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Friday Lovers Club: Terrible Russia and the Salisberets District Clinic

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Under the heading "Friday Lovers Club", "Military Review" offers to discuss the topic of how bad modern Russia is. It is so bad that self-respecting ultraliberals live in Russia, perhaps through force.


So. Russia is definitely bad. It undermines the foundations of international law, does not put progressive democracy at all, for which it is in vain to interfere in the elections and goes around with chemical substances falling out of their pockets. weapons.

While progressive humanity in the person of Barack Obama was pondering with one hemisphere of the brain how not to attend the Sochi Olympics in 2014 because of the incredibly cynical infringement of the rights of pederasty, which is not even given, you know, it is normal to propagandize ... cough, cough ... Russia has already drawn a plan for how it will poison Skripal and interfere in the elections.

Everyone understands that for the Kremlin, the Skripal poisoning in Salisbury was literally a vital event. Therefore, the best minds worked on the plan, including the cleaning specialists. Therefore, Skripal's cat fell into the scheme. A couple of London bums - there too. But thanks to the amazing masters of their craft from Porton Down and the regional Salisbury clinic, who secretly rescued the Skripals and wanted to present the whole world with evidence of the neutralization of Novichok, but then they remembered that the case was secret, like themselves. Well, as you know, it is customary for gentlemen to take their word for it.

And before that, insidious Russia, through the efforts of a group of super-hackers who, in broken English, convinced millions of Americans to vote for Trump, intervened in the most democratic and democratic elections in the world. Hillary Clinton was about to celebrate the victory, when it turned out that John from Michigan and Mary from Idaho, who fell under the pernicious influence of Russian hackers, voted against. Hillary had not experienced such a blow since Monica's dress. Oh, this awful Russia!

While Trump was making America great again and was introducing another package of anti-Russian sanctions (of course, not wanting it himself - after all, Vladimir Volfovich himself raised a glass for him), in the cellars of the regime, by the light of kerosene stoves, they saw that the Novichok remained on the top shelf - from the past operations. A half-liter can of the purest, powerful, incredible "Novice". They immediately decided: not to waste the good. They drew another flowchart that lacked only one thing - the identity of the victim. Without thinking twice, we decided on a personality. The main criterion is a fighter against the regime, which has a lot of drives to the regional departments. I found this one.

“Novichok” was diluted with mineral water to make it go better, and they began to think what exactly to smear on them. "Maybe a bottle in a hotel room, the corridor of which is viewed from two CCTV cameras?" - "Great idea!" On that and decided. But the bloodthirsty tyranny did not take into account the most important circumstance. Companions of the regime's victim, as it turned out later, have a unique ability - they can calculate the "Novice" by smell, but only after the regime has poisoned the victim. The bottle with traces of chemical weapons was immediately wrapped in a plastic bag by an associate who followed all the precautions for contact with CWA - he put on rubber gloves. In addition to the precautions, the hair in the nose allowed the Novice to be neutralized at any dose and proportion.

At that moment, the bloodthirsty tyrant in the Kremlin was already ordering: “Immediately give permission for the fighter with me to be taken to Germany. There is no need to waste time on trifles - let independent specialists from the Bundeswehr find Novichok and forbid us to build a gas pipeline. " And so they did. They sent it along with a bottle, on which at first they wanted to write in red marker: "Use with extreme caution, inside - BOV", but then changed their minds, because in Germany they still do not understand Russian.

The brothers of the Solberetsky district clinic in mind from the German "Sharite" have also done incredible things. The patient was healed with the latest technology. These technologies are so new that they allow you to heal the attacked BOV with a firming massage and visit the ward of the attacked by all and sundry.

But Russia still has a chance for improvement. It is suggested by those who ate the dog in defense of democratic values. This chance is to pay and repent. Well, it would not be superfluous to place American observers at nuclear and military facilities, who would also watch how strategic bombers are sent to non-ferrous metal with a gas cutter. That would be the victory of the universal good. In the meantime - sheer horror, chilling darkness and nightmare.
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  1. Livonetc
    Livonetc 18 September 2020 14: 27
    +8
    After Salisbury, the clinic also covered our friends from England.
    Quite reasonable people, educated.
    They live in a small town founded by the Romans (the former Roman outpost).
    After the newcomer extravaganza, they stopped all contacts with us.
    We now understand that the people of Kraints have started a new world trend.
    Who does not jump, that Muscovite!
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee 18 September 2020 14: 37
      +4
      haze and nightmare.
      Tremble! All ! There is still a lot of "Novichok" in the bins of the KGB, enough for everyone!
      1. iouris
        iouris 18 September 2020 14: 49
        +2
        Quote: Uncle Lee
        There is still a lot of "Novichok" in the KGB bins

        In the early 1990s, it was sold to the Germans, or it was handed over under some kind of agreement. It is possible that this material was used in all special operations.
        1. Lipchanin
          Lipchanin 18 September 2020 14: 56
          -1
          Quote: iouris
          It was sold to the Germans in the early 1990s.

          They wrote that at least countries released it
          1. SRC P-15
            SRC P-15 18 September 2020 15: 11
            11
            Friday Lovers Club

            Navalny had Friday too! But she not only made him drink Newbie, but also smeared his panties with it. And in the morning, she stole a bottle from under the Novichok and left Navalny not hung over. The poor oppositionist fell into a coma from such her arrogance. yes
            1. Lipchanin
              Lipchanin 18 September 2020 15: 16
              +3
              good A ready-made script for the detective series "Basement, Pyateitsa and" Newbie "
              1. novel66
                novel66 18 September 2020 17: 18
                +7
                a newbie is dangerous because of its unpredictability, it can poison, or maybe not
                1. Mouse
                  Mouse 18 September 2020 17: 51
                  +5
                  Quote: novel xnumx
                  a newbie is dangerous because of its unpredictability, it can poison, or maybe not

                  As far as we are convinced ... rather no than yes ... sorry for the cat ... crying
                2. venik
                  venik 18 September 2020 23: 50
                  +2
                  Quote: novel xnumx
                  a newbie is dangerous because of its unpredictability, it can poison, or maybe not

                  ========
                  Roman - so already wrote a comment on this subject with a proposal:
                  "To patent a toothpaste with the name" Newbie "......
                  Use as an advertising slogan: "Perfectly whitens teeth! AND absolutely safe for Your health!"......
                  And he even invited everyone to participate in the implementation of "business ideas" ( laughing lol bully ) ...... drinks
                  ---------------
                  And then somehow everything is being bullied .... they are being bullied ..... they are being bullied by this notorious "Novichok" ..... But he still has no effect on anyone ...... request
                  1. Vladimir Mashkov
                    Vladimir Mashkov 20 September 2020 15: 28
                    +1
                    Your idea is good. And the Friday pamphlet is wonderful!
            2. Vladimir_6
              Vladimir_6 19 September 2020 00: 37
              +2
              Hello Alexander hi
              Quote: СРЦ П-15
              Navalny had Friday too!

              Is he now Robinson?
              1. SRC P-15
                SRC P-15 19 September 2020 08: 35
                0
                Quote: Vladimir_6
                Is he now Robinson?

                Greetings, Vladimir! hi
                He was Robinson before the poisoning, and now he is just a Comedian - from the word coma and not only ... yes
                1. Vladimir_6
                  Vladimir_6 19 September 2020 09: 11
                  +1
                  Quote: СРЦ П-15
                  He was Robinson before the poisoning,

                  With poisoning is not clear. Tomsk doctors claim that he was not. The Germans say there is. If you believe both clinics, the logical conclusion suggests itself that Lech was trashed in Germany.
                  and now he is just a Comedian - from the word coma and not only ...

                  We wish Leha a complete recovery. We are not bloodthirsty. It's very interesting to see what happens after recovery. Will he get to Moscow? hi
                  1. SRC P-15
                    SRC P-15 19 September 2020 09: 59
                    +1
                    Quote: Vladimir_6
                    Will he get to Moscow?

                    Will get there someday! He can't go to Moscow with a train! yes
                    1. Vladimir_6
                      Vladimir_6 19 September 2020 10: 09
                      +1
                      Quote: СРЦ П-15
                      Will get there someday! He can't go to Moscow with a train!

                      I meant - will they let him get there now? They creaked in Foggy Albion as if they sank into the water.
                      1. SRC P-15
                        SRC P-15 19 September 2020 10: 14
                        +1
                        Quote: Vladimir_6
                        I meant - will they let him get there now? They creaked in Foggy Albion as if they sank into the water.

                        First he will be awarded the Nobel Prize, and then we will see how long Nobel laureates live. yes
                      2. Vladimir_6
                        Vladimir_6 19 September 2020 10: 17
                        +1
                        Quote: СРЦ П-15
                        First he will be awarded the Nobel Prize, and then we will see how long Nobel laureates live.

                        Well, let him get better for now wink
                2. Igor Pa
                  Igor Pa 20 September 2020 10: 55
                  0
                  There is already a method tested by Lenin. By train, through Poland, the beard, the mustache, the cap is pulled up to the eyebrows. wassat
      2. RVAPatriot
        RVAPatriot 18 September 2020 15: 45
        +3
        In the Czech Republic, he was also present, in vain that the Czechs shouted so much about "Novichok", just to get away
    2. Lipchanin
      Lipchanin 18 September 2020 14: 55
      +3
      Quote: Uncle Lee
      There is still a lot of "Novichok" in the KGB bins,

      And each "Newbie" other!
    3. ltc22A
      ltc22A 18 September 2020 15: 12
      +4
      And not only "newbie" ,,, repeat
  2. Civil
    Civil 18 September 2020 15: 28
    -7
    Not bad, not good, as it is - permanently in a crisis of something. Normal third world country (average salary in dollars). With its charms and cons.
  3. Terenin
    Terenin 18 September 2020 20: 15
    +4
    Quote: Livonetc
    our friends from England.

    For some time now, for me everything that is west of the Smolensk region. not just friends, but not partners anymore No.
    1. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 03
      +9
      Quote: Terenin
      For some time now, for me everything that is west of the Smolensk region. not just friends, but not partners anymore

      I am very sorry, but Khabarovsk is to the east and they are no one to you either?
      You famously settle scores with the whole world and even with Belarusians, and if tomorrow, for example, Vorkuta or, say, Novosib comes out to protest because of exorbitant tariffs, will you surround them with borders too?
      1. Terenin
        Terenin 18 September 2020 23: 26
        -2
        Quote: Malyuta
        I am very sorry, but Khabarovsk is to the east

        I do not argue No.

        Quote: Malyuta
        You famously settle scores with the whole world and even with Belarusians

        And even with the Papuans

        Quote: Malyuta
        And if tomorrow, for example, Vorkuta or, say, Novosib comes out to protest because of exorbitant tariffs, will you surround them with borders too?

        And if ... he was carrying cartridges?
        Are you slowly transferring the Belarusian scenario to the East of Russia?

        Malyuta, again with the company you are singing an old song about how "today the Motherland is dying especially badly!"
        Oh well winked , not long left
        1. Malyuta
          Malyuta 18 September 2020 23: 40
          12
          Quote: Terenin
          Are you slowly transferring the Belarusian scenario to the East of Russia?

          Malyuta, again with the company you are singing an old song about how "today the Motherland is dying especially badly!"
          Well, well winked, not long left

          Recently you had a Ukrainian "script", now changed to Belarusian?
          You are boring and you can't sing much with you, your songs are either stupid or slavish, but why not sing with good people good
          And if people like you do not see the light, then we will pump the Motherland completely and irrevocably.
          Good night.
          1. Terenin
            Terenin 19 September 2020 19: 28
            0
            Quote: Malyuta
            Recently you had a Ukrainian "script", now changed to Belarusian?

            You can't catch up with you, you are already finishing the Vorkuta and Novosibirsk scripts winked
            Quote: Malyuta
            You are boring and you won't sing much with you, your songs are either stupid or slavish,

            Yes, well Malyuta, since when did stupid and slavish songs become boring for you? belay
            Quote: Malyuta
            but with good people why not sing that
            Shcha, he'll get better after the "newbie" and sing along to you in a second voice yes , or first what

            Quote: Malyuta
            And if people like you will not see, then

            What profound conclusions winked ... More carefully, from a deep understanding of things to schizophrenia - one step.

            Quote: Malyuta
            Good night.
            and you too have peace
  • rocket757
    rocket757 18 September 2020 14: 29
    11
    So. Russia is definitely bad.

    No, bad proposal negative
    Let's have a different look at OUR HOUSE RUSSIA, compare what we have GOOD and what are our PROBLEMS! The discussion will be no less informative, but the context is more positive!
    We already have enough negative, there is someone to create it ...
    1. snake
      snake 18 September 2020 14: 57
      0
      Very soon, everything will improve significantly in Russia. Concrete steps are already being taken for this. Funding for TV propaganda will be increased by 40%. Well, they will slightly reduce funding for science and the aviation industry. Who needs it, this science ...
      The authorities will not spend money on Crimea and science. Invest in propaganda.
      The draft budget for 2021-2023 provides for a reduction in funding for Crimea - by 20%, aviation - by 10% and science - by 4%. At the same time, expenses will grow on television propaganda - by 40% and on the CEC on the eve of elections to the State Duma - by 27,4%.

      1. rocket757
        rocket757 18 September 2020 15: 05
        +5
        Quote: serpent
        TV propaganda funding will increase by 40%

        A waste of money, if it really is.
        They turn on the TV, watch TV shows, and there is no more popular than "Olga" now ... I'm from my half, laughing! she doesn't watch serials, practically, but let her see "Olga" and don't snort!
        and so, the TV set was off at all.
        About everything else, I don't even want to discuss ... firstly, we need to check more precisely, sho, how and why !!! secondly, most likely, except for volatile expressions, it will not be possible to reproduce / write ... if everything turns out to be even worse!
      2. Skay
        Skay 18 September 2020 15: 15
        +7
        TV propaganda funding will increase by 40%

        Since I don't watch TV, so that the aforementioned money is not wasted, I ask you to give the propaganda planned for me in monetary terms. Thank. wink
        1. snake
          snake 18 September 2020 15: 20
          -6
          Quote: Skay
          Since I don't watch TV, so that the designated money does not go to waste

          Money will not be lost, do not worry. Responsible comrades will find use for them.
          1. Arthur73
            Arthur73 18 September 2020 16: 12
            +4
            Do not worry you like that. America does not reduce funding aimed at "democratizing" Russia. So you are guaranteed a stable income! lol
            1. snake
              snake 18 September 2020 20: 57
              -4
              Quote: Arthur73
              America is not cutting back on funding aimed at "democratizing" Russia.

              Where does this information come from? Are they reporting to you from Washington whether they are reducing funding or not? Do not fall so clumsily, Mr. foreign agent.
            2. Malyuta
              Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 51
              12
              Quote: Arthur73
              Do not worry you like that. America does not reduce funding aimed at "democratizing" Russia. So you are guaranteed a stable income!

              Arthur! You are not who you say you are! You are not 73, but 74.
              1. snake
                snake 18 September 2020 23: 28
                -4
                Quote: Malyuta
                Arthur! You are not who you say you are! You are not 73, but 74.

                Yes, that he, that! These numbers, as I understand it, are the designation for IQ. And it looks like they are mixed up in places ...
                1. Malyuta
                  Malyuta 18 September 2020 23: 54
                  11
                  Quote: serpent
                  Yes, that he, that! These numbers, as I understand it, are the designation for IQ. And it looks like they are mixed up in places ...

                  Colleague! I greet you drinks You have guessed this puzzle so masterly!
                  I'm amazed! good drinks
          2. Lexus
            Lexus 18 September 2020 18: 52
            +9
            Money will not be lost, do not worry. Responsible comrades will find use for them.

            hi They will "master" and give out "to the mountain" in the form of a "processed product" with a characteristic "smell".


            A fragment from the movie "Bruce Almighty" (2003)
            1. snake
              snake 18 September 2020 20: 59
              -3
              Quote: lexus
              They will "master" and give out "to the mountain" in the form of a "processed product" with a characteristic "smell".

              Uh-huh ... they will push us positive a la:
        2. Turist1996
          Turist1996 18 September 2020 15: 41
          -2
          Since I don't watch TV, so that the aforementioned money is not wasted, I ask you to give the propaganda planned for me in monetary terms. Thank. wink

          Yes Yes! I support the proposal! There has been no TV at home since 2002. Children generally only see him at a party. Therefore, I ask you to spend the intended money by direct transfer to my card! I am even ready to pay personal income tax from this amount! laughing
        3. STORM 12
          STORM 12 19 September 2020 00: 36
          +1
          And here I’m looking .. useful, sometimes
      3. Reserve buildbat
        Reserve buildbat 18 September 2020 20: 05
        +2
        Can you prove it? Or, as always, "we have them, but we won't show them, since they are secret?" I'm just curious. I don't have a TV set, so as not to clutter up the house, but I wonder where such data on budget distribution comes from)
        1. snake
          snake 18 September 2020 21: 01
          -5
          Quote: Stroibat stock
          And the evidence is possible?

          I remember exactly that I gave the link, but it mysteriously disappeared from the comment ... request
          https://kapital-rus.ru/articles/article/vlasti_ne_budut_tratitsya_na_krym_i_nauku_vlojatsya_v_propagandu/
          1. Reserve buildbat
            Reserve buildbat 18 September 2020 21: 16
            +5
            Thank you smile I read it. He laughed heartily. Typically liberal set of phrases. The fact that these phrases prove nothing and sometimes contradict each other is of no interest to anyone, because "Leshahoroshy"
            1. snake
              snake 18 September 2020 21: 35
              -4
              What has Lyosha got to do with it? Do you think he wrote this after coming out of a coma?
              1. Reserve buildbat
                Reserve buildbat 18 September 2020 21: 40
                +6
                It's just that for several days now they have been screaming from each outlet that "Lyoshuotravilinovich". I'm not even trying to appeal to the brain of these screaming hemp with the words "how he was poisoned by BOV, but he survived and no one was hurt." I just laugh at the stupidity of the liberals, who are outright nonsense and will soon begin to demand a trial against Putin, since the god is clearly under threats of reprisals from the KGB, created Russia for 80% of Eurasia laughing
                1. snake
                  snake 18 September 2020 21: 43
                  -6
                  Quote: Stroibat stock
                  It's just that for several days now, they have been screaming from each outlet that "Leshuotravilinovich".

                  And you decided to keep up with the trends? Otherwise, why did they remember him?
      4. Malyuta
        Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 09
        +8
        Quote: serpent
        Well, they will slightly reduce funding for science and the aviation industry. Who needs it, this science ...

        Yes indeed, Colleague, Putinism also does not need aviation, but also education, medicine and the people in general .., hemorrhoids with him with this folk, babysit, babysit, and he still strives to kick a generous hand.
  • evgen1221
    evgen1221 18 September 2020 14: 30
    +4
    A brief description of the course of the disease in the zemstvo mental hospital!
  • rocket757
    rocket757 18 September 2020 14: 32
    +1
    While Trump was making America great again and introducing another package of anti-Russian sanctions (of course, not wanting to - after all, Vladimir Volfovich himself raised a glass for him)

    But it really turned out COOL, though the sediment remained sour ... well, nothing can stick to the VVZH, it can't get dirty, there's nowhere to go!
  • 7,62h54
    7,62h54 18 September 2020 14: 32
    -22 qualifying.
    The author wanted to add scraping and urapatriotism, but bubbles went through the water.
    The article is about nothing.
    1. Sidor Amenpodestovich
      Sidor Amenpodestovich 18 September 2020 14: 39
      -1
      Quote: 7,62x54
      but there were bubbles in the water.

      However, the author has nothing to do with it here.
  • Victor_B
    Victor_B 18 September 2020 14: 33
    +3
    Gentlemen - they are such gentlemen!
    1. Mouse
      Mouse 18 September 2020 17: 54
      +4
      And then ... I was flooded ... wink
  • Andrey the Magnificent
    Andrey the Magnificent 18 September 2020 14: 41
    +9
    “Hillary hasn’t experienced such a blow since Monica’s dress. Oh, this awful Russia! "
    He laughed !!! hi
  • Alien From
    Alien From 18 September 2020 14: 46
    +3
    The newcomer turned out to be overdue .... wassat
    1. Lipchanin
      Lipchanin 18 September 2020 15: 07
      0
      Quote: Alien From
      The newcomer turned out to be overdue ...

      Relaxed
      1. Mouse
        Mouse 18 September 2020 17: 55
        +2
        Quote: Lipchanin
        Quote: Alien From
        The newcomer turned out to be overdue ...

        Relaxed

        Exhausted ????
    2. Reserve buildbat
      Reserve buildbat 18 September 2020 20: 10
      +2
      Vasily Alibabaevich is to blame for everything. He retrained from gasoline to a beginner, but did not change the donkey urine)))
    3. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 16
      +9
      Quote: Alien From
      The newcomer turned out to be overdue.

      Well, a delay in our great country is unlikely to surprise anyone.
      Most likely, it was simply stolen, like everything else was stolen, they poured something Chinese from mice, but again, because of the hand, they poured more than half a kilo.
      In general, the spiers, we drove the oak bark dietary supplements and drove with an Uzbek taxi driver, they showed him the way, smeared everything, but he did not give a check ...
  • Recon
    Recon 18 September 2020 14: 48
    +6
    All these are links in the chain of information and economic warfare. They understand that they will not take it by force, they will wear it out. One thing I can't understand - why was Navalny allowed to be taken out of the country? By the way, one acquaintance lives in Germany, asked him what ordinary citizens think about this situation. At least half of them sincerely believe that Russia is a tyrant and devil in the flesh, despite the fact that his social circle consists mainly of ethnic Germans who have moved away. The same story happened with Ukraine, when relatives, without listening to anything, peremptorily cursed and sent everyone to the other side of the border. The political strategists are working very successfully.
    1. rocket757
      rocket757 18 September 2020 15: 08
      +2
      Quote: Recon
      One thing I can't understand - why was Navalny allowed to be taken out of the country?

      Who contributed, advised, I would like to know! It is better to know such "heroes" by sight!
      1. Recon
        Recon 18 September 2020 15: 12
        0
        Who hung up, I would say, but yes, I agree.
        1. rocket757
          rocket757 18 September 2020 19: 07
          +1
          Who allowed, in general, it is clear ... and who advised or itself, itself, the question is of course interesting!
          However, there are many such questions as, for example, who decided to hang another hanging on the nedimon, for what ???
          1. Recon
            Recon 18 September 2020 20: 27
            +1
            who decided to hang another hanging on Nedimon, for what ???
            oh don’t tell me, I’m often surprised when I have people here who have sat in a tent for two or three months at a laptop, chopping into toys, then go out to the parade ground and receive state awards. This is how our system works.
            1. rocket757
              rocket757 18 September 2020 21: 18
              +2
              Quote: Recon
              This is how our system works

              This is THEIR system, we are simply allowed to exist side by side .... and then, for the reason that WITHOUT US, their system will fly away to tarrara, at the click of a finger, from the outside.
      2. Malyuta
        Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 19
        11
        Quote: rocket757
        Who contributed, advised, I would like to know! It is better to know such "heroes" by sight!

        Actually, you just had to take him and kill him, or else the bastard has invented the faq, pump the screws!
    2. Skay
      Skay 18 September 2020 15: 18
      0
      One thing I can't understand - why was Navalny allowed to be taken out of the country?

      PMSM, this is one of the HSPs for putting the collective West in an idiotic position.
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 18 September 2020 19: 04
        -1
        And the West is not particularly steamed and does not get into a position that they do not need. They can afford it! And what can we do to them? NEVER MIND!!!
        By the way, when the situation is constantly idiotic, and in general, what a pleasing one, it may well be recognized as NORMAL! Here's how and on what to get there ??? Only and remains on the lame goat !!! Otherwise, they will not accept you for their own, and our elite really wants this!
        So what do we, NORMAL, do not recognize a lame goat for a vehicle ???
      2. Malyuta
        Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 20
        11
        Quote: Skay
        it is one of the HSPs for putting the collective West in an idiotic position.

        I'm very sorry, but you definitely watched the previous episode about HPP? belay
  • awesom3-lutsevich
    awesom3-lutsevich 18 September 2020 14: 59
    +2
    Russians gave out 0,5 liters of burned vodka to all those who voted for Trump right at the polling stations
  • imobile2008
    imobile2008 18 September 2020 15: 12
    -14 qualifying.
    What piece of nonsense have I read?
    1. Terenin
      Terenin 18 September 2020 20: 31
      +2
      Quote: imobile2008
      What piece of nonsense have I read?

      Judging by the comments, from the moment of registration, you have already managed to find 170 "pieces of nonsense" winked
      Not everyone is so lucky wink
    2. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 21
      12
      Quote: imobile2008
      What piece of nonsense have I read?

      Argentina is a land of wonders)
  • RealPilot
    RealPilot 18 September 2020 15: 13
    +3
    I liked the article!
    It's funny and written on the case. Otherwise, you are tired of thinking about these "partners" and you don't want to sometimes ... Especially on Friday good
  • Dmitry Potapov
    Dmitry Potapov 18 September 2020 15: 21
    +2
    In such cases, Russians usually send everyone to a known address.
  • 1536
    1536 18 September 2020 15: 22
    14
    Russia has become too intelligent country. We never wondered why in the school class one is called bespectacled and / or "nerd" and is being bullied all the time, he gets cuffs and cuffs, while the other walks in kings and doesn't give a damn about everyone. These ordinary human relations have been transferred today into international politics, they have become the basis of competition for sales markets, for the advance development of some over others, when the strong does not help the weak, does not consider him equal, but drowns or kills without feeling any feelings.
    It was not common sense and decency that began to play the leading role, but strength and arrogance.
    We need to finally decide whether we are "hammering the last nail into the coffin with the ghost of communism" and going "toe-to-toe" with the "golden billion" as its canned food to nowhere, or, thanks to the geographical position of our country, its size, achievements and to the victories of its people, we lead other peoples and countries along the path of progress.
    I know that all this sounds trite and has already been said many times, but there is no other way. The United States is mired in a quagmire of fraudulent schemes, local wars, interethnic conflicts, where even the rich cannot get along with each other. There is no need to talk about Europe. The Germans, for example, yearn for revenge for defeat in World War II and post-war humiliation. The rest of the Europeans are so Americanized and divided that they represent no power at all. China with its almost 2 billion population, advanced industry, achievements in science and technology, nevertheless, does not offer anything to people of other nationalities, since they are building "communism" only for themselves and, apparently, for themselves. This is America, on the contrary, the second side of the medal, cast after the war by the capitalists of the whole world. Although the struggle for China is still ahead, and judging by the policy pursued by the leaders of this country recently, the Chinese do not really want to look at the Americans all their lives, as if they are on the far side of the moon (and not on the sunny side, as one should understand). But there are more than 200 states on the planet. Thousands of nationalities, 7,6 billion people. And no one knows which way to go all together in order to reach a new level of development, relying on modern achievements of science and technological progress.
    The conclusion suggests itself: our country, our people in 1917 could open the door to a new century, and then defeat fascism, fly into space, build a great industry, achieve the flowering of science, teach people in the end so that they are not dumb beasts ... So it is necessary to follow this road. This is the right direction. Here you just need not to overdo it, not to throw out the child with the water, not to destroy yourself "in the name of all mankind", which was called for in the late 1980s by the so-called "communists" who seized power in the USSR and are urged today by their children and followers. You just have to build, invent, teach, discover and live according to your conscience.
    "As long as we are united, we are invincible!" These words from the anthem of all free people, from the Chilean Venceremos, are more relevant than ever. Chile failed to defend herself; her bitter experience should not be repeated.
    1. Turist1996
      Turist1996 18 September 2020 16: 04
      +7
      Although many will call your thoughts a utopia, I agree. In my opinion, the current situation in the world looks like the last revelry of a terminally ill person before death, and not the life of a normal and adequate person.
      Everything is done according to the principle: after me - even a flood! This is a sick, fundamentally "rotten" paradigm that does not lead to anything good!
      1. Mouse
        Mouse 18 September 2020 17: 59
        +2
        In my opinion, the current situation in the world looks like the last revelry of a terminally ill person before death, and not the life of a normal and adequate person.

        And covid is like a plague ...
        Like a feast in time of plague?
    2. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 27
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      Quote: 1536
      We never wondered why in the school class one is called bespectacled and / or "nerd" and is being bullied all the time, he gets cuffs and cuffs, while the other walks in kings and doesn't give a damn about everyone.

      Did you really go to a normal school? I asked that, the memories are too strong in you.
      Quote: 1536
      The conclusion suggests itself: our country, our people in 1917 could open the door to a new century, and then defeat fascism, fly into space, build a great industry, achieve the flowering of science, educate people in the end so that they are not dumb beasts

      If people suddenly cease to be a dumb brute, then at the same hour we will have great changes.
  • APASUS
    APASUS 18 September 2020 15: 23
    0
    The next ones will be poisoned using sarin or soman, well, so that for sure traces were obtained. And they did not suffer with the accusation of the Russians, all around the countries are peacekeepers, it's only we are barbarians
    1. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 29
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      Quote: APASUS
      Yes, and they did not suffer with the accusation of the Russians, all around the countries are peacekeepers, it's only we are barbarians

      And where did you get the idea that all Russians are accused? I heard that specific people are accused and they want to apply sanctions against specific people.
      And here are the Russians ????
      1. APASUS
        APASUS 19 September 2020 09: 44
        0
        Quote: Malyuta
        And where did you get the idea that all Russians are accused? I heard that specific people are accused and they want to apply sanctions against specific people.
        And here are the Russians ????

        The European Parliament urged the EU leaders "to introduce such sanctions mechanisms that would make it possible to find and freeze the European assets of corrupt persons in accordance with the findings of the Anti-Corruption Fund (FBK) of Alexei Navalny."

        The law on laundering the funds obtained by criminal means was not enough, or why only after "pseudo poisoning" did they become interested in these persons?
        In light of the Navalny case, the European Parliament, as expected, confirmed its initially negative position on the completion of the Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline, proposing to stop it

        And what is this material evidence of a crime? How is the project and Navalny connected, maybe this is the real goal?
        proposed "to adopt an EU strategy to support Russian dissidents, non-governmental organizations and civil society organizations, as well as independent media", to create "additional training opportunities for young Russians in the EU" and even "to promote the opening of a Russian university in exile in one of the EU member states. ".

        And this - starting from training new personnel for brainwashing, ending with advertising of non-traditional values, juvenile justice and other advances in our country of love for perverts.
        This will affect every Russian, not today, so in the near future.
        1. Malyuta
          Malyuta 19 September 2020 13: 12
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          Quote: APASUS
          And this - starting from training new personnel for brainwashing, ending with advertising of non-traditional values, juvenile justice and other advances in our country of love for perverts.

          Colleague hi The fact is that we have enough rear-wheel drive and those prone to pidofelia at the top and without geyropa, and even in excess.
          Now about studying in the EU! All children
          "servants of the people" study in the West, but ordinary citizens are not only IMPOSSIBLE to educate their children in the sworn geyrope, but even a trip there in this life does not shine.
          For a simple Russian citizen, Nord Stream has absolutely no meaning, it is the enrichment of other uncles.
          So what are you talking about?
          I repeat to you that the sanctions will be applied personally to those who are exposed in the investigations of the bulk and this is the worst dream of these cockmasters - to remain without the stolen dough, without the opportunity to hide in the west and be alone with the angry crowd of once obedient scrapers.
          Everything else = this is noodle-like nightingale droppings for the plebs, because none of the most terrible sanctions of the West will do as much disgust to the people as the current government. hi
          1. APASUS
            APASUS 19 September 2020 13: 25
            +1
            Quote: Malyuta
            Colleague The fact is that we have enough rear-wheel drive and those prone to pidofelia at the top and without geyropes, and even in abundance.
            Now about studying in the EU!

            About 12% of the world's population have deviations in the sexual sphere. This does not depend on nationality and time. These are balut genes.
            But only now, these 12% are trying to dictate their will to the majority. I do not care who is where ............. hollows, who there feels like a little animal, but nature laid down that the family is a marriage of a man and a woman!
            Quote: Malyuta
            For a simple Russian citizen, Nord Stream has absolutely no meaning, it is the enrichment of other uncles.

            I agree, well, they would blame Miller, Schroeder, who is there in SP2? What does SP2 have to do with it, or is it the ultimate goal?
            Quote: Malyuta
            I repeat to you that the sanctions will be applied personally to those who are exposed in the investigations of the bulk and this is the worst dream of these cockmasters - to remain without the stolen dough, without the opportunity to hide in the west and be alone with the angry crowd of once obedient scrapers.

            I will also repeat to you that the EU and the US have adopted enough laws against laundering the stolen dough, but only now has it become interesting?
            Quote: Malyuta
            Everything else = this is noodle-like nightingale droppings for the plebs, because none of the most terrible sanctions of the West will do as much disgust to the people as the current government.

            Of course, you can't argue hi
            1. Malyuta
              Malyuta 19 September 2020 14: 05
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              Quote: APASUS
              Of course, you can't argue

              I am glad that mutual understanding has been reached on the main issue. good drinks
              Quote: APASUS
              But only now these 12% are trying to dictate their will to the majority

              Have you ever asked yourself a question about why passports are handed out in the Russian Federation at the age of 14, and they become full-fledged citizens at the age of 18?
              The second question is, why is a kind of tourism developing by leaps and bounds in the Russian Federation? Notice that it is not our dovecote that goes to Geyrope, but they visit us.
              And the most important question is why in the Russian Federation the death penalty has been abolished for the rape of children and the punishment has been reduced in general?
              So, dear Colleague, all this garbage about exaggerating same-sex marriages is just a transfer of arrows from a sore head to a healthy one.
              PySy. In one story, a simple guy told reporters,
              when everything that is happening in our country is revealed, we will all be horrified.
              I totally agree with him. hi
  • Daniil Konovalenko
    Daniil Konovalenko 18 September 2020 15: 32
    +3
    Something already tired, from this hype, what they have, what we have ... Moreover, all of them and we understand that this is a "blizzard." They strenuously make an elephant out of a fly, pulling the fly over the elephant's ass, we have these actions are commented ...
  • tolancop
    tolancop 18 September 2020 15: 35
    +2
    Quote: Recon
    .... One thing I can not understand - why was Navalny allowed to be taken out of the country? .....

    What would change in this case? They would have received the SAME, but for the fact that "Navalny was denied qualified foreign assistance ... deciding to kill him in Russia." And his analyzes over the hill would have turned out to be the efforts of fellow accomplices. And trying to prove something to THEM, IMHO, a waste of time ... THERE and so everyone knows without our proof. And we can at least hide, Russia will be exposed to blame for everything: heavy rain, drought, new (old) phase of the moon, etc.
  • Tank jacket
    Tank jacket 18 September 2020 15: 36
    +4
    Alexey Volodin, Bravo, I haven't laughed like that for a long time ...
    To reveal so many inconsistencies with such sarcasm. Truly a sense of humor is an indicator of intelligence! good
    1. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 33
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      Quote: Tank jacket
      ... Truly a sense of humor is an indicator of intelligence!

      Have you ever read anecdotes?
  • Gennady Fomkin
    Gennady Fomkin 18 September 2020 15: 44
    +2
    Australia has proposed amendments to the 300-page COVID-19 Omnibus (Emergency Measures) Bill, the essence of which is as follows: - Representatives of various authorities (both existing and new) will be issued broad special powers to combat "covid dissidents";

    - if a person is caught deliberately failing to comply with strict measures to combat covidla (and also, for example, if he does not comply with them, due to old age or dementia), he can be forcibly placed in special places under "constant observation" for quarantine;

    - if someone is deemed by authorized officials to be a "public health threat" (not to be confused with carriers of the virus), they will be allowed to conduct searches without a court order, restrict movement, and take "other necessary measures to protect public health"; https : //www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/people-who-refuse-to-self-isolate-could-be-detained-under-proposed-victorian-law-20200914-p55vm0.html.
  • Alexey from Perm
    Alexey from Perm 18 September 2020 15: 44
    -2
    I think that the main task of the rulers in the Kremlin is to improve the lives of Russians, and not just their own, in which they have succeeded. The author's attempts to sarcastically ridicule the vision of Russia by "foreign partners" in the international sphere are not very interesting.
  • evgen1221
    evgen1221 18 September 2020 16: 01
    -1
    Bulk could still taxi to something really useful for the country, if he untwisted and brought things to the ground and promoted on this, he would have no idea of ​​the steps to get out of the country in which. Less with grantosos in public flashed. And so, with his hype move, he zeroed himself out in the eyes of even a minimum of those who know about him, not to mention sympathetic but not paid admirers.
  • Oleg Skvortsov
    Oleg Skvortsov 18 September 2020 17: 27
    +1
    Thank you author, laughed Write again))
  • Ross xnumx
    Ross xnumx 18 September 2020 17: 33
    -1
    Under the heading "Friday Lovers Club", "Military Review" offers to discuss the topic of how bad modern Russia is.

    Here, I thought, what an interesting topic. Now we will find out: "Who lives happily at ease in Russia" and why the piglet's tail curls. No, no! Fuck you on the shirt front.
    We are more interested in life, how there
    self-respecting ultraliberals live in Russia
    .
    By force or by consent?
    Mister author! You, by chance, are not the "namesake" of our gluttonous shrewd speaker?
    You suggest that we disagree with a deliberate lie:
    Russia is definitely bad. It undermines the foundations of international law, does not value progressive democracy, for which it interferes in elections in vain and walks around with chemical weapons falling out of their pockets.

    Arguing all this with sore spots about Navalny's poisoning, about the Salisbury incident, interspersed with all this vinaigrette with the names of "ex", US presidential candidates and other unknowns? Why do we need this Friday weekend?
    Do you want to challenge us to frankness or arouse indignation with "Western" approaches and interference in the internal affairs of our country?
    What for? To get rid of the misunderstandings that have arisen that Russian citizens face every day, because each time these “misunderstandings” point to the same senders?
    ... Russia still has a chance for improvement.

    Why didn't you outline the contours of these chances? Why not sketch out the outline of the supposed corrected well-being? Do you yourself believe that this correction is possible? Me not. Russia is not being built by "ultraliberals", not by "hurray-patriots" and not even by "pseudo-democrats". Leave the site and ask the citizens if they believe in the imminent improvements in their lives and do they rely on the property indicated by your "namesake"?
    You have become like "thimblers" to distract our attention with various tricks and "dummy" ... Do we need it? We are not from Nepal ...
    What did you want to achieve? For the site to attack the US, EU, Navalny, GB, Merkel, Lukashenko with angry screams? So that users choose synonyms of the word "villain" for these countries and surnames?
    Believe me, it's not interesting. I do not know for what reasons Alexey Navalny fell into a coma. I do not know where the girls accompanying him have gone and for what reasons he ended up (???) in the Sharite clinic. But I see how, for political dissent, an innocent person is under house arrest for more than three months. Not in Germany, but in Moscow. On an unformulated and unsubstantiated charge.
    I see how the pensions of working pensioners have been indexed. How the reduction coefficient was removed in the calculation of military pensions. I see what "new" post-coronavirus food prices have appeared in stores. I am learning about the estimated economic growth and inflation (from government sources). I find out that in a huge country, apart from Medvedev, there was no one who would be awarded the Order of Merit ... But you never know joyful, positive news, from which in the soul "both freely and cheerfully" ... Behind which they are completely invisible
    sheer horror, chilling darkness and nightmare.

    hi
    1. Polymer
      Polymer 18 September 2020 20: 24
      +3
      Quote: ROSS 42
      I do not know for what reasons Alexey Navalny fell into a coma.

      But the Ministry of Health warned him about the dangers of excessive alcohol consumption!
      But here, too, he has "dissent" - he did not listen.
    2. Malyuta
      Malyuta 18 September 2020 22: 48
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      Quote: ROSS 42
      What did you want to achieve? For the site to attack the US, EU, Navalny, GB, Merkel, Lukashenko with angry screams?

      So I fell upon everyone! How long ?!
      You, Colleague, whatever you want, and I believe in reptilians, they bastards do not give us life and stagger, and if you doubt, then look at Prokopenko with Solovyov and your picture of the world will also take on normal outlines.
  • Dimy4
    Dimy4 18 September 2020 18: 05
    +2
    At this moment, the bloodthirsty tyrant in the Kremlin already commanded

    And in the Kremlin, we (in the sense of the country) are always bloodthirsty tyrants, well, except for Gorbachev and Yeltsin, of course, these two are just darlings.
    1. Campanella
      Campanella 18 September 2020 21: 56
      +2
      Yes, yes, when Boris Elkin was shooting the legally elected parliament of Russia, the West was silent, thrusting its tongue into one place. It's not Guaido and Tikhanovskaya ..
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    1. Polymer
      Polymer 18 September 2020 20: 42
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      Quote: Height 100
      Here they pay well for Russophobia

      Not only "here". Unfortunately, there is still an increased demand for Russophobia in some countries - and the supply is not long in coming. Basically, these "goods" are traded by those who do not produce anything and have nothing else to sell. From individuals to states.
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  • Terenin
    Terenin 18 September 2020 20: 05
    +3
    Thank you
    AUTHOR: Volodin Alexey
    fun and witty article, and not just for Friday good
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      1. Terenin
        Terenin 18 September 2020 21: 20
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        Quote: Height 100
        Quote: Terenin
        Thank you
        AUTHOR: Volodin Alexey
        fun and witty article, and not just for Friday good

        Sad article by Gennady, that this has already come to the delight of some .. hi
        All the "jokes" are still ahead ... Oh, it will be difficult to restore everything

        R'RёS,R ° F "RёR№ hi
        the main thing at the highest level to have time to clean up the "fifth column", before the quarrel, and there it will be easier.
        Come on, take off!
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  • Dart
    Dart 18 September 2020 21: 12
    +2
    I listened to hysteria on the echo of matzo (age and psyche already allow laughing ), there was a lot of fun, zaboristy about this .. and not only ...... it became enviable, "people" can do it!
    1. Campanella
      Campanella 19 September 2020 17: 44
      -1
      Not that word! I admire these brothers, verbal husks that cover their hatred for the country. And with suicidal obstinacy, pulling her to the abyss for the victory of certain values ​​that they put above the common good.
  • Reserve buildbat
    Reserve buildbat 18 September 2020 21: 21
    +2
    Thanks. He laughed. The article is very ironic, which pleases, but the comments overwhelmed it))) So much liberal stupidity is poured out ... Very funny. Liberators, as always, showed their utter stupidity and inability to understand humor. Conclusion: Either they are completely without a brain and with an IQ level of no higher than 2, or they are simply not Russian and do not understand anything. Another "Crimean daughter of an officer" from Tennessee. Evil roofing materials laughing
  • Campanella
    Campanella 18 September 2020 21: 50
    +4
    On the Echo of Moscow, an English college teacher, a certain Vladimir Pastukhov, called Russia an international hooligan from the gateway ...
    This is how the ghouls of the radio station, which live on the funds of the state company Gazprom, pour mud on our Motherland.
    Modeling from it the image of a toxic, marginal, inadequate country.
    I have a question for this "teacher", but how do you like the country of the USA, where the life and death of heads of state are resolved at the highest level?
    Does it remain a showcase of the Western world?
    And so similar teachers from Echo of Moscow from year to year, monotonously, tediously, persistently form a negative image of Russia, walking in the wake of a Western propaganda company.
    I would like to spit in the face of this teacher, but the system is designed in such a way that the voice of people who do not agree with the liberal agenda is not heard and cannot be heard, because this is a one-way game.
    1. Terenin
      Terenin 18 September 2020 23: 12
      +1
      Quote: Campanella
      a teacher of an English college, a certain Vladimir Pastukhov, called Russia an international hooligan from the gateway ...

      This foreign political scientist V. Pastukhov is always bad in Russia ... bad ...
      And Putin is bad, and after Putin's departure nothing good can be expected.
      The country is paralyzed by fear and a sense of uncertainty. People's hatred of each other will come out. It is now Putin's regime that keeps everyone in the "iron grip", and then each official will become on his own ...
      In short, these shepherds who were educated in Russia, and consider it not educated.
      1. Campanella
        Campanella 19 September 2020 09: 50
        +1
        But in a surprising way, this lousy echo of Moscow finds such foreign experts.
        The roofing felts of the scoundrels in Russia have decreased, or they have all gone there now.
        The most important thing is that Radio Echo is a sect where they filter the dissatisfied into friends and foes, and it is not possible to express your opinion.
  • Orrin
    Orrin 18 September 2020 22: 40
    +2
    It undermines the foundations of international law, does not value progressive democracy, for which it interferes in elections in vain and walks around with chemical weapons falling out of their pockets.

    In the west, everyone is crazy. The West has painful inflammation of the brain. They themselves violate international law, but they blame Russia.
    1. Campanella
      Campanella 19 September 2020 09: 45
      +2
      I think they are not crazy, the guys are just pursuing the political line they need.
      Before that, we were a "regional" power, heroines who found themselves in the circle of "recognized" world grandees, and now a world hooligan who does not want to fit into the global framework of behavior.
      Such as pederasty, sex minorities and other benefits of Western civilization.
      1. iouris
        iouris 19 September 2020 16: 33
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        Quote: Campanella
        Before that, we were a "regional" power

        And before and during this, the Russian Federation is a raw material colony, a resource at the expense of which "colleagues" and "partners" solve their problems. The comprador bourgeoisie is also the comprador bourgeoisie because it has only one resource - the population. And this resource is non-renewable.
        1. Campanella
          Campanella 19 September 2020 17: 38
          +2
          We can only wish more sanctions and other negativity on the part of our partners, which may help Russia understand our primordial values ​​better and move on its own path.
  • wow
    wow 19 September 2020 17: 30
    +1
    And yet the most reliable BOV ("beginner" resting) is the ICE CUTTER. And Ramon Mercader and Leiba Trotsky will confirm ....