news'
They will sort out the service, the guilty will be punished ... and USYO ..
WORKING ORDER ..
..fly - elephant

[Vasyan1971]

The further fate of the chicken involved in the incident is unknown.

Dispose of like a skripal cat, probably ...

[Fedorovich]

But he has a chicken ...

[Hexagon]

Hmm ... Leroy Jenkins is some kind of XDDD

[veritas]

Everything is standard. Except accusations that only Russians drink.

[Old26]

Quote: novel xnumx

well, all the same - some kind of chicken ... potatoes, herring, bacon ...

It is very difficult to be on the pier and to consume potatoes, herring, bacon. And while standing, he could calmly eat chicken ...

Quote: antivirus

ALREADY THE SEASON OF Sauerkraut Has Begun - NOT A RUSSIAN FOOTPRINT IS LOOKED IN SAWING

Exactly. Today I have an anniversary - 30 years of marriage. My wife had not yet gotten into shape after the "crown", so I suggested not making a table, but suggested exactly the ingredients that were mentioned here: bacon with garlic and herbs, pickles and tomatoes, cabbage and herring cut into pieces. Send for a sweet soul. Although there was also a chicken cooked in the oven (sorry for offtopic)

Quote: tihonmarine

Take 25 grams of whiskey and dilute with 100 grams of Schweppes.

It was today that I remembered the "double" whiskey. On TV there was some old Soviet cinema and I asked my household members whether they know what a "double" wiki is. The daughter laughed and said that they have enough double for the evening, and you are dad, you are already drinking the third "double" And no soda ...

Quote: Zoldat_A

We have the last drunk, even with a caramel, but he will chew.

In my youth, there was always a great snack - processed cheese. I even remember the words of the song
"A mark has been made on the glass
And a secluded corner selected
And already broken in your pocket
The processed cheese dries up "

[TermNachTer]

I send my best regards to Captain Timokhin))) how is the "Estyuts" crawling at 60 m depth? Or maybe drunk submariners were crawling?))))

[mvg]

And in the photo MAPL Astyut .... With Tridents

[FRoman1984]

It was either Petrov or Bashirov. Again we came to see the spire.

[tolmachiev51]

Chicken bastard !!!

[Kerensky]

Rockets from mines are taken out in a foreign country by the crew? !! Leads cap-3? !!
People! What kind of chicken are we discussing ...
Midchelist was made a slinger ...