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Business trip: How Zhvanetsky was ahead of time with his monologue on turnstiles

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Business trip: How Zhvanetsky was ahead of time with his monologue on turnstiles

In the section “Weekend Fiction”, “Military Review” presents a small material devoted to the monologue of Mikhail Zhvanetsky, which the author has been ahead of time for more than 30 years. We are talking about the monologue "Turnstiles", which today is especially acute.


The monologue begins with a suggestion from the hero of the story - a proposal to install turnstiles at the end of the streets, through which it was possible to pass freely, but which would “crack”, making it clear that the passage, as they would say now, was read.

Mikhail Zhvanetsky:

You go to them - the face burns, after them - the back burns. But they don’t ask anything. So far ... And there is already an effect - they are already somehow disciplining this bad stream. Well, at any time you can block ...

In a monologue, Mikhail Zhvanetsky talks about installing walk-throughs in squares, about the need for "sorting out" in front of a walk-through with hands on a fence with a "special color" - for fingerprints ...

Author:

In the meantime, let them go without documents. Although with you - to have. When you go on duty, you already want to show the documents. If you pass without presentation, you will only suffer.

Mikhail Zhvanetsky talks about “a small check when leaving the house: where, when, why the handbag and where, if there is nobody there?”
Mikhail Zhvanetsky:

And if you are visiting, then do not forget the direction (with a local business trip to visit).

The turnstile monologue today began to play with special colors, for obvious reasons. We will recognize in these words practically everything that happens to us here and now. But people already laughed at it then, but rather, like over the author’s exuberant imagination ... No one could have thought that three or four decades would pass, and everything that Mikhail Mikhalych spoke from the stage would become a reality right up to " Decreased, arrived, decreased "and the rules of leaving the city and leaving the street.

Speech by Mikhail Zhvanetsky (from the collection of the State Radio and Television Fund of Russia):

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  1. Far B
    Far B 14 June 2020 13: 08 New
    21
    Be afraid of your fantasies, they tend to turn into reality (slightly paraphrasing the original). Orwell, probably, also spins in his coffin with his 1984. Dreamers, damn it.
    1. Mavrikiy
      Mavrikiy 14 June 2020 14: 00 New
      -1
      Quote: Far In
      Be afraid of your fantasies, they tend to turn into reality (slightly paraphrasing the original). Orwell, probably, also spins in his coffin with his 1984. Dreamers, damn it.

      Yes, there was such a fantastic story. The planet on which literary heroes lived (+, -) revolved, then still heroes, thrillers have not yet written. request
      1. Grandfather
        Grandfather 14 June 2020 17: 12 New
        -2
        Business trip: How Zhvanetsky was ahead of time with his monologue on turnstiles
        Zhvanetsky, maybe he was ahead of something, but he drowns for Rower, and worships the Swordman ... but what ... the "gelika" somehow stole it, went, bought another ...
    2. iouris
      iouris 14 June 2020 18: 31 New
      0
      These are not “fantasies,” but foresight. Nobody succeeded in fantasizing the future.
  2. Siberian 66
    Siberian 66 14 June 2020 13: 11 New
    13
    Zhvanetsky is a great philosopher! I respect and bow. I listen and remember, his words penetrate deeply into the soul.
    "Life is short. And we must be able to. We must be able to leave a bad film. Throw a bad book. To leave a bad person. There are a lot of them. They are not going to leave. Even a lot of mediocrity. There are a lot of them. Time is more expensive. Better to sleep. Better to eat. Better look at the fire, at the child, at the woman, at the water .... And only the book is delicate. I took it off the shelf. I looked through it. I installed it. There is no arrogance. It does not penetrate you .. She stands on the shelf, is silent, waiting for they’ll take it in warm hands. And it will open. If it were with people like that. There are many of us. You won’t flip through all of them. Not even one. (WITH)
    1. Krasnoyarsk
      Krasnoyarsk 14 June 2020 13: 52 New
      -4
      Quote: Siberian 66

      "Life is short. And one must be able to. One must be able to leave a bad film. Throw a bad book. To leave a bad person.

      So all normal people do so, not even knowing that this "brilliant" thought was given by the "great philosopher" (?!)

      Quote: Siberian 66
      Things not going to quit.

      Like this? Give up Or maybe it’s better to think, approach from the “other side”? And, in the end, move the matter, resolve the issue. And then, after seeing the result of labor, to get great satisfaction from what - could, accomplished? Maybe this is better?
      No, Zhvanetsky is clearly not my hero.
    2. Olgovich
      Olgovich 14 June 2020 16: 20 New
      +1
      Quote: Siberian 66
      Zhvanetsky is a great philosopher! I respect and bow.

      Zhvanetsky - exhausted, scribbled, long not funny, miserable jester but not funny Russophobe: honorary member of the so-called "white list of artists"Ministry of cult. Ukraine.because spoke out AGAINST the Crimean referendum and AGAINST the reunification of Crimea with Russia "for the territorial integrity" of Ukraine. In Crimea, truth, travels, but .... only according to the rules of Ukraine, from the Ukrainian territory, according to the rules for the "occupied" territory

      The fan and defender of "Pussy Rayot" (what an abomination!)

      Zhvaneksky:
      "My dream - to even out the place where Russia was, and build something new. ”

      yes ...


      Quote: Siberian 66
      "Life is short. And we must be able to. We must be able to leave a bad film. Throw a bad book. To leave a bad person. There are many of them. People who are not going to leave. Even a lot of mediocrity. There are a lot of them. Time is more expensive. Better to sleep. Better to eat.

      A vulgar set of evidence and cliches.

      You can continue:
      Better sunshine. Dirt is bad.

      Better not to get into it. A hit is better to go out. Better to wash.

      There is a lot of dirt and should be avoided. Better to sleep. Better to eat

      Better to send .. yes .
      1. Krasnoyarsk
        Krasnoyarsk 14 June 2020 18: 26 New
        +1
        Quote: Olgovich
        Zhvanetsky - exhausted, scribbled, long not funny, miserable jester

        Yes, Olgovich, pleased. For some reason I thought there could be nothing in common between us. It turns out - maybe. And glad of that. Since Soviet times, he stopped listening to this "truth-teller". Therefore, I could not quote him. But your quotes - not in the brow .. as they say.
        And the ending is
        Quote: Olgovich
        Better to send .. yes.
        good good good
      2. Professor
        Professor 14 June 2020 21: 14 New
        +5
        Quote: Olgovich
        Zhvanetsky - exhausted, scribbled, long not funny, miserable jester, but not funny Russophobe: honorary member of the so-called "white list of artists" of the Ministry of cult. Ukraine., because spoke out AGAINST the Crimean referendum and AGAINST the reunification of Crimea with Russia "for the territorial integrity" of Ukraine. In Crimea, truth, travels, but .... only according to the rules of Ukraine, from the Ukrainian territory, according to the rules for the "occupied" territory

        I dare to ask, have you written anything in your life to criticize recognized geniuses? And in Russian, without errors, why didn’t you learn to write? "Russophobe" Zhvanetsky writes correctly in Russian. Learn while there is someone else, otherwise Polonskaya and Simonyan will remain with you. Do not learn to read from them, but with Crimea ...
        1. Olgovich
          Olgovich 14 June 2020 22: 28 New
          0
          Quote: Professor
          I dare to ask

          So ask
          Quote: Professor
          did you yourself write anything in life to criticize recognized geniuses?

          1. Wrote.

          2. Who / what gave / gave you the right to set such wild conditions for obtaining the right to criticize?
          Who are you? What?

          And what will happen to the authors if such a game would act in nature?
          Quote: Professor
          recognized geniuses

          Recognized shabby jester he is greasy with dull "witticisms."

          Although, I understand you: “To whom is the mare-bride!” (C) yes
          Quote: Professor
          And in Russian, without errors, why didn’t you learn to write?

          This is to teach the illiterate "professors" of the Russian language: at least a word "in Russian" can you write in RUSSIAN, ignoramus ?!
          Hack yourself on:
          The word "in Russian" as an adverb, formed from the relative adjective "Russian" with the prefix po and suffix -and hyphenated according to the rule of the Russian language.

          in Russian - prefix / root / suffix / suffix
          According to the spelling rule for writing adverbs, such words with a prefix are written with a hyphen

          Shame ...
          Quote: Professor
          Learn while there is someone else, otherwise Polonskaya and Simonyan will remain with you. Do not learn to read from them, but with Crimea ...

          Has anyone expressed a need for your advice? No?

          So learn the rules of behavior in society and do not impose them.
          Am I clearly spelling out?

          US teach the Russian language PUSHKIN and TSVETAEVA, TOLSTOY and BERDYAEV.

          And YOU, let them Zhvanetsky lol
          1. aszzz888
            aszzz888 15 June 2020 04: 38 New
            0
            Olgovich (Andrey) Yesterday, 22:28 ... US is taught the Russian language PUSHKIN and TSVETAEV, TOLSTOY and BERDYAEV. ...
            Andrei, he doesn’t understand this. But to try to twist, and redraw in your own way - yes, it’s right there.
          2. Professor
            Professor 15 June 2020 05: 50 New
            +3
            Quote: Olgovich
            1. Wrote.

            But other than on the fence and comments here? What can you brag about?

            Quote: Olgovich
            2. Who / what gave / gave you the right to set such wild conditions for obtaining the right to criticize?

            Do you have a proper education as a literary critic?

            Quote: Olgovich
            A recognized shabby buffoon he is with greasy, dull "witticisms."

            Once again, what can you brag about yourself?

            Quote: Olgovich
            This is to teach the illiterate "professors" the Russian language: even though the word "in Russian" can you write in RUSSIAN, ignoramus ?!

            I am not Russian and I can write in Russian like that, but you, as a "literary critic," need to know your language thoroughly.

            Poke your nose into your ignorance? wink

            Quote: Olgovich
            Has anyone expressed a need for your advice? No?

            So learn the rules of behavior in society and do not impose them.
            Am I clearly spelling out?

            Ham was put in his place and offended. How lovely.

            Quote: Olgovich
            US teach the Russian language PUSHKIN and TSVETAEVA, TOLSTOY and BERDYAEV.

            And what is their position in the Crimea?
            1. Liam
              Liam 15 June 2020 06: 17 New
              +1
              Quote: Professor
              What can you brag about?

              The main thing is not to be taken seriously.This internet turbopatriot comes out of oil and other substances about the most beautiful country in the world from the Chisinau entrance sitting on the neck of the Moldovan pension fund. And to get around the unpleasant questions about why these streams of love for Russia pour from cloudy Moldova and not from cloudy Moldova for example, sunny Magadan, exchanging a modest Moldovan passport (entitling him to visa-free travel to the EU) for a duplicate of a priceless cargo, he broadcasts about Moldova - the historical part of unforgettable New Russia, in which he sat in a fort surrounded by evil natives and awaits his release. Such a friend among strangers on a secret mission , clogging the Internet with pathetics daily turning into a stream of insults. And teaching everyone how to love their homeland)
              1. Professor
                Professor 15 June 2020 17: 36 New
                0
                Quote: Liam
                Quote: Professor
                What can you brag about?

                The main thing is not to be taken seriously.This internet turbopatriot comes out of oil and other substances about the most beautiful country in the world from the Chisinau entrance sitting on the neck of the Moldovan pension fund. And to get around the unpleasant questions about why these streams of love for Russia pour from cloudy Moldova and not from cloudy Moldova for example, sunny Magadan, exchanging a modest Moldovan passport (entitling him to visa-free travel to the EU) for a duplicate of a priceless cargo, he broadcasts about Moldova - the historical part of unforgettable New Russia, in which he sat in a fort surrounded by evil natives and awaits his release. Such a friend among strangers on a secret mission , clogging the Internet with pathetics daily turning into a stream of insults. And teaching everyone how to love their homeland)

                Yes, at least 100 times he is a visiting patriot of Russia. It is necessary to write in Russian competently and judge genius people, exposing themselves as a general laughing stock. Classics: "Among r ... we are all poets, among poets we are r ..."
            2. Olgovich
              Olgovich 15 June 2020 08: 40 New
              0
              Quote: Professor
              But other than on the fence and comments here? What can you brag about?

              1.Articles.

              2. What does this have to do with a ... shabby jester?
              Quote: Professor
              Do you have a proper education as a literary critic?


              For criticism, assessment (expression of opinion) of this Zhvanets graphomania, it is not required to be a literary critic.

              ONCE AGAIN I ask: Who / what gave / gave you the right to set such wild conditions for obtaining the right to criticize?

              You, apparently, are laughing at the finger shown, too, and Zhvanetsky, respectively, are suitable for you, but not for many.
              Quote: Professor
              Once again, what can you brag about yourself?

              1. Bragging is a vice, it’s time to know already.
              2. See above
              Quote: Professor
              Ham put in his place

              You put YOURSELF in the ridiculous and stupid position of a “convict” for some reason: you like him, laugh, he disgusts me, I disdain. All!
              What's not clear?-
              Quote: Professor
              and he was offended. How lovely.
              1. Resentment at ... whom? belay lol

              You have imagined a lot about yourself, Nobody. yes

              Quote: Professor
              I am not Russian and I can write in Russian like that, but as a “literary critic” you need to know your language thoroughly

              1. You can’t write "and so", since you ... teach russian to the language of others: what kind of ... "teacher" then?
              With logic, you’re completely seam,
              Shame ....

              2. Present my statement of yourself as a literary critic, liar.
              Quote: Professor
              Quote: Olgovich
              US teach Russian language PUSHKIN and TSVETAEVATOLSTY and BERDYAEV.

              And what is their position in Crimea?

              what?! belay

              Lavrov yes YOU have already answered lol
              1. Professor
                Professor 15 June 2020 17: 48 New
                0
                Quote: Olgovich
                Quote: Professor
                But other than on the fence and comments here? What can you brag about?

                1.Articles.

                Article numbers overpower pliz.

                Quote: Olgovich
                2. What does this have to do with a ... shabby jester?

                No to you. That’s what I’m talking about. Are you a literary critic? Writer? Then know your place.

                Everyone can get dirty fences and forums. Being a great writer is not. Zhvanetsky entered the pantheon of Russian humor, but no one will remember you. No offense.

                Quote: Olgovich
                You put YOURSELF in the ridiculous and stupid position of a “convict” for some reason: you like him, laugh, he disgusts me, I disdain. All!
                What's not clear?-

                It’s not clear why you are crucifying here? The title of the article indicates the name of the person you do not like. Pass by and do not hold back. Go to the branches where those you like are discussed (PUSHKIN and TSVETAEVA, TOLSTOY and BERDYAEV). Do not waste your precious time.

                Quote: Olgovich
                1. You can’t write "and so", since you ... teach the Russian language to others: what kind of ... "teacher" then?
                With logic, you’re completely seam,
                Shame ....

                It's a shame when not Russian, a foreigner pokes your nose into your ignorance in Russian? It happens.

                Quote: Olgovich
                2. Present my statement of yourself as a literary critic, liar.

                Quote: Olgovich
                Who / what gave / gave you the right to set such wild conditions for obtaining the right to criticize?

                Are you a literary critic to publicly criticize a writer? Which university did you graduate from? Moscow State University, Harvard, Oxford?

                Quote: Olgovich
                what?!

                Do you feel bad reading comprehension? I repeat. And what is their position in the Crimea?
                1. Olgovich
                  Olgovich 16 June 2020 06: 48 New
                  +1
                  Quote: Professor
                  Article numbers overpower pliz.


                  1. I give you my word that they are.

                  2. I do not care deeply. believe it or not hi

                  Quote: Professor
                  No to you. That’s what I’m talking about. Are you a literary critic? Writer? Then know your place.

                  Once again, if it didn’t get the first time: Who are you, Nobody, to give advice, put forward conditions, indicate places? belay lol
                  Quote: Professor
                  Everyone can get dirty fences and forums. Being a great writer is not.

                  “Smart.” And, most importantly, original! yes
                  Quote: Professor
                  Zhvanetsky entered the pantheon of Russian humor,

                  Zhvanetsky-foot mat in the pantheon of masters of humor yes

                  And yes, chop on the forehead that the pantheon is GROUP anyoneAnd not one (humor)
                  Quote: Professor
                  but no one will remember you. No offense.

                  I do not care.

                  And you will be warm in the other world that you .... remember this? lol
                  No offense
                  Quote: Professor
                  It’s not clear why you are crucifying here? The title of the article indicates the name of the person you do not like.

                  1. I have the right and desire to express my opinion on the article

                  2. What .... your business? belay Are you an animal advocate?

                  Quote: Professor
                  It's a shame when not Russian, a foreigner pokes your nose into your ignorance in Russian? It happens.

                  belay lol
                  As a foreigner to a foreigner: you need to poke into illiteracy in the Russian language, as to Moscow m, yes. yes
                  Quote: Professor
                  Are you a literary critic to publicly criticize a writer? Which university did you graduate from? Moscow State University, Harvard, Oxford?

                  take more: I'm READER!

                  For ME all writers, poets and critics write.

                  And it is precisely I who have the most rights to evaluate what they write for ME,

                  Did it get there? no
                  Quote: Professor
                  Do you feel bad reading comprehension? I repeat. And what is their position in the Crimea?


                  Do you feel bad reading comprehension?

                  Lavrov answered in a variety of ways: for normal people and for very stupid: choose any. hi
                  1. Professor
                    Professor 16 June 2020 20: 02 New
                    -1
                    Quote: Olgovich
                    1. I give you my word that they are.

                    Your word does not cost anything. That is absolutely nothing. Zhvanetsky is a great man, and you ... Unlike him, you are a man who has no merit and has not left any trace in this life. From this you envy of genius and tears. Today, this phenomenon is called a "hater." Classic.

                    I repeat. And what is their position in the Crimea? wink Zhvanetsky in your opinion "spoke out AGAINST the Crimean referendum and AGAINST the reunification of Crimea with Russia" for the territorial integrity of "Ukraine." (By the way, "you are our literate, proper names are capitalized. Poke again? wink Punctuation or spelling? "truth" is written through "a", and "only" through "t". There is no comma after the period. Either a period or a comma. "Ukraine" is written through "and". Sit down. Two.)
                    1. Olgovich
                      Olgovich 17 June 2020 08: 24 New
                      -1
                      Quote: Professor
                      Your word is worth nothing. That is, absolutely nothing

                      Who are you, Nobody to evaluate someone’s words?

                      See Clause 2
                      Quote: Professor
                      Zhvanetsky is a great man, and you ...

                      Zhvanetsky-small, out of circulation, disgusting sticky clown, And you are simply ridiculous and absurd in your hot defense thereof lol

                      You like him. To others, no.
                      This is a common thing.

                      what vomits you like that?

                      .
                      Quote: Professor
                      Unlike him, you are a person who has no merit and who has not left any trace in this life

                      You are ridiculous and ridiculous in your attempt to evaluate someone, * not knowing about him, at the same time, nothing.
                      Quote: Professor
                      From this you envy of genius and tears.

                      belay lol
                      Think about it: a person is jealous of someone whose genius is recognized by him.
                      If he considers him an idiot, then ... why envy? object of envy-not available

                      Got it, not ?.
                      Quote: Professor
                      In your opinion, Zhvanetsky "spoke out AGAINST the Crimean referendum and AGAINST the reunification of Crimea with Russia" for the territorial integrity of "Ukraine." (By the way, "you are our literate, proper names are capitalized

                      That is why this "name" is written with a small letter: outskirts / Ukraine.

                      Again ... didn’t get it?
                      Quote: Professor
                      Punctuation or spelling? "truth" is written through "a", and "only" through "t". There is no comma after the period. Either a period or a comma. "Ukraine" is written through "and". Sit down

                      A "professor" through "p". And "Eccentric" through "h." AND?

                      You are definitely a fan of the clown: the same words: “Better to eat. Better to sleep”
                      Continue the chenia: "it’s better to digest. Do not digest, bad." lol

                      and again for the tankman

                      I'm READER!

                      For me all writers, poets and critics write.

                      And exactly Я and have more all rights to evaluate what they write for ME,


                      HAS NO?
                      1. Professor
                        Professor 17 June 2020 20: 31 New
                        +2
                        You are a typical illiterate hater envious of the successes and fame of others. In this case, Zhvanetsky. He is a person, a genius, a popular writer and performer. You have not left any trace of a hater on this planet. Even your inscriptions on the fence will disappear and no one will remember you. Zhvanetsky will never know about your existence and will never be interested in your opinion. Humble yourself and your life will become brighter. I finished feeding you.

                        Ps
                        Pushkin’s opinion and further on the list about the Crimea, I did not recognize. crying
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                  2. Olgovich
                    Olgovich 17 June 2020 09: 59 New
                    -1
                    Quote: Professor
                    must be judged about brilliant people exposing oneself to everyone's laughing stock.


                    What did you just brilliantly do! lol yes

                    PS, By the way, remember, finally, that the adverbial turnover in the sentence expresses the value of the incremental action and performs the syntactic role of a separate circumstance and at the end of the sentence the participial revolution is highlighted comma at the beginning of a revolution.

                    Therefore, before "exposing" put a comma, ignoramus

                    "Do you think" is an introductory word and it is highlighted by commas, ignorant

                    etc.

                    You, in your opinion, have the right to write with errors, like a foreigner, at the same time you ... are learning the Russian language. belay lol

                    And you do this, I wonder, on what basis, ignoramus? request
      3. aszzz888
        aszzz888 15 June 2020 04: 34 New
        0
        professor (Oleg Sokolov) Yesterday, 21:14 ... Do not learn to read from them, but with the Crimea...
        And what is wrong with Crimea? In your recommendations there is EXACTLY NO ONE NEEDED. Or a training manual stuck? Or maybe you better worry with the golan, “our restless you,” than flattery with your Jewish samovar to us in Tula? And what didn’t please you N.V. Polonskaya, M.S. Simonyan? How many have you measured yourself, and how many have you taken? Very worried about you - tear yourself up ... bully hi
        1. Professor
          Professor 15 June 2020 05: 55 New
          0
          Quote: aszzz888
          And what is wrong with Crimea?

          And what does Crimea have to the genius of a writer?
          Quote: aszzz888
          In your recommendations there is EXACTLY NO ONE NEEDED. Or a training manual stuck? Or maybe you better worry with the golan, “our restless you,” than flattery with your Jewish samovar to us in Tula? And what didn’t please you N.V. Polonskaya, M.S. Simonyan? How many have you measured yourself, and how many have you taken? Very worried about you - tear yourself up ...

          You also would not hurt to correctly present your toes in Russian. After all, you are not a foreigner like me.
          N.V. Polonskaya, M.S. Simonyan? Everything is in order with Crimea. With intelligence, not really. In M.M.Zhvanetsky, on the contrary. However, each has its own idol.
          1. aszzz888
            aszzz888 15 June 2020 09: 43 New
            +1
            Professor (Sokolov Oleg) Today, 05:55 ... N.V. Polonskaya, M.S. Simonyan? Everything is in order with Crimea. With intelligence, not really.
            And look at your intellect before poking at others? Weak?

            And what does Crimea have to the genius of a writer?
            And this is still where to attach ???? laughing laughing laughing And again, do not judge others. And yes, all the same, in the golan you have more interests, and there, strain your intellect, maybe it will crawl through. Adieu.
            1. Professor
              Professor 15 June 2020 18: 02 New
              -1
              Quote: aszzz888
              And look at your intellect before poking at others? Weak?

              I looked. Everything is okay.

              Quote: aszzz888
              And this is still where to attach ???? And again, do not judge others. And yes, all the same, in the golan you have more interests, and there, strain your intellect, maybe it will crawl through. Adieu.

              Are you talking about?
              1. I am not interested in the opinion of the writer about the Golan (or whatever they are in Arabic)
              2. I judge the writer's talent based on his opinion of the Golan (or whatever it is in Arabic)

              Quote: Krasnoyarsk
              What should have been? If you do not like, say, a chair, then you can not speak about it without having made at least one? Interesting logic. If at all, it’s logic.



              Quote: Krasnoyarsk
              Recognized by whom? You? And who are you? Also a genius? And who thinks so? Ah, Zhvanetsky thinks so? Well then, it is clear. Rabac fish, oh sorry, a genius sees a genius ....

              I am not a genius, but Mikhal Monevich is a recognized genius. Recognized by the public, readers, colleagues and even your ministry, excuse the culture. Concerts sold out, best-selling books, aphorisms went to the people and are cited by millions. Envious people can only choke on their bile.
      4. Krasnoyarsk
        Krasnoyarsk 15 June 2020 10: 58 New
        +3
        Quote: Professor

        I dare to ask, but you yourself wrote something in life

        What should have been? If you do not like, say, a chair, then you can not speak about it without having made at least one? Interesting logic. If at all, it’s logic.
        Quote: Professor
        ... to criticize recognized geniuses?

        Recognized by whom? You? And who are you? Also a genius? And who thinks so? Ah, Zhvanetsky thinks so? Well then, it is clear. Rabac fish, oh sorry, a genius sees a genius .... laughing
      5. Interlocutor
        Interlocutor 15 June 2020 12: 18 New
        0
        Learn while there is someone else, otherwise Polonskaya and Simonyan will remain with you. Do not learn to read from them, but with Crimea ...


        Subjectively professor, subjective. Perhaps it will be more correct: "with Zhvanetsky, Simonyan and with the CRIMEA" hi
    3. DVR
      DVR 15 June 2020 01: 12 New
      +1
      I join, I perceive in a similar way.
  3. iouris
    iouris 14 June 2020 18: 35 New
    +6
    Quote: Siberian 66
    Zhvanetsky is a great philosopher!

    Zhvanetsky - a jester at the throne of kings, amusing "respected people": first Odessa workshop, then nouveau riche. Apparently, this is well paid, for example, you can buy a car that "does not fight" (like Efremov). A jester can do a lot, almost everything.
    1. Lexus
      Lexus 15 June 2020 00: 59 New
      +4
      Apparently it pays well.

      A jester can do a lot, almost everything.

      A colleague, troubadours, especially Odessa, is a contingent in which even gases do not go for free. There is an order - they will blow into any "dudu" without sparing their cheeks.
  4. sailor roman
    sailor roman 15 June 2020 17: 28 New
    0
    "... Do not make yourself an idol ...
  • knn54
    knn54 14 June 2020 13: 27 New
    +9
    "Whose will you be? Whose serf, I ask !?" ("Ivan Vasilievich Changes the Profession").
    TODAY A chip (for now a pass) instead of a stigma.
    Alas, that (from the time of the USSR) Mikhal Mikhalych is an order of magnitude higher than the "current" one.
    1. Mavrikiy
      Mavrikiy 14 June 2020 14: 05 New
      +1
      Quote: knn54
      "Whose will you be? Whose serf, I ask !?" ("Ivan Vasilievich Changes the Profession").

      And whose can you still be in Odessa? repeat
    2. AU Ivanov.
      AU Ivanov. 14 June 2020 16: 52 New
      -5
      Wear a foil hat. And then, God forbid 5G turn on.
  • parusnik
    parusnik 14 June 2020 13: 38 New
    +5
    Then it was funny, they say it’s good that this can’t be, but ... maybe ... Now it’s sad ... it has come true .. Well, a lot of things are coming true ... R. Bradbury, too, predicted a lot of things back in 50 .... Come true ..
  • apro
    apro 14 June 2020 13: 40 New
    15
    Zhvanetsky now does not make fun. But rather annoying ... remembering his antics during perestroika and the results of today ....
  • bubalik
    bubalik 14 June 2020 13: 42 New
    21
    The turnstile monologue today began to play with special colors, for obvious reasons. We will recognize in these words practically everything that happens to us here and now.

    ,,, and already "Dunno on the Moon," the campaign is written these days.

    - Then I entered the plant and began to earn decently. Even on a rainy day I started saving money, in that case, which means that if I suddenly become unemployed again. Only, of course, it was hard to resist, so as not to spend money. And then they still began to say that I needed to buy a car. I say: why do I need a car? I can walk and walk. And they say to me: it’s a shame to walk on foot. Only the poor walk on foot. In addition, a car can be bought in installments. You will make a small cash contribution, get a car, and then you will pay a little each month, until all the money is paid. Well, I did so. Let, I think, everyone imagine that I am also a rich man. Paid the down payment, got a car. He sat down, drove off, and immediately fell into ka-ah-ah-ha-nava (Kozlik even began to stutter from excitement). Auto-aha-mobile broke, you know, broke his leg and four more ribs.
    “Well, did you fix the car later?” Asked Dunno.
    - What are you! While I was sick, they drove me out of work. And then it's time to pay a fee for the car. But I don’t have money! Well, they say to me: then give the car-aha-ha-mobile back. I say: go, take it in kaa ha khanava. They wanted to judge me for ruining the car, but they saw that there was still nothing to take from me, and they got rid of it. So I didn’t have a car, nor money. ”
    1. Golovan Jack
      Golovan Jack 14 June 2020 13: 57 New
      -19
      Quote: bubalik
      and already "Dunno on the Moon," a campaign is written these days

      For losers. Others already understood everything - someone smarter, from the experience of others ... others - on their own laughing
  • 16112014nk
    16112014nk 14 June 2020 13: 50 New
    11
    Now you are listening to Zhvanetsky - it used to be funny, but now it’s sad. How many coincidences with today's reality, and how exactly everything matches. "Kin-dza-dza" by the way, also came out at that time. As if Zhvanetsky and the filmmakers used the time machine for 30 years in advance.
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  • svp67
    svp67 14 June 2020 14: 32 New
    10
    Business trip: How Zhvanetsky was ahead of time with his monologue on turnstiles
    It is somehow strange that satirists are actually seers ...
    1. Ross xnumx
      Ross xnumx 14 June 2020 14: 47 New
      +3
      Quote: svp67
      It is somehow strange that satirists are actually seers ...

      Oddly enough, yes! And they can laugh themselves and can make the audience laugh, alluding to specific individuals with intricate sarcasm:
  • Podvodnik
    Podvodnik 14 June 2020 14: 45 New
    13
    I came across a poem. The first impression is contemporary. It turned out that the year 1855. Apollon Nikolaevich Maykov.
    Nothing changes.


    Mediocre few families
    By wealth and nods
    They own my homeland.
    Standing above all laws
    Wall stand around the king
    Like pugs greedy and angry
    And innocently saying:
    “After all, only we are Russia!”
  • Junior Private
    Junior Private 14 June 2020 15: 14 New
    +7
    Quote: bubalik

    ,,, and already "Dunno on the Moon," the campaign is written these days.

    A lot has been written, and for all ages. Starting from the same Dunno - for the younger age, the pioneer science fiction “Through thorns to the stars”, where Turanchox is directly the image of today's capitalist, for adults - “The Secret Fairway” - in the last episode, all the abomination of Nazi geopolitics ends with the monument to Admiral Makarov with his eternal - “Remember the war!” ... All that is relevant today cannot be listed. Soviet man was protected from all these abominations, and therefore gradually forgot. Today you need to know and remember this.
  • Vladimir Mashkov
    Vladimir Mashkov 14 June 2020 16: 49 New
    -1
    With sadness I am witnessing the transformation of a normal patriotic military site into an organ of liberals ... winked
    1. tracer
      tracer 15 June 2020 05: 18 New
      0
      You are right, it is impossible to express your opinion on the site already. Any good news or Russia's success in foreign and domestic policy, technology, butting with other states will all be spit on objections in comments, perverted and turned upside down. I will add that you yourself will not be able to delete the account. Need to ask the administration. Such a metamorphosis. I have been a participant and reader since 2013 and I know what I'm talking about. It's a pity I'm very sorry. Liberal, he is now an organ. But I won’t say which one ...
  • businessv
    businessv 14 June 2020 16: 56 New
    0
    No one could have thought that three or four decades would pass, and everything that Mikhail Mikhalych spoke from the stage would become a reality
    A very talented and intelligent person, God grant him health and long life! hi
  • Ether
    Ether 14 June 2020 20: 43 New
    +2
    Ohrenit, how many here, in VO admirers of this Russophobe. Better us ... be on him.
    1. tracer
      tracer 15 June 2020 14: 33 New
      0
      "Own" it is primarily supported. But not all ... there are examples of a completely opposite character than this vile type.
  • nikvic46
    nikvic46 15 June 2020 06: 52 New
    0
    Now the satire is out of fashion. It is too caustic. Another thing is humor below the waist. If there is not enough laughter, you will connect background laughter. And that's all right. We can love Zhvanetsky or hate him. From this he is neither cold nor hot. He has already taken place.
    1. Ether
      Ether 15 June 2020 19: 36 New
      +1
      Probably took place. But from this he did not cease to be a Russophobe, but whether he is climate-friendly or not, depends on whether the people will go to this "duty officer". That’s who really is a "seasoned human being", this is Shirvindt AA, despite the fact that these actors are almost the same age, and the nation is the same.
      1. nikvic46
        nikvic46 16 June 2020 06: 02 New
        0
        Alexander. I believe that the Russophobe is the one who scolds the ordinary Russian person. The rest is just politics.