Passenger fighter fighter Rafale-B catapulted on takeoff

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Passenger fighter fighter Rafale-B catapulted on takeoff

The French Air Force could lose the Rafale-B fighter after the passenger in the back seat, frightened by the flight, accidentally catapulted. According to The Daily Telegraph, the pilot managed to land a fighter.

According to the publication, the passenger of the French Air Force fighter Rafale-B was a 64-year-old Frenchman, whom friends and colleagues presented as a flight on a military plane about retirement. He could not refuse the “gift”, since the departure was authorized by the French Air Force command, and four friends came to support him and even hired a professional photographer.



It is reported that the man himself never expressed “a desire to fly on a military aircraft” and was panicky afraid when under stress. When the plane took off, in order to hold on, he accidentally grabbed the ejection lever, after which the catapult worked and threw it out of the aircraft cockpit at an altitude of 750 meters.


According to the report of the Bureau of Investigation and Analysis, during the bailout the man lost his loose helmet, but he managed to successfully land in a field near the border with Germany, having received only minor injuries.

The fighter pilot, who also received minor injuries after the second seat’s catapult was triggered, managed to take control of the situation and land the plane, despite the fact that the fighter’s device involves simultaneous bailout from both seats.

It is clarified that the pilot of the French Air Force is 35 years old, he has more than 2 thousand hours of flying time on fighters, including 905 on Rafale, but for the first time a civilian appeared behind him.

An investigation is underway on this fact, the French Ministry of Defense and the Air Force command have already received a recommendation to review the procedure for admitting civilians to flights on military aircraft.
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  1. +43
    April 17 2020 11: 54
    however, he managed to successfully land in a field near the border with Germany,

    Lucky ... a little more and in Germany would have landed ... from a series of jokes.

    Three women are driving in a car. One at the wheel and two in the back seat. Here
    they see a voting man. They stop, put him in the front seat.
    They go further. after a while, the lady driver can not cope
    with control, drives off the road and rushes directly onto the concrete wall.
    Confuses pedals, instead of the brake presses the gas and the wall is approaching everything
    more rapidly. A few tens of meters to the wall, a man abruptly vomits
    the parking brake and the car stops half a meter from death. Women start
    excitedly admire the man’s resourcefulness and reaction. He is modest
    answers:
    - ABOUT! Nonsense! I’m just a fighter pilot and thought it was a catapult lever
    1. +12
      April 17 2020 11: 57
      Quote: The same LYOKHA

      Lucky ... a little more and in

      But now will remember for life! Yes

      In general, wildness ... belay request
      1. +14
        April 17 2020 12: 05
        Quote: Olgovich
        In general, wildness ...

        Why wildness ...

        Apparently, the person is not a conflict, did not want to make the donors feel like idiots ... I tried to jump over my head for the sake of "friends and colleagues".
        1. +5
          April 17 2020 12: 45
          IMHO, if the cost of a gift is not cheap, it’s better to give money.
          (Except in very rare cases when you are a very close person, for example, or you can give something to the necessary and interesting person, that you just can’t buy it — a special stamp or coin to a collector.)
          Otherwise, a gift can easily spoil the mood of both the birthday person and the person who presented it.
          Well, or at least the wish list of a traitor to someone close to you first compose and choose from it
          And so little spoiled mood, I also got health problems, bailout is not harmless entertainment, big overload
          1. +4
            April 17 2020 15: 45
            Quote: Avior
            IMHO, if the cost of a gift is not cheap, it’s better to give money ....
            ...
            And so little spoiled mood, also got health problems ...

            And what a thrill the "friends" got!?!?!?
            I will not believe that true friends do not know each other enough to create such a thing.
            This is done according to the principle:
            A gift should be expensive and worthless.
            In order to show respect and so that the donor was not sorry ....

            And then there’s a performance ...
            1. +3
              April 17 2020 16: 26
              I came across many times when friends, acquaintances and relatives are sure that they are better than the name-holder, they know what he needs.
              And they are sure that it is useful.
              The fact that the meaning of the gift is to make someone nice, eludes them.
              1. +2
                April 17 2020 17: 34
                Well, I gave my brother, along with his daughters and his wife, for half a century I presented a flight in an airplane as a second pilot, since childhood he dreamed of flying and he liked the present. So, the question arises whether there were friends, those who gave him such an extreme) and yes, brother essno, not on a combat, but on a civilian, got up and returned, but he was very happy that he had experienced airplane control
                1. 0
                  April 17 2020 22: 37
                  Come on, criticize.
                  A funny story happened.
                  Everybody is alive. Memory for life.
                  Yes, and the Air Force authorities have now developed and approved new directives for a couple of years laughing
                  1. 0
                    April 18 2020 20: 59
                    Quote: Shurik70
                    Memory for life.

                    Naturally, obos .... th jumpsuit must have given him ... laughing
        2. 0
          April 17 2020 12: 48
          Quote: Spade
          did not want to make donors feel like idiots ...

          But he exposed himself as an idiot.
        3. +3
          April 17 2020 16: 02
          Quote: Spade
          Quote: Olgovich
          In general, wildness ...

          Why wildness ...

          Apparently, the person is not a conflict, did not want to make the donors feel like idiots ... I tried to jump over my head for the sake of "friends and colleagues".

          It's like that. He didn’t hit his face in the mud, but he pulled home the full pants. laughing And savagery because the question arises - Do they have something there, military aviation has withdrawn for self-sufficiency and carries out air rides, and how does a taxi deal with private transportation? request
          1. +3
            April 17 2020 16: 09
            Quote: Nyrobsky
            the question arises - Do they have something there, military aviation for self-sufficiency

            Apparently, here it is more "in order to increase the popularity of the Armed Forces among the population." And money is like a limiter, so that the number of those who wish does not go off scale
            1. +1
              April 17 2020 16: 12
              Quote: Spade
              Apparently, it is rather "in order to increase the popularity of the Armed Forces among the population."

              They succeeded, definitely !!! laughing French Air Force soooooo French ...
              1. 0
                April 17 2020 17: 35
                Some kind of fashion since 40 has gone to underestimate "pathetic Frenchies"
          2. 0
            April 17 2020 21: 53
            Maybe after they write who the pensioner was. And who are his friends. We are sure that our friends will agree to fly on a fighter and shoot from a tank.
      2. +2
        April 17 2020 12: 09
        Quote: Olgovich
        But now he will remember for life!

        Aha. Jump up at night laughing
      3. +11
        April 17 2020 12: 18
        the passenger of the fighter of the French air force Rafale-B was a 64-year-old Frenchman, to whom friends and colleagues presented a flight on a military aircraft for retirement.

        gave a flight on a military plane, and as a free bonus - a flight on a catapult Yes
        probably the man crossed himself more than once that he retired ... away from such friends and colleagues smile
        1. +6
          April 17 2020 13: 20
          Quote: Rich
          gave a flight on a military plane, and as a free bonus - a flight on a catapult

          But in the shoes of the pilot visited the full program. The most memorable gift.
      4. +2
        April 17 2020 23: 20
        Quote: Olgovich
        But now he will remember for life!

        Five years ago, one friend’s manager, friends and company executives gave a parachute jump for their birthday. He’s a big man, strong, but since childhood he’s very afraid for some reason ..

        Nowhere to go - jumped. With a fright, he managed to open both parachutes, both the main and the spare. They were partially confused and twisted, plus it accelerated greatly. In general, he stuck qualitatively into the ground and broke his leg in two places. Then he admitted that he was very happy that he did not have time to get laid out in the air. And he would say, he smelled fragrant while in a heap in his arms they dragged him to the car.

        He says that he remembered for a lifetime. The left leg is still limping.
    2. +15
      April 17 2020 11: 59
      Quote: The same Lech
      Lucky ... a little more and in Germany would have landed .. and thought it was the lever of the catapult

      Lucky sitting in the front cockpit, which did not catapult
      1. +7
        April 17 2020 13: 55
        Both lucky ones: the front one didn’t catapult, the second one that did without serious injuries. Compression fracture of the spine could well get.
        1. 0
          April 17 2020 14: 36
          Quote: dmmyak40
          Compression fracture of the spine could well get.

          With me in the same yard lived 2 guys not much older than me. Both entered the university, though I don’t remember which
          Catapulted with a difference of a month. I don’t know what diagnosis, but both were written off.
          Studied it seems already in the 4th year
      2. +3
        April 17 2020 17: 24
        Quote: Pete Mitchell
        Lucky lion sitting in the front cabin

        Why only .. "lucky"?
        A normal "pro" with knowledge of the "checkmate part" that he exploits. When you "carry" ... a "passenger", you always put the RPLK switch in the "Off" position (after opening wink )
        1. +3
          April 17 2020 18: 41
          I am not familiar with Rafale, but recalling my type -23: I do not remember that there was a similar opportunity; there are examples. Remembering his classmate ejected with -31 - there seems to have been no separate ejection there either; we’ll ask right here, whoever has the benefit.
          And lucky because he was able to return the plane to the ground and safely leave it. If I’m not mistaken, then the third ruined Su-27 captain with a “square” surname was precisely because of problems with ejection - there the volunteers cut down the visor, Krymsk seems.
          1. +1
            April 17 2020 19: 06
            Quote: Pete Mitchell
            but remembering my type -23: I don’t remember that there was a similar opportunity;

            So for sure, all SAPS on UM and UB and Migi and Su-hie (21,23,25, etc.) provides:
            - consecutive forced bailout of crew members: first a crew member of the rear cockpit (instructor), then a crew member of the front cockpit (pilot) while pulling out the bailout handrails on both seats;
            - compulsory bailout of the instructor from the handrail of bailout of the pilot's seat and subsequent bailout of the pilot;
            - bailout of the instructor from the handrails of his seat and the subsequent forced bailout of the pilot.

            Those. whoever jerked first (or both at once), the pilot first leaves the rear "office", then the front one.
            soldier
            1. +2
              April 17 2020 20: 02
              ancient
              Do not carry the blizzard about the backing (for separate bailouts ..), it’s funny already ...
          2. +1
            April 17 2020 19: 20
            Pete Mitchell Pete Mitchell
            Tramp...
            The ancient "blizzard" carries) forget it .. especially about the "counter" on fighters, for separate ejection ...
            1. +5
              April 17 2020 19: 41
              Fifty two, here you are not at all kind. Well, an educational program, well, maybe someone will be interested, Friday evening ...
              If you remember our teacher with the Prime Minister’s surname, may Allah send him a long life: he flew out of the rear cockpit not ready, in the front of his companion's hand trembled.
              I could be mistaken, but starting from the third generation, ejection from two-seater airplanes is compulsory: whoever pulled it off would both go out.
              Therefore, the French are “lucky," so to speak
              1. +2
                April 17 2020 19: 49
                Pete Mitchell Pete Mitchell
                And there is. About fighters.
                The old "bomb carriers", such as the Su 24, had a separate one. Su 34 has everything in common.
                Our types with you, too, have everything in common. Ancient, canister.
        2. +3
          April 17 2020 19: 16
          ancient

          Yah? This is what type of fighter ????
          1. +1
            April 17 2020 19: 36
            Quote: NN52
            NN52 (Dmitry)

            This is YOU from your .. "pupils" take an interest wink ... after all, probably "a lot has passed through your hands" .... "professional teacher" wassat
            1. +3
              April 17 2020 19: 43
              ancient

              A lot of. What's the question?
              1. +3
                April 17 2020 19: 49
                Quote: NN52
                A lot of. What's the question?

                For 5 years of service in disbanded regiments with practically "no touch" and level of training belay .... this is how many you .. "brought up" and learned "... and most importantly what ??? belay
                1. +2
                  April 17 2020 19: 52
                  ancient
                  Oh how ..
                  "Random" drew .... And he asks questions not on the "profile".
                  And what are 5 years of service? Random, Sergey, are you overheating in self-isolation?
                  1. +1
                    April 17 2020 21: 33
                    Quote: NN52
                    ancient ... Oh, how .. "Random" was drawn .... And questions not on the "profile" asks.

                    It also bothers me: to call your type factory codes, none of ours did this - either from cheap dude or google. Although I apologize random it’s kind of like 'under the official position', anything can happen, but then I lost count of types request
                    1. +1
                      April 17 2020 22: 02
                      Pete mitchell

                      And he is none of ours ..
                2. +1
                  April 18 2020 13: 42
                  Quote: ancient
                  years of service in disbanded shelves:

                  You still allow yourself to challenge the level - make your mark? In general, the manipulation of the abbreviation leads to an excellent possession of google, no more. Did you learn someone? About the fact that you didn’t roll someone - I won’t believe it, they rolled me, let me control - I know how this happens.
                  And an attempt to bullish about a raid in Time of Troubles: only confirms - google fed, there was one random
                  PS So that silly questions do not arise - various classes / types and a five-digit number in books.
        3. +1
          April 17 2020 19: 34
          Quote: ancient
          (pre-unlocked)

          I meant T-6 and T-6M (MR, MP) ... this is for those ..... "who in PDS ... flew on 31st" wassat
          1. +3
            April 17 2020 19: 40
            ancient

            Oh well .... but before 31 I flew on what ??? types to list ???
            Do not make laugh Ancient ...
            Change the lock.
            1. +4
              April 17 2020 19: 55
              Quote: ancient
              in view of the T-6 and T-6M (MP, MP) ...

              I still wildly apologize: was there a separate bailout at -24? The case of the navigator bailout after take-off is known, was it regulated by a switch there?
              We didn’t have this on fighter jets.
              PS Ancient, poke to strangers - not camille
              1. +2
                April 17 2020 22: 56
                Quote: Pete Mitchell
                I still wildly apologize: was there a separate bailout at -24?

                On the first series, the T-6 was completely separate (autonomous), so in 1975 the navigator "jumped out" during the launch, and the commander ... "stayed."
                Then, if memory serves, they began to set the command system, when both jump, if it is in the "automatic" position, only the delay there is large ... 1,5 seconds.
                Yes .. there is no such system on fighters and attack aircraft ... I already wrote.
                I agree ... not camilfo ...... but I'm not touching ..... "this" but it doesn't matter ... "...." Therefore, only YOU and with a capital letter (expression of the highest degree negative attitude) ... so you "call" ... how can I soldier
                As for the T-6 ... it was more familiar (like the S-52,54), T-8, 9-12,45, 01 well, etc. soldier
                1. +2
                  April 18 2020 01: 25
                  Quote: ancient
                  .. there is no such system on fighters and attack aircraft ... I already wrote.

                  Since you have already written, then probably someone will be interested.
                  On western types, by the way, forced is also worth it. When instructed - they warn about it. Therefore, it is especially interesting why the front did not 'come out'.
                  There is simply no logic to block the chair, it’s pointless
                2. +3
                  April 18 2020 02: 42
                  Quote: ancient
                  .so it was more familiar

                  It’s funny and even interesting where it was so familiar
                  And by the way, as he said: blocking the second chair does not make any sense, that in history we are looking for a darkness of examples...
                  Quote: ancient
                  "you carry" ... "passenger", then always put the RPLC switch in the "Off" position (
                  The French did not have a regular operation of the system - the front seat did not work: a glitch from the manufacturer, they wrote so.
                  The pilot was not taken aback, and there was no choice, and he saved the plane, handsome
                3. +1
                  April 18 2020 17: 31
                  Quote: ancient
                  As for the T-6 ... it was more familiar ..

                  Quote: ancient
                  Meant T-6 and T-6M (MP, MP) ...

                  But I’m embarrassed to ask: how did you meet MP?
                  1. +3
                    April 18 2020 22: 28
                    Quote: Pete Mitchell
                    But I’m embarrassed to ask: how did you meet MP?

                    First try to "spit", and then .... "hesitate to ask"? wassat
                    Do not hesitate ... 1982, completion of GSE, stage "B".
                    The cars were from the Kulon. Topic ... "...... with edition 84 DS and edition 01." bully
                    1. +1
                      April 18 2020 23: 44
                      Smiled ...
                      VLK where did you go? And the CF?
                    2. +2
                      April 19 2020 00: 50
                      You sometimes say conflicting things, like blocking forced bailouts when a passenger is being transported, therefore
                      Quote: ancient
                      and therefore .... "hesitate to ask"?

                      Indeed - 24MP is far from a mass plane, the machine is not common to say the least
                      1. +2
                        April 19 2020 10: 14
                        Quote: Pete Mitchell
                        You sometimes say conflicting things, like blocking forced bailouts when you carry a passenger

                        I never noticed this.
                        Quote: Pete Mitchell
                        Indeed - 24MP is far from a mass plane, the machine is not common to say the least

                        The "machine" as you put it, is not widespread at all.
                        But ..... the first two, which KB-shny and on which the GSI were carried out, were generally converted from serial T-6M wink
                        And subsequently, with the release of all subsequent ones in the experimental batch, the plant completely took the CD on the T-6M "typewriter" as a basis, so that the command ejection system remained in place.
                        In the photo, "druchok" .. "friend or foe" remained in place. (it is easy to find it - it is the only one on the edge of the "bulkhead" below, on a separate site) soldier
                      2. 0
                        April 19 2020 11: 23
                        Quote: ancient
                        In the photo, "druchok" .. "friend or foe" remained in place. (it is easy to find it - it is the only one on the edge of the "bulkhead" below, on a separate site)

                        Here is a photo of a different quality and noted specifically where this .. "duchok" RPKL
    3. +2
      April 17 2020 12: 08
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      .A little more and in Germany would have pleased ..

      And the Hans would have thought that the custodians were landing troops wassat
    4. +8
      April 17 2020 12: 39
      "however, he managed to successfully land in a field near the border with Germany," this Frenchman almost started another Franco-German war)
    5. +5
      April 17 2020 13: 11
      One of the two in the back seat speaks to a neighbor, carried away. That whisper answers, me too ...
    6. +1
      April 17 2020 14: 55
      They do not "plant", but "SILL"!
    7. +1
      April 17 2020 16: 04
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      Lucky ... a little more and in Germany would have landed ..

      Maybe on the contrary, no luck? With the help of a catapult, he wanted to overcome the closed border due to the coronavirus, but broke off. And what? Creative way, and not usually, with enthusiasm and intrigue lol
  2. +3
    April 17 2020 11: 56
    I understand everything, but this rolls over even in my liberal terms. War with France is impossible.
    1. +5
      April 17 2020 12: 04
      and not even needed, they can handle it
    2. +1
      April 17 2020 12: 06
      Its aircraft catapult (or capitulate as usual) near Germany soldier
      But it was a serious passenger if the flight commander himself authorized the flight.
  3. +7
    April 17 2020 11: 58
    the passenger of the fighter of the French air force Rafale-B was a 64-year-old Frenchman, to whom friends and colleagues presented a flight on a military aircraft for retirement.

    Figase! What an interesting life people have! Not a virus, it does so differently.
    For the rest of his life he will remember the "present".
    1. +3
      April 17 2020 12: 10
      Quote: Vasyan1971
      For the rest of his life he will remember the "present".

      And the caked pants lol
      1. 0
        April 17 2020 12: 17
        Quote: Lipchanin
        And the caked pants

        This is not even discussed. Interestingly, the pilot too ...?
        1. 0
          April 17 2020 12: 20
          Quote: Vasyan1971
          This is not even discussed. Interestingly, the pilot too ...?

          And probably his mouth still doesn’t close
          Fighter pilot who also received minor injuries after the catapult of the second seat

          Most likely the jaw is jammed laughing
    2. +1
      April 17 2020 16: 25
      Quote: Vasyan1971
      Figase! What an interesting life people have! Not a virus, so it’s different ..

      It was just a very, very accelerated paratrooper training course. On earth, friends poured him wine and broke a brick on his head.
      Quote: Vasyan1971
      For the rest of his life he will remember the "present".

      Wow !!!
  4. +5
    April 17 2020 11: 59
    A strange order in the French Air Force is to take passengers on a fighter jet at the request of his comrades. Okay, but the "passenger" was simply obliged to undergo a medical examination, and in the presence of stress the doctor should not have allowed him to fly, and there is no need to talk about instructions. And let the "passenger" be glad that retirement was not the last day of his life.
    1. +4
      April 17 2020 12: 12
      Quote: rotmistr60
      Strange orders in the French Air Force - ride passengers on a fighter

      In the 90s, we also drove a MiG-29.
      I remember the wife of the "new Russian" made such a gift to her husband in the DR
      1. +4
        April 17 2020 12: 33
        Quote: Lipchanin
        In the 90s, we also drove a MiG-29.

        Good day to all. You have in Russia and now have a company that provides these services
        http://www.aerotour.ru/excursion/flights-on-mig-25.aspx.
        though it says that the MiG-29 has been discontinued. But it is quite possible to resume.
        1. +1
          April 17 2020 16: 50
          Quote: kotdavin4i
          You have in Russia and now have a company that provides these services

          We in Russia provide any services for your money: savages, what to take from us. And then - France! I am very deeply disappointed. Highly.
        2. +1
          April 17 2020 21: 47
          Quote: kotdavin4i
          Quote: Lipchanin
          In the 90s, we also drove a MiG-29.

          Good day to all. You have in Russia and now have a company that provides these services
          http://www.aerotour.ru/excursion/flights-on-mig-25.aspx.
          though it says that the MiG-29 has been discontinued. But it is quite possible to resume.

          For the sake of interest, I went to your link. I almost died laughing! I quote: "Flight in the stratosphere at an altitude of 21 - 000 meters above the ground with aerobatics. From the airplane window you can see, on the one hand, a dark starry sky, and on the other hand it can be seen that our planet has a round shape."
          Enjoy ...
      2. +1
        April 17 2020 14: 22
        Quote: Lipchanin
        Quote: rotmistr60
        Strange orders in the French Air Force - ride passengers on a fighter

        In the 90s, we also drove a MiG-29.
        I remember the wife of the "new Russian" made such a gift to her husband in the DR

        And I remember how in the 90s the MiG-23UB was sold at the price of a far from new "nine". I remember asking my wife - come on, I say, let's buy. Fly to the dacha for 25 kilometers. smile
        1. 0
          April 17 2020 14: 25
          Quote: Zoldat_A
          I remember my wife offering - let's say buy.

          We bought one Yak-18. For a long time he stood in the garden. Where did he go then I don’t know
    2. +1
      April 17 2020 12: 20
      Quote: rotmistr60
      A strange order in the French Air Force is to roll passengers on a fighter at the request of his comrades.

      Looks like the "comrades" were not very simple, and the birthday man himself, if
      the departure was authorized by the French Air Force Command
      .
      1. 0
        April 17 2020 12: 29
        Quote: Vasyan1971
        Looks like the "comrades" were not very simple, and the birthday man himself, if

        Or maybe the payment for the flight was not "simple", but very simple
      2. +1
        April 17 2020 12: 47
        It’s not necessary personally to the commander, there rather the system has flights for money, the command simply formally approves.
        1. 0
          April 17 2020 12: 56
          Quote: Avior
          there, rather, the system has flights for money, the command simply formally states.

          Likely
          The French Ministry of Defense and the Air Force Command have already received a recommendation to review the admission procedure civilians flying military aircraft.
    3. +2
      April 17 2020 13: 43
      Quote: rotmistr60
      Strange orders in the French Air Force

      They, apparently, had taken pictures before the start of the flight, because
      even hired a professional photographer.
      Neglect of tradition is, you know, fraught.
      1. +1
        April 17 2020 14: 30
        Quote: Polite Elk
        Neglect of tradition is, you know, fraught.

        I read about traditions. During the WWII, one French pilot boasted that he did not recognize the signs and did not care about them.
        And here on the approach Friday the 13th. He bets that he flies 13 times that day and nothing will happen to him.
        Indeed 13 numbers flew 13 times
        At a banquet on the occasion of a won bet, he choked and died. request
        1. +3
          April 17 2020 14: 53
          Quote: Lipchanin
          During the WWII, one French pilot boasted that he did not recognize the signs and did not care about them.

          Two friends meet. One in the last term of pregnancy, all in hysteria and snot. The second one asks: what happened?
          - Yes, today I broke a porcelain plate. They say that the sign is bad. I’m afraid that the child would not be affected.
          - What are you ?! Do you believe in these nonsense ?! Stop. For example, when my mother was pregnant with me, the day before I was born, she smashed a gramophone record to smithereens. And, as you see, nothing happened ... nothing happened .... nothing happened ..
          1. -1
            April 17 2020 15: 05
            Quote: Polite Elk
            And, as you see, nothing happened ... nothing happened .... nothing happened ..

            Gyyyyyyy laughing good
    4. +1
      April 17 2020 17: 37
      Quote: rotmistr60
      A strange order in the French Air Force is to roll passengers on a fighter at the request of his comrades.

      In all the air forces of all countries of the world, such orders existed and exist wink


  5. +4
    April 17 2020 12: 00
    It turns out we have a lot in common with the French - gouging, for example.
    1. +4
      April 17 2020 13: 00
      Quote: prior
      It turns out we have a lot in common with the French - gouging, for example.

      I think that in gouging the Russians have much more in common with the Americans :))
      but in terms of “creativity” no one compares with ours :))
      1. +1
        April 17 2020 13: 22
        French, Italians - this is full
  6. +1
    April 17 2020 12: 01
    military equipment is not a training ground for excursions ... this case just proves it once again ...
  7. +5
    April 17 2020 12: 03
    Although he was afraid and did not want to, but one hell, grandfather flewlaughing
    1. +2
      April 17 2020 12: 22
      Quote: Sayan
      Although he was afraid and did not want to, but one hell, grandfather flew

      Wedding. Knock on the door. On the threshold of 2 ambals
      - They ordered a fight
      - Of course not
      - Do not care, paid
    2. +2
      April 17 2020 14: 25
      Quote: Sayan
      Although he was afraid and did not want to, but one hell, grandfather flewlaughing

      Yeah....
      Mice cried, pricked, but continued to nibble a cactus ...
      smile
  8. +1
    April 17 2020 12: 04
    four friends came to support him and even hired a professional photographer.

    Some pictures are not high-quality from a professional photographer laughing
    1. +1
      April 17 2020 12: 30
      Quote: Igor Borisov_2
      Some pictures are not high-quality from a professional photographer

      He didn’t bring his eyes into focus from surprise and took a picture of his eye laughing
  9. -3
    April 17 2020 12: 08
    Found too .. an attraction.
    These are completely abnormal eurotollers.
    Millions of people eke out a miserable existence, and the wealthy on air force fighters have fun ...
    1. +4
      April 17 2020 12: 15
      Here, too, anyone can fly for 600 thousand for an instant-29
      1. +2
        April 17 2020 12: 33
        On the MiG-25 there were 10 flights EMNIP flight for 000 m ...
    2. +6
      April 17 2020 12: 25
      Quote: Doccor18
      Millions of people eke out a miserable existence, and the wealthy on air force fighters have fun ...

      1. 0
        April 17 2020 13: 14
        Whom did the new pensioner help when his carcass flew out of the cab? French air force?
        1. 0
          April 17 2020 14: 32
          Not he paid
          According to the publication, the passenger of the French Air Force fighter Rafale-B was a 64-year-old Frenchman, who friends and colleagues gave a flight on a military plane about retirement.

          Read diagonally?
          Do you help a lot?
          1. -1
            April 17 2020 15: 01
            And how to read diagonally?
            Your opus about a granny with a loaf and a French pensioner somehow does not fit. So I asked who he helped?
            And about the help ... I help, as far as possible, relatives, close ones, friends, the poor.
            1. 0
              April 17 2020 16: 48
              Yes, everything fits in there. Granny claims about kids in Africa you have
              Millions of people eke out a miserable existence,

              And here and there, someone should help.
              And how to read diagonally?

              Yes, how are you. Not all text
              1. -1
                April 17 2020 21: 58
                I always read the whole text!
                Where did you get the children of Africa?
                In my opinion, not me, but you are reading diagonally ...
    3. +5
      April 17 2020 12: 50
      They brought a rooster to the city, saw grilled chickens in a cupboard being fried, said these kloshi have completely lost their heads, there are no one to lay eggs in the village, but they are sunbathing and riding on the carousels :))))
  10. +4
    April 17 2020 12: 08
    friends and colleagues presented a flight on a military plane about retirement

    It's good that they didn't give them a "shoot"! ...
  11. +1
    April 17 2020 12: 13
    And do "them" have one handle to pull, and not two, as in our planes?
    1. 0
      April 17 2020 12: 26
      Quote: SHimoza
      And do "them" have one handle to pull, and not two, as in our planes?

      Well, he could pull two with a fright request
    2. +9
      April 17 2020 13: 28
      And do "them" have one handle to pull, and not two, as in our planes?

      Depends on the ejection seat.
      We have two handles on the K-36, but they pull one cable, they just think it’s more convenient. By the way, in order to pull our handle, the grip should be lower, and the movements of the hands to the center of the chest (this is so, just information).
      Rafal’s handle is also in the inguinal region, but with one loop, apparently, the grouping technique before exiting is slightly different.
      There are options when the handle is located on the headrest, taking hold of it, the pilot pulls his arms on the contrary, from top to bottom to the chest and stomach. There is a completely different stereotype of behavior: one day an American colleague was shown individual K-36 pens with the words "Eject"and with the characteristic movement of twitching from the groin, he looked at me stupidly, but after the translator translated him, he smiled, nodded his head and repeated the same gesture, but from behind his head))). By the way, he found this arrangement in a children's book about the planes that I bought for my son.
      And earlier (I don’t know now), it was a fashionable version of the handles behind the head restraint, but along with them a protective curtain for the face was pulled out, now this function is reliably performed by a filter, which when overloaded from 5g drops automatically, but the force at which the latch breaks can be reconfigured and on bole high rates from 10G. In short, there are many options, several main ones.
      1. +2
        April 17 2020 13: 36
        Thanks for the enlightenment. I learned something new.
  12. +2
    April 17 2020 12: 28
    Bolivar could not stand the two! :)))
  13. +5
    April 17 2020 12: 32
    Two pleasures for one price! In the right way! laughing
    It is necessary to clarify the surname, in order to realize nationality. good
    1. 0
      April 17 2020 13: 41
      Oh wow, you don’t need to escalate!
      1. 0
        April 19 2020 16: 46
        Oh wow, you don’t need to escalate!

        That is not, the passenger may be a relative of Aznavour.
  14. 0
    April 17 2020 12: 37
    According to the publication, the passenger of the French Air Force fighter Rafale-B was a 64-year-old Frenchman, whom friends and colleagues presented as a flight on a military plane about retirement.

    Better they would give him a trip on a NATO submarine.
  15. 0
    April 17 2020 12: 42
    And in the photo under the passenger what? Very similar to a brick)))
  16. +1
    April 17 2020 12: 48
    Fools! This is me about the poor fellow buddies. And the pilot is good, he hasn’t fallen asleep.
  17. +1
    April 17 2020 13: 19
    Quote: Spade
    Quote: Olgovich
    In general, wildness ...

    Why wildness ...

    Apparently, the person is not a conflict, did not want to make the donors feel like idiots ... I tried to jump over my head for the sake of "friends and colleagues".

    At the same time, he jumped with a parachute. Pleased friends. I can imagine how they will now solder it.
  18. +4
    April 17 2020 13: 20
    According to the report of the Bureau of Investigation and Analysis, during the bailout, the man lost his loose helmet

    A unique case!
    And laughter and sin.
    If you watch videos from YouTube, then we too often pilots do not attract the mask and do not connect the occipital compensator. And not an drawn mask dangling on the crossbars, when entering the stream, leads to nose bridge injuries and eyebrows dissection in almost 100% of cases, but I don’t remember this in order not to fasten the helmet.
    Anyway, how did he survive that? Shoes fly off - I will not lie, but if the helmet flies off, then only with the head (((
    A man is humanly sorry, I understand that flying can be scary (I’m afraid of civilian planes myself), but catapulting is even worse)))).
    In Rafale, the ejection handle, like on the K-36 in the inguinal region, is also poisonous in yellow-black. Could alert!
    But the organizers just fly in full))
  19. +2
    April 17 2020 13: 30
    What is this worthless man who in his seventh decade does not know how to say "no, I don't need it"?
  20. +2
    April 17 2020 13: 45
    the passenger of the fighter of the French air force Rafale-B was a 64-year-old Frenchman, to whom friends and colleagues presented a flight on a military aircraft for retirement.

    Here are the suckers - he had to raise his retirement age to 65, and then he would fly only next year!
  21. Cat
    +1
    April 17 2020 14: 54
    Hm .. Now it’s clear why ejection seats are not installed on passenger aircraft. Although there were creeps in this direction.
  22. 0
    April 17 2020 14: 58
    "stop, I'll get off!")))
  23. Cat
    0
    April 17 2020 15: 06
    friends and colleagues presented a flight on a military plane about retirement

    Now he is probably preparing a return gift for "friends and colleagues" am
  24. +4
    April 17 2020 15: 06
    during bailout a man lost his loose helmet
    “You saved my Izya? Yes, me! In that case, where did his hat go?” ... And there is also an interest ... how the pilot was able to control the plane and land it after the catapult was triggered? belay Did he ... catch up with him ... after the bailout? request
    1. -2
      April 17 2020 18: 37
      Most likely both will catapult only when the lever explodes the first pilot. Otherwise, it is difficult to explain, only a system malfunction.
      1. +1
        April 17 2020 22: 02
        Most likely both will catapult only when the lever explodes the first pilot. Otherwise, it is difficult to explain, only a system malfunction.

        With the longitudinal arrangement of the operator's seats, each pilot leaves the cockpit independently, the rear "passenger" always comes out first, so as not to intersect with the front one. With a transverse arrangement, it makes no difference, but preferably at the same time, but not so fundamentally, the guides carry the chairs in different directions.
        Simultaneous (uniform for all) bailouts occurs only in stupid American films, I saw one offhand, where the US president jumped out of a hijacked plane and was saved by a 10-year-old boy whom dad sent one to the forest for the initiation rite.
        1. 0
          April 17 2020 23: 38
          Thank you, I didn’t know, but my logic let us down poorly thought out according to the sequences of actions of pilots during ejection.
  25. 0
    April 17 2020 15: 36
    We have only one civilian flying in military aircraft - the President .... otherwise it would not be so ...
  26. -1
    April 17 2020 18: 35
    The gift was unexpected with a surprise. The pensioner will not forget the sensations of this flight until the end of his days.
  27. +1
    April 17 2020 21: 29
    during bailout a man lost his loose helmet
    - Loose helmet, improper briefing, staff fault.
  28. -1
    April 18 2020 01: 52
    Two questions: why did not shoot the second person.
    And what the hell is the passenger wearing a helmet. Finally a mess.
  29. 0
    April 19 2020 10: 05
    Have fun! Although laughing in such cases is a sin ...