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Colorado Cockroach Notes. Who is piggy, he does not clean?

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Hello long and safe to everyone who reads me! For like the prophets of antiquity, I can utter great Wisdom! I can, but I won't. In our world, no one needs it at all, and therefore we will leave wisdom aside and simply try to evaluate some things happening around us with our unclothed brains.


According to the picture with all the already bored ... personality, we seem to be still going to Europe. Because this process is boring and long, I will probably start with your side.

Most of your News we are interested in your Russian matriarchy lately. Your shadow queen, so to speak. Maria Zakharova.


Now you say: why are you angry? It's just interesting. Well, look yourself from the side and think in your head. You, unlike everyone else (I will not say the word "normal", you yourself understand, not to the whole world can be applied), it seems like a man in power. Not without flaws, of course, not without flaws, but at least not Aleister Crowley and not Petro Poroshenko. And then bread with lard.

And the first lady? Must be? I don't know how about all this, but the fact that Maria Zakharova suddenly began to play the role of the first lady is a fact. How she mows is just an unearthly pleasure to watch. But then, when the first men of the kingdom, I mean, Putin and Lavrov, rush to apologize - this is significant.


Moreover, it is significant not that they apologize, but that Zakharova herself has water off a duck's back, that foam is used for axes. And here's a question for you: who is more important? Now, if in our opinion, then Zakharova. And what do you think - tell me yourself, it will become of you.

Moving on.

Let's talk about the war?

No, not about Syria, not about Donbass, not even about Afghanistan. Let's talk globally, on a grand scale. About the world war.

What did we all have recently? That's right, the jubilee UN General Assembly, dedicated to the 75th anniversary of this utterly strange organization.


Did you laugh? We, too. The main organization of the world, which, in theory, should be the conductor of the ideas of peace and harmony, has become the arena of talk about war.

Trump wants war with China, which is up the hill again. And the US President decided to remind everyone that this is a "Chinese infection", and therefore China must be punished for the coronavirus. Sanctions, blockades and other pleasures of our time.

Everyone listened to Trump, nodded, and that's it.

Then there was Merkel. Grandma wants to fight ... with the UN! The organization, you see, is outdated. And why? But because the UN does not reflect the increased role of Germany.

In general, the main message of the German Chancellor: you need to either abolish the veto power enjoyed by the United States, China, Russia, France and Great Britain, or add Germany to this list.

By the way, we are all for it! And our Zelensky also spoke about the war. It is necessary to introduce into the countries that have the right of veto, those who really fight and are fighting for high ideals! And that is why Ukraine also needs to be given the right to "veto", and then we will show you all how to properly covenant everything that is possible.

It is clear that there is only one country in Europe that is waging such a war. It is Ukraine.

To be honest, Ze could not have strained in terms of performance. And just turn last year's performance on the record. A year has passed, and everyone is in the same positions.

In general, here we are looking at this whole "Eurokvartal" and we understand that when Pan Ze speaks for his own people, at home, he is, one might say, a normal president. Well, or when he meets with some foreign leaders. It looks normal, it says on the topic. That Ukraine needs peace at any cost, that it is necessary to fulfill the Minsk agreements and save human lives.

But as in the UN - so everything. The same text, practically, with which Poroshenko spoke. As if the same person writes. More precisely, he does not write, but simply changes the dates. Either this "speechwriter" is not paid, or the copywriter has been hired, again to pay less.

And for some reason no one realizes that all this did not work even under Obama. But nevertheless, with manic persistence, they continue to drive the same song. Into emptiness.


The emptiness, as expected, is silent. And here, by the way, there is a reason to save a lot for us. It's just that Pan Ze will not skate to the UN, but will simply send a recording of his next speech. There she will be played on the big screen, and when all the dozing ones wake up, you can immediately move on to the next performance.

I'll go over too.

Again, since everything about the war has gone now, let's gently move on to the topic of Crimea. It is impossible not to catch, because here again claims against us.

If there is no water in Crimea, then again we are to blame. Right? Right. There is a healthy grain and a logical result, which is expressed in the fact that Crimea was left without water. But there are a couple of nuances here.


On the one hand, we have to admit that we didn't really repair the networks. Well, you know, it was not up to that in general. And in particular ... Well, we did not expect that everything would turn out like that. Although, by and large, we would have known that the Crimea would float away, or did not know - one hell, money for pipes would hardly have been found.

So that with the lazy Ukrainian authorities, that with the happy Crimean, there is still no water. On the other hand, it's amazing. How much was said through the channels about the huge sums allocated for the improvement of the Crimea - and here you are, the pipes could not be made.

Probably, it's not even the pipes. And not in money. The place is so ... complicated.

We read about what is happening there. Reports like from the war. Someone is frankly happy that there are problems with water, someone twists a finger at their temples. But the bulk speaks in the style of "what did you want?" This is the question of the blocked channel.

They say that 80% of the fresh water was from the Dnieper. Through the North Crimean Canal, which connects the main channel of the Dnieper with the peninsula. After the peninsula changed orientation, water supplies stopped. In principle, it is logical. Whoever can block what, then plays that. You are gas, we are water. Of course, it looks uneven, but the principle is the same.

But you said yourself that you will get by. Add wells, build an atomic desalination plant, and run the pipeline next to the bridge. Wells have been drilled, yes. As for the rest, not everything is so far, but it turned out that wells are also not a panacea for trouble.

And since we can no longer repair the water networks of the Crimea and supply water there, then at least we will find someone responsible for all this Crimean outrage. And the fact that six years have passed is nothing. The punishing cleaver of justice must strike anyone!

We have such ... I don't even know, comrade, sir, sir, genatsvale ... Zhvania, in short. Citizen of Ukraine and former deputy Zhvania David Vazhaevich. This is the one who, without charges, admitted to being participants in an organized criminal seizure of power in 2014.

Colorado Cockroach Notes. Who is piggy, he does not clean?

So, Zhvania decided to tell everyone who is to blame for the loss of Crimea. Why, no one understood, but since a person jumps out of himself from the desire to tell, why not listen? Moreover, the People's Deputy, an ally of Hydrant himself, this is, forgive me, not a Cossack Sema from the tenth hundred.

Zhvania criticizes the RRB. The RRB is not like yours, not goblins with clubs and handcuffs. The RRB is the State Bureau of Investigation. They realized, yes, where did the smell come from, right? That is, almost the FBI, only Ukrainian.

There is at least one letter difference, but the RRT is clearly not the FBI. Because they have been looking for 2 years, from the moment of foundation, but somehow everyone cannot find the guilty ones. And Zhvania can.

The RRB claims that Yanukovych is to blame for everything. And in the loss of Crimea, and in gas problems, and in the dollar rate, and in the fact that Putin. But Zhvania has a slightly different opinion.

Without a doubt, Yanukovych is largely to blame for this too. And I believe that the Ukrainian court passed him a fair sentence. But legality and justice will triumph only when the rest of those responsible for Ukraine's loss of Crimea are also punished. And surely the main culprit is Alexander Turchinov.

Here is such an interesting turn. One of Poroshenko's assistants suddenly makes such a statement for no reason. What is incriminating Zhvania Turchinov?

The prosecutor believes that it was Turchynov who ordered the Ukrainian military to be inactive during the seizure of Crimea by Russia.

Now many of you will say that the Ukrainian Armed Forces at that time could simply arrange a self-drinking, killing themselves with their heads against the Russian troops. And they will be right. And today only those who have one gyrus will argue with them - not a corn from a cap, but from a saucepan.

But apart from the former acting. President of Ukraine Turchinov, ex-President Petro Poroshenko and former Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk should bear responsibility for the annexation.

That's for sure, I gathered everyone in one heap and bought them. From the whole broad Georgian soul. But what is the reasoning ...

They did everything to make the population of Crimea hate the new Ukrainian government. It was they who made the decision to disconnect Crimea from electricity and water supply, their people threatened to send troops of nationalists to Crimea and banned the Russian language.

I'll put a secret on your head now. State.

The people of Poroshenko did absolutely the same thing with regard to Donbass. The whole set is exactly the same. Language, electricity, gas, food. And instead of them - mines and shells.

And what has changed in today's Ukraine? Never mind. At least in terms of language.

In general, our compatriot with such a widespread Ukrainian surname is right in something. We must judge all those who have done wrong before the people. Maidanno, not maidanno - it doesn't matter. But you have to judge.

We here collectively, as it were, do not rush to lick the Ukrainian authorities at all. And we hate them even harder than the Crimean ones. Because it is not yet entirely clear who is worse off. They have no water - of course, it sucks. But we have this water, and with the rest, wherever you spit - a lot of things.

Perhaps there, in the Kremlin, this tactic should have been chosen: barter. Change water for gas, or something. The gas that we will steal from the pipe anyway, exchange it for water, which will pour out into the sea anyway. Interesting exchange, right?

Last time I wrote to you about the epidemic. The second wave of the urodovirus completely disfigured the brains of many.

In our area, they first declared the red level of danger. It is the supreme who does not know. Even pigs have to grunt through the mask. And every other time.

Naturally, everyone began to close. Schools, kindergartens, and ... PATP! On the day of the announcement of the big naughty, not a single bus went on the route!

Can you imagine what was in the city? Ask which one? Where I live. So, let's omit the geographic coordinates and just imagine a crowd going somewhere in the direction of the city administration ... Without hiding their fighting spirit.

In short, buses were thrown onto the line by catapults.

And then a Commission came from Kiev urgently. And ... she cured all of us! After three days, the level turned orange, and then in general - green. That is, the evil Kovid fled somewhere in horror in front of the Kiev commissioners.

In general, I must say that the tests began to be done not for those who were suspected of having an illness, but for those who were suspected of being healthy. And all the statistics immediately improved. So now we have peace and quiet, see for yourself. I was filming exactly on September 23, when I got out to the city for a pension.


















The only place where we were very restless was the market. On Saturday dashing people came. With cameras. And all the merchants who were without masks on this warm and sunny day, began to impose a fine of 14 hryvnia.

People told that the last time this happened under Petliura. And that's not a fact. The fence was knocked down in two places, several trays were simply smashed to pieces. The Germans did not skimp in 1943 as our unfortunate merchants.

But whoever did not have time was boiled. The market, of course, stood empty all weekend, which the people did not like at all. Again, there was a trip to the administration, but the case seemed to be hushed up. Or they brought it to the chief.

But now it's not safe to shoot with a camera in the market area. You can also hit something stupid and hard on the head. Behind. For it is completely unclear for what purpose you got the camera, whether you are a tourist, or, excuse me, a snitch.

So, alas, I will not provide the promised pictures with meat products yet due to the lack of such, and fears for their own safety. Next time I'll try.
































These are just really pictures of life. The life that we have. Which have. After all, life is a good thing when the sun is shining, when children are laughing and old people are smiling.

So the slogan “We will live despite the difficulties” is being implemented with terrible force. What I wish you all, dear readers. So that your markets do not close, so that your crops do not rot, so that your pigs are man's swiniest friends!

And the fact that I spoke directly with toasts is also not just that. See you, my dear readers.
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  1. nnm
    nnm 24 September 2020 12: 34
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    After the peninsula changed orientation, water supplies stopped. Basically, it is logical.

    This means that it is normal to receive gas from the AHressor, although it is illogical. Electricity, coal, fertilizers, fuels and lubricants through Belarus are also illogical, but normal.
    And shouting that your Ukrainians live in Crimea, and then shutting off the water for them is LOGICAL and right ?!
    Will the military units be left without water? Of course not - as an offended abandoned wife pours poison on ordinary people. Disgusting, low, Ukrainian style ..
    I used to read Cockroach with pleasure. But more and more often I began to notice a change in trend in his judgments - everyone around is to blame and fools: Zakharova, Crimeans, Putin, Russians, but from looking in the mirror the cockroach is farther and farther.
    And after reading through the force to the very quote, I realized that I can’t even force myself to read this anymore. If you need such articles, I'll just go to the Censor.
    And I really hope that this is not written by Roman, but simply by the one who is published through him. I think this is so, because Roman's articles came out when, by all accounts, the cockroach had a stroke.
    To cockroach - health and a more sober look at ourselves.
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 24 September 2020 13: 01
      14
      Quote: nnm
      I used to read Cockroach with pleasure. But more and more often I began to notice a change in trend in his judgments - everyone around is to blame and fools: Zakharova, Crimeans, Putin, Russians, but from looking in the mirror the cockroach is farther and farther.

      I agree with you, the same opinion. Like all of them "and why us", give us a cheaper price, and we won't even sell, but simply won't give. All the same song about "hat and ears". It is not for nothing that Russia wants to end all trade relations with Ukraine.
    2. U-Gin78
      U-Gin78 24 September 2020 13: 06
      10
      I fully support, the substitution is obvious. "Well, a normal Soviet soldier (Colorado cockroach) cannot eat 2 bags of turnips (write this)!"
    3. vitvit123
      vitvit123 24 September 2020 13: 11
      14
      When I first started to talk about it (already quite a long time ago), I heard a lot of "good" things from his defenders. I am very glad that people began to see this .. and the author himself noted me, which surprised and flattered me. I was surprised because, in my opinion, he has no special talent (the level is certainly not the lowest, this also needs to be admitted) and I did not comment on his articles (in my opinion). Well, I probably flattered it, too, for this reason .. at first I even wanted to discuss with him, but I thought, thought ... why do I need it ...
    4. ccsr
      ccsr 24 September 2020 13: 40
      +9
      Quote: nnm
      I used to read Cockroach with pleasure. But more and more often I began to notice a change in trend in his judgments - everyone around is to blame and fools: Zakharova, Crimeans, Putin, Russians, but from looking in the mirror the cockroach is farther and farther.

      And he had this all the time before - just not everyone carefully read into his "concept". By the way, he is lying - we did not speculate on the price of gas, but on the contrary offered them to buy it cheaper than reverse gas. But about the price of water from Ukraine, as far as I know, we did not even have negotiations - they do not even want to talk about it.
    5. Clear
      Clear 24 September 2020 14: 30
      +5
      AUTHOR: Cockroach Okoloradsky. Now you say: why are you angry?

      Indeed, why are you angry? winked
      1. Mikhail Tynda
        Mikhail Tynda 25 September 2020 06: 18
        +8
        And he didn't get angry. Did not notice? The manner of the narration has changed, the style, the structure of phrases and vocabulary. Did you sell your account? Or did he show his true identity?
      2. nnm
        nnm 25 September 2020 20: 58
        +2
        Clear, with the assignment of the next military rank to you! Hooray!
        1. Clear
          Clear 25 September 2020 22: 39
          +2
          Quote: nnm
          Clear, with the assignment of the next military rank to you! Hooray!

          Thank you love ... And what is this title - three mediocre stars?
    6. BAI
      BAI 24 September 2020 15: 14
      +9
      And I really hope that this is not written by Roman, but simply by the one who is published through him.

      These are different people, do not hesitate. Even the style is different.
      1. vitvit123
        vitvit123 24 September 2020 21: 13
        +6
        As for me, the style is similar, even very much, but there has been a transformation. At first he made fun of Ukraine (generalized), then he gradually began to move to Russia. I noticed this in an article in which he wrote that he traveled to Russia and saw here that oil is sold very badly (in the rain, if memory serves), but in Ukraine it is unacceptable, lard in Russia is not fat at all, here in Ukraine and etc. there, one of the few commentators called him a fat eater, I agreed (quoting) and for which I received my only warning ... then his fans "counted the bones" to me ... one person said that he was a very talented writer and cockroach talent is beyond doubt. I noticed to him that maybe then his talent is in doubt and asked him to show me his works (maybe I'm really wrong), but I did not deserve the works. Today I was looking for that correspondence, but unfortunately I could not find it.
    7. asp373
      asp373 24 September 2020 15: 30
      +1
      Nothing in the region has changed. I've always been like that.
    8. WeAreNumerOne
      WeAreNumerOne 24 September 2020 15: 42
      -6
      There, in another material, they suggested that the Crimeans should be sent to Siberia, and the current of the military should be left on the island, then there would be no problems. Moreover, there have already been precedents in history
      1. nnm
        nnm 24 September 2020 15: 47
        +5
        True? This is when, for example, and where in the region there were only military men?
    9. forester1971
      forester1971 24 September 2020 23: 12
      +3
      I heard a theory that people after a stroke change quite a lot, including in relation to the surrounding reality.
      Maybe this is the reason for the oddities in the new articles from Cockroach?
      Another option is to write under the control of the SBU.
      1. cradle
        cradle 25 September 2020 08: 55
        +5
        all the more to calculate it as 2 fingers ... this is Nikolaev ... and here he is trying to let the fog go like that clumsy
  2. Woodman
    Woodman 24 September 2020 12: 40
    +6
    Interestingly, it’s not clear what this is about.
    Especially this:
    Perhaps there, in the Kremlin, this tactic should have been chosen: barter. Change water for gas, or something. The gas that we will steal from the pipe anyway, exchange it for water, which will pour out into the sea anyway. Interesting exchange, right?
    if
    How much was said through the channels about the huge sums allocated for the improvement of the Crimea - and here you are, the pipes could not be made.
    There would be pipes - there would be a subject for conversation, and so ...
    ... Add wells, build an atomic desalination plant, and run the pipeline next to the bridge. Wells have been drilled, yes. As for the rest, not very much yet,
    And the bridge is all "Mosfilm's work". We remember. And cars and trains on this "creativity" in both directions constantly scurry back and forth ...
  3. Blue fox
    Blue fox 24 September 2020 12: 43
    +6
    These are just really pictures of life. The life that we have. Which have. After all, life is a good thing when the sun is shining, when children are laughing and old people are smiling.

    So the slogan “We will live despite the difficulties” is being implemented with terrible force. What I wish you all, dear readers. So that your markets do not close, so that your crops do not rot, so that your pigs are man's swiniest friends!

    The Germans thought about the same after they began to suspect that it was not exactly a victory that took place in Stalingrad. But at the same time, they stubbornly did not yet notice the specific smell from the side of the nearest concentration camp.
  4. Alexander Galaktionov
    Alexander Galaktionov 24 September 2020 12: 43
    -1
    Here with water in Crimea, what our officials cannot do like the Turks who laid a pipeline to the northern Cyprus or our officials have no brains from the word at all
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 24 September 2020 13: 04
      +5
      Quote: Alexander Galaktionov
      Here with water in Crimea that our officials cannot do like the Turks

      As soon as the Sumerians cut off the water in Crimea, it was necessary to immediately close the tap on the gas pipe And everything would fall into place, and there would be no stench now.
      1. Avior
        Avior 26 September 2020 09: 05
        0
        The idea is good, but not entirely realizable - Ukraine has not bought gas from Russia for a long time, there is nothing to block.
        And to cut off gas to Europe is to expose Gazprom on large penalties and to stimulate the supply of liquefied gas from the States.
  5. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 24 September 2020 12: 45
    +7
    I don't know how about all this, but the fact that Maria Zakharova suddenly began to play the role of the first lady is a fact. How she mows is just an unearthly pleasure to watch
    ... And here I am most of all shrieking from the Ukrainian Kuleba, this is a clown and a clown. Before you find fault with Pan Cockroach, look in the mirror. And read the fable of Ivan Krylov "The Monkey and the Mirror".
    1. Clear
      Clear 24 September 2020 14: 40
      +5
      Quote: tihonmarine
      I don't know how about all this, but the fact that Maria Zakharova suddenly began to play the role of the first lady is a fact. How she mows is just an unearthly pleasure to watch
      ... And here I am most of all shrieking from the Ukrainian Kuleba, this is a clown and a clown. Before you find fault with Pan Cockroach, look in the mirror. And read the fable of Ivan Krylov "The Monkey and the Mirror".

      Eco, Vlad, how are you belay ... straight from the classics - "... and she took the herring and began to poke me in the face with her muzzle" A.P. Chekhov. Vanka.
      1. tihonmarine
        tihonmarine 24 September 2020 17: 12
        +1
        Quote: Clear
        ... straight from the classics - "... and she took the herring and began to poke me in the face with her muzzle"

        And what to look at them or something, with a face and about a table.
  6. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 24 September 2020 12: 48
    +4
    No, not about Syria, not about Donbass, not even about Afghanistan.
    You have been in the whole civil war, and you are rubbing about the world war, sort it out first.
  7. g1v2
    g1v2 24 September 2020 13: 04
    +7
    We will of course solve the problem with water. We're not going anywhere. Although there is certainly better to do it cheaper - it is stupid to plant a couple of calibers in the gateway that blocks the channel. And strike every time when Ukraine tries to shut off the water again. To declare that this is a purely humanitarian bombing and so on. wink I think it will be much cheaper and will clear some of the brains well.
    1. Kushka
      Kushka 24 September 2020 14: 59
      +1
      Yes, there is no channel there already - a ditch half-covered with sand,
      there are plots without slabs (whoever needs it). Bed
      channel concrete from slabs, in principle, does not "survive" on
      scorching sun - warp and collapse, sprout
      weeds and from this is even more destroyed. And how many
      years without water? Now at least open, at least close -
      all the water will go into the sands, the Crimea will not see it for anyone.
      There is no subject for discussion.
  8. iouris
    iouris 24 September 2020 13: 22
    +6
    Quote: "... the jubilee UN General Assembly, dedicated to the 75th anniversary of this utterly strange organization." End of quote.
    This "statement" is a political provocation. The UN is the main result of WWII, in which the Nazi regime of a united Europe was defeated.
  9. vitvit123
    vitvit123 24 September 2020 13: 38
    +9
    It is not clear what meaning these photographs carry ...
    1. Clear
      Clear 24 September 2020 14: 42
      +5
      Quote: vitvit123
      It is not clear what meaning these photographs carry ...

      I agree, there is little sense, a lot of workload.
    2. BMW535IA
      BMW535IA 24 September 2020 20: 30
      +1
      From the photographs, I determined the city in which they were taken.
      Although the author hides it.
      1. vitvit123
        vitvit123 24 September 2020 21: 02
        0
        Sorry for the stupidity. But why do we need the city where the photos were taken?
    3. iouris
      iouris 24 September 2020 23: 28
      -1
      They do not carry a semantic load - they affect the subconscious. Do you feel how after watching them your mood improves, warmth flows through your body in waves, are you happy and want to do some good deed? AND? Delicate work.
    4. cradle
      cradle 25 September 2020 08: 59
      +1
      ... Ukraine has not died yet ... meaning
  10. Bolo
    Bolo 24 September 2020 13: 49
    +3
    What is your, author, stupid, cheap, groveling, farmhouse humor! Reading you, I couldn’t understand one thing: whether it’s either to hit you in the face, or it’s just delicious to spit!
  11. Dimka75
    Dimka75 24 September 2020 14: 07
    10
    But the Cockroach is not real!
    Tolley already kaklovsky, roofing felts completely Bandera became.
    Not yet jumping, but already jumping in one word.
    1. Dym71
      Dym71 25 September 2020 10: 21
      -1
      Quote: Dimka75
      But the Cockroach is not real!
      Tolley already kaklovsky, roofing felts completely Bandera became.
      Not yet jumping, but already jumping in one word.

      Let me see you Pan Dmitra. Tse buv sarcasm? bully
      1. Dimka75
        Dimka75 25 September 2020 10: 45
        +1
        I'm really interested in reading this author "from there".
        It is interesting to understand why he changes his worldview.
        1. Dym71
          Dym71 25 September 2020 10: 51
          -1
          Quote: Dimka75
          I'm really interested in reading this author "from there".

          belay
          Tyuyu, but I thought you were from Ukraine?
  12. sergo1914
    sergo1914 24 September 2020 14: 30
    +6
    How is this stream of consciousness related to analytics? Draws on the opinion. For analytics - no.
  13. parusnik
    parusnik 24 September 2020 14: 41
    +1
    And after the use of dust, cockroaches do not live badly ... If only there were crumbs on the table smile
    1. Kushka
      Kushka 24 September 2020 15: 03
      +5
      Chel is sitting in the kitchen with a beer.
      A hefty cockroach crawls out onto the table:
      -hearted host, we have a wedding, respect- mold
      dichlorvos, your bullshit powder does not insert.
  14. BAI
    BAI 24 September 2020 15: 11
    13
    1. Photos of water and fountains are to show - at least fill up the water in Ukraine, and you will die of thirst in Crimea? I have to disappoint the SBU - it's even good that the channel was blocked. So tell them. If the channel worked, it’s scary to think that they would have poured there (biological, chemical, radioactive). The whole Crimea would be rendered uninhabitable. But the pictures of Svidomo patriots defecating into the channel would have covered the entire Internet. So it's good that there is no channel. Without it, it's better with such neighbors. Safer somehow.

    2.
    These are just really pictures of life. The life that we have. Which have.

    All pictures depend on the angle:
    1. your1970
      your1970 29 September 2020 20: 43
      0
      the first photo is shine !!!! and you look at the second and understand - that in life it happens too ...
      for example, on the one hand, Zelensky is the president of a large country, and on the other, a flower in the hole
  15. Kushka
    Kushka 24 September 2020 15: 25
    +3
    "Maria Zakharova is a fact. How she mows is an unearthly pleasure to watch."
    The time on the planet is tense now, everyone has nerves
    loose. Then the Greeks of the Sultan directly to ... sent, then Macron
    dunked, even Maestro Lavrov was brought, why is Zakharov there - still
    learn to. There is, by the way, an amazing example.
    In one Ukrainian town a meter of local journalism
    PUBLIC - at the rally, he called MEASURE G @ ndon. He goes to court.
    At the trial, the journalist said that there was a writer in France with such a
    last name and is known for lying in black, deceiving, in short.
    So, I say, and meant that our measure is a deceiver, yap, in short.
    The court ruled: to refuse the claim to the Claimant. The plaintiff was unable to present to the court
    Convincing evidence that the Respondent did not mean the WRITER.
    Chekhov is resting! And you mean Zakharova.
  16. asp373
    asp373 24 September 2020 15: 44
    14
    You, Ukrainians, are in vain scoffing about the water in Crimea. First, the problem of water supply in some regions has always been there. Secondly, blocking the canal does not interfere with the water supply as much as our neighbors on the globe would like. Thirdly, it is not so much water that is important here as an attempt to arrange a famine in Crimea. Yes, nothing happened, but there was an attempt. This will be an excellent justification for the sweep, which will definitely have to be carried out in Ukraine.
  17. From Tomsk
    From Tomsk 24 September 2020 15: 54
    +3
    It may be enough to publish it already. One thing because.
  18. Aviator_
    Aviator_ 24 September 2020 17: 35
    +5
    For some reason, the cockroach has completely deteriorated, before it was possible to read it, now it has hardly reached the end of the note. Well, our Psaki (M. Zakharova) sometimes gives out something, so what from that? Peskov will then say what she meant, and everyone will calm down. The snowless winter and empty reservoirs in the Crimea are not a reason for gloating, I really did not expect this from the author, the Maidan of the brain creeps up to him. Let it be published on the "Censor" now, here he has nothing to do.
  19. nikvic46
    nikvic46 24 September 2020 18: 41
    0
    On wearing masks and demonstrations, I laughed a lot. It reminded me of the video of the Mask Show. And the Dnieper is as empty as our Volga, no ships are visible.
  20. Naval
    Naval 24 September 2020 20: 00
    +4
    For like the prophets of antiquity, I can utter great Wisdom!

    Pan Tarakan's self-esteem is clearly overestimated. The disease obviously caused side effects, as if now not to get into ward No. 6, to the "Great Ukram", "Sumerians", and other diggers of the seas.
  21. 9 Shaft
    9 Shaft 24 September 2020 22: 26
    +5
    I feel that I was kicked, but I don’t know how yet, so is this article. The cockroach has slowed down, you can see the heart is closer and more expensive. It's right. About the outskirts (sorry Ukraine) is written a lot, but only little positive happens there. Now, if they were blocked without visas, then the squeal would be ... would begin to think, and so far with their feet, to earn money in geyropu. And what, half a year and worked on the stove, until the next departure. And in a circle, it is difficult, but satisfying, and the language, nationalism ... The main thing in Poland with Do not shout out a fool Glory to Ukraine! -It is possible to specifically scoop up that foreign sausages will become too much for the throat.
  22. xomaNN
    xomaNN 25 September 2020 14: 10
    +1
    As in the Soviet comedy "Ivan Vasilievich changes his profession": - The tsar is NOT real!
    Either Kol. The cockroach was changed, or it has a mutation ...

    It's a pity, from the inside of uk..rainy, I saw the same troubles in many ways wassat
  23. Moskovit
    Moskovit 25 September 2020 18: 07
    +4
    The cockroach forgets the sequence of actions all the time. Ukraine blocks off electricity, water, communication with relatives for Crimeans. Stops air traffic, breaks all kinds of agreements with Russia, and then, with a blue eye, says that this was done in response ...
    However, what to take from the Ukrainian cockroach.
  24. prior
    prior 26 September 2020 08: 57
    +1
    Cockroach don't get involved in politics, it's a thankless job.
    Crimea did not change its orientation.
    But the fact that Russian Ukrainians became Natsik and Bandera is a fact of treason.
    One missile launch from the American B-52 from the territory of Ukraine will turn it into a radioactive desert.
    Think and write better about it.
  25. AleBors
    AleBors 26 September 2020 10: 03
    +1
    Alas, Cockroach signed off. 6 years of brain softening and made it through chitin. It's a pity, it was more interesting before ..
  26. Sergey Russky
    Sergey Russky 27 September 2020 01: 21
    +1
    I don’t read this scribble from the author ... cynics ... about the killed people of Donbass ZERO words ... about all the delights that your "valiant" army of killers brought to the inhabitants of Donbass ... disgust for you for your silence and one-sidedness and for me do not care what is happening in your "country"
  27. Victorio
    Victorio 27 September 2020 23: 12
    0
    And what has changed in today's Ukraine? Never mind. At least, in terms of language.
    ===
    for now, yes. but the process has begun, and it has already been tested in the baltics and georgia.
    and the rest of the stamps, like your poetess:

    // You have no spirit to be free -
    we will not even become consolidated with you.

    You dubbed yourself "elders" -
    we would be younger, but not yours.
    There are so many of you, but, sorry, faceless.
    You are huge, we are great.

    And you press ... you are all wrinkling,
    you choke on your envy.
    Will - a word unfamiliar to you,
    you are all chained from childhood. //