Attempts to Deal with the Devil: Background

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Attempts to Deal with the Devil: Background

"The Last Judgment" (fragment) from the Church of St. Peter in Venhaston, 1480

In early August 2020, a number of media outlets reported about a 16-year-old schoolgirl from Vladivostok, who decided to sell her soul to the devil. The services of an intermediary were offered to her by an 18-year-old boy who promised to arrange everything in the best possible way - no worse than a notary.

In our time, we have already lost the habit of being surprised at the churches of Satanists demanding official recognition, and all kinds of hereditary sorcerers, and human stupidity, but this case turned out to be simply unique. The girl not only did not receive a penny for the attempt to sell her immortal soul, but, on the contrary, paid 93 thousand rubles for the right to sell it. Promising that the devil would fulfill the girl's three wishes, the fraudster demanded 6 thousand rubles for the information provided, 5 thousand for witchcraft, and modestly estimated his personal services of the spellcaster at one thousand rubles. He also convinced her that devil worshipers should not wear gold (they are such modest guys, nothing can be done). Therefore, she took all the jewelry she had to the pawnshop, and transferred the money received to the consultant's bank card. Well, to give any charlatan a phone and a laptop is already a Lokhov classic.



After reading about this, I thought. Who and when did the idea of ​​the special value of the human soul for the devil come to mind? And even more so any soul - not an ascetic of the level of St. Anthony and not an outstanding thinker like Faust. Satan might want to seduce them out of sport. But an ordinary person with all his advantages and disadvantages, overwhelmed by small and large passions, not too worthy desires, with a bunch of skeletons in the closet, has every chance of ending up in the underworld without the efforts of the unclean. And, let's be honest, in the case of the Last Judgment, the main hopes of many of us will be associated with the infinite mercy of God. The unconditional right to eternal bliss from those living today deserve a few.


Satan and Archangel Michael weigh souls

The biblical texts do not mention the possibility of selling the soul. Satan acts there as a deceiver and a provocateur, as in the case of Eve. With the consent of God, he conducts a cruel test of the Godly Job (who as a result turned into the Long-Suffering). Tempting Christ in the Wilderness. But it doesn't pretend to be a soul.

Stories about the Devil's interest in buying human souls appeared already in medieval Europe, and, oddly enough, did not meet with objections from the official Church.

For the first time this plot sounded in the apocryphal description of the life of Saint Theophilus (Theophilus) of Adana (he is also called Cilician, Penitent and Econom). He died about 538, the day of his memory is celebrated by Catholics on February 4, Orthodox - on June 23.

According to legend, Archdeacon Theophilus was asked to become the new bishop of Adana, but out of modesty he refused. Another candidate who became a bishop, whether jealous of Theophilus and seeing him as a possible competitor, or for some other reason, began to oppress him and deprived him of his post of economist. Repented of his decision, Theophilus found a magician and warlock who had the skill to summon the devil. Satan did not have to persuade him for a long time: in exchange for renouncing Christ and the Mother of God, Theophilus received the now desired appointment. At first, Theophilus was happy with everything, but closer to old age he began to feel fear of hellish torments. Appealing to the mercy of the Virgin Mary, he fasted for 40 days, and the Mother of God descended upon him, promising to intercede with the Son. Three days later, she again appeared to Theophilus, informing him of forgiveness. But the devil did not back down: three days later, the awakened Theophilus found on his chest a contract signed by him in his own blood. In fear, he fell on his knees before his enemy - the legitimate bishop, and confessed everything to him. He threw the scroll into the fire. On Sunday, Theophilus in the city cathedral told the whole people about his sin, took communion and spent the rest of his life in repentance. In the XNUMXth century, a certain Eutychian, who claimed to have witnessed these events, wrote the story "On the repentance of Theophilus, the church's steward in the city of Adana." In the XNUMXth century it was translated into Latin, in the XNUMXth century - into Russian.


Legend of the monk Theophilus. Icon of the first half of the XNUMXth century illustrating this legend

In the Russian translation of the story of Eutychian, Theophilus in his prayers, referring to the Virgin Mary, calls her "The Seeking of the Perished". And from the XNUMXth century in Russia they began to paint icons with the image of the Mother of God "Seeking the Lost". One of them can be seen in the Dormition Joseph-Volotsky Monastery:


Icon of the Mother of God "Seeking the Lost", Dormition Joseph-Volotsk Monastery

Then legends began to appear about people who, having concluded an agreement with the devil, were able to get rid of eternal damnation without fasting and the help of the Mother of God - simply by deceiving the unclean, who, as it turned out, although skillful, but not very smart. An example is Saint Wolfgang of Regensburg (lived in 924-994, revered on October 31) - the patron saint of sculptors, carpenters and shepherds. By the way, with his permission, the Czech diocese was formed, which had previously been part of his diocese.


Saint Wolfgang. Stained glass, Pfarrkirche Liesing

He decided to involve Satan in the construction of a new church, promising him a pig in a poke - the soul of the first creature to cross the threshold of this temple. But the devil who appeared to him, as it turned out, was not a fool either: he realized that he would be slipped into some kind of dog or rooster - apparently, he had already burned himself on the construction of bridges and other cathedrals (both of them, according to the legends, he built a lot ). And so he instantly erected a temple around Wolfgang, offering him either to stay in it forever, or to step over the threshold and go to the underworld. But through the prayer of the saint, a wolf came to the church. Well, who else could have come to the future saint, whose name means "Step like a wolf"?

This church (rebuilt in late Gothic style) can still be seen in the Austrian city of St. Wolfgang.


St. Wolfgang on a German postage stamp

Perhaps Satan, many years later, nevertheless took revenge on the cunning Wolfgang. In Bavaria, of which this saint is the patron, the Nazis opened the Dachau concentration camp on March 22, 1933, and about 3000 priests became prisoners.

In cooperation with the devil (as well as in cohabitation with the succubus Meridiana), ill-wishers also accused Pope Sylvester II, but I have already described this in detail in the article Mage and Warlock Herbert Aurillac.

But how could you sell your soul to the devil? Indeed, in the cities of medieval Europe, he did not have offices with signs "Wholesale and retail purchase of souls".

Scientists and educated people were in an advantageous position, who could not only find a treatise describing the magical formulas for invoking the devil, but also understand the intricacies of the process. After all, there were a great many demons around, they were responsible for different spheres of activity and could bestow different benefits. Each group of demons had months, days of the week, and even hours in which they were most powerful and could be of greatest benefit.

The invocation spell was supposed to accurately describe the properties of the desired demon and contain a "convincing call" to appear and fulfill the required, backed by the power of the secret divine names. And, of course, you had to take care of your safety, having correctly drawn the notorious magic circle - this, by the way, took a lot of time. I will allow myself a small quote from the chapter "Mephistopheles and Faust" of the novel "Three worlds of loneliness" (since everything is already compiled and linked here):

"The magic circle, consisting of four concentric circles, was drawn by him with coal, not chalk. In coal, the names of the demons of the hour, day, season of the year, as well as the secret names of the season and earth of that time of the year, the names of the Sun and the Moon were carefully spelled out. He did not forget to write down also the characteristics of the demons and the names of their servants. And in the inner circle were inscribed the secret names of God - Adonay, Eloy, Agla, Tetragrammaton. Two wax candles and four lamps with olive oil dimly lit the room. Locking the exit from the magic circle with the sign of the pentagram , he opened a pre-prepared synopsis, and in Latin summoned twenty-four demons guarding this day of the week, seven demons controlling the days of the week and seven controlling the planets known to medieval astrologers. Then - seven demons of metals alchemists and seven demons of rainbow colors. : in different corners of the room faint tapping was suddenly heard, ghostly lights came off the floor and rose to the level eyes, candles and lamps suddenly went out, and the room was plunged into complete darkness. However, after a few seconds, an ordinary electric light came on in the room and, not paying attention to the signs of the pentagram, a fair-haired young man without horns and tail, and also without a mustache and beard, emerged from the circle. He was dressed modestly and rather conservatively. "

(This young man had nothing to do with the forces of hell.)

And the mystics of the level of Faust or Agrippa of Nestheim could deduce their own formulas for calling the demons they needed.

People who were illiterate and completely uneducated could not summon a demon on their own, of course. And they still had to earn his attention. The methods were different, including the most savage. It was necessary to start with a statement of intention: to come to church early Sunday morning and deny God there. Then it was necessary to offer prayers to the devil, and even better - to perform black masses with sacrifices. In prayers, it was necessary to clearly express the will to deal with the unclean and clearly formulate the conditions: for example, youth and beauty, wealth, title, and so on.

If you believe the testimony of the daughter of the famous Parisian sorceress Catherine Lavoisin (burnt on the Place de Grève in 1680), Louis XIV's favorite Madame de Montespan at the black masses, which were conducted for her by the stripped-down Abbot Gibourg, said:

"I want the king not to deprive me of his friendship, so that the princes and princesses at court would honor me, so that the king would never refuse me."

And Etienne Guibourg, piercing the throat of a baby bought from the poor with a knife, said:

"Astarot, Asmodeus, prince of consent, I beg you to accept this baby as a sacrifice, and in return do what I ask. I pray you, the spirits, whose names are written on this scroll, to assist the desires and intentions of the person for whom the Mass was served."

According to the testimony of Guibourg himself, he held three black masses for the Marquise de Montespan.

It is curious that during the black masses, other clergy acted as Gibour's assistants: the abbots Mariette, Lemenyan and Tournai, and the fourth, Davo, supplied human fat for the manufacture of the candles necessary for this ritual.


Unknown artist. Portrait of Madame de Montespan


Antoine Coypel. Catherine Deshayes (La Voisin)


Black Mass for the Marquise de Montespan

The charges against Montespan were never brought, the documents testifying against her were burned, but after that Louis completely lost interest in her - it was time for new favorites.

If it came to the conclusion of an agreement with the devil, he was recorded by a sinner with his own blood taken from his left hand on a virgin-clean parchment made from the skin of a calf, first born of a cow. The inquisitors believed that after that a trace appeared on the human body - a "devil's mark". For her, the "holy fathers" were ready to accept anything: a large mole, a wart, a strange-shaped scratch, any point that does not bleed when injected.


The demon signs a contract with the nuns. Medieval drawing

In the archives of the Russian Empire, you can find information about the so-called God-marked letters - personally written contracts with the devil, which list the benefits that the person who wrote them wants to receive. In 1751 the case of the military furrier Pyotr Krylov, who wrote such a letter, was examined.

There is also a divinely celebrated letter from a certain corporal Nikolai Serebryakov. He heard that if you write it, the demons "will appear and bring money in the form of a man." And dashed off drunk:

"O all-generous and great prince Sataniel, according to the subscription given from me to you for the services ... I will fall before your feet, I tearfully ask you to send your loyal slaves to me."

Sometimes the demons went down to the point that they themselves put a signature on the contract - of course, encrypted or in the form of an anagram. A document signed by several demons at once was discovered in France during the investigation of the Urban Grandier case. This cleric, the nuns of the Ludden Monastery of the Ursulines, were accused of bewitching them by throwing a bouquet of flowers over the fence. At the trial, among the evidence, a document was considered and studied, written in Latin with the help of a mirror - from right to left and with missing vowels. Apparently, Grandier's soul was of special value, because the investigators somehow found on him the signatures of the demons of the highest rank: Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Astaroth and Elimi. And one of the princes of hell was not invited to sign this fateful agreement, and he was probably very offended. The official protocol states:

"The demon Asmodeus stole (the contract) from Lucifer's office and presented it to the court."

Asmodeus seemed to the judges a credible witness, and in 1634 Grandier was burned at the stake.

Here is the very treaty presented to the High Court by Asmodeus:


Grandier's pact with Satan and other demons

You may be interested in excerpts from it:

"Today we conclude an alliance agreement with Urban Grandier, who is now with us. And we promise him the love of women, flowers of virginity, the grace of nuns, world honors, pleasure and wealth ... hobbies will be pleasant for him. He will bring us once in a while year a tribute, marked by his blood, he will trample under his feet the relics of the church and pray for us. Thanks to the operation of this treaty, he will live happily twenty years on earth among people and, finally, come to us, reviling the Lord. Given in hell, on the advice of devils.
Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Leviathan, Astaroth. I certify the signatures and marks of the chief devil and my masters, the princes of the underworld. The scribe Baalberit ".

Many researchers believe that the real reason for Grandier's condemnation was not the hysterical ravings of anxious nuns, but the strained relationship between this cleric and Cardinal Richelieu.

In cooperation with evil spirits, people were often suspected, somehow distinguished from others. So, in the XNUMXth century, by order of the Bishop of Würzburg, Philip-Adolf von Ehrenberg, the most beautiful girl in the city was burned (even her name was preserved - Babelin Gobel) and a student who knew too many foreign languages, and even a wonderful musician who amazed everyone with his singing and playing various musical instruments.

In the deal with the devil, the captain of the Dutch East India Company, Bernard Focke, who lived in the XNUMXth century, was also suspected, who very quickly brought his ship from Amsterdam to the island of Java and back.

In the not so distant XNUMXth century, it was said about Niccollo Paganini that he exchanged his immortal soul for the ability to masterfully play the violin. And even more: that for this purpose he killed his mistress, whose soul the devil imprisoned in his violin.

During the Viennese tour, some spectators saw a devil in a red jacket behind Paganini's back, who was leading the musician's hand. In Leipzig, someone saw the living dead on the stage, and a music critic of a local newspaper wrote about Paganini: "I have no doubt that if you examine him thoroughly, you will find a forked hoof in his boots, and under his frock coat - well hidden black wings."


In this lifetime portrait of Paganini, painted by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, we do not see anything demonic in the appearance of this musician

These rumors were complicated by the real history "resurrection" of little Niccolo, who fell into some kind of lethargic state and was almost buried, but sat in a coffin at the farewell ceremony.

Paganini himself never denied these rumors about ties with the devil, and, perhaps, even played along with the public, rightly believing that they only fueled interest in him and in his performances, and asked for fantastic fees. In the same Vienna, he then earned 800 times more from concerts than Schubert, who toured at the same time.

The reckoning came after death: because of the protests of local residents, Paganini, who died of tuberculosis, could not be buried for a very long time. He was denied a Catholic burial in Nice, where he died (moreover, the local bishop Domenico Galvani forbade to serve the funeral Mass for the famous musician), and in his native Genoa, and in a number of other Italian cities. As a result, Parma became his final resting place. It took 26 years from the moment of death to the normal burial of the remains.

But if Paganini was slandered by rumor, then another Italian composer and violin virtuoso, the Venetian Giuseppe Tartini, slandered himself: he assured him that Satan himself had played his sonata "Devil's Trill" in a dream, demanding his soul in return. And he regretted that he could not fully convey the melody played by the demon.


Louis-Leopold Boilly. Tartini's dream, 1824

In the twentieth century, the very famous jazz musician Robert Johnson himself spoke of the "magic crossroads" where he sold his soul to the "big black man" who taught him to play the blues and tuned his guitar. He even wrote some songs about it: "Me and the Devil Blue", "Hellhound on My Trail", "Cross Road Blues", "Up Jumped The Devil".

Perhaps Johnson alluded to the crafty African trickster god Legbu (Ellegua), who met people at the crossroads, but in the songs, as you can see, he called him the devil.

A funny story was also told about American General Jonathan Moulton (1726-1787) - that he sold his soul to the devil, who pledged to fill his boots with gold every month. But Moulton cut off their soles and put them over the hole in the basement. And when the general's house burned down, everyone decided that this was the revenge of the deceived devil.

And, of course, writers from different countries contributed to the creation of new legends. Faust was especially "lucky" in this sense: thanks to Goethe, he turned from a character of folk Germanic legends and fairy tales into an epic hero, continuing his adventures in the works of other authors. In Russia, for example, Pushkin ("A Scene from" Faust "), Bryusov (" Fiery Angel ") and even Lunacharsky (drama" Faust and the City ") made Faust a character in their works. Others hinted at him. Kuprin in the story "The Star of Solomon" once again played on the plot about Faust, the role of which is played by a poor official with a talent for cryptographer Ivan Tsvet. And his personal demon turns out to be an attorney Mephodium Isaevich Toffel.

Oddly enough, this mystical "antiscientific" plot was not forgotten in the USSR either. In Bulgakov's novel The Master and Margarita (published in the Soviet magazine Moskva in 1966), the heroine, having concluded an agreement with Woland, transfers her soul to his power and is deprived of the "right to light": only Woland can now decide her fate. And, unlike Tamara from M. Yu. Lermontov's poem "The Demon", she did not receive forgiveness.

The story of a poor coal miner. Petr Munch, who sold his soul for a bag of gold, became the plot of the "fairy tale told at night" in the film of the same name, filmed in the USSR based on the works of Wilhelm Hauff in 1981. True, the soul in this "fairy tale", out of harm's way, was replaced by the heart, and the role of the devil was played by the "Dutchman Michel" - the evil spirit of Pomerania.


A. Kalyagin as the Dutchman Michel. A still from the film "A Tale Told at Night".

Another (episodic) character in this film sold Michel a heart for luck while playing dice.

But in many modern works today, ironic and parody notes are often heard. An example is Terry Pratchett's novel "Eric" and the trilogy by R. Sheckley and R. Zelazny "The Story of the Red Demon" ("Bring me the head of a handsome prince", "If you were out of luck with Faust", "One Demon's Theater").

And even the creators of The Simpsons have found a neat way to lead Satan. The devil managed to buy Homer's soul for a donut, but his wife Marge presented a wedding photo at the court with the inscription that he gave his soul to her.

In general, it is worth recognizing that there are no examples of the successful sale of the soul to the devil in both church and secular literature, and in folk legends. Moreover, very often Satan's gifts and favors have proved useless and even harmful. Deals with him sometimes brought wealth and power, but never happiness. Contrary to popular belief, Bulgakov's Margarita did not receive happiness either. Having granted her and the Master "peace" and "eternal shelter", Woland deceived them: he condemned them to mortal melancholy and great boredom without any hope of leaving this small prison and getting out of the swamp of time that had stopped for them.
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  1. +1
    14 August 2020 05: 53
    All this, of course, is very informative and easy to read, but ... Does this definitely have something to do with Voenniy Obozreniye? I understand that religious quirks have become the reason for many wars over the past couple of thousand years, but still ...
    1. +2
      14 August 2020 06: 43
      I also question the existence of this article on VO.
      A world where everything is bought and sold. But if such a "booze" has gone, then it is necessary to discuss the topic of indulgences. Were there such deals in Orthodoxy?
      1. +2
        14 August 2020 07: 46
        Quote: igordok
        then it is necessary to discuss the topic of indulgences. Were there such deals in Orthodoxy?

        There was not and could not be such in Orthodoxy, these are Catholic inventions.
        As for the article, I liked some of the author's thoughts, namely - at the Last Judgment you will have to hope for mercy, but you yourself, of course, have to try to earn forgiveness.
        1. +14
          14 August 2020 08: 08
          There was not and could not be such in Orthodoxy, these are Catholic inventions.
          Lying is a sin.
          Since the XVI century. The Orthodox Church quite widely, although not officially, in penitential practice used "letters of permission" (Greek συϒχωροχα * ρτια), in many ways similar to indulgence. These letters receive the status of an official church document at the Council of Constantinople in 1727, the resolution of which reads: “The abandonment of sins in writing, which the Eastern Church of Christ calls“ letters of permission ”, and the Latins call“ indulgences ”... is given by Christ in the Holy Church. These permits are issued throughout the Catholic Church by the four most holy patriarchs: Constantinople, Alexandria, Antioch and Jerusalem. "
          1. -4
            14 August 2020 08: 24
            Oh well. Give examples from the history of the Russian Orthodox Church. Not from Wikipedia.
            1. +8
              14 August 2020 08: 50
              And in the Russian Orthodox Church, especially in our time, is there anything sacred? !!
              1. +1
                14 August 2020 08: 56
                Left. Ask the thousands of priests who work in the field every day without Rolex and executive Mercedes. They deal with drunkards, drug addicts, abandoned children, forgotten old people, and all those for whom neither the state nor our society cares ..
            2. +11
              14 August 2020 10: 35
              Wildebeest, wildebeest. Text not from Wikipedia. And you need to read carefully. Before the Council of Constantinople, the eastern patriarchs brought letters and sometimes printed them in Moscow. In 1655, 1000 letters were printed to Patriarch Gabriel, in 1668 to Patriarch Macarius - 2000. At the Council of Constantinople, the Russian Patriarchate did not receive the right to issue such letters, since it was abolished by Peter the Great even before him.
              A source. N. Likhachev, "On the Permits of the Eastern Patriarchs" (Moscow, 1893).
              1. -1
                14 August 2020 18: 33
                Was it a massive occurrence? Was the Orthodox Church in Russia selling to everyone? Did you build temples to help you out?
                1. +8
                  14 August 2020 18: 44
                  Muscovite, no verbal masturbation.
                  A certain Beaver 1982 categorically rejected the very possibility of indulgences in the Orthodox Church. When it turned out that this was not the case, you requested examples. I have given both examples and a source of information.
                  Now you are jolting, remembering the mass character.
                  I suggest you try it yourself. Good luck in exploring unknown pages of church history.
                  1. -4
                    15 August 2020 00: 40
                    Before being rude, I advise you to strain yourself and read my question carefully - give examples from the history of the Russian Orthodox Church. You slip me the Serbian and Antiochian patriarchs, and without specifying their numbering. The Greeks, in need of money and looking at Catholics, may have printed indulgences. Russians don't.
          2. +2
            14 August 2020 08: 25
            Quote: Undecim
            Since the XVI century. the Orthodox Church is quite wide

            In the Greek Churches, this must be stipulated, in 1838, the same Constantinople, and condemned such a practice. The shop was closed quickly.
            Moreover, such permits were issued only in four Churches.
            Quote: Undecim
            Lying is a sin.

            It is commendable, but it is also recommended to keep an eye on yourself.
            As the holy fathers teach, consider yourself the stupidest of all, and there will be peace in your soul.
          3. -1
            14 August 2020 18: 47
            What relation did the Constantinople, Alexandria, Antioch and Jerusalem Orthodox churches have to the Russian in 1727? laughing
      2. +2
        14 August 2020 10: 10
        Quote: igordok
        But if such a "booze" has gone, then it is necessary to discuss the topic of indulgences.

        then already an interesting topic of "eaters / eaters of sin".
    2. +8
      14 August 2020 07: 30
      Does this definitely have something to do with Military Review?
      But I'm wondering ... When the resource published the author's materials about the Spanish Inquisition, werewolves or the persecution of half-blood children in Norway, no one had such questions ... And suddenly!
      1. -4
        14 August 2020 07: 37
        The Inquisition, the persecution of half-blood children are still violent actions, from this side the owl seems to be pulling on the globe. And the sale of the soul to the devil somehow does not stretch at all. IMHO.
        1. +15
          14 August 2020 08: 07
          persecution of half-blood children
          Are we exactly talking about the same article?
          In addition, when a resource publishes, for example, an article by Shpakovsky devoted to food in the USSR, this does not cause an acute attack of schizomilitarism in anyone (not my term, coined on "Warhead"), but only light gastronomic nostalgia.
      2. +3
        14 August 2020 16: 07
        When the resource published the author's materials about the Spanish Inquisition,

        Inquisition ... they can be understood - everyone has fun as they can. wink
        1. +5
          14 August 2020 18: 36
          The Name of the Rose with such illustrations could have had even greater success.
          1. +3
            14 August 2020 19: 44
            "... And the maiden-roses we drink breath, -
            Maybe ... full of the Plague. " drinks
            1. +3
              14 August 2020 19: 57
              "And what does he care about everyone, he loves his Jenny,
              She looks from heaven, and he is ready for anything ”(c).
              1. +3
                14 August 2020 20: 09
                "The firmament was mockingly radiant and bright,
                When an American plane carrying the Devil's gift under its belly
                When the sparkling "Enola Gay"
                He threw his gift to the ground, to people. "(C)

                "Hello Jenny, hello Enola's mom. Your loving Paul." (signature on the photo).
                1. +5
                  14 August 2020 20: 15
                  “Yes, not all that is above from God -
                  And the people put out lighters ”(c).
                  1. +4
                    14 August 2020 20: 23
                    But it also happens like this:

                    "The parachutes rushed,
                    They took the weight.
                    The earth fluttered barely.
                    And below - divisions
                    "Edelweiss"
                    And "Dead Head".

                    The machines howled
                    As in the cold
                    Pistols hit at point blank range.
                    And the dead sun
                    On birch slings
                    It was disturbing to have a conversation.

                    And the Lord said:
                    - Hey, keys,
                    Open the gate to the garden.
                    I give a command
                    From dawn to dawn
                    To let the troops go to paradise ... "
                    1. +3
                      14 August 2020 21: 11
                      “And the guy is here too,
                      Among the shooters from "Edelweiss" (c).
        2. 0
          14 August 2020 20: 51
          Michael, are you sure that this one with a magnifying glass is looking for the devil's sorrow? I have a suspicion that he is looking at something else
    3. +2
      14 August 2020 09: 23
      Quote: Dalny V
      All this, of course, is very informative and easy to read, but ... Does this definitely have something to do with Voenniy Obozreniye? ...


      In 1751, the case of the person who wrote such a letter was examined military furrier Peter Krylov.

      There is also a divinely marked letter from a certain corporal Nikolai Serebryakov.


      It turns out that the military is more inclined to this procedure than civilians. As a caveat.
    4. +5
      14 August 2020 09: 30
      Not only a pretext. Personal quirks of military leaders (superstition, astrology, religiosity, etc.) directly affect decision-making and, as a rule, interfere with an adequate assessment of the situation. But sometimes, "justifying" a non-standard and risky decision, they can lead to success. The enemy did not expect illogical actions ...
      Article, PMSM, good (especially for Friday smile ), but it would be better if the author included examples of military leaders. In general, the topic of religion in military art is quite interesting.
      1. +2
        14 August 2020 19: 15
        They say that A. V. Suvorov was very religious and he sang in the Church choir.
  2. +5
    14 August 2020 08: 30
    I don’t remember who, but in my youth I read the story of some Western European science fiction writer, how one inhabitant decided to sell his soul to the devil. A messenger came to him in the form of a clerk with a price list. Since there was an overabundance of supply, and the soul of an ordinary burgher was not particularly valuable, he was offered either a one-time s.e.k. with a drunken housewife or one kiss from a TV star. Or something like that. No jewelry and dice winning skills)).
  3. +11
    14 August 2020 09: 09
    Who and when did the idea of ​​the special value of the human soul for the devil come to mind? And even more so any soul - not an ascetic of the level of St. Anthony and not an outstanding thinker like Faust. Satan might want to seduce these out of sport. But an ordinary person with all his advantages and disadvantages, overwhelmed by small and large passions, not too worthy desires, with a bunch of skeletons in the closet, has every chance of ending up in the underworld without the efforts of the unclean.

    Satan of course !. You put yourself in the shoes of an effective hell of a manager. Do you need to fulfill your shower plan? It is necessary! There are few Fausts, and these miserables are extremely unreliable raw materials. Today he will commit 20 life sentences, and tomorrow in church will write a confession will repent and forgive him. Or he will buy indulgences, for all the past and future, and therefore, having safely fumbled in a drunken fight, he will dump him into paradise, to his competitors (he would not have gotten away with a contract ...). And in hell the power is idle! So you have to take everything, indiscriminately - today they are big, but five, and tomorrow they are small, but three. laughing
  4. +3
    14 August 2020 09: 16
    Deals with him sometimes brought wealth and power, but happiness - never.


    And successful, happy deals are NEVER advertised. What for?!

    But failures, yes. Only about them the author has the opportunity to know.
    1. +1
      15 August 2020 10: 09
      Yes, happiness is generally an internal category. If you want to be happy - be it (K. Prutkov). Why is there some kind of Satan?
  5. +10
    14 August 2020 10: 03
    Given in hell, on the advice of devils.
    Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Leviathan, Astaroth. I certify the signatures and marks of the chief devil and my masters, the princes of the underworld. Scribe Baalberith

    No mind, no fantasies of Satanists laughing Leviathan - in Hebrew whale. Baalberit is an ally)))) Astaroth - from Astarte, also a Middle Eastern mulka. Beelzebub - apparently a distorted Baal Zevel - a scavenger. The origin of the name Lucifer is interesting - here, most likely, Latin or Germanic dialects
    1. +4
      14 August 2020 10: 53
      It turns out some kind of Odessa gatherings on the delivery))
      1. +4
        14 August 2020 11: 07
        In the port - Jews, Assyrians, a lost whale and a visiting Lucifer laughing
    2. +9
      14 August 2020 12: 00
      Quote: Krasnodar
      The origin of the name Lucifer is interesting - here, most likely, Latin or Germanic dialects

      It's Latin. "Bringer of light", as far as I remember. Such a paradoxical name, because Lucifer, according to the canonical interpretation, is a fallen ex-angel, demoted for wanting to move Himself from the divine throne. Accordingly, fell from heaven, in the form of a bright ball of smoke and fell into hell, leaving a huge crater / crack in the ground. Well, just like a classic meteorite.
      There he shook himself off, looked around - and realized that, in principle, you can live. And in general, it's better to be the first guy in the village than one of the many in the city)) Next - a classic set of shots from the same offended and underestimated.
      Quote: Krasnodar
      Astaroth - from Astarte, also a Middle Eastern mulka. Beelzebub - apparently a distorted Baal Zevel - a scavenger.

      Moloch, Asmodeus, Belial, Baal and other higher demons are the names of the pagan gods, carefully transferred by the founders of Christianity into their treatises and already recorded as an evil spirit. Well, it is difficult to expect a different attitude towards competitors in the cutting of the flock))
      1. +4
        14 August 2020 12: 04
        Thank you for Lucifer!
        I agree about competitors - Krasnodar wrote and checked what time Shabbat starts today laughing
        1. +4
          14 August 2020 12: 34
          I agree about competitors - Krasnodar wrote and checked what time Shabbat starts today

          and yet everything, even do nothing at all, no, no? wink drinks Then kebabs-wine! wink
          1. +4
            14 August 2020 12: 52
            Not this way. Any
            transformation
            , including cooking food, lighting a fire, doing agricultural work, writing and typing, you cannot do any financial transactions (including buying in a store or selling, say, on Avito). You can move furniture around the apartment, because this is family manipulation, and you can devote the Shabbat to the family. Actually, for me this is a family holiday - I don’t do everything that is connected with money, I completely devote a day (this week from 19:14 to 20:18) to children. The rest - I do not comply sad
            1. +5
              14 August 2020 13: 27
              The rest - I do not comply

              It’s wrong, but it’s right! drinks
              Therefore, I wish you all:
              including cooking food, lighting fire

              good kebabs from whatever you want! good drinks
              1. +4
                14 August 2020 13: 36
                Thank! Happy Savior!
                1. +4
                  14 August 2020 14: 04
                  Thank! Happy Savior!

                  Thank you heartfelt! drinks And you, from the heart!
        2. +3
          14 August 2020 18: 38
          And after sunset - no comment?
          1. +4
            14 August 2020 19: 19
            Comments are not finance. Saturday came a minute ago - Shabbat Shalom!
            1. +5
              14 August 2020 19: 26
              What about reading and writing? Or does it not count as entertainment?
              1. +4
                14 August 2020 19: 48
                The orthodox thinks - I don't laughing
                Everyone celebrates Saturday as he wants. According to the canons - I'm doing everything wrong. In fact - a day (day) dedicated to the family
      2. +1
        15 August 2020 10: 12
        Quote: Fedor Egoist
        Moloch, Asmodeus, Belial, Baal and other higher demons are the names of the pagan gods, carefully transferred by the founders of Christianity into their treatises and already recorded as an evil spirit. Well, it is difficult to expect a different attitude towards competitors in the cutting of the flock))

        That is why the devil has horns and hooves. If Christianity arose in Rome or Greece, it would have thrown lightning!
    3. +2
      14 August 2020 12: 47
      Quote: Krasnodar
      Lucifer - here already, most likely, Latin or Germanic dialects

      Lucifer - light (lat.)
    4. +6
      14 August 2020 13: 58
      here already, most likely, Latin
      Yes, Latin, lux - light, fero - carry. Lightbringer. Since the Romans considered Venus, visible only in the evening and in the morning, to be two different planets, the evening was called Vesper, the morning - Lucifer.
      1. +4
        14 August 2020 14: 14
        Quote: Undecim
        here already, most likely, Latin
        Yes, Latin, lux - light, fero - carry. Lightbringer. Since the Romans considered Venus, visible only in the evening and in the morning, to be two different planets, the evening was called Vesper, the morning - Lucifer.

        Oh you - interesting, thanks! good
  6. +5
    14 August 2020 10: 55
    In early August 2020, a number of media outlets reported about a 16-year-old schoolgirl from Vladivostok, who decided to sell her soul to the devil.
    .... Could it be about school reforms ...? And as a result: Russia, by God's grace, is a secular state ... smile
  7. +12
    14 August 2020 11: 31
    Who and when did the idea of ​​the special value of the human soul for the devil come to mind?

    I have already long ago expressed the idea that the Christian Church (and probably any monotheistic one) is too primitive and one-sided in the interpretation of God and his motivation to perform certain actions, completely denying him a sense of humor. And this is extremely strange - after all, any person in one degree or another or a form has it, which means there is a God, for "in the image and likeness." In addition, the presence of the Creator's sense of humor perfectly explains the divine motivation, in any case, the question "why" instead of the usual in this case indefinite amorphous "inscrutable ways of the Lord" can always be answered quite definite "for fun."
    If God also has a sense of humor, then the devil has it, this is also obvious.
    And here are two such entities, possessing sickly power in our world, watching us, trying to entertain themselves with this.
    Well, if God is bored, he, as a more powerful being, will send a hurricane or pestilence there, arrange a war, in short, he will bring some fuss. Curious. It's funny. But somehow too global. In addition, the costs are big - it takes a long time for the system to recover, often you can't play. We need to come up with some simpler entertainment, not so expensive.
    - Hey Antichrist, come here.
    - Wait, wait. Look, you see, there is now a volcano hollowing, let's see.
    - Come here, I say. Throw your volcano, boring. There is not a single lousy town nearby. I have an idea. Sit down.
    - Well, what is there? What's the idea?
    - I see you in this world - a nod towards our world - so interested. Come on, I'll give you the opportunity to go there periodically, and ... to do something. Well, some kind of fuss, there to arrange jokes ... Well, on the little things. Then you come back - you will tell.
    - Listen, I've dreamed of this for a long time, I was only afraid to ask. You are shaking something so much because of this world ... when was your first business trip?
    - You are ... Come on there without fanaticism, otherwise you will spoil the whole toy for me, repair it later. So, carefully, well, there, I talked to one, to the other ... understand?
    - Come on, I get it. Or maybe all the same ...
    - No, I said.
    Over time.
    - What? Forty virgins every night? Ha ha ha! Hilarious! The end won't dry up? Oh, so that you still have not dried up to do it? Well, come on, let's try ... Oooh, I can't! And what does this one want? Money again? Here is money you, devil, in vain thought up. Now nine out of ten ask them - it's boring. What is a soul?
    - Yes, I made it up to divert suspicions. Say, I propose not for nothing. Let them think it's a deal.
    - Ah ... Well, you are great. Soul ... Ridiculous. And the money must still be canceled. Think. And then you are tired - money, money, give money to everyone. Come on, what is there?
    laughing
    1. +8
      14 August 2020 12: 30
      We need to come up with some simpler entertainment, not so expensive.

      You need to write ... what I do not have such a lively thought than you, Mikhail ... And you have masterpieces for your mood! hi
      Your story is somewhat reminiscent of the stories of Bormor about the demiurge of Shambambukli and the demiurge of Mazuktu, who create worlds and play with people.
      - Look how everything is wonderfully arranged! - the demiurge Mazukta said proudly and nodded at his world.
      - Yes, very nice, - agreed the demiurge of Shambambukli.
      - Cute is not the right word!
      Mazukta opened a folder with a bunch of graphs and showed them to a friend.
      - Do you see what the level of well-being? Do science? And what about art and education? What about my popularity level? That's the same! There is only one little business left ...
      Mazukta reached out and pressed the button "Armageddon"
      - What for?! - shouted Shambambukli.
      Mazukta looked at him in surprise.
      - What do you mean, why? How do I get into the leaderboard if I don't complete the game?
      request
      I recommend, subtly philosophically, and with humor:
      http://warrax.net/2016/05/bormor2.html
      1. +8
        14 August 2020 13: 13
        Thanks, Nikolay. smile
        Sometimes you want to giggle, no offense to the author of the article.
        On the topic of the article, I recalled a bearded anecdote.
        The devil invites the new Russian to sell his soul after his death.
        - And what in return? - the businessman is interested.
        “Ask what you want,” the devil grins.
        - Aluminum carriage!
        - Already drove.
        - Yeah ... Well, okay ... Stop! Let's not have a train car!
        - Yes, no problem, already at the port. Load, send.
        - So ... And the soul after death? And what about aluminum now? Like aluminum, not hardware? For the soul? - the new Russian drumming his fingers on the table, scratching his shaved head. - Damn, I don’t understand anything ... Okay, I agree. But tell me - what's the catch?
        1. +8
          14 August 2020 13: 32
          On the topic of the article, I recalled a bearded anecdote.

          this anecdote needs to be told to the churchmen, it is extremely urgent - about money-grubbing and other goodies. I hope I haven't hurt anyone's feelings? No.
        2. +8
          14 August 2020 13: 34
          This is how Deripaska's career began! laughing
          1. +4
            14 August 2020 15: 28
            This is how Deripaska's career began!

            do you think Faust sold better? laughing
            1. +6
              14 August 2020 17: 48
              The steepest, all the same, bargained for Saint Wolfgang of Regensburg, mentioned in this article, who managed to sell not his own, but someone else's soul!
              the soul of the first being to cross the threshold of this temple.

              Naive as a baby, Faust did not even realize that it could have been that way too ...
            2. +2
              14 August 2020 19: 47
              Not "cooler", more interesting. Who is Faust, and where is Deripaska! In terms of world human culture ????
        3. +2
          15 August 2020 10: 53
          And I remember another anecdote on a similar topic. Only he is about a lawyer, to whom the devil offered to win all cases, but with a trick, on the condition that his parents die, and he sells his soul. He asked to think for three days, and now the third day is running out, and he still thinks "so what's the catch, damn it!"
          1. 0
            18 August 2020 12: 20
            Quote: Kwas
            And I remember another anecdote on a similar topic. Only he is about a lawyer, to whom the devil offered to win all cases, but with a trick, on the condition that his parents die, and he sells his soul. He asked to think for three days, and now the third day is running out, and he still thinks "so what's the catch, damn it!"

            Robert Sheckley. The story "The Limit of Desires" IMHO the best story about the deal with the devil. By the way, about a Jew. Available online.
    2. +6
      14 August 2020 14: 00
      Bravo Michael! It turned out great.
      Quote: Trilobite Master
      Well, if God is bored, he, as a more powerful being, will send a hurricane or pestilence there, arrange a war, in short, he will bring some fuss. Curious. It's funny. But somehow too global. In addition, the costs are big - it takes a long time for the system to recover, often you can't play. We need to come up with some simpler entertainment, not so expensive.
      - Hey Antichrist, come here.
      - Wait, wait. Look, you see, there is now a volcano hollowing, let's see.
      - Come here, I say. Throw your volcano, boring. There is not a single lousy town nearby. I have an idea. Sit down.
      - Well, what is there? What's the idea?
      - I see you in this world - a nod towards our world - so interested. Come on, I'll give you the opportunity to go there periodically, and ... to do something. Well, some kind of fuss, there to arrange jokes ... Well, on the little things. Then you come back - you will tell.
      - Listen, I've dreamed of this for a long time, I was only afraid to ask. You are shaking something so much because of this world ... when was your first business trip?
      - You are ... Come on there without fanaticism, otherwise you will spoil the whole toy for me, repair it later. So, carefully, well, there, I talked to one, to the other ... understand?
      - Come on, I get it. Or maybe all the same ...
      - No, I said.
      Over time.
      - What? Forty virgins every night? Ha ha ha! Hilarious! The end won't dry up? Oh, so that you still have not dried up to do it? Well, come on, let's try ... Oooh, I can't! And what does this one want? Money again? Here is money you, devil, in vain thought up. Now nine out of ten ask them - it's boring. What is a soul?
      - Yes, I made it up to divert suspicions. Say, I propose not for nothing. Let them think it's a deal.
      - Ah ... Well, you are great. Soul ... Ridiculous. And the money must still be canceled. Think. And then you are tired - money, money, give money to everyone. Come on, what is there?

      “Don't worry, Comrade Almighty! We must, so we will cancel! Gradually ... - Assured the Devil, and left, quietly whistling something very similar to the "Internationale" ...
    3. +5
      14 August 2020 16: 23
      Hi Michael! drinks
      We need to come up with some simpler entertainment, not so expensive.

      That's for sure!
    4. +3
      14 August 2020 19: 03
      Michael! hi
      Please, more specifically, what articles are incriminated to citizen Balda? And it's better not by numbers, but by names (I don't remember everything request )
      1. +2
        14 August 2020 20: 16
        So nothing has been proven, Anton. I would not bring charges on such a basis. smile
        Perhaps the booty craze and the pop on the forehead have nothing to do with it - a coincidence. And how can you prove Balda's intent to cause grievous bodily harm, because usually clicks on the forehead do not entail such consequences. Collusion with devils also needs to be proven. So everything can be here - from the complete absence of corpus delicti to aggravated murder, and if the devils are citizens of another state, then political motives are not excluded, which means terrorism. smile
        1. +4
          14 August 2020 20: 52
          Hmmm ... It all depends on the perseverance of the prosecutor, the passion of the lawyer and the commitment of the court.
          1. +3
            14 August 2020 21: 42
            Was there a physical impact? - It was.
            The forehead payment agreement was hardly drawn up in a proper manner.
            1. +2
              14 August 2020 21: 46
              The forehead payment agreement was hardly drawn up in a proper manner.
              Of course decorated! They made a contract in the market, in public. That is, even in Pushkin's times - everything is legal!
              1. +2
                14 August 2020 22: 01
                We hardly visited the yaryzhka.
                And what sane person will voluntarily go as a witness?
                1. +2
                  14 August 2020 22: 17
                  1. It depends in what sense is "yaryzhka" ...
                  2. Voluntarily - not voluntarily, but I had to testify about the registration of corpses, and more than once ... It happened so. Whoever found is the witness.
                  1. +3
                    14 August 2020 22: 29
                    Zemsky yaryzhka from the order, which could testify, depending on his interest.
                    1. +2
                      14 August 2020 22: 36
                      This is one interpretation of the term.
                      The other is a "gopnik", and not a "kid from the district", but a "stray" one.
                      1. +2
                        14 August 2020 22: 44
                        It is already possible to compose a dictionary. Explaining the lexicon of the XNUMXth century in modern slang.
                      2. +3
                        14 August 2020 23: 02
                        Well, I’m miserable, and sometimes it happens to level the "rams".
                      3. +2
                        14 August 2020 23: 08
                        This is already to the question of how the retelling of the plot would change in each century.
                      4. +3
                        14 August 2020 23: 30
                        Well, yes, Hansel and Gretel, who fled from their parents, discussing which of them to eat tomorrow morning, are much darker than the translation of the fairy tale b. Grimm
                      5. +2
                        14 August 2020 23: 37
                        Is the world getting more softness?
                      6. +2
                        14 August 2020 23: 53
                        Not. It's just that human feelings have ceased to be called by their proper names.
                        Pain, love, courage, self-sacrifice, cowardice, betrayal.
                      7. +2
                        15 August 2020 00: 22
                        And what was replaced?
          2. +2
            14 August 2020 21: 43
            And in general, this is not a hazel grouse and a shot from "The Bat".
            1. +2
              14 August 2020 21: 49
              Sergei! hi
              I didn't understand here ...
              1. +2
                14 August 2020 22: 00
                The lawyer counted the number of pellets and proved that nothing had got into the hazel grouse.

                But whether the priest's family applied for a medical examination in the prescribed manner is a question.
          3. +5
            14 August 2020 23: 09
            Anton, I'm naive, I thought that you were interested in the purely legal part of the issue, and not ... let's say, the realities of Russian legal proceedings.
            From the point of view of modern criminal procedure and forensic science, there are several issues in this case, without clarification of which legal qualification is impossible. What do we know?
            There was a contract. The contract was executed by both parties during the year. Balda worked, the priest provided work and fed. As a result, he should have received "three clicks on the forehead." (Without saying anything else, we don't even know what this "click" is.) The only thing we know for sure is that the priest voluntarily agreed to the execution: "the poor priest put his forehead."
            Further, solid riddles.
            I will reason like the investigator entrusted with the investigation of this case.
            1. The personality of the victim: characteristics from the place of work, from the place of residence, interrogations of relatives, acquaintances, neighbors regarding his character, inclinations, lifestyle.
            2. Personality of the suspect: the same, characteristics from previous places of work, study, whether he was previously brought to justice, etc. Psychological and psychiatric examination of the suspect for the presence of mental disorders, mental illness, dementia, etc.
            3. Examination of the victim's health, a causal relationship between damage to the mind and cracks. Anamnesis. The state of health until the moment of reckoning.
            4. The degree of awareness of the suspect about the state of health of the victim.
            5. All the circumstances of causing "cracks" - he jumped to the ceiling, lost his tongue - what was the expression (to understand whether Balda could and should have foreseen the onset of grave consequences).
            6. Interrogation of devils on the subject of the legality of the priest's demands, relations with Balda, the priest and his family.
            7. Other investigative actions.
            Without these actions, the final qualification is impossible.
            smile
            1. +2
              14 August 2020 23: 43
              Michael!
              The purely legal part of the question of the time of writing the opus is not very interesting to me (at the moment), because I understand that the Angular and Administrative Code, in those days, was regulated by local traditions.
        2. +4
          14 August 2020 21: 09
          Quote: Trilobite Master
          and if the devils are citizens of another state, then political motives are not excluded, which means terrorism.

          Quote: Trilobite Master
          and if the devils are citizens of another state, then political motives are not excluded, which means terrorism.

          Michael, I have to say! Perhaps this information will somehow help the investigation ... Judging by the name, it is Balda who is a citizen of another state. Namely, a guest worker from Central Asia. His real name is most likely Boltboy. It comes from the Turkic bolt - ax. In common parlance, it is quite acceptable for such a character, especially if he is hefty and stupid, for the sake of brevity, to be called "BoltA", which in Russian, quite naturally turns into the more pronounced "Balda". From the above, with a high degree of probability, it follows that the attempted assassination of the priest was committed by a certain Central Asian criminal, nicknamed "Bolta" (Ax).
          1. +2
            14 August 2020 21: 54
            Let's not expand confessional strife. In the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, this is interpreted by Article 282, up to 15 years of strict regime.
            1. +2
              14 August 2020 22: 11
              Where is the sectarian strife here? This is pure criminality!
              1. +2
                14 August 2020 22: 23
                It is you, Igor, the possibilities of Art. 282. The Criminal Code of the Russian Federation has little idea! And I'm very good!
                1. +1
                  15 August 2020 10: 58
                  And he himself is a citizen of a foreign state. I give a tooth!
                  1. +1
                    15 August 2020 11: 01
                    I give a tooth!
                    Not worth it, implants are expensive these days.
                    1. +1
                      15 August 2020 11: 17
                      Well, firstly, I'm still going to the dentist, and secondly, I know for sure!
                      1. +1
                        15 August 2020 11: 19
                        "Do you want to talk about it? " laughing
                      2. +2
                        15 August 2020 11: 23
                        No, in fact, just by the way I had to. And I know for sure because we have been friends with him for 30 years. Actually, with his submission, I'm hanging out here.
                      3. +1
                        15 August 2020 11: 25
                        Opppanki! What a twist! good
                      4. +2
                        15 August 2020 11: 31
                        We studied together. Faculty of Physics Tashkent State University, second half of the 1980s. And since then, a lot of things. For example, we sometimes fumble over the mountains.
                      5. +1
                        15 August 2020 11: 41
                        Faculty of Physics Tashkent State University,
                        Now I do not understand anything ... Igor has repeatedly called himself "a man exhausted by humanitarian education" ...
                      6. +1
                        15 August 2020 12: 22
                        Ask him about this yourself. You can remind him of our formulation "There are three kinds of sciences: natural, unnatural and unnatural."
                      7. +1
                        15 August 2020 13: 07
                        No, I have always said that "as a person spoiled by natural science education ..." I have nothing to do with a representative of unnatural sciences.
                      8. +1
                        15 August 2020 13: 11
                        I apologize!
                      9. +1
                        15 August 2020 13: 18
                        It would be for what!
                      10. 0
                        15 August 2020 18: 27
                        Sorry, sir. I apologize for the familiarity and "poking". Somehow it flew off the tongue (more precisely, off the fingers). I understood this only after sending it, well, I think, okay. But no. I myself am not touchy, and I don’t attach any importance to this, however, I try to address "you" by default. But alas, the desired does not always coincide with the reality, and my language is my enemy. Before injuring anyone because of this trifle, remember, even the Almighty has a sense of humor. Take the platypuses.
                      11. 0
                        15 August 2020 18: 39
                        "Sorry" is accepted, Constantine! drinks
                      12. 0
                        15 August 2020 19: 03
                        Meanwhile, I am not at all "sir", but very much even "miserable"
                      13. 0
                        15 August 2020 20: 05
                        Besides, I'm a jester! If I cannot laugh at myself, what right do I have to laugh at others?
                      14. 0
                        15 August 2020 22: 05
                        Quote: 3x3zsave
                        If I cannot laugh at myself, what right do I have to laugh at others?

                        In my opinion, this is exactly what the sense of humor consists in. The ability to laugh at yourself. Everyone knows how to handle others ...
                        And there are a lot of annoying gaps in my liberal arts education. For example, I don’t know what a "miserable" is.
                      15. 0
                        16 August 2020 16: 40
                        Victor Hugo, Les Misérables, original.
                      16. +1
                        15 August 2020 13: 27
                        Quote: Kwas
                        No, in fact, just by the way I had to. And I know for sure because we have been friends with him for 30 years. Actually, with his submission, I'm hanging out here.

                        Actually, Anton knows that I am from Tashkent.
                      17. +1
                        15 August 2020 13: 24
                        Quote: 3x3zsave
                        "Do you want to talk about it? " laughing

                        He's bored! laughing
                      18. +1
                        15 August 2020 13: 31
                        Does he "mow" under Faust? laughing
          2. +4
            14 August 2020 23: 14
            Quite possible. The source does not say anything about Balda's religion; he could well have been a Muslim guest worker. Not necessarily a criminal, of course, but so - quite. Moreover, this is indirectly evidenced by his ability to ride ...
            Yes, Igor, it is very possible that you are right. smile
            1. +4
              15 August 2020 00: 17
              Quote: Trilobite Master
              The source does not say anything about Balda's religion; he could well have been a Muslim guest worker.

              Why necessarily a Muslim? For a long time he could have been, in baptism, what kind of thread is Okakiy (you must admit, it does not fit, somehow, to take the priest into the workers of the Basurman), but
              "rattle" - "Balda" from him and did not come off.
              1. 0
                18 August 2020 12: 38
                Are you completely "stunned"? On the basis of one verse, a world conspiracy was built, with Arabs, Tatar-Mongols, okay, Hitler was not dragged along.
                Or is it sarcasm?
    5. +1
      15 August 2020 10: 47
      Cool!
      And as for the sense of humor - "I personally cannot believe in a God who is angry with me for not believing in him. I cannot believe in a God who has neither a sense of humor, nor common sense." (Somerset Maugham "Summing Up")
  8. +1
    14 August 2020 13: 28
    Quote: Krasnodar
    Given in hell, on the advice of devils.
    Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Leviathan, Astaroth. I certify the signatures and marks of the chief devil and my masters, the princes of the underworld. Scribe Baalberith

    No mind, no fantasies of Satanists laughing Leviathan - in Hebrew whale. Baalberit is an ally)))) Astaroth - from Astarte, also a Middle Eastern mulka. Beelzebub - apparently a distorted Baal Zevel - a scavenger. The origin of the name Lucifer is interesting - here, most likely, Latin or Germanic dialects

    הֵילֵל בֶּן-שָׁחַר. Son that glitters ...
    Lucifer is so poetic paraphrasing of poetic pre-phrasing. In the library of one of the institutions of the time of Elena, Constantine's mother I saw in Aramaic and Greek ... What I wrote.
    1. +4
      14 August 2020 13: 38
      Hillel Ben Shahar? So Shahar is Sunset. Glorious Sunset, i.e. decline?
  9. +4
    14 August 2020 13: 42
    Quote: Krasnodar
    Hillel Ben Shahar? So Shahar is Sunset

    So I was curious. And it seems I was not the only one who loved monastic wine. In Aramaic, that dawn, that sunset. It's not clear without context.
    I chose this neutral translation.
    1. +1
      14 August 2020 14: 17
      Aramaic should have Shahara - the ending A is added to all Semitic nouns)) Pulsa De Nur - Pellet Or (Nur is light in Arabic, fire, like) - is also close to the name of Lucifer laughing
  10. +7
    14 August 2020 14: 14
    already burned at the construction of bridges and other cathedrals (both of them, if you believe the legends, he built a lot)
    By the way, such a thing as "devil's bridge" deserves a separate article. Many ancient stone bridges in Europe, due to their uniqueness, received this "title" due to the fact that contemporaries considered the construction of such a bridge without the help of the devil unreal.
    One of the most famous of these bridges thanks to Suvorov is Teufelsbrücke at the Saint Gotthard Pass, Switzerland.
    1. +3
      14 August 2020 18: 42
      “Cooking is not my hobby.
      I build bridges over the abyss ”(c).
  11. +2
    14 August 2020 14: 35
    The greatest specialist in fighting and fooling devils and all kinds of evil spirits was the worker Balda.
    1. +10
      14 August 2020 16: 13
      Uh, don't tell ...
      It's not that simple there.
      Let's turn to the sources.
      Once upon a time there was a pop
      Fiber forehead.

      What does this characteristic mean? Stupid? Not really. Tolokno - flour, grains, crushed in a mortar. The work is difficult and energy intensive. The sweaty forehead was wiped off with a hand and soiled with flour. Hence the "thick forehead". Pop was an old man (at the end the author calls him an "old man"), forced to engage in hard work, in addition to his basic duties of worship. In addition, he is undoubtedly a successful fighter against evil spirits, for he managed to subdue the devils and obliged them to pay him a rent. So, before us is an elderly, family, hardworking man, zealously fulfilling his duties as a minister of worship. It is wrong to blame the priest for being stingy and greedy, because he, without even bargaining, agreed to the terms of employment offered to him by Balda himself.
      Who is Balda? The question is not idle. We do not know anything about him, except that he has remarkable physical strength and appetite:
      Eats for four
      Works for seven

      but at the same time he feeds exclusively on boiled wheat - spelled. At the same time, it is completely unknown where he appeared in the bazaar, where he met with the priest and where he went after the end of the story. Bad character. Performing work for the priest that any peasant can and should do, Balda tried to get into the trust of the priest and his family. He completely succeeded in the latter, but the priest himself, the further the plot developed, the more he felt distrust of Balda, than he demonstrated his insight, although insufficient, as it turned out.
      Further - an episode with a contest between Balda and the devil. Any sane person understands that it doesn't smell like a real competition here - both sides were playing violent activities, while not particularly caring even about creating the credibility, veracity of the depicted scene.
      Bottom line: the priest, as an honest and courageous person, true to his word, agrees to pay off Balda, who simply turns him into an incapacitated disabled person.
      And now attention, a question.
      Who benefited from such a development of events and such a conclusion? You don't have to think too much - only devils. It is quite obvious that the devils, who were defeated in the fight against the clergyman and were unable to cope with him, developed an operational combination with the introduction, which led to the actual elimination of the clergyman who interfered with them. Balda, in this case, undoubtedly, acted deliberately and not selflessly (the fate of the "rent" brought by him remains unknown, it is logical to assume that he was the "payment" for the elimination of the priest), is an agent of evil forces, objectively acting in her interests.
      The bottom line is the orphaned family of the priest (at least one minor child), the devils' hands untied and who knows where Balda has gone. However, the performers of such "dirty" operations that stain their hands in blood are also most often liquidated. The absence of any information about Balda further indirectly confirms this version.
      1. +6
        14 August 2020 16: 23
        The bottom line is the orphaned family of the priest (at least one minor child), the devils' hands untied and who knows where Balda has gone. However, the performers of such "dirty" operations that stain their hands in blood are also most often liquidated. The absence of any information about Balda further indirectly confirms this version.

        WHAT A TWIST! belay belay belay

        Hmm ... with the fifth point, I begin to quietly feel that bardarik carriages are not the worst thing that can happen in Russian history during the ripening period of tangerines... what Michael ... Bravo! good drinks
      2. +5
        14 August 2020 17: 15
        Balda, in secret conspiracy with the devils, undermined the collegiality of the Orthodox family and perpetrated physical violence against a representative of the Russian clergy. Here, comrades, "star-striped six-pointed ears" clearly stick out (c) the Masters of the West, the eternal enemies of the Hyperborean hyperethnos! A descendant of a certain Falashmur Abram with an anti-imperial surname Hannibal introduced this story into the analys of supercivilization for the sake of decaying the conciliarity and spirituality of Tartary - so we will anathematize him by the world! am
        1. +6
          14 August 2020 18: 32
          Quote: Krasnodar
          Here, comrades, "star-striped six-pointed ears" clearly stick out

          Let's do it this way: they were Russian devils, Russian pop and Russian Balda. Let the Jews rest somewhere. We will assume that Abram Hannibal was Ibrahim and an Abyssinian, while Pushkin had no Jewish roots. This he, one might say, clearly demonstrates in the poem "Christ is risen, my Rebekah".
          To be honest, I am already tired of the "Jewish question" utterly. Constantly, not from one side, but from the other side, someone raises it. I just want to postebatsya, without a sort of "national flavor", easy and relaxed.
          1. +3
            14 August 2020 19: 18
            OK. It's just that black life means something too! soldier
            1. +6
              14 August 2020 20: 08
              No more than any other, as for me. smile
              1. +5
                14 August 2020 20: 15
                Quite right)) In general, nonsense - segregation is the opposite
          2. +1
            16 August 2020 20: 29
            To be honest, I am already tired of the "Jewish question" utterly.

            no. Well him.
            I just want to postebatsya, without a sort of "national flavor", easy and relaxed.

            we do this with the whole company, regardless of nationality, place of residence and occupation. drinks The world is WE! (as a certain Mikado said) drinks
            perpetrated physical violence against a representative of the Russian clergy.

            The Church has nothing to do with God. I am against violence, but it does not hurt to beat and expropriate.
        2. +3
          14 August 2020 18: 38
          Balda (real surname Aaron Shmulevich Fegenbochen)
          1. +5
            14 August 2020 20: 16
            Srul (Israel) Trachtenberg-Dial
            1. +4
              14 August 2020 22: 55
              (Israel)
              "You are a scoundrel, Israel Hands!" laughing
              But, not so long ago, the deceased R. Trachtenberg, formulated, 15 years ago, one simple truth: "God is one, providers are different."
            2. +2
              18 August 2020 12: 54
              Quote: Krasnodar
              Srul (Israel) Trachtenberg-Dial

              Yes, there is no such word that could not be the name of a Jew. ;)
        3. +7
          14 August 2020 18: 50
          introduced this story into anal
          Apparently you mean "annals"? Since "to introduce into the anal" is somewhat from another opera.
          1. +5
            14 August 2020 19: 18
            They have implemented it. To another opera. ))
            1. 0
              16 August 2020 20: 25
              They have implemented it. To another opera. ))

              this is to the Sea Cat. He knows a bunch of recipes. laughing drinks
      3. +4
        14 August 2020 19: 30
        Mikhail, in fact, there is another version of Balda-V. A. Zhukovsky "About the stunned merchant". Do you know her?
        1. +4
          14 August 2020 20: 09
          Quote: Astra wild
          there is another version of Balda

          I barely remembered this one ... smile
          I'll take a look.
  12. +4
    14 August 2020 16: 03
    In early August 2020, a number of media outlets reported about a 16-year-old schoolgirl from Vladivostok, who decided to sell her soul to the devil.

    However, the girl has either a rich imagination, or impenetrable stupidity, and this is in the twenty-first century. laughing
    Although ... the devil is for a woman, it's a temptation for all time. request

    Thank you very much Valery! smile
    1. +4
      14 August 2020 16: 59
      Our affectionate enemy lives in the iron palace of sin:
      He has hooves and a tail, and a vest is embroidered in gold,
      And somewhere a maiden of fifteen is in love with him,
      Because with neighbors it is boring, but with him - maybe not.

      Let's hit the raspberry ring; save all the virgins from him, the scoundrel;
      Let's put them all under lock and key, and we will attach a seal to the doors.
      But virgins are morally strong and passion does not like to be bored,
      And they themselves will build the palace, and find how to call the tenant.
      (C)
      1. +5
        14 August 2020 17: 15
        "On a rainy evening, in the evening in the evening,
        When the pilots, frankly, have nothing to do ... "(C)
        1. +4
          14 August 2020 19: 50
          Looks like Germany from the Deutschland clip))
          1. +1
            14 August 2020 21: 42
            She looks like a good dyed (I almost said, "perhydrol") mulatto.
            1. +1
              16 August 2020 20: 30
              She looks like a good dyed (I almost said, "perhydrol") mulatto.

              Uncle Kostya suggested a politically correct witch who does not insult the feelings of Africans! request
        2. +2
          14 August 2020 21: 35
          Konstantin "Cat" where did you find this witch?
          1. +3
            15 August 2020 00: 31
            Why look for them, they themselves flock to the light. wink
            1. +3
              16 August 2020 20: 31
              themselves flock to the light.

              tell me honestly - to your pond? wink we will not tell the wife! drinks
              1. +3
                16 August 2020 21: 37
                Mykola, you are a city man, and here is a village, say, do not speak, but everyone knows everything about everyone: who, where, when, whom and how many times. laughing
                I have not yet finally released into the "circulation", but, as the Mexican basmach ataman Culvera said, "The days of happy hunting are long over ..." drinks
                1. +3
                  16 August 2020 23: 33
                  But what about the classic: "The old horse will not spoil the furrow"? Continuation, however, also did not forget.
                  1. +2
                    17 August 2020 05: 41
                    "Young people have a road everywhere!" I remember the continuation too. smile
    2. +3
      15 August 2020 11: 09
      Quote: Sea Cat
      However, the girl has either a rich imagination, or impenetrable stupidity, and this is in the twenty-first century.

      The impressive financial losses make the version of impenetrable stupidity more plausible. Which is very typical for our XXI century!
  13. VLR
    +6
    14 August 2020 19: 21
    The book "Three Worlds of Solitude", which I quoted in the story about the magic circle and the formula for summoning the demon, is here in good quality, anyone interested can download it in fb-2.
    And look on vacation or on the road. True, this is a pretty serious thing with a lot of real history, mythology and geography of different countries.


    https://readli.net/tri-mira-odinochestva-2/


    1. +4
      14 August 2020 21: 38
      Where can I download? And, "how mach"? I will not pay to the right-wing authorities !!! For you personally, Valery, "royalty" is a must!
      1. VLR
        +3
        14 August 2020 21: 53
        Follow the link - insert into the address bar:
        https://readli.net/tri-mira-odinochestva-2/
        This is a free library
        1. +3
          14 August 2020 22: 04
          Valery! A matter of principle. I'm willing to pay authors, but I don't want to support outbidding.
          I am an honest pirate! In this regard, if you indicate the amount that I owe you for this book and the number of the bank asset to which you can transfer funds, I will gladly do this.
          1. VLR
            +3
            14 August 2020 22: 55
            Anton, I give it to you (and to everyone else too), I will be glad if you read it. And, if you want, I will then give a link to the continuation (end); "Three Worlds of Hope" - this book turned out to be much more fictional, less history, geography and mythology, a lot
            adventurous action. And its chapters, in addition, turned out to be written in different genres - classic fantasy, sea adventure, thriller, modern political detective, parody, there are even several chapters, as if taken from a women's novel, because the heroine unexpectedly fell in love for me.
            1. +3
              14 August 2020 23: 08
              Valery! You can not do it this way! Trust the "old pirate" !!! Further, in a personal.
    2. 0
      15 August 2020 11: 12
      But our Lukyanenko also has a story on this topic. "I'm in no hurry" is called.
  14. +3
    14 August 2020 19: 22
    Valery, you have described the sale of your soul in such detail that I am afraid: what if your soul will not be allowed into heaven? And she will be stuck between heaven and hell.
    Kidding
    1. +4
      14 August 2020 19: 37
      It was already. Wandering Jew. Already, how rotten Jews were in Spain and Germany (in the latter, over a millennium), all one, "Eternal Jid" was shot by the Petliurites (according to Ilf and Petrov)
      1. +3
        14 August 2020 19: 59
        "Eternal Jid" was shot by Petliurites

        These can, easily ...
  15. +2
    14 August 2020 21: 33
    "Unlike Russia, from the poem" The Demon "by Mikhail Lermontov, she did not receive forgiveness." Worried in vain: Margarita got her lover, enlisted Woland's support, and he respected Margarita in his own way, she didn't need anything else.
    If some idiot irritates Margarita then .... I don't envy him.
    I liked Margarita performed by Anna Dymna, from the Polish film adaptation
  16. +3
    14 August 2020 23: 31
    A document signed by several demons at once was discovered in France during the investigation of the Urban Grandier case. This cleric, the nuns of the Ludna Monastery of the Ursulines, were accused of bewitching them by throwing a bouquet of flowers over the fence.
    Asmodeus seemed to the judges a credible witness, and in 1634 Grandier was burned at the stake.
    Many researchers believe that the real reason for Grandier's condemnation was not the hysterical ravings of anxious nuns, but the strained relationship between this cleric and Cardinal Richelieu.
    At one time I read a lot about this process. In short, Urbain (and not Urban) Grandier was accused of devil worship, witchcraft, participation in sabbaths with human sacrifices. The first trial ended in nothing, but on the personal order of Richelieu, Urbain was arrested again. So yes, a certain document was presented at the trial, designated as the "Agreement with the Devil." But the author was a little mistaken - the decisive evidence against Grandier was not Asmodeus, but (attention, drum roll!) The testimony of demons who talked to the judges with the help of an exorcist, who at the trial introduced the allegedly "bewitched" Ursuline nuns into a trance, summoned those who were sitting in them demons and forced to answer the questions of the court. The demons naturally surrendered Grandier with "guts". The verdict was unambiguous and quite expected. On August 18, 1634, in the city of Luden, he was burnt alive. It is not known for certain whether he confessed under torture, but at the trial Urbain did not admit his guilt, but spoke in the spirit that he understands who is behind this process (read Richelieu) and does not count on leniency. He was given the opportunity to make peace with the church (then he would have been strangled first, and then his body burned), but the nuns began splashing water in his face during his speech and his speech "was not counted." Urbain Grandier paid the price for openly opposing Richelieu's policies and even writing several satirical and political pamphlets against him.
  17. 0
    16 August 2020 20: 45
    God is already throwing the abomination of Satan and his henchmen into hell! His time on Earth is over! We curse Iblis and his army! We did not regret, we do not regret and we will not regret these Satan-Shaitan-dead abominations !!!
    God is already throwing satan into hell! His time on Earth was over!
    We curse satan and his army!
    ! إن الله يلق إبليس وجنوده في جهنم. نحن نلعن إبليس وجنوده
    Satan-shaitan - looks like a long shit, but is presented as a serpent. It wraps around the soul of a person and squeezes, generates on the energy points of a person, causing various pains and diseases! Do not be afraid of him and DO NOT TALK to him! Pray to GOD ONE, bow down and serve HIM ONE !!!!!!!!!
    When a person hears a squeaky voice, and does not see who is speaking, then he hears Satan-Shaitan-dead-abomination!
    Or, some people see how people come to them in a vision, and these are sayatino-shayatino-dohlo-abominations !!!
    They are the ones who deceive Muslims, Christians, Jews, and other people, telling them that they are from GOD, and make them commit crimes !!!
    Do not obey them, and bow to the Lord GOD ONE and serve, and hope and pray to HIM ONE !!!!!!!!!!
    No schizo - NO! This satan-shaitan-jino-abomination is capturing people, dragging them into their energetic world! Human consciousness jumps from the energetic world to the mundane, and acting on energy points, they cause pain in the body. DO NOT talk to them !!! Do not be afraid of them and curse them !!! Bow down and serve GOD ONE, pray to HIM ONE, HE will only help !!! I already went through this !!!! And this is only a test of GOD !!!! In no case, do not try to negotiate with them - only aggravate your situation !!! Imam Allagu - Washslaul
  18. 0
    1 September 2020 20: 42
    In the Name of Allagi - AL Seen by mercies, AL Seen by mercies, Who was revealed in the Torah as IGUG ALGI, in the Gospel as ILGI, in Al Kur-1anu as ILAGI of people!
    I praise, I praise, I thank Allagu - the All-Primordial, All-Energetic, All-Spiritual, All-Creating, All-True in the greatest and in the smallest, the All-Life Creator of everything and everyone !!!!!!!!!!
    Today has come DAY - Uakti Magluumi - the day of the end of the stay of Iblis and his troops on Earth !!!
    The army of GOD continues to destroy the satan-shaitan-shayatino-ibliso-miliso-dohlo-abominations and their spies RESSELELY in various accidents, catastrophes, ripping out their souls - so that they die terribly painfully, for their days on this Earth ENDED for hatred of GOD! !!!!!!!! Whoever earns what gets it!
    When a person hears a squeaky voice, and does not see who is speaking, then he hears Satan-Shaitan-dead-abomination!
    Or, some people see how people come to them in a vision, and these are sayatino-shayatino-dohlo-abominations !!!
    They are the ones who deceive Muslims, Christians, Jews, and other people, telling them that they are from GOD, and make them commit crimes !!!
    No schizo - NO! This satan-shaitan-jino-abomination captures people, drags them into their energetic world! Human consciousness jumps from the energy world to the mundane, and acting on energy points, they cause pain in the body. DO NOT talk to them !!! Do not be afraid of them and curse them !!! Bow down and serve GOD ONE, pray to HIM ONE, HE will only help !!! I already went through this !!!! And this is only a test of GOD !!!! In no case, do not try to negotiate with them - only aggravate your situation !!!
    Do not obey them, and bow to the Lord GOD ONE and serve, and hope and pray to HIM ONE !!!!!!!!!!
    In the Torah there is an ORDER OF GOD: Those who hate me, I punish in children, their children - up to the fourth generation! That it would be very painful for those who hate GOD, WHO is the LIGHT OF MIND of heaven and earth, WHO gives life and blessings to everyone !!!!!!!!! You can't speak dirty words to GOD !!!!!!!! Everything you say is RECORDED and the JUDGMENT of GOD is made !!! There is a Seraph of Death on Earth who carries out sentences !!!!!!!!! Example: at the peak of fame, John Lennon said that they are already more popular than Jesus, for which he was DESTROYED!
    I did not regret, I don’t regret it, and I don’t regret these satan-shaytan-shayatino-dohlo-abominations !!!!!!!!!
    Imam Allagu - Washslaul
  19. 0
    12 September 2020 19: 26
    In the Name of Allagi - AL Seen by mercies, AL Seen by mercies, Who was revealed in the Torah as IGUG ALGI, in the Gospel as ILGI, in Al Kur-1anu as ILAGI of people!
    I praise, I praise, I thank Allagu - the All-Primordial, All-Energetic, All-Spiritual, All-Creating, All-True in the greatest and in the smallest, the All-Life Creator of everything and everyone !!!!!!!!!!
    Today has come DAY - Uakti Magluumi - the day of the end of the stay of Iblis and his troops on Earth !!!
    The army of GOD continues to destroy the satan-shaitan-shayatino-ibliso-miliso-dohlo-abominations and their spies RESSELELY in various accidents, catastrophes, ripping out their souls - so that they die terribly painfully, for their days on this Earth ENDED for hatred of GOD! !!!!!!!! Whoever earns what gets it!
    When a person hears a squeaky voice, and does not see who is speaking, then he hears Satan-Shaitan-dead-abomination!
    Or, some people see how people come to them in a vision, and these are sayatino-shayatino-dohlo-abominations !!!
    They are the ones who deceive Muslims, Christians, Jews, and other people, telling them that they are from GOD, and make them commit crimes !!!
    No schizo - NO! This satan-shaitan-jino-abomination captures people, drags them into their energetic world! Human consciousness jumps from the energy world to the mundane, and acting on energy points, they cause pain in the body. DO NOT talk to them !!! Do not be afraid of them and curse them !!! Bow down and serve GOD ONE, pray to HIM ONE, HE will only help !!! I already went through this !!!! And this is only a test of GOD !!!! In no case, do not try to agree with them - aggravate your situation !!!
    Do not obey them, and bow to the Lord GOD ONE and serve, and hope and pray to HIM ONE !!!!!!!!!!
    In the Torah there is an ORDER OF GOD: Those who hate me, I punish in children, their children - up to the fourth generation! That it would be very painful for those who hate GOD, WHO is the LIGHT OF MIND of heaven and earth, WHO gives life and blessings to everyone !!!!!!!!! You can't speak dirty words to GOD !!!!!!!! Everything you say is RECORDED and the JUDGMENT of GOD is made !!! There is a Seraph of Death on Earth who carries out sentences !!!!!!!!! Example: at the peak of fame, John Lennon said that they are already more popular than Jesus, for which he was DESTROYED!
    Earth is the Archangel who destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, and also the Archangel of Death, whom I saw in a dream-vision !!!
    I did not regret, I don’t regret it, and I don’t regret these satan-shaytan-shayatino-dohlo-abominations !!!!!!!!!
    Imam Allagu - Washslaul
  20. 0
    29 September 2020 19: 50
    In the Name of Allagi - AL Visible by mercies, AL Visible by mercies, Who revealed in the Torah as IGUG ALGI, in the Gospel as ILGI, in Al Kur-1anu as ILAGI of people! in the biggest and in the smallest, the All-life-creator of everything and everyone !!!!!!!!!! Today has come DAY - Uakti Magluumi - the day of the end of the stay of Iblis and his troops on Earth !!! We curse them !!!!!!!!! The army of GOD continues to destroy the satan-shaitan-shayatino-iblis-abominations and their spies RESSELELY in accidents, catastrophes, ripping out their souls - so that they die terribly painfully, for their days on this Earth are ENDED , for the hatred of GOD !!!!!!!!! Whoever earns what will get it! When a person hears a squeaky voice, but does not see who speaks, then he hears Satan-Shaitan-abomination! Or, some people see how people come to them in a vision, and this is Sayatino-Shayatino-dohlo - abomination !!! They deceive Muslims, Christians, Jews, and other people, telling them that they are from GOD, and make them commit crimes !!! No schizo - NO! This satan-shaitan-jino-abomination is capturing people, dragging them into their energetic world! Human consciousness jumps from the energetic world to the mundane, and acting on energy points, they cause pain in the body. DO NOT talk to them !!! Do not be afraid of them and curse them !!! Bow down and serve GOD ONE, pray to HIM ONE, HE will only help !!! I already went through this !!!! And this is only a test of GOD !!!! In no case, do not try to negotiate with them - only aggravate your situation !!! Do not obey them, and bow to the Lord GOD ONE and serve, and hope and pray to HIM ONE !!!!!!!!!! GOD'S ORDER: Those who hate me, I punish in children, children of their children - up to the fourth generation! To make it very painful for those who hate GOD, WHO is the LIGHT OF MIND of heaven and earth, WHO gives life and blessings to everyone !!!!!!!!! You can't speak dirty words to GOD !!!!!!!! Everything you say is RECORDED and GOD'S JUDGMENT is made !!! There is a Seraph of Death on Earth who carries out sentences !!!!!!!!! Example: at the peak of fame, John Lennon said that they were already more popular than Jesus, for which he was DESTROYED! Also, the Earth is the Archangel who destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, and also the Archangel of Death, whom I saw in a dream-vision !!! !!! To Imam Allagu - Waschslaul
  21. 0
    5 November 2020 17: 11
    Quote: Dalny V
    but ... it definitely has to do with


    Of course it does!
    After all, we are discussing on the website those who sold the Soul to the Devil: Gorbachev, Yeltsin, Chubais.
    No one doubts that they have sold their immortal souls to Satan.
    The article is amazingly good!
    Very pleased with the passage about the Simpsons

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