Ukrainian media resource: There is a shortage of fresh water in Crimea, as Russian tanks wash it

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Ukrainian media resource: There is a shortage of fresh water in Crimea, as Russian tanks wash it

Material, surprising in its propaganda nature, was published in one of the Ukrainian media.

This is an article by the Online.ua portal, which many of its readers have called "a candidate for the Shnobel Prize in Literature."



The material by Ukrainian authors tells about the problem with fresh water on the Crimean peninsula. This problem really exists, and primarily for the reason that Ukraine has blocked the North Crimean Canal for the Crimeans (who, by the way, continues to call their compatriots). However, the authors decided to present their version of the main reason why there are certain problems with fresh water in Crimea.

Calling the Crimean authorities "occupational", Ukrainian magicians of alternative journalism, said that "the activities of Putin and his henchmen have led to the fact that the peninsula ran out of water."

From the material on the lack of fresh water on the peninsula:

This is because the water supplies in Crimea are used for the construction and washing of Russian tanks... At the same time, the occupation authorities do not think about the needs of the local population.

To this, the authors of the Ukrainian edition add the construction of the Crimean bridge, stating that "with such projects, Putin is destroying the Crimean nature."

The network is commenting on this material in the Ukrainian media. Users note that statements from the series "there is not enough water, because Russian tanks are washed with it" can be taken at face value either an outright Russophobe, or someone who is simply unable to distinguish the author's nonsense from the real state of affairs.
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    1. +28
      13 October 2020 16: 51
      In Crimea, there is a shortage of fresh water, as it is washed by Russian tanks

      But 404 is full of water, since there is nothing to wash laughing
      Comedians suck.
      1. +12
        13 October 2020 16: 55
        Ukrainian media resource: There is a shortage of fresh water in Crimea, as Russian tanks wash it

        As an option - to wash tanks in the Dnieper near Kiev, and in the largest natural fresh water reservoir of the Outskirts, Lake Yalpug (I specifically looked for information on the network).

        Yalpug, or Yalpukh, is a liman-type lake, the largest natural lake on the outskirts. Located in Bolgradsky and Izmail districts of Odessa region. On the northern bank of the Yalpug, near the mouth of the Yalpug River, lies the city of Bolgrad. Lake Yalpug communicates with the Danube through Lake Kugurluy (the system of lakes Yalpug - Kugurluy is the largest natural freshwater reservoir in the Okrug.
        1. +14
          13 October 2020 16: 57
          As an option - to wash tanks in the Dnieper near Kiev ...

          Not a bad offer! drinks
          1. +7
            13 October 2020 16: 59
            Quote: volodimer
            Not a bad offer!


            And more realizable, by the way, than V.V. Zhirinovsky's proposal to wash boots in the Indian Ocean ...
            1. +9
              13 October 2020 17: 16
              and do not wash yourself! lace panties
              1. +1
                13 October 2020 20: 46
                Dressed on the girl who stood in the distant 14 year with a poster that said about panties. laughing
                1. 0
                  15 October 2020 09: 54
                  Conversation between mother and daughter.
                  Mother: What did you break your stockings about?
                  Daughter: About tanks.
                  Mother: What tanks !?
                  Daughter: Those on the shoulder straps.
          2. +1
            13 October 2020 20: 14
            When gas and heat in houses disappear in the pipe in Ukraine, it will be very fun. then we will laugh. wassat
            1. +1
              13 October 2020 22: 02
              When gas disappears in the pipe in Ukraine

              Not when. how many there were statements on the VO that the contract and the khana kraine would end. And in the end what? A new contract, plus +3 lard quitrent.
          3. +1
            14 October 2020 16: 09
            I've been talking for a long time. The water problem of Crimea should be solved not by meliorators, but by "little green men" Shoigu.
            It is faster both in time and less expensive in terms of money.
            And how many more nishtyaks with such a solution to the issue !!!!
        2. 0
          14 October 2020 14: 53
          We must say the Outskirts of the Russian land! laughing
      2. 0
        13 October 2020 17: 37
        Quote: volodimer
        But 404 is full of water, since there is nothing to wash

        There may be enough water, but the soap is over.
      3. +1
        13 October 2020 19: 46
        Quote: volodimer
        In Crimea, there is a shortage of fresh water, as it is washed by Russian tanks


        Tanks are not afraid of dirt!
        In general, why did everyone start discussing another nonsense from Ukraine? If you react to every Svidomo idiocy, then you can erase the language in a month !! hi
        1. +2
          13 October 2020 21: 52
          What other news could be from a country where the president is a clown?
          There is information that the legalization of soft drugs is going to be one of the issues for the referendum on October 25. Then (after legalization) news from Ukraine will be even more interesting.
    2. +12
      13 October 2020 16: 53
      In Crimea, there is a shortage of fresh water, as it is washed by Russian tanks

      Crimeans wash their tanks, because Crimea was Russia and it will remain, regardless of Nikita's voluntaristic antics. In Crimea, they always spoke only Russian and no one considered themselves Ukrainians, I had traveled around the peninsula in Soviet times and I know what I am talking about. I remember Sevastopol at the beginning of the nineties, almost every house has an inscription: "CRIMEA - RUSSIA". So it's not a pity for your defense and water.
      1. +8
        13 October 2020 17: 42
        Quote: Sea Cat
        Crimeans wash their tanks, because Crimea was Russia and it will remain

        Our tanks, where we want there and mine. Although you can arrive in Kiev in not washed tanks.
        1. +1
          13 October 2020 18: 12
          Although you can come to Kiev in not washed tanks.

          You can, of course, but it's better to keep the brand. wink
          1. +1
            13 October 2020 20: 53
            Quote: Sea Cat
            You can, of course, but it's better to keep the brand.

            Before whom? In front of them ?
            1. 0
              13 October 2020 20: 54
              In front of them ?

              In fig, purely for the sake of self-respect.
              1. +1
                13 October 2020 20: 57
                Quote: Sea Cat
                In fig, purely for the sake of self-respect.

                Well, if for self-respect, then I agree. One must respect oneself beloved.
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    4. +7
      13 October 2020 16: 56
      Ukrainian media resource: There is a shortage of fresh water in Crimea, as Russian tanks wash it


      A complete lack of brain activity and who is it for?
      1. +3
        13 October 2020 16: 59
        On the same as themselves.
        I can see how Svidomit jumps excitedly. How do they wash? Tanks? Russian? Do they need to be washed? We're not washing.
        1. +5
          13 October 2020 17: 03
          They are funny and their life is like an anecdote, it seems that it exists, but not real ...
        2. 0
          13 October 2020 17: 43
          Quote: Pereira
          How do they wash? Tanks? Russian? Do they need to be washed? We're not washing.

          Do they still have tanks?
          1. +4
            13 October 2020 17: 48
            A lot of. True, in the cemetery.
      2. +3
        13 October 2020 17: 00
        Quote: cniza
        A complete lack of brain activity and who is it for?

        Population 404 ...
        1. +2
          13 October 2020 17: 02
          Do you think they are all beyond the line, there are no adequate ones at all?
          1. +3
            13 October 2020 17: 05
            Quote: cniza
            Do you think they are all beyond the line, there are no adequate ones at all?

            It is extremely small, and the further, the worse it will only get worse (Video):

            1. +4
              13 October 2020 17: 17
              Honestly, I didn't even listen and watch, I don't want to spoil the evening for myself ... the youth are almost 100% brainwashed.
              1. +5
                13 October 2020 17: 19
                Quote: cniza
                Honestly, I didn't even listen and watch, I don't want to spoil the evening for myself ... the youth are almost 100% brainwashed.

                If only young people, and after all, people of middle and older age ...
                1. +2
                  13 October 2020 17: 20
                  There are, of course, especially in the West, and the critical mass is only growing ...
                  1. +2
                    13 October 2020 17: 21
                    Quote: cniza
                    There are, of course, especially in the West, and the critical mass is only growing ...

                    In this case, it is Kiev - "the mother of Russian cities" ...
                    1. +4
                      13 October 2020 17: 22
                      Kiev has been seized by Bandera and Selyuk and people are simply afraid.
                      1. -1
                        13 October 2020 22: 37
                        And who captured Moscow?
              2. +1
                13 October 2020 17: 45
                Quote: cniza
                Honestly, I didn't even listen and watch, I don't want to spoil the evening for myself ... the youth are almost 100% brainwashed.

                A hungry and unemployed person is easier to brainwash, this is another guy from Braunau said.
                1. +2
                  13 October 2020 18: 05
                  And it turns into a mass from which you can mold a monster.
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            3. 0
              14 October 2020 00: 26
              Quote: BDRM 667
              Quote: cniza
              Do you think they are all beyond the line, there are no adequate ones at all?

              It is extremely small, and the further, the worse it will only get worse (Video):


              A question for a citizen of "Central Europe":
              - Whose Crimea?
              - Crimea, Ukraine! SUGS!
              - Citizen, you are under arrest for denying Russian aggression!
              1. 0
                14 October 2020 08: 41
                Quote: Senka Mad
                A question for a citizen of "Central Europe":
                - Whose Crimea?
                - Crimea, Ukraine! SUGS!
                - Citizen, you are under arrest for denying Russian aggression!

                You will laugh - but legally such an answer will really fall under the law ...
    5. -14
      13 October 2020 17: 00
      About tanks, of course, is nonsense, but the fact that the bottom and the gap are not visible with water is for sure ...
      1. +5
        13 October 2020 17: 49
        Quote: Katraps
        About tanks, of course, is nonsense, but the fact that the bottom and the gap are not visible with water is for sure ...

        Half of the globe has less water than the Crimea, and they live nothing and do not cry.
    6. +1
      13 October 2020 17: 11
      "....This is because the water supplies in Crimea are used to build and wash Russian tanks. At the same time, the occupation authorities do not think about the needs of the local population.... .... "
      ========
      In truth! The human mind has its limits ... But folly - unlimited! request fool
      I thought - in / in Ukraine "Svidomo patriots" have already reached the limit absurdity и insanity! ..... But - no! Do not cease to amaze! As in the proverb: "when you think that you have sunk to the very bottom ... Do not rush to get upset - they may knock you from below!"
      1. +1
        13 October 2020 17: 50
        Quote: venik
        I thought - in / in Ukraine "svidomye patrioty" have already reached the limit of absurdity and insanity! ..... But - no!

        Human stupidity has no limit. (this is congenital).
        1. 0
          13 October 2020 20: 16
          Quote: tihonmarine
          Human stupidity has no limit. (this is congenital).

          ========
          Alas! What was born is "born" ..... drinks
    7. +1
      13 October 2020 17: 13
      This is because the water supplies in Crimea are used to build and wash Russian tanks.

      And also the missiles of the S - 300 complexes. Well, you can't wash them with sea water. laughing
    8. 0
      13 October 2020 17: 14
      Have them there the first of April came ahead of schedule, or what?
      1. +3
        13 October 2020 17: 18
        Quote: Fedorovich
        Have them there the first of April came ahead of schedule, or what?

        The sixth year does not stop.
        April XNUMXst Groundhog.
      2. +1
        13 October 2020 17: 52
        Quote: Fedorovich
        Have them there the first of April came ahead of schedule, or what?

        Yes, they have it on the first of April 365 days. And so every year, after December 1991.
    9. +3
      13 October 2020 17: 14
      This is because the water supplies in Crimea are used to build and wash Russian tanks. At the same time, the occupation authorities do not think about the needs of the local population.

      And the Ukrainian authorities cut off the water to Crimea precisely because they do nothing else, they only think about the needs of the local population.
      1. 0
        13 October 2020 17: 53
        Quote: Sidor Amenpodestovich
        And the Ukrainian authorities cut off the water to Crimea precisely because

        Russians, they wash their tanks there with water.
    10. +1
      13 October 2020 17: 23
      What? I like. Another link to the original .. I would also read other works of the authors with interest ..
      After all, they wrapped it beautifully, devils! (from)
    11. nnm
      +4
      13 October 2020 17: 24
      Thanks for the link to the site. Earlier, when it was boring on the road, "The Censor" read like a digest of modern non-brotherly idiocy. Now there is another site. One thing interests me in this - well, is it really possible to be so "not smart" that you would not read such resources with a laugh, but take it seriously?
      1. +3
        13 October 2020 17: 28
        Cool headers. smile I immediately remembered:
        Putin rode through Putin.
        Putin sees Putin. Putin.
        Put Putin in Putin Putin.
        Putin Putin Putin Putin ...
        1. 0
          13 October 2020 18: 00
          Quote: Alexey RA
          Putin rode through Putin.
          Putin sees Putin. Putin.
          Put Putin in Putin Putin.
          Putin Putin Putin Putin

          I subtracted a little something else -
          Zelya rode across the river,
          Zelya sees cancer in the river,
          Zelya put his hand into the river,
          Cancer for Zelya's hand.
          1. 0
            14 October 2020 10: 56
            Traveled Greek across the river
            1. 0
              14 October 2020 11: 05
              Quote: Alex Justice
              Greek rode across the river

              Not ! Zyalya, the cancer snatched his hand.
    12. +2
      13 October 2020 17: 26
      It seems that in Ukraine the competition was announced for the most ridiculous accusations of Russia.
    13. +3
      13 October 2020 17: 27
      This is because the water supplies in Crimea are used to build and wash Russian tanks. At the same time, the occupation authorities do not think about the needs of the local population.

      If there is no water in Crimea... looks like someone serious competitors have appeared. smile
    14. +1
      13 October 2020 17: 27
      Let "our brothers" rejoice, otherwise their toad has been strangling for five years .. They sold their Ukraine with giblets and who controls them in general laugh and sin .. clean 95 quarter
      Shameful!
      1. 0
        13 October 2020 17: 55
        Quote: Flagman
        Shameful!

        No, they are like that in life.
        1. +1
          13 October 2020 17: 57
          Quote: tihonmarine
          Quote: Flagman
          Shameful!

          No, they are like that in life.

          Alas, we realized this too late, vbuhivaya huge funds and technologies in their prosperity
    15. 0
      13 October 2020 17: 28
      Something is not clear - tanks are not afraid of dirt, so they are not washed, but painted ...
    16. +2
      13 October 2020 17: 30
      Quote: BDRM 667
      Quote: cniza
      Honestly, I didn't even listen and watch, I don't want to spoil the evening for myself ... the youth are almost 100% brainwashed.

      If only young people, and after all, people of middle and older age ...

      They just need to turn on Solovyov! They will sing in a different way good

      And don't get me wrong, I myself am a constant listener to him (on radio and Solovyov-Live, on TV he is a little different. On radio air he is just cool!).
      He is well received in Ukraine (those who have satellite TV) have heard about it more than once.
      1. -2
        13 October 2020 23: 45
        Quote: RealPilot
        He is well received in Ukraine (those who have satellite TV) have heard about it more than once.

        wow ... information ..
        Most likely units. Nightingale is an evening brand of lies, here its advertising is very good.
    17. +3
      13 October 2020 17: 33
      Strange Ukrainians, people shout that Crimea is "occupied", that the referendum is "fake". And they rendered such support to their "occupied" fellow citizens. They cut off the water, forbade the supply of food, with the connivance of the authorities, they felled power lines. After this, the Crimeans, of course, fiery "love" and "nostalgia" for Ukraine))
    18. 0
      13 October 2020 17: 42
      Don't be afraid of dirt tanks!
    19. +1
      13 October 2020 17: 43
      I think that it is not worth discussing on VO, vyser degenerates!
    20. +1
      13 October 2020 17: 52
      You should try to bring any idea to the end, even if it is insanity.
      If journalists claim that they wash, it was necessary to clarify how many liters are consumed per tank, how many tanks, how often they wash, who is washing, whether they use detergents or catch sponges or cats in the sea outside and rub them, etc. How else to estimate consumption volumes?
    21. 0
      13 October 2020 17: 52
      There is even nothing to say to a coma: they don’t plow fools, they don’t sow, they will be born themselves.
    22. 0
      13 October 2020 17: 57
      Honestly, I am even lost in conjectures .... next what will follow, from the seemingly fraternal people ???
    23. -1
      13 October 2020 19: 22
      My tanks, ankle boots and generally take a shower .. We build roads, the infrastructure of the Crimea .. The resting rod there .. Here we are damned))))) Do you envy the "brothers"?
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    25. 0
      13 October 2020 20: 10
      I am not a hydrologist or a hydrographer, but still very interesting. Can we redirect part of the Dnipro flows from the Smolensk region, bypassing Ukraine?
      ...
      I think it's a good option
      1. -2
        13 October 2020 23: 46
        Quote: denis obuckov
        I think it's a good option

        there is only the source. He is not big
        The main stock is formed in Ukraine and Belarus itself.
        Re-throwing the source will not give anything except huge expenses.
        1. -2
          20 November 2020 15: 25
          Yes, and there are apparently at least half of such strategists here ... They graduated from school on kicks, but geopolitics leveled 80 ...
    26. +1
      13 October 2020 22: 00
      Well done! Guardsmen Topvar, their laptops, and computers! Doubled, variable "volleys" destroyed the enemy 404. Ridiculous. Do not crush each other in the line for "orders" and "medals". lol
    27. 0
      13 October 2020 23: 35
      High alert mode introduced in Sevastopol due to water shortage
      SIMFEROPOL, October 13 - RIA Novosti. A high alert mode has been introduced in Sevastopol due to a reduction in water reserves in the reservoir, the press service of the city government reports. https://news.mail.ru/society/43739299/?frommail=1
    28. -2
      13 October 2020 23: 58
      Online yua resource is not very popular
      In addition, the paragraph about the lack of water "because they washed the tanks and the bridge" I would rather refer to sarcasm.
      Although the water consumption of the military and their bases / infrastructure facilities is small. Moreover, there is hardly enough drinking water. It is just that there is salinization and an acute shortage of water for the agricultural steppe Crimea. Which, before the construction of the SCC, was salted and without agricultural
      However, in order to water the UK, it was necessary to build the largest canal in Europe for which a lot of territories and resettlements were laid in the Ukrainian SSR.
      85% of water for agriculture and just for soil stratification is serious. After all, it was for this that Crimea was transferred from the RSFSR to the Ukrainian SSR (exchange of territories for the sake of economic growth).
      So, in this resource, exactly what is the deficit (overlap of the channel - dry summer, lack of precipitation). And this paragraph about tanks is more likely to strengthen the "dislike for the occupiers". The author has come up with some stupid method, in general an emotional element of information pumping.
      But this does not change the problem. The steppe KRym is doomed without the SCC. There is no sufficient supply of water for the arrangement of 600 thousand people in the SK SHS. They weren't there before. Because of this, KRym has never been heavily populated.
      You need a lot of "cheap" water for agriculture. Or how Israel can save money, apply technology. Move to other cultures.
      You can forget about rice, wheat and many others. And most of all it is a pity for rice and feed of Saki region. After all, this is the Crimean animal husbandry.
      In general, redesign, save, new technologies, very large infusions into infrastructure, desalination, drip irrigation, change in the culture of water consumption!
    29. 0
      14 October 2020 04: 09
      Ukraine has blocked the North Crimean Canal for Crimeans (who, by the way, continues to call their compatriots).

      It smacks of state terrorism. It would be better if they were worried about their lands and soon pay off debts to the IMF.
      1. 0
        14 October 2020 08: 27
        Crimeans made their choice .. let them figure it out for themselves ... but poorly build desalination plants? By the way, did Stalin help the remaining people in the occupied territories?
    30. 0
      14 October 2020 04: 18
      I hope that the government of the Russian Federation will nevertheless cut off the water flowing from the Russian Federation to the Dnieper to Bandera, let's see what then the Ukroppchiks will say.
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