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A secret group of scientists spoke about the work on the creation of hypersonic laser weapons BLU-CLM

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A secret group of scientists spoke about the work on the creation of hypersonic laser weapons BLU-CLM

Specialists around the world are working on the creation of more advanced weapons models. One of the directions is combat laser weapon. Today, one of the current models of laser weapons is the Russian mobile complex Peresvet. But Russia, in terms of creating effective combat laser systems, is trying to catch up and overtake other countries.


The publication "Zina & Zohu", cited by the experts of the magazine "Interest International", published material that sheds light on the secret development of specialists from a secret laboratory under the government of Nubian Dacia in exile.

The source who wished to remain anonymous, like all Zina & Zohu sources, noted that they were working on a BLU-CLM (Combat Laser System) system. It is noted that this is the world's first hypersonic laser weapon (GLO). From an interview with a secret laboratory representative:

Judge for yourself, the speed of light is approximately 300 thousand kilometers per second. What is a laser beam? That's right - the light! Our experts, using modern technology, have calculated that 300 thousand km per second is more than 900 thousand Machs. So, our BLU system has every reason to be called hypersonic. This is the first hypersonic laser weapon on the planet, created using our own technology.

The developer revealed some aspects of this technology:

We reprinted the markings on 100 thousand Chinese laser pointers after their delivery. Using the tape-and-tape method, our scientists have integrated all of these pointers - into a single whole - a truly killer system. At the moment, we are working on how to simultaneously press buttons on all 100 thousand laser pointers to create this incredible impulse.

The representative of the development group added that the system has no analogues in the world and can make a real sensation at the upcoming military-technical salon if 12 layers of adhesive tape can withstand transportation by rolling BLU.

The development has already been evaluated by specialists of the specialized English-language analytical publication "What do they smoke?"

Military Review Congratulates Readers from 1 April! Against the backdrop of world events, let this be at least a small opportunity to escape from known problems.
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  1. AUL
    AUL April 1 2020 13: 06 New
    16
    And your whole back is white! (C)
    1. Nikolay87
      Nikolay87 April 1 2020 14: 10 New
      +5
      and the laces are untied wink
      1. Shurik70
        Shurik70 April 1 2020 21: 29 New
        +2
        Damn, I completely forgot ...
        good
    2. Voyager
      Voyager April 1 2020 14: 47 New
      +6
      Well, finally, otherwise I began to worry that there will be nothing today smile
    3. Polite Moose
      Polite Moose April 1 2020 14: 51 New
      +6
      Quote: AUL
      And your whole back is white! (C)

      Yeah. The article is simply the height of sparkling humor, approaching English in subtlety. I also appreciated. And most importantly, the authors did not forget to mention April 1. Here we have the wild East. Do not understand, sir.
  2. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter April 1 2020 13: 07 New
    12
    Since the first of April, dear forum users tongue
    1. Lipchanin
      Lipchanin April 1 2020 13: 29 New
      -4
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      Since the first of April, dear forum users

      But nothing that you called us fools? wassat
      1. kit88
        kit88 April 1 2020 14: 06 New
        +9
        A man runs down the escalator.
        Accidentally stepped on one standing. It’s necessary, he thinks, to return to apologize.
        - Sorry, I accidentally stepped on you.
        -- Nothing! I already spat on your back ...
        1. Lipchanin
          Lipchanin April 1 2020 14: 16 New
          -3
          And nothing that April 1 is also called "Fool's Day"?
          1. Well done
            Well done April 1 2020 14: 29 New
            +5
            Funky translation -
            The development has already been evaluated by specialists of the specialized English-language analytical publication "What do they smoke?"


            "What do they smoke?" laughing drinks Happy April, 1!!!
          2. venik
            venik April 1 2020 22: 59 New
            +1
            Quote: Lipchanin
            And nothing that April 1 is also called "Fool's Day"?

            ========
            And you, my friend is not an Anglo-Saxon hour? laughing This is their "Fool's Day"! (That's why humor is called "English" wassat ) And at the nvs - Day of Humor, Joke and Practical Jokes! drinks laughing lol tongue
  3. Mavrikiy
    Mavrikiy April 1 2020 13: 10 New
    +2
    BLU-CLM (Combat Laser System - combat laser system).
    Humor? Blue Combat Laser request
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  4. Dargavs
    Dargavs April 1 2020 13: 10 New
    -14
    This article is about what? About that: Secret group, Secret of scientists, Secretly told about the Secret work on creating the Secret hypersonic (laser ?? !!) BLU-CLM weapon. (Is it coming up with wet water? Or a hot fire?) What kind of nonsense?
    1. Phil77
      Phil77 April 1 2020 13: 12 New
      +8
      This is only April 1st! laughing
      1. venik
        venik April 1 2020 23: 16 New
        +2
        Quote: Phil77
        This is only April 1st! laughing

        =======
        I saw the headline ... At first I was a little taken aback .... Then I strained my "convolutions" and remembered the date (with this quarantine I had already begun to get lost!) .... At that moment my wife was passing by - pulled her by the sleeve:
        - Where have you been transported so?
        The wife made an attempt to turn her back to the mirror .... But! The reaction was instant ( good ):
        - Your lace is loose! Now come!
        Believe it or not, it was said so seriouslythat I automatically looked at my ..... slippers!!! wassat
        PS Most of all, the granddaughter was happy!
        All the holiday!
    2. Vadim02rus
      Vadim02rus April 1 2020 13: 14 New
      11
      Have you read the article? )
      1. JD1979
        JD1979 April 1 2020 13: 55 New
        +8
        Quote: Vadim02rus
        Have you read the article? )

        This one from the category - I do not read, but I have an opinion). If there is more than one paragraph in the text, then the RAM is overloaded with information.
    3. Lipchanin
      Lipchanin April 1 2020 13: 32 New
      +3
      Quote: DargAVS
      What kind of nonsense?

      Until the end did not read?
      I will quote
      Military Review congratulates readers on April 1! Against the backdrop of world events, let this be at least a small opportunity to escape from known problems.
    4. Piramidon
      Piramidon April 1 2020 13: 56 New
      +1
      Quote: DargAVS
      What kind of nonsense?

      And if you look at the calendar?
  5. Bolbot
    Bolbot April 1 2020 13: 13 New
    +7
    And if. Uuzki to mount a dagger in the SLC, then summing the speed of light and the speed of the rocket we get a hyperslight weapon, the beam will go faster than the speed of light by 3-4 mach, which will increase the lethal force exponentially.
    1. knn54
      knn54 April 1 2020 13: 25 New
      +3
      Unless waving ... the whole group.
      Perhaps what do they drink? "
      "Group of Scientists", with a PROFESSIONAL holiday.
  6. Dargavs
    Dargavs April 1 2020 13: 13 New
    +7
    Oh. I looked at the calendar and something relieved. Maybe it's for the best.
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  8. Pavel57
    Pavel57 April 1 2020 13: 18 New
    +2
    Anonymous Anonymous Group ...
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  10. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 April 1 2020 13: 23 New
    +3
    shedding light on the secret development of experts in a secret laboratory under the government of Dacia in exile.
    After that, it became clear that VO was joking. On the other hand, the media, without any jokes, often refer to secret sources close to the "celestials" themselves and nothing, the reader believes.
    1. orionvitt
      orionvitt April 1 2020 14: 58 New
      +2
      Quote: rotmistr60
      After that it became clear that VO was joking

      Yes, it was clear from the title of the article that this was a joke. laughing But my mother-in-law has a birthday today. That was a joke, so a joke .. However, I have nothing against my mother-in-law, a golden man. Rarity.
  11. K-50
    K-50 April 1 2020 13: 26 New
    0
    A secret group of scientists spoke about the work on the creation of hypersonic laser weapons BLU-CLM

    Didn't even bother to read. That "April Fools' rally" lol
  12. Victor March 47
    Victor March 47 April 1 2020 13: 26 New
    +3
    Quote: Bolbot
    And if. Uuzki to mount a dagger in the SLC, then summing the speed of light and the speed of the rocket we get a hyperslight weapon, the beam will go faster than the speed of light by 3-4 mach, which will increase the lethal force exponentially.

    If you put the Dagger on the laser beam, then the total speed of the system will be several M more than the speed of light. According to Einstein, the mass of the dagger shell will increase to infinity, and they can destroy planets and worlds. Not just some lousy island with penguins and a sleeping supervolcano. And a shell with such a speed of movement and infinite mass can fly to the edge of the Universe, already without additional fuel consumption. Due to inertia.
  13. askort154
    askort154 April 1 2020 13: 26 New
    +6
    Advice of the day, how to protect yourself from infection.
    Stay close to people with a fume - next to them STERILE! drinks
  14. Nikolaevich I
    Nikolaevich I April 1 2020 13: 27 New
    +5
    Finally ! Wait! And I really thought that "today's" April 1 would be in vain, like the Day of the Paris Commune for Uncle Mitya from the movie "Love and Doves"!
  15. Zaurbek
    Zaurbek April 1 2020 13: 30 New
    +1
    Happy April, 1?.....
  16. Andrea
    Andrea April 1 2020 13: 37 New
    +1
    laughing Hang noodles on your ears! Better about hyperslight something vtyuhayte, I love good science fiction!
  17. Amateur
    Amateur April 1 2020 13: 40 New
    +1
    Hackwork brothers co-sitemates! It was necessary to add a dozen English names and a pound of numbers to the article, so that the article would be more like the works of a beloved author from VO! But the fact that they remembered about the holiday is already good!
    Since 1 April!
    1. Alexander Sosnitsky
      Alexander Sosnitsky April 1 2020 14: 15 New
      +1
      Russians are coming!
  18. cherkas.oe
    cherkas.oe April 1 2020 13: 43 New
    +1
    Secret group of scientists told

    Thank you from April 1st.
  19. Hazarov
    Hazarov April 1 2020 13: 48 New
    +4
    Dear author! There is an inaccuracy in your article. The fact is that this device has a gravitational ion drive with nuclear pumping at a subatomic level!
    Sincerely yours, Khazarov!
    hi
  20. Avior
    Avior April 1 2020 13: 48 New
    +1
    no, well, here is April 1 from the first lines laughing
    secret scientists from Dacia smile
    Dacia (Dacian kingdom) - a slave state that arose on the territory of Dacia (part of modern Romania) as a result of the unification of Geto-Dacian tribes [source not specified 809 days].

    The Dacian kingdom as an independent state existed from 82 BC. e. before the Roman conquest in 106 AD e., although its territory was constantly changing. The capital of the Dacian kingdom, Sarmisegetusa, which today is located on the territory of modern Romania, was destroyed by the Romans, but its name was added to the name of the new city of Ulpia Trajan Sarmisegetusa, which was built as the capital of the Roman province of Dacia.
  21. Lord of the Sith
    Lord of the Sith April 1 2020 13: 49 New
    +4
    The publication of "Zina & Zohu" and the Dacian government in exile is strong))

    All from April 1!
  22. Roman_vh
    Roman_vh April 1 2020 13: 54 New
    +3
    I remembered the joke.
    A business man gets off the train in Odessa and sees a monument to the "Unknown Soldier Rabinovich". Well, he thinks he got drunk on the train. Woke up, comes, reads "to the unknown soldier Rabinovich". She catches an aborigine and asks, "Well, how is it, the unknown and Rabinovich."
    The aborigine answers, well, well, he knows everything, but was he a soldier?
  23. parusnik
    parusnik April 1 2020 13: 56 New
    +2
    Waited !!! laughing Since 1 April!
    The publication "Zina & Zohu", cited by the experts of the magazine "Interest International", published material that sheds light on the secret development of specialists from a secret laboratory under the government of Nubian Dacia in exile.
    .. good
  24. Paranoid50
    Paranoid50 April 1 2020 13: 56 New
    +2
    EMNIP, a couple of years ago on April 1 a banter article was published on the first use of the Su-57 in Syria ...
    Just a couple of weeks, everything happened in real life. yes fellow Nowadays it has become easier to joke, but there are still "followers". wassat
  25. Naval
    Naval April 1 2020 13: 57 New
    +2
    Hypersonic laser pointer - an original marketing move, you need to patent laughing
  26. gridasov
    gridasov April 1 2020 13: 59 New
    -4
    In my foolishness, so an overabundance in real life. The problem will come into contact with a deep mind and ideas-grounded and realizable
    1. Avior
      Avior April 1 2020 14: 08 New
      +2
      fundamental lack of neural learning networks
      since April 1 happens suddenly smile only once a year, the training algorithm does not have time to retrain the bot after him :)
      1. gridasov
        gridasov April 1 2020 14: 23 New
        0
        Obviously, surprise is the result of a lack of ability to assume what is inevitable.
  27. Rostislav
    Rostislav April 1 2020 13: 59 New
    +1
    I read the name of the country and immediately remembered the country of Limpopo and its dictator Barmalei.
    Only American senators do not need to be scared today with a new adversary who has acquired the latest weapons.
  28. AU Ivanov.
    AU Ivanov. April 1 2020 14: 00 New
    -1
    From the point of view of physics, everything is correct. Hypersonic laser, supersonic rifle cartridge.
  29. Xnumx vis
    Xnumx vis April 1 2020 14: 12 New
    +1
    Pancake ! "A secret laboratory under the Nubian Dacian government in exile." .... government in exile ... Thank you! Against the background of all this blackness in the news lately, we need smiles and light light "news!" Thanks again ... wink drinks
  30. Liasenski
    Liasenski April 1 2020 14: 13 New
    +2
    I immediately smiled the phrase hypersonic laser)))
  31. Alexander Sosnitsky
    Alexander Sosnitsky April 1 2020 14: 14 New
    +1
    100 laser pointers is cool, I wouldn’t think of it. Thank you for a little brain twist, otherwise it stagnated. Well done. how much did you think?
  32. ZVS
    ZVS April 1 2020 14: 36 New
    -4
    Outright nonsense.
    1. AUL
      AUL April 1 2020 18: 55 New
      +1
      Quote: SU
      Outright nonsense.

      What nonsense, if it has already passed military tests and is put into production! You just do not follow the news.
      1. ZVS
        ZVS April 2 2020 12: 05 New
        -1
        You name it. The laser cannot be hypersonic. The very fact that the laser does not create a shock hypersonic wave suggests that hypersonic and laser are from different areas of physics.
  33. Victor March 47
    Victor March 47 April 1 2020 20: 41 New
    0
    Quote: Andrea
    laughing Hang noodles on your ears! Better about hyperslight something vtyuhayte, I love good science fiction!

    Hyperslight exists. But only in a virtual form. A light bunny, from a laser beam that spins at a decent speed around its axis, in Space Space describes circles with superluminal speed.
    1. AUL
      AUL April 1 2020 21: 15 New
      0
      Quote: Victor March 47
      A light bunny, from a laser beam that spins at a decent speed around its axis, in Space Space describes circles with superluminal speed.

      Your untruth! Replace the laser with a pissing man, conduct an experiment, and you will understand what your mistake is! Just experiment in the field, not in your toilet! laughing
  34. Ax Matt
    Ax Matt April 2 2020 01: 49 New
    +1
    FROM APRIL 1! laughing