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Drunk British submarine officer was about to unload nuclear missiles

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A British submarine officer was prevented from directing the unloading of nuclear missiles and was suspended from service. The reason was his drunken appearance.


About this agency RIA News informed source said.

The incident took place at the dock of the Kings Bay naval base, located in the US state of Georgia, where the British submarine Vigilant entered. The sailors were tasked with unloading 16 Trident missiles, each of which carries three nuclear warheads. A drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands. It was he who was supposed to direct the actions of his subordinates.

The officer who was replaced by Luv realized that arms not worth it, so I told my superiors about the inadequate state of my friend:

He was unable to bear responsibility for nuclear weapons ... There was no choice but to notify the higher command.

The "Zaletchik" was sent to Scotland, to the home port of a warship, where an investigation of his misdemeanor began. The further fate of the chicken involved in the incident is unknown.

The Vigilant submarine has already been mentioned earlier in connection with the scandalous behavior of its crew members. The former captain of the submarine and his assistant were fired for "hazing" with female colleagues. In addition, nine sailors from this submarine were fired for drug use.
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  1. Krasnodar
    Krasnodar 19 October 2020 15: 17
    31
    Drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands

    Cultural - had a snack!
    1. Hunter 2
      Hunter 2 19 October 2020 15: 20
      +4
      Greetings to Albert! Definitely "Russian trace" just about Vodka for chicken was not written, there is an investigation! laughing drinks
      1. Krasnodar
        Krasnodar 19 October 2020 15: 28
        +6
        Greetings, Alex! hi
        Russian trace - definitely! drinks
        PS Was the chicken kosher?
        1. novel66
          novel66 19 October 2020 15: 30
          10
          you're all lying - there was no cucumber!
          1. Hunter 2
            Hunter 2 19 October 2020 15: 33
            +4
            Quote: novel xnumx
            you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

            And what did he eat before? lol that's why it was not!
            1. novel66
              novel66 19 October 2020 15: 36
              +1
              well, all the same - some kind of chicken ... potatoes, herring, bacon ...
              1. Cutter
                Cutter 19 October 2020 20: 35
                0
                The reason was his drunken appearance.

                Well, they say that only the Russian military "kvass" .... Come on, the "partners" have a muzzle, too, in "fluff" ...
                1. Shurik70
                  Shurik70 19 October 2020 22: 45
                  +4
                  Bring fried chicken to unload nuclear missiles? Yes, and an officer from the crew, known for his hazing?
                  Russia needs to impose sanctions.
                  For the use of anti-vegetarian propaganda in unloading nuclear weapons by a potential hacker. This is an attempt on democracy in general and a threat to Russia's security!
            2. Nemchinov Vl
              Nemchinov Vl 21 October 2020 13: 42
              0
              Quote: Hunter 2
              And what did he eat before?
              about taco-ee ?! How boldly the likely enemy began to behave ... (!).
          2. antivirus
            antivirus 19 October 2020 15: 44
            +1
            ALREADY THE SEASON OF Sauerkraut Has Begun - NOT A RUSSIAN FOOTPRINT IS LOOKED IN SAWING
            this is the main news on Brit ost-ah will be.
          3. tihonmarine
            tihonmarine 19 October 2020 16: 47
            -2
            Quote: novel xnumx
            you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

            Britons and close to the Slavs do not pull. Take 25 grams of whiskey and dilute with 100 grams of Schweppes. But that’s enough for them, and they don’t need a snack for such a “foolishness”. Although you go to the shops, you will not find a snack. Whoever can drink with them is like in the whole world, they are fishermen.
            1. K-612-O
              K-612-O 19 October 2020 17: 59
              +8
              Well, no need, I've seen enough of the English ruff whipping, during the World Cup, horror. And almost no snack, then like pigs lying around. We still have a culture of drinking, "here, there is no chocolate, but a snack" (c)
              1. tihonmarine
                tihonmarine 19 October 2020 18: 30
                -3
                Quote: K-612-O
                Well, no need, I've seen enough of the English ruff whipping, during the World Cup, horror.

                Sorry, but no one canceled the "freebie", and the Brit can get drunk on it (about Fritz) I'm not talking about.
                1. K-612-O
                  K-612-O 19 October 2020 18: 37
                  +2
                  Well, not for free, but on purpose, a glass in a glass and there beer (perverts) or whiskey porter washed down.
                  We still need communication in the process, and at least one piece of BLACK bread, preferably with a kilo or lard.
                  And it's not our method to interfere.
                  1. tihonmarine
                    tihonmarine 19 October 2020 18: 42
                    +1
                    Quote: K-612-O
                    Well, not for free, but on purpose, a glass in a glass and there beer (perverts) or whiskey porter washed down.

                    At home they have an expensive "awl", usually a little diluted whiskey, but on the bird, there is first beer, then a little whiskey, then beer and further, well, some add fruit-profitable ones (like that for a pound and a half pound), the attic takes down , like our sinegals. There are even the same aunts. After 22.00, the bar is disgusting to sit. Here the Irish are like us, they drink "everything that burns."
                  2. Zoldat_A
                    Zoldat_A 19 October 2020 21: 04
                    +1
                    Quote: K-612-O
                    Well, not for free, but on purpose, a glass in a glass and there beer (perverts) or whiskey porter washed down.
                    We still need communication in the process, and at least one piece of BLACK bread, preferably with a kilo or lard.
                    And it's not our method to interfere.

                    Remembered

                    Two men stand in the store, consult.
                    - Well, do we take two or three?
                    - Give two - yesterday we took three, there was a lot.
                    They come to the counter, shove money to the saleswoman:
                    - Please, three bottles of vodka and two toffee.
                    How much I drank with foreigners, how much I saw in the movies, there was a bottle and glasses on the table. And that's all. We have the last drunk, even with a caramel, but he will chew. At a store near our village nalivayka - there crab sticks are cut in half for a snack. Modestly, cheaply and at least something to smell. And foreigners whip ABSOLUTELY no snack.
                    And another observation. He drank with us - sat, talked, poured again. And the bourgeoisie are throwing themselves in silence one by one. As if they will take it away now.
            2. kulinar
              kulinar 19 October 2020 19: 44
              +1
              Quote: tihonmarine
              Quote: novel xnumx
              you're all lying - there was no cucumber!

              Britons and close to the Slavs do not pull. Take 25 grams of whiskey and dilute with 100 grams of Schweppes. But that’s enough for them, and they don’t need a snack for such a “foolishness”. Although you go to the shops, you will not find a snack. Whoever can drink with them is like in the whole world, they are fishermen.

              They know how to drink here. Until I drop. I still joke with their "shots" ...
              Four Shots, this is a hundredth !.
              How can you explain to them that this is just the beginning? laughing [/ I]
              They pick on differently ...
              1. Zoldat_A
                Zoldat_A 19 October 2020 21: 17
                +2
                Quote: kulinar
                I still joke with their "shots" ...
                Four Shots, this is a hundredth !.
                How can you explain to them that this is just the beginning?

                E. Hemingway was considered an unsurpassed drunkard, whom no one could drink. He persuaded a dozen drinks. Even if there are doubles - who is it that will dump 600 grams? We would have in any liqueur Hemingway not to brag about his drunkenness, but modestly sit in the corner and write "The Old Man and the Sea." Do what you can do ...
          4. Clear
            Clear 19 October 2020 20: 25
            +4
            The Vigilant submarine has already been mentioned earlier in connection with the scandalous behavior of its crew members. The former captain of the submarine and his assistant were fired for "hazing" with female colleagues. In addition, nine sailors from this submarine were fired for drug use.
            Is this really the British army? belay
            1. novel66
              novel66 20 October 2020 07: 25
              +4
              no lady, it's the royal navy! my regards hi
              1. Clear
                Clear 20 October 2020 16: 13
                +4
                Quote: novel xnumx
                no lady, it's the royal navy! my regards hi

                A-ahh, Roman, hi well, if this is a fleet named after the city of Queen, then it is clear lol
                1. novel66
                  novel66 20 October 2020 16: 33
                  +1
                  we don’t need ours - that's
                  1. Clear
                    Clear 20 October 2020 17: 53
                    +3
                    Quote: novel xnumx
                    we don’t need ours - that's

                    Great ship, Roma. And here is ours.
                    1. novel66
                      novel66 20 October 2020 18: 04
                      0
                      well, nothing too lol
                      1. Clear
                        Clear 20 October 2020 18: 08
                        +2
                        Quote: novel xnumx
                        well, nothing too lol

                        Let's meet the enemies with lead! angry
                      2. novel66
                        novel66 20 October 2020 18: 09
                        +1
                        and iron! (and a little bit of explosives)
                      3. Clear
                        Clear 20 October 2020 18: 18
                        +3
                        Quote: novel xnumx
                        and iron! (and a little bit of explosives)

                        Right! We'll keep the wine for ourselves drinks
                      4. novel66
                        novel66 20 October 2020 18: 20
                        0
                        of course, for the victory! drinks
    2. Catfish
      Catfish 24 October 2020 10: 14
      +2
      Was! In the pocket.
  2. Xnumx vis
    Xnumx vis 19 October 2020 16: 09
    +4
    Quote: Krasnodar
    Greetings, Alex! hi
    Russian trace - definitely! drinks
    PS Was the chicken kosher?

    The rooster didn’t come close to her, he didn’t smell her trail .. I swear by my mother!
    1. Krasnodar
      Krasnodar 19 October 2020 16: 12
      +4
      I heard her turkey felt its wing. And nodded at the hemp. With men!
      1. Xnumx vis
        Xnumx vis 19 October 2020 16: 17
        +3
        Wai, ne good! A turkey passed by a wing touched .. with a nose .. Hemp for medicinal purposes in Georgia and Ukraine is allowed. A chicken from Georgia. I swear by my mother! Yesterday I ate lobio, drank kinzmarauli!
        1. Krasnodar
          Krasnodar 19 October 2020 16: 37
          +5
          For medicinal purposes, bumblebees ... is he sick?
          1. Xnumx vis
            Xnumx vis 19 October 2020 23: 29
            +1
            Quote: Krasnodar
            For medicinal purposes, bumblebees ... is he sick?

            Satsivi chicken ... Walnut, cilantro, here and there ... a little bit of hvachkara, a little bit of chacha. Ay, genatsvale! HA RA SHO! Everything is for medicinal purposes only!
            1. Krasnodar
              Krasnodar 19 October 2020 23: 59
              +3
              Khachapuri-shmachapuri - such a young chicken-birds, and already being treated ... wai me ...
      2. Captain Pushkin
        Captain Pushkin 20 October 2020 10: 40
        +2
        And all the same, sorry for the bird ... for the chicken, that is ..
  • RealPilot
    RealPilot 20 October 2020 01: 33
    -1
    We found something to surprise the Russians! Drunk, you see, he came ... drinks laughing

    But about hazing with females - there is definitely a "Russian trace" with vodka can be traced wink

    As in a joke:
    American gays flatly refuse to drink Russian vodka! She immediately attracts women! wassat
  • paul3390
    paul3390 19 October 2020 15: 53
    +7
    In which hand should a gentleman hold a fork if in his right he is holding a cutlet? wink
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 19 October 2020 16: 48
      0
      Quote: paul3390
      In which hand should a gentleman hold a fork if in his right he is holding a cutlet?

      I don't know which fork, but the glass is definitely in the left one.
      1. kulinar
        kulinar 19 October 2020 19: 48
        0
        Quote: tihonmarine
        Quote: paul3390
        In which hand should a gentleman hold a fork if in his right he is holding a cutlet?

        I don't know which fork, but the glass is definitely in the left one.

        In the teeth ...
        Why borrow your hands?
    2. Captain Pushkin
      Captain Pushkin 20 October 2020 10: 43
      0
      The mistake came out - that gentleman was holding the cutlet in his LEFT hand, which caused problems with the fork (a fork, as you know, is usually held in his left hand, and a knife in his right)
  • Observer2014
    Observer2014 19 October 2020 15: 17
    12
    Drunk British submarine officer was about to unload nuclear missiles
    Well done. My neighbor "underground", retired from the Strategic Missile Forces, told me nothing like that. Everything is within the bounds of decency and a military secret. yes There are no ideal people anywhere; they are strange everywhere.
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 19 October 2020 16: 52
      -1
      Drunk British submarine officer was about to unload nuclear missiles

      Probably the unloading was supposed to be on Saturday, and the man came after the all-night "birdey".
  • Deniska999
    Deniska999 19 October 2020 15: 19
    10
    VO is worthy of such news.
    1. kulinar
      kulinar 19 October 2020 19: 52
      0
      Quote: Deniska999
      VO is worthy of such news.

      They just got it wrong again.
      On Her Majesty's submarines, nuclear missiles are operated by US Navy officers.
      And they are responsible.
      And fuck a drunken boatswain.
      No matter how they build it on the Internet ...
      1. kulinar
        kulinar 19 October 2020 22: 05
        0
        So yes, according to Russian ranks, this is a captain of the third rank
    2. Captain Pushkin
      Captain Pushkin 20 October 2020 10: 45
      0
      Quote: Deniska999
      VO is worthy of such news.

      And what if that drunk had started to press the wrong buttons and turn the wrong handles on the hike? Who do you think the British nuclear submarines are targeting?
  • svp67
    svp67 19 October 2020 15: 19
    +6
    The reason was his drunken appearance.
    But just as you don’t listen to the English, so the most drunks are Russian ... but no, and gentlemen are prone to this vice
    1. venik
      venik 19 October 2020 17: 16
      +3
      Quote: svp67
      But just as you don’t listen to the English, so the most drunks are Russian ... but no, and gentlemen are prone to this vice

      =======
      Well, it's not for nothing that the proverb appeared: "Drunk, how english lored! " lol
    2. Clear
      Clear 19 October 2020 20: 41
      +3
      Quote: svp67
      The reason was his drunken appearance.
      But just as you don’t listen to the English, so the most drunks are Russian ... but no, and gentlemen are prone to this vice

      Not otherwise the gentleman of Russian tourists met request
  • Fedor Sokolov
    Fedor Sokolov 19 October 2020 15: 20
    +8
    It is a pity that the man was burned, I believe he would have done everything clearly and the island of hatred and anger disappeared in the depths of the oceans.
    1. Asad
      Asad 19 October 2020 15: 32
      +4
      So they unloaded in the United States, there is already a mainland, more source material is needed!
    2. Polite Moose
      Polite Moose 19 October 2020 15: 51
      10
      Quote: Fyodor Sokolov
      It's a pity that the man was burned

      Well yes. And most importantly - why ?! The unloading of nuclear missiles is not a blow to the sparrows. This is a huge responsibility. So the lieutenant commander took 100gr. for courage. And then again - for the sake of skill. And then he consolidated his success, reaching a state of absolute confidence in his actions. But then, on takeoff, the eagle was hit by a flightless bird - a chicken, and besides, a fried one. Unmasking factor, however. Well, he's not the first officer whose career was ruined by chicken ...
      1. venik
        venik 19 October 2020 17: 21
        +3
        Quote: Polite Elk
        But then, on takeoff, the eagle was hit by a flightless bird - a chicken, and besides, a fried one.

        ========
        Was it really a chicken? Maybe a roast cock? Which is his ("eagle") in .... "the most wrong place pecked "? lol
      2. K-612-O
        K-612-O 19 October 2020 18: 40
        0
        Here I remember: a chicken is not a bird - a lieutenant is not an officer. smile
        1. kulinar
          kulinar 19 October 2020 19: 55
          0
          Quote: K-612-O
          Here I remember: a chicken is not a bird - a lieutenant is not an officer. smile

          Abid you say !!!!
          All the generals started with littech.
          Even who had marshals.
  • engineer74
    engineer74 19 October 2020 15: 22
    +3
    With aviation it is clear, "I was in the air when God created order on earth," but where were these? I have never heard such anecdotes about the fleet sad
    And so everything is as usual, if not for the chicken, no one would have noticed wink

    PS Is it normal for them to publish the names of submarine command personnel, and even before the end of the debriefing? recourse
    1. Alexey RA
      Alexey RA 19 October 2020 15: 33
      +5
      Quote: engineer74
      With aviation it is clear, "I was in the air when God created order on earth," but where were these? I have never heard such anecdotes about the fleet

      Everything is serious in the navy.
      The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, lash and sodomy.
      © attributed to Winston Churchill
      So the lieutenant commander was just strictly observing the first of the traditions. smile
  • Mwg
    Mwg 19 October 2020 15: 23
    +2
    "He was unable to be responsible for nuclear weapons ..." - but he was happy to be responsible for fried chicken ...
  • Prisoner
    Prisoner 19 October 2020 15: 24
    0
    This is apparently not a drug addict. There were no Russians in the family? Although ours would have eaten something more serious.
    1. Polite Moose
      Polite Moose 19 October 2020 16: 10
      +6
      Quote: Captive
      There were no Russians in the family?

      Carrying a snack to the unloading area is not our method. This is purely English slickness.
      1. Charik
        Charik 19 October 2020 17: 38
        +1
        purely English murder
  • tralflot1832
    tralflot1832 19 October 2020 15: 33
    +2
    Nothing terrible, it will be justified. The type will say, I am not afraid of the trident only when I pump up the whiskey politra. It always happens that I load that I shoot without a whiskey, but before that they did not notice. This is the last time with the commander of the four of us they pressed the start button and And in the name of the queen, remove this informer from the side of the boat, there is no need to disgrace His Majesty's ship. So all the normal sailors scatter or have already scattered. drinks Do you need to reward the enemy like that? Zhapko knocked, except for the chicken, I hope they didn't find a bottle of Stolichnaya? That would be a fiasco! drinks
  • yehat2
    yehat2 19 October 2020 15: 34
    0
    Apparently, he escaped from the newbie's bucket because he was eating.
    But the Russian Federation will still be accused, because the brine was not delivered on time.
    1. antivirus
      antivirus 19 October 2020 15: 47
      0
      Do you consider vodka as an antidote, 0.5L?
      Did Navalny receive the wrong instructions from foreigners?
      or correctly washed down mineral water with vodka and remained alive?
  • Alexey RA
    Alexey RA 19 October 2020 15: 35
    +1
    A drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the site with a fried chicken in his hands.

    At least I have chicken
    © Lee-i-i-iroi Jenkins smile
  • barin
    barin 19 October 2020 15: 36
    18
    So much attention to the chicken ... Not otherwise, they will do extreme.
    1. yehat2
      yehat2 19 October 2020 16: 05
      +1
      prove that she has relatives in Russia.
      1. Polite Moose
        Polite Moose 19 October 2020 16: 13
        +1
        Quote: yehat2
        prove that she has relatives in Russia.

        Husband. He is currently serving a sentence in a correctional institution.
  • Baloo
    Baloo 19 October 2020 15: 38
    0
    Boshirov and Petrov came to admire the spiers of King's Bay. Well, we went into a bar, met, talked. The Americas arranged a competition for whoever was bigger. How are our guys doing? belay
  • Airdefense
    Airdefense 19 October 2020 15: 48
    +2
    The "glorious" traditions of the British submarine fleet have recently had sex and drug scandals.
    1. yehat2
      yehat2 19 October 2020 16: 18
      +1
      the Britons had downtown, now there will be a downfleet
    2. venik
      venik 19 October 2020 17: 26
      0
      Quote: Airdefense
      The "glorious" traditions of the British submarine fleet have recently had sex and drug scandals.

      =========
      Now also with alcohol and chicken ... Full set!!!
    3. kulinar
      kulinar 19 October 2020 20: 00
      0
      Quote: Airdefense
      The "glorious" traditions of the British submarine fleet have recently had sex and drug scandals.

      Everything was.
      Now the "mistress of the seas" serves the pin ... to .. owls.
      Little can be displayed in the ocean space to maintain its flag.
      Here on the island to deal with the problems.
  • Yngvar
    Yngvar 19 October 2020 15: 48
    -1
    Quote: Krasnodar
    Drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands

    Cultural - had a snack!

    After the marijuana, it struck :)
  • ZEMCH
    ZEMCH 19 October 2020 15: 49
    -1
    The officer Luv replaced, realized that it was not worth letting him near nuclear weapons, so he informed his superiors about the inadequate state of his comrade:

    He was unable to bear responsibility for nuclear weapons ... There was no choice but to notify the higher command.

    I knocked because they wanted to drink together, but he was all in one mug))) Definitely in Scotland, during the investigation, they will find a "Russian trace")))
    Or drank vodka, or grandma sinned)))
    1. Lex_is
      Lex_is 19 October 2020 17: 54
      +1
      So before that, they sniffed coke with the whole boat and fucked up women - officers, and then they got into the habit of drinking (before that, their team in the bar got used to it, being infected with COVID).
      Whose is this still a trace? laughing
      1. ZEMCH
        ZEMCH 19 October 2020 18: 01
        0
        Plus! Now they will find traces of the Novice, who stirred up the crew))) laughing
        1. Lex_is
          Lex_is 19 October 2020 18: 10
          +1


          And these are the valiant British submariners, in July, tried to ram the passenger ferry Stena Superfast VII with 282 passengers on board. The captain of the ferry got a little sick when he saw the periscope, but managed to make an evasive maneuver, diverging less than in the cableway (they have severe captains on the ferries there) laughing
  • From Tomsk
    From Tomsk 19 October 2020 15: 52
    +1
    informed source.
    This is the same as the robot Fyodor tweeted about drunken Russian cosmonauts.
  • Ded_Mazay
    Ded_Mazay 19 October 2020 16: 49
    +1
    Originally.
    Of course, I do not mind that there would be more Lenov Luvs in the Armed Forces of a potential enemy ... But I would like that they would not be allowed near nuclear weapons.
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  • alean245
    alean245 19 October 2020 16: 58
    +2
    He was not drunk. These are all Russian spies who poisoned the gallant British submariner with cognac poison.
  • Paul Siebert
    Paul Siebert 19 October 2020 17: 14
    +2
    Quote: tihonmarine
    I don't know which fork, but the glass is definitely in the left one.

    I don't know about the glass. But this year, Vigelant has already become famous on American soil.
    Several submariners went AWOL and hummed in the bar until morning.
    And on their return, they infected most of the crew with covid.
    Including the commander.
    You’ll get bloated from this! wink
  • Lex_is
    Lex_is 19 October 2020 17: 32
    +1
    This submarine has a long glorious tradition and has been glorified so many times that it received the nickname
    HMS Seх and Сoсaine

    The previous captain and first mate were fired for sleeping with female junior officers.
    Nine crew members were fired for sniffing cocaine.
    After that, the team took a bite at the bar, infected with COVID.

    So the ugly armament officer is not surprised, it is surprising that he was handed over.
    1. kulinar
      kulinar 19 October 2020 20: 21
      0
      Quote: Lex_is
      This submarine has a long glorious tradition and has been glorified so many times that it received the nickname
      HMS Seх and Сoсaine

      The previous captain and first mate were fired for sleeping with female junior officers.
      .

      And if you slept with male junior officers? repeat
      Actually, having sex with a woman is good!
      And he feels good, and her promotion ... laughing
      By the way, in civilian life, Vanstein did the same.
      Not appreciated. am laughing
    2. The Siberian barber
      The Siberian barber 19 October 2020 23: 27
      -2
      What "captain" ?? What have you read?
      1. Lex_is
        Lex_is 20 October 2020 06: 05
        -1
        Normal, submarine commander, Commander Armstrong.


        Sub-Lieutenant Rebecca Edwards, a weapons engineering officer on HMS Vigilant, is believed to have had an “inappropriate relationship” with its captain.
        Divorced Commander Stuart Armstrong, 41, was hauled off the sub last month after fellow senior officers onboard threatened to resign over the alleged affair.
        Incredibly his second-in-command, named as Lt Cdr Michael Seal, has also been removed amid accusations he was having a liaison with ANOTHER female crew mate.
        TneSun 15 Oct 2017


        In case you could not master:
        The captain slept with the previous weapons officer, his deputy slept with another female officer.
  • Charik
    Charik 19 October 2020 17: 35
    +1
    Cheerful nuclear submarine with such an ICBM, love to drink, smoke, snatch-Your Majesty's submarine fleet-your choice laughing
    1. Lex_is
      Lex_is 19 October 2020 17: 50
      +1
      Not only is this submarine so funny, they have a lot of fun there. laughing
      Royal Navy has very big crew problems right now, very many deployments and very few people.
      They stay there for 9 months a year from a solid case and, quite naturally, are fucking crazy about such a happy life.
      By the way, the US Navy is even more fun.
      1. ycuce234-san
        ycuce234-san 19 October 2020 19: 49
        0
        It is strange that they did not solve this personnel problem by creating a Foreign Legion of Warriors, like the French in their time for ground units. Those have succeeded, they have experience.
  • Local from the Volga
    Local from the Volga 19 October 2020 17: 55
    0
    This is how TMV begins !!!
  • Igor Berg
    Igor Berg 19 October 2020 17: 56
    0
    Quote: Krasnodar
    Drunken Lieutenant Commander Len Luv arrived at the work site with a fried chicken in his hands

    Cultural - had a snack!

    A good person .. The unloading is long, or maybe I wanted to treat my colleagues ...
  • savelii1805
    savelii1805 19 October 2020 18: 12
    0
    The beginner drank, don't even go to the grandma
  • Whirlwind
    Whirlwind 19 October 2020 18: 16
    +1
    And the rocket would explode, again Putin was to blame for Nagliya.
  • voyaka uh
    voyaka uh 19 October 2020 18: 40
    +2
    The fate of the chicken is not explained in the article. am
    Was she given away to be devoured by a shift that unloaded nuclear missiles?
    Or eliminated because of the smell of alcohol on the surface of the chicken?
    But the fate of humanity depends on such trifles! angry
    1. yasher
      yasher 19 October 2020 19: 48
      0
      Not at all)
      Until the rocket is launched, from a boat, without knowledge.
      And when loading unloading, it's finally a piece of iron))
  • The Siberian barber
    The Siberian barber 19 October 2020 19: 36
    +1
    VO, "catches the hype", how is it different?))
    At the time of the Union, there was a bigger case))
    Disruption of access to the database, because of her, bored))
    1. kulinar
      kulinar 19 October 2020 20: 12
      +1
      Quote: Siberian barber
      VO, "catches the hype", how is it different?))
      At the time of the Union, there was a bigger case))
      Disruption of access to the database, because of her, bored))

      And where does this not happen?
      The islander at least swelled, and came with a snack. laughing
      Pin.do.sy were high on alert ...
      1. The Siberian barber
        The Siberian barber 19 October 2020 20: 14
        0
        I agree! That's why this is not 'news'
        They will sort out the service, the guilty will be punished ... and USYO ..
        WORKING ORDER ..
        ..fly - elephant
  • Vasyan1971
    Vasyan1971 19 October 2020 20: 21
    0
    The further fate of the chicken involved in the incident is unknown.

    Dispose of like a skripal cat, probably ... wassat
  • Fedorovich
    Fedorovich 19 October 2020 20: 42
    0
    But he has a chicken ...
  • Hexagon
    Hexagon 19 October 2020 20: 46
    0
    Hmm ... Leroy Jenkins is some kind of XDDD
  • veritas
    veritas 19 October 2020 21: 00
    +3
    Everything is standard. Except accusations that only Russians drink.
  • Old26
    Old26 19 October 2020 22: 47
    +3
    Quote: novel xnumx
    well, all the same - some kind of chicken ... potatoes, herring, bacon ...

    It is very difficult to be on the pier and to consume potatoes, herring, bacon. And while standing, he could calmly eat chicken ...

    Quote: antivirus
    ALREADY THE SEASON OF Sauerkraut Has Begun - NOT A RUSSIAN FOOTPRINT IS LOOKED IN SAWING

    Exactly. Today I have an anniversary - 30 years of marriage. My wife had not yet gotten into shape after the "crown", so I suggested not making a table, but suggested exactly the ingredients that were mentioned here: bacon with garlic and herbs, pickles and tomatoes, cabbage and herring cut into pieces. Send for a sweet soul. Although there was also a chicken cooked in the oven (sorry for offtopic)

    Quote: tihonmarine
    Take 25 grams of whiskey and dilute with 100 grams of Schweppes.

    It was today that I remembered the "double" whiskey. On TV there was some old Soviet cinema and I asked my household members whether they know what a "double" wiki is. The daughter laughed and said that they have enough double for the evening, and you are dad, you are already drinking the third "double" laughing And no soda ...

    Quote: Zoldat_A
    We have the last drunk, even with a caramel, but he will chew.

    In my youth, there was always a great snack - processed cheese. I even remember the words of the song
    "A mark has been made on the glass
    And a secluded corner selected
    And already broken in your pocket
    The processed cheese dries up "
  • TermNachTer
    TermNachTer 19 October 2020 23: 15
    0
    I send my best regards to Captain Timokhin))) how is the "Estyuts" crawling at 60 m depth? Or maybe drunk submariners were crawling?))))
  • mvg
    mvg 20 October 2020 01: 52
    +1
    And in the photo MAPL Astyut .... With Tridents wassat
  • FRoman1984
    FRoman1984 20 October 2020 03: 46
    0
    It was either Petrov or Bashirov. Again we came to see the spire.
  • tolmachiev51
    tolmachiev51 20 October 2020 04: 03
    +1
    Chicken bastard !!!
  • Kerensky
    Kerensky 20 October 2020 10: 59
    0
    Rockets from mines are taken out in a foreign country by the crew? !! Leads cap-3? !!
    People! What kind of chicken are we discussing ...
    Midchelist was made a slinger ...