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Colorado Cockroach Notes. Nix! They say the king is not real!

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Colorado Cockroach Notes. Nix! They say the king is not real!

I wish everyone, as one literary representative of the living world said. So that everyone can live richly and everyone's wages grow. Of course, it looks quite cynical, but that's what it is, so be healthy.


Cheers, my adored readers. Especially after you so pleased me with your statements about the fact that the king (I mean, I) is not real! That someone copied 100% of the Cockroach and stuff like that. Thank you very much again.

I confess I even thought about it. And really, how to prove that I am me? "I", infections, are so different ...

Since it is unlikely that you have a scanner of a chitinous pattern, then, having thought so well, I decided absolutely not to prove anything. Whoever believes that it is me will be interested. Who did not believe ... Well, okay. But I am me, and my opinion, the most objective in our part of Ukraine, is here.

So who believed, settle down (especially svp67), the rest ...

We begin our thoughtful conversation on the topic of what worries Ukrainian inhabitants today, of course, about your intrigues and everything else.

I'll start with the good ones News.

The main good news is our harvest. And the battle we are fighting for him. Or with him, there is someone like that.

I already once said that we temporarily left the place of deployment in Kiev and are in the provinces, I am being treated with clean air and an ecologically clean product, and my youngest is still not ripe for voluntary surrender to the military enlistment office. And it will not ripen, as if it remains to run until the fall. Well, he doesn't want to drive his homeland into debt, I can’t do anything about it.

So we gradually founded a partnership with him with boundless irresponsibility and help our fellow countrymen to fight with the harvest. Three electrical diplomas for two are not a duck, and therefore our mini-team is welcome in the fields during the harvest.

We even got some equipment. Trophy, of course.


So it was necessary, of course, to take the native Dnipro, but a little expensive. So this is what you need. Yes, patriotism is a terribly good thing, but they don't pay extra for it. Therefore, this masterpiece of the Udmurt motorcycle industry carries us, and we are quite pleased with it. Apparently, it is not in vain that they say about Izh, that the trimmings from Kalash go to it.

And our harvest this year is simply stunned. Corn and sunflower must be obtained with a machete. This is if for yourself, of course. Or cut with a hacksaw. I don’t know who is pleased to hear this, but the fact is: we will not die of hunger. Cereals - excellent, corn, peas, beans - everything is just rushing.









In general, I wanted to tell you about the battle separately, there will be a lot of boast. Someone who doesn't want to believe this is all true will probably get upset. But nothing, the main thing - we provide ourselves with food supplies with interest, and we can even share with our neighbors.

Although about the neighbors, especially those that graze in our fields, we will talk separately, in the next report. I have already dropped it to the editors, let them cook. There are only 400 with a small photo ... And there, by the way, there are a lot of people. With faces.

But there is something to tell and something to show. If we are talking about our agriculture, then this is how it is, it is not dead.



By the way, I poorly followed your progress in the fight against baranovirus, as we call it. No, I heard, of course, that you have to go to a cafe, put on a gas mask, place an order, then get it, pay for it, and that's it, you can take off the gas mask and eat.


Strange, but wouldn't it be easier to control the correctness of food preparation? It is clear that when the client paid for the order, the grass will not grow further, but is it really that you have begun to solve demographic problems like that?

We are still afraid. And so the people were left with figs without nifig, and if they still start to poison in catering establishments ...

So, wondered where to turn, to catering or poisoning? Hot topics.

Okay, let's get off the poisoning. Who knows if you have Petrov and Boshirov on vacation? Couldn't work better? However, no offense, probably, and your staff is not very good. We'll talk about this a little below, but the truth is, somehow they began to work for you ... amazing.

But back to Alexei, who is Navalny.


Our opinions are divided here. Half and half. Someone says that it is dangerous to eat vodka with energy drinks, but you need to use normal products. Moonshine plan. From them, yes, the head sometimes cracks, but they died, if they died, then only from drinking or not drinking. Because a product with a capital letter - it is even Product in the Carpathians.

But the second half is for the fact that they really mixed something like that ... Well, like the one with which you fatally ruined Yushchenko's face.


Although Navalny was clearly not treated like that. It looks quite to itself, it was possible to frighten people with Yushche in the evenings.

In general, they worked for "three with a minus" if they worked. If he himself got drunk on rubbish, I can only advise you to us. For normal high-acid sprays and environmentally friendly lard.


Lard, you know - removes toxins easily. A normal vodka even washes out radiation.


With regards to your punctures. That's how it will seem to anyone, but we laughed after another trick, the whole village drank to your comedians from the FSB. Well, to arrange this, however, ours compared to yours is like the 95th quarter and KVN.

Although we will also talk about quarterly ones. In a whisper. You yourself understand why.

So, we read and watched on the Internet how the valiant FSB detained a group of SBU officers who were preparing and almost carrying out the abduction in Moscow of "one of the leaders of the Donbass militia." With such details that it would be straightforward to be ashamed of such our "specialists" who attacked one in every possible way, tried to knock him out with a stun gun, and he broke free and ran away.

And it was not me who was spilling nonsense, it was your reportage on "Russia". How they fell to the ground, twisted and so on.


Well, at first we were sad with the godfather. Well, how so, seven foreheads, and one albeit a superman-militia, broke free and ran away. Were drunk again, or something ...

And then the details rushed. One by one. It turns out that not a single SBU employee was there. Which, by the way, is logical, our SBU affairs and in the country are above the roof. And abroad, work is not their business at all.

Moreover, ALL the detainees are Russians. One and all. And they were led by an alleged "freelance officer" of the SBU, involved in the explosion in Donetsk. His fingerprints were on the mine.

In general, you didn't have borscht.

A strange situation came out. All your Russians were detained, ours were not even standing by. Who is this dashing leader of the Donbass militia and why Moscow decided to kidnap him is also a question for 1000 hryvnias.

In general, judging by the fact that our elusive death-group of the SBU was doing in Donetsk, it was there that the leader of the militia should have been taken. If, of course, he is the real leader of the militia, and not a fictional one.

You simply cannot imagine what the sum of 200 thousand dollars is now and what our people can do for it. They will come to Donetsk on foot and carry away in their arms. To Kiev. And yours could not be treated with a shocker.

But we laughed. A freelance SBU employee is doing what, in fact, the staff of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense should do. It's fun ... And it's not entirely clear where to laugh, where to cry.

The main thing is to have a snack when discussing such news. Otherwise, like Navalny, you can finish even with our dashing drinks.

By the way, about a drink and a snack. This is how I return to the topic started earlier.

How did you fight against baranovirus? Probably the same as ours: they closed everything and so on? Well, yes, those who have to do something are not rich here.

Our disappointment, Pan Ze, who is already entering history how a president who didn’t keep ANY promises distinguished himself.

We here, of course, laughed at how you have Putin sat down in the bunker. Not a bad idea, especially when there is a bunker and is not stolen, but with the proper staff of servants and other pleasures required for a single man, even if he is near retirement age.

Considering that Pan Ze is younger than Putin "only" by 26 years, that is, by a quarter of a century, taking into account such a difference, he needs a different kind of bunker.

And then real friends come to the rescue. Considering that our Ocean has not eleven friends, but a little more, among them there is always a Tishchenko.

In general, on Lev Tolstoy Street, at 43 (do not think that advertising) there is a restaurant "Velor". And it belongs to Nikolai Tishchenko, a "people's servant", that is, a deputy. So popular that its coolest restaurant was not closed for the servants of the people for a day.


In general, yes, in a purely our way: farmers are not allowed to trade in the markets, cafes are fined, shops are fined, markets are fined, and here the restaurant is plowing. For their own. For all their own.


And no commission goes there, the representatives of the law have something going on with their eyesight, they don't see people approaching and entering the "closed" restaurant of the people's deputy Tishchenko.

We saw these "servants of the people." In the truest sense of the word, but not in a coffin, not in a workplace, but in a restaurant. And Anton Yatsenko, the famous "servant", and Pasha Kuftyrev, a business partner of Kolomoisha himself, and Alexander Kabanov, yes, the screenwriter of 95 Quarter and now the people's deputy, and Sergei Trofimov, the producer of the quarter, working in the office of the president, Igor Negulevsky and Vitaly Kisel, "servants of the people", and under cover of darkness, almost with a bag on his head - Ruslan Ryaboshapk and Andrei Bogdan.

Nobody spotted Ze himself, but you yourself understand, when all of your own go to the tavern, who will be against? They say he has been, and more than once.

And none of those who were supposed to see saw anything.

Except for whom? That's right, our battle kerosene gas Oleg Lyashko! Lyashko's delicate nature could not bear this ... Although evil tongues assert that honor and conscience are not really in the business, because you yourself know how Lyashko has it. 180 degrees in the other direction than those who were going to "Velor". So kerogaz was denied the access password, and he was offended.

And you know that if you offend such a Lyashko, then it begins ... So it began. Blocks, foam, words ... Lord, there are naive, right? Back door, emergency exit, evacuation holes who will lay?


In general, everything is like Lyashko's. He laid everything in front, and left the back yard open. The idea was quite good, but the kero-gas execution let us down. However, who was surprised by this with you? I've been silent about us for a couple of years, it's hard to surprise us. Moreover, Lyashko's next failure.

However, as you say in Russia, constancy is a sign of skill.

But in general, it was necessary to stick them on a hat. Just look at the prices there! This is horror, not prices! "Servants of the people" are simply robbed, they are ready to take the last of their pockets!






Personally, I love, like many of our others, "Puzata Hata".


Failed on purpose, gained as much as 163 hryvnia. Here is:


Borscht, a normal borscht like this - 40 hryvnia. In "Velor" - "only" 400. This, excuse me, should not be borsch with meat for that kind of money, but meat with borsch. So - I am generally for justice. That is - a gang of get!

And finally, I cannot get around your insidious interference in the affairs of our neighbors, Belarusians.

Admit that you are interfering. You interfere, or rather. Such a stirrer, at KamAZ, for the solution. And Lukashenka himself is burning you. Live, on a blue eye.

The leader acted at the Dzerzhinsky plant and frightened everyone there who was not for him, that is, everyone. “Dzerzhinsky” is actually an agro-industrial complex, which is why Lukashenka dragged the journalists there, it's hard for me to tell from here. But even here “Inter” showed his words, so nobody can get away with it.

“I asked the Russians: give us 2-3 groups of journalists just in case. These are 6 or 9 people from the most advanced television. And let our young people see how they work. Listen, these two or three more groups did not come, and half of those who were fasting and running around Belteleradiocompany went back. I say, okay, let's take it back today. Whoever leaves tomorrow - we do not accept. "

That is, here it is, there is an information landing from Russia? And where there are 6 or 9 journalists, there ... Wow, there, under the moonshine, so fantasy can play out, it takes your breath away.

By the way, maybe that's why Navalny was not overwhelmed, because all the specialists of the level of Boshirov and Petrov are in Belarus? How do you like this turn?

There is also enough circumstantial evidence. Here's to you: the flag of those who, and further? From!


On August 21, the Belarusian Information Ministry blocked access to several dozen websites. There is nothing, you know, to trouble the people (sorry, Yuri Yulianovich!). For the first time, a very well-known site "Charter'97" was cut off, which is read even here because it is presented in an interesting and sensible way.

And then the bird three rushed. More precisely, the trio is so special ... They cut down Radio Liberty (I support, they write nasty things about everyone in an even layer), Euroradio, Belsat, party sites, sites of losers in the presidential race Tsepkalo and Babariko and - a masterpiece! - sports Internet newspaper "Tribuna".

Why "Tribune" is generally incomprehensible. Probably just in case. And then suddenly who gets in and starts broadcasting?

Plus here's another one:


Who works so hard? Belarusians laugh through tears, we generally ride here, well, the corn harvest is excellent, popcorn is not yet in short supply.

Well, after all, it is completely Russian product! Do not agree? Well, I communicate with my friends in Belarus, I said that I have no relatives in Russia, alas. Well, "dad" addressed to Lukashenka - that's just what Russians call him.

Obzren Belarusians won't let you lie, as I've heard: they called Luka, Stepfather, Tarakan. The latter is quite insulting, he is like a normal cockroach ... like woodlice! Lately, Sasha is still Three Percent.

And "Father", excuse me, is Russian. It turns out strange, maybe the term for this is correct, when when you call a stranger and a distant person with a word that, as you think, is called by his family, only his family does not call him that.

So "yabatka" is funny, because everyone, both us and Belarusians, immediately understands where this is done. But it's funny. Funny is not sad. When people laugh, it's not so bad. It's another matter when they laugh through tears.

I hope that the neighbors will get back to normal and get better. Despite the fact that they will now begin to help all and sundry. As your Navalny. Perhaps, despite the help, everything will be fine.

I am a kind organism, therefore I wish everyone, really. Even your Navalny. To be honest, I don't understand why the Russians have such an attitude towards him, it's hard for me to judge. Living in the country of an eternal circus performance among clowns and parodists of a normal life, it is surprisingly incomprehensible why one such clown did not please you.

Well, it's boring. Let the Germans cure, it will be useful to you yourself.

I'll tell you such a historical plot now. I have such a small town, Volochisk, not far from the places of my current deployment. Well it is, the settlement is a dash in the creeping line. Nothing happened there for more than 550 years. Imagine nothing at all!

There is such a border river Zbruch. Customs houses have been preserved along its different banks. Polish and Russian. Ask, where was the Great and Ancient Ukraine in those days? And not a damn thing was there, as one local told me.

So, Lieutenant Alexander Kuprin served in the Russian customs. Three years. He was exiled to this horror for good behavior, that is, for a duel. For he spoiled a lot of people, so they sent him to us as punishment.

But Kuprin was exiled, and the volochisks were punished. Because Lieutenant Kuprin was ... I don't know how to put it mildly, a great entertainer. You probably all know anecdotes about Lieutenant Rzhevsky. As for giving a horse to drink with champagne, painting it, making it Ukrainian into the piano ... That's all, as it was written off from Lieutenant Kuprin.

As a result, he got the population of the place so that a delegation went to St. Petersburg to beg Alexander the Third to forgive Kuprin before he finished the town. Well, you know that Alexander Romanov was a kind peacemaker, therefore he forgave. And in 1894 Kuprin left for Kiev.

A year has passed. Two passed. At first, everyone in Volochisk was simply dragged along from the peace that had fallen by royal grace. And then ... And then we got bored. But it was too late. Kuprin never returned. And until 2020, nothing particularly interesting happened in Volochisk.

And it is unlikely to happen.

So take care of your Navalny. Do not give any nasty things to drink. You will still need it, at least in 2024 for sure. And in general, a good clown is where there is a deficit with them, and your deficit is definitely huge - it's a necessary thing.

This is me as a resident of a country where an eternal reprise is the norm, I say.

Here's a review. But I still take this overclocking after sick leave. I still have a lot to tell you. Moreover, for the most part you have relaxed during my absence. Nothing, we'll fix it.

That is why - until we meet again, as always, once a week, a review will arrive from Ukraine to you, maybe snide, but fair.

And by autumn I will be back in Kiev, then we will have fun at all.

So I hug everyone, thank you for your attention, we will live! Always yours!
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  1. svp67
    svp67 24 August 2020 09: 10 New
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    So who believed, settle down (especially svp67)

    Alright ... oooooo ... healthy buly hi
    among them there is always a Tishchenko.


    And "Father", excuse me, is Russian.
    Then somehow they showed a rally in his support and the crowd chanted: "But father, But father !!!!!", well, everything is clear that "imported Russians" were
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 24 August 2020 09: 32 New
      +6
      Quote: svp67
      Then somehow they showed a rally in his support and the crowd chanted: "But father, But father !!!!!", well, everything is clear that "imported Russians" were

      And Tarakan writes that Petrov and Bashirov have disappeared somewhere. The cockroach's mistake came out, or the consequences of the disease.
    2. Terrible
      Terrible GMO 24 August 2020 11: 07 New
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      Quote: svp67
      and the crowd chanted: "But father, father !!!!!", well, everything is clear that the "imported Russians" were

      No, they were imported only in Minsk, but other state employees are carefully instructed in transport.
      True, it does not always reach them, which side of our flag is located and always there turned upside down request
  2. Cristall
    Cristall 24 August 2020 09: 14 New
    +2
    the author writes interestingly.
    I didn’t know about the harvest (I wasn’t interested in this agro-year) as there was no news about it yet.
    And I didn't go around the country to see these fields along the roads. I look at it boiling.
    But even the Christmas trees are dry from the heat and the apple trees sagged near the sea.
    1. Kart
      Kart 24 August 2020 09: 40 New
      +6
      Europe irrigates them, waves with lace panties.
      Or maybe the tears of the people for the fate of Belarusians against the bloodthirsty Russians go to watering.
    2. blackice
      blackice 24 August 2020 10: 04 New
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      After reading the article about OUR successes, YOUR flaws understood, there is no point in reading further.
      Common puppy.
      1. Xnumx vis
        Xnumx vis 24 August 2020 10: 43 New
        +5
        And I realized that they did not touch the problems of Ukrainian soap at all ... What they do there, what they eat, what they breathe, so ... The shtetl sucks ... For what they fought, so they need.
      2. vitvit123
        vitvit123 24 August 2020 13: 46 New
        +3
        I made such a conclusion a long time ago, although many here condemned me for it, even from the site the only penalty point (I do not know exactly how it is called, maybe a warning) for several years received .. but it was a long time ago .. here they told me that I did not understand anything and in the style of writing, etc. , I have already forgotten how the nickname of that "writer" is, he never sent me links to his works ...
  3. BAI
    BAI 24 August 2020 09: 18 New
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    1.
    We even got some equipment. Trophy, of course.
    It was necessary to add Kamaz here (from the bottom photo).
    2. We have a different technology with hay. Not briquettes, as in "Just you wait", but in cylinders (rolls). And what is interesting - in some cases, they immediately seal in cellophane in the field. But this is unnecessary. Eagles are very fond of resting on unpacked cylinders.
    3.
    All your Russians were detained, ours were not even standing by.

    There is absolutely no reason for the organizer of the provocation to take a direct part in the operation.
    4.
    On normal high-acid dust and environmentally friendly lard.

    So now in Ukraine and lard is often not Ukrainian, but Polish, German and from other states. Almost from Turkey. It's good that they didn't start importing from Israel. Even Russia in this holy deed noted:
    At the end of February 2020, Ukraine became the largest buyer of Russian pork, Interfax reports on March 19, citing data from the Center for Agricultural Analytics of the Russian Ministry of Agriculture.
    In particular, in February of this year, 2,7 thousand tons of pork were supplied to Ukraine for a total of $ 4,5 million.
    At the same time, it was noted that for the same period of 2019, Ukraine purchased 1,7 thousand tons of pork from Russia.
    Thus, Ukraine overtook Vietnam and Hong Kong, which purchased Russian pork in the amount of $ 4,18 million and $ 3,2 million, respectively.

    Lard from "Akhressor"! Zrada!
    Here is the data from Ukrainian resources:
    For five months of 2017, Ukraine imported 14,3 thousand tons of lard. In monetary terms, imports reached $ 8,89 million, the State Statistics Service reports.
    The main importers of lard to Ukraine were Germany and Poland. So, Germany imported 6,27 thousand tons of products for $ 3,94 million. Polish manufacturers of products supplied 5,92 thousand tons to Ukraine. In monetary terms, imports reached $ 3,55 million.
    As for exports, Ukrainian producers sold only 14,8 tons of products to foreign markets. Export proceeds amounted to $ 16,3 thousand.

    https://delo.ua/business/ukraina-importiruet-v-545-raz-bolshe-sala-chem-eksportiruet-333790/
    Lard was purchased 1000 times more than sold. It is logical to assume that in Ukraine the ratio of imported and domestic lard is 1000 to 1 in favor of imports.
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 24 August 2020 09: 42 New
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      Quote: BAI
      Not briquettes, as in "Just you wait", but in cylinders (rolls). And what is interesting - in some cases, they immediately seal in cellophane in the field. But this is unnecessary. Eagles are very fond of resting on unpacked cylinders.

      Of course, this technology, and the technique has been used for 15 years both abroad and in Russia. It is very convenient, and most importantly, they lie right on the field (if necessary), remaining for several years.
      And the lard on the veins is immediately visible not of Ukrainian production, but of European (bacon).
      Here is some Ukrainian lard -

      This is Smolensk lard -
      1. svp67
        svp67 24 August 2020 09: 48 New
        +6
        Quote: tihonmarine
        Here is some Ukrainian lard -

        No ... It's fat or lard. And real Ukrainian lard with veins, it is still called by the ring
        1. tihonmarine
          tihonmarine 24 August 2020 09: 56 New
          +1
          Quote: svp67
          And real Ukrainian lard with veins, it is still called by the ring

          I have nothing to do with it, I took it from the Ukrainian site.
          1. BAI
            BAI 24 August 2020 10: 46 New
            +5
            All photos with bacon (both in the article and in the comments) are from the Internet without specifying the nationality of the product. Presented on Russian, Ukrainian and Kazakh resources. And the photo from the article with bacon and moonshine is definitely of Russian origin. It is widely represented on Russian resources and very little on Ukrainian ones.
            1. tihonmarine
              tihonmarine 24 August 2020 10: 53 New
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              Quote: BAI
              And the photo from the article with bacon and moonshine is definitely of Russian origin.

              It is for sure that I cannot distinguish Russian from Ukrainian lard.
        2. Genry
          Genry 24 August 2020 10: 38 New
          +5
          Quote: svp67
          And real Ukrainian lard with veins, it is still called by the ring

          The handwriting, like the brisket, is the lower parts of the carcass.
          And it's fat from the sides and back is Сalo
          1. truck driver
            truck driver 24 August 2020 12: 34 New
            +3
            That's for sure, but in general, real Ukrainian bacon should be on straw, such a shop skin was soft and melted.
            1. tihonmarine
              tihonmarine 24 August 2020 13: 46 New
              +2
              Quote: LKW Fahrer
              That's for sure, but in general, real Ukrainian bacon should be on straw, such a shop skin was soft and melted.

              I don’t know how in Ukraine, but in the Smolensk region, the whole district, too, was scrapped from grain and flax straw, firing piglets.
        3. truck driver
          truck driver 24 August 2020 10: 42 New
          +2
          Pidcherevyna or there is still a general's and the top - kopchene, this is that sho in Moscow they call lard in chocolate!)
          1. tihonmarine
            tihonmarine 24 August 2020 13: 48 New
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            Quote: LKW Fahrer
            kopchene, this is that sho in Moscow they call lard in chocolate!

            In Moscow, this is not lard, but a synonym for life, as well as "life in chocolate. But lard is everywhere fat.
        4. WIKI
          WIKI 24 August 2020 14: 56 New
          +3
          Quote: svp67
          Is it fat or lard

          This is not fat, but lard, and pork fat is found on the inside of the ribs of the pig. During slaughter, it has no shape at all; it spreads out like dough. It is chilled to sub-zero temperatures.
          1. businessv
            businessv 25 August 2020 21: 41 New
            +1
            Quote: WIKI
            This is not fat, but lard.
            Lard is hard subcutaneous fat, so they are almost synonymous. Smalts (smalec Polish) is also called internal (not subcutaneous), overheated fat.
            1. WIKI
              WIKI 26 August 2020 11: 05 New
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              And if you melt the solid subcutaneous fat, then how will this product be called?
              1. Sklendarka
                Sklendarka 26 August 2020 22: 03 New
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                Quote: WIKI
                And if you melt the solid subcutaneous fat, then how will this product be called?

                Hello ...
              2. businessv
                businessv 27 August 2020 10: 48 New
                +1
                Quote: WIKI
                And if you melt the solid subcutaneous fat, then how will this product be called?

                It doesn't make it butter, does it? If you melt it, it will be all the same lard, or ghee, and the leftovers from heating are called frying or cracklings, as it is more convenient.
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                2. WIKI
                  WIKI 27 August 2020 11: 37 New
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                  Quote: businessv
                  Smalts (smalec Polish) is called internal (not subcutaneous), overheated fat.

                  Smalec (Polish smalec) - fat melted from lard or internal fat. So, it processed product , and not a naturally formed part of the body .. And the photo shows exactly fat, not lard, as claims
                  svp67 (Sergey).
        5. dgonni
          dgonni 24 August 2020 22: 22 New
          +1
          Normal lard and not fat or lard. With veins, this is an underline and this is a separate type of product that does not belong to lard. In the west, it's called bacon!
        6. businessv
          businessv 25 August 2020 21: 34 New
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          Quote: svp67
          they still call him

          smile Under the head, colleague! In Russian, it is under the belly (under the belly). And by the look of the bacon, one can define not its "homeland", but only what the pig was fed with. If exclusively with compound feeds, etc., then the fat is practically without streaks, if the food was diluted with fresh plant food, then there are many meat streaks. smile
      2. Sklendarka
        Sklendarka 24 August 2020 13: 16 New
        -2
        In the bottom photo, not fat, but a pork breast ...
    2. Cristall
      Cristall 24 August 2020 23: 53 New
      -5
      Quote: BAI
      As now in Ukraine and lard is often not Ukrainian, but Polish, German and other countries. Almost from Turkey. It's good that they didn't start importing from Israel. Even Russia in this holy deed noted:

      The little casket just opens
      Almost all imported high-quality lard is used to produce high-quality sausages. Local lard is not good. High quality sausages are sold in the EU.
      Local just right for food. Therefore import for production.
      As for imports from the Russian Federation, the LPNR is weird. The Russian Federation supplies everything there and considers that it imports to Ukraine.
      Our customs officers did not let a single gram of Russian lard, but the Russians reported on the import to Ukraine.
      It's cool to read in general that the Russian Federation supplies to Ukraine something that we did not buy and did not intend to. But ORDLO is Ukraine even for the RF itself. And it turns out that we even import beer from the RF .. Although we haven't missed a single gram from the RF.
      The same is with electricity, gas and other things .. All that for the LPNR is in the Russian Federation to be called "In Ukraine" and is counted by statistics.
      1. Mikhail Tynda
        Mikhail Tynda 26 August 2020 06: 57 New
        0
        Statistics are stubborn things. And reporting is even more stubborn. Electricity, oil and oil products, coal and coke, coke tar, etc. They go not only and not so much to the DPR and LPR. And to you, dear. To you. And by the way, why, you, dear lard, are you releasing defective lard ?!
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  5. Baloo
    Baloo 24 August 2020 09: 28 New
    10
    An ambiguous impression, some kind of confusion. Well, so healthy bules. drinks
  6. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 24 August 2020 09: 28 New
    23
    So take care of your Navalny. Do not give any nasty things to drink. It will still be useful to you

    Well, what is he "our" - he is "your", if his Father - Anatoly Ivanovich Navalny (born January 28, 1947) - was born and graduated from school in Zalesye (formerly Chernobyl district, now Ivankovsky district, Kiev region). So take it back to your place, here it will come in handy for you. He will sing a duet with Lyashko, competing with Kvartal-95. And Russia does not need different garbage, only the landfill will litter.
    1. BAI
      BAI 24 August 2020 11: 26 New
      +4
      The Russian authorities benefit from Navalny's poisoning least of all. A very convenient, predictable oppositionist: with a criminal record, he does not collect more than 2%. Once he kicked up with white tape and baked. God forbid, he will die. An unknown, unpredictable activist will take his place. Who needs it?
      So Cockroach is right in this regard.
      1. Fan-fan
        Fan-fan 24 August 2020 16: 56 New
        -6
        If Lyokha is such a weakling, then what is his government afraid of and regularly before every election "neutralizes" by planting or poisoning, as now.
        1. Mikhail Tynda
          Mikhail Tynda 26 August 2020 07: 00 New
          0
          Season-s. To whom he on x ... r surrendered.
  7. 7,62h54
    7,62h54 24 August 2020 09: 28 New
    14
    Another opus from the defender of the Belarusian Maidan.
  8. Pessimist22
    Pessimist22 24 August 2020 09: 28 New
    19
    In the photo there is Dnepr MT10, and the author is talking about the Udmurt masterpiece, I did not understand.
    1. Kart
      Kart 24 August 2020 09: 42 New
      10
      What is not clear here?
      Says what to say. To smear so to speak on quiet.
    2. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 24 August 2020 09: 45 New
      +4
      Quote: Pessimist22
      In the photo there is Dnepr MT10, and the author is talking about the Udmurt masterpiece, I did not understand.

      It is clear that not "Izh", but maybe "Dnepr" is also imported for him.
      1. BAI
        BAI 24 August 2020 11: 15 New
        13
        Domestic now "Dnipro". Dnieper - this is from the time of the occupation. Here are invaders, such bastards, built factories. They did motorcycles.
        1. tihonmarine
          tihonmarine 24 August 2020 11: 17 New
          +2
          Quote: BAI
          Domestic now "Dnipro". Dnieper - this is from the time of the occupation. Here are invaders, such bastards, built factories. They did motorcycles.

          Those times, even the motorcycle was renamed. Better to call the head something else.
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  9. Same lech
    Same lech 24 August 2020 09: 34 New
    +5
    Cheto has a black eye on the photo ... or so it seems to me what ... after a good moonshine, you don’t remember who you fought with the day before ... I know from my own experience.
    And his bed is clean, it doesn't look like he was poisoned.
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 24 August 2020 09: 43 New
      +7
      Quote: The same Lech
      Cheto has a black eye on the photo ... or so it seems to me what ... after a good moonshine, you don’t remember who you fought with the day before ... I know from my own experience.
      And his bed is clean, it doesn't look like he was poisoned.

      Perhaps there was an allergic reaction such as angioedema. Generally there is a lot of fog on both sides. It is clear that there is no one to poison him, except for colleagues and employers, and most likely there was an imitation. Blood sugar 10.7, acetone ++++ in urine and coma? Or the analyzes do not coincide in time. Yes. there is a concept of medical secrecy. However, given the resonance ....
      1. Same lech
        Same lech 24 August 2020 09: 45 New
        +9
        Perhaps there was an allergic reaction such as angioedema.

        Or kidneys are sick ... you need to drink less moonshine and only with a snack. what
        1. tihonmarine
          tihonmarine 24 August 2020 10: 07 New
          +4
          Quote: The same Lech
          Or kidneys are sick ... you need to drink less moonshine and only with a snack.

          Burnt moonshine, it happens if copper sulfate is added to the brew for strength.
          1. Same lech
            Same lech 24 August 2020 10: 14 New
            +8
            Burnt moonshine, it happens if copper sulfate is added to the brew for strength.

            A person swells from a tomato plant ... that is still a poison ... but in general you need to drink a drink prepared with your own hands and time-tested ... naturally in moderate quantities.
            And the fact that the opposition leader got drunk to an obscene appearance certainly does not paint him.
            Latynina again distinguished herself ... Omsk doctors who rescued Navalny doused with mud ... am what bastards hang out in this opposition.
            https://www.vpk-news.ru/articles/58289?utm_source=politobzor.net
            1. tihonmarine
              tihonmarine 24 August 2020 10: 19 New
              +6
              Quote: The same Lech
              A person swells up from a tomato plant ... it's still a poison ..

              This is for sure from both tomato and peas. Under Minka, the humpbacked people were not poisoned with anything. Only their own production, preferably grain.
            2. Polymer
              Polymer 24 August 2020 19: 27 New
              +1
              Quote: The same Lech
              And the fact that the opposition leader got drunk to an obscene look certainly does not paint him

              Yes, and he was asleep that he was not Russian. If he were Russian, he would be drunk - and all business. And he is in a coma ...
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  10. vitvit123
    vitvit123 24 August 2020 09: 38 New
    +2
    I haven't read your articles for a long time. Something began to seem boring, but now I read it with pleasure. Although I disagree with some things.
    In my opinion, the term "dad" appeared when Luka had certain plans for the throne of "All Russia" ... and I think that this was his neglected "canard" at that time. So she began to "fly" for the Russian human masses. Himself, how many times, I tried to tell people that he is far from being a dad, but not everyone heard. So I think the word "dad" was invented not in Russia, but for Russia, well, yes, we picked it up.
    There are also similar nuances, but it takes a long time to paint them here ...
    1. Genry
      Genry 24 August 2020 10: 43 New
      +3
      Quote: vitvit123
      the term "dad" appeared when

      More often I hear "bahtцbka ", which speaks of the irony and Belarusian identity of the word.
      1. vitvit123
        vitvit123 24 August 2020 13: 41 New
        0
        May be so . My opinion is that if someone had not imposed this analogy in the Russian Federation, it would not have appeared, however, as in Belarus.
  11. Free wind
    Free wind 24 August 2020 11: 30 New
    +2
    Today the Lukashenka was shown on TV, I almost fell off the block. In a bulletproof vest, with a gun, well, what a thriller.
    1. U-Gin78
      U-Gin78 26 August 2020 06: 48 New
      0
      Commander Che Lukara)))
  12. BAI
    BAI 24 August 2020 11: 38 New
    +3
    There is also enough circumstantial evidence. Here's to you: the flag of those who, and further? From!


    Is Grodno better with this flag?

    Polish flags, if anyone does not know.
  13. Trapp1st
    Trapp1st 24 August 2020 11: 42 New
    -9
    And "Father", excuse me, is Russian.
    Daddy got baked, after what they were doing in the dungeons of the Ministry of Internal Affairs with the detainees, I generally have no idea how he will preside and for how long. In any case, complete or incomplete, but this is its final date.
    1. Sklendarka
      Sklendarka 26 August 2020 22: 07 New
      0
      Quote: Trapp1st
      And "Father", excuse me, is Russian.
      Daddy got baked, after what they were doing in the dungeons of the Ministry of Internal Affairs with the detainees, I generally have no idea how he will preside and for how long. In any case, complete or incomplete, but this is its final date.

      You are wrong, the deadline is still ahead ...

  14. Dym71
    Dym71 24 August 2020 11: 43 New
    +7
    Therefore, this masterpiece of the Udmurt motorcycle industry carries us, and we are quite pleased with it.

    Here is yours, you are ours from the region bully

    and on your photo just the same "Dnepr" yes
    1. Ilyin Alexey Viktorovich
      Ilyin Alexey Viktorovich 24 August 2020 20: 06 New
      +3
      Does the author even look at what he publishes?
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  16. Vitaly gusin
    Vitaly gusin 24 August 2020 12: 40 New
    +1


    Well, you are a sadist my friend!
    So I got stuck on this and did not read it to the end.
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  19. Vladimir61
    Vladimir61 24 August 2020 15: 46 New
    +4
    This "still life", it was necessary to present, in the style of the article itself - all in one basin and from there is!
  20. Fan-fan
    Fan-fan 24 August 2020 17: 00 New
    -4
    I read and understood - but they live normally. Where is the devastation and poverty in Ukraine, about which everyone here writes?
    1. Cristall
      Cristall 24 August 2020 23: 56 New
      -1
      Quote: Fan-Fan
      Where is the devastation and poverty in Ukraine, about which everyone here writes?

      this is on Channel One or on VO to Kharaluzhny and Kamenev.
      In addition to this author, nothing positive about Ukraine is written or published at all. Prohibited.
  21. Ilyin Alexey Viktorovich
    Ilyin Alexey Viktorovich 24 August 2020 20: 05 New
    +3
    I didn't understand: why is this an Izhevsk motorcycle? The photo shows the real Dnieper. I had exactly the same. Even the color is one to one.
  22. Bolo
    Bolo 24 August 2020 22: 57 New
    0
    Your Ukraine has completely become impoverished, a smelly cockroach: you are already pouring your Ukrainian borscht into a cup of tea, a disgrace ...
    1. Cristall
      Cristall 25 August 2020 00: 04 New
      -1
      Quote: Bolo
      Your Ukraine has completely become impoverished, a smelly cockroach: you are already pouring your Ukrainian borscht into a cup of tea, a disgrace ...

      You are obviously not familiar with cafes, restaurants, establishments ..
      So, for the convenience of visitors, borscht is served in special bowls for soups. Well, or in broth.
      I understand that we are beggars - we have invented some kind of cups for tea for borscht .. Although compare the volume .. but what am I talking about
      A cup for CT Ava soup, for example, costs 350 UAH (almost 900 rubles)

      yes yes beggars - pour borscht into expensive and large cups of tea ...

      broth, too, 800 -900 rubles
      (if someone is not in the know, this is with two ears - well, for the poor, of course)
      1. Bolo
        Bolo 25 August 2020 10: 30 New
        +2
        Well done, what do you, independent self-styledists, have all the borscht cups signed by the Polish master?
    2. Sergej1972
      Sergej1972 25 August 2020 10: 41 New
      +1
      In fact, in many Russian cafes, soups and borscht are also served in cups.
  23. KSVK
    KSVK 24 August 2020 23: 18 New
    +1
    Quote: Bolo
    Your Ukraine has completely become impoverished, a smelly cockroach: you are already pouring your Ukrainian borscht into a cup of tea, a disgrace ...

    What is splashed in a cup doesn't look like borscht at all. Not on the coca. This kharcho resembles more. IMHO. And yes, lard is FAT, not brisket and not bacon, don't be remembered by nightfall, wassat
  24. Cats
    Cats 24 August 2020 23: 44 New
    +2
    It seems that few people noticed that the style of the last articles of Cockroach has changed. The cockroach is a "disguised" one. Compared to the 15th year, the quality of the trolls has increased, but the rotten insides have remained the same.
    1. Arthur73
      Arthur73 25 August 2020 00: 28 New
      0
      Quite right. The cockroach was not the same. One name. The content, alas, changed!
  25. mmaxx
    mmaxx 25 August 2020 03: 26 New
    +3
    Dull cockroach fabrications. After reading to the middle, you don't remember what was written at the beginning. And to read to the end - you have to be a hero in reading.
  26. VLR
    VLR 25 August 2020 09: 06 New
    +6
    The built-in style indicator yelled good obscenities during the reading: this is some kind of little-meaning stream of consciousness, spreading in all directions and not fitting into any framework. Literary assessment - count with a minus. If we talk about the semantic component - a biased selection of facts with a biased assessment.
  27. Pavel57
    Pavel57 25 August 2020 14: 01 New
    0
    No comments.
  28. Moss
    Moss 25 August 2020 15: 08 New
    0
    Wonderful! Thank you, laughed ... especially "... yabatka" went well laughing Health and optimism! drinks
    1. Liam
      Liam 25 August 2020 15: 19 New
      -1
      Quote: Moss
      Wonderful! Thank you, laughed ... especially "... yabatka" went well laughing Health and optimism! drinks

      It's just a pity ...


      Yabatki
      The main signs of the Russian presence in Belarus

      TO READ
      POLICY
      17: 47 22 August 2020
      Irina Khalip
      Specialist for Belarus

      https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2020/08/22/86782-yabatki
  29. monster
    monster 25 August 2020 15: 44 New
    +1
    Oh myne gott, this is a graphomaniac !!!
  30. forester1971
    forester1971 25 August 2020 17: 05 New
    +3
    What they wrote under the pseudonym "Cockroach" even six months ago and the fact that the last two works were published is my opinion: they were written by different people. I do not know which of them is real, but now it is not interesting to read, sheer confusion.
    Everyone can find photos of dishes and menus of Ukrainian cafes, as well as lard and vodka on the Internet.
  31. Split
    Split 26 August 2020 16: 05 New
    0
    Eh yeah ... right now, lettuce with radishes and garlic. author -> author -> author - you are cruel drinks
  32. Florian geyer
    Florian geyer 26 August 2020 23: 50 New
    +1
    Oh e May. Well, you have to be a Russian crest to debunk your lies.
    1. The motorcycle in the photo is not Izh. And the Urals, boxer cylinders talk about it
    2. American hybrid corn, the seeds of which are produced at the American plant in Stasyi, Poltava region, gives excellent yields. But these are hybrids. They don't give a second harvest. Every year we go to buy seeds from the Americans ...
    1. Florian geyer
      Florian geyer 27 August 2020 00: 08 New
      0
      I wonder how do Russians differ from Ukrainians here :)))?
  33. Florian geyer
    Florian geyer 27 August 2020 00: 20 New
    +1
    This is Izh Jupiter
  34. viktor_ui
    viktor_ui 27 August 2020 06: 42 New
    0
    I read it like a mother! Will wait drinks Rather, this leap year would end - the head is very hot for many unambiguously ... BARANOVIRUS fellow It's just gorgeous. A policeman recently stopped me here in a muzzle and with a baton - I got out to him in a muzzle so as not to stand out and be on the same wavelength ... he checked the docks, and for a snack he asked me to take off the muzzle and breathe in his face for something alcoholism ... WITH PLEASURE I DIED a big labor rap good On that we parted and we must pay tribute that the body with the rod was extremely polite. That is how we live.
  35. xomaNN
    xomaNN 27 August 2020 13: 36 New
    0
    An example of a "clumsy Yusch" in the photo is good. Already when he got through in 2004, prosecutors tried to take analyzes from him for poisoning in uk..r. laboratories. Did not pass!!! Despite the fact that the whole system was in his hands. Because with the "poisoning" it was cloudy. So with a bulk in a rummage they will write the diagnosis necessary for rolling on the authorities of the Russian Federation.
  36. Pushkar
    Pushkar 28 August 2020 09: 10 New
    +1
    And the tsar, it seems, is really not real - the article hurts a lot of shit about Russia, but in Ukraine, they say, everything is fine.
  37. Li17
    Li17 31 August 2020 10: 25 New
    0
    Just in case, as having access to bikers, the Dnipro motorcycle is not quoted, just on metal! But if URAL, in any condition, he would have taken it! The trophy is really notable, the level of AK! And a personal question, there was Okolaradsky, and now Colorado. Is it like Father Fyodor shaved off his beard and went ahead behind the chairs?
  38. bratchanin3
    bratchanin3 6 September 2020 15: 38 New
    0
    I would like to reassure Tarakan about the word "dad". I don't know about the rest of the Russian people, but personally, I pronounce (if I pronounce this word) with sarcasm. There is such a concept in Russian vocabulary - sarcasm. I think that no one in Russia takes this talker seriously, and it makes no sense for you to take Luka's chatter (you see, he has already corrected himself) seriously. As for Navalny, who needs him, besides the Russian liberals, once (I remember) women beat him for campaigning in the elections and that's it. If it was necessary to kill (poison), then they would have decided long ago, our people are also very cool. And so the clown and the clown, no longer perceive him. It’s the old woman Merkel who fills him with the price, well, it’s an order from the regional committee - they all get up there at once and start beating with their feet.