Hello my beloved and dear! The time has come for stories, the middle name of which is the essence. Many of you, having read the title, have already grinned and said to yourself that we, that is, Ukrainians, have not recovered.
On the one hand, they will be right, on the other, absolutely not. We, who are reasonable Ukrainians, did not start to get sick. In this you will be wrong. And if we talk about the Ukrainian state, here yes, so far no pills and plantain poultices help. But we try to heal ourselves and heal everything around.
And it’s not that there’s a crisis, no. Such an even and constant existence on the same level. But, as smart people say, consistency is a sign of mastery.
In general, we live like that. But we have good songs in the evenings and in general, no one will say that we live boringly.
It was not for nothing that I said that in the evening. Morning is such a heinous time to be honest ...
Do you even know what the main problem is in Ukraine? No, not fools, and not even Nazis. Although yes, problems with a capital letter. Ukraine's main problem is godfathers. In both senses of the word, again.
In the first sense, it is nepotism at all levels of government. But I won't even talk about it, you are all fine and you know without my speculations. And you know how Medvedchuk's godfather differs from Timoshenka's godfather. You know, right? In-from ...
The second meaning is much simpler. For the common people, the godfather is something ... unshakable, pleasant and everything in this vein, because there is nothing better than slapping with a godfather five or six glasses for all the good, but talking about life.
My best (and for whom is the secret that the godfather simply cannot be alone?) Had a birthday. That is why I am slightly sad, although it was all three days ago. And the muzzle of the face still hurts, and it was painful and unpleasant for the soul to listen to the screeching on the topic “half-dead drunk”, “filthy drunk” and ... Well, you understand that we have had a great holiday. But with wives now tense, worse than with the IMF.
These currency dealers have taken, you know, fashion: as soon as we embark on an independent path of development, a formidable shout immediately arrives from Brussels: "Well, stand still!" And then, you know, they won't give money. And they threaten. They are encroaching on the sacred, on the Next Tranche.
Last time, when our land reforms stalled, they, instead of adding, threatened to cut 600 million euros from the tranche. As a whip. And the gingerbread? And it somehow happened with the gingerbread too ...
In short, we left one whip. And even so, very unpleasant. Like a splash from my adorable Cockroach on the morning after my birthday.
And by the way, we didn’t use that much. Purely to sway slightly while standing. And it was sung more sincerely. So it turns out that these godfathers are just troubles, both physically and politically.
In general, our whole life is very similar to a binge. Because it’s true: I didn’t have time to leave yesterday - and here it is, today it rolls up to my throat like a lump.
And you don't have to go far for examples. To Sumy. We have another “95 quarter” party there in the face. The face of Pan Ze deigned to get acquainted with the work of the Sumy airport. This is what his press service says, but how does it look, can you imagine?
Me not. I know how Hydrant would do that. I would just stupidly stare at where the planes take off. They wouldn't take off for safety reasons, but who was stopped when?
But how Pan Ze will act out this reprise - I don't know. However, I am not the ultimate truth, yes. Although in Krivoy Rog, our president played ... in both senses.
For almost an hour, the players of "Cherkashchyna" and "Kryvbas" wandered around the field, nibbled grass, waited for the start of the match. And the audience in the stands. Everyone was waiting ... Not the initial whistle of the referee, Pan Zelensky, who decided to play. But I arrived and kicked the ball.
So-so wagering, but at least an hour later the match began. It could be worse. It's good that Putin does not toil with such foolishness in your country, because you can still play here.
But such training is normal, so that we do not relax.
But in general you can't just take us without it. We have already ... assimilated in Europe and will not give up our positions just like that. And no matter where we took from there, the fact is - we will not surrender!
No bans, closed borders, coronaviruses are not a hindrance to us. And we are not afraid of all this. Here is a survey in the heat of the heat, it showed that only 14% consider the epidemic very threatening. 26% believe that the disease can be a threat. 24% are sure that the coronavirus does not threaten them at all. And 34% are inclined to believe that nothing threatens them at all. Well, 2% answered the question with the phrase "And sho tse take?"
And, since we are not afraid of anything, or rather, we are not afraid of anything, then everyone who could, until they closed everything, rushed where? That's right, to Europe.
Now someone will say about quarantines, outposts ... Yeah, so what? And nothing! Our people are everywhere, and therefore a super special operation was carried out much steeper than the one with your mercenaries from the Wobbler PMC, who wanted to seize power in Belarus.
It was actually a red herring! And while you were all stuck in Belarus, we captured Hungary!
Well, not all, of course. Just a piece. But the Hungarian Foreign Ministry is on it. Therefore, ours are now sitting there, and all Ukrainians, despite all the prohibitions, are allowed to export themselves to Europe in transit through the territory of Hungary.
Here we are not allowed to enter Poland. Even in transit. Quarantine 2 weeks. So what? Who is it stopping? We enter Hungary through the checkpoints Beregshuran - Luzhanka and Zahony - Chop, and - voila! - Let's go to Poland calmly! Or wherever we need it.
And here there is a very important point - there is no need to go through quarantine. It doesn't matter how a person who came from Hungary differs from someone who came from Ukraine in Poland, but this is how it looks. And since the internal borders of the Schengen zone are not closed, then walk, flaw, from the hryvnia and above.
The main thing is to have a biopass and an invitation to work.
And then you yourself understand what began ...
Our market for invitation and intermediary services is in no way inferior to the market for government bonds, if not exceeding it. I'm sure the service market is five times cooler, because stupid bonds are laughter, and working in Europe is, you know, working in Europe.
Therefore, everyone who can and who is not lazy, and their name is three legions, began to rivet these invitations at the speed of a machine that prints dollars. Or faster.
An invitation to Poland costs 1300 hryvnia, a work visa to Poland (this is more weighty) - 2400 hryvnia, a work visa to the Czech Republic - 250 USD / 7 thousand hryvnia. Well, about 5 thousand hryvnia for the intermediary for work.
And that's all, Europe is ours!
Yes, some like mischievous Czechs catch ours and deport them. Especially those traveling with fake invitations. But in our Hungary no one looks at the authenticity, and they will not be able to verify it. Therefore, there is a biopass and an invitation - and a smooth road through hospitable Hungary to capture Europe.
Soon they will all start talking in our language, you'll see.
We have declared a coronavirus here, as I said at the very beginning. Yes, there is such a thing. Everyone is already on the second round, and we have just begun. It means that we will get sick less or something worse.
Our Boyko very smartly talked about our successes in the fight against the virus. If in July the virus killed 28 thousand people, then in August the number of cases was 53 thousand Ukrainians. Twice as much.
The greatest workload is observed in hospitals in Odessa, Transcarpathian and Lviv regions. That is, just in those, from where everyone is tearing to Europe. Well, viruses come to us together with the euro. Small but unstoppable. Like cockroaches. Only cockroaches are not as deadly as viruses are. And you can't slam the virus with a slipper.
So as soon as everyone got sick in the second round, we got sick too. Because we were infected by those who got sick in the second round.
But they say repetition is the mother of torment. And we all know how to torment. But now I would like to talk about you. Because you, Russians, no matter how you twist or twist, you are still the center of deceit and strange uncertainty.
Here is your updated list of sanctions and people affected by them. I just want to ask: who are you for?
42 more names were added to the list of economic sanctions. These are the deputies of the “Golos”, “Eurosolidarity”, “Batkivshchyna” and “Opposition Bloc” factions. In addition, the ex-commander of the airborne troops of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Mikhail Zabrodsky and the former head of the SBU Valentin Nalyvaichenko were killed.
Let me say so boldly: not a single "Servant of the people". As a hint that you can still be friends with them?
Vakarchuk looks on the list. The fact that he is no longer a deputy, not a faction leader, not a party leader. And here is such a gift. A gift without quotation marks, because for a certain part of our population it will become a very peculiar message.
But the most interesting thing is our Petya-Hydrant. Looking at all this, you will inevitably go for popcorn. While Pyotr Alekseevich was president, his status seemed to save him from sanctions. And now you can? Well, if you can - get it, Hydrant. It is a pity that not a grenade, but a place on the sanctions list.
And what to take from him? Of course, what interests us most here is that this is the most famous of his Russian assets - the Roshen plant in Lipetsk. The factory seems to be closed, but it has not ceased to be a factory, that is, a valuable object.
And during that very period of the war, Poroshenko calmly received income from an enterprise operating in Russia and, of course, paid taxes to the Russian budget. In parallel, in Ukraine, imposing sanctions on Russian companies. And the Poroshenko family continues to own the factory today. Yes, it was rewritten from Peter Alekseevich to Aleksei Petrovich - but does the meaning change from such permutations?
Kick an owl or an owl on a stump?
We here think so in the kitchen that it would be nice to take away the factory from Poroshenko. But, it turns out, it is impossible. For this immediately brings the ex-Hydrant into the host of martyrs who suffered from Putin. Bloody, of course. Not respecting the laws of entrepreneurship, business and stuff like that.
And there was also Sevmorzavod in Sevastopol ... That is, the enterprises belong to Poroshenko on paper, but sometimes paper is a very weighty thing.
After all, the introduction of Russian sanctions on the eve of the start of the election campaign gives an excellent reason for PR Poroshenko and his party. And the fact that the ex-Hydrant breaks, but uses all this to his advantage - well, you are not children, you understand. This would-be Terminator, who wants to return and drop the "ex" prefix, will still show himself.
We already know him ...
This will be a hot topic for Poroshenko and the company. And there, you see, and "Voice" with "Batkivshchyna" will catch up. As victims, humiliated and insulted.
So we look ... We gorge on kilograms in packs, because here it coincides what is what to eat and what to stare at. It’s interesting.
Speaking of food. Last time I promised to show you with my face what we have. I keep my promise, don't demand for quality, our people have become nervous in the markets. Poorly reacts to the body with a camera. And maybe with your own technique you also try to call in.
So I was like a spy, I worked as a phone.
The harvest, I tell you, is playing out on me in full, but with pleasure. Because I will still use it. And the unprecedented harvest of zuker beetle promises us comfortable ... well, if not living, then drinking our nerves.
To begin with, here are the achievements of my garden. I won't say anything else, because even though I can't strain myself much, but ... But there is always a kind and caring voice behind my back, which will remind you that, on the one hand, it’s good to whip moonshine with a godfather after a heart attack, but on the other On the other hand, it is better to die as a hero in the battle for the harvest that will feed the family.
I'm dying on the sly ...
I foresee that many will now say that they have at least no less. I will be very glad for you. But this is my own work. And a potato of 700 grams is not a forgery or a scam. This is such a thing in nature.
I was in the city at the market, I decided to show our vegetable and fodder rows. We have everything in bulk. And the prices - well, do not be offended, not an example.
And these are our very private entrepreneurs
Prices, if anything - for a jar of honey. Not for a kilo
By the way, I asked you to send me prices for comparison. Well, of course, they sent beauty and sweetness. I don’t know if there are such booths in every city, not in every one, but here we all sell more in tents.
You see, the last photo was taken on purpose so that it could be seen that the Russian side. So everything is not so bad with us ... we do not pan, but we live.
We also have a record harvest of kavunas. Watermelons your way. Garmelons, that is, pumpkins, were also born, as we saw. Even with me. And kavunas at 3 hryvnia per kilo already.
But I also wanted to say a couple of lines to you, especially to the lard specialists.
Lard, although it is fat in Africa, everyone loves his place. Someone loves from the sides, where it is ... Like cheese.
And someone (like me) loves to have meat. That is, from the brisket or pochevka.
This is where my godfather and I improved our health, than God sent. Our buffet table with him, which I allowed myself to put on the headline, because really, good vodka, salce, onion (I respect Yalta, yes) and cucumbers are the best thing for improving health.
Evil wives, of course, do not understand such subtleties of life, but that's why they are wives.
And I will tell you that in the most fierce time, a reference man should have a jar of lightly salted cucumbers, a couple of vials with vodka and an emergency supply of onions and bacon in the kitchen. And then no corona virus will be terrible for us. I just keep quiet about the rest of the little things of life. Do not take us to them.
We will live, my dears, we will live. Especially when there is such a beautiful and productive autumn in the yard!