I am unemployed. Verified by experience

I am unemployed. Verified by experience

Dismissal as a fact



Shortly before the crisis, the highest-grossing film in Russia, if you remember, was the sci-fi “Serf”. Now many people can consider the position of a slave as happiness. Already fit to shoot another box office movie - "Unemployed."

On Monday, April 6th, a call rang in my house in the morning. Together with colleagues, we have been working on a remote site for a week. The head of the department called: he told me to come to the office. However, for how urgent, for some reason I did not speak.

Perhaps, therefore, or not quite, but in general, immediately an unpleasant chill ran down my back. They will fire me, I thought (neither give nor take Stirlitz). Barely forced himself to get into the car and go to the side of work. Although the roads were almost empty, I was in no particular hurry.

The conversation with the boss, but actually a caring leader, began with the usual “about this” topic. We both understood that sooner or later it was necessary to go to the main thing, but we delayed this moment. Premonition did not deceive me - dismissal. Pretty disappointed, I trudged into the personnel department.

At the door to the holy of holies, the office of personnel officers, loomed colleagues who were also fired. They quickly signed documents and ran out of office with a light ambler. There were no scandals, much to my surprise. In fairness, I must say that I was treated fairly fairly, and at least some kind of airbag appeared, that is, money for a rainy day. And they, dark days, as you understand, have already come.

Shortly before dismissal


Be sure to make a small digression into the past. For more than four years I have successfully worked in a rather large company: there were more than 1500 employees, 15000 client companies, it was a recognized leader in the industry, white salaries were always without delay. Nothing foreshadowed the crisis.

And then someone in faraway China coughed, then fell ill, infected one, the other, and off and on went around the world, by April it had seriously come down to us. Of course, knowing our mentality, decisions of the government, the state of the economy, features of doing business and its relationship with the state, it was not difficult to predict a close collapse. And I began to develop tactics in advance on the subject of "what will I do if I remain without work." No job at all.

Of course, one does not need to be a visionary to anticipate terrible unemployment not only in our thriving industry, but also in Russia as a whole. In the world, however, too. Today, at 51, I can only hope for communication or a miracle. But in order not to die of hunger on the way to this miracle, you need to have at least some stable minimum.

That is why, already signing the documents in the personnel department, I asked for a certificate for the Employment Center of the capital. May the readers forgive me for describing already an almost indigenous resident of the region, which the whole country considers, if not overweight, then certainly full. Well, I live here in Moscow, what to do. Naturally, before visiting the Employment Center, I read the information, re-listened to the performance of the guarantor and got acquainted with the new decrees - both of him and the mayor.

Immediately pleased, although it is very similar to sarcasm, that "new" unemployed Muscovites were paid 19500 rubles a month. To the new - this means they were fired exactly in the crisis, and those who were kicked out into the street earlier - let them, they say, continue to interrupt their 7-8 thousand. However, to get, or rather, to get these 19500 for some time, you need a lot of patience and, let’s say, some effort.

How to become an official unemployed. Instructions for use


First you need to take care of the set of documents. I must say right away that this instruction is for those who worked in white. For gray, black and IE (and self-employed) it may not be suitable. To have with you: passport, employment certificate, certificate of employment in the form (you should know in accounting), a diploma, or a certificate, who has what.

Next, you must certainly get to the website of the Moscow Employment Center “My work”. Probably in other cities and regions there is definitely something similar. There are two ways. Either register directly or enter through the State Services website, which is now unfamiliar only to the lazy. There on the special page there is a detailed instruction on how and what to do.

By the way, they also chew on which pages of which documents you need to scan in order to send them to the nearest branch of the Employment Center. Fill in the required fields, apply scans and press the button. And the site, it turns out, hangs. Still, so many comers.

However, there is a way out if the site does not load. Try it late in the evening, at night, in the morning - it should go for a drive, and you’ll coast your nerves. And then stupidly wait for the curator to call. Practice has already shown that it will take three to five days to wait. A lady called me four days later. And in a cheerful voice she began to ask clarifying questions. I suspect that her gaiety was nervous, because there are too many people like me.

Congratulations, you are accepted.


Fortunately, everything I sent came up to the format. And I myself fell into the parameters under the payment "in full." The merry lady was really amused and said that she would send me further instructions. And ... did not deceive. After a while I received a letter from her. Three files were sent to me in it: a communication scheme, a coupon, a memo.

The memo was briefly written about who I will now be in this life, the rules of behavior and the like. A meeting ticket is a relic of our past offline life. That is, it seems that you should come to such an address, to such an office, at what time and to whom.

This is actually not so scary. You don’t need to go anywhere, you don’t even have to get up from the sofa. All letters. Electronic, mind you.

Finally, the third document is what you need to prepare and send on the day of the “meeting”. It’s better not to be late and do everything at the appointed date and time. Even a little earlier. I was assigned to 9:15. I sent the documents at 7:45 a.m., just in case. It makes the task easier by sending them to the curator’s regular email address.


In general, the work has been done, but in a little more detail: what kind of documents? These are scans of the passport and labor pages that he sent earlier. But, now you hold them in your hand, and in the other you have a sheet with a date and signature. It turns out funny, quite for Instagram or other social networks, purely neighing.

But without laughter, the pages of the passport are the first spread, where there is a photo and so on, and a page with a registration. The scans of the labor page are almost the same: the first and the last, which says that you are fired. By the way, I just repeated my letter to the fireman with details and a resume.

Then again you need to wait, but not for long. Literally on the same day I received an order, even several. In the first I was solemnly declared unemployed and assigned a benefit of 12 thousand with a penny. In the next few orders, I was accrued some additional amounts from this and that, and as a result, those same 19500 rubles were accumulated.

What I, frankly, am incredibly happy (again sarcasm, but without fanaticism). I regularly contact former colleagues, friends outside the former company, read information resources as summaries from the theater of operations, and I understand that what could be worse next. So even such an amount may not let you die of hunger.

Of course, I’ll try to find a part-time job, as getting a profile at this time is almost impossible. Anyway, the labor market now is a kind of lifeless desert with rare islands of intense activity: couriers, couriers and once more couriers, plus a few drivers and courier drivers.

Instead of an epilogue


Oh yes, when there will be a payment, I don’t know yet. I’m waiting for the coveted SMS message and the ringing of money dropped on the card. But still I feel myself standing on the porch, sorting through coins in a hat.

It’s interesting, but how does that very “zero” patient feel in China (and whether in China), which brought down the economies of the whole world? I do not mean physical well-being, but moral. Although what to take from him, he did not build economies, but he was able to destroy it with one cough.
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  1. Ross xnumx April 20 2020 04: 59 New
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    It’s interesting, but how does that very “zero” patient feel in China (and whether in China), which brought down the economies of the whole world?
    Why do we need unemployed China? More lively interest will be caused by the transfer to unemployed people who could not prove their “elite” and professional suitability in a difficult time for the country.
    1. Stas157 April 20 2020 06: 24 New
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      What is the article about?
      A Muscovite who worked in the “white” boasted that he received 19 thousand allowance ... Well, received and received. What did he mean by that?

      So that others who are not Muscovites and those who do not work in white envy him with terrible envy? Because their number in the country is much larger than that particular case that the author described in the article.
      1. DMB 75 April 20 2020 06: 54 New
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        A neighbor, forty-four years, 9200 receives 4 months .. They said that after 2 months they would stop paying if they didn’t get anywhere, and from the vacancies there either a laborer or a dishwasher with his education. One school, it would be better to say that he went to vocational school , not in grades 9-10 ..
      2. aybolyt678 April 20 2020 07: 46 New
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        Quote: Stas157
        A Muscovite who worked in the “white” boasted that he received 19 thousand allowance ... Well, received and received. What did he mean by that?

        among my friends, over the past six months, there have been two deaths. In one case, it’s like alcohol intoxication in another, suicide. I knew them well and the cause of death in both cases is unemployment. Both up to forty.
        The author of the opus wanted to say that unemployment is a mass phenomenon that makes human existence meaningless, it is growing.
        1. Bashkirkhan April 20 2020 08: 17 New
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          Quote: aybolyt678
          In one case, it’s like alcohol intoxication in another, suicide. I knew them well and the cause of death in both cases is unemployment. Both up to forty.

          With my friends a similar situation, because of unemployment, many drank too much, one hanged himself. The district center has huge unemployment, residents from the 90s go to work in shifts to Siberia. The existing dairy and meat processing plant was covered with a female reproductive organ after the bankruptcy of collective farms. Muscovite, the author of the article, would like to say that 19500 rubles in the village is good money, which is not paid on time.
          1. Ilya-spb April 20 2020 08: 42 New
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            But the USSR will be remembered when unemployment was fought and defeated. It is necessary to revive the Soviet guarantee system.

            I wish good luck to a Muscovite in a difficult situation.

            But you need to change the system itself. I’m not talking about the hero of the article now .... It’s not good when a situation arises that a valuable specialist, say a teacher or a doctor, is out of work. Yes, and it happens!
            But the state has invested money in a valuable specialist and spent on his education.

            I consider it appropriate to return high-quality and affordable education and medicine. We pay taxes. Including - the employer pays insurance premiums. But we get practically nothing in return.

            Why citizens can not get cheap and high-quality housing and communal services, with an inexpensive cost of energy? Let the state pay. It's time to close the feeder.
            1. kjhg April 20 2020 09: 55 New
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              Quote: Ilya-spb
              I consider it appropriate to return high-quality and affordable education and medicine. We pay taxes. Including - the employer pays insurance premiums. But we get practically nothing in return.

              Are you seriously writing this or are you joking? Wake up! It’s been 30 years since wild capitalism arrived. And with such a system, you want to return quality and affordable education and medicine? Without changing the system, NOTHING WILL BE GOT. They will only compress, reduce and optimize.
              Quote: Ilya-spb
              Why citizens can not get cheap and high-quality housing and communal services, with an inexpensive cost of energy? Let the state pay. It's time to close the feeder.

              I explain again. In the near future, ALL government spending will fall on the people, and all export revenues will fall into the pocket of the ruling elite. All expenses for healthcare, education, culture, propaganda, etc. will, in one form or another, be paid by the people. Rosneft’s revenues will go only to the pocket of Sechin and other shareholders, Gazprom - to the pocket of Miller and the board of directors, etc.
              Quote: Ilya-spb
              It's time to close the feeder.
              To do this, change the system. People are not ready for this. So, we will endure further. Slaves and slaves do not deserve another.
              1. Ilya-spb April 20 2020 10: 29 New
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                I write absolutely seriously. The state now has two paths: either degradation and a slide towards revolution, or recovery.

                I emphasize once again - a return to the Soviet system and implies a change in the current system. In my opinion, it’s logical.

                Our people should not be evaluated as slave and servile. The Russian people are patient. Then it hits very painfully.
                Even in 1916, before the new year, 1917, no one expected the consequences of the impending Revolution. There were Masonic games, there was a February coup, but then there was a monstrous social explosion, which claimed all the players.
                1. kjhg April 20 2020 10: 58 New
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                  Quote: Ilya-spb
                  The state now has two paths: either degradation and a slide towards revolution, or recovery.

                  This is from your point of view, from the point of view of an ordinary person. Those who rule the country have a different view and many thoughtful and prepared actions that will not allow changing the system. The maximum that they allow, the transfer of power from one group to another, while maintaining the existing system, as happened in Ukraine. But even for this people will have to make great efforts.
                  Quote: Ilya-spb
                  I emphasize once again - a return to the Soviet system and implies a change in the current system. In my opinion, it’s logical.

                  Logically and, frankly, in something I even support you. But I understand that this is impossible without a civil war. Just because the system does not allow them to take power from them. For their preservation, they are ready to destroy millions of lives. Are the people ready for such sacrifices? No, not ready. So, the authorities have nothing to fear so far.
                  Quote: Ilya-spb
                  Our people should not be evaluated as slave and servile.

                  Unfortunately, he is just like that. For more than a hundred years, the Russian people, de facto (although de jure, he was liberated in 1861), lived under serfdom, after Europe was completely freed from this.
                  Quote: Ilya-spb
                  Even in 1916, before the new year, 1917, no one expected the consequences of the impending Revolution. There were Masonic games, there was a February coup, but then there was a monstrous social explosion, which claimed all the players.
                  This is a long topic. In short, at the end of 1916 - the beginning of 1917, a unique situation developed. Amid enormous human losses at the front, a shortage of bread in cities, etc. ruling elite, not people, almost unanimously demanded the abdication of the king. After that, already inside the elite, a squabble for power began. It was the disappearance of a strong centralized power that allowed various groups to campaign among the people, army and navy. Without this, they would have been quickly killed, as in 1905-1906, as during the Pugachev uprising, etc.
                  Quote: Ilya-spb
                  there was a monstrous social explosion that claimed all the players.

                  A social explosion against the backdrop of the defeat at the front in the Second World War, as it was then called. Attached to this was the existence of strong opposition parties, leaders, and much more. Which of these is available today? Almost nothing but the mass discontent of the people with the social standard of living. But this is disastrously small to change the system. Maximum, enough to change the faces of the ruling elite in the future.
                  1. Alexander Mosin April 26 2020 23: 32 New
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                    Quote: kjhg
                    I understand that this is impossible without a civil war. Just because the system does not allow them to take power from them. For their preservation, they are ready to destroy millions of lives. Are the people ready for such sacrifices? No, not ready. So, the authorities have nothing to fear so far.


                    You are mistaken, there is the only surefire way to expel today's corrupt power and change the system bloodlessly and without shocks. But in this, of course, that same people should participate, at least those who care about their future, their children and the country. No security officials and a bunch in the direction of people will not do if they go out en masse, from 500 in the Red Square and 000-5% of people in big cities to their central squares and arrange an indefinite strike. Until people understand that no one but themselves will do anything, freedom is not given anywhere and given out, people who are free in spirit take it.
              2. Esoteric April 20 2020 11: 58 New
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                I do not think that we have capitalism, even wild. Terry feudalism is in the yard. There are boyars, nobles, to know in one word, there are service people, and there are serfs pulling the tax.
              3. aybolyt678 April 20 2020 13: 06 New
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                Quote: kjhg
                To do this, change the system.

                as? grenade launcher will not help wassat here it is necessary differently
              4. bondrostov April 20 2020 13: 54 New
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                Yesterday I was talking to a neighbor. Whining that everything is ... bad. I’m telling him well you voted for the darkest. I'm even glad that he threw them into retirement. So they need suckers ...
                1. kjhg April 20 2020 14: 09 New
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                  I also have a couple of friends who supported the GDP. They all reduced to the fact that yes, they say, we live poorly, steal, but it is relatively stable. With others, it can get worse. No matter how much I explain to them, that Putin without high oil prices is nobody, that stability is imaginary, and as soon as oil prices collapse, stability will come to an end, but they did not believe. Now they are starting to believe slowly, but they still hope that the accumulated reserves will allow them to get by with little blood. They will not allow it. Siluanov has already made a statement that the NWF will fall from 11,8 trillion by the end of the year. rubles, up to 7 trillion. And this, as we know, is an optimistic scenario. Even so, how much will the remaining 7 trillion be enough if oil prices do not rise?
                  1. bondrostov April 20 2020 14: 12 New
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                    I hope that the final stabilizer comes as soon as possible. Maybe then the people will piss, and if not then this people is not worthy of the land on which it lives.
                    1. Nastia makarova April 21 2020 06: 57 New
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                      Yes, no one will rise, they will cry and howl and survive, but their ass will not be torn off the sofa
              5. andrew42 April 23 2020 16: 47 New
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                It's like that. But the bourgeois very cleverly got the hang of washing the population. The population squeaks, but regularly votes for "Edinaya Rossiya", LDPR and other fallback options, and their proteges are just like "hedgehogs and cactus." Sometimes it comes to senility: you talk with a 60-year-old disabled pensioner, a former worker at the machine tool, and you hear that "it's all the communists to blame." Not a corrupt elite (even so), but simply "communists", moreover, 30 years ago! I don’t know what to do here.
        2. Cube123 April 20 2020 08: 40 New
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          Quote: aybolyt678
          I knew them well and the cause of death in both cases is unemployment. Both up to forty.
          The author of the opus wanted to say that unemployment is a mass phenomenon that makes human existence meaningless, it is growing.

          The author is not envied now. He has the most dangerous age. He had not yet realized that even after the epidemic was over he would not be hired simply because he would fall under the Law on the Protection of Citizens of Pre-Retirement Age. If he is hired, then he cannot be dismissed until retirement. And employers do not like this very much.
        3. Doccor18 April 20 2020 13: 03 New
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          I watched American films before, where a person who lost his job died slowly or killed himself quickly. Well, I thought, this is bourgeois America, we don’t have that. We have job postings on every post. Arrived ...
          That is, we reached America.
          Now we have a man who has lost his job, and if he is already under 50, he is almost doomed.
          Sad and offended by the state.
      3. Malyuta April 20 2020 08: 35 New
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        Quote: Stas157
        What is the article about?

        And this is not an article, this is a "black swan" for the current government. there are millions of such "swans" across this country, and very soon lies will be revealed about the fake% of unemployment and about inflation of 3% and about the fatigue of raising your knees.
        1. The leader of the Redskins April 20 2020 11: 11 New
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          Very sober and detailed look. Otherwise, the majority will rest their foreheads on the monitor / TV screen and mutter mantras about greatness, invincibility and omnipotence.
      4. depressant April 20 2020 12: 05 New
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        Stas 157, The author of the article gave useful information: Moscow is fed and will continue to be fed with all available means. This is a simple people of the provinces, history does not teach anything. Power is taught by history: all revolutions take place in the capital, and unrest in a hungry province can be declared a riot of irresponsible citizens and suppressed by the Russian Guard.
      5. 7gor April 21 2020 09: 10 New
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        No, my friend! The post was written with bitterness! I understand this person and his problems! For the second week I am thinking of applying or not applying for a “serf” who can no longer go to work in a neighboring city!
    2. depressant April 20 2020 11: 44 New
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      Dear colleague, ROSS 42!
      Let me disagree with you. We all care about the "zero" patient in China. Because it is highly probable that the patient worked at a factory supplying parts to Russia, or tools used in our own production, and the factory at which Chinese zero worked was naturally quarantined. And on May 1, we will officially come out of "self-isolation." Will our production work right there in full force, or at least partially? I suspect not. Supply chains are broken, many intermediate and even initial links have fallen. It is unlikely for this reason that our production will quickly recover, and some will not recover at all. It remains only to hope that we will come out of "self-isolation" later than everyone else. It is hoped that supplying partners have already earned money, are driving products and have not yet found another market for their sales, leaving us with nothing. And if only China. This happens when each screw has to be imported from another country.
      1. SovAr238A April 20 2020 22: 52 New
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        Quote: depressant
        And on May 1, we will officially come out of "self-isolation."


        Until May 10, you definitely won’t leave ...
  2. st2st April 20 2020 05: 02 New
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    I did not understand (maybe - an unwise person), the post of the author. He complains that the whole country lives like this, and at the same time demands privileges for himself, his beloved. Hundreds of thousands without work in the regions do not shake him. He is a Muscovite. He is the chosen one. the author, look into the regions, beyond the Moscow Ring Road. There, in general - a complete jo .... and
    1. DEDPIHTO April 20 2020 06: 36 New
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      So it’s hard for a masked serf to get used to the skin of the unemployed, that’s stinging. laughing
      Shortly before the crisis, the highest-grossing film in Russia, if you remember, was the sci-fi “Serf”. Now many people can consider the position of a slave as happiness. Already fit to shoot another box office movie - "Unemployed."
      So I, too, am considered unemployed, because I don’t work for ,, businessmen ”and for under-state, but I don’t run for handouts either. I’m my own boss, I work only for myself, so I don’t consider myself unemployed!
    2. 30143 April 20 2020 08: 08 New
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      St2st!
      Well no. He showed perspective to everyone.
      And in the province it will be even worse. But, there people have long been accustomed to living like that. And here, really, stress.
      As for the Muscovite, I want to say - but why didn’t you (maybe a stupid person) write about the problems of the outback?
      If we, the forum participants, support morally even one person, then we will already do a good deed.
      Vaughn and the VO website asked for help and people responded! And no one jerked.
      1. st2st April 21 2020 04: 08 New
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        Dear ViNi (it was possible to put a human name in a nickname), for all my modest (very modest) opportunities, I help people here in my Amur Region. And, I do not morally support someone, but, really, with money, albeit not big, but, all the same ...
        1. 30143 April 21 2020 08: 01 New
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          Honor and praise. It is without jerking.
          But sometimes there are cases when you want to laugh at the first reading, etc. And then you think about it and begin to regret that you did not adhere to the proverb - the word is not a sparrow ...
          And then they wrote.
          Regarding Nick, these are the first letters of F and I. This is really the initials.
          1. st2st April 21 2020 08: 57 New
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            Thank you for understanding. I really try to help grandmothers in my house (50 apartments), as far as possible. It does not always work . That masks are not on sale (from the word - at all), then diz. there is no solution for hands. In general, we are spinning with a friend, as we can
  3. Adams April 20 2020 05: 08 New
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    Dear author. I have a question. Did your company you work for produce anything but words?
  4. Thrifty April 20 2020 05: 10 New
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    Vadim hi , do not be upset, such as you, there will be a lot of unemployed in the country soon! How is it that they’re not fit into the market? That is, they wanted to live honestly, work honestly, and not steal! We can only hope for the best, for hope dies last. ...
  5. Tank jacket April 20 2020 05: 12 New
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    The author is 51 years old, so in 1991 he was 20 years old. For the "holy nineties" he put it aside, pressed it out, speculated in dollars, sawed it off (participated in the plunder of the country). For everything in this life you have to pay ... And for the silent "my hut from the edge" -also.
    1. smart ass April 20 2020 05: 31 New
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      What are you doing under the tanks at the white house?
      1. Tank jacket April 20 2020 05: 51 New
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        And about the Moscow protests of Maydanuty in the summer of 2019, will you remind you again? About which, you allegedly did not hear anything ... As?
        1. smart ass April 20 2020 10: 19 New
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          The problem is that under protest may sign any protest.
      2. APIS April 20 2020 06: 03 New
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        Those who went under the tanks in 1991 should have already hanged themselves.
    2. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 06: 08 New
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      of course. nothing else can be said about man. squeezed and sold bucks. with these accusations I’m still grandmother at the entrance, but the local drunkards I remember accused. quite vile of you, I will tell you the truth about strangers so to speak. but I am not your conscience. what a pity ...
      1. Tank jacket April 20 2020 06: 35 New
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        But there were “holy nineties” for which the country lost 40 million killed, and then “fat two thousandths,” what do you write to me about conscience?
        1. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 06: 46 New
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          Yes they were. but what does the author and your claims to him?
          1. Tank jacket April 20 2020 06: 59 New
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            And why did you get that I have a complaint to the author? It’s easy and pleasant to speak the truth. (C)
            Are there accumulations of fatty thousandths? Let him rent a Moscow apartment to his mother in the province ...
            1. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 08: 03 New
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              The author is 51 years old, so in 1991 he was 20 years old. For the "holy nineties" he put it aside, pressed it out, speculated in dollars, sawed it off (participated in the plunder of the country). For everything in this life you have to pay ... And for the silent "my hut from the edge" -also.
              but does this have any other meaning besides the words about the author?
        2. Gardamir April 20 2020 09: 15 New
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          saints of the nineties "for which the country lost 40 million dead
          Strange, many "grandfathers", for some reason, remember the year 1917, but it turns out that many remember the 90s, but are embarrassed to speak.
        3. smart ass April 20 2020 09: 53 New
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          And there was a war and there were Pechenegs with Polovtsy))) ha
      2. 30143 April 20 2020 08: 12 New
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        Do not worry. You are not the only one on the site. Those who did this, they don’t go to this site.
  6. Van 16 April 20 2020 05: 22 New
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    All this I went about 12 years ago, when our production was completely closed. The manual, however, was with Gulkin’s nose, and not the same as now. I can only wish the author patience and success in finding a job.
  7. Fedorov April 20 2020 05: 23 New
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    I will not offend the author, the article is stupid.
    I haven’t been working officially for a year, and I am choking on myself normally. Provided that the hands are not from the ass, and the brain is present Gogol from Babel to distinguish.
    Work is always there, like nagging that it does not exist. And someone is to blame.
    1. Gardamir April 20 2020 09: 17 New
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      Gogol from Babel
      Well, well, what about Bebel, what didn’t you remember? Or no longer distinguish?
      1. Fedorov April 20 2020 10: 01 New
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        Well, I went to bed early in the morning, with whom it does not happen. Overexposed perhaps. The brain did not stand in place.
  8. smith7 April 20 2020 05: 25 New
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    We have more work than people! Come if you are a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, an operator of CNC machines, a mechanic for mechanical assembly, an electroplating machine, a foundry worker, a turner, a milling machine operator ... True, only effective managers came to us from Moscow ... Before the coronovirus ... In today's realities, it’s possible they can still multiply ...recourse
    1. R-140 April 20 2020 05: 33 New
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      good I agree with you completely.
    2. Fedorov April 20 2020 06: 23 New
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      CNC machine operator,

      And how much money will they pay? I’m not only an air defense officer, not a specialist - an adjuster of CNC with two Soviet diplomas, I can assemble and disassemble a computer, though I need to learn Chinese and Japanese, if it’s also BOSCH Germanic.
      1. smith7 April 20 2020 06: 32 New
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        http://splav.org/v3/vacancy.asp. За ЧПУ не готов... Посмотрите что вывешано на сайте от отдела кадров. PS Краем кха слыхал, что до 30 апреля набор персонала приостановлен, однако изучите предложения!
        1. Snarkxnumx April 20 2020 08: 05 New
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          I'm afraid that this crisis will affect the military-industrial complex, the army, and even military pensioners. Well, the rest of us.
        2. SovAr238A April 20 2020 22: 57 New
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          Quote: smith7
          http://splav.org/v3/vacancy.asp. За ЧПУ не готов... Посмотрите что вывешано на сайте от отдела кадров. PS Краем кха слыхал, что до 30 апреля набор персонала приостановлен, однако изучите предложения!


          Jobs for 3 people for the whole plant ...
    3. Pavel73 April 20 2020 06: 43 New
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      The saddest thing is that in Moscow people of the above professions live no better.
    4. Ingvar 72 April 20 2020 07: 57 New
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      Quote: smith7
      mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, operator of CNC machines,

      These professions are really in demand and are well paid. The problem is that they need to be studied for a long time, and the vocational school system is successfully "optimized". That is why a vacuum has arisen in the field of highly educated workers. hi
    5. Thrifty April 20 2020 08: 13 New
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      Smith7 hi so it's good that there is work constantly! It’s bad that this is only so in some places, and that staff shortages are for specialists! Discover the secret - in which region do you live - work? ?? belay
      1. alma April 20 2020 08: 57 New
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        What region do you live in? Do you work?

        Tula - judging by the site
    6. SovAr238A April 20 2020 22: 54 New
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      Quote: smith7
      We have more work than people! Come if you are a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, an operator of CNC machines, a mechanic for mechanical assembly, an electroplating machine, a foundry worker, a turner, a milling machine operator ... True, only effective managers came to us from Moscow ... Before the coronovirus ... In today's realities, it’s possible they can still multiply ...recourse


      Well, tell me, where is such a miracle in the country, what would be the vacancies at the plant?
  9. Andrey VOV April 20 2020 05: 44 New
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    And to work as a courier zapadlo, well, yes, we are from Muscovy, this business is not collar and plankton .... no, I’ll sit around my neck, a healthy man, with a car and an apartment, and let the couriers come by the couriers. .. it would be better if the author didn’t write, but you know, the seditious thought crept in that this article was written by someone from the Moscow Mayor’s office responsible for the unemployed .. if so, then for the creativity of three, and if the author, then two
  10. Zaurbek April 20 2020 05: 57 New
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    The point here is that it was he who was fired, that you can simply lose your job, even working in a large company. And that there are many. And before dismissing the Moscow office, as a rule, they immediately cut those in the regions.
    1. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 06: 11 New
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      not at all. it all depends on the direction of activity. in our country, on the contrary, they began to squeeze their heads and partially so that people would not be driven around the capital. and the regions, on the contrary, have increased their funds since it will all end, and if we lose everything in the regions, then we can no longer open it.
      1. Zaurbek April 20 2020 06: 24 New
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        My industry also works with might and main ..... But we all, in the end, depend on solvent demand.
        1. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 06: 49 New
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          Well, it's all a disaster. around the world. demand falls on all that is possible. for this, we are building up funds so that we can hold out. At the meeting, the main thing that they decided is that you can lose money. and having lost the network and people, we’ll lose everything at all. Well, if it's rude.
  11. Aleksey Aleksandrovich April 20 2020 06: 03 New
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    A large company, a market leader, took and fired like that? Without notice of dismissal for 2 months, as it should be, the Labor Code was just taken and thrown away?
    1. Mitroha April 20 2020 06: 56 New
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      Well, the author pointed to the “airbag that appeared”, apparently, they agreed to do without the exact implementation of the Labor Code
    2. Amateur April 20 2020 07: 32 New
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      In accordance with Article 180 of the Labor Code of the Russian Federation, an employee who is dismissed at the initiative of the administration is required to give written notice 2 months in advance. With the consent of the employee, earlier dismissal is allowed with monetary compensation for the days remaining up to 2 months. So everything is within the framework of TC.
      1. Aleksey Aleksandrovich April 20 2020 07: 54 New
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        The author did not specify the details of the dismissal. He simply wrote that he was fired one day at the initiative of the employer.
        1. Amateur April 20 2020 07: 57 New
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          Once again caved in before the employer. "These are the good ones, they gave money, they took it from the heart."
          Suddenly, get a job again tomorrow.
  12. really April 20 2020 06: 22 New
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    Strange comments, the author told the story, and how to get through the first stage, how the registration mechanism works. And then the author begins to reproach, ugly
    1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 06: 44 New
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      Quote: really
      And then the author begins to reproach, ugly

      My salary is less than the author’s allowance, so let him sit on the couch and enjoy.
      1. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 06: 50 New
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        Well, it's your business that you have a small salary. a person writes about something else.
        1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 06: 51 New
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          Quote: carstorm 11
          a person writes about something else.

          He is just with sarcasm and writes about the manual, and how to get it.
          1. carstorm 11 April 20 2020 07: 01 New
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            Well of course with sarcasm. He, for the reason that he likes to joke and fast, went to get a manual and to share with you how to do it. stupidly sarcasm. he just has nothing more to do. that’s how many times it has been said in the history of our country — you are trying to do good, they will surely cheat.
            1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 07: 09 New
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              Quote: carstorm 11
              well of course with sarcasm

              Immediately pleased, although it is very similar to sarcasm, that "new" unemployed Muscovites were paid 19500 rubles a month.
              What I, frankly, am incredibly happy (again sarcasm, but without fanaticism).
              Let not sarcasm.
      2. Mitroha April 20 2020 07: 00 New
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        Did the toad strangle you?
        Well, the man received normal allowance, so rejoice for him. So no, the neighbor’s cow hasn’t died, the trouble is right .. What kind of people ...
        1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 07: 03 New
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          Well, the man received normal allowance, so rejoice for him.

          Yeah, he's on the couch with a cash pillow and allowance, and now I'm going to work hard in the rain. And will I still be happy?
          1. Mitroha April 20 2020 07: 04 New
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            How do you live with such malice? Heartburn does not torment?
            Health to you, and peace of mind
            1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 07: 14 New
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              Quote: Mitroha
              Heartburn does not torment?

              Do not torment.
              Quote: Mitroha
              Health to you, and peace of mind

              Watch your best. And I have something to worry about, besides my own health.
          2. Revival April 20 2020 19: 51 New
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            And here is the author?
            Go and deal with those who pay you so much for working under the rain!
            1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 20: 27 New
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              Quote: Revival
              And here is the author?

              And why is he unhappy with that? According to Putin, he, unemployed, is included in the class of average Russians.
              Quote: Revival
              Go and deal with those who pay you so much for working under the rain!

              With a government that sets a minimum wage? I am not a suicide.
              1. Revival April 21 2020 03: 20 New
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                If the author campaigned for Putin, I would support you, and so he also thanks ... in the pope
      3. Lopatov April 20 2020 09: 05 New
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        Quote: mordvin xnumx
        My salary is less than the author’s allowance, so let him sit on the couch and enjoy.

        Moscow is an expensive city. Including due to the fact that there they pay more.
        1. Lannan Shi April 20 2020 10: 35 New
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          Quote: Spade
          Moscow is an expensive city.

          For visitors dear. And for those with housing - not very. Products are few, but cheaper, the communal apartment is not higher, and often lower by several times, things are the same. Services are also cheaper. Where is the high cost then?
        2. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 18: 13 New
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          Quote: Spade
          Moscow is an expensive city.

          I know how expensive he is. Not much more expensive than ours, except for transport. Compare.
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            Quote: mordvin xnumx
            Quote: Spade
            Moscow is an expensive city.

            I know how expensive he is. Not much more expensive than ours, except for transport. Compare.

            Men who have been riding there every season for a long time unanimously claim to be expensive.
            1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 18: 19 New
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              Quote: Spade
              Men who have been riding there every season for a long time unanimously claim to be expensive.

              Transport and rental housing. As well as services such as restaurants, hairdressers, etc. I also went there to the construction site.
        3. Zastupnik April 20 2020 20: 48 New
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          Quote: Spade
          Quote: mordvin xnumx
          My salary is less than the author’s allowance, so let him sit on the couch and enjoy.

          Moscow is an expensive city. Including due to the fact that there they pay more.

          And a big risk that they will throw ...!
      4. Aleksey Aleksandrovich April 20 2020 09: 32 New
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        Your salary is your problem. Aator at what?
        Well, and what tone to set the article is also the matter of the author.
        Then they pay you a little, oo they write incorrectly. If you're so smart, write the right article.
        1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 18: 15 New
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          Quote: Alexey Alexandrovich
          If you're so smart, write the right article.

          What do you write about?
          1. Aleksey Aleksandrovich April 20 2020 19: 16 New
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            Write about your small salary.
            1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 20: 24 New
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              Quote: Alexey Alexandrovich
              Write about your small salary.

              Maybe I’ll write about my big one, what did I get before? Would you go around the corner where the tomatoes sell. winked
              1. Aleksey Aleksandrovich April 20 2020 20: 41 New
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                Write what you want. In any case, you are not interesting to me.
                1. Mordvin 3 April 20 2020 20: 43 New
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                  Quote: Alexey Alexandrovich
                  Write what you want

                  And I write what I want.
                  Quote: Alexey Alexandrovich
                  In any case, you are not interesting to me.

                  Similarly. hi
  13. Per se. April 20 2020 06: 32 New
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    He did not build economies, but he was able to destroy it with one cough.
    He did not build, and it was not a “cough” thing. Now much will change, it must be assumed otherwise, if it were easier to say what was directly Russian and what was done in China. Much has been done, from pencils and children's toys, to clothes, shoes and sophisticated equipment. Gentlemen, "effective managers", with their sale of raw materials and Soviet military developments, will now have to seriously think about real import substitution. And, in general, gentlemen of the bourgeoisie, how many enterprises have been built in almost 30 years of capitalism in the new Russia, jobs have been created ... Yes, this is not the Soviet Union, and because of the devastation, through the war it became a nuclear superpower after 26 years and launched the first world space satellite in 34 years.

    We have not been given a third, either we will return the selected capitalism to the dustbin of history, where it belongs, we will correct the mistakes and begin to live in renewed socialism, or the next “optimizations” and reductions will bring a margin of safety from the USSR, on which we are still driving. In addition, much rests on our veterans who have received excellent Soviet education, old skilled workers, craftsmen, engineers, designers, scientists ... Perhaps the pandemic epidemic is a sabotage, a war, primarily against Russia, which is dependent on Chinese goods , and, most importantly, from our working pensioners.
    1. Snail N9 April 20 2020 06: 56 New
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      Funny you- "think" ... "think" is not for them. But the “main leader” clearly told them (the Kremlin) the plan of action is “wait out” (like everything will resolve itself and yes, it’s not Sechin and the leader who have brought down the Russian economy, it’s a coronovirus and crisis — I’ll remind you if anyone thinks differently) That's all. And as for work .... the "chief leader" signed a decree legitimizing the presence of migrant migrants who are illegally in Russia and, moreover, allowed illegal migrants to work without restrictions .. While the law-abiding population is "on self-isolation" and loses his job. Everything is right, everything is for the people of the country, and only takes care of the poor people ..
      1. Per se. April 20 2020 08: 09 New
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        Quote: Snail N9
        this is not Sechin and the leader brought down the Russian economy, this is coronovirus and crisis
        Naturally, how could it be otherwise - “It’s not my fault, he came” ... The whole question is, who so “came” to Russia, a virus, a crisis or capitalism? World capitalism has a leader and a master, and it is not Russia with its oligarchs and other "bad boys" who have fled from the CPSU to the bourgeoisie for a "packet of cookies" and a "jar of jam." In general, can communists be former if they were real communists? Could an idea die if they had one? Russia has become dependent, no “parallel”, independent capitalism can be built in Russia, this is utopia.

        Secondly, capitalism itself has lost its positive position, as soon as transnational monopolies have developed, competition has become fiction. Capitalism itself is a virus that devours the resources of the planet and kills humanity with consumer morality and the cult of money. Capitalism created a crisis, and this is natural for the world economic pyramid, which capitalism essentially has become. Without the expansion of the pyramid, the global MMM stalled, the new colonies from the former socialist bloc ended, there is nowhere to expand - a crisis from which the only way out is something like the global pandemic, that is, a periodically hanging system needs a new reboot, " cancellation of debts, "new excess profits in trouble. Otherwise, you can be comforted, remembering the Leader.
        Then rose and barking,
        And only the old parrot
        Shouted loudly from the branches:
        "The big giraffe - he knows better!"
  14. regdan April 20 2020 06: 51 New
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    Don’t worry, dude will boost housing, or something else. The main thing is that you are not happy ....
    1. depressant April 20 2020 12: 19 New
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      Yes, they have already raised. I don’t know how anyone’s, and every month my rent is heavier by a new 700 rubles.
      1. Crane April 23 2020 19: 58 New
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        Each mc on 700r? Those. since January already by 2800 TR? Could you give more details, where is this communal apartment growing so much?
  15. frei67 April 20 2020 07: 01 New
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    19500 so as not to die of hunger? as if you are masked in another country. With such a sum in my city today you will marry a rich man.
    1. Snail N9 April 20 2020 07: 30 New
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      Yes, just one “talking head” - the expert from the “zombie man” - said quite seriously that compensation payments to those who have lost their jobs right now are quite enough and even have a “small excess”, as ATTENTION! :: loans, mortgages and Housing and communal services they (the unemployed) will not have to pay during isolation (she believes that, like that, they took and received a “credit-mortgage vacation”, as well as a delay in housing and communal services, yeah, and in addition, after quarantine, you will have to pay off the accumulated debts anyway) , they don’t need to leave home and don’t have to go anywhere, which means there will be no transportation costs / a sedentary lifestyle leads to calorie savings and therefore, food costs will be the lowest, etc. In the studio, they noticed that such “increased” payments planned only for the period of self-isolation, and then return to the usual meager, to which the "talking head" with a serious, posed voice answered with an assertion: "Do you want the states to subsidize the idlers? Let them go and look for work later, Empty they will thank the state for taking care of them now, during the period of "self-isolation." Self-isolation will end and everything will return to scientifically substantiated and statutory compensation for the unemployed .... "" hi
      1. Gato April 20 2020 08: 20 New
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        they don’t need to leave home and do not have to go anywhere, which means there will be no transport expenses / a sedentary lifestyle leads to calorie savings and therefore, the cost of food will be the most minimal and

        This is genius. And the environment is how to improve! You can even sell quotas to China
        1. depressant April 20 2020 12: 27 New
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          It’s strange ... I don’t spend calories on walking the whole day for self-isolation, but every day I feel like eating more than in previous times. Appetite, sneaky, played out! And, most importantly, I want something like this - something that has never been part of my diet. Imagination, due to the type of Zen dishes offered for preparation, becomes sick.
    2. Revival April 20 2020 19: 54 New
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      This does not mean that it is good here. This is bad here, but you have worse
  16. parusnik April 20 2020 07: 15 New
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    Good luck to the author in his search for work ... You can only sympathize ... Here I just read, on mile, they say to foreign citizens, you do not need permission to work ...
    1. Snail N9 April 20 2020 08: 46 New
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      Here I just read, on mile, they say to foreign citizens, you do not need permission to work ...

      Ha, I just read an even more “interesting” proposal to alleviate the situation of migrants:
      ASI invited the government to temporarily equate migrants with Russian citizens to pay them unemployment benefits. Due to the pandemic, many migrants lost their jobs and cannot leave. Initiative will require legislative changes


      The Agency for Strategic Initiatives (ASI) sent Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin a list of proposals for regulating the labor market and employment in connection with the spread of the coronavirus COVID-19. One of the initiatives is to temporarily equalize migrants with Russian citizens so that they can receive unemployment benefits. The letter, signed by ASI CEO Svetlana Chupsheva, is at the disposal of RBC, its authenticity was confirmed by a representative of the agency.

      Peer support

      ASI suggests that while providing support to employees of organizations in connection with the coronavirus, “equate migrants with citizens of the Russian Federation to receive unemployment benefits (and a number of other benefits and payments) and measures in the field of employment support”. The agency’s letter does not specify specific categories of migrants.

      https://www.business-gazeta.ru/news/465596
      What touching concern for migrants, don't you find?
      1. parusnik April 20 2020 11: 38 New
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        Very touching, who will work in the fields for 10 tyrov ..?
        1. Snail N9 April 20 2020 12: 04 New
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          Set everywhere a beggarly level of wages, working conditions and TB lower below the plinth, and then constantly nod at it, they say, you see! no one wants to work for this money and in such conditions, except for migrants! You can’t do without migrants !. How is it in the style of "effective managers" of the Kremlin spill ....
        2. Revival April 20 2020 19: 56 New
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          In general, in the fields and somewhere else they should work for 10000 rubles.!?
          The country of black Africa so now?
      2. depressant April 20 2020 12: 39 New
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        Interested parties demand that the situation of migrants be understood: they say that if we don’t give them money, they will go rob and kill them, and there will be 10 million of them (they have already threatened crime with the leader of the Uzbek diaspora). I will not be surprised if help is provided to migrant workers. After all, along the way, you can roll back in a big way.
  17. Gato April 20 2020 07: 35 New
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    What to do:
    I'm waiting for the coveted SMS message

    Who's guilty:
    the same "zero" patient in China
  18. Qwertyarion April 20 2020 07: 40 New
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    My friend has his own company, is engaged in the production of food and for the sale he needs sales representatives, here he always had a problem .....
    Ignoramuses, lazy people, just stupid and incapable individuals are looking for work on sites. The turnover of people is just awful.
    Now everything has changed, on the websites of resumes of car dealership managers with experience of 10-15 years, sellers from non-grocery stores, office employees, etc. He began to recruit such people.
    He is pleased with these people, they quickly retrain and get involved in the work, and they are very active.
    1. Gato April 20 2020 08: 15 New
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      When / if the epidemic passes, everything will return to normal. And will come back again
      Ignoramuses, idlers, just dumb and incapable individuals
      1. Qwertyarion April 20 2020 08: 23 New
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        Partly yes, but part of the retrained staff will remain working in a new place.
        1. Gato April 20 2020 08: 31 New
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          Yes it is possible. But it will probably not be the best, those that will not be able to return to the previous level
          1. Qwertyarion April 20 2020 08: 32 New
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            That is life
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    1. really April 20 2020 08: 25 New
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      drinks This is not Rambam, this is King Solomon
      1. Gato April 20 2020 08: 32 New
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        So he set (s). And anyway, you never know who can hide behind a nickname belay
  20. Gato April 20 2020 08: 25 New
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    In general, all this “struggle” with COVID reminds me of the Ukrainian method of extinguishing fires - when everything burns out, then it goes out by itself.
    1. cniza April 20 2020 08: 47 New
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      Quote: Gato
      In general, all this “struggle” with COVID reminds me of the Ukrainian method of extinguishing fires - when everything burns out, then it goes out by itself.


      While this is exactly what is happening, doctors cannot understand what they are dealing with, for each patient they invent a personal “bicycle”.
      1. Qwertyarion April 20 2020 08: 55 New
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        Quote: cniza
        for each patient invent a personal "bicycle".

        Indeed, a very strange virus ... Doctors like in war
      2. Gato April 20 2020 09: 02 New
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        doctors cannot understand what they are dealing with; for each patient they invent a personal "bicycle"

        Well, doctors can only sympathize, they are like that pianist - he plays as he can request The state is another matter: it shows its “social” orientation in all its glory. Although, it is strange to read such plaintive articles from the "builder of developed capitalism." According to the text, he is 51 years old; therefore, he taught the classics of Marxism at school, and if he did not teach, but smoked, there is nothing to cry.
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        Maybe he just let the virus collect his tribute. He will take it anyway.?
    2. g_ae April 20 2020 09: 06 New
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      And why immediately Ukrainian? Governor Uss, for example, is a fully qualified fire extinguisher in this way. He even arranges master classes. And by area in this way much more fires were extinguished in Russia than in Ukraine. So it’s a completely Russian way.
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        And why immediately Ukrainian?

        Let's not argue for priority drinks Let it be pan-Slavic
  21. samarin1969 April 20 2020 08: 58 New
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    I sympathize with the author. Himself 3 times had to get into these situations. And each time "in connection with the liquidation" and quite unexpectedly. It was morally difficult. "Sediment" has remained so far, although many years have passed.
    I had to study a lot and change the "field of activity": a chair for an employee's overalls and vice versa. Any work is honorable. A good janitor is more valuable than a bad academician.

    If the author is not burdened with loans, rental housing, family expenses, healthy, then he will calmly survive on the allowance, even in Moscow. You only have to think over the diet and change habits.
    1. Gato April 20 2020 09: 12 New
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      even in Moscow. You only have to think over a diet and change habits

      .. and maybe even a place of residence
    2. Gato April 20 2020 09: 21 New
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      I had to study a lot

      Wow, I moved to the IT-related unit 3 years before the demobilization. Many colleagues turned a finger at the temple - what for you need to turn your brains out. But now I feel confident, do not count for dartanyanism bully
  22. O. Bender April 20 2020 09: 11 New
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    The third month I am in the ranks of the official unemployed ... Registration went smoothly, quickly literally three days. Benefit 12130, the first month, payment after visiting one ... three days twice a month in unequal parts. Nothing extraordinary. There’s something else received Directions for filling vacancies, that’s the most interesting thing, or rather the reaction on the part of the employer. The scheme is that the company representative broadcasts that I arrange them, but they hire them under the GPC contract, with a trial period of three months, with payment not exceeding the minimum salary T e 12130r minus personal income tax. They refuse to fill out fully, test period, etc. etc. But in this case, I lose my unemployment status, or I lose the right to support from the social support bodies. In this case, they write to me in the direction of filling that I didn’t pass the interview. They don’t want to officially, the probationary period is simply unrealistic. Why three months? During the interview, my competence was partially checked, two weeks for practical testing and everything will be clear. I even I put these two weeks to work for free, so as not to lose my status. But alas, I was politely asked to accept the terms of the employer and not otherwise. I looked at how long the vacancy exists, talked with the employees and realized they take it for a minimum of three months and then get fired. the whole story. In fairness, such a cunning employer came across one of three. And yet, for a long time tormented that they would answer the question about the amount of wages. After at least half an hour, they finally proudly announced that the payroll was only at stake! Half. The other half as a bonus but maybe not at stake. And maybe not half ....
    1. Gato April 20 2020 09: 25 New
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      with a trial period of three months, with payment of no more than a minimum wage

      XNUMX% divorce
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        I completely agree,!
    2. Gato April 20 2020 09: 37 New
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      they take them for a minimum of three months and then get fired. That's the whole story. In fairness, such a cunning employer came across one of three

      I don’t know how in other industries, but it was common in IT at one time: a programmer (or rather a few) comes for a trial period, they are given a piece of a real project with a minimum payment or no payment at all as a competitive test test (it depends on shag of the applicant), but after the execution - "I'm sorry, but the competition won such and such" or "you do not quite suit us."
      1. Snail N9 April 20 2020 11: 37 New
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        It is strange that such a "cunning" employer, the author of the post came across "one out of three." When I was looking for work 3 years ago, ALL of them came across to me (with the exception of those who shook hands and honestly said that the salary would be miserable, moreover, always). As my experience of walking on "vacancies" from the employment service has shown, they are all 100% scam and scammers, the very bottom of the labor market: either a divorce (they even tried to issue an IP for me to "cash out"), or the conditions and salary do not correspond in reality declared, or such, with a probationary period of up to “half a year” (sarcasm), followed by dismissal, or where some Gaster who squeezed out the Russians began to become impudent and the leadership is trying to dilute them with “white” blood, or a tyrant boss punishes staff with fines and the sweatshop system and people are fleeing from such a “benefactor”, etc. There are no normal jobs in the open labor market — good places with normal working conditions and more or less normal salaries people value and there is no staff turnover, and if there is free space, then people try to bring their acquaintance or relative they vouch for. And in the public domain, there is a hacked kidalovo or something with beggarly salaries, where even Gaster doesn't go. I, in the end, was able to find work only "in acquaintance" ...
        1. Snail N9 April 20 2020 11: 56 New
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          Here, by the way, about the “Magnet” and work in it (maybe someone will be interested):
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    Quote: Gato
    well, after execution - "I'm sorry, but such-and-such won the competition" or "you do not quite suit us."

    I also sometimes watch hard things. They recruit staff under the contract, but they do not announce that the work has a specific deadline, after which the employee is not needed ..... When a person finds out, he simply walks around.
  24. AlexSam April 20 2020 10: 42 New
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    Those who went under the tanks in 1991 should have already hanged themselves.

    Not just a must, but a must. Minus the commentary above was probably a stray oligarch or a young reformer who remained in power.
  25. ycuce234-san April 20 2020 12: 05 New
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    The author is pumping. The epidemic, even in the worst situation, will not last longer than a few months and the job market will recover.
    And to parry, state and market, the impact of rising unemployment can be an emergency development of the remote work sphere - for example, postpone the collection of taxes for several years (2-7 years depending on the industry), on the profit that the labor resources that employers derived "from shadows "and which managed to be transferred to a remote site. Then you can use this experience to deal with subsequent diseases and seasonal flu.
  26. Comrade Michael April 20 2020 12: 11 New
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    The President said that he has everything under control ... Everything "grit" will be fine, even better than good ... He has a KhPP (President’s cunning plan # 32042) in his head.
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    What can be seen in a first approximation: since 1991, "effective owners" (former Komsomol functionaries - "friends of the US dollar") destroyed the class of proletarians, and the working class either died out or transformed into "managers". And here it is again.
    First of all, everyone should be aware of their fundamental interests of their class. "No one will give us deliverance ... with his own hand! This is our last ..."
  28. Amper April 20 2020 20: 04 New
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    Under the patronage of the Mordovian ... a cosmodrome was built (!!!!?) East ... scandals about not paying salaries before and after that there was a sea. Thanks to the students-completed ... This is about the role and weight of it in the Russian Federation
  29. Amper April 20 2020 20: 11 New
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    Quote: ycuce234-san
    The author is pumping. The epidemic, even in the worst situation, will not last longer than a few months and the job market will recover.
    And to parry, state and market, the impact of rising unemployment can be an emergency development of the remote work sphere - for example, postpone the collection of taxes for several years (2-7 years depending on the industry), on the profit that the labor resources that employers derived "from shadows "and which managed to be transferred to a remote site. Then you can use this experience to deal with subsequent diseases and seasonal flu.

    In vain minus! Comrade sets out correctly! After a few months, unnecessary layers will die, the virus will disappear from hunger, and the oligarchs will hire the right slaves from the outskirts. True, there are doubts that someone will protect their wealth. (Who will water the enemies in the outhouse! ??) But the dictatorship has such an idea, from the limited mind
  30. awdrgy April 20 2020 20: 29 New
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    Almost everyone can use a fork (as a last resort, a spoon) because they don’t have a file for food because it’s for specific work. These scans are electronic forms of writing. Is the computer a tool too and it turns out that everyone should be able to use it as a fork? And if the creature did not need food and now needs more problems with it? -And how of course more? And if a person did not need a computer and now as food? (When I hear about these electronic things, it’s just like they are depriving me of freedom. For example, only on Friday I learned to attach a file (well, a photo) to an electronic letter, and my mother-in-law can’t even turn on the laptop And not because it’s so difficult to learn how to press a button, they old people understand what they bring to) Here are thoughts just after reading
  31. Comrade Kim April 22 2020 18: 31 New
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    A Muscovite who worked in the “white” boasted that he received 19 thousand allowance ... Well, received and received. What did he mean by that?


    Soon, new citizens of the Russian Federation will speak loudly and confidently.
    Their demands (thanks to the powerful lobbying of construction and trade oligarchs) are already being listened to by the government. And the liberal ones (PEDESTRIC MEDIA) began to set the stage, last week, a number of radio stations and newspapers intensely "touted" the step that the authorities should take to alleviate the fate of migrants - cancel the patent fee (25 rubles per year).
    Information: according to the UN, we constantly have more than 12 million migrant workers.


    Soon all the gaster will be equated with the citizens of the Russian Federation and they will receive exactly the same allowance.
    The oligarchs, who imported tens of thousands of migrants to their construction sites and markets, are not ready to pay their way home. Now this will be the problem of law-abiding compatriots.
    We will reap the bitter fruits. Of our taxes, they will pay benefits to migrants, and if they don’t have enough money, they will rob, steal and kill.

    "ASI proposed temporarily equalize labor migrants with citizens of Russia. This will allow them to receive unemployment benefits in the context of the coronavirus pandemic. Say, they do this in Europe, for example, in Portugal. "

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    Maksim Gorky
    The Song of the Stormy Petrel
    Over the gray plain of the sea, the wind collects clouds. Between the clouds and the sea the Petrel proudly roars, a black lightning similar.
    Either touching the wing of the wave, then flying up to the clouds with an arrow, he screams, and the clouds hear joy in the bold cry of a bird.
    In this scream - thirst for the storm! The power of anger, the flame of passion and confidence in victory are heard by the clouds in this cry.
    The seagulls moan before the storm - they moan, rush over the sea and are ready to hide their horror before the storm at the bottom.
    And the loons also moan - they, the loons, cannot enjoy the battle of life: the thunder of blows frightens them.
    A stupid penguin timidly hides a fat body in the cliffs ... Only a proud Petrel flies boldly and freely over the gray-haired sea of ​​foam!
    Closer and darker clouds descend above the sea, and they sing, and waves rush to a height towards thunder.
    Thunder rumbles. Waves groan in the foam of anger, arguing with the wind. A flock of waves embraces the wind with a strong embrace and throws them on a cliff in a wild anger, breaking emerald bulks into dust and splashes.
    The petrel screams with a cry, black lightning similar to an arrow piercing the clouds, the foam breaks the waves wing.
    Here he is rushing like a demon - a proud, black demon of a storm - and he laughs and weeps ... He laughs at the clouds, he sobs with joy!
    In the wrath of thunder, - a sensitive demon, - he has been hearing fatigue for a long time, he is sure that the clouds of the sun will not hide, - no, they will not!
    The wind howls ... Thunder rumbles ...
    Swarms of clouds over the abyss of the sea burn with blue flame. The sea catches lightning arrows and extinguishes in its abyss. Like fiery snakes, curl into the sea, disappearing, the reflections of these lightnings!
    - Storm! Soon the storm will break out!
    This bold Stormy Petrel proudly throws itself between the lightning above the roaring sea; then the prophet of victory screams:
    - Let the storm strike harder! ..
  33. Li17 April 25 2020 14: 10 New
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    I also have a couple of friends who supported the GDP. They all reduced to the fact that yes, they say, we live poorly, steal, but it is relatively stable. With others, it can get worse. No matter how much I explain to them, that Putin without high oil prices is nobody, that stability is imaginary, and as soon as oil prices collapse, stability will come to an end, but they did not believe. Now they are starting to believe slowly, but they still hope that the accumulated reserves will allow them to get by with little blood. They will not allow it. Siluanov has already made a statement that the NWF will fall from 11,8 trillion by the end of the year. rubles, up to 7 trillion. And this, as we know, is an optimistic scenario. Even so, how much will the remaining 7 trillion be enough if oil prices do not rise?

    I've been reading some about Putin .... but here he is .... and why are you for him .... The question is, who will be able to create a power from the country instead? Zyuganov, Zhirinovsky and company? Or the famous Navalny with amers benefactors and experience of the destruction of the Indians? I don’t know, I suggest that the moderators prohibit such people, but on condition that they don’t offer alternatives to GDP, especially if they can prove that their candidate can really be better!
  34. fif21 April 25 2020 17: 41 New
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    1. Make a plan based on your abilities and desires.
    2. If you can’t become an individual entrepreneur, call a friend, vacancies on the labor exchange, on the Internet.
    3. Have a car - taxi, courier
    4. Rent your property ........ look for a source of income.
    There is another option - wait until the company continues to work (in OK you will not be forgotten) hi