From fly agaric to meldonium. Without doping, the Russians would not have won a single war

From fly agaric to meldonium. Without doping, the Russians would not have won a single war

No other country in the world has suffered such severe penalties for the use of doping in world sports as Russia. And this gives reason to believe that doping is a national treasure only among Russians.


In fact, athletes from the United States, Great Britain, Canada, Norway and other Western countries, with the rarest exception, are crystal honest and never use doping.

True, many of them, if not all, suffer from hereditary diseases such as asthma, tuberculosis or polio and are forced to use various prohibited medicinal products, but they do this only with the permission of the World Anti-Doping Agency - WADA. This gives them and their coaches unbearable suffering. It is said that such champions cry, using drugs with substances prohibited for completely healthy athletes.

But in sport everyone is equal. Therefore, men who have changed sex must necessarily participate in women's sports. And there should not be any sanctions for this, unless the Russians suddenly appear there. With their primitive biotechnologies, they will not be able to carry out sex reassignment operations without doping. Therefore, initially it is necessary to prohibit participation in competitions for Russian athletes who have changed sex.


All his history Russia has gained rich experience in the use of doping. Since antiquity, hop honey has been widely used here, to which, without any doubt, various doping compounds such as fly agaric or belladonna powders were added.

And how did the Russian Cossacks manage to get through and annex a huge space from the Urals to the Bering Strait to Russia in just one 17th century? Undoubtedly, they used doping to maintain their strength. Evidence of this is in historical documents. Russian scientist Stepan Krasheninnikov, having spent almost five years in Kamchatka in 1737-1741, described in detail the use of doping.

“Everything that drunk from agaric is doing is very harmful to their health, and if they had not been saved, then many would have died from that”
- writes Krasheninnikov and gives examples.

So, the secretary of a certain major Pavlutsky, who led the campaigns against the Chukchi, having eaten fly agaric, spent many hours “spinning on one leg until then, until the hops came out.”

If such a physical exercise appeared in the program of the modern Olympic Games, such a Russian would certainly become a champion, which once again speaks of Russia's undoubted fault in the use of doping.

All of the above suggests that Russia illegally appropriated Siberian territories.

Doping was especially widespread under the Russian emperor Peter the Great. The Russians could never have defeated the great Swede Charles XII if they had not used doping. After all, the Swedes, being representatives of European culture, always fought honestly, without using psychotropic and laughing substances. Thus, the results of Peter's wars with Sweden should also be considered unnatural and illegal, and the territories of the present Baltic countries annexed by Russia.

In the same way, doping helped the Russians win victories in the war with Napoleon, the Russian-Turkish wars. Sevastopol in the Crimean War of 1854-1856 would never have survived so much time under siege if Russian sailors and soldiers, not excluding officers, generals and admirals, did not use doping. This alone indicates that the Crimean Peninsula was appropriated by Russia illegally.

And it’s not necessary to talk about World War II at all, since no other people, without using doping, could resist the European army united under the command of Adolf Hitler.

France, Poland, Belgium and other European countries fought with the Third Reich, unlike Russia, honestly without doping, and therefore suffered defeats. The USSR would never have been able to win without doping, and therefore its victory should also be considered illegal. If WADA then existed, it would, without a doubt, detect prohibited substances in Soviet soldiers and officers. And this would make it possible to challenge the outcome of the Battle of Stalingrad and the assault on Berlin.

Before the flight of Yuri Gagarin, the USSR did not submit information on the state of his health and analysis materials to international organizations. Thus, there is every reason to believe that the Russian astronaut used doping, to consider his flight illegal and to deprive him of the title of the first man in space, and to assign this title to the American astronaut Alan Shepard.

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The absurdity and bias of WADA’s actions against Russia, transferred to historical soil, can provide an inexhaustible occasion for jokes and laughter. Everything would be just like that if in this connection the sunset of world and Olympic sports did not follow.
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  1. Lexus 20 February 2020 05: 44 New
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    And what result did you expect after you repented and raised the white flag?
    1. Finches 20 February 2020 06: 07 New
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      What about vodka ?? I don’t even go to the wind without a sip of vodka ...! laughing
      1. bessmertniy 20 February 2020 06: 25 New
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        Vodka is not dope, but Russian national tea! wassat
        1. Lamata 20 February 2020 06: 48 New
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          For Europa, vodka with our appetizer (cucumber, kaputsk, fat !!!!!!!!) is a terrible dope.
          1. Yngvar 20 February 2020 07: 23 New
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            Savage you! I read it before dinner ... I almost drowned in saliva, pumped out ...
            1. Lamata 20 February 2020 09: 15 New
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              Sorry))) Here a couple of days ago, one comrade described it even better, so I wept)))) I want to, but you can’t.
              1. krot 20 February 2020 09: 25 New
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                Liked the article! Thanks, have fun! laughing
        2. akunin 20 February 2020 18: 04 New
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          Quote: bessmertniy
          Vodka is not dope, but Russian national tea!

          food for the soul, mind and body
          - The waiter! A liter of vodka, please!
          - Will you eat something?
          - But her, darling, and we will eat!
        3. Gene84 20 February 2020 18: 40 New
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          Quote: bessmertniy
          Vodka is not dope, but Russian national tea! wassat

          laughing And in general they don’t drink it, but eat it wassat
      2. Tiksi-3 20 February 2020 10: 05 New
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        Quote: Finches
        What about vodka ?? I don’t even go to the wind without a sip of vodka ...

        lucky for you, I’m eating mushrooms for breakfast and for dinner meldonium with cheese
        1. Gene84 20 February 2020 18: 45 New
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          Quote: Tiksi-3
          I’m eating mushrooms for breakfast and for dinner meldonium with cheese

          laughing
          You do not have breakfast with dinner belay
          Be sure to eat all this with dope wassat
    2. Den717 20 February 2020 07: 59 New
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      Quote: lexus
      And what result did you expect after you repented and raised the white flag?

      And before that, it was different? For the war in Vietnam with more victims than in Afghanistan, the United States was not subjected to any sanctions from the Olympic movement. The USSR in 1980 held its Olympics in the face of a wide boycott from the NATO circle. Therefore, I think that no white flag, nor any repentance, became the reasons for the increased pressure from WADA. Everything that is happening around Russia today, all these sanctions, court decisions, stories with flows, Olympiads, Ukraine, Syria are all different elements of one process, a hybrid war between the Anglo-Saxon world and Russia, a hidden conflict with a complex internal structure and proceeding in the form of an integrated military-political, financial, economic, informational and cultural-worldview confrontation that does not have a specific status. It is quite difficult for an ordinary person to imagine in full the scale of this confrontation and the resources that have to be spent on ensuring the country's security. After all, there are no contrastingly noticeable vivid conflicts with the use of military force. And it seems like peacetime, it seems that everything is taking its course, only a slight increase in competition, which is usual in world politics. I think that our government is intentionally harboring the seriousness of the events in order not to create panic and rush demand for basic necessities among the population. Let the people criticize the government and officials better, they say they did not inspect, they signed the agreements wrong, they sent not all summits. But in fact, the agreements are signed normally and correctly, and the purity of the sport is controlled quite effectively. But for us, with our 145 million people, while striving to live within the framework of the law, it is very difficult to butt with 800 million frankly gangster communities in the form of the USA + EU, which change the rules of international communication on the go, or they directly violate all agreements. And no matter how they resist, there will be losses. While financially-moral, but one must be prepared and more tangible. I think so....
      1. NordUral 20 February 2020 13: 17 New
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        In order to adequately respond to the bandits, and almost the entire elite of the United States is clearly frostbitten, we, the country and the people, need to be strong and united, which is unrealistic under liberal and thieving power, patriotic only in words.
    3. knn54 20 February 2020 13: 30 New
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      As I already said, for the “ordinary” athlete there is medicine, then for the Russian one there is dope.
      Then we are surprised at the victories of the Norwegian “bronchitists”.
      Until now, I could not find the answer - is a diuretic or laxative doping.
      For the first one who runs into it is already unbearable.
  2. gel
    gel 20 February 2020 05: 48 New
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    And it was necessary to act as China did in this case. And all the claims about
  3. Andrey VOV 20 February 2020 05: 56 New
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    Yes, it’s not a white flag, whether they hung out or not, they’ve started something against Russia anyway, it’s time to get used to the fact that all decisions will always be against us, because they hate us and are afraid of us
    1. Gardamir 20 February 2020 06: 08 New
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      Forever you whine. They hate you. It is necessary to behave in such a way that they respect and fear, and not repent at every occasion.
      1. Chaldon48 20 February 2020 06: 21 New
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        All right with a good word and a gun can achieve much more than just a good word.
      2. oracul 20 February 2020 06: 56 New
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        I agree. In an interview with Stalin, they asked: how do you feel about the fact that the USSR is afraid of the West. Answer: they are afraid, then respected.
    2. Varyag71 20 February 2020 07: 36 New
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      Take the noodles off your ears, otherwise the kissel and nightingales told you they hate us
      1. Gene84 20 February 2020 18: 49 New
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        laughing
        It doesn’t work, there are too many noodles on the ears, and it hangs tight.
        laughing
  4. DMB 75 20 February 2020 06: 02 New
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    No other country in the world has suffered such severe penalties for the use of doping in world sports as Russia.

    Yes, everyone accepts doping. In all countries, without exception. The use of doping by athletes, as well as theft, is ineradicable. The records that athletes nowadays set are beyond human capabilities. It is difficult to assume that modern athletes without any doping surpass records. established by doping athletes from the beginning and the middle of the 20th century without restrictions, it’s enough to recall how small they were in almost all sports with armfuls of medals! But, as they say, “not caught - not a thief.” So WADA hit our country - exclusively political.
  5. sagitch 20 February 2020 06: 04 New
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    Author, you should be careful with such irony, especially with regard to saints for us people and events.
  6. samarin1969 20 February 2020 06: 16 New
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    If Russia closes professional sports, it will be nice. Maybe instead of "gladiators" with a foreign accent, the Russian Federation will invest in "Almaty", science, technology.
    While it turns out "indecent" for officials of the Russian Federation. At first, Russia entertains at the expense of the budget of life-goers from around the world. Bach and Infantino rave about the "Best" championship games. Well, after a few years, the WEDA "speckled deck" goes into battle.

    "If you don’t have sport, your neighbor will not poison him." soldier
    1. Snail N9 20 February 2020 06: 34 New
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      Absolutely right. "Big sport" is no longer, as experts say, "big sport" now, it is a "competition of" big wallets, "and laboratories." Russia needs amateur sports and semi-professional sports that are not focused on bonuses and "ambitious achievements." In the world plan, it is necessary for a long time to get away from the competitions “controlled” by the USA and other ill-wishers of Russia and create something parallel to the “Olympic movement.” - such as international competitions for the “cup of something there, or someone there "with a high prize pool, but according to our Russian rules or rules, together with some organizations that adhere to the" traditions "of" classic big sport "..
  7. Amur 20 February 2020 06: 20 New
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    You confuse something. The Russian bear in the 41st under doping himself attacked Europe. From ... he ate all the wise men and returned to pour winter to the Sochi Olympics, where he took first place under doping, with an accordion and skiing.
    Do not lie even on topvar.
  8. Errr 20 February 2020 06: 21 New
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    hi A warm bow to the author for subtle sarcasm. I want to read this slowly savoring, but at the same time with big sips and without measure. laughing
  9. Dimy4 20 February 2020 06: 47 New
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    Uncle on the right (in the photo): "What are you saying? And I do not care what you say."
  10. Lamata 20 February 2020 06: 50 New
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    Where did Mutko go? went to the national economy, stitch boots? No, I moved to a new chair.
  11. rocket757 20 February 2020 07: 25 New
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    From fly agaric to meldonium.

    What else have they forgotten ... noon glass and the people's commissar 100 grams.
    Ours, of course, got into it, because of slander and for their own foolishness, but only a deb \ b \ defective little mind could wait for the truth from behind the hill.
    Now, doing what should and will be what ... should, in the end.
  12. Million 20 February 2020 08: 23 New
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    On the other hand, we need to look at this problem. The point is not doping at all, but the weakness of our government.
    1. NordUral 20 February 2020 13: 32 New
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      The thing is whether this "our" power is ours. She is not ours for me.
      I'm retired, I can afford to do nothing, so I watch the series "Pointing", and now "Pointing-2".
      And here’s what slowly clears up in my head as I look: hundreds of thousands of real Communists were knocked out during the war and more and more people replaced them, as they now began to say, with a reduced sense of social responsibility. Moreover, the process itself after the death of Stalin (I am not a fan of him, Joseph Vissarionovich, was also not an angel, but his main interest was that the country of the USSR flourish, and not personal gain. Everything else is secondary) went on increasing, like everyone more of these people climbed up, more and more mean and mean, and honest and weak adapted to coexistence with these. And they broke the strong.
      So we live in a country that only the lazy dare not insult.
      My conclusion is that if all the people do not wake up in the near future, all this will end very badly for us.
      1. Rey_ka 25 February 2020 13: 16 New
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        Maybe it’s good that it will end. Only on the threshold of his own complete annihilation does a person (people) remember God!
        1. NordUral 25 February 2020 20: 34 New
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          I am an atheist, Andrey! And I don’t think that this is good — a bad end for Russia. And I hope that the people wake up.
  13. kartalovkolya 20 February 2020 08: 38 New
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    It's time to equate the notorious WADA to a terrorist organization and outlaw it, with all the ensuing consequences!
  14. Mikhail3 20 February 2020 09: 01 New
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    Author, funny, really. But please, don’t. It is not necessary to attract the feat of Russian soldiers to overshadow the situation in the base show business. Modern "sport" is a show, and all its participants are clowns, no more. No need to get dirty by comparing with these grimaces and leaps the feat of people dying for their homeland. And about the "honor of the country" all the more not necessary. The country has absolutely nothing to do with it.
  15. svp67 20 February 2020 09: 11 New
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    The absurdity and bias of WADA’s actions against Russia, transferred to historical soil, can provide an inexhaustible occasion for jokes and laughter. Everything would be just like that if in this connection the sunset of world and Olympic sports did not follow.
    I don’t see “absurdity” in their actions? WADA's actions fit perfectly into the overall program of action against Russia. Well, to be completely honest, Russia, thanks to the “administrators from the sport”, gives every possible reason that only lazy legs should not be wiped about her name ... Where are the promised “regiments and battalions” of lawyers who defended at least honest names of athletes. Chatted, scared and that's it ... No, in the world of the weak they do not respect and spread rot. And this is exactly how our "sports administrators" behave ...
    Now it’s time to make a choice, or we will continue to behave in the same way and lose almost everything, or refuse to finance the “high achievement sport”, giving athletes the right to appear under the “neutral flags”, and all efforts and means to devote to the development of pure mass sports, especially children's and youthful. Anyway, sooner or later, but this “dirty wave” will subside, and by this moment we will have a large number of young athletes who can be brought to the “high achievement sport”
  16. Maks1995 20 February 2020 09: 29 New
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    "The absurdity and bias of WADA actions" by the author ...

    And for some reason, the officials recognized and agreed to the use of doping.
    And many times.

    Not a single official or athlete convened a conference, injected a truth serum on it, and sat down at a lie detector .... or a sports doctor of the national team ....

    So, the stigma is awesome ....

    And Mutko is also awesome ... as we know ...
    1. avia12005 20 February 2020 11: 20 New
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      Recognized because they have personal benefits from working with WADA
  17. Vikxnumx 20 February 2020 09: 33 New
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    And where are the world famous Russian hackers?
    Why are there still no recipes and receipts from pharmacies of foreign athletes in tyrnet?
    Where is intelligence looking? Where are copies of medical exceptions for exceptional athletes?
    Where are their medical records?
    How long ???
  18. Pavel57 20 February 2020 09: 59 New
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    They didn’t mistake the trend - fly agarics - a cure for asthma?
  19. Vasily Ponomarev 20 February 2020 10: 17 New
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    Was this news specially released when another biathlete was stripped of the gold medal for doping?
  20. Sapsan136 20 February 2020 10: 46 New
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    Russophobia is becoming more and more comical, with lies and schizophrenia embroidered with white thread ... Doping, by the way, was actively developed and applied in Nazi Germany, and is actively used in the NATO and US armies.
  21. Yury Siritsky 20 February 2020 13: 28 New
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    You read and think that they accepted these, that they reached complete dibilism.
  22. akunin 20 February 2020 17: 51 New
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    In fact, athletes from the United States, Great Britain, Canada, Norway and other Western countries, with the rarest exception, are crystal honest and never use doping.
    I understand the conversation about us or not? We have two options: 1. send everyone in a certain direction, live on and develop sports within the country. 2. to make sacrifices (human) from the ministers and all kinds of sports ministers (to lay lambs on the altar of the demon wada) and then sprinkle their ashes on their heads to repent, repent ... for a long time. I’m tired of performing under the white flag and the "highest" presentations in the form money and "beh" to people who glorified the white flag.
  23. frizzy 20 February 2020 19: 23 New
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    Yes, ah! Vodka is your thing, oh, how I love her. More than my woman !!!!
  24. Born in the USSR 20 February 2020 22: 22 New
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    all for sure! so it was. let bzdat- all of Russia under doping!
  25. Awaz 23 February 2020 11: 25 New
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    unfortunately, seriously, everything that happens is due to the selling activities of sports officials from the Russian Federation.
    And although all that is happening is a war against Russia, but it also shows how corrupt and incompetent officials in the Russian Federation are.
    All that they do is simply dissuade themselves from scandals created by WADA or someone else, completely not supporting athletes, even those who are blamed indiscriminately.
    Trite, after the Story with Legkov and generally skiers after the Olympics in Sochi, you just had to drag all these offices through the courts and make them apologize and pay compensation and expenses, etc., etc., and on this wave also remove all the charges.
    Instead, they are not helping Legkov, they also exacerbate the situation, constant failures and stupid things.
    Even after the searches at Shipulin, Ai Bi Yu had to be so lowered and smeared that thoughts would not even be thought. It is also necessary to punish those who carry nonsense and lie.
    But not a single sports federation, not a single official even dared to punish anyone for lawless actions against Russian sportsmen and the country as a whole ..
    Moreover, all this is also done against the main Guarantor, but in the course he does not care.
  26. alexey alexeyev_2 24 February 2020 00: 56 New
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    Nemchura almost up to the age of 43 ate pervitin tons .. and nothing Berlin we took
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  28. Kelwin 24 February 2020 22: 31 New
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    Everything would be just like that if in this connection the sunset of world and Olympic sports did not follow.

    Yes, sports have long been in this very sunset, since the fat cats mastered this feeding trough. So it’s more correct to say that during the next sharing of access something went wrong.
    About Gagarin killed) I'll go and take dope for further healthy laughter drinks