The Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine showed a commercial about its work

The first appeared on the Web in stories a commercial for the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine. The video titled "Ukrainian 007" is posted on the SVR channel on YouTube.

According to the plot of the video, a Ukrainian spy is performing a mission somewhere abroad. After the transfer of information, bearded men begin to hunt him, but the agent still managed to transfer the data and hide from the pursuers. At the same time, it is shown that the transfer of files passes through the drawn "satellite", very similar to the station "Mir" without part of the solar panels, which is currently flooded in the ocean.

The video caused a mixed reaction on the web, mostly negative.

Having looked at this "masterpiece", one question remains - do you really imagine it this way ???? DO NOT disgrace yourself and delete the video, but rather change your job and go to raise agriculture. The "agent" in the video was "burned" dozens of times

You receive the transmission on the spot, open to review from all sides, and (...) go for interrogations and to the exchange fund. Separately, I was pleased with the grace in the form of a cup of coffee, on which the fingers remain in the load of the investigation. Interestingly, the budget for this was from the pockets of taxpayers, or the "Saga of Intelligence" was made by patrons?

It seems that the loot was stupidly sawed in the manufacture of the roller. Cheap trash

Having received a bunch of negative comments on the video, the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine completely disabled the commenting.

Comments

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

I am sure that the activities of such organizations do not need advertising. Otherwise, it is not intelligence but a "house of tolerance"

[Orange bigg]

You didn't understand anything. This is the new release of the 95th quarter. You have no sense of humor.

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

Well, what are you? .. I have enough humor for ten. Personally, my feeling is when I see Zelensky in the media or TV, mentally I put on Napoleon's headdress from a comedy. Well, I can't imagine him in a different capacity. In one word "Bonya".)

[mitroha]

So the advertisement went .. We are waiting for the presentation and crash tests of the SVR

[krot]

Sumerians are recruiting warriors to fight us)

[g1v2]

Well, except that the release of the 95th quarter will come down. Probably it is not worth telling the Ukrainian SVR that the information no longer needs to be transferred on a piece of paper, but much easier to transfer through a messenger. For example, the same telegram or what mail server. And even if not infa is transmitted, but something material or at least a flash drive, then bookmarks are made like the well-known "spy stone". Well, okay, what country, such and intelligence.
It is only incomprehensible if the opponents have guns on the video, then why did they not shoot the agent a dozen times or shoot him in the leg? And why are they running after him, and not drove a couple of cars to intercept? And who was chasing him anyway? Such polite. Once in the cafe he hung up the sign "closed", then they can't even enter. If he was caught at the time of the transfer, then they followed his agent? So the agent will be taken, and the infa transmitted by him may turn out to be disinformation. Why else was the agent given it to pass?
In general, filmmakers from the Ukrainian SVR are probably even worse than scouts. And that's great.

[RUnnm]

Quite right. This is an area where the less noise the better.
I can't even imagine self-promotion from the RF SVR.
Deeds are the best advertisement.

[venik]

Quote: RUnnm

This is an area where the less noise the better.

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Directly "removed from the tongue" !!! The best intelligence service is the one about which no one knows anything and no one has heard anything ..... And these clowns are engaged in self-promotion ..... Are they really such imbeciles?

[RUnnm]

I wonder how much they paid for this blockbuster))) I had to add that the plot is based on real events))

[Prisoner]

Most likely it is. Such is the house with workers and curators

[Clear]

The whole point of film advertising is how a super-duper Ukrainian agent ran, ran ... and thanks to the car, he successfully carried his feet away from the unknown, who knocked at the cafe for tea.

[mark2]

Film company "SVR-Uk" presents ....

[Doctor]

Satellites are satellites, but I still had to run.
Athletics is the main sport of the scout!

[Lionnvrsk]

Well, the main thing is to run fast! Ukrov does it, but it's problematic to think.
In the shot, where a chick with a Schwarzenegger's muzzle picks up an ukrobond, on the crossover the numbers are Croatian, on the Mersey Albanian, in the cafe menu in American, and above the Merc there is a signboard "Potter" in Ukrainian, and the video is called - Work outside the country.

[sabakina]

Quote: Arzt

Satellites are satellites, but I still had to run.
Athletics is the main sport of the scout!

And only now, Pastor Schlag understood why he got on skis ...

[Reserve buildbat]

Laughed heartily Typically Skakuas pompous nonsense. By the way, why do they have 4 French royal lilies in their emblem? Is this an allusion to royalty, or is it just an executioner?

[RUnnm]

Well, there was just a choice - the swastika they adored, or lilies. There was no swastika in the power point ...

[Cat]

By the way, why do they have 4 French royal lilies in their emblem?

These are not lilies, they are ears of corn. Nostalgia for Rogul's barefoot childhood.

[Clear]

Quote: Stroibat stock

why do they have 4 French royal lilies in their emblem?

Yes, God bless them, with lines. That is why the villains in the video are not in Budennovka?

[Reserve buildbat]

Because judging by their faces, they must be with rams on their heads

[Vitalich57]

This is the stigma of a woman with socially reduced responsibility - a problem ... ki

[Mouse]

Is it okay that intelligence, in my understanding, requires silence?
Chatterbox find for spy ...

[Clear]

Quote: Mouse

Is it okay that intelligence, in my understanding, requires silence?
Chatterbox find for spy ...

Silence is when ... they think. Have you seen their faces?

Vasily, hello.

[Mouse]

Prvetik, Yasnaya!

Have you seen their faces?

They are clearly not disfigured by intelligence.

[Clear]

Quote: Mouse

Prvetik, Yasnaya!

Have you seen their faces?

They are clearly not disfigured by intelligence.

Vasily, how do you like a super-girl with super-botox lips? Although, yes the agent must not stand out from the crowd.

[Russ]

Lips as a sign of intelligence and ingenuity?
Better with a gray mouse ........
Although ... nobody canceled the honey trap ...

[Clear]

Quote: Russia

Lips as a sign of intelligence and ingenuity?
Better with a gray mouse ........
Although ... nobody canceled the honey trap ...

Hi, MaRus
And, our friend Vasily liked the lips of the spy. Finds out now

Quote: Mouse

what a tongue was behind his teeth ...

[Mouse]

There is no spy nearby ... otherwise the girls would share their impressions with you ...

[Clear]

Quote: Mouse

There is no spy nearby ... otherwise the girls would share their impressions with you ...

Vasily, if you don’t find ... by the side of the spies, then write your address, MaRus and I will come to refresher courses

[Mouse]

In this case, all means are good ... even botox lips ...
The main thing is that the tongue was behind the teeth ...

[aszzz888]

Only in unnecessary can this)) ! have seen enough of Hollywood and decided to throw themselves ...

[RUnnm]

Why do they follow him around the empty city running the whole video? After all, it is known - "a wounded greasy horseman - will not run far!"

[Alexander X]

It would be better to release a corporate calendar with employees in swimsuits.

[Cat]

It would be better to release a corporate calendar with employees in swimsuits.

This little pig in a swimsuit? Better ninada

[iouris]

Here is a commercial for you - an invitation to cooperation. Work "non-brothers".

[Free wind]

It is unlikely that there is such an advertisement; rather, someone was joking. I saw the redhead - kill. The girl is dumb. They could have picked it up prettier, you should not be guided by the champagne.

[sabakina]

After watching the video, for some reason I remembered Sean Connery ..

[tihonmarine]

Quote: sabakina

After watching the video, for some reason I remembered Sean Connet

It looks like Sean, most likely the video was left, and the audio track was replaced with MOV, garni chlotsi! ().

[VIP]

The best James Bond - Sean Conorie in: "Dr. No," From Russia with love "," Goldfinger "," Fireball "Roger Moore" The Spy Who Loved Me "we remade it:" The Spy Who Fucked Me "

[rags]

Bourne style
SVR Academy promo, shortage?

[Skifotavr]

Lack of dick * bov

[Kefir]

The first ever commercial of the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine has appeared on the Internet.
And I hope the last after the events in Belarus!

[tihonmarine]

According to the plot of the video, a Ukrainian spy is performing a mission somewhere abroad.

Well, it is clear that "abroad" it is in Russia, well, not in his native America and not in Cote d'Ivoire. Banderovets blows up electric poles in Crimea, pierces the wheels of cars, pours laxatives into wells. In general, a saboteur, and if he is caught, he will be pulled up on an exploded pole.

[sabakina]

Quote: tihonmarine

... In general, a saboteur, and if he is caught he will be pulled up on an exploded pole.

Don't be so about saboteurs. Nice guys actually ...

[Clear]

Quote: tihonmarine

Banderovets blows up electric poles in Crimea,

Vlad, that's it, that these "super-thinkers" blew up power lines from Ukraine ... Those are where the electrical switch is located! What brains can we talk about

[cost]

Quote: tihonmarine
... In general, a saboteur, and if he is caught he will be pulled up on an exploded pole.

Some people value their work of detaining the orchestra too much to hang them on blown up poles. .Very unprofitable

[Lord of the Sith]

Shiri ukrointsi still ukrointsi judging by their faces, heheh)))
It looks like a low-budget parody of Bond))

[Elysium]

Mr. Bean will get jealous from this video

[APASUS]

What was it ?
Children filmed a movie about spies ............

[Mavrikiy]

Everything is interesting. And what about the copyright for the bourbon lily or Macron gave it to you. You will definitely not buy them. Kurkuli farmers. The trident was stolen from us, we will have to return it. We will come for him. Look, "Shpak has a tape recorder, the ambassador has a medallion," and the naked shalwar.

[MakStVik]

Well, at least you taught me how to make movies. But why isn't the agent wearing harem pants?

[sabakina]

Quote: MakStVik

Well, at least you taught me how to make movies. But why isn't the agent wearing harem pants?

And why such testicles have trousers?

[Kapkan]

It's funny and ridiculous.

[svp67]

And no one thought that the plot itself says a lot. All actions in some western, but English-speaking country ... who is the SVRU working against there? But what about "the whole world with them"? It turns out they are against the whole world?
And the desire to see a person who said: "It's hard in training, easy in battle", but this is SEPARATISM of pure water, he wants to see the Russian commander ...
In general, it made me laugh, especially the size of the girl's lips. For some reason, girls in Ukraine have become very fashionable ...

[Prisoner]

Yes, a "masterpiece". Surprised by the entourage. No gazelles, no Zhiguli, no Russian tricolor. West. Judging by the girl and the thrown mask, this is the Chinese 007 against the Chechens of the Czech Republic, using an Indian. No embroidered shirts, no forelock and wench of base ribbons

[taiga2018]

If I didn’t know who was filming it and what it was about, I would have thought it was:
a) either Caucasians are chasing a skinhead.
b) either it is which KVN team shot the video for the video competition.
Well, this cannot be attached to the work of such a serious organization ...

[VIP]

Some pricks caught a prick. ...
When I watched them "James Bond" I thought: crazy for advertising and they just edited from several series

[Newven]

After information transfer

with two stones

bearded men begin to hunt him

on skis and with bows in hand

but the agent still managed to transfer the data and hide from the pursuers

on a team of oxen.

[Lyokha Lokhavich]

and where is the ending - a blow of one dagger into the car and the second into the hidden place of the operator?))))))))

[Berkut752]

"" "" After receiving a bunch of negative comments on the video, the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine completely turned off the commenting. "" "" "
And where can I get smart agents .................... I still see them in suits, white swans and, to the music of Pyotr Tchaikovsky, they leave the chase

[xomaNN]

Especially the type of a lipped sub-spy girl was a success
Clown's office in all its glory!

[Olddetractor]

I am a big frostbite on my fragile body!