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Canadian Department of Defense announces tender for live lawn mowers

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Canadian Department of Defense announces tender for live lawn mowers

Today is Saturday, so a little from the topic: "And it happens." According to the press service of the military department of Canada, the Ministry of National Defense announced a tender for ... organization of cattle grazing.


According to the terms of the tender, applicants for victory must arrange for grazing pets to service Cold Lake airbase in Alberta. At the same time, it is specified that under the terms of the tender, the herd should not exceed 250 heads, while 70% of the livestock should be represented by goats, and 30% - by sheep.

As explained, livestock will be used to control vegetation at the air base, all the more so that the Canadian military already has successful experience in using pets as a "lawn mower." Several years ago, livestock in that capacity was already used at Comox Air Base in British Columbia.

We need to clean the grass in areas with a specific relief, where the work of people with trimmers takes several days. But you can send cattle to the same territory, which will save us much more grass from grass, and neither slope, nor drainage ditches, nor any other obstacles that interfere with the work of people, goats and sheep is not an obstacle

- said in a statement.

It is emphasized that the personnel of the air base will be involved in the care of the territory, but only in situations such as snow removal and lawn mowing, while animals will control the wild vegetation.
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  1. lwxx
    lwxx 11 July 2020 19: 03
    -20 qualifying.
    Well, yes, the news. But the news from Khabarovsk and Komsomolsk, as well as of.channels keep silent. There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.
    1. Insurgent
      Insurgent 11 July 2020 19: 06
      +1
      it is specified that under the terms of the tender, the herd should not exceed 250 goals, while 70% of the livestock should be represented by goats, and 30% - by sheep

      What's this,"new trends","livestock quotas"? belay
      1. zadorin1974
        zadorin1974 11 July 2020 21: 42
        +9
        Greetings insurgent. There are no "new trends". Goats devour almost any grass, and sheep, due to the structure of the hooves, trample it, after which it grows poorly. My colleague, having retired from injury, decided to start breeding fine-wool I rented land, bought livestock, but after the first season of walking, the pastures turned into virgin lands almost, and the wool with our buries turned into a terrible lump. In general, it did not work))))).
        1. tihonmarine
          tihonmarine 11 July 2020 22: 31
          +1
          Quote: zadorin1974
          I leased the land, bought livestock, but after the first season of walking the pastures turned into virgin lands almost, and the wool with our burrs became a terrible lump.

          Before the revolution, it was forbidden to keep sheep and co in the steppes, only paired ungulates. You can read about it Gilyarlvskogo.
          1. seregatara1969
            seregatara1969 12 July 2020 00: 43
            +4
            Read, the sheep is artiodactyl. Only she eats with her teeth all the grass under the root.
          2. zadorin1974
            zadorin1974 12 July 2020 02: 21
            +2
            Good Vlad. We are far from the steppes)))) The Urals. Gilyarovsky only had "Moscow and Muscovites". It's just that you shouldn't start a business with a swoop, even with great enthusiasm, it's not chess, you have to think here))))))
            1. tihonmarine
              tihonmarine 12 July 2020 06: 36
              +1
              Quote: zadorin1974
              . In Gilyarovsky only "Moscow and Muscovites" came across.

              You shouldn’t be so, he has something else, just when he ran away from home, he worked at a horse-breeder in the Salsk steppes.
          3. Krasnoyarsk
            Krasnoyarsk 12 July 2020 07: 52
            0
            Quote: tihonmarine

            Before the revolution, it was forbidden to keep sheep and co in the steppes, only paired ungulates. You can read about it Gilyarlvskogo.

            Kazakhstan and Central Asia probably did not know about this. Therefore, the main livestock there, namely, sheep.
        2. Simargl
          Simargl 12 July 2020 06: 00
          +1
          Quote: zadorin1974
          , and the wool with our feathers is a terrible lump
          In Australia, blankets are covered for this. 40 years already. And before the "haircut" they gave some rubbish - the wool itself fell out ...
      2. Revolver
        Revolver 12 July 2020 00: 47
        +3
        Quote: Insurgent
        it is specified that under the terms of the tender, the herd should not exceed 250 goals, while 70% of the livestock should be represented by goats, and 30% - by sheep

        What's this,"new trends","livestock quotas"? belay

        Sheep are very sensitive to the quality of food, but what they eat, they cut under the root. But goats eat everything. Including poison ivy, this is such a creature that is found only in North America, and your happiness is that Eurasia does not have this rubbish yet. Nettle next to her - so, children's fun, touch - then a week skin blisters, at least smear, at least some pills eat. If it is overgrown somewhere, then the person with the clipper will wear something similar to the OZK, so that a piece of the skin does not accidentally bounce off or splash juice. And goats, it seems, are immune to this.
        1. zadorin1974
          zadorin1974 12 July 2020 02: 27
          +3
          Greetings to Nagan. You probably still haven’t seen a deer after the migration of the tundra)))) It's not like a reindeer moss, not a mouse or a lemming, you will not find bare land.
        2. Free wind
          Free wind 12 July 2020 07: 21
          0
          We have monoecious nettle, maybe this is it, the worst thing. Punches through canvas gloves.
          1. Revolver
            Revolver 12 July 2020 19: 45
            0
            Quote: Free Wind
            We have monoecious nettle, maybe this is it, the worst thing.

            Well, I remember. Burnt. But the nettle will burn immediately, a little touch, like a warning so that it does not go further. And poison ivy begins to be felt after a couple of hours. Another mechanism of exposure provokes a powerful allergic reaction. Fresh and fallen leaves are dangerous in autumn, and completely shrunken, and even smoke from burning.
            In my yard, once this began to grow, but I did not notice and mowed along with grass. It can be seen that some scraps flew to my feet, and I was in shorts for the summer. And then, with his bare hand, he scooped out the remains of grass from the mower. Then there was a fun week, I ate the maximum doses of an antihistamine (such as diphenhydramine, causes drowsiness), and smeared some rubbish like prednisone, only stronger, according to the prescription, and still itched like never before or after. Then he found where this rubbish tried to grow up, pulled it out with a rubber gloved hand, and so he threw it with the glove into a garbage can, wrapping it in 3 plastic bags.
            And it looks harmless and beautiful. This type of ivy, only the leaves are built, scrambles up the trees, and if you do not follow it, it suffocates and kills them. It is especially beautiful in the fall, the leaves turn bright red or orange.
        3. Simargl
          Simargl 12 July 2020 12: 49
          0
          Quote: Nagan
          Including poison ivy, this is such a creature that is found only in North America, and it’s your happiness that Eurasia does not have this rubbish yet.
          We have a hogweed.
          1. Rzzz
            Rzzz 12 July 2020 23: 32
            0
            Quote: Simargl
            We have a hogweed.

            Lambs and hogweed are quite normal.
      3. halpat
        halpat 12 July 2020 09: 19
        +1
        Quote: Insurgent
        it is specified that under the terms of the tender, the herd should not exceed 250 goals, while 70% of the livestock should be represented by goats, and 30% - by sheep

        What's this,"new trends","livestock quotas"? belay

        Greta Tunberg is not on them.
        The worst thing about Greta is airplanes, livestock, and spending bamboo sticks (trees) in Asia.
        And it doesn’t matter that bamboo is actually grass, but the toilet paper, with which it wipes the entire civilized ass world, is made of trees.
    2. Lopatov
      Lopatov 11 July 2020 19: 09
      +8
      Quote: lwxx
      There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.

      Under the slogan "Rafik noninouen?"

      By the way, well done. Now he will receive for his art on the upper bar
      1. 72jora72
        72jora72 11 July 2020 20: 24
        +1
        Under the slogan "Rafik noninouen?"

        By the way, well done. Now he will receive for his art on the upper bar
        By the way, in Khabarovsk the majority of the population is for the governor, this is for you information.
        1. olegfbi
          olegfbi 11 July 2020 20: 30
          +9
          By the way, in Khabarovsk, the majority of the population is for the governor, this is for you information

          This is a purely subjective opinion. Perhaps people see something good in this governor, but this does not mean at all innocence on imputed grave PAN-CRIMINAL articles.
          The accusation is not closely related even to the economy, and let us be silent about politics altogether ...
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        2. Lopatov
          Lopatov 12 July 2020 07: 38
          0
          Quote: 72jora72
          By the way, in Khabarovsk the majority of the population is for the governor, this is for you information.

          Well done, what else to say ....
          And, probably, the most popular music in Khabarovsk is chanson?
          1. 72jora72
            72jora72 13 July 2020 18: 43
            0
            Well done, what else to say ....
            And, probably, the most popular music in Khabarovsk is chanson?
            And instead of insulting the population of the whole region, take and ask what this person did for people in two years.
            1. Lopatov
              Lopatov 13 July 2020 18: 52
              -1
              Quote: 72jora72
              And you instead of insulting the population of the whole region,

              Insult?
              No, I’m still very, very carefully speaking about their mental abilities ....
              I think about such "justifiers" much, much worse

              Quote: 72jora72
              ask what this person did for people in two years.

              Who cares?
              Whatever he does, this does not justify killing.
              1. 72jora72
                72jora72 13 July 2020 22: 11
                0
                Whatever he does, this does not justify killing.
                Was there a court and a sentence? And the competent authorities for 16 years, neither sleep nor spirit wink ? I beg of you........
                1. Lopatov
                  Lopatov 13 July 2020 23: 04
                  0
                  Quote: 72jora72
                  Was there a court and a sentence?

                  It is precisely the especially gifted "population of the whole region" who demands that there be no investigation, no trial, no verdict.
                  Therefore, I consider them, to put it mildly, inadequate.

                  Quote: 72jora72
                  I beg of you........

                  I beg you, you don't need this cunning .... If he was from United Russia, you would be the first to scream here "crucify him." Spit on these "judgment and sentence".
    3. Terenin
      Terenin 11 July 2020 19: 25
      +5
      It is emphasized that the personnel of the air base will be involved in the care of the territory, but only in situations such as snow removal and lawn mowing, while animals will control the wild vegetation.

      All this and other types of work, at the air base, in any country, will be carried out inexpensively, efficiently and on time by a team of highly qualified lawn mowers, snow blowers, shepherds and just ... good and modest guys.
      Contact: Department of Military Counterintelligence of the FSB of Russia.
      1. Boris ⁣ Shaver
        Boris ⁣ Shaver 11 July 2020 22: 29
        +1
        Quote: Terenin
        counterintelligence

        Why do they need it?
        1. Terenin
          Terenin 12 July 2020 09: 22
          +3
          Quote: Boris ⁣ Shaver
          Quote: Terenin
          counterintelligence

          Why do they need it?

          Here, here is a respected winked , including, that would correctly answer this question yes
          I, understand, have already become interested in the announcement !? bully
      2. Revolver
        Revolver 12 July 2020 00: 48
        0
        Quote: Terenin
        Contact: Department of Military Counterintelligence of the FSB of Russia.

        Or maybe right at the GRU?
        1. Terenin
          Terenin 12 July 2020 09: 23
          +3
          Quote: Nagan
          Quote: Terenin
          Contact: Department of Military Counterintelligence of the FSB of Russia.

          Or maybe right at the GRU?

          In turn, su ... children! wink (joke)
    4. carstorm 11
      carstorm 11 11 July 2020 19: 56
      +3
      nothing begins there) what disobedience? what images does it express? people expressed their point of view. the police did not touch them. to a huge city several thousand people. in social networks all convened. passed and calmed down. They made a traffic jam in the center and that’s all. It’s unpleasant, but when everything is peaceful then the norms.
      1. GELEZNII_KAPUT
        GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 21: 52
        +2
        Quote: carstorm 11
        nothing begins there) what disobedience? what images does it express? people expressed their point of view. the police did not touch them. to a huge city several thousand people. in social networks all convened. passed and calmed down. They made a traffic jam in the center and that’s all. It’s unpleasant, but when everything is peaceful then the norms.

        I didn’t really delve into what kind of person he was, and Khabarovsk is not so big, and to pull out 15 thousand people, you have to try hard.
        1. carstorm 11
          carstorm 11 11 July 2020 21: 55
          0
          output. summer. quarantine. ) or as my brother says, I'm boiling for anyone except a hunger strike)
          1. GELEZNII_KAPUT
            GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 22: 17
            -1
            Quote: carstorm 11
            output. summer. quarantine. ) or as my brother says, I'm boiling for anyone except a hunger strike)

            We won’t even be served bread without a mask ... some kind of liberty!))
            1. carstorm 11
              carstorm 11 11 July 2020 22: 30
              0
              exactly. Thanks to the police that they did not immediately begin to teach the organizers the mind. but it’s all sideways to the city. they specifically urged people to just go for a walk and that they would not organize rallies. neither one nor the other . fundamentally the opposite. curious what they will say now to those who pick up something there. Furgal has a crowd of lured bloggers. through them all this time they created his image. they called people too. eventually blocked the main streets. we walk on the sidewalks by no means. need to stomp along the roadway. but people are bored. they need some kind of movement ...
      2. 72jora72
        72jora72 13 July 2020 18: 45
        0
        . to a huge city several thousand people. in social networks all convened.
        60 thousand in Khabarovsk and 45-50 in other cities ........ of course not enough.
        1. carstorm 11
          carstorm 11 13 July 2020 21: 56
          0
          why not 200 thousand?) do not hesitate) write more)
    5. Ascetic
      Ascetic 11 July 2020 20: 13
      +5
      Quote: lwxx
      But the news from Khabarovsk and Komsomolsk, as well as of.channels keep silent. There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.

      And what is the meaning of disobedience to Moscow exactly? What is Moscow guilty of? The worthless city is built on the wrong river? Or on Khovansky there are not enough places for Khabarovsk bandits? Then in the crematorium and the urn for only 400000 rubles. in the pantheon. No question, we’ll post everyone.
      1. Thrifty
        Thrifty 11 July 2020 20: 40
        +5
        Ascetic hi (Stanislav) -so let's assign another city guilty laughing Who is for Magadan lol ??
        1. Boris ⁣ Shaver
          Boris ⁣ Shaver 11 July 2020 22: 31
          -2
          Quote: Thrifty
          Who is for Magadan

          Birobidzhan
    6. lucul
      lucul 11 July 2020 20: 23
      0
      Well, yes, the news. But the news from Khabarovsk and Komsomolsk, as well as of.channels keep silent. There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.

      Are you talking about this or something? )))


      We look carefully at T-shirts

      We see the inscriptions on them - Zhirinovsky.
      That is, people with inscriptions on T-shirts Zhirinovsky, staged an uncoordinated and paid rally in support of the governor of Furgal.
      It is not clear why Zhirik opted against the Kremlin))))
      1. Doctor
        Doctor 11 July 2020 20: 47
        +9
        It is not clear why Zhirik opted against the Kremlin))))

        Party sponsors began to withdraw money back.
        1. Vita vko
          Vita vko 12 July 2020 01: 38
          +3
          Quote: Arzt
          Party sponsors began to withdraw money back

          In criminal cases, one gets the feeling that in Russia the division of parties is organized into criminal spheres. The LDPR and the Communist Party sponsors are somehow related to banditry, and EP sponsors are thieves and embezzlers.
      2. Thunderbolt
        Thunderbolt 11 July 2020 20: 51
        +1
        Quote: Terenin
        inexpensively, efficiently and on time a team of highly qualified lawn mowers, snow blowers, shepherds and just ... good and modest guys.
        Contact: Department of Military Counterintelligence of the FSB of Russia.

        But this is unlikely. Before joining the service at a secure facility, all sheep are driven through a lie detector. The question is unpretentious, simple and, in fact, only one ... A Canadian counterintelligence officer offers the applicant an armful of fragrant Russian hay. If a cloven-hoofed little animal happily pounces on this product of lust, then everything is clear with her - a sent lamb. Truly ari .... Canadian sheep will never be tempted by an enemy product, and besides they have stealth technology ...
      3. carstorm 11
        carstorm 11 11 July 2020 21: 00
        -2
        Yes, this is a normal hype through social networks. with what deception. no one was going to walk along the main streets. invited to just walk in the squares in support. without rallies and other things. and of course they deceived by itself.
      4. Blackmokona
        Blackmokona 11 July 2020 21: 30
        +3
        So they arrested a member of the LDPR, and which party does Zhirik lead?
      5. zadorin1974
        zadorin1974 11 July 2020 21: 47
        +2
        For himself, he was worried about Vasily. For forty years of sins, it also accumulated more than one "library".
      6. tihonmarine
        tihonmarine 11 July 2020 22: 39
        +3
        Quote: lucul
        We see the inscriptions on them - Zhirinovsky.

        His man was arrested, he even yelled from the Duma that he would come out. His ears are visible on the streets of Khabarovsk.
    7. Angelo Provolone
      Angelo Provolone 12 July 2020 01: 19
      -2
      Well, yes, the news. But the news from Khabarovsk and Komsomolsk, as well as of.channels keep silent. There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.

      The news is just the topic. You just don’t know how to read.
      Replace the words "Cold Lake Air Base in Alberta" with "Khabarovsk" and everything will become clear.
    8. Ascetic
      Ascetic 8 November 2020 12: 20
      0
      Quote: lwxx
      There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.

      I am always amazed why you do not like the city of Moscow? Then write about the Central Authority ... Moscow and its residents here with?
      This is where the real action of defiance begins
      Putin ... the authorities, etc. ... got sick already
      1. lwxx
        lwxx 9 November 2020 09: 06
        0
        Let it be, in your opinion, disobedience to the Kremlin. In this case, Moscow was meant as the center of all power in Russia, both political and financial. hi
  2. Lopatov
    Lopatov 11 July 2020 19: 06
    +3
    Quite a dangerous method for an air base.
    In addition, moderate grazing increases the population of small mammals. Which, in turn, will not only spoil the airfield equipment, but also attract birds ...
    1. Free wind
      Free wind 11 July 2020 19: 31
      12
      So that small mammals do not breed very much, you need to have cats, so that cats do not breed very much, you need to breed dogs, so that dogs do not breed very much, you need to breed Chinese, so that Chinese do not breed, you need to install Minigans around the perimeter of the base. since by that time the Chinese will eat everyone and the grass starts growing again, you need to get goats.
      1. Kote Pan Kokhanka
        Kote Pan Kokhanka 11 July 2020 21: 53
        +1
        Quote: Free Wind
        So that small mammals do not breed very much, you need to have cats, so that cats do not breed very much, you need to breed dogs, so that dogs do not breed very much, you need to breed Chinese, so that Chinese do not breed, you need to install Minigans around the perimeter of the base. since by that time the Chinese will eat everyone and the grass starts growing again, you need to get goats.

        Smiled! I suggest stopping on cats !!!
        I’m afraid that Canadians have missed one interesting factor - small cattle have a habit of serving their natural needs, so that periodically the personnel and aircraft will “get drunk”! laughing
    2. Boris ⁣ Shaver
      Boris ⁣ Shaver 11 July 2020 22: 35
      0
      Quote: Spade
      Pretty dangerous method for an air base

      And for the sheep. The lands around the runway are by no means environmentally friendly.
  3. rocket757
    rocket757 11 July 2020 19: 19
    +5
    Moreover, the Canadian military already has a successful experience of using pets as a "lawn mower".

    Cool, of course, but it's probably very practical .... although, from the point of view of environmental standards, milk / cheese / meat will not be like "Alpine cows" !!!
    1. Piramidon
      Piramidon 11 July 2020 19: 38
      14
      Quote: rocket757
      It's cool of course, but it’s probably very practical ....

      It would be better if a dozen rams grazed under my windows than these fucking lawn mowers cracked in the early morning. laughing
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 11 July 2020 20: 30
        +1
        EXACTLY, EXACTLY !!! I only use electrical devices! Stretched the highway around the site ... it's certainly easier / more pleasant than rattling ICE!
        Although there are two devices, a chainsaw and an internal combustion engine generator.
        The generator is understandable when there is no electricity, but I saw it, but I use it on the road.
        1. GELEZNII_KAPUT
          GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 22: 04
          +1
          [quote] [EXACTLY, EXACTLY !!! I only use electrical devices! Stretched the highway around the site ... it's certainly easier / more pleasant than rattling ICE!
          Although there are two devices, a chainsaw and an internal combustion engine generator.
          The generator is understandable when there is no electricity, but saw, only on the road I use. / Quote]
          No fuel, no electricity, no electricity, Khan of civilization! bully
          1. rocket757
            rocket757 11 July 2020 22: 29
            +2
            I have a mini solar power station + battery section. For the most urgent needs enough.
            With a windmill so far plugged, but in the future it will be.
            It is clear that if all the cuckoo and we are there too, but so, just in case, it is useful to have such bells and whistles.
  4. Free wind
    Free wind 11 July 2020 19: 23
    10
    The Japanese had an action about 10 years ago, but I just don’t remember the brand, CR-V or RAF-4, when buying a goat, I was given in addition, if you live somewhere in the countryside. Well, like lawn mowers so they don’t use it .. I’m not at all joking. And then the sound of lawn mowers prevents the smell of sakura. And so, yes, they normally eat up grass, grass, cigarette butts, pieces of paper, they all eat. And spoil like chocolate balls MMdens. The main thing is that the children do not get drunk.
    1. rocket757
      rocket757 11 July 2020 22: 37
      +1
      Goat milk almost does not cause allergies and it is useful for peasants, those who with kidneys and others wrinkle.
      The smell is certainly peculiar, well, so do not let them eat sho horrible! And so, it is very possible to drive.
      Yes, a square of a young kid, grilled ribs, I’ll tell you this, yum, yum, delicious .... although it is PITTER !!! wonderful tummies.
    2. Brturin
      Brturin 12 July 2020 00: 21
      +1
      Quote: Free Wind
      The Japanese had a share about 10 years ago,

      The Japanese .... This is the employment contract that Hokkaido concluded with the sheep. Here it is larger. For those who can hardly read Japanese, here is the translation. The contract period is from April 20 to mid-October.
      Place of work: all grass around the aquarium. Job responsibilities: eat all grown grass so we don’t have to mow it with a lawn mower. The beginning of the working day: 9:00. The end of the working day: around 17:00. Note: During Golden Week and the Obon holiday (Japanese holidays), work may begin earlier or end later. Break: whenever you want, as much as you want. For example, if you are full / tired / want to relax in the shade. Reward: as much grass as you can eat.
      https://lv.sputniknews.ru/world/20160510/1605948.html
  5. Thrifty
    Thrifty 11 July 2020 19: 32
    0
    So the problem is solved simply by asphalting the territory around, and one problem will become less!
  6. Mikhail m
    Mikhail m 11 July 2020 19: 37
    +2
    They have not yet seen how chickens hatch grass and ram the ground. Sheep can't do that.
  7. Clear
    Clear 11 July 2020 19: 41
    10
    the herd should not exceed 250 goals, while 70% of the livestock should be represented by goats, and 30% by sheep.

    What beautiful animals smile



    Noticeable differences between the two species of animals:
    Sheep and lambs are mammals, belong to this family, but to different species.

    Goats have 60 chromosomes, and sheep have 54.

    Goats eat plant tops, sheep eat plants, eating them completely.

    Goats are considered independent animals. They are free and curious. Sheep are more timid, are lost outside the herd.

    Sheep's milk is more fat than a goat's product.

    Fat lambs meat, contains a lot of cholesterol. Goat meat is more lean because its fat content is lower.

    Goat hair does not require regular haircuts. Lambs are sheared annually.

    Sheep are adapted to the plains, run fast. Goats are adapted to climb steeps, able to climb the tops of the mountains in search of food.
    1. Vasilenko Vladimir
      Vasilenko Vladimir 11 July 2020 19: 52
      +7
      Quote: Clear
      Goats eat plant tops, sheep eat plants, eating them completely.

      Goats are considered independent animals. They are free and curious. Sheep are more timid, are lost outside the herd.

      they eat the same, if the goat is lost from the herd then it will be worn in horror, the only difference is that the goat will definitely return home, but the sheep are still those harlots and suffer from spatial cretinism
      1. Clear
        Clear 11 July 2020 19: 55
        +4
        Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir
        but the sheep are still those harlots and suffer from spatial cretinism

        Vladimir, so the sheep, in my opinion, see everything around at the same time?
        1. Vasilenko Vladimir
          Vasilenko Vladimir 11 July 2020 20: 05
          +4
          I see they understand the same way as all herbivores, but the sheep are lost regularly, and the goats always come home clearly in time
          1. Free wind
            Free wind 11 July 2020 20: 37
            +2
            Sheep have one peculiarity, with a strong wind they go wind. The goat leader is usually kept in the flock.
            1. Vasilenko Vladimir
              Vasilenko Vladimir 11 July 2020 21: 41
              +6
              usually these ....
              the rams staring at the ground with their faces in the face, two hours later they raise their head and oh my God, where are we? !!!!
              and the children of the dog will stand until you find them
              all in FIG killed some goats left
    2. Ascetic
      Ascetic 11 July 2020 20: 22
      +6
      What beautiful animals

      The animals are beautiful, a shepherd named for me lives for them Porcupine
      1. Vasilenko Vladimir
        Vasilenko Vladimir 11 July 2020 20: 23
        +1
        why porcupine?
      2. Vasilenko Vladimir
        Vasilenko Vladimir 11 July 2020 20: 27
        +4
        klep with the remainder of the goat or goat, I do not remember
      3. Clear
        Clear 11 July 2020 21: 37
        +3
        Quote: Ascetic
        What beautiful animals

        The animals are beautiful, a shepherd named for me lives for them Porcupine

        Oh, Stanislav, and this handsome man! Eyes are sad.
    3. Free wind
      Free wind 11 July 2020 20: 31
      +5
      Yes ma'am, that's almost all for sure. curious. A familiar came to my mother on Cruiser, my mother has a couple of goats. so that the interior does not heat up, it is placed under the web. After a couple of hours came out, the hood fuck, the roof fuck, goats on a tree, they saw a grandmother jumped back to the roof, to the hood ....... the man was in ah .... sad.
    4. bouncyhunter
      bouncyhunter 11 July 2020 21: 29
      +6
      Clear hi , I don’t have the honor of knowing your name, but thanks for the lengthy explanation by nature. love
      1. Clear
        Clear 11 July 2020 21: 43
        +4
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        Clear hi , I don’t have the honor of knowing your name, but thanks for the lengthy explanation by nature. love

        Thank you Pasha love .
        I took advantage of the Site Rules, allowing anonymity.
  8. Vasilenko Vladimir
    Vasilenko Vladimir 11 July 2020 19: 50
    +1
    I don’t understand, why are there fewer sheep? !!!
    what kind of discrimination is it provided that they crap alike?
    1. Free wind
      Free wind 11 July 2020 20: 39
      +3
      But they spoil it with chocolate nuts, such as skitlana shrimp.
  9. Prisoner
    Prisoner 11 July 2020 20: 02
    +1
    I have an idea. And it will be cheaper and more environmentally friendly. And then for the rams and goats manure to clean up torment. laughing
    1. Boris ⁣ Shaver
      Boris ⁣ Shaver 11 July 2020 22: 40
      0
      Quote: Captive
      I have an idea

      They are now harvesting crops in Europe. In queue
  10. Petrol cutter
    Petrol cutter 11 July 2020 20: 18
    +5
    I announced a tender for cleaning the floor.
    According to the results of the tender, I will be alone on the floor (as before).
    More interesting events in the world did not happen?
    1. Thrifty
      Thrifty 11 July 2020 20: 38
      +1
      Gas cutter - if you do not want to wash the floors, plant them with grass lol or asphalt lol !!!
      1. Petrol cutter
        Petrol cutter 11 July 2020 20: 41
        +4
        Ah, do not wash the asphalt ?! In your opinion?
        1. Thrifty
          Thrifty 11 July 2020 21: 31
          +3
          Gas cutter - and you paint it, once a week, in a different color lol good !
          1. Petrol cutter
            Petrol cutter 11 July 2020 21: 37
            +4
            M-yes!? .. This is a turn. And I’m thinking ... What to do !!? How to be?!..
            And it turns out, there it is! We will consider your wishes.
          2. Altona
            Altona 11 July 2020 22: 12
            +2
            Quote: Thrifty
            Gas cutter - and you paint it, once a week, in a different color

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            Vitaliy, and if linoleum or laminate, then cease once a week. Hey. hi
    2. Boris ⁣ Shaver
      Boris ⁣ Shaver 11 July 2020 22: 57
      +1
      Quote: Benzorez
      I announced a tender for cleaning the floor.
      According to the results of the tender, I will be alone on the floor (as before).

      In such cases, the procurement should be declared failed.
      And then it already smacks of a monopoly. You need to complain about the procurement results in the FAS.
  11. Kaw
    Kaw 11 July 2020 20: 53
    +1
    These are live mine loaders. )
  12. Altona
    Altona 11 July 2020 21: 46
    +2
    The proposal is sensible in its own way, since animals not only eat vegetation, but also trample-trample the soil. In our time, 4 herds used to walk, eat and trample everything. This year the grass grew rich is impossible, but there is no one to eat it. But even though the bees returned, many traditional wild-flowers went: clover, bell, buttercup, meadow chamomile, carnation. Probably consulted with environmental biologists for the destruction of vegetation. For some reason, I project the situation of the Canadian air base in Alberta onto our long-suffering Middle lane.
    1. Siberian
      Siberian 13 July 2020 11: 18
      0
      Bite and trample. And this is for a long time. Especially on the airfield. This leads to desertification (not in the sense that here a local desert with dunes is drawn, and the soil turns to dust and dust, how to turn it into a runway, how do they gather to strengthen it? There just manure should not be removed (organic after all), but again it’s not enough to significantly increase the fertility for decorating a turf lawn. Wonderful people, right up to their heads (to the tail?)
      1. Altona
        Altona 13 July 2020 12: 37
        +1
        Quote: Siberian
        how to turn it into a runway, how do they plan to strengthen it?

        -----------------------------
        Maybe they need a dirt airfield. And so, in a good way, you need to make concrete.
  13. GELEZNII_KAPUT
    GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 22: 08
    0
    Quote: Free Wind
    The Japanese had an action about 10 years ago, but I just don’t remember the brand, CR-V or RAF-4, when buying a goat, I was given in addition, if you live somewhere in the countryside. Well, like lawn mowers so they don’t use it .. I’m not at all joking. And then the sound of lawn mowers prevents the smell of sakura. And so, yes, they normally eat up grass, grass, cigarette butts, pieces of paper, they all eat. And spoil like chocolate balls MMdens. The main thing is that the children do not get drunk.

    I have a kindergarten under the window, at 8-00 in the morning, these opponents of sakura sniffers are sick of the end, we’re tolerating, because children are the flowers of life ... wassat
  14. GELEZNII_KAPUT
    GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 22: 10
    0
    Quote: BlackMokona
    So they arrested a member of the LDPR, and which party does Zhirik lead?

    The Reds are also aroused. hi
  15. Baloo
    Baloo 11 July 2020 22: 13
    -2
    banderlog in the know?
  16. GELEZNII_KAPUT
    GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 22: 34
    0
    Quote: carstorm 11
    exactly. Thanks to the police that they did not immediately begin to teach the organizers the mind. but it’s all sideways to the city. they specifically urged people to just go for a walk and that they would not organize rallies. neither one nor the other . fundamentally the opposite. curious what they will say now to those who pick up something there. Furgal has a crowd of lured bloggers. through them all this time they created his image. they called people too. eventually blocked the main streets. we walk on the sidewalks by no means. need to stomp along the roadway. but people are bored. they need some kind of movement ...

    Well, yes, there is one more thing, the people stayed home ...
  17. GELEZNII_KAPUT
    GELEZNII_KAPUT 11 July 2020 22: 38
    0
    Quote: rocket757
    I have a mini solar power station + battery section. For the most urgent needs enough.
    With a windmill so far plugged, but in the future it will be.

    I studied this topic, I thought the smartest laughing , we’ll establish a household thread of a windmill ... but in non-windy regions, a rotten topic, even with hubs ... if only large installations ... but ...
  18. Freedim
    Freedim 12 July 2020 00: 26
    +1
    The next tender will be for the goat feces clearing service ...
  19. Azimuth
    Azimuth 12 July 2020 01: 14
    -1
    Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir
    I don’t understand, why are there fewer sheep? !!!
    what kind of discrimination is it provided that they crap alike?

    Tolerance is weak in Canada. A minority sheep can kneel
  20. And why do you need
    And why do you need 12 July 2020 04: 57
    0
    Quote: lwxx
    Well, yes, the news. But the news from Khabarovsk and Komsomolsk, as well as of.channels keep silent. There begins a real action of disobedience to Moscow.
    And who cares how we live here? I am announcing that in an hour the auto race will take place in Komsomolsk-on-Amur in support of Sergey Furgal.