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The Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine showed a commercial about its work

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The Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine showed a commercial about its work

The first appeared on the Web in stories a commercial for the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine. The video titled "Ukrainian 007" is posted on the SVR channel on YouTube.


According to the plot of the video, a Ukrainian spy is performing a mission somewhere abroad. After the transfer of information, bearded men begin to hunt him, but the agent still managed to transfer the data and hide from the pursuers. At the same time, it is shown that the transfer of files passes through the drawn "satellite", very similar to the station "Mir" without part of the solar panels, which is currently flooded in the ocean.

The video caused a mixed reaction on the web, mostly negative.


Having looked at this "masterpiece", one question remains - do you really imagine it this way ???? DO NOT disgrace yourself and delete the video, but rather change your job and go to raise agriculture. The "agent" in the video was "burned" dozens of times


You receive the transmission on the spot, open to review from all sides, and (...) go for interrogations and to the exchange fund. Separately, I was pleased with the grace in the form of a cup of coffee, on which the fingers remain in the load of the investigation. Interestingly, the budget for this was from the pockets of taxpayers, or the "Saga of Intelligence" was made by patrons?


It seems that the loot was stupidly sawed in the manufacture of the roller. Cheap trash


Having received a bunch of negative comments on the video, the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine completely disabled the commenting.
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  1. Andrei Nikolaevich
    Andrei Nikolaevich 22 August 2020 10: 02 New
    12
    I am sure that the activities of such organizations do not need advertising. Otherwise, it is not intelligence but a "house of tolerance"
    1. Orange
      Orange bigg 22 August 2020 10: 10 New
      22
      You didn't understand anything. This is the new release of the 95th quarter. You have no sense of humor.
      1. Andrei Nikolaevich
        Andrei Nikolaevich 22 August 2020 10: 46 New
        +6
        Well, what are you? .. I have enough humor for ten. Personally, my feeling is when I see Zelensky in the media or TV, mentally I put on Napoleon's headdress from a comedy. Well, I can't imagine him in a different capacity. In one word "Bonya".)
        1. Mitroha
          Mitroha 22 August 2020 11: 06 New
          0
          So the advertisement went .. We are waiting for the presentation and crash tests of the SVR
          1. krot
            krot 23 August 2020 16: 22 New
            +1
            Sumerians are recruiting warriors to fight us)
      2. g1v2
        g1v2 22 August 2020 12: 11 New
        +5
        Well, except that the release of the 95th quarter will come down. Probably it is not worth telling the Ukrainian SVR that the information no longer needs to be transferred on a piece of paper, but it is much easier to transfer it via a messenger. For example, the same telegram or what mail server. And even if not infa is transmitted, but something material or at least a flash drive, then bookmarks are made like the well-known "spy stone". Well, okay, what country, such and intelligence.
        It is only unclear if the opponents have guns on the video, then why did they not shoot the agent a dozen times or shoot him in the leg? And why are they running after him, and not drove a couple of cars to intercept? And who was chasing him anyway? Such polite. Once in a cafe he hung up a sign "closed", then they can't even enter. If he was caught at the time of the transfer, then they followed his agent? So the agent will be taken, and the infa transmitted by him may turn out to be disinformation. Why else was the agent given it to pass?
        In general, filmmakers from the Ukrainian SVR are probably even worse than scouts. And that's great.
    2. RUnnm
      RUnnm 22 August 2020 10: 14 New
      +5
      Quite right. This is an area where the less noise the better.
      I can't even imagine self-promotion from the RF SVR.
      Deeds are the best advertisement.
      1. venik
        venik 22 August 2020 10: 39 New
        +4
        Quote: RUnnm
        This is an area where the less noise the better.

        =======
        good Directly "removed from the tongue" !!! drinks The best intelligence service is the one about which no one knows anything and no one has heard anything ..... And these clowns are engaged in self-promotion ..... Are they really such imbeciles? bully
        1. RUnnm
          RUnnm 22 August 2020 11: 52 New
          +2
          drinks I wonder how much they paid for this blockbuster))) I had to add that the plot is based on real events))
    3. Prisoner
      Prisoner 22 August 2020 12: 27 New
      +3
      Most likely it is. Such is the house with workers and curators hi
    4. Clear
      Clear 22 August 2020 18: 55 New
      +6
      The whole point of film advertising is how a super-duper Ukrainian agent ran, ran ... and thanks to the car, he successfully carried his feet away from the unknown, who knocked at the cafe for tea.
  2. mark2
    mark2 22 August 2020 10: 03 New
    +2
    Film company "SVR-Uk" presents ....
  3. Doctor
    Doctor 22 August 2020 10: 04 New
    +1
    Satellites are satellites, but I still had to run.
    Athletics is the main sport of the scout! laughing
    1. Lionnvrsk
      Lionnvrsk 22 August 2020 10: 47 New
      +6
      Well, the main thing is to run fast! Ukrov does it, but it's problematic to think.
      In the shot, where a chick with a Schwarzenegger's muzzle picks up an ukrobond, on the crossover the numbers are Croatian, on the Mersey Albanian, in the cafe the menu in American, and above the Merc there is a signboard "Potter" in Ukrainian, and the video is called -Work outside the country. lol
    2. sabakina
      sabakina 22 August 2020 11: 57 New
      +2
      Quote: Arzt
      Satellites are satellites, but I still had to run.
      Athletics is the main sport of the scout! laughing

      And only now, Pastor Schlag understood why he got on skis ...
  4. Reserve buildbat
    Reserve buildbat 22 August 2020 10: 08 New
    15
    Laughed heartily laughing Typically Skakuas pompous nonsense. By the way, why do they have 4 French royal lilies in their emblem? Is this an allusion to royalty, or is it just an executioner? laughing
    1. RUnnm
      RUnnm 22 August 2020 10: 23 New
      +2
      Well, there was just a choice - the swastika they adored, or lilies. There was no swastika in the power point ...
    2. Gato
      Gato 22 August 2020 11: 14 New
      +5
      By the way, why do they have 4 French royal lilies in their emblem?

      These are not lilies, they are ears of corn. Nostalgia for Rogul's barefoot childhood.
    3. Clear
      Clear 22 August 2020 18: 57 New
      +5
      Quote: stock buildbat
      why do they have 4 French royal lilies in their emblem?

      Yes, God bless them, with lines. That is why the villains in the video are not in Budennovka? what
      1. Reserve buildbat
        Reserve buildbat 22 August 2020 18: 58 New
        +1
        Because judging by their faces, they must be with rams on their heads
    4. Vitalich57
      Vitalich57 23 August 2020 06: 20 New
      0
      This is the stigma of a woman with socially reduced responsibility - a problem ... ki
  5. Mouse
    Mouse 22 August 2020 10: 09 New
    +7
    Is it okay that intelligence, in my understanding, requires silence? recourse
    Chatterbox find for spy ... wink
    1. Clear
      Clear 22 August 2020 18: 59 New
      +8
      Quote: Mouse
      Is it okay that intelligence, in my understanding, requires silence? recourse
      Chatterbox find for spy ... wink

      Silence is when ... they think. Have you seen their faces? lol

      Vasily, hello.
      1. Mouse
        Mouse 22 August 2020 19: 02 New
        +7
        Prvetik, Yasnaya! love
        Have you seen their faces?

        They are clearly not disfigured by intelligence. wink
        1. Clear
          Clear 22 August 2020 19: 10 New
          +7
          Quote: Mouse
          Prvetik, Yasnaya! love
          Have you seen their faces?

          They are clearly not disfigured by intelligence. wink

          Vasily, how do you like a super-girl with super-botox lips? Although, yes winked the agent must not stand out from the crowd.
          1. Russ
            Russ 22 August 2020 19: 25 New
            +4
            Lips as a sign of intelligence and ingenuity? laughing
            Better with a gray mouse ........
            Although ... nobody canceled the honey trap ... wink
            1. Clear
              Clear 22 August 2020 19: 53 New
              +5
              Quote: Russia
              Lips as a sign of intelligence and ingenuity? laughing
              Better with a gray mouse ........
              Although ... nobody canceled the honey trap ... wink

              Hi, MaRus love
              And, our friend Vasily liked the lips of the spy. Finds out now
              Quote: Mouse
              what a tongue was behind his teeth ...
              lol
              1. Mouse
                Mouse 22 August 2020 20: 10 New
                +6
                There is no spy nearby ... otherwise the girls would share their impressions with you ... laughing love
                1. Clear
                  Clear 22 August 2020 22: 54 New
                  +4
                  Quote: Mouse
                  There is no spy nearby ... otherwise the girls would share their impressions with you ... laughing love

                  Vasily, if you don’t find ... by the side of the spies, then write your address, MaRus and I will come to refresher courses drinks
          2. Mouse
            Mouse 22 August 2020 19: 33 New
            +6
            In this case, all means are good ... even botox lips ... yes
            The main thing is that the tongue was behind the teeth ...
  6. aszzz888
    aszzz888 22 August 2020 10: 17 New
    +3
    Only in unnecessary can this)) laughing ! have seen enough of Hollywood and decided to throw themselves ... wassat
  7. RUnnm
    RUnnm 22 August 2020 10: 19 New
    +1
    Why do they follow him around the empty city running the whole video? After all, it is known - "a wounded greasy horseman - will not run far!"
  8. Alexander X
    Alexander X 22 August 2020 10: 29 New
    +3
    It would be better to release a corporate calendar with employees in swimsuits. laughing
    1. Gato
      Gato 22 August 2020 11: 20 New
      +5
      It would be better to release a corporate calendar with employees in swimsuits.


      This little pig in a swimsuit? Better ninada belay
  9. iouris
    iouris 22 August 2020 10: 38 New
    0
    Here is a commercial for you - an invitation to cooperation. Work "non-brothers".
  10. Free wind
    Free wind 22 August 2020 10: 38 New
    +1
    It is unlikely that there is such an advertisement; rather, someone was joking. I saw the redhead - kill. The girl is dumb. They could have picked it up prettier, you should not be guided by the champagne.
  11. sabakina
    sabakina 22 August 2020 10: 43 New
    -1
    After watching the video, for some reason I remembered Sean Connery ..
    1. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 22 August 2020 10: 58 New
      +2
      Quote: sabakina
      After watching the video, for some reason I remembered Sean Connet

      It looks like Sean, most likely the video was left, and the audio track was replaced with MOV, garni chlotsi! ().
    2. VIP
      VIP 22 August 2020 14: 39 New
      0
      The best James Bond - Sean Conorie in: "Dr. No," From Russia with Love "," Goldfinger "," Fireball "Roger Moore" The Spy Who Loved Me "we remade it:" The Spy Who Fucked Me "
  12. Lumpen
    Lumpen 22 August 2020 10: 47 New
    +2
    Bourne style laughing
    SVR Academy promo, shortage?
    1. Skifotavr
      Skifotavr 24 August 2020 23: 48 New
      -1
      Lack of dick * bov laughing
  13. Kefir
    Kefir 22 August 2020 10: 52 New
    +1
    The first ever commercial of the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine has appeared on the Internet.
    And I hope the last after the events in Belarus!
  14. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 22 August 2020 10: 56 New
    +1
    According to the plot of the video, a Ukrainian spy is performing a mission somewhere abroad.
    Well, it is clear that "abroad" it is in Russia, well, not in native America and not in Cote d'Ivoire. Banderovets blows up electric poles in the Crimea, pierces the wheels of cars, pours laxatives into wells. In general, a saboteur, and if he is caught, he will be pulled up on an exploded pole.
    1. sabakina
      sabakina 22 August 2020 12: 12 New
      -2
      Quote: tihonmarine
      ... In general, a saboteur, and if he is caught he will be pulled up on an exploded pole.
      Don't be so about saboteurs. Nice guys actually ...
    2. Clear
      Clear 22 August 2020 19: 05 New
      +4
      Quote: tihonmarine
      Banderovets blows up electric poles in Crimea,

      Vlad, that's it, that these "super-thinkers" blew up the power lines from Ukraine fool ... Those are where the electrical switch is located! What brains can we talk about request
    3. rich
      rich 23 August 2020 00: 41 New
      0
      Quote: tihonmarine
      ... In general, a saboteur, and if he is caught he will be pulled up on an exploded pole.

      Some people value their work of detaining the orchestra too much to hang them on blown up poles. .Very unprofitable yes
  15. Lord of the Sith
    Lord of the Sith 22 August 2020 10: 58 New
    +3
    Shiri ukrointsi still ukrointsi judging by their faces, heheh)))
    It looks like a low-budget parody of Bond))
  16. Elysium
    Elysium 22 August 2020 10: 58 New
    +4
    Mr. Bean will get jealous from this video laughing
  17. APASUS
    APASUS 22 August 2020 11: 13 New
    0
    What was it ?
    Children filmed a movie about spies ............
  18. Mavrikiy
    Mavrikiy 22 August 2020 11: 57 New
    +2
    Everything is interesting. And what about the copyright for the bourbon lily or Macron gave them to you. You will definitely not buy them. Kurkuli farmers. The trident was stolen from us, we will have to return it. We will come for him. Look, "Shpak has a tape recorder, the ambassador has a medallion," and the naked shalwar.
  19. MakStVik
    MakStVik 22 August 2020 11: 57 New
    +1
    Well, at least you taught me how to make movies. But why isn't the agent wearing harem pants?
    1. sabakina
      sabakina 22 August 2020 12: 14 New
      +1
      Quote: MakStVik
      Well, at least you taught me how to make movies. But why isn't the agent wearing harem pants?

      And why such testicles have trousers? request
  20. Kapkan
    Kapkan 22 August 2020 12: 13 New
    +4
    It's funny and ridiculous.
  21. svp67
    svp67 22 August 2020 12: 17 New
    +3
    And no one thought that the plot itself says a lot. All actions in some western, but English-speaking country ... who is the SVRU working against there? But what about "the whole world with them"? It turns out they are against the whole world?
    And the desire to see a person who said: "It's hard in learning, easy in battle", but this is SEPARATISM of pure water, he wants to see the Russian commander ...
    In general, it made me laugh, especially the size of the girl's lips. For some reason, girls in Ukraine have become very fashionable ...
  22. Prisoner
    Prisoner 22 August 2020 12: 39 New
    +3
    Yes, a "masterpiece". Surprised by the entourage. No gazelles, no Zhiguli, no Russian tricolor. West. Judging by the girl and the abandoned mask, this is the Chinese 007 against the Chechens of the Czech Republic, using an Indian. No embroidered shirts, no forelock and wench of base ribbonslaughing
  23. taiga2018
    taiga2018 22 August 2020 13: 47 New
    +1
    If I didn’t know who was filming it and what it was about, I would have thought it was:
    a) either Caucasians are chasing a skinhead.
    b) either it is which KVN team shot the video for the video competition.
    Well, this cannot be attached to the work of such a serious organization ...
  24. VIP
    VIP 22 August 2020 14: 11 New
    0
    Some pricks caught a prick. ...
    When I watched their "James Bond" I thought: crazy for advertising and they just edited several TV series
  25. Newven
    Newven 22 August 2020 18: 46 New
    0
    After information transfer
    with two stones
    bearded men begin to hunt him
    on skis and with bows in hand
    but the agent still managed to transfer the data and hide from the pursuers
    on a team of oxen.
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  27. Lyokha Lokhavich
    Lyokha Lokhavich 23 August 2020 12: 16 New
    0
    and where is the ending - a blow of one dagger into the car and the second into the hidden place of the operator?))))))))
  28. Berkut752
    Berkut752 23 August 2020 12: 27 New
    0
    "" "" After receiving a bunch of negative comments on the video, the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine completely turned off the commenting. "" "" "
    And where can I get smart agents .................... I still see them in suits, white swans and, to the music of Pyotr Tchaikovsky, they leave the chase
  29. xomaNN
    xomaNN 23 August 2020 14: 43 New
    +1
    Especially the type of a lipped sub-spy girl was a success laughing
    Clown's office in all its glory!
  30. Olddetractor
    Olddetractor 23 August 2020 19: 44 New
    0
    I am a big frostbite on my fragile body!